I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just
00:06
barge in here you don't knock you have
00:10
no respect for anybody's privacy no you
00:11
wait this is ridiculous say one thing
00:14
what what that's a relatively open weave
00:17
and I can still see
00:19
your nipular areas I'm sorry I'm sorry I
00:21
could I could
00:25
[Applause]
00:30
Chandler Bing it's time to see your
00:32
thing what's the matter with you I
00:47
thought it was no what you were supposed
00:49
to be in there so I could see your
00:52
thing sorry my my thing was in there
00:56
with me
00:58
hey Joey what's going on clear the
01:02
tracks for the booby payback Express
01:05
next stop Rachel
01:08
Green Joey what the hell were you doing
01:15
sorry wrong boobies
01:19
hello
01:34
Joey hello dear tell me don't tell
01:36
me decaf cappuccino for
01:41
Joey coffee
01:46
black
01:48
latte and a nice team I'm getting pretty
01:52
good at this
01:55
excellent good for me
01:57
[Laughter]
02:02
[Applause]
02:07
oh my gosh Rachel honey my are you okay
02:09
where's poo Rome jerk missed his flight
02:14
and then your face
02:20
exploded
02:22
no okay I was at the airport getting
02:24
into a cab with This Woman This blonde
02:28
planet with a pocketbook starts yelling
02:32
at me something about how it was her cab
02:35
first and then the next thing I know she
02:38
just starts starts pulling me out by my
02:40
hair you know and then blow my attack
02:42
whistle thingy and and and three more
02:45
cabs show
02:47
up as I'm going to get into a cab she
02:49
tackles me and I hit my head on the curb
02:52
and cut my lip on my whistles
02:56
oh everybody having fun at the
03:02
party are people eating my dip ra do you
03:06
are you going to separate
03:10
those oh god oh am I being like a total
03:12
laundry span I mean am I supposed to use
03:16
like one machine for shirts and another
03:19
machine for
03:21
pants have you have you never done this
03:25
before well not my myself but I know
03:28
other people that
03:31
have okay you caught me I'm a laundry
03:33
Virgin uh well don't worry I'll use the
03:38
gentle
03:40
cyle okay
03:43
um uh basically you want to use one
03:45
machine for all your Whites Whites okay
03:48
a whole another machine for for your
03:51
colors and and third for uh your
03:53
uh uh delicates that would be your bras
03:57
and your under panty
04:01
things okay well what about these are
04:06
white cotton panties would they go with
04:09
whites or with delicates uh that that
04:11
that would be a judgment
04:13
call so
04:15
[Music]
04:17
nice hey I have a
04:22
question well uh actually not so much a
04:25
question as more of a a general
04:29
wondering okay
04:34
okay here
04:36
goes um well for a while now I've been
04:40
wanting to
04:43
um yes yes that's that's right little
04:45
girl
04:50
what top of the world looking down on
04:53
creation and
04:58
[Applause]
04:59
[Music]
05:01
all right this is just vacine it won't
05:10
hurt ow ow sorry that was
05:14
whacked oh this poor little Tutti is
05:19
scared to death we should find his owner
05:22
oh we just put the poor little toti out
05:24
in the
05:26
hall during the blackout she get
05:27
trampled
05:30
yeah so pretty this must have cost him a
05:32
fortune I can't believe he did this come
05:36
on Ross remember back in college when he
05:38
fell in love with Carol and bought her
05:40
that ridiculously expensive Crystal
05:41
duck what did you just say
05:45
[Applause]
05:56
Crystal
05:59
[Applause]
06:03
duck no no no the um the love
06:04
part
06:12
FN oh my
06:16
god oh no no no no that's good just keep
06:20
rubbing your head that'll Turn Back Time
06:24
this is unbelievable I mean this is
06:34
unbelievable I know this is really
06:37
really huge no it's not it's small it's
06:39
tiny it's petite it's
06:42
we uhuh I don't think any of our lives
06:45
are ever going to be the same ever
06:48
again hey is there a mute button on this
06:51
woman I think this is so great I mean
06:54
you and Ross did you have any ideas
06:57
no none I mean my first night in the
07:00
city he mentioned something about asking
07:03
me out but nothing ever happened so I
07:05
just what what else did he say I mean
