try to imagine this the phone bill
00:00
arrives but you don't pay it right away
00:02
why not because you're a
00:05
c instead you wait until they send you a
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notice I could do that okay okay then uh
00:12
you let me go grocery shopping and I buy
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laundry detergent but it's not the one
00:20
with the easy poor spout why would
00:23
that one might wonder
00:28
someone's left a glass on the coffee
00:31
table there's no coaster it's a cold
00:32
drink it's a hot day little beads of
00:34
condensation are inching their way
00:37
closer and closer to the surface of the
00:39
it oh my God it's true who am I Monica
00:45
go to bed guys all right night Monica M
01:00
you're going to leave your shoes out
01:04
uhhuh really just just casually strewn
01:09
about in that Reckless halfhazard
01:13
man doesn't matter I'll get him tomorrow
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whenever she is a cook
01:26
if it bothers you that much just go out
01:43
shoes no don't do this this is stupid I
01:48
don't have to prove anything I'm going
01:53
them but then everyone will know
01:56
unless I get them and then wake up
02:00
really early and put them back oh I need
02:03
help M uh Chandler was just saying how
02:06
beautiful your sweater is oh thank you
02:09
Chandler I just bought it oh yes well
02:10
it's very beautiful and it's cream
02:13
and I mean tight I mean it's not too
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tight not that I was looking
02:20
at what's the matter with
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him I think he's stoned again
02:25
what what dude I need to talk to you a
02:30
sec okay I think I might know why my
02:38
parents don't like you you do why okay
02:41
remember we were young hey spring break
02:43
sophomore year I I got high in my
02:47
bedroom and my parents walked in and
02:49
smelled it and so I told them that you
02:51
had gotten stoned and jumped out the
02:54
window what why did you do that I don't
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know uh your was the first name that
03:00
that popped into my head I'm I'm sorry I
03:02
didn't I didn't think it' matter how
03:04
could it not matter well how was I
03:06
supposed to know we'd end up being
03:07
friends after college let alone you
03:09
you'd be living with my sister what
03:10
about all that friends forever stuff I
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don't know I I was all
03:15
high mom and dad just sent me in here to
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find out if you were trying to get Raw
03:21
Stone your parents caught raw smoking
03:25
pot in college and he blamed on me Ross
03:28
I can't believe you do that the reason
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we haven't told them we're together is
03:33
because they hate me okay so will you
03:34
fix this okay okay I'll tell them it
03:36
wasn't Chandler who got high okay now
03:39
who should I say it
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was you it's not like it's a big deal
03:44
you you don't still do it or anything
03:47
all right all right now now who should I
03:49
say tricked me into doing
03:51
it let's go oh yeah yeah about telling
03:57
Mom and Dad I was thinking about maybe
04:01
writing a letter you know what that's it
04:03
you've had your chance what Mom Dad raw
04:05
smoked pot in college
04:10
whatt you are such a tattle
04:13
dad you remember that that time you
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walked in my room and smelled marijuana
04:24
well I told you it was Chandler who was
04:33
but it was me I'm sorry it was you and
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Dad you know that mailman that you got
04:45
fired didn't steal your Playboys
04:46
rosted yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't
04:55
break the porch swing Monica
04:57
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a
05:02
year Monica and Cher are living
05:05
together Ross married Rachel in Vegas
05:11
again that's a lot of information to get
05:18
seconds all right Monica why you felt
05:24
you had to hide the fact that you're an
05:28
important relationship is beyond me and
05:30
we kind of figured about the porch
05:32
swing Ras drugs divorced
05:36
again what happened son I I uh I got
05:43
tricked into all those
