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what a great dinner yeah and uh hey
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thanks again for letting me have that
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last piece of cake at the
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restaurant you're welcome again I'm
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going to go make some coffee can I get
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you anything uh do you have any
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cake so this is going pretty good dinner
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was nice got a lot in common oo Victoria
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Secret huh we even like the same books
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who there's a scary
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painting wait a minute I think I've been
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scared by that painting
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before you know what this whole place
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looks familiar I have definitely been in
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this apartment I know I've seen this
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weird plant before ow it did that the
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last
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time oh my god I've gone out with this
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girl before yeah we had sex on this
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couch and on that chair and no no we
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didn't do it here which is weird because
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it seems like a perfectly good place oh
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that's
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why so it was really a shock after 25
01:11
years of marriage my parents a perfect
01:14
couple getting divorced I kind of took
01:16
it the hardest cuz I was the youngest
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mhm mhm sure yeah how can you not
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remember
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me what how could you not remember that
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we slept together what when I don't know
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I really really think I would remember
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sleeping with you come on come on search
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your brain all right it was a certain
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amount of time ago okay I was here you
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were here we had sex here here here not
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there anything no it's not ringing any
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bells my God
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woman how many people do you have to
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have been with not to remember any of
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this hey Haley we really got to fix that
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door knob
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Joey
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oh I slept with
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you and you obviously remember me hey I
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still got it so we're
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good I'll let myself out you will all be
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pleased to know that I have a date
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tomorrow
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night this woman Allison from work she
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is great she's pretty she's smart and uh
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I've been holding off asking her out in
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the past because she has a a
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uh unusually large
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head but I'm not going to let that stuff
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hang me up
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anymore look at me I'm
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[Applause]
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growing oh my major was totally useless
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I mean how often do you look in the
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classifi and see philosopher wanted
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sure my God that's a big
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head it didn't look this big in the
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office maybe it's the lighting
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my head must look like a golf ball at
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work all right don't get hung up on it
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quick quick list five things you like
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about her nice smile good dresser big
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head big head big head wow everything
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looks so good I think I'm going to have
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the
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chicken I I just have to say this you're
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really beautiful oh well that's that's
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very sweet thank
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you I'm kind of funny
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looking what well I mean come on you're
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way out of my league everybody in here
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knows
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it that that guy over there's probably
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saying oo I shout with him he must be
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rich well I'm
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not so what do you think you're want to
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order I'm real excited about that
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chicken I'm not funny either
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so if you were thinking well he's not
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that goodlooking but maybe we'll have
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some laughs that ain't going to
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happen well come on Steve let's not rule
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out nervous
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laughter hey now wait a minute Phoebe
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told me that uh that you owned your own
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restaurant that's impressive I lost it
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to drugs
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[Laughter]
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I silk screen t-shirts now really what's
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that
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like it's really filling doing something
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you hate for no
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money that's right I have no money I'm
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not funny I live in a studio apartment
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with two other
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guys and I'm pretty
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sure I'm infertile
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now come on come on Steve there must be
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something that you like about
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yourself I do like my
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hair
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really I can't believe I'm crying in
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front of you you must think I'm so
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pathetic no no no I admire a man who can
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cry really don't touch my coat
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oh sorry that's my
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phone hello hey hey ra how's it going oh
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my God this is the worst date
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ever oh come on look you know what I'm
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sorry but did you really think that this
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was going
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well who are they the blonde is my
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exwife and the woman touching her is her
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close personal
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friend you need their lovers if you want
