who are they the uh blonde is my exwife
00:10
and the woman touching her is her close
00:14
personal
00:17
friend I mean they're lovers you want to
00:21
put a label on
00:24
it wow uh anything else I should know
00:26
nope nope that that's
00:30
it oh and she's pregnant with my
00:32
baby I always forget that
00:39
F
00:43
[Laughter]
00:45
hello oh I miss you
00:48
already can you believe this happen no
00:52
no and yet it did
00:57
goodbye Janice Kiss
01:00
Me Oh Chandler
01:04
sorry oh Chandler
01:07
sorry hey Janice I'm Monica okay well
01:11
this was very
01:15
special great G see who's out
01:18
here what's going oh my God Janice hi
01:21
Janice is going to go away now
01:28
[Laughter]
01:29
I'll be right back
01:32
oh Joey look who it is
01:35
whoa oh good Joey's home now this is so
01:41
much fun this is like a reunion in the
01:45
hall oh hi Ross yeah there's someone I
01:50
want you to say hi
01:53
to he just happened to call I love r yes
01:56
that's right it's me how did you
02:00
know sorry about
02:04
that so what have you been up to oh not
02:08
much I I got a job oh that's
02:14
great why why are you so
02:18
tan oh I
02:20
uh I went to
02:22
Aruba oh no you went on our honeymoon
02:24
alone no
02:28
I went with
02:33
uh now this may hurt me
02:35
no I went with Mindy
02:41
Mindy my M of Honor Mindy yeah we're a
02:46
kind of a thing
02:50
now
02:52
well you got plugs careful careful they
02:55
haven't quite taken yet and you got
02:58
lenses you hate sticking your finger in
03:03
your
03:05
eye not for
03:06
her listen I I really wanted to thank
03:11
you
03:14
okay see about a month ago I wanted to
03:16
hurt you more than I've ever wanted to
03:19
hurt anyone in my life and I'm an
03:21
orthodontist you know you were right I
03:25
thought we were happy
03:28
we weren't
03:30
happy but with
03:32
Mindy now I'm
03:35
happy spit what
03:38
me anyway
03:43
um I guess uh I guess this belongs to
03:46
you and thank you for giving it to
03:50
me well thank you for giving it back
03:54
hello hey has anyone seen my shirt it's
04:03
a button down like a a faded salmon
04:06
color you mean your pink
04:09
shirt faded salmon color no I haven't
04:12
seen your pink
04:16
shirt great great then I must have left
04:18
it at Monas I knew it I'm sure you can
04:20
get another one at an
04:22
Taylor that's my favorite shirt okay I
04:26
love that shirt we'll just ask Mona to
04:28
give it back I don't know I mean I I
04:31
guess I could it's just we didn't really
04:33
end things on such good terms and if I
04:35
went over there I'd be ignoring the one
04:38
thing she asked me to do when we broke
04:39
up jump up my own ass and
04:41
[Music]
04:47
die Mona
04:50
okay if I were a salmon shirt where
05:17
would I
05:19
be I am so sorry I filled wine all over
05:27
your shirt oh it's okay no it's still
05:30
wet you know what let me get it out
05:34
before it sets oh I have something you
05:35
could
05:37
wear here
05:41
oh I don't know if I want to wear a
05:44
woman's
05:46
shirt no no that that's a man's shirt
05:48
awfully
05:50
[Music]
05:54
pink
05:58
o oh
06:08
oh my God Ross
06:33
hello Ros what are you doing not
06:39
touching myself if that makes anyone
06:42
less
06:44
[Music]
06:48
uncomfortable item J
06:50
437a color Winterberry
06:54
hi um listen come here come I I'm so so
07:05