05:47
Chandler you've been Ross's best friend
05:53
all these years stuck by him during the
05:56
and now you've taken on Monica as well
06:02
well I don't know what to say you're a
06:05
being thank you no thank
06:12
you Monica and Ross I don't know what
06:17
I'm going to do about the two of
06:20
them really excited about our wedding
06:25
plans and well I guess pretty soon we be
06:28
making a big withdrawal from the Monica
06:29
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
06:37
it what happened you still have the
06:39
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
06:41
only now we call it a beach
06:44
house I can't believe you spent my
06:47
wedding fund on the beach house we're
06:49
sorry honey but we just assumed if you
06:51
got married after you turned 30 you'd
06:53
pay for it yourself you bought the beach
06:54
house when I was 23 which means you had
06:57
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
06:59
put a price on that
07:01
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
07:04
though we started saving again when you
07:07
were dating Richard but then that went
07:09
to hell so we redid the
07:11
kitchen what about when I started dating
07:14
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
07:16
proposed clearly I did not start
07:20
drinking enough at the start of the
07:22
meal I can't believe it that there is no
07:24
money for my wedding we might still have
07:26
some money if you your father hadn't
07:28
thought it was a good idea to sell ice
07:30
over the Internet it seemed like such a
07:31
simple idea stupid Jack the word is
07:34
stupid all right enough I don't want to
07:36
Chandler looks like she didn't leave in
07:45
such a hurry after all oh I think this
07:47
is the episode of Three's Company where
07:50
there's some kind of
07:51
misunderstanding then I've already seen
07:55
are you through with
08:00
that yeah sorry the swallowing slowed me
08:02
down whose little ball of paper is this
08:05
oh that would be mine see uh I wrote a
08:09
note to myself and then I realized I
08:10
didn't need the note so I balded it up
08:12
and now I wish I was
08:13
dead she already fuff that pillow Monica
08:16
you know you already fuff but it's
08:19
fine look I'm sorry guys I just don't
08:22
want to give them any more ammunition
08:24
than they already have yes and we all
08:25
know how cruel a parent can be about the
08:27
um Monica um you're scaring
08:34
me I mean you're like you're like all
08:38
chaotic and twirly you know Ian and not
08:40
way yeah calm down you don't see Ross
08:45
getting all chaotic and twirly every
08:48
time they come that's because as far as
08:51
my parents are concerned Ross can do no
08:53
wrong you see he's the prince apparently
08:55
they had some big ceremony before I was
08:58
born probably never be able to make it
09:01
up to you but here's a
09:03
start what's this it's the key to my
09:09
Porsche well the key to your
09:12
what I've been thinking of getting rid
09:20
of it and I was driving it the other day
09:22
and I saw my reflection in a store
09:23
window your mother's right I do look
09:25
you're giving me your pores you're
09:30
kidding me right wait wait wait wait a
09:32
minute I mean a couple of stupid boxes
09:35
get wet and she gets a
09:38
Porsche why don't we take it for a spin
09:41
all right what what about me I'm a
09:43
medical Marvel your boyfriend has been
09:46
in there for over an hour can't believe
09:48
it it's like I'm living with him again
09:50
he's here when I go to sleep he's here
09:52
when I wake up he's here when I want to
09:53
use the shower feel like I'm 16 all over
09:54
again well you're not 16
09:57
you're both adults now get out you
09:59
doofers or you know he's rubber in your
10:05
yours I hope you cleaned your hair out
10:14
of the drain I hope you clean your hair
10:16
out of the drain shut up shut up cut it
10:18
I've never wanted you
10:30
more I want to watch Entertainment
10:35
Tonight tough nuggies were watching
10:37
predators of the serengetti
10:39
you guys stop it's my TV what quit it
10:41
bite me oh my god well M keeps changing
10:46
the channel a that's great why don't you
10:50
me now I'm mommy in this little play all
10:53
right look I refuse to get sucked into
10:57
this like weird little Geller dimension
11:00
thing okay so I'm going to go and take a
11:02
nice long hot bubble bath because you
11:04
kids are driving me
11:06