07:07
does he like want to go out with me well
07:09
given that he's desperately in love with
07:11
you he probably wouldn't mind getting a
07:13
cup of coffee or
07:15
something
07:17
what all this time well I've got to talk
07:18
to him yeah he's in China the
07:22
country no no no wait this flight
07:26
doesn't leave for another 45 more
07:28
minutes what about the time difference
07:29
from here to the airport
07:31
yes you're never going to make it well
07:34
I've got to try Rachel what are you
07:36
going to say to
07:38
him I I don't know well then maybe you
07:39
shouldn't go he's right cuz if you're
07:42
just going to like break his heart
07:43
that's the kind of thing that can wait
07:44
yeah but if it's good news you should
07:46
tell him now I don't know maybe I'll
07:47
know when I see him here look all right
07:49
does this help
07:52
[Applause]
07:56
har I I I know that I haven't worked
07:59
here very long but I was wondering do
08:01
you think it would be possible if I got
08:03
a $100 advance on my salary and Advance
08:05
it's so that I can spend Thanksgiving
08:09
with my family see every year we go
08:11
skiing and Veil and normally my father
08:13
pays for my ticket but I've sort of
08:16
started this whole independent thing you
08:18
know which is actually why I took this
08:20
job Rachel Rachel
08:24
sweetheart you're a terrible terrible
08:28
waitress really really
08:31
awful okay I I hear what you're saying
08:35
I'm with you um but but I'm trying
08:38
really hard and and I think I'm I'm
08:42
doing better I really
08:44
do does anybody need coffee yeah over
08:47
here yeah I do
08:50
[Music]
08:54
I'll Rich for running low on resumes
09:06
over here do you really want a job with
09:08
Popular Mechanics well if you're going
09:10
to work for mechanics those are the ones
09:12
to work
09:13
for hey look you guys I'm going for
09:15
anything here okay I cannot be a
09:18
waitress anymore I mean it sick of the
09:19
lousy tips sick of being called excuse
09:21
me BR did you proof for days uh yeah why
09:25
uh nothing I'm sure they'll be impressed
09:31
with your excellent compuer
09:33
skills oh my god oh do you think it's on
09:36
all of
09:40
them oh no I'm sure the Xerox machine
09:44
caught a fuel oh it was just so nice to
09:47
see him again you know it was it was
09:49
comfortable and it was familiar and it's
09:51
just nice that's that's nice twice
09:55
Rachel what what's going on I mean isn't
10:00
this the same Barry who you left at the
10:02
altar duh Where Have You
10:03
Been yeah but it was different with him
10:07
today I mean and he wasn't like
10:09
orthodontist guy you know I mean we had
10:11
fun is there anything wrong with that
10:14
yes why I have my
10:19
reasons okay how about the fact that
10:24
he's engaged to another woman who just
10:27
happens to be your ex- best friend all
10:28
right all right all right all right all
10:31
right I know it's stupid I'll go see him
10:32
this afternoon and I will just put an
10:34
end to it
10:36
wow
10:39
wow yeah I'm not crazy right I mean it
10:42
was never like
10:46
that no it
10:47
wasn't so nice having a little sink here
10:53
finish with this sucker by the end of
10:56
the week now now the one in the feather
10:58
boa that's Dr Francis now she used to be
11:00
a
11:03
man okay oh look see now there's Raven
11:04
we hate her we're glad she's dying
11:07
and Marcel are you playing with Monica's
11:11
shoes you no you're not supposed to play
11:14
whoa whoa Marcel did you poo in the shoe
11:17
oh marel
11:23
badad oh god oh
11:25
oh sorry
11:32
Barry little engagement gift sure you
11:35
didn't register for
11:38
that of
11:42
the who died who
11:47
died roll him over oh come on roll him
11:50
over
11:53
oh well we know it wasn't Dexter right
11:54
Marcel because
11:57
Marcel Marcel
11:59
Mar how could you lose him I don't know
12:03
I don't know we were watching TV and
12:06
then he pooped in Monica's shoe wait he
12:08
pooped in my
12:11
shoe which one I don't know the left one
12:12
which ones oh oh those little clunky
12:17
Amish things you think go with
12:19
everything I've just never had a
12:22
relationship with that kind of passion
12:25