sorry about yesterday I I'm really
07:10
really sorry it's just I listen Ross you
07:12
you don't have to apologize I I
07:15
understand why you were there you do
07:17
yeah you still have feelings for me and
07:20
and to be honest I I still have feelings
07:23
for you too and I wish we could work it
07:25
out Ross but we can't it's too
07:27
complicated with you and Rachel and the
07:29
baby I I
07:31
just it just wasn't meant to
07:34
be oh God you're
07:37
right Ross we we have to be
07:41
[Music]
07:44
strong okay I'm I'm going to
07:47
go can
07:51
I to Remember You
07:53
no we're great together you know you
08:02
can't deny
08:05
it and besid you're carrying my baby I
08:06
mean how how perfect is that now see you
08:10
know you keep saying that but there's
08:13
something right here I love
08:15
you oh I love you
08:24
too but no butt no
08:28
butt you know that thing we put over
08:31
here with a pin in
08:34
it it's time to take the pin
08:37
out yeah I'll find someone I know you
08:45
will the right woman is just waiting for
08:49
you it's easy for you to say you found
08:51
one
08:53
already would you relax that was 10
08:54
blocks from here and the the woman was
08:58
walking alone at night I would never do
08:59
that Mom come on stop
09:02
worrying this is a safe Street this is a
09:05
safe building there's
09:08
nothing I got to go I got to go I got to
09:12
go
09:18
okay that's fine you just read the
09:20
paper I'm going to get a
09:23
pot it's not for you
09:25
[Music]
09:30
okay that's
09:34
fine read the Family
09:35
Circus enjoy the gentle
09:39
comedy oh my God oh my oh my oh oh my oh
09:46
[Laughter]
09:54
it's open you
10:00
guys hi hey hey can I help you yeah I'm
10:02
looking for Phoebe does she still live
10:05
here uh no she doesn't but I can I can
10:07
get a message to her great uh just tell
10:09
her her husband stopped by her
10:12
what hey how how did you do
10:15
that it was just so nice to see him
10:19
again you know it was it was comfortable
10:22
and it was familiar and it was just nice
10:24
that's that's nice
10:29
twice Rachel what what's going on I mean
10:31
isn't this the same Barry who you left
10:34
at the altar duh Where Have You
10:35
Been yeah but it was different with him
10:39
today I mean and he wasn't like
10:41
orthodontist guy you know I mean we had
10:43
fun is there anything wrong with that
10:47
yes why I have my
10:52
reasons okay how about the fact that
10:57
he's engaged to another woman who just
10:59
happens to be your ex-best friend all
11:01
right all right all right all right all
11:03
right I know it's stupid I'll go see him
11:05
this afternoon and I will just put an
11:06
end to it
11:08
wow
11:12
wow yeah I'm not crazy right I mean it
11:14
was never like
11:18
that no it
11:20
wasn't so nice having a little s here
11:25
what's wrong with Helen Helen
11:28
Geller I don't think so hello it's not
11:31
going to be Helen Geller thank you no I
11:35
mean it's not Geller what it's going to
11:38
be Helen willick no actually um we
11:40
talked about Helen willick
11:44
Bunch well wait a minute what why is she
11:47
in the title because it's my baby too
11:50
it's really um I don't remember you
11:53
making any sperm
11:55
yeah we all know what a challenge that
11:59
is all right you two stop it no no no if
12:01
she gets a credit hey I'm in there too
12:04
