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歌词与翻译

[中文]

[音乐] 在约翰·休斯顿的哪部电影中，

你会听到这句台词吗？徽章。我们

不需要臭徽章。

>> 莎拉·马德雷的宝藏。

>> 正确。有可能向后

奖金。

>> MADRE SIERRA 宝藏。

>> 是的。 [笑声]

>> 我想爬上机会之梯

，去金泥小屋。

>> 明智的选择。有多少级？

>> 六。

[尖叫]

>> 那噪音[笑声]只能意味着一件事

。

>> 饥饿的猴子。

>> 我想要一张 Wicked Wango 卡。

>> 好的。 [笑声] 这是一个音频问题。

为这首电视主题曲命名。

>> 天啊。好吧，我知道这个。给我

等一下。

>> 告诉时间乌龟。

>> 闭嘴。 [笑声]我有梦想。

>> 是的。是的。你又回到领先位置了。

>> 我想转动轮子。

[笑声]

>> 超快的速度回合。

>> 有跳跃奖励吗？

>> 当然。

>> [笑声]

>> 谁发明了 bif 焦点？

>> 本·富兰克林。

>> 正确。哪位君主统治伟大的

英国时间最长？

>> 维多利亚女王。

>> 再次更正。但您忘记在问题之间切换

腿，所以没有跳跃

奖励。

>> 哦，每一次。

>> 现在[笑声]

转到钱德勒。

>> 我想要一张 Google 卡。

>> 你确定吗？

>> 是的。编号

谷歌。

[笑声]

>> 天哪。恭喜罗斯，

因为钱德勒，你被

迷惑了。

>> 这是有史以来最好的游戏。

>> 到目前为止我为聚会做了什么，

就酒而言，

喝了很多酒。

>> 太棒了。伟大的。

>> 好的。现在，呃，就邀请

列表而言，显然我有你、我和

钱德勒，我要邀请

冈瑟，因为，好吧，我们一直在

大声谈论这个问题。

>> 我会在那里。

哦，听着。我知道这是你的派对，但是

我真的很想限制

博物馆极客的数量。

>> 是的。告诉你吧，我们不要邀请

任何人类学家。好的。只是

恐龙家伙。

>> 好的。我们需要泽玛的六次攻击。

>> 嘿伙计们，你们在做什么？

>> 哦，我正在与我的伴郎

一起策划我的单身派对。

>> 是的。好吧，祝你好运，尝试超越

最后一个。

>> 是的。看吧，我认为

不会那么困难，因为

不会发生在

必胜客的地下室。

>> 哦，我是罗斯。我是罗斯。我太适合

小屋了。我太适合小屋了。

[笑声]

>> 看，我得去接本。呃，

到目前为止一切听起来都很棒，乔伊。

只要记住，保持柔和的

一面，好吗？只有几个人

出去玩扑克。没有脱衣舞

或任何东西。好的，

>> 你明白了。

>> 好的，稍后见。

>> 是的。

>> 尽情筹划您的温馨单身汉

派对。

嗯，那里会有脱衣舞娘

。你没有说没有

脱衣舞娘。 [笑声]

>> 他只是说没有脱衣舞娘。哦，

>> 我选择不听。

>> 嘿，听着，伙计。关于脱衣舞娘。

>> 是的。

>> 好电话。 [笑声]

>> 小公告。

的小公告。

我决定我的伴郎是我最好的

朋友 Gunther。

>> 我姓什么？

中央公园。

[笑声]

>> 感谢你没有嫁给雷切尔。

>> 嘿。哦，嘿，冈瑟。不要

忘记你的衬衫。

>> 嘿。嘿。那些是什么？得到了一点

派对礼物。一探究竟。

>> 哇。是的。哦。哦。哦。

>>

小公告。只是想让每个人

知道我的伴郎

的职位仍然空缺。呃你知道，

新娘的位置也是如此。 [笑声]