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to put a label
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on
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Wow anything else I should know nope
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nope that that's
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it oh and she's pregnant with my
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baby I always forget that f
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hello we are oh my God you still have
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the chipper the what that's what we used
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to call your uh your motorcycle in high
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school you know what a motorcycle is a
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chopper your
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chip never mind H I think it's
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cute wow Li from the
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chipper so you still in touch with
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anyone from high school um there's
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Rachel and um and that's it how about
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you oh yeah I still hang with Simmons
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and Z you know and I see spinler a lot
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and aine Kelly and I run into Goldie
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from time to time stick Brown zov
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Maguire JT
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Beardsley is that all H you know After
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High School you just kind of lose touch
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oh yeah I ran into Richard Dorfman oh
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how is he not so good me and Simmons
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gave him a
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wedgie isn't he an architect now yeah
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they still wear
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underwear Joey um you look familiar are
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uh are you on TV or something well Joey
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doesn't like to talk about it but he's
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one of the stars of Days of Our
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Lives that's right that's right don't
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you play a woman
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a woman in a man's
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body much
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better so you know Ross it's funny cuz
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you look familiar to me too have you
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ever been
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married well yes yes I have in fact um
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just the other day Krist and I were
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talking about how I've been married and
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how I have a son yeah little Eric that's
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right wait no
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Ben so you just been married the one
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time
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then well um you've been married
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twice
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yes
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and another time after
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that boy I'm getting
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hungry uh hey Joey have you ever been so
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hungry on a date that when the girl goes
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to the bathroom you eat some of her food
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you said the waiter ate my crab
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cake yeah so uh Ross that now why did
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that first marriage break up
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hm was it because the woman was straight
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or because she was a
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lesbian do you two know each other no no
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no just seems like Ross is the kind of
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guy who would marry a woman on the verge
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of being a lesbian and then push her
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over the
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ash oh hi hi hi yeah this is the guy I
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was telling you about yeah yeah and
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believe me this suit does not do justice
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to what's underneath
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it okay but be can I'm just sort of in
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the middle of something oh okay yeah
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that's okay have a
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seat you can't do that maybe I should go
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you just sit down we're
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winning okay you know what maybe I
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should go have a seat you have a seat
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Rachel Rachel you haven't touched ot's
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hair it's the softest hair touch it I'm
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good Rachel Patrick is really rich give
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her some
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money you know what Phoebe this isn't
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really worth the free massage that's
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right Patrick bye-bye Ela is much more
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cooperative and he can dance you dance
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for
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Rachel no no no don't dance for me
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please don't what's the matter with you
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guys okay let's talk it out
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I am I the only one that this is
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embarrassing for I'm a little
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embarrassed
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sh I'll tell you who should be
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embarrassed it's you guys come on this
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is ridiculous thank you very much but I
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do not need you to give me a date then
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why did she ask us to have I am still
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talking and then you chase away the one
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guy that I actually liked I mean no
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offense to you guys really I mean
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congratulations son all the
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cash and and you know you really well
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you do have very soft hair but I would
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much rather go to the ball all by myself
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than go through any more of this
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goodbye now do you use some sort of
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special conditioner on that
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hair yes papaya extract thank
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you when they yelled cut and we didn't
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get to kiss I was really really
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disappointed and I
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just I just really wanted to kiss you
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really in the moment I I really wanted
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to kiss you too in the moment in the
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moment yeah but only moment
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yeah so do you
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uh want to kiss
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again sure New Year Eve is only two
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weeks
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away can you wait
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no me
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neither
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3 2 Joe you don't have to count down