you know where where you have to have
12:26
somebody right there in the middle of a
12:28
theme
12:30
park well it was the only thing to do
12:33
there that didn't have a
12:35
line all right well see I mean Barry
12:38
wouldn't even kiss me on a miniature
12:40
golf course come on no he said we were
12:42
holding up the people behind
12:45
us and you didn't marry him
12:47
because I mean do you
12:51
think there are people that go through
12:53
life never having that kind of probably
12:55
really but but you know I'll tell you
12:59
something passion is way overrated yeah
13:01
right it is uh eventually it kind of
13:05
burns out but hopefully what you're left
13:07
with is trust and security and uh well
13:10
in the case of my ex-wife lesbian
13:14
is I think Barry is seeing someone in
13:18
the
13:20
city oh what what would make you think
13:21
that well ever since we announced the
13:24
engagement he's been acting really weird
13:26
and then last night night he came home
13:28
smelling like
13:30
Chanel
13:33
really Mindy if it'll make you feel any
13:36
better when Barry and I first got
13:39
engaged he went through a whole weird
13:41
thing too oh God you see that's what I
13:42
was afraid of what what's what you're
13:45
afraid of okay
13:47
okay when Barry was engaged to you he
13:49
and I kind of had a little thing on the
13:53
side
13:57
I know I know and when he proposed to me
14:01
everyone said don't do it he's just
14:03
going to do to you what he did to Rachel
14:04
and and now I feel so
14:06
stupid Oh
14:11
Mindy oh you are so
14:13
stupid oh we are both so stupid what do
14:17
you
14:20
mean smell familiar oh no
14:23
oh I'm so sorry oh no me I am so sorry
14:29
no I am sorry I'm
14:33
sorry whoa I'm sorry excuse me we had
14:42
this cart yeah well I had a 24-in waist
14:46
you lose things come on get out of my
14:49
way I'm sorry you know maybe I wasn't
14:52
being clear uh this was our C hey hey
14:55
hey there weren't any clothes in in it
14:57
hey hey hey hey quit making up rules
14:59
let's go come on this
15:02
my all right listen mity if you want
15:05
this cart you're going to have to take
15:07
me with
15:09
it did you see that you were incredible
15:18
did you see that a brand new woman L
15:21
gentl thank you I could not have done
15:23
this without you
15:25
okay um uh more clothes in the
15:33
dryer I'm sorry I'm sure there's some
15:38
friendly way to reconcile this um have a
15:41
seat first of all we have been
15:43
introduced I'm Monica Geller oh my God
15:44
you are and you're Rachel Green
15:48
yeah louisea gianetti Lincoln high I sat
15:52
behind you guys in in Home Room
15:56
Lisa oh my God Monica it's Louisa Louisa
16:00
from Home Room
16:07
yes you have no idea who I am dude no
16:08
not at
16:13
all well maybe that's because you spent
16:14
four years ignoring
16:16
me I mean wouldn't it have been so hard
16:18
to say morning Louisa or nice overalls
16:20
oh I'm I'm so sorry it's not so much you
16:30
you were fat you had your own
16:33
problems but you what a
16:37
what all you know what be that as
16:42
it may do you think he'd just help us
16:44
out here on that mkey thing you know
16:47
just for all time sake go
16:48
Bobcats I could but I
16:52
won't if I find that monkey he's mine
16:55
[Music]
17:01
has anybody seen my engagement ring yeah
17:03
it's
17:05
beautiful oh God oh God oh God oh God oh
17:11
God oh God oh God no don't don't touch
17:14
that oh like I wasn't dreading tomorrow
17:18
enough having to give it back to him hi
17:21
Barry remember me I'm the girl in The
17:24
Veil that stomped on your heart in front
17:26
of your entire family
17:27
oh God and now I'm going to have to
17:29
return the ring without the ring which
17:31
makes it so much
17:33
harder easy rage we'll find it won't we
17:35
oh yeah yeah okay
17:39
look all right when did you have it on
17:42
last doy probably right before she lost
17:44
it you don't get a lot of doy these
17:48
days no I had it this morning I know I
17:53
had it when I was in the kitchen
17:57
with
17:59
Dina oh don't be
18:03
mad you didn't oh I'm sorry I gave you
18:06
one
18:11
job oh but look how straight those
18:13
noodles
18:15
are now Monica you know that's not how