>> 太棒了。

>> 顺利，伙计。是的。你的脖子上

沾了一些辣椒。

>> 哦，我想嗯晚安。

>> 好吧，除非你呃除非你想

闲逛。

>> 是的。

>> 是的。我会让你和我的鸭子一起玩。

[笑声]

[音乐]

嘿，

脱衣舞娘。

[笑声]

[音乐]

>> 脱衣舞娘偷了戒指。

脱衣舞娘偷走了戒指。泰勒，站起来。

站起来。脱衣舞娘偷走了戒指。

>> 什么？戒指不见了。

>> 好的，请给我一分钟时间让我起床

。

>> 你丢失了戒指。你是有史以来最差的最好的

男人。

>> 老兄，这不好笑。我要去

做什么？我昨晚去睡觉了。

一切都很酷。我今天

早上醒来。脱衣舞娘走了。

戒指不见了。你和

脱衣舞娘睡过吗？当然。让我看看你

写的关于你自己的内容。哦，

>> 古生物学博士。两个孩子。等待

秒。您与卡罗尔分手是因为你们

有不同的兴趣。

>> 我认为你与卡罗尔分手是因为你们

有一个非常相似的兴趣。

>> 你知道吗？我稍后会完成

。好的。让我拿起我的外套。

>> 好的。

那么，您认为您在最后两分钟内学会了如何

做到这一点吗？

[笑声]

也许我们会为他完成这个。

[笑声]

另外，我在实验室克隆了一只恐龙。

[笑声]

她现在是我的女朋友了。

我不在乎社会怎么说。这是我经历过的

最好的性爱。 [笑声]

然后发送。

>> 不。不。

>> 你不能这样对他。好吧，

我们走吧。伙计，呃，我想你已经

明确表示你不能信任房子里的球

...

[笑声]

>>并派

走，相信我。但不幸的是，我

必须这样做。哦，嗯，​​顺便问一下，你约会的那个女孩的

叫什么名字？

>> 克里斯汀·朗。

>> 再见。

>> [音乐]

>> 好吧，显然我们中只有一个人可以继续

和她约会。

>> 显然。

那么，我们如何决定？

>> 好吧，现在让我们客观地看待这个

。

我想我应该和她约会。

[笑声]

>> 嗯哼。嗯嗯。或者或者我是

和她约会的人。

这很有趣。但看看这个。

我和她约会。

>> 是的。是的。我喜欢这样。但只是为了走向另一个方向

。

>> 好的。好的。这种情况可能会持续一段时间。

>> 是的。好吧，那么我们应该点一些食物

。

>> 不，乔伊，[笑声]

>> 看。为什么我们不让

她自己决定呢？好的。嘿。嘿。我们会

再和她出去一次，然后

我们会看看她最喜欢谁。

>> 这听起来很公平。

>> 也许我会带她去街上那家新开的

法国餐厅。

>> 嘿，等一下。现在看，我们

必须在

日期设置支出限额。我没有钱带

她去那样的奇特地方。

>> 好吧，抱歉。这就是我在约会时所做的事情。

>> 好吧。好吧，我想我只需要

做我在约会时所做的事情。 [笑声]

>> 那么，让我们决定一个支出限额。

>> 是的。

呃，

一片

[笑声]

$6。

>> 我想的更像是一百。

>> 好的。

>> 我可以借 94 美元吗？

[口哨]

>> [口哨]

[笑声]

>> 乔伊。妈。

乔伊。

钱德勒。你还在这里做什么？

我以为你们已经起飞了。

>> 哦，不。不，不。她脱掉了我的

件衣服。 [笑声]

>> 你在那里赤身裸体吗？

>> 嗯，不完全是。

[笑声]

我穿着内裤。

嗯？

你呃你总是穿内裤。

>> 不不，这是第一次。

>> 哇，说说你的霉运吧。我的意思是，

当你第一次尝试内裤时，

有人拿走了你的衣服。

[笑声]

>> 我并没有尝试它们。苏西问道

我来穿它们。

>> 好吧，让我看看。

>> 不，

我永远不会让你或其他任何人看到

。

>> 好的。好的。

哇，

有人在用牙线。

[欢呼]