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every time we kiss oh
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okay except that I
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sort of felt like I needed a couple
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seconds to get
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[Music]
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ready will take a cup of
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[Music]
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kind do you not want to be seen with me
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well no of course of course I do are
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they
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gone uh no they're still here but I
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think I'm about to leave what no no wait
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what you're right this is stupid who
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cares what people think I mean we we
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like each other right there's nothing
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wrong with
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that come
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on Bert Lydia
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Mel this is Elizabeth hi aren't you in
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my popular culture class that's right
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Lydia Elizabeth here is a student and uh
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we're dating and you may frown upon that
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but we're not going to hide it
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anymore you are so
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fired what they're going to fire you you
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can't date a student it's against the
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rules really it's not just frowned upon
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we're starting with
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oysters you know what they say about
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oysters don't
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you they have
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parasites no
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um well some people say that oysters are
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an
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aphrodesiac what people people people
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say
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it come
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here so oysters
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huh and then we're going to have a
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little um Middle Eastern couscous
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something we can eat with our
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hands you know it's funny when we were
13:54
studying communicable diseases no no no
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no no
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it's sensual oh didn't know okay
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okay oh
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no I'm sorry sweetie it's the hospital
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the food looks great maybe save me some
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I can't promise
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anything both wanted
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to
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interesting
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anyway um probably worked out for the
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best
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yeah sure okay in about 10 seconds
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you're going to see him kiss me and in
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about 5 Seconds you're going to see
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why Ross did I ever tell you about the
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time that I went backpacking through
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Western
14:45
[Laughter]
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Europe okay get ready to see some
14:53
begging oh you came on to
14:57
Ross what now I'm so
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happy what are you talking about you use
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the Europe story that's the magic story
15:07
you use when you want to have
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sex how do you know about that story how
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do you know about that
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story I heard it from my friend Irene
15:19
who heard it from some guy some guy
15:22
no no she told me that his name was Ken
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Adams Ken
15:34
Adams hi Sandy Sandy hi come on
15:38
in you brought your kids yeah that's
15:51
okay right
15:54
you know when I saw you at the store
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last week it was probably the first time
16:04
I ever mentally undressed an
16:07
elf wow that's uh
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dirty
16:14
yeah hey
16:18
kids Monica I'm quitting I just helped
16:21
an 81-year-old woman put on a thong and
16:24
she didn't even buy it
16:26
I'm telling you I'm quitting that's it
16:29
I'm talking to my boss right now yes I
16:31
am yes I am yes I am yes I am yes I am
16:33
yes I am okay bye call me when you get
16:35
this
16:36
message oh Mr walam I uh really need to
16:38
talk to you in a moment please I'm in
16:42
the middle of a task and you have a
16:43
customer hi hi I'm Joshua hi I'm Rachel
16:49
Green what can I do for you
16:53
Joshua well uh I need a whole new
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wardrobe my wife well my exwife oh I'm
16:57
so
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sorry anyway she burned all of my
17:06
clothes so I got away with two things
17:09
this suit were turned out to be a uh
17:11
skirt well at least that's a great suit
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yeah but it wasn't much fun dropping off
17:18
of the dry cleaners in the
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skirt so I need everything down to
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underwear so if you're willing I'm uh
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I'm all yours
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okay Rachel you needed to speak to me no
17:31
no that wasn't
17:34
me well we should get started let me
17:36
show you my
17:39
underwear the selection of underwear
17:43
that we
17:45
carry oh I'm sorry it's this way it's
17:49
this way it's this way yeah
17:51
sorry would you like to go to a
17:54
basketball game with
17:56
you know it's funny basketball because I
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happen to have tickets
18:00
to
18:03
um who likes the
18:06
Nick what do you think oh well as a
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single woman who is
18:16
available I think you look great huh
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yeah yep oh yeah you look great
18:23
oh yeah yeah this looks
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great um so you like it I do I do I love
18:35
it in fact I I think I'm going to wear
18:39
it home great all right well thank you
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so much for all your help sure well I
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guess uh I guess this is
18:46
it thanks maybe I'll see you in the
18:49
spring you know with the uh for the
18:52
bathing suits well well you don't want
18:53
to do that
18:54
now that's okay I oh anyway hopefully I
18:56
I'll see you around sometime
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basketball sorry I uh I have two tickets
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to the Knicks game tonight if you're
19:09
interested just as a thank you for this
19:10
week wow that would be great really yeah
19:13
that would be fantastic my my nephew is
19:18
crazy about the
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Nicks this is fantastic thank you so
19:23
much Rachel good morning
19:27
hi okay for next time what do you say I
19:34
have an extra ticket an extra ticket not
19:38
two tickets I have an extra
19:41
ticket so the first time you asked a guy
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out he he turned you
19:47
down he didn't turn me down he's at the
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game isn't he I got the date I'm just
19:53
not on it
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guess
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who Department of
20:16
Sanitation it's me
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[Music]
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what oh
20:37
oh oh oh
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it's my hamster it's myy oh my God I'm
21:03
I'm so sorry sh I I I must have freaked
21:06
out oh thank God it's not
21:09
mity it's just a
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rat oh here it is oh Joey why did you
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sign it son of a
21:18