18:16
you look for an engagement ring in
18:18
lasagna I just can't do
18:23
it boys
18:26
we're going
18:29
in there's nothing to tell it's just
18:32
some guy I work with come on you're
18:35
going out with the guy there's got to be
18:38
something wrong with him so does he have
18:39
a hump a hump and a
18:42
hairpiece wait does he eat
18:45
chalk just cuz I don't want her to go
18:47
through what I went through with Carl um
18:50
okay everybody relax this is not even a
18:52
date it's just two people going out to
18:54
dinner and not having sex sounds like a
18:56
date to
18:59
me all right so I'm back in high school
19:02
I'm standing in the middle of the
19:04
cafeteria and I realize I am totally
19:05
naked
19:08
oh then I look down and I realized there
19:10
is a
19:13
phone
19:15
there instead of that's right never had
19:17
that all of a sudden the phone starts to
19:21
ring and it turns out it's my mother
19:25
which is very very weird because she
19:30
never calls
19:33
[Music]
19:37
me
19:38
hi this guy says hello I want to kill
19:41
myself are you okay sweetie I just feel
19:45
like someone reached down my throat
19:48
grabbed my small intestine pulled it out
19:49
of my mouth and tied it around my neck
19:51
cookie Carol moved her stuff out today
19:56
let me get you some coffee
19:59
thanks no oh no no don't stop cleansing
20:05
my
20:09
aura don't just leave my aura alone
20:10
okay I'll be fine all right really
20:14
everyone I hope she'll be very happy no
20:16
you don't no I don't to hell with her
20:18
she left
20:20
me and you never knew she was a lesbian
20:22
no okay why does everyone keep fixating
20:29
on
20:33
that she didn't know how should I
20:34
know sometimes I wish I was a
20:39
lesbian did I say that out
20:43
loud all right Ross look you're feeling
20:47
a lot of pain right now you're angry
20:51
you're hurting can I tell you what the
20:54
answer is strip
20:56
joins come on you're single have some
21:00
hormones see but I don't want to be
21:03
single okay I just I just I just want to
21:05
be married
21:07
again and I just want a million
21:12
dollars Rachel oh God Monica hi thank
21:17
God I just went to your building and you
21:21
weren't there and then this guy with a
21:23
big hammer said that you might be here
21:24
and you are you are can I get you some
21:26
coffee
21:28
decaf okay everybody this is Rachel
21:31
another leak and high Survivor this this
21:34
is everybody this is Chandler and Phoebe
21:36
and Joey and you remember my brother
21:38
Ross
21:40
sure so you want to tell us now or are
21:51
we waiting for four wet
21:54
bridesmaids so god well it started about
21:57
a half hour before the wedding I was in
22:01
this room where we were keeping all the
22:03
presents and I was looking at this gravy
22:05
boat this really gorgeous lamos gravy
22:07
boat when all of a sudden sweet and love
22:10
I
22:13
realized I realized that I was more
22:15
turned on by this gravy boat than by
22:17
Barry and I got really freaked out and
22:19
that's when it hit me how much Barry
22:21
looks like Mr Potato
22:23
Head you know I mean I always knew he
22:25
looked familiar but
22:27
but anyway I just had to get out of
22:30
there and I started wondering why am I
22:34
doing this and who am I doing this
22:36
for so anyway I just didn't know where
22:38
to go and I know that you and I have
22:40
kind of drifted apart but you're the
22:42
only person I knew who lived here in the
22:44
city who wasn't invited to the wedding
22:46
oh I was kind of hoping that wouldn't be
22:48
an
22:50
issue I need some
22:51
milk okay I've got milk
22:55
here you
23:03
[Laughter]
23:08
go
23:11
better
23:15
no oh I feel so
23:18
stupid Oh I think about the other day
23:21
with you guys you know and I was all oh
23:24
P he's so great he makes me feel
23:26
so
23:30
God I'm so embarrassed I'm so
23:32
embarrassed I'm the one he hit on baby
23:36
IED him on you if I had never met him
23:39
this would have never happened to you
23:41
I'm so sorry I'm sorry no I'm sorry oh
23:42
wait oh what are we sorry about I don't
23:46
know right he's the pig such a pig oh
23:49
God he's such a pig oh he he's like a
23:54
big disgusting like a pig