>> Joey，有些人不喜欢这样。

>> 钱德勒穿着内裤。

>> 什么？

>> 让我看看。

>> 不，不，你不必看。

[笑声]

>> 嗨，Tushy。

全部

正确。其中一人给我你的

内裤。

>> 哦，不。不，不，帮不了你。我没有

穿任何衣服。

>> 你怎么能不穿

内衣呢？

>> 哦，我被那个穿着

粉色丁字裤的家伙惹恼了。

>> 好吧。看，罗斯。我会给你 50 美元

买你的内裤。

嘿，[笑声]

[欢呼]

钱德勒。

钱德勒，我透过窗户看到你在做什么

。我看到你

对我妹妹做了什么。现在离开这里。

[笑声]

>> 听着，我们跑得很好。你知道，

那是什么？四、五个月。我的意思是，

这比大多数人

一生所拥有的还要多。那么，再见。小心。

那么再见。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 哦，我要吃羔羊了。

>> 来吧，J。来吧。我可以对付罗斯。

坚持一下。

>> 嘿，罗斯。怎么了，兄弟？ [笑声]

...

你到底在做什么？

>> 嘿，发生了什么事？

>> 好吧，我想罗斯知道

我和莫妮卡。

[笑声]

老兄，他就在那里。

>> 我以为你是我最好的朋友。这

是我的妹妹。我最好的朋友。还有我的

妹妹。我简直不敢相信。

>> 看，我们不只是在闲逛。我

爱她，好吗？我爱上了她。

很抱歉您必须通过这种方式找到

。

抱歉，但这是真的。我我也爱他。

>> 我最好的朋友和我的妹妹。

[欢呼和掌声]

我简直不敢相信这一点。

>> 哦，你们可能想要一些

也拥抱过来吧？大新闻。

不，没关系。我们实际上认识

有一段时间了。

[笑声]

>> 什么？什么？什么？你们知道吗？你

>> 你们都知道却没有告诉我？

>> 好吧，罗斯，我们很担心你。

好的。我们不知道您

会有什么反应。

>> 你担心我。

你不知道我会如何

反应。

>> [笑声]

>> 好的。好的。你说我们都

呃离开这里，让这两只

爱情鸟回到正题吧？

[笑声]

>> 嘿嘿嘿。我只是在这里说话。他

他就是那个做你妹妹的人。

>> 有机会赢回我的钱。好的。

猝死，一球，1000 美元。

>> 你认真的吗？

>> 哦，是的。

>> 好的。准备好欠我的吧。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。开始了。准备好？

主啊，

[笑声]

[欢呼]

不不

有人可以打败我。

>> [笑声]

>> 瞧，这就是为什么只有小假

男人才应该踢。

[笑声]

>> 你们在做什么？

>> 尝试一下。我什么也感觉不到。 [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 你在开玩笑吗？

这是打包。

>> 我们要休息一下

>>

>> 跳到床上。

>> 好吧。雷切尔的聚会还有几个

小时就要举行，还有很多事情要做。现在，

罗斯，你有盖勒血统。你负责

这些雅虎。

>> 你明白了。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。她是对的。我们必须认真对待

。让我们把泡沫塑料花生

放到他的裤子里并踢他。

或者你可以只是，你知道，

[笑声]

你到底在做什么？ [笑声]

>> 我到底在做什么？你刚刚打破了我的

冰箱。

什么？什么？你怎么知道

你怎么知道它坏了？哦，你认为

我不知道是什么损坏了我的冰箱？

[笑声]

对不起。

那么，你知道什么？破碎的。

也就是 400 美元。

[笑声]

>> 乔伊，我看到你推了他。

[哼哼]

>> 你推了他。 [笑声]

>> Joey，我没有打破这个。好吧，

已经坏了一段时间了。 [笑声]

>> Chen，还记得我告诉过你我们的

冰箱吗？

>> 嗯嗯。

>> 我还没有收到

你那一半的支票。 [笑声]