I didn't do that who would have
21:21
done that son of a okay maybe ask
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this guy
21:27
you get out of my shop what what did he
21:29
do he went out with my wife
21:31
Joey who who I hey I did not go out with
21:34
your wife okay I I went out with her
21:38
that's my
21:41
wife get
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out well we should
21:46
go what
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hi well what are you doing here I'm I'm
21:52
supposed to pick you up change of plans
21:54
I made you a special Valentine's Day
21:56
dinner
21:58
surprise oh hey Mona hi hi hi
22:02
Rachel what's she doing
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here I have no
22:09
idea um I'll be watching TV if anybody
22:12
needs
22:15
me seriously what is she doing uh you
22:16
know lately she just likes hanging out
22:19
here why I think she's
22:22
lonely okay but it's Valentine's Day can
22:25
we just ask her to go well no no she's
22:28
way too emotional and by emotional I
22:32
mean
22:35
czy I'm not here that's just my Chinese
22:39
food oh my God she has food delivered
22:42
here mhm yes she's she's emotional but
22:44
but
22:48
ballsy you know what I'm going to do I'm
22:50
going to get my sweats and eat this in
22:53
bed
22:54
and you thought she was going to be in
22:59
our
23:00
way so okay why don't you uh open the
23:02
champagne and I will be right back I've
23:06
got a surprise for you you got another
23:08
ex-wife back
23:10
there please start drinking I just
23:12
wanted to let you know I've changed my
23:15
mind I'm going to do it I'm going to
23:17
kiss Joey no you can't friends hooking
23:19
up is a bad idea please what about you
23:22
and Chandler that's different I was
23:24
drunk and stupid well
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[Music]
23:30
hello what about all the guys that you
23:31
got the phone numbers from what why
23:33
don't you just kiss one of them I could
23:36
I could but I don't want to I want to
23:38
kiss
23:40
Joey all right I think it's a big
23:42
mistake but it's it's your
23:44
decision I'm going to do it and I can't
23:51
stop you no
23:54
now he
23:58
could he
24:04
could hey Rich have you seen Charlie
24:08
[Music]
24:13
anywhere I'm smarter than
24:17
him hi
24:19
hi are you a uh friend of Rachel's yes
24:22
yes I am are you a uh a friend of
24:26
Rachels actually I'm uh kind of a you
24:28
know a date type
24:32
thing of
24:36
Rachel a date yeah I'm her date oh oh
24:38
you're uh oh you're the date you know
24:43
this is actually good because if we ever
24:48
lose Ross we have a spare oh you are the
24:49
uh
24:54
paleontologist yes yes I am and you you
24:55
are
24:58
a perod dantist see now as different as
25:00
night
25:03
and later that
25:05
night well I am going to uh get a
25:07
beverage uh it was nice nice uh meeting
25:11
you
25:13
ditto I uh well I I met
25:19
Russ
25:23
oh hey I didn't know we were uh seeing
25:24
other people people well we're not
25:27
seeing each other huh
25:29
so well uh for your information there's
25:31
a woman at the Museum who's curator of
25:34
moths and other
25:36
uh winging
25:39
things who's uh let it be known that she
25:41
is drawn to me much like
25:44
a well you
25:46
know well so far I've been keeping her
25:49
at Bay but if this is the deal well yeah
25:51
this is the deal okay well um have a
25:53
nice evening thank you Russ you ready
25:55
yeah hi by
26:00
hi she's
26:05
dating she's dating yes yes but did you
26:07
see who she was
26:11
dating what do you mean do you not see
26:12
it see what I don't know what she sees
26:15
in in that
26:17
goober and and takes him what like like
26:20
I don't know uh hello a week to get out
26:24
of sentence
26:27
yeah it's annoying isn't
26:29
it
26:33
yeah hey we're having some fun now huh
26:34
Ross want to do another one huh
26:37
Ross okay 11 letters atomic element
26:42
number 101 ends in IEM
26:46
dysprosium
26:50
dysprosium
26:51
trendium and weenie number two has it
26:53
that's of course nine down Nights in
26:57
White Satin was sung by the duty
26:59
Blues wait you don't see it you actually
27:03
don't see it what okay honey you're
27:06
dating Ross no babes I'm dating Russ
27:09
Russ is Ross Russ Ross Steve sleeve okay
27:13
no one is named
27:18
sleeve baby what the hell are you
27:19
talking about other than their names
27:21
being similar I'm sorry I do not see
27:23
what you're seeing for your information
27:25
it's a card sharp not a card shark you
27:28
could not be more wrong you could try
27:31
but you would not be
27:34
successful okay I'm going to get some
27:35
more coffee before the pinching and eye
27:37
poking
27:39
begins I know what your problem is oh
27:42
you do do you mhm you're
27:44
jealous uh of of what you're jealous
27:48
because I'm a real
27:51
doctor hey you're a doctor of gums
27:55
that's the smallest body part you can
27:58
major in it's like day one floss day two
28:00
here's your diploma you listen no no let
28:03
me finish no let me finish no you let
28:06
me hi
28:11
hi
28:15
ew
28:16
e excuse me um is is there a woman
28:24
waiting at the bar um someone average
28:29
height dark hair or perhaps doing a
28:32
puzzle uh there's a drunk Chinese
28:35
guy well if I'm still here in an hour
28:39
buy him a drink on
28:42
me can I get you another glass of wine
28:43
uh I don't know if I should I don't want
28:46
to be drunk when I go home
28:48
alone got stood up huh yeah it's no big
28:52
deal it's just a blind date are you you
28:56
worried your day came saw you and
28:58
left wa so nice thank you for doing this
29:01
oh please cooking soothes
29:06
me so ding right it all looks so
29:13
good oh my god oh I know my God this is
29:21
so this rice is I am so good
29:25
behind
29:29
you oh yeah sorry they used to live here
29:30
and sometimes they migrate back
29:33
over is there uh is there some way that
29:36
they could uh not be here it's just that
29:38
uh a farm Birds really kind of freak me
29:41
out okay
29:45
okay here we go here we
29:47
go there you go
29:53
hey how'd you do
30:05
that all going so Farm Birds huh yeah
30:10
it's my only weird thing I swear and I I
30:15
would have told you about it but I
30:18
didn't know that they would be
30:19
here so all
30:22
right okay
30:26
hey so can I serve you a little of what
30:28
what's what nothing I uh it's just that
30:32
I know that they're still out
30:35
there but they're across the hall I mean
30:38
that's two doors away it's going to take
30:41
them a long time to Peck their way back
30:43
over
30:45
here that's that's not
30:47
funny okay you know would you feel
30:51
better if we went someplace else I mean
30:55
we could pack all this stuff up and you
30:57
know go to your apartment uh they're
30:59
working on it this week it's a total
31:02
mess but uh I'm staying at my parents
31:03
house we could go there your parents
31:06
yeah they're out of town oh yeah that's
31:08
a huge place and and it's got this
31:11
gorgeous view of the park would be very
31:13
very romantic what do you say yeah that
31:15
works yeah they can smell the fear can I
31:21
use your phone yeah uh but for future
31:25
reference um that thing in your hand can
31:28
also be used as a
31:30
phone yes it's
31:35
working why isn't she calling me back
31:39
maybe she never got your message you
31:41
know if you want you can call her
31:43
machine and if she has a lot of beeps
31:45
that means she probably didn't get her
31:47
messages yet you don't think that makes
31:48
me seem a little desperate needy
31:50
pathetic ah you obviously saw my
31:54
personal ad
31:56
how many beeps she
32:00
answered you see this is where you'd use
32:03
that hello word we talked about I'm not
32:06
going to talk to her she obviously got
32:09
my message and is choosing not to call
32:10
me now I'm needy and
32:12
snubbed God I miss just being needy I
32:15
think it was a bad movie I'm just saying
32:18
you know it was a little hard to follow
32:20
I told you there were going to be
32:24
subtitles I know
32:25
I just didn't want to wear my glasses on
32:29
our first
32:30
date
32:39
Monica it would really help when I'm
32:44
kissing if you didn't shout out my
32:46
sister's
32:48
name I'm just checking
32:49
oh Monica M Monica M Monica
32:52
[Laughter]
33:22
what what sorry oh God I'm sorry it's
33:26
just that when you moved your hands down
33:30
to my butt it was like whoa Ross's hands
33:32
are on my
33:34
butt and that's that's funny
33:37
why well it's not I mean I'm sorry I
33:41
guess I'm just nervous I mean it's you
33:44
you know it's us I mean we're crossing
33:48
that line it's sort of a big thing well
33:51
I I know it's big I just didn't know it
33:53
was uh haha big
33:55
okay okay my hands were nowhere near
34:09
your butt
34:11
no no I know I know I know I was just
34:12
thinking about when they were there the
34:15
last time I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
34:16
okay okay look whoa I promise I'm good
34:19
I'm not going to laugh anymore okay put
34:21
your hands back up no see now now I
34:23
can't because uh I'm feeling too
34:25
self-conscious just one cheek no the
34:28
moment's gone you know all right just
34:31
put your hands out and I'll back up into
34:33
them that's romantic come on touch it no
34:34
oh come on squeeze it no rub it no oh
34:37
come on would you just grab my ass
34:40
[Music]
34:45
歌词与翻译
[中文]
[音乐]
多么美味的晚餐啊，呃嘿
再次感谢你让我在
最后一块蛋糕，不客气，我
餐厅吃到
去煮点咖啡，我可以买点咖啡吗
你有什么，呃，你有
蛋糕吗，所以这顿晚餐相当不错
很好，有很多共同点哦，维多利亚
秘密 嗯，我们即使像同一本书
，那里有一幅可怕的
画，等一下，我想我
被那幅画吓到了
，然后你才知道这整个地方
看起来很熟悉，我肯定在
这间公寓里，我知道我以前见过这种
奇怪的植物，它在
最后
一次就这么做了，天啊，我带着这个出去了
女孩，是的，我们在这张
沙发和那张椅子上做爱，不，不，我们
没有在这里做，这很奇怪，因为
这似乎是一个完美的好地方哦
那是
为什么，所以在我父母结婚25年
之后，这真的是一个震惊，我的父母是完美的
夫妇离婚了，我有点接受了
这是最难的，因为我是最年轻的
嗯嗯当然是的，你怎么能不
记得
我你怎么能不记得
我们睡在一起当我不知道的时候
我真的真的想我会记得
和你一起睡来吧来吧搜索
你的大脑好吧，那是
一段时间之前好吧我在这里你
我们在这里性在这里这里不是
那里没有任何东西没有敲响任何
钟声我的上帝
女人你有多少人
已经不记得任何
这个嘿海莉我们真的必须修好那个
门把手
乔伊
哦我和
你睡过，你显然记得我嘿我
仍然明白了，所以我们
很好，我会让自己出去，你们都会很高兴
知道我明天有一个约会
...