crazy your nails oh I know I never wear
11:09
fake ones I just did it so my mom
11:13
wouldn't give me grief about biting them
11:14
oh no I meant it's weird that you only
11:16
God wait a minute I had him when I put
11:24
oh my God it's in the
11:29
kiche oh my God okay don't panic I'm
11:31
going to go to the store I'm G to get
11:34
you another set of nails no one's going
11:35
to know and you're going to look
11:37
great oh oh it's cuz they're going to
11:40
problem honey don't bite your
11:45
nails okay uh please don't freak out um
11:50
but uh there's a blue fingernail in in
11:54
one of the kich cups and there's no way
11:56
one and whoever finds it wins the
12:01
prize hey you feeling better yeah I
12:05
think that fifth shower actually got the
12:08
me so do you have any other
12:11
possibilities oh yeah well there is the
12:13
possibility that I won't make rent if
12:15
you want I can lend you some money no no
12:18
no cuz if I couldn't pay you back right
12:20
away then I'd feel guilty and tense
12:22
every time I saw you oh okay well then
12:24
why don't you uh why you borrow it from
12:26
Mom and Dad if you feel guilty and tense
12:28
around them already you might as well
12:30
make some money off of
12:32
them hi hi hi darling so what's this
12:38
some of your old stuff well sweetie we
12:42
have a surprise for you we're turning
12:45
gym wow that is a surprise just one
12:50
little question uh why not Ross's room
12:54
gosh we talked about that but your
12:56
brother has so many science trophies and
12:58
plaques and merit badges well we didn't
13:00
want to disturb them oh God
13:03
forbid you know that Stephie graph has
13:11
tush I'm just saying it's right
13:16
there hey guys hi darling where's my
13:19
grandson you didn't bring him no he's at
13:23
uh Carol's and Susan's today a woman in
13:26
saying oh Jack look there's that house
13:34
fank commercial that cracks you
13:37
up where have you been emotional hell so
13:43
did they lend you the money yet no but
13:47
that's probably because I haven't asked
13:49
them yet come on Monica do it hey you
13:50
guys um Monica has some
13:53
news um yeah so uh listen I'm sorry I
13:56
didn't tell you this before but um I I'm
14:00
no longer at my job I I had to leave it
14:03
why because they made
14:07
fired what are you going to do Judy Judy
14:13
relax this is our little harmonica we're
14:16
talking about we taught her well 10% of
14:18
your paycheck where does it go in the
14:21
bank there you go so she dips into her
14:25
savings that's what it's there for she's
14:28
going to be fine and if you need a
14:29
little extra you know where to find it
14:32
anything larger back
14:35
there okay here you go you can pay me
14:38
like you have dinosaur
14:42
checks yeah yeah I mean you get your
14:45
money and you learn a little something
14:48
what's wrong with that nothing nothing
14:50
asaurus I'm kidding no kidding thank you
14:56
I'm very grateful hey M what is
14:59
this oh um that was my bathing suit from
15:03
high school I was a little bigger then
15:06
Oh I thought that's what they used to
15:10
cover Connecticut when it rained okay
15:11
there's no way that you look like Ross's
15:13
mother then why would he say it because
15:16
he's crazy okay he came up to me earlier
15:18
and thanked me for my very moving
15:21
Titanic my mother's right
15:26
never going to get married you know what
15:29
is who wouldn't want
15:32
you please I'm a single mom with a
15:34
yeah so uh how's she doing the doctor
16:01
says it's a matter of
16:05
hours H how are you Mom me I'm fine fine
16:07
here what's with your hair
16:14
what what's different nothing oh maybe
16:17
it she is unbelievable her mother is
16:23
relax relax okay we are going to be here
16:26
for a while it looks like and we still
16:29
have boyfriends in your career to cover
16:30
God the fuzzy little mints at the bottom
16:40
gross oh you know what I love her sweet
16:47
and Low's how she was always stealing
16:51
them from from restaurants not just
16:54
restaurants from our house
16:56
Keller she looks so small I
17:05
know well at least she's with pop pop
17:09
what what is going on you know how the
17:36
nurse said that that nah had had passed
17:40
quite what she's not past she's present
17:44
she's back what's going on she may have
17:49
died she may have died we're looking
17:53
see this almost never
18:02
happens now she's pass
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