23:56
Pigman yes good okay
23:59
Pigman oh but he was my
24:04
Pigman how did I not see
24:09
this oh I
24:12
know
24:17
because he's gorgeous and he's
24:19
charming and when he looks it feel okay
24:22
okay the end
24:25
oh
24:29
God should I not have told you no no
24:32
trust me it's it's it's much better that
24:36
I
24:38
know H I just liked it better before it
24:41
was
24:45
better
24:52
Rachel oh my God
24:55
[Applause]
25:02
I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild
25:04
Kingdom what are you guys doing here
25:07
well we were in the city shopping and
25:10
your mom said you work here and it's
25:11
true look at you in the apron you look
25:16
like you're in a
25:19
play God look at you you are so big I
25:23
can't believe it I know I know I'm a
25:26
duplex so what's going on with you well
25:30
gu who my dad's making partner in his
25:33
firm and while we're on the subject of
25:39
news look look I have
25:45
elbows hey hey you got a second sure
25:51
sure come on in hello sweetheart um what
25:54
you what you guys doing here uh we are
26:01
here to break up with
26:03
you both of you basically we think
26:05
you're a horrible human being and bad
26:09
things should happen to
26:11
you I'm sorry I'm sorry God I am so
26:14
sorry I'm an idiot I was weak I I
26:17
couldn't help myself whatever I did I
26:19
only did because I love you so
26:21
much uh which one of us are you talking
26:24
to there bear
26:27
Mindy Mindy of course Mindy it was
26:31
always
26:33
Mindy even when we were having sex in
26:34
that chair I swear look whatever I was
26:37
doing I was always thinking of you oh
26:39
please during that second time you
26:42
couldn't have picked her out of a lineup
26:44
you did it twice well first time didn't
26:47
really count I you know it was
26:50
buried if anything else opens up pleas
26:52
hello
26:56
hello sorry
27:15
rage where were we oh okay five card
27:18
draw uh Jacks Are Better nothing wild
27:22
everybody atie look rage we don't have
27:26
to do this yes we
27:29
do all right check check I'm in for 50
27:34
cents call I'm
27:39
in I see your
27:42
50s and I raise
27:45
you
27:47
$5 I thought uh it was a 50 Cent limit
27:49
well I just lost a job and I'd like to
27:53
raise the bed five bucks does anybody
27:54
have a problem with that
27:56
not at all hold it right up hey Jack
27:59
look at the window there's my name hi
28:02
me I remember the day I got my first
28:07
paycheck there was a cave in in one of
28:10
the mines and eight people were
28:12
killed wow you worked in a mine I worked
28:15
in a Dairy Queen
28:18
why God isn't this exciting I earned
28:23
this I wiped tables for it I steamed
28:26
milk for it and it was
28:28
totally not worth
28:31
it who's F why is he getting all my
28:33
money I mean what Chandler look at
28:38
that oh this is not that bad oh you're
28:42
fine yeah for first job you can totally
28:46
totally live on this oh yeah yeah hey by
28:49
the way great service to
28:54
something grape sure that would be good
29:00
all
29:04
right the uh the neighbors must be
29:14
vacuuming well as long as we're uh here
29:22
and
29:27
uh not on the subject
29:29
um I was thinking about
29:32
uh how mad we got at each other
29:36
before and
29:40
um I was thinking maybe it was partially
29:43
because of how we um Rachel Mary I can't
29:46
I can't do it I can't marry
29:51
Mindy I think I'm still in love with you
29:54
we have got to start locking that
30:03
door how's it going right don't stare
30:08
okay she just finished throwing his
30:11
clothes off the balcony now there's just
30:12
a lot of gesturing and arm waving okay
30:14
that is either how could you or enormous
30:17
breasts here he comes
30:21
uh I am uh to say goodbye okay
30:33
bye-bye
30:42
follow I really hate you for what you
30:44
did to Rachel but I still have five of
30:46
these so heated at 375 until the cheese
30:48
bubbles H way I just want to tell you
30:55
and I I think I'd speak for everyone
30:58
when I
31:00
say hey hey hey oh how It Go um not so
31:02
good he walked me to the subway and said
31:06
we should do this
31:08
again what you said we should do it
31:10
again that's good right uh no Loosely
31:12