晚上，这个女人艾莉森下班了，她
很棒，她很漂亮，她很聪明，呃
过去
我一直推迟约她出去，因为她有一个
呃异常大的
头，但我不会让那些东西
把我挂起来
再看看我我
[鼓掌]
成长哦我的专业完全没用
我的意思是你多久在
分类中看到哲学家通缉
当然，我的天啊，
头很大，在
办公室里看起来没那么大，也许是灯光的原因
我的头在
工作时一定看起来像高尔夫球，好吧，别沉迷于此
快速列出你喜欢的五件事
关于她漂亮的笑容，梳妆台大
头大头大头哇一切
看起来很好我想我要去我有
...
鸡，我只想说，你
真的很漂亮哦，那就是
非常甜蜜，谢谢
你，我有点有趣
看看我的意思，来吧，你
远远超出了我的水平，这里的每个人
都知道
那边那个人可能
说哦，我喊道他一定是
很有钱，我
不是那么你认为你想要
点什么，我对那只
鸡很兴奋，我也不好笑
所以如果你想得好，他不是
那么好看，但也许我们会
一些不会发生的笑声
来吧，史蒂夫，我们不要统治
紧张
笑声嘿，等一下菲比
告诉我，呃，你拥有自己的
餐厅，令人印象深刻，我
因毒品而失去了它
[笑声]
我丝印 T 恤现在真的是什么
那
就像它真的很充实做一些你讨厌的事情
...
钱是的，我没有钱，我
不好笑，我住在单间公寓里
和另外两个
男人在一起，我很漂亮
确定我不孕
现在来吧，史蒂夫，一定有
一些你喜欢的地方
我确实喜欢我的
头发
我真的不敢相信我在
面前哭泣，你一定认为我是如此
可悲不不不我钦佩一个可以
哭的男人，真的不要碰我的外套
哦对不起那是我的
手机你好嘿嘿嘿怎么样哦
我的上帝这是最糟糕的约会
哦来吧看看你知道我在做什么
抱歉，但你真的认为这个
会
好吧，他们是谁，金发女郎是我的
前妻，触摸她的女人是她的
亲密的私人
朋友，如果你想
在
，哇，还有什么我应该知道的，不
上贴上标签
不，那是
哦，她怀孕了和我的
宝贝我总是忘记f
你好，我们是哦，我的上帝，你还有
削片机，这就是我们用
称呼你的呃你的摩托车在高中
学校你知道摩托车是什么
斩波器你的
芯片没关系H我认为它是
来自
削片机的可爱哇李，所以你仍然保持联系
高中的任何人，嗯，有
瑞秋和嗯，就是这样
你哦，是的，我仍然和西蒙斯在一起
和 Z，你知道，我经常看到斯平勒
和艾恩·凯利，我和戈尔迪
时不时地遇到戈尔迪 棒布朗佐夫
马奎尔 JT
比尔兹利就是你知道的所有 H 之后
高中你就有点失去联系了
哦，是的，我遇到了理查德·多夫曼哦
他怎么不那么好我和西蒙斯
给了他一个
婚礼他现在不是建筑师是的
他们仍然穿着
内衣乔伊嗯你看起来很熟悉
呃你在电视上还是其他什么东西乔伊
不喜欢谈论这个，但他是
《我们的日子》
生活中的明星之一，是的，是的，不要
你扮演一个女人
一个穿着男人
身体的女人
更好，这样你就知道罗斯，这很有趣，因为
你看起来也很熟悉，你
曾经
结婚了吗，是的，我事实上已经结婚了嗯
就在前几天，克里斯特和我正在
谈论我是如何结婚的以及
我如何拥有一个儿子，是的，小埃里克，那是
对了，等等，不
本，所以你刚刚结婚了
次
，那么好吧，嗯，你已经结婚了
两次
是的
，还有一次是在
那个男孩之后我
饿了，嘿嘿乔伊，你有没有在一次约会中
很饿，以至于当女孩
去洗手间时，你吃了一些食物
你说服务员吃了我的螃蟹
蛋糕是的，罗斯那现在为什么
第一次婚姻破裂了
嗯，是因为那个女人是异性恋
还是因为她是
女同性恋，你们两个互相认识吗？
不，罗斯似乎是那种
会娶一个即将成为女同性恋的女人
，然后把她
推到
灰烬上的人，哦嗨嗨嗨，是的，这就是我
告诉你的，是的，
相信我，这套衣服并不公正
下面的东西
没关系，但我可以吗？有点在
某件事的中间哦，好吧，是的
没关系，有一个
座位，你不能这么做，也许我应该去
你坐下来，我们
赢了，好吧，你知道吗，也许我
应该去坐一下，你有座位
瑞秋瑞秋，你还没碰过
的头发，这是最柔软的头发，触摸它，我是