不要给他任何钱。

>> 我不是在跟你说话。你打破了我的

冰箱。

>> 我已经受够了。好吧，

冈瑟。

>> 这些家伙想抢我们的座位。

>> 告诉我们这些人先到的。

>> 哦，抱歉。没有意识到。

>> 就这样。

>> 谢谢你，冈瑟。 [笑声]

>> 我们不想去做

那件事。

>> [笑声]

>> 他告诉了我们。

>> 你告发了我们。

>> 好吧，朋友，你没有给我太多

的选择。

[笑声]

>> 不要玩这个东西。

>> 我知道。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，

让我们把它带到外面。

[笑声]

>> 让我们把它带到外面。

谁这么说话？

那个想要踢你屁股的家伙

就是这么说话的。

>> 你必须问。

>> 是的。

[笑声]

>> 好的。好的。看。看，问题是

我们不会[笑]

和你们打架。

>> 好吧，那就这样吧。只要你不再

...

在这家咖啡馆露面，你就不需要

。

>> 我想为罗斯和艾米丽干杯。当然，

，我的大祝酒将在明天的

婚礼上举行，所以这是我的

小祝酒或梅尔巴祝酒，如果您

愿意的话。

好的。

我[清嗓子]认识罗斯

很长时间了。事实上，当他

和他的第一个女朋友

约会时，我就认识他了，我以为事情真的会

为他带来好处，直到有一天他

让她过度膨胀。

[笑声]

哦，天哪。

我确信我们都非常兴奋。呃，

罗斯和艾米丽要在

蒙哥马利大厅结婚。我的意思是我的

朋友在蒙蒂霍尔结婚。

哦，来吧。蒙蒂·霍尔，我们做一笔

交易吧。来吧，你们。

好吧，算了。恭喜，

WLEY。 [笑声]

[鼓掌]

嘿，第二号伴郎，乔伊·特里亚尼 (Joey Triani)。

现在，我不擅长讲

钱德勒这样的笑话。

博士

>> 上面写着，如果您

对这块糖果

不完全满意，请拨打此号码。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我并不完全满意。

[笑声]

>> 听着，这是一种紧急情况。好吧，

我想你会知道这一点，否则我们就会在

困境房间里。

[笑声]

>> 等等。填写这些。坐那边。

>> 看，看，看，看。我不想

惹任何麻烦，好吗？但我这里

很痛苦，好吗？我的脸

凹陷了。

>> 好吧，轮到你了。

>> 那么，你认为会持续多长时间？

>> 现在随时。

>> 不，不，不。我想你没有听到我说的话。

你准备好参加派对了吗？

[笑声]

>> 号

甘道夫。甘道夫即将进城。

>> 凯西和她的父母在一起。我没什么可做的

。那么，明天我们将与

甘道夫一起参加派对。伙计，

>> 伙计，我们要去参加派对了。

>> 哇。好吧，哥们注意了。

[笑声]

>> 这家伙是谁？

>> 迈克·甘道夫·甘德森。只喜欢世界上

最有趣的人。

>> 我明天要打电话

下班。

>> 我会打电话给你。

>> 这太酷了，伙计。我们

不再聚会了。

[笑声]

>> 好吧。你们在我们的货车后座抽烟

吗？

[笑声]

>> 真的吗？你说我们再也没有

玩得开心是什么意思？你和我玩得开心吗？

还记得有一次我们看到那些

脱衣舞娘，然后你付了我50美元让我

吃掉那本书？

>> 乔伊，你会爱上这个人的。

甘道夫就像派对巫师。

>> 那么，你为什么叫他甘道夫？

>> 巫师甘道夫。

>> 你好。你高中时没读过《指环王》

吗？

不，我在高中时发生过性行为。

>> 好的。所以，我们会喝一点

咖啡，我们会充满活力，然后

回去。是的。

>> 好的。好的。

>> 所以，我们玩得很开心，对吧？我们不需要

那个巫师。我们去了几个

俱乐部，和一些陌生人交谈，呃

之后，我们会去码头

看看那艘船的事。

>> 我有点沮丧，

>> 实际上。

我也是。 [笑声]