translated we should do this again means
31:15
you will never see me
31:17
naked since when since always it's like
31:19
dating language you know like it's not
31:24
you mean
31:27
it is you or you're such a nice guy
31:28
means I'm going to be dating leather
31:31
wearing alcoholics and complaining about
31:32
them to
31:34
you or or you know um I think we should
31:36
see other people means I already
31:39
am and everybody knows this oh yeah
31:42
cushions the blow yeah it's like when
31:45
you're a kid and your parents put your
31:47
dog to sleep and they tell you it went
31:48
off to live on some Farm that's funny
31:50
that no because uh our parents actually
31:52
did uh send our dog off to live on a
31:55
farm
31:57
uh
31:58
Ross what hello The Milner Farm in
32:01
Connecticut the milers they had this
32:04
unbelievable farm that they horses and
32:06
then rabbits that he could Chase and
32:09
it oh my God cheat ch
32:14
[Music]
32:21
歌词与翻译
[中文]
对不起，对不起，就是你
闯入这里，你不敲门，你
不尊重任何人的隐私，不，你
等等，这太荒谬了，说一件事
那是什么，那是一个相对开放的编织
，我仍然可以看到
你的乳头区域，对不起，对不起，我
我可以
[鼓掌]
钱德勒·宾 (Chandler Bing) 是时候看看你的
东西了，你怎么了？我
以为你不该
在那儿，所以我可以看到你的
东西 抱歉，我的东西在那儿
和我一起
嘿，乔伊，发生了什么事 清除
恐怖报复快车的轨道
下一站 瑞秋
格林乔伊你到底在做什么
对不起，错误的胸部
你好
乔伊你好，亲爱的告诉我，不要告诉我
我无咖啡因卡布奇诺
乔伊咖啡
黑
拿铁和一个很好的团队，我越来越漂亮
擅长这个
对我来说非常好
[笑声]
[鼓掌]
天啊，瑞秋，亲爱的，你还好吗
那个罗马混蛋错过了航班
，然后你的脸
爆炸了
不行，我在机场和这个女人一起
上了一辆出租车，这个拿着钱包的金发
星球开始对我大喊
，先是说这是她的出租车
，然后是她的出租车 接下来我知道她
开始抓住我的
头发把我拉出来，你知道，然后吹响我的攻击
口哨之类的东西，还有另外三辆
出租车出现
，当我要上出租车时，她
抓住了我，我的头撞到了路边
，口哨割破了我的嘴唇
哦，每个人都玩得很开心
派对是人们在吃我的蘸酱，你吗
你要分开
那些天哪，我是不是像一个完整的
洗衣跨度我的意思是我应该使用
就像一台机器洗衬衫和另一台
机器洗
裤子你有没有做过这个
之前不是我自己，但我知道
其他
的人，你抓到我了，我是洗衣店
处女呃，别担心，我会用
温和的
循环，好吧
嗯嗯，基本上你想用一台
机器来洗你所有的白人，好吧
另一台机器用来洗你的
颜色，第三台机器用来洗你的
呃呃精致物品，那就是你的胸罩
和你的内裤
都还好，这些
白色棉质内裤会搭配
白色还是精致的衣服，呃，那
那将是一个判断
这么称呼
[音乐]
很好，嘿，我有一个
问题，嗯，实际上与其说是
问题，不如说是一个一般性问题
想知道好吗
好吧
已经有一段时间了，我一直
想要
嗯，是的，就是这样，小
女孩
世界之巅俯视着
创作和
[掌声]
[音乐]
好吧，这只是疫苗而已不会
受伤哦哦抱歉被
重击哦这个可怜的小图蒂
吓死了我们应该找到他的主人
哦我们只是在停电期间把可怜的小图蒂放在
在
大厅里她被
践踏
是的太漂亮了这一定让他损失了
财富我不敢相信他这样做了
关于罗斯，记得在大学时，他
爱上卡罗尔并给她买了
那个贵得离谱的水晶
鸭子你刚才说什么
[掌声]
水晶
[掌声]
鸭子不不不嗯爱
部分
FN哦我的
上帝哦不不不不很好，只要继续
揉搓你的头，时间就会倒转
这太令人难以置信了，我的意思是，这
令人难以置信，我知道这真的
真的很大，不，它不是很小，而是
很小，很小，它是
我们呃，我不认为我们的生活
会再次一样
嘿，这上面有静音按钮吗
女人，我觉得这太棒了，我的意思是
你和罗斯有什么想法吗
没有，没有，我是说我在
城市的第一个晚上，他提到约
我出去，但什么也没发生，所以我
他还说什么我的意思是
他想和我出去吗
考虑到他非常爱
你，他可能不介意得到一个
杯咖啡或
东西
这段时间我得跟他说
是的，他在中国
国家不不不等等，这趟航班
还要 45 小时才起飞
分钟，时差怎么样
从这里到机场
是的，你永远不会过得很好
我必须尝试一下瑞秋你
要对
他说什么，我不太了解，那么也许你
不应该走，他是对的，因为如果你
只是想伤他的心
那是可以等待的
是的，但如果这是个好消息，你应该
现在告诉他，我不知道，也许我会
当我看到他时就知道看起来不错
这有帮助吗
[鼓掌]
哈我我知道我在这里工作
时间不长，但我想知道
你认为如果我得到
预支100美元的工资和预付款
这是可能的 这样我就可以和家人一起过感恩节
看看我们每年都去
滑雪和面纱，通常我的父亲
支付我的门票，但我已经
开始了这整个独立的事情，你
知道这实际上就是我接受这份
工作的原因雷切尔雷切尔
亲爱的你是一个可怕的可怕
女服务员真的真的
太糟糕了，我听到你在说什么
我和你在一起，嗯，但我正在努力
真的很难，而且我想我
做得更好，我真的
有人需要咖啡吗
这里是的，我需要
[音乐]
我会因为简历不足而致富
在这里你真的想要一份工作吗
《大众机械》，如果你要
为机械师工作，那就是
工作
，嘿，看看你们，我要
这里的任何东西，好吧，我不能再当
女服务员了，我的意思是，厌倦了
糟糕的小费，厌倦了被称为借口
我，BR你证明了好几天了，是的，为什么
，什么都没有，我相信他们会留下深刻的印象
以你出色的计算机
技能哦，我的上帝哦，你认为它在
所有
上吗哦不，我确定施乐机器
加了燃料哦，
再次见到他真是太好了，你知道它
很舒服，很熟悉，
很好，这两次都很好
瑞秋，我的意思是，这不是
你留在
祭坛上的那个巴里，你在哪里
是的，但他的情况有所不同
今天我的意思是，他不像
正牙医生，你知道我的意思是我们玩得很开心
这有什么问题吗
是的，为什么我有
理由，事实如何
他已经和另一个女人订婚了，而她
恰好是你前最好的朋友
好吧好吧好吧好吧
好吧我知道这很愚蠢我会去见他
今天下午我会
结束它
哇
哇是的我没疯，我的意思是
从来没有像
那样不，
这里有一个小水槽不太好
在
本周结束时完成这个傻瓜，现在是羽毛中的一个
蟒蛇，弗朗西斯博士现在她曾经是
一个
男人好吧哦，看看现在有乌鸦
我们恨她，我们很高兴她快死了
马塞尔你在和莫妮卡玩吗
鞋子你不，你不应该玩
哇哇哇马塞尔你在鞋子里拉屎了吗
哦马雷尔
badad 哦上帝哦
哦对不起
巴里小订婚礼物肯定你
没有注册
死者的
...
死了，把他翻过来，来吧，把他翻过来
翻过来
哦，好吧，我们知道这不是德克斯特的权利
马塞尔，因为
马塞尔马塞尔
Mar 你怎么会失去他我不知道
我不知道我们在看电视，
然后他在莫妮卡的鞋子里大便，等等，他
在我的
鞋子里大便，我没有知道左边的
哪些哦哦那些小笨重
你认为的阿米什人的东西与
我从未有过
那种激情的关系
你知道在哪里你必须有
有人在
主题中间
公园很好，这是唯一可以做的事情
那里没有
好吧，好吧，我的意思是巴里
甚至不会在微型
高尔夫球场上亲吻我 来吧，不，他说我们
阻碍了
我们背后的人，而你没有嫁给他
因为我的意思是你
认为有些人在
生活中从未经历过这种可能
但你知道我会告诉你
有些东西的激情被高估了是的
是的，呃，最终它会
耗尽，但希望你剩下的
是信任和安全感，呃好吧
就我前妻女同性恋而言
是我认为巴里正在
...
城市约会某人哦，自从我们宣布
...
订婚时他表现得很奇怪
然后昨晚他回家
闻起来像
香奈儿
真的明迪，如果这会让你感觉更好
当巴里和我第一次订婚时
他也经历了整个奇怪的
事情哦上帝你看这就是我
害怕你的东西
害怕好吧
好吧当巴里和你订婚时他
而我在
方面有点小事情
我知道我知道，当他向我求婚时
每个人都说不要这样做，他只是
要对你做他对瑞秋所做的事情
，现在我感觉很
愚蠢哦
明迪哦你太愚蠢了
愚蠢哦我们都太愚蠢了
你
意味着闻起来很熟悉哦不
哦我很抱歉哦不我我很抱歉
不我很抱歉我
抱歉哇抱歉抱歉我们有
这辆购物车是的，好吧，我的腰围是 24 英寸
你丢了东西，快滚开我的
方式，很抱歉你知道，也许我没说清楚
说清楚了，呃，这是我们的嘿嘿
嘿，里面没有任何衣服
嘿嘿嘿嘿，别再制定规则了
让我们来吧
我的一切听着，如果你想要
这辆购物车，你就得带着
我和
你看到了吗，你太不可思议了
你看到那个全新的女人了吗L
温柔的谢谢你，如果没有你，我不可能
这
好吧，呃，
烘干机里还有更多衣服，对不起，我确信有一些
友好的方式为了调和这个嗯，首先我们有一个
座位，我们已经
介绍了我是莫妮卡·盖勒，哦我的上帝
你是，你是雷切尔·格林
是的，路易莎·吉安内蒂·林肯高，我坐在
在主室的你们后面
丽莎哦，我的上帝莫妮卡，这是来自主室的路易莎·路易莎
...