好的瑞秋帕特里克真的很有钱给
她一些
钱你知道菲比这不是什么
真的值得免费按摩
对帕特里克再见埃拉更
合作，他可以和你跳舞
为
瑞秋不不不别为我跳舞
请不要你怎么了
伙计们，好吧，让我们谈谈
我是唯一一个
尴尬的人，因为我有点
尴尬
嘘，我会告诉你谁应该
尴尬，是你们来的
很荒谬，非常感谢你们，但我
不需要你给我约会然后
为什么她要我们约会我还在
说话，然后你赶走了我真正喜欢的一个
家伙我的意思不是
冒犯你们，我的意思是
恭喜儿子所有
现金，你真的很了解
你的头发确实很柔软，但我
宁愿自己去参加舞会
而不是通过再说了
再见，现在你在
特殊护发素吗，是的木瓜提取物，谢谢
头发上使用某种
你，当他们喊着剪，我们没有
亲吻时，我真的真的
很失望，我
只是我真的很想吻你
真的在那一刻我真的很想
也吻你那一刻
一刻是的，但只是一刻
是的，你也
呃想亲吻
，确定新年前夜只有两周
周
你能等一下吗
不，我
也
3 2乔，你不必倒数
每次我们接吻哦
好吧，除了我
有点感觉我需要
秒来
[音乐]
准备好喝一杯
[音乐]
你不想和我一起看到吗
好吧，当然，我
他们
走了，呃，不，他们还在这里，但我
想我要离开什么，不，不等
什么你说得对，这是愚蠢的人
关心别人怎么想我的意思是我们
互相喜欢，对吧
...
没有什么问题
在伯特·莉迪亚
梅尔这是伊丽莎白嗨，你不是在
我的流行文化课上吗
莉迪亚·伊丽莎白是一名学生，呃
我们正在约会，你可能会皱眉
但我们不会再隐藏它
你是如此
解雇了他们要解雇你的人
不能和学生约会，这是违反
规则的，真的，这不仅仅是令人皱眉
我们从
牡蛎开始，你知道他们说什么
牡蛎没有
你他们有
寄生虫没有
嗯，嗯，有些人说牡蛎是
一种
春药，人们
说
它来了
所以牡蛎
呵呵，然后我们要吃
小嗯中东蒸粗麦粉
什么的我们可以用
的手吃饭，你知道，当我们
研究传染病时，这很有趣不不不
不不
这很性感哦不知道好吗
好吧哦
不，对不起，亲爱的，这是医院
食物看起来很棒，也许可以给我留一些
我不能保证
任何双方都想要的东西
到
有趣的
无论如何，嗯可能是
最好的
是的，好吧，大约10秒内
你会看到他吻我，在
大约5秒内，你会看到
为什么罗斯要告诉你
一次我背包穿越
西部
[笑声]
欧洲好吧，准备好看一些
乞求哦，你来到了
罗斯，现在我很高兴
你在说什么你使用
欧洲故事，这是神奇的故事
当你想要
做爱时你使用你如何知道那个故事
你知道那个
故事我从我的朋友那里听到的艾琳
从某个人那里听到了某个人
不不，她告诉我他的名字叫肯
亚当斯肯
亚当斯嗨桑迪桑迪嗨来吧
你带了你的孩子是的
好吧
你知道当我在商店看到你时
上周这可能是第一次
我在精神上脱衣服
小精灵哇，那是呃
肮脏
是啊嘿
孩子莫妮卡，我要辞职了我刚刚帮助
一个81 岁的女人穿上丁字裤，
她甚至没有买
我告诉你我要辞职了
我现在正在和我的老板说话，是的，我
是的，我是，是，我是，我是，我是
是的，我很好，再见，当你收到
这个信息时给我打电话
消息哦，瓦拉姆先生，我呃真的需要
一会儿和你谈谈，我正在
执行一项任务，你有一个
客户嗨嗨，我是约书亚，嗨，我是瑞秋
Green 我能为你做些什么
约书亚好吧呃我需要一个全新的
衣柜我的妻子好吧我的前妻哦我
所以
抱歉无论如何，她烧掉了我所有的
衣服，所以我逃脱了两件事
这套衣服原来是一条呃
裙子，至少那是一套很棒的西装
是的，但是把
的干洗店放在
裙子里，所以我需要所有东西到
内衣，所以如果你愿意的话，我呃
我都是你的
好吧，瑞秋，你需要跟我说话，不
不，那不是
我，好吧，我们应该开始了，让我
给你看我的
内衣，我们
哦，对不起，是这样的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是的，是这样的，是这样的，
携带的精选内衣
...