>> 你认真的吗？

>> 是的。

>> 是的。感谢上帝我已经筋疲力尽了。

>> 那么，你们想喝咖啡吗？

>> 是的，但是呃，我不想起得太晚

，所以我要一杯无咖啡因咖啡。

>> 是的，我也是。

>> 其实我可以喝点热水加

一点柠檬吗？

嘿，我在

那里用力尖叫。有必要这么大声吗？

>> 我[笑]听不到你

说的一个字。我的耳朵嗡嗡响得很厉害。我

很高兴我多带了一双

袜子。你知道，我用它们当手套。

在

最后一场比赛中我不想碰任何东西。 [笑声]

我们有多悲伤？

我知道。

你知道吗？我们并不悲伤。我们并不

悲伤。我们只是不再是21岁了。你

知道，我已经29岁了，该死。我

想坐在舒适的椅子上

看电视，然后在

合理的时间睡觉。

>> 是的。 [笑声] 是的。我喜欢

在一个安静的地方闲逛，在那里我可以

与朋友聊天。

>> 是的。

>> 如果我想回家，把

放在 Kenny G 上，然后洗澡怎么办？

[笑声]

>> 我们29岁了。我们不是女人。

>> 很高兴您在

汽车发生事与愿违时救了罗斯，但它可能是

子弹。而你，你知道，你并没有

试图拯救我。

>> 哦，你很沮丧，因为你认为我

选择了罗斯而不是你。不，我知道你

可以照顾好自己。你知道，我

的意思是，罗斯，他需要帮助。他不像我们一样

街。

>> 归根结底，你愿意为罗斯冒

你的生命危险，而不是为

我冒生命危险。这是底线。

>> 不，不完全是。好的。听着，我

并没有试图拯救罗斯，

好吗？

我的三明治在罗斯旁边。全部

正确。

我我想拯救我的三明治。

>> 来自子弹。 [笑声]

我知道这没有多大意义。

>> 很有道理。

>> 钱德勒，这是本能。好的。我刚刚

就这么做了。所以，你冒着生命危险

为了一个三明治。我知道这听起来很疯狂，

但是钱德勒，这是世界上最棒的

三明治。 [笑声]

所以，你没有呃在我之前选择了罗斯？

>> 不，我永远不会那样做。你你

就像我的兄弟。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。事实上，是为了证明你

对我来说有多重要。

[笑声]

这里。

谢谢。哦，简单。这不是热狗。

这有多好？

[笑声]

>> 看到了吗？

>> 嗯。

>> 嘿。哦，伙计。你在干什么？

>> 我以为你是在向我展示我

对你有多重要。

>> 是的，咬了一口。

>> 天啊。嘿，如果我们的

鸭子和小鸡生了一个小宝宝，那不是很酷吗？我们

可以称它为查克

[笑声]

或迪克。

嘿，

>> 嘿，嘿。

>> 听着，我需要一个帮忙。嗯，我在

洗澡，当我清洁

自己时，我呃我我好吧，我感觉到了一些东西。

>> 是不是像打喷嚏一样更好？

>> 不，不，我的意思是我的意思是像我的

身体上的东西。

>> 那是什么？

>> 好吧，我不知道。这是它的一种

在一个我看不到的地方

。我希望

你们可以帮助我。

[笑声]

>> 来吧，你们。没什么大不了的。

死吧。

[笑声]

>> 哈？

>> 这是什么？是痣吗？

[笑声]

>> 不，它太皱了，不像是一颗痣。

>> 呃。是啥？一个疙瘩？

[笑声]

>> 不，它比粉刺更漂亮

。

瞧，罗斯，你为什么不去看

[笑声]

>> 好吧。好吧，冬天肯定还有两周

，

>> 对吧？时代广场。我们身处虚拟的

五彩纸屑中。

>> 孩子们，加油。

>> 然后孔雀咬了我。 [笑声]