pause you're not actually suggesting
12:06
Helen willick Bunch Geller cuz I think
12:09
that borders on child abuse of course
12:11
not I'm suggesting Galler Wick Bunch oh
12:13
my God you still have the chipper the
12:17
what that's what we used to call your uh
12:20
your motorcycle in high school you know
12:22
what a motorcycle is a chopper your chip
12:25
never
12:29
mind I think it's
12:31
cute wow Lipper from the
12:37
chipper so you still in touch with
12:42
anyone from high school um there's
12:44
Rachel and um that's it how about you oh
12:46
yeah I still hang with Simmons and Zanna
12:51
yeah and I see spinler a lot and aine
12:53
Kelly and I run into Goldie from time to
12:55
time stick Brown zov Maguire JT
12:58
Beardsley is that all H you know After
13:03
High School you just kind of lose
13:06
touch oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman
13:09
oh how is he not so good me and Simmons
13:12
gave him a
13:14
wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah
13:16
they still wear
13:19
underwear something grape sure that
13:20
would be good all right
13:23
oh the uh the neighbors must be
13:35
vacuuming well as long as we're uh here
13:43
and
13:48
uh not on the subject
13:50
um I was thinking about
13:53
uh how mad we got at each other
13:57
before and
14:01
um I was thinking maybe it was partially
14:04
because of how we U Rachel Mary I can't
14:07
I can't do it I can't marry
14:12
Mindy I think I'm still in love with
14:15
you we have got to start locking that
14:23
door hi
14:27
oh hey hi I guess you guys heard Rachel
14:29
dumped me yeah I'm sorry man all all she
14:32
said was that I remind her too much of
14:36
somebody you have any idea who she's
14:38
talking
14:39
about oh I do it's it's Bob
14:41
Saget she hates
14:46
him hey hey hey how are you doing oh oh
14:48
I don't know I mean it's definitely
14:54
weird not being with Ross but I guess
14:55
I'm doing okay actually I've got some of
14:57
his stuff that he
15:00
[Music]
15:03
[Music]
15:08
um hey hey got a second sure sure come
15:12
on in hello sweetheart um what you what
15:17
you guys doing here uh we are here to
15:22
break up with
15:25
you both of you
15:26
basically we think you're a horrible
15:29
human being and bad things should happen
15:31
to
15:32
you I'm sorry I'm sorry God I am so
15:35
sorry I'm an idiot I was weak I I
15:38
couldn't help myself whatever I did I
15:40
only did because I love you so
15:42
much uh which one of us are you talking
15:46
to there
15:48
bear Mindy Mindy of course Mindy it was
15:51
always
15:54
Mindy even when we were having sex in
15:55
that chair look I swear look whatever I
15:58
was doing I was always thinking of you
16:00
oh please during that second time you
16:03
couldn't have picked her out of a lineup
16:05
you did it twice well first time didn't
16:08
really count I you know it was
16:11
buried hi it's me oh my
16:14
God Janice you called
16:22
Janice yes Janice why is that so
16:26
difficult for you to comprehend you
16:29
remember Janice
16:31
right yes she was smart she was pretty
16:33
and she honestly cared about me Janice
16:37
is my last chance to have
16:39
somebody
16:42
hello oh my
16:47
God jeez look how fat she
16:52
got hey it's everybody
16:55
Janice you're yes I
17:00
am is it is it yours huh You Wish
17:04
Chandler
17:07
Bing you are looking at a married lady