抱歉，你愿意和我一起去看
篮球比赛吗？
你知道这是有趣的篮球，因为我
碰巧有
到
嗯喜欢
尼克的门票，你觉得哦，作为一个
单身女性，
有空我觉得你看起来很棒哈
是的，哦是的，你看起来很棒
哦是的，这看起来
很棒，嗯，所以你喜欢我做的我确实喜欢
它，事实上我想我会穿
它回家，很好，很好，谢谢你
，非常感谢你的帮助，我
猜呃，我想这是
，谢谢，也许我会在
春天见到你，你知道，带着
泳衣，很好，你不想
这样做
现在没关系我哦无论如何希望我
我会在某个时候见到你
篮球抱歉我呃我有两张今晚尼克斯队比赛的门票
如果你
感兴趣只是为了感谢你这
周哇那真是太棒了是的
那太棒了我的侄子
对
尼克斯，太棒了，谢谢你，
雷切尔早上好
嗨，下次你说什么我
有一张额外的票一张额外的票不是
两张票我有一张额外的
票所以你第一次问一个人
他拒绝了你
他没有拒绝我，他在
比赛不是他我得到了我只是
的日期不在上面
猜猜
谁
卫生部门是我
[音乐]
什么哦
哦哦哦
这是我的仓鼠，它是我的哦我的上帝我
我很抱歉我我我一定吓坏了
哦感谢上帝这不是
慈悲，它只是一只
老鼠哦，这里是哦乔伊，你为什么要签名
一个
的儿子，我没有这样做，谁会
做那个儿子的好吧，也许会问
这个家伙
你从我的店里出来，他做了什么
他和我的妻子出去了
乔伊，我嘿，我没有和谁出去
你的妻子好吗，我和她出去了
那是我的
妻子，好好走吧
我们应该
去做什么
嗨，你在这儿做什么我是我
应该去接你改变计划
我给你做了一个特别的情人节
晚餐
惊喜哦嘿莫娜嗨嗨嗨
瑞秋她在做什么
在这里我不知道
如果有人需要的话我会看电视
需要
我认真的她在做什么呃你
知道最近她只是喜欢出去玩
这里为什么我认为她
孤独好吧但是今天是情人节可以
我们只是要求她走得好不不她也
方式情绪化和情绪化我
的意思是
czy我不在这里，这只是我的中国菜
食物哦天哪，她送餐了
在这里嗯，是的，她很情绪化但是
但是
勇敢你知道我要做什么我
要出汗并在
床上吃这个
而你以为她会去以
我们的
方式，好吧，你为什么不打开
香槟，我马上回来，我已经
给你一个惊喜，你又有了
前妻回来了
请开始喝酒吧，我只是
想让你知道我改变了
主意我要这么做我要
亲吻乔伊，不，你不能和朋友勾搭
上床是个坏主意，那你呢
和钱德勒不一样，我
喝醉了而且很愚蠢
[音乐]
你好，那些你
得到电话号码的人，为什么
你不亲吻他们中的一个吗？我可以
我可以，但我不想，我想
亲吻
乔伊，好吧，我认为这是一个很大的
错误，但这是你的
决定，我要这么做，但我不能
不阻止你
现在他
他可以
嘿里奇你有没有见过查理
[音乐]
在任何地方我都比
他聪明
嗨你是瑞秋的朋友吗
是的我是你是
瑞秋的朋友实际上我是你
知道日期类型
关于
瑞秋的约会是的，我是她的约会对象哦哦
你是呃哦，你是你认识的约会对象
这实际上很好，因为如果我们
失去罗斯，我们就有一个备用哦，你是
呃
古生物学家是的，是的，我是，你
是
Perod dantist 现在看到的与
晚上
和后来的
晚上一样，我要呃喝一杯
饮料呃，很高兴遇见
你
同上，我呃好吧，我遇见了
Russ
哦嘿，我不知道我们正在呃约会
其他人，我们不是
见面了，呵呵
非常好，呃，供您参考，
博物馆里有一位女士，她是
飞蛾和其他
呃翅膀
的东西的馆长，让大家知道她
被我吸引，就像
一口你
很了解的井，到目前为止我一直保留着她
海湾但如果这是交易，那么是的
这是交易，好吧，嗯，祝你度过一个
美好的夜晚，谢谢你，拉斯，你准备好了
是的，嗨
嗨，她是
约会她正在约会，是的，但是你
看看她是谁
约会你是什么意思，你没看到
它看到了我不知道她在
，并带他去喜欢
goober中看到的
我不知道呃你好一个星期才能出去
句子
是的，这很烦人不是
吗
是啊嘿，我们现在玩得很开心吧
罗斯想再做一个，呵呵
罗斯好吧 11 个字母原子元素
数字 101 以 IEM 结尾
镝
镝
趋势和 weenie 第二个拥有它
那当然是九个下来的
白缎之夜由职责演唱
布鲁斯等等，你看不到它，你实际上
看不到它，好吧，亲爱的，你在
约会罗斯，没有宝贝，我正在约会罗斯
罗斯是罗斯，罗斯罗斯史蒂夫袖子好吧
没有人被命名
袖子宝贝，你到底在说什么
谈论他们的名字以外的
相似，很抱歉我没有看到
你所看到的信息
这是一个牌手，而不是一个牌骗子，你
大错特错了，你可以尝试
，但你不会
成功，好吧，在捏和眼睛
咖啡，我知道你的问题是什么，哦
戳
开始之前，我要再喝一些
你确实是，嗯，你是
嫉妒你嫉妒的东西
因为我是一个真正的
医生嘿你是牙龈医生
这是你能做的最小的身体部位
专业就像第一天使用牙线第二天
这是你的毕业证书你听着不让
我完成不让我完成不你让
我嗨
嗨
呃
打扰一下，有一个女人
在酒吧等着，嗯，一个普通人
身高，黑发，或者正在做一个
拼图，呃，有一个喝醉了的中国人
，如果我一小时后还在这里的话，那好吧
请他喝一杯
我可以给你再倒一杯酒吗
呃，我不知道我是否应该我我不想
回家时喝醉
一个人站起来了，嗯，是的，没什么大不了的
交易，这只是一次相亲，你是吗
担心你的日子到来了，看到你了，
离开了，太好了，谢谢你这样做
哦，请做饭安抚
我很好，一切看起来都那么
好，哦，我的上帝，哦，我知道我的上帝，这是
，所以这米饭我很好
后面
你哦，是的，对不起，他们以前住在这里
，有时他们会迁回来
那里有没有什么办法
他们可能呃不在这里，只是
呃农场里的鸟真的有点吓到我了
好吧
好吧，我们就在这里
去那里吧
嘿，你好吗
一切都是如此，农场鸟啊是的
这是我唯一奇怪的事情，我发誓，我
会告诉你这件事，但我
不知道他们会
在这里，所以一切
好吧
嘿，我可以为你提供一些什么
什么都没有，我呃，只是
我知道他们还在外面
在那里，但他们在大厅对面，我的意思是
那是两扇门的距离，
他们要花很长时间才能啄回来
超过
这里那不是
好笑，好吧，你知道你会感觉
如果我们去别的地方会更好吗我的意思是
我们可以把所有这些东西收拾起来，你
知道去你的公寓呃他们这周
正在做这件事，完全是
一团糟，但是呃，我住在我父母
家里，我们可以去你父母
是的，他们出城了，哦，是的，那是
一个很大的地方，而且它有
公园的美丽景色，会非常
非常浪漫，你说什么是的，
有效，是的，他们能闻到恐惧的味道我
使用你的手机，是的，呃，但是为了将来
参考，嗯，你手里的东西
也可以用作
手机，是的，
可以用，为什么她不给我回电话
也许她从来没有收到你的消息，你
知道，如果你愿意，你可以给她打电话
机器，如果她有很多嘟嘟声
这意味着她可能没有收到
条消息，但你不认为这会让
我看起来有点绝望
可悲啊你显然看到了我的
个人广告
她
回答了多少嘟嘟声，你看，这就是你使用
我们谈论的那个问候词的地方，我不会
说话她显然收到了
我的信息，并且选择不打电话给
我现在我很需要，
冷落了上帝，我想念只是需要我
认为这是一部糟糕的电影，我只是说
你知道这有点难以理解
我告诉过你会有
字幕，我知道
我只是不想戴眼镜
我们的第一次
约会
莫妮卡，当我
接吻时，如果你没有喊出我的
姐姐的
名字，我只是在检查
哦，莫妮卡M莫妮卡M莫妮卡
[笑声]
什么什么抱歉哦上帝，对不起，
只是当你把手放下来的时候
到我的屁股上，就像哇罗斯的手
在我的
屁股上，这很有趣
为什么不是，我的意思是我很抱歉