是的，你没有知道我是谁吗伙计不
不在
一切都很好也许那是因为你花了
四年忽略了
我我的意思是不是很难
说早上路易莎或漂亮的工装裤
哦，我很抱歉，这不是你的问题
你很胖，你有自己的
问题，但你真是一个
你知道那是什么吗
你可能认为他会帮助我们
在你知道的那件重要的事情上
只是为了永远去
山猫我可以，但我
如果我发现那只猴子是我的，我就不会
[音乐]
有人看到我的订婚戒指是的
它
很漂亮哦上帝哦上帝哦上帝哦上帝哦
上帝哦上帝哦上帝不，不要碰
哦，就像我不害怕明天
足够把它还给他嗨
巴里记得我，我是
面纱中的那个女孩，在你全家人
面前踩在你的心上
哦上帝，现在我必须
把戒指归还，没有戒指，这
让事情变得如此困难
我们会找到它的我们不会
哦，是的，好吧
看起来不错，你什么时候在
最后一个doy上得到了它，可能就在她失去之前
这
天你没有得到很多doy，不，我今天早上得到了它，我知道我
在我和
得到了它哦，别生气
迪娜在厨房时
你没有得到哦哦对不起，我给了你
一份
工作哦，但是看看这些
面条
现在有多直，莫妮卡你知道这不是
你在
烤宽面条中寻找订婚戒指的方式，我就是做不到
它男孩
我们要去
没有什么可以告诉的，这只是
我和我一起工作的某个人来吧你
和那个家伙出去，他肯定有问题
，所以他有
驼峰、驼峰和
假发等等，他吃东西吗
粉笔只是因为我不想让她经历
我和卡尔经历的事情，嗯
好吧，大家放松一下，这甚至不是一个
约会，只是两个人出去玩
吃晚饭而不做爱听起来就像
和
我约会，所以我回到了高中
我站在
自助餐厅中间，我意识到我完全
赤身裸体
哦，然后我低头一看，我意识到那里
有一个
电话
，而不是那是对的，从来没有
那个突然电话开始
响了，原来是我妈妈
，这非常非常奇怪，因为她
从不打电话给
[音乐]
我
嗨，这个家伙说你好，我想杀了
我自己，你还好吧，亲爱的，我只是感觉
有人把手伸进我的喉咙
抓住了我的小肠，把它拔了出来
我的嘴，把它绑在我的脖子上
饼干卡罗尔今天把她的东西搬出来了
让我给你喝点咖啡
谢谢不哦不不不要停止清洁
我的
光环不要只留下我的光环
好吧，我真的会没事的
大家我希望她会很高兴不
你不不不我不会和她见鬼去吧
她离开了
我，而你从来不知道她是女同性恋
不行，为什么每个人都一直关注
...
，她不知道我应该如何
知道，有时我希望自己是
女同性恋，我说出来了吗
大声好吧罗斯看你感觉
现在很痛苦，你很生气
你伤害我能告诉你
答案是什么脱衣舞
加入来吧你单身有一些
荷尔蒙看到但我不想
单身好吧我只是我只是想再次
结婚
我只想要一百万
美元雷切尔哦上帝莫妮卡嗨谢谢
上帝我刚刚去了你的大楼而你
没有然后这个拿着
大锤子的家伙说你可能在这里
，你是，我可以给你一些
咖啡
无咖啡因好吧，大家这是瑞秋
另一个泄漏和高幸存者这是
是大家这是钱德勒和菲比
和乔伊，你还记得我的兄弟
罗斯
所以你现在想告诉我们或者是
我们在等待四位湿漉漉的
伴娘，天哪，一切开始于
婚礼前半小时，我在
这个房间里，我们存放所有
礼物，我看着这个肉汁
船这真的很漂亮的拉莫斯肉汁
船，突然间甜蜜和爱
我
意识到我意识到我更
这个肉汁船比
巴里和我真的吓坏了，
就在那时，我突然意识到巴里
看起来多么像土豆先生
头，你知道我的意思是我一直都知道他
看起来很眼熟，但是
但无论如何，我必须离开
那里，我开始想知道我为什么
这样做以及我是谁
，所以无论如何，我只是不知道
该去哪里，我知道你和我
有点疏远，但你是
我认识的唯一一个住在
城市但没有被邀请参加婚礼的人
哦，我有点希望不会是
一个
问题，我需要一些
牛奶，好吧，我有牛奶
给你
[笑声]
去
更好
不，哦，我感觉很
愚蠢哦，我想起前几天
和你们认识的人，我都是哦
P他太棒了，他让我感觉
所以
上帝啊，我太尴尬了，我太尴尬了
尴尬的是我是他对宝贝的人
如果我从未见过他，他就用简易爆炸装置在你身上
这件事永远不会发生在你身上
我很抱歉，我很抱歉，不，对不起哦
等等，哦，我们有什么抱歉我不知道
他是猪，真是一头猪哦
上帝啊，他真是一头猪哦，他就像一头
像猪一样大恶心
猪人是的，很好，好吧
猪人哦，但他是我的
猪人，我怎么没看到
这个哦，我
知道
，因为他很漂亮，他
很迷人，当他看起来感觉还不错的时候
好吧结束
哦
上帝不应该告诉你不不
相信我，这要好得多
我
知道H我只是更喜欢它之前
是
更好
雷切尔哦我的上帝
[掌声]
我发誓我见过鸟儿这样做狂野
王国你们在这儿做什么
我们在城里购物，
你妈妈说你在这里工作，
真实地看着你穿着围裙，你看起来
就像你在
戏剧中上帝看看你，你这么大我
不敢相信我知道我知道我是一个
复式所以你怎么了
gu，我爸爸正在他的
公司做合伙人，当我们讨论
新闻时，我看起来
肘部嘿嘿，你再确定一下
一定来吧，你好，亲爱的，嗯，
你们在这里做什么，呃，我们
是来和你们分手的
你们俩基本上我们认为
你们是一个可怕的人，很坏
事情应该发生在
你身上，对不起，对不起上帝，我是如此
对不起，我是个白痴软弱的我
无论我做什么我
都无法控制自己 只是因为我太爱你
非常呃你在和我们中的哪一个说话
对那里的熊
明迪明迪当然是明迪
总是
明迪即使我们在
那张椅子上做爱我发誓看看我在
做什么我一直在想你哦
请在第二次时你
无法将她从阵容中挑选出来
你第一次做得很好，
真的很重要我知道它被
埋葬了，如果有其他事情打开请
你好
你好抱歉
愤怒我们在哪里哦好吧五张牌
抽奖呃杰克最好不要狂野
大家都喜欢看起来很愤怒，我们没有
这样做，是的，我们
做的很好，检查检查，我有50美分
电话，我
，我看到你的