17:09
now
17:14
yeah
17:17
congratulations oh sweetie I'm sorry you
17:19
couldn't have told me about this over
17:23
the phone and what miss the expression
17:24
on your face oh no Jan likes to have her
17:26
fun morning hey hey do you guys think
17:31
you could uh close your eyes for just a
17:34
sec oh no no no I'm not falling for that
17:35
again what's going on well I I sort of
17:40
did a stupid thing last night what
17:43
stupid thing did you
17:45
do okay Pao why don't you just go get
17:55
dressed and you be on your way okay
17:58
byebye Rachel how did this happen I
18:02
don't know I just kind of ran into him
18:05
last night where at his apartment is
18:06
this
18:09
juice whoa whoa and the fact that you
18:10
dumped him cuz he hit on Phoebe oh God I
18:13
know I'm pathetic I'm a
18:16
loser honey you're not pathetic you're
18:18
just you're sad yeah I mean people do
18:20
stupid things when they're upset my God
18:23
if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I
18:25
hadn't
18:27
oh my God you have to go
18:30
why because Chandler's still has
18:35
feelings for
18:37
you he does say
18:41
again that's right that's right and that
18:45
is why you can't stay here tonight and
18:48
probably why you shouldn't come to the
18:52
wedding feeling such strong feelings
18:54
I mean I realize that his feelings may
19:00
never completely go
19:02
away but you
19:04
can oh my God I understand I'm so sorry
19:07
I'll
19:15
go goodbye
19:21
Monica I wish you a lifetime of
19:23
happiness with
19:25
him
19:27
Chandler you call me when this goes in
19:30
the
19:32
pooper I got a double check for tickets
19:33
tonight who who got what I have one I
19:35
need two I'm bringing Pete my
19:38
boyfriend I have a boyfriend
19:43
now two it is Russ how about
19:46
you uh yeah I uh I also need two really
19:49
who's number two who's number two one of
19:53
the more difficult games sewer workers
19:56
play
19:58
uh no it's it's just this person like a
20:01
date type person yeah kind of that's
20:04
this woman from work I hope that won't
20:07
be too weird will it
20:09
rage no no not at all not no I was
20:11
actually going to bring someone myself
20:14
so but you said one take
20:15
it I meant me plus one okay did uh you
20:21
guys mean you plus one
20:25
all right I'll see you tonight okay okay
20:29
byebye bye
20:32
byebye okay I need a
20:33
date hey rage you know what I think I
20:36
think I know what'll make you feel
20:40
better how about you make a list about
20:41
me what forget it Ross no I'm not going
20:43
to stand here and make a list of okay
20:46
you're whiny you are you're obsessive
20:48
you are insecure you're you're gutless
20:52
you know you don't ever you don't just
20:55
sort of seize the day you know you like
20:56
me me for what a year and you didn't do
20:58
anything about it and uh oh you wear too
20:59
much of that gel in your
21:03
hair see there you uh all right you did
21:08
what I
21:11
said yeah and you know what you're right
21:13
I do feel better thank you Ross the
21:16
worst thing that can happen on
21:19
anniversary ever oh good all right you
21:20
decided to tell about the Richard
21:22
thing what what Richard think oh
21:27
no what Richard think Simmons go with
21:32
Simmons okay I um I ran into Richard
21:41
yesterday and he asked me if I wanted to
21:45