我猜我只是紧张，我的意思是是你
你知道是我们，我的意思是我们正在跨越
那条线，这是一件大事
我知道它很大我只是不知道
是呃哈哈很大
好吧好吧我的手离
你的屁股不远
不不我知道我知道我知道我只是
想着他们在那里的时候
上次我很抱歉我很抱歉对不起
好吧好吧看看我保证我很好
我不会再笑了好吧，把
你的手放回去，现在我
不能，因为呃，我也感觉
自我意识，只是一侧脸颊，不，
那一刻已经过去了，你知道，好吧，
把手伸出来，我会回到
，那是浪漫的，来吧，触摸它，不，
哦，来吧，挤压它，不擦它，不，哦
来吧，你能抓住吗？我的屁股
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重点词汇
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dinner /ˈdɪn.ər/ A1 |
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coffee /ˈkɒf.i/ A1 |
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cake /keɪk/ A1 |
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restaurant /ˈres.t(ə)-rɒnt/ A2 |
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painting /ˈpeɪn.tɪŋ/ B1 |
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apartment /əˈpɑːt.mənt/ B1 |
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scared /skɛəd/ B1 |
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marriage /ˈmær.ɪdʒ/ B2 |
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divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ B2 |
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nervous /ˈnɜː.vəs/ B2 |
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awkward /ˈɔːk.wəd/ B2 |
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smile /smaɪl/ A1 |
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dress /drɛs/ A1 |
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giant /ˈdʒaɪ.ənt/ B1 |
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head /hɛd/ A1 |
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laugh /læf/ A1 |
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memory /ˈmɛm.ər.i/ B2 |
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date /deɪt/ A2 |
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relationship /rɪˈleɪ.ʃən.ʃɪp/ B2 |
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重点语法结构
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thanks again for letting me have that last piece of cake at the restaurant
➔ 现在完成时 (have + 过去分词)
➔ “have had” 用于描述一个发生在过去且与现在有关结果的动作。
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I really really think I would remember sleeping with you
➔ 情态动词 (would) 用于假设情况
➔ “would” 用于表达过去的假设或想象情况。
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I'm not going to let that stuff hang me up anymore
➔ 词组动词 (hang up)
➔ “hang up” 这里表示阻止某人进步或引起焦虑。
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I lost it to drugs
➔ 被动语态 (lost it to)
➔ “lost it to” 使用被动语态，强调动作而非行为者。
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I'm pretty sure I'm infertile
➔ 表示确信的副词 (pretty sure)
➔ “pretty sure” 是一个表示高度确信的副词短语。
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I'm going to do it I'm going to kiss Joey
➔ 近未来 (be going to)
➔ “be going to” 用于表达计划或决定的未来动作。
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they can smell the fear
➔ 情态动词 (can) 表示能力
➔ “can” 用于表示能力或能力。
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I think it was a bad movie
➔ 间接引语 (think + that)
➔ “think + that” 用于报告某人的想法或意见。
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