50多分，我提高
你
5美元，我以为呃，这是50美分的限制
，好吧，我刚刚失业了，我想
提高床位五块钱，有人
对此有意见吗
根本不要把它举起来嘿杰克
看看窗户，这是我的名字嗨
我我记得我收到第一份
薪水的那一天，
矿井中的一个矿井发生了一个山洞，八个人被
杀死了哇，你在一个矿井里工作，我在冰雪皇后工作
...
为什么上帝这不是很令人兴奋吗？我赚了
这个，我为它擦了桌子，为它蒸了
牛奶，它
完全不值得
它是谁F为什么他得到了我所有的
钱我的意思是钱德勒看看
那哦，这并没有那么糟糕哦，你
很好，是的，第一份工作你完全可以
完全依靠这个哦耶耶嘿嘿
为
提供很好的服务，肯定会很好
所有
对了，只要我们在这里，呃邻居一定会
用吸尘器打扫得很好
和
呃不是这个问题
嗯我在想
呃我们之前对彼此有多生气
...
嗯，我想也许部分是
因为我们，嗯，瑞秋·玛丽，我不能
我做不到，我不能结婚
明迪，我想我仍然爱着你
我们必须开始锁上那扇
门，怎么样，别盯着看
好吧，她刚刚把他的
衣服从阳台上扔了下来只是
很多手势和手臂挥舞，好吧
那要么是你，要么是巨大的
乳房，他来了
呃我呃要说再见了，好吧
再见
跟随我真的很恨你
对瑞秋所做的事情，但我还有五个
这些如此加热到375度直到奶酪
气泡 H 方式我只是想告诉你
和我，我想我会代表每个人
当我
说嘿嘿嘿哦，怎么了，嗯，不是这样
很好，他带我到地铁站，说
我们应该这样做
再次你所说的，我们应该这样做
很好，对吧，不松散
翻译我们应该再次这样做意味着
你永远不会看到我
裸体，因为从什么时候起它总是像
约会语言，你知道它不是
你的意思是
是你或者你是个好人
意味着我要和皮革约会
穿着酗酒者并向
他们，嗯我认为我们应该
你或你知道的抱怨
看到其他人意味着我已经
是的，每个人都知道这一点哦，是的
缓冲打击是的，就像
你还是个孩子，你的父母让你的
狗入睡，他们告诉你它
去了某个有趣的农场
那不，因为呃我们的父母实际上
呃把我们的狗送到
农场
呃
罗斯你好
康涅狄格州的米尔纳农场，他们拥有这个
令人难以置信的农场，他们养马和
然后兔子他可以追逐和
它哦我的上帝欺骗ch
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ridiculous /rɪˈdɪk.jʊ.ləs/ B2 |
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relatively /ˈrel.ə.tɪv.li/ B1 |
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privacy /ˈpraɪ.və.si/ B1 |
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matter /ˈmæt.ər/ A2 |
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relatively /ˈrel.ə.tɪv.li/ B1 |
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weave /wiːv/ B1 |
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areas /ˈeə.ri.əz/ A2 |
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Chandler /ˈtʃænd.lər/ B1 |
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tracks /træks/ A2 |
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booby /ˈbuː.bi/ B2 |
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payback /ˈpeɪ.bæk/ B1 |
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hell /hel/ B1 |
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decaf /ˈdiː.kæf/ B1 |
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latte /ˈlæt.eɪ/ A2 |
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excellent /ˈek.səl.ənt/ B1 |
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exploded /ɪkˈsploʊ.dɪd/ B1 |
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cab /kæb/ A2 |
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tackles /ˈtæk.əl/ B1 |
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