go for a bite and I did and the only
21:47
reason why I didn't tell you is because
21:49
I I knew you'd get mad and I didn't want
21:51
to spoil our
21:53
anniversary I'm not mad
21:54
really oh yeah yeah so you you bumped in
21:59
a Richard you grabbed a
22:02
bite don't big
22:06
deal
22:11
great okay London
22:16
won what
22:19
hi well what are you doing here I'm I'm
22:22
supposed to pick you up change of plans
22:25
I made you a special Valentin Val's
22:26
dinner
22:28
surprise oh hey Mona hi hi hi
22:32
Rachel what's she doing
22:37
here I have no
22:39
idea um I'll be watching TV if anybody
22:42
needs
22:45
me seriously what is she doing uh you
22:46
know lately she just likes hanging out
22:49
here why I think she's
22:52
lonely okay but it's Valentine St can't
22:56
we just ask her to go well no no she's
22:59
way too emotional and by emotional I
23:02
mean
23:05
czy I'm not here that's just my Chinese
23:09
food oh my God she has food delivered
23:12
here mhm yes she's she's emotional but
23:15
but
23:18
ballsy you know what I'm going to do I'm
23:21
going to get my sweats and eat this in
23:23
bed
23:24
and you thought you was going to be in
23:29
our
23:30
way so okay why don't you uh open the
23:33
champagne and I will be right back I've
23:36
got a surprise for you you got another
23:38
ex-wife back
23:41
there please start
23:43
drinking hello hey where the hell have
23:51
you been hey I spent the night out I met
23:53
this cute bridesmaid she is so I I don't
23:57
want to hear about her a fees you know
24:01
you're still my number one
24:03
girl no no we have an emergency okay
24:05
Rachel's coming to London oh
24:09
great it's not great no she's coming to
24:12
tell Ross that she loves him but he
24:15
loves Emily I know
24:17
that you have to stop her she's going to
24:19
ruin the wedding
24:22
okay okay so that I've done my part okay
24:24
it's your responsibility now the burden
24:27
is off me right right so tell me about
24:29
this
24:33
girl hey have you seen Monica I'm not
24:37
seeing
24:40
Monica what
24:45
what look we we got to find her Phoebe
24:47
just called Rachel's coming to tell Ross
24:49
she loves him oh my God I know that's
24:51
why we got to find Monica do you know
24:53
where she is no okay what was the third
24:54
degree why don't just shine a light my
24:56
eye
24:58
I have a weird feeling about this place
24:59
I and how do I know they're not going to
25:01
secretly videotape me and put it all
25:02
over the
25:04
Internet because honey and I I mean this
25:07
in the sweetest way possible nobody's
25:09
going to want to watch
25:12
that Mr Bing here you are you'll go into
25:15
that room and deposit your specimen into
25:18
the Container deposit my specimen you
25:20
know I usually have to call a 900 number
25:22
for that kind of talk
25:24
thanks got
25:30
it all right honey my tests are down the
25:32
hall sure you're going to be okay yeah I
25:34
guess look I know this is embarrassing
25:38
but nobody cares no one here even knows
25:40
you oh my
25:45
[Applause]
25:50
god oh come on
25:52
[Music]
25:57
[Applause]
25:58
[Laughter]
25:59
how great is this yeah we're probably
26:03
fertile let's go
26:06
home why are you here well Sid and I are
26:10
trying again and we had trouble last
26:13
time because apparently we no no I mean
26:15
why why is she
26:17