请在午夜吻我。

你看到桑迪了吗？呃，我不知道如何

告诉你这个，但是呃，她在 Monica 的

卧室里和 Max，那个

科学家极客相处得很好。

哦，看看那个。我不知道如何

告诉你。 [笑声]

>> 大家，球掉下来了。

>> 什么？

>> 球正在滴水

[笑声]

>> 欢乐的时刻就在我们身边。

看来日期包问题

没有成功。

>> 每个人看起来都很高兴。我讨厌那样。

>> 并不是每个人都高兴。

>> 嘿，鲍比。

[笑声]

[欢呼]

>> 你知道，我呃只是想把

这个扔在这里。我不是数学奇才，但我确实

相信这里有三个女孩和三个

男孩。

>> 嗯。

>> 哦，今晚我不想亲吻任何人

。

我不能亲吻任何人。

>> 所以，我要亲吻每个人。

>> 不，不，不。你不能亲吻罗斯。那是

你的兄弟。

>> 哦，是的。

>> 哦，[笑声] 完美。完美的。所以，现在

除了我之外每个人都被吻了。全部

都对。有人吻我吧

>> 有人吻我。现在是午夜。

有人吻我。现在是午夜。这是

一场游戏。

[笑声]

>> 艾米丽的表弟把我赶了出去。

>> 什么？

>> 为什么？好吧，当您从妻子的表弟和

公寓时，您就会离婚，有时

处转租一套

表弟会突然想要回他的

公寓。好吧，

>> 你怎么能做到这一点？你没有签

租约吗？

>> 如果是家人，谁需要租约？

>> 嘿，你可以和我们一起住。我们会

处理它。

>> 绝对。任何你需要的东西，伙计。但是

你必须向我保证，当你感觉好一点的时候，你会让我们

知道

，这样我们就可以取笑你的头发。

>> 是的，[笑声]

>> 你明白了。好的。

>> 谢谢你们。我真的很感激

这一点。好的。我要再次收拾行李

。伙计，我最近

搬家的次数太多了。我开始

感觉自己像个游牧者。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 他以为你说走，内德。

[笑声]

>> 乔伊，请。

>> 抱歉。

孩子们好。嘿，想玩一下

桌上足球吗？

好的。不，不，不。我们必须将

桌子移到我的房间。是的，因为所有

个盒子。快点。

[笑声]

好吧。我有一个问题。

这是怎么回事？

再见小木偶乔伊手。

[笑声]

安静下来的事情。你是说这个吗？

嗯。 [笑声]

听着，我我不知道我还能承受多少

。你知道吗，他在我的《海滩救护队》磁带上录制了

，并播放了一些关于错误的节目

？ [笑声]

天啊。如果那是色情片怎么办？啊？

好吧，看吧。你知道，这可能

很困难，但是加油。是罗斯。我

和他一起熬过了大学。

>> 好吧，我想我可以再坚持

一点时间。我们来玩个游戏吧。

>> 好的。

是的。

呃，伙计们。

[笑声]

>> 好的。所以，他要离开这里了。

>> 嗯。

欢迎来到Ches Inn，Bing先生。那么，

您从哪里加入我们？

>> 纽约。

>> 纽约。

>> 抱歉。他有点受伤了。

我们必须在路上的每一个枫糖

站停下来。

>> 我把送给大家的礼物都吃了。

>> 对不起，Bing 先生。计算机中没有您的预订记录

。

>> 嗯，这是不可能的。您可以再检查一下

吗？

>> 请再检查一次。

[笑声]

>> 抱歉。它不在这里。

>> 不存在。

让我说清楚。我昨天致电

，试图取消我的

预订。被告知

不可退款。然后我们开了 6 个小时

才到达这里。现在你却告诉我

我们没有预订。

>> 我不知道该说什么。

>> 她不知道该说什么。

>> 只要给我们您拥有的最便宜的房间即可。

>> 不幸的是，我们

唯一可用的是我们的豪华套房。

费率为 600 美元。

>> 这太疯狂了。这太疯狂了。

伙计，我们开车回家吧。我们会在回来的路上去所有

枫糖店

，如果它们关门了，那么也许

我们会点击一棵树，自己制作一些

。

[笑声]