here oh someone's a little cranky today
26:19
cuz they have to do it in a cup H oh
26:22
they gave you the kitty size
26:25
[Music]
26:31
what this was fun but I've got an
26:34
invasive vaginal exam to get
26:37
to I'd love to stay but I've uh got a
26:40
hot date please go just let me know if
26:44
you need a
26:47
hand I think it just fell off
26:53
[Music]
26:59
歌词与翻译
[中文]
他们是谁，呃，金发女郎是我的前妻
，触摸她的女人是她亲密的
私人
朋友，我的意思是他们是你想
贴上标签的恋人
，哇哦，还有什么我应该知道的
不，不，那是
，哦，她怀了我的
孩子，我总是忘记
F
[笑声]
你好哦，我想你
你能相信这件事发生了吗
不，但它确实发生了
再见珍妮丝吻
我哦钱德勒
对不起哦钱德勒
对不起嘿珍妮丝我是莫妮卡好吧
这非常
特别棒G看看谁出去了
这里有什么哦，我的上帝，珍妮丝嗨
珍妮丝现在要走了
[笑声]
我马上回来
哦乔伊看看是谁
哇噢，太好了，乔伊现在回家了，这太
很有趣，这就像
大厅里的重聚哦嗨罗斯，是的，我有一个人
想跟你打个招呼
他只是碰巧打电话给我爱r是的
没错，就是我
知道对不起
那所以你在做什么哦不是
我找到了一份工作哦那是
太好了为什么你这么
晒黑哦我
呃我去了
阿鲁巴哦不，你去度蜜月了
单独不
我和
呃现在这可能会伤害我
不，我和明迪一起去
明迪，我的荣誉勋章明迪，是的，我们是
一种东西
现在
好吧，你有插头，小心，小心他们
还没有完全拿走，你有
镜头，你讨厌把手指伸进去
你的
眼睛不适合
她听我说，我真的很想感谢
你
好吧，大约一个月前，我想
伤害你，比我想要
伤害我生命中的任何人都严重，我是一名
正牙医生，你知道你是对的，我
以为我们很幸福
我们并不
幸福，但和
明迪现在我
很高兴
我无论如何
嗯我想呃我想这属于
你，谢谢你把它送给
我很好，谢谢你把它还给我{1}你好，嘿，有没有人看到我的衬衫，它
...
像一条褪色的鲑鱼一样扣下来
颜色，你是说你的粉红色
衬衫褪了鲑鱼色，不，我还没
看到你的粉红色
衬衫，太棒了，那么我一定把它留在了莫纳斯
，我知道，我相信你可以
在
泰勒再买一件，那就是我最喜欢的衬衫好吧，我
喜欢那件衬衫，我们只是要求莫娜
把它还给我，我不知道我的意思是我
猜我可以，只是我们并没有真正
以如此良好的条件结束事情，如果我
去那里，我就会忽略
我们分手时她要求我做的一件事
跳起来，然后
[音乐]
die Mona
好吧，如果我是一件三文鱼衬衫，
我会
很抱歉我把酒弄得到处都是
你的衬衫哦，没关系，不，它还是
湿了，你知道吗，让我把它拿出来
在它凝固之前哦，我有一些你
可以
穿在这里
哦我不知道我是否想穿
女式
衬衫不不那是男式衬衫
可怕
[音乐]
粉红色
哦
哦我的上帝罗斯
你好罗斯你在做什么不
触摸自己，如果这会让任何人
减少
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不舒服的项目 J
437a 颜色 Winterberry
嗨，嗯，听着，过来，我非常非常
昨天的事很抱歉，我真的
真的很抱歉，我只是听着罗斯你
你不必道歉，我我
明白你为什么在那里
是的，你仍然对我和
有感情说实话，我也对你有感觉
，我希望我们能解决
罗斯，但我们不能，这太复杂了
你和瑞秋以及
宝贝我我
只是这不是为了
天哪，你是
对罗斯，我们必须
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坚强，好吧，我我要
去
我要记住你
不，我们在一起很棒，你知道你
无法否认
，而且除了你怀着我的孩子之外，我
的意思是现在看到你是多么完美
知道你一直这么说，但是这里有
一些东西我爱
你哦我爱你
也但是没有屁股不
但是你知道我们把那东西放在
这里，用别针插在
，是时候把别针拿走了
出去是的，我会找到一个我认识你的人
那个合适的女人正在等
你，你很容易说你找到了
一个
你已经放松了吗，距离这里10
个街区，那个女人
在晚上独自行走，我永远不会这样做
妈妈停下来
担心这是一条安全的街道，这是一条
安全建筑那里
我没什么可去的我得走了我得去
去
好吧，没关系，你刚刚读了
论文我要去拿一个
锅，它不适合你
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好吧，
很好，阅读家庭
马戏团享受温柔的
喜剧哦我的上帝哦我的哦我的哦哦我的哦
[笑声]
它向你开放
大家嗨嘿嘿我能帮你吗是的我
寻找菲比她还活着吗
在这里呃不，她没有，但我可以我可以
给她发消息太好了呃告诉
她她丈夫拦住了她
嘿，你怎么样
见到他真是太好了
再次你知道这很舒服
而且很熟悉，很好
那太好了
两次雷切尔，发生了什么事我的意思是
这不是你在祭坛上留下的巴里吗
你在哪里
去过是的，但是今天他的情况有所不同
，我的意思是，他不像
正牙医生，你知道我的意思是我们有
乐趣，这有什么问题吗
是的，为什么我有我的
原因，好吧
他和另一个女人订婚了，而她
恰好是你前最好的朋友
好吧好吧好吧好吧好吧
好吧，我知道这很愚蠢，我今天下午就去见他
，我会
结束它
哇
哇，是的，我没疯，对吧，我的意思是
从来没有像
那样，不
在这里有点不舒服
海伦海伦出了什么问题
盖勒 我不认为那么你好不是
会成为海伦·盖勒，谢谢你，不，我
的意思是这不是盖勒，而是
是海伦·威利克，不，实际上，嗯，我们
谈到了海伦·威利克
等一下，为什么她会
出现在标题中，因为这也是我的孩子
真的，嗯，我不记得你
制造过任何精子
是的，我们都知道
是一个多么大的挑战，好吧，你们两个停下来，不不不，如果
她得到了荣誉，嘿我也在那里
暂停，你实际上并不是在建议
海伦·威里克·邦奇·盖勒，因为我认为
这当然与虐待儿童有关
不是我在建议加勒·威克·邦奇哦
我的上帝，你还有削片机
我们以前怎么称呼你的呃
你高中时的摩托车你知道
摩托车是什么斩波器你的芯片
从来没有
介意我认为它是
来自
削片机的可爱哇利珀所以你仍然与
高中的任何人保持联系嗯有
瑞秋和嗯，就是这样你哦
是的，我仍然和西蒙斯和扎娜在一起
是的，我经常看到斯宾勒和艾恩
凯利和我时不时地遇到戈尔迪
时间棒布朗佐夫马奎尔JT
比尔兹利就是你所知道的所有H
高中之后你只是有点迷失
触摸哦是的我遇到了理查德·多夫曼
哦怎么样他是不是不太好，我和西蒙斯
给了他
婚礼，他现在不是建筑师是的
他们仍然穿着
内衣，葡萄肯定
会很好
哦，呃，只要我们在这里，邻居们一定会
用吸尘器打扫
和
呃，不谈这个话题
嗯，我正在考虑
呃，我们彼此生气了
之前，
嗯，我想这可能部分是
因为我们如何U Rachel Mary，我不能
我做不到，我不能结婚
明迪，我想我仍然爱着
你，我们必须开始锁上那扇
门嗨
哦嘿嘿，我想你们听到了Rachel
甩了我，是的，对不起，伙计，她
说的是我太多地提醒了她
某人，你知道她是谁
正在谈论
哦，我知道，这是鲍勃
Saget，她讨厌
他嘿嘿嘿，你好吗哦哦
我不知道，我的意思是，不在一起肯定是
很奇怪罗斯，但我想
我做得还不错，实际上我有一些
他的东西，他
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嗯嘿嘿一定会来
你好甜心嗯你在做什么
你们在这里做什么呃我们来这里是为了
与
你们俩分手
基本上我们认为你是一个可怕的
人类，不好的事情应该发生
到
你对不起我对不起上帝我很
对不起我是个白痴我很软弱我
无论我做什么我都无法控制自己
只是因为我如此爱你
呃你在和我们中的哪一个说话
...
熊明迪明迪当然是明迪
总是
明迪即使我们在
那张椅子上做爱时我发誓无论我
在做什么我一直在想你
哦拜托在第二次你
不可能从阵容中挑选她
你第一次做得很好不是
真的很重要我你知道的
埋葬了，是我哦，我的
天哪，珍妮丝，你叫了
珍妮丝，是的珍妮丝，为什么这样
你很难理解你
记得珍妮丝
是的，是的，她很聪明，她很漂亮
，她真诚地关心我珍妮丝
是我最后一次机会
某人
你好，哦，我的
天哪，看看她有多胖
大家好
珍妮丝，是的，我
是它是你的吧，你希望
钱德勒
Bing，你正在看着一位已婚女士
现在
是的
恭喜哦亲爱的，对不起你
不能通过电话告诉我这件事
以及你脸上的表情
哦没有简喜欢让她的
快乐的早晨嘿嘿你们认为
你可以闭上眼睛
秒哦不不不我不会再上当
又发生了什么事我有点
昨晚做了一件愚蠢的事情
你做了什么愚蠢的事情
好吧，Pao你为什么不去穿
衣服然后你走吧，好吧
再见，瑞秋，这是怎么发生的，我
不知道，我只是撞见了他
，昨晚在他的公寓里，
这
果汁哇哇，事实上，你
甩了他，因为他爱上了菲比，天啊，我
知道我很可怜，我是一个
失败者，亲爱的，你并不可怜你
只是你伤心了是的，我的意思是人们在让我的上帝不高兴时会做
愚蠢的事情，我的上帝
如果我每个人都能得到一分钱，我希望我
没有
哦天哪，你必须走
为什么因为钱德勒仍然对
你有 的感情，他确实再说一遍
...
那是对的，那是对的
就是为什么你今晚不能留在这里，
可能是为什么你不应该带着如此强烈的感情来参加
婚礼
我的意思是，我意识到他的感情可能
永远不会完全消失
，但你
可以哦，我的上帝，我明白，我很抱歉
我会
再见
莫妮卡，我祝你一辈子
与
他的幸福
钱德勒，当这进来时，你打电话给我
...
扫兴的人 我仔细检查了门票
今晚谁得到了我拥有的一张 我
需要两张 我要带皮特来我的
男朋友 我有一个男朋友
现在是拉斯，怎么样
你呃是的我呃我也需要两张
谁是第二名谁是
更难的游戏下水道工人
玩
呃不，这只是这个人像
约会类型的人是的
这个工作的女人我希望不会
太奇怪吧
愤怒不不不不不我
实际上要自己带一个人
所以但是你说一拍
我的意思是我加一好吗呃你们
伙计们是说你加一
好吧我今晚见好吗好吧
再见
再见好吧我需要一个
约会嘿愤怒你知道我在想什么我
我想我知道什么会让你感觉
更好你列一个关于
我什么忘记的清单怎么样罗斯不，我不会
站在这里列一张好清单
你发牢骚，你是你痴迷
你没有安全感，你是你没胆量
你知道你从来没有，你不只是
抓住你知道你喜欢的那一天
我我已经有一年了，你却没有做
任何事情，呃哦，你
你的
头发上也涂了很多凝胶，看看你，呃，好吧，你做了
我
说的是，你知道你是对的
我感觉好多了，谢谢你，罗斯
...
周年纪念日可能发生的最糟糕的事情哦，好吧，你
决定告诉理查德
的事情理查德的想法哦
不，理查德认为西蒙斯会和
西蒙斯在一起，好吧，嗯，我昨天遇到了理查德
，他问我是否想
去吃点东西，我去了，唯一
我没有告诉你的原因是因为
我知道你会生气，我不想
破坏我们的
周年纪念日，我不生气
真的哦，是的，所以你撞到了
一个理查德，你抓了一口
一口，没什么大不了的
交易
很好，伦敦
赢了什么
嗨，你在这儿做什么呢，我
应该去接你，计划有变
我为你做了一顿特别的瓦伦丁瓦尔的
晚餐
惊喜哦嘿莫娜嗨嗨嗨
瑞秋她在做什么
在这里我不知道
嗯，如果有人需要
...