>> 那个房间有壁橱吗，我可以把他

锁在里面？

[笑声]

>> 我们会接受的。

>> 太棒了。

>> 但他们完全是在欺骗我们。

伙计，别担心。我知道

我们如何才能赚回您的钱。这是一家

不错的酒店。您知道，有很多

便利设施。我们只是加载这些。

喜欢那些苹果而不是拿一个。

嗯，我拿了六个。

>> 太棒了。一个苹果 100 美元，我们就到了。

[笑声]

>> 来吧。你你明白了。你知道，

我们很快就能赚回钱。

>> 伙计，你在发抖。

>> 我认为是糖。你能拿着

苹果吗？ [笑声]

>> 嗨，我是甜蜜 206 中的罗斯·盖勒。

嗯，我似乎忘记了一些

的事情。可以给你一些吗

件免费洗漱用品已送到我的

房间？

谢谢。好的。牙刷、牙膏、

剃须刀、漱口水、除臭剂、

牙线、创可贴、剃须膏、

剃须后，我感觉我忘记了

东西。嗯，还有什么东西

是我还没要求的

吗？ [笑声]

是的，继续吧。准备一些卫生棉条。

>> 你得到了什么？今日美国。

>> 不错。把它们和其他的放在一起。我

还多了两个苹果。

>> 我们还差四蒲式耳。

>> 天哪，我感觉自己还活着。我喜欢在

这个国家。

>> 还从餐厅购买了这些很棒的盐和胡椒

瓶。

>> 哦，这不太酷。

>> 老兄，这一切都不酷。

听着，钱德勒，你必须找到偷窃和拿走

界限。嗯，以

酒店欠你的东西之间的

为例，吹风机。不，不，不。但是

洗发水和护发素。哦，是的，是的，

是的。

现在，盐瓶是禁止使用的，

但盐

我希望我能仔细考虑一下。

[笑声]

>> 不过，我想我明白你的意思了。

就像灯是呃酒店一样，

但灯泡。

>> 哦，你已经明白了。

>> 我的朋友，这不是我第一次住酒店。

>> 好的。呃这个怎么样？

>> 不，不，不。您无法进行远程

控制。

>> 是的，但是电池。

[鼓掌]

>>谢谢。非常感谢。

>> 让我们用一些枫

糖果来庆祝吧。

>> 不。

>> 至少告诉我你在哪里击中了它。

>> 这是您的帐单副本。我们希望

您住得愉快。

>> 哦，我们做到了。而且您仍然拥有所有

灯。 [笑声]

哦，我没有考虑房税。

>> 哦，伙计，别担心。呃，我

发现了一张无人看管的女仆卡。我们在比赛中

遥遥领先。

[笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 什么？

>>

碗里有新东西。

>> 看，我们已经足够了。走开吧。

>> 哦，但我我想要我想要松果。

[笑声]

>> 外面就是一片森林。

>> 不一样。好的，快点走吧。

>> 走吧。去。

[欢呼]

>> 感谢您给我们带来愉快的住宿体验。

[欢呼]

>> 我的枫糖。

>> 死而复生。还是很棒的。

>> 是的。

嘿，你觉得我们让它成为双重

功能怎么样？

>> 你还有什么？

>> 《虎胆龙威 2》。[笑声]

>> 乔伊，这又是《虎胆龙威》。

>> 好吧，我们看了第二遍，

这也是《虎胆龙威》。

>> 乔伊，我们刚刚看到了它，

>> 很高兴再次看到它。

>> 是的，《虎胆龙威》。

>> 老兄，你没有说《虎胆龙威》。

一切都好吗？ [笑声]

>> 是的，我刚刚有了计划。

>> 嗯，约翰·姆兰有计划。

>> 不，你看，我想在乔伊工作完毕

离开这里

开始给大家打电话之前

>> 你在说什么，

[音乐]

>> [笑声]

[笑声]

[掌声]