我认真地看她在做什么呃你
知道最近她只是喜欢出去玩
这里为什么我认为她
孤独好吧，但这是情人节不能
我们只是要求她走得好不不，她
太情绪化了，我
的意思是
czy，我不在这里，那只是我的中国菜
哦天哪，她送餐了
在这里，嗯，是的，她很情绪化，但是
但是
勇敢，你知道我要做什么，我
要出汗，在
床上吃这个
而你以为你会以
我们的
的方式，那么好吧，为什么你不打开
香槟，我马上就回来，我
给你一个惊喜，你又有了一个
前妻回来了
请开始吧
喝酒你好，嘿到底在哪里
你一直在嘿，我在外面度过了我遇到的夜晚
她是个可爱的伴娘，所以我不想
想听听她的事，你知道
你仍然是我的头号
女孩不不，我们有紧急情况好吗
瑞秋要来伦敦哦
太棒了，不，她要来
告诉罗斯她爱他，但他
爱艾米丽我知道
你必须阻止她，她会
毁了婚礼
好吧好吧，这样我就完成了我的部分好吧
现在是你的责任了，负担
已经从我身上卸下来了，所以告诉我关于
这个
女孩嘿，你见过莫妮卡吗，我没有
看到
莫妮卡什么
我们要以什么表情来找到她菲比
刚刚打电话给瑞秋来告诉罗斯
她爱他哦天啊我知道这就是
为什么我们要找到莫妮卡你知道吗
她身体不好，第三度
度数为什么不直接照射我的
眼睛
我对这个地方有一种奇怪的感觉
我和我怎么知道他们不会
偷偷地给我录像，然后
通过
互联网发布，因为亲爱的和我，我的意思是
以最甜蜜的方式，没有人
会想看
Bing先生在这里，你会进入
那个房间，将你的样本存放到
容器中，存放我的样本，你
知道我通常必须拨打900号码
才能进行此类谈话
谢谢
一切都好，亲爱的，我的测试已经在
大厅里了，确定你会没事的，是的，我
猜看，我知道这很尴尬
但没有人在乎这里没有人知道
你哦我的
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上帝哦来吧
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[笑声]
这太棒了，是的，我们可能
容易受孕，我们走吧
回家，为什么你还在这里？席德和我
再次尝试，我们上次
次遇到了麻烦，因为显然我们不，不，我的意思是
为什么她
在这里，哦，今天有人有点暴躁
因为他们必须在 H 杯中做到这一点哦
他们给了你小猫尺寸的
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这很有趣，但是我要做
侵入性阴道检查
我很想留下来，但我有一个
热门约会，请告诉我，如果
你需要一只
手，我想它刚刚掉下来了
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重点词汇
开始练习
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pregnant ˈprɛŋɡrənt B2 |
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orthodontist ˌɔːrθəˈdɒntɪst C1 |
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complicated ˈkɒmplɪkeɪtɪd B2 |
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anniversary ˌænɪˈvɜːrsəri B2 |
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ex‑wife ˌɛks ˈwaɪf B2 |
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embarrassing ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ B2 |
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fertile ˈfɜːrtaɪl B2 |
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invasive ɪnˈveɪsɪv C1 |
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vaginal ˈveɪdʒaɪnəl C1 |
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specimen ˈspɛsɪmən C1 |
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deposit dɪˈpɒzɪt B2 |
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cranky ˈkræŋki B1 |
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sensitive ˈsɛnsɪtɪv B2 |
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horrible ˈhɒrɪbəl B1 |
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lonely ˈloʊnli B1 |
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reunion ˌriːˈjuːniən B1 |
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重点语法结构
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who are they the uh blonde is my exwife and the woman touching her is her close personal friend
➔ 关系代词 (who, that)
➔ 关系代词“who”用于指人，连接从句并提供额外信息。
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I mean they're lovers you want to put a label on it
➔ 缩写形式 (they're, want to)
➔ “They're”是“they are”的缩写形式，“want to”是非正式口语中常用的缩写形式。
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nope nope that that's it oh and she's pregnant with my baby
➔ 现在进行时 (she's pregnant)
➔ 现在进行时用于描述正在发生的动作，如“she's pregnant”。
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I always forget that
➔ 用“that”强调
➔ “that”用于强调陈述，为句子增添力量。
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hello oh I miss you already
➔ 时间副词 (already)
➔ “already”表示某事发生得比预期更早。
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can you believe this happen no no and yet it did
➔ 疑问句中的倒装 (can you believe)
➔ 在疑问句中，助动词“can”被放在主语“you”之前，以强调或表示正式。
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goodbye Janice Kiss Me Oh Chandler
➔ 呼格 (Janice, Chandler)
➔ “Janice”和“Chandler”以呼格形式直接称呼他们。
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I'm sure you can get another one at an Taylor
➔ 情态动词 (can)
➔ 情态动词“can”用于表达能力或可能性。
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