>> 发生了什么？

>> 我不知道。 [笑声] 你

睡着了。仅此而已。

>> 是的。是的。是的。

>> 好的。好吧，呃，我最好走了。

>> 是的。我认为那是最好的。

好吧。我稍后再跟你谈。

>> 好的。但不是关于这个。

>> 不，从来没有。

>> 从来没有。

>> 那么，呃，呃，

>> 再见。

>> 没有触摸。没有触摸。

>> 会没事的，对吧？我的意思是，

她不会离开我。这是

，这是可以修复的。

>> 哦，

>> 是的。是的，当然。绝对地。

>> 我的。

>> 哦，不。

>> 不。不。

>> 好吧，除非你做出某种大的

手势。

>> 是的。虽然很大。

哦，这里想念

。

>> 我可以喝杯咖啡吗

>> 去吗？

莫妮卡，

>> 我还没有不想

和你说话。

>> 请告诉我需要做什么才能使

的事情正确。

>> 什么？

>> 嗯，这就是我们所做的。你知道，我

搞砸了，然后你告诉我如何解决

，然后我就这么做了，然后，你知道，你

又觉得我很可爱了。

[笑声]

我是

>> 真的，我真的厌倦了成为你的

关系导师。您需要

自己解决这个问题，

对吗？你知道吗？你太害怕

而不敢建立真正的关系，那么就不要

建立一段关系。

>> 好吧，我参加了测验，结果是

我确实把事业看得比男人重要。

[笑声]

站起来。

>> 什么？

>> 靠近我的座位。

>> 这是你的座位吗？因为

我坐在那里，

>>但后来你离开了。

>> 好吧，我又没去西班牙。

我去了洗手间。你知道我

回来了。

>> 有什么大不了的？坐在别的地方。

>> 重要的是我最后坐在那里

，所以这是我的座位。 [笑声]

>> 嗯，实际上，你

最后坐的地方就是那里。所以，

>> 你们知道吗？你知道吗？

没关系，因为你们都

要在

我头上的大静脉爆裂之前去穿好衣服。所以，

>> 好吧，罗斯。我只需要非常快地做一件

的事情。这不是什么大事

。起床。

>> 好吧，好吧。你知道吗？我们

都坐在椅子上。

>> 我没问题。

[笑声]

>> 我很舒服。

>> 我也是。事实上，我想我可能是一个

有点太舒服了。好的。

>> 好的。听着，我们还有 19 分钟，好吧，

钱德勒，我想让你去换衣服，

好吗？然后当你回来时，乔伊

会去换衣服，他会腾出

椅子。好的？好的。

>> 好的。美好的。我要去。但当我

回来时，我坐在椅子上，而我就是坐在椅子上的

人。

>> 好吧。你会注意到我是

穿戴整齐。我又注意到

你不是。

所以用 aa mil 的话说，滚出我的

椅子交易洞。

>> 好的。

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

[笑声]

>> 你在做什么？

>> 好吧，你说我必须给你

椅子。您没有看到任何有关

垫子的信息。

>> 坐垫是

椅子的精髓。

>> 没错。我正在吸取精华。

他会回来的。

哦，房间里没有人。

>> 我的内衣在哪里？哇，哇，哇，

>> 哇，哇。快点。快点。什么？你

拿走了他的内裤？

>> 他夺走了我的本质。

>> 好的，等一下，

>> 乔伊。为什么为什么你不能只穿你现在穿的

内衣？

>> 因为我现在没有穿任何内衣。

[欢呼]

>> 好的。嗯，那你为什么今晚必须穿

内衣？

>> 这是一件租来的礼服。好的。不会穿着另一个人的迷彩服去

突击队。

嗯，那么看来某人的

必须归还某人的

垫子。

>> 好吧，你把我的衣服藏起来。我将

做与你完全相反的事情。

你是什么？你要给我看

我的衣服吗？嘿嘿，对面

是对面。

[笑声]

他什么都没有。

>> [欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 好吧，伙计。这里是。

你把我的衣服藏起来了，我穿着

你拥有的一切。

哦天啊，

[笑声]

这与拿走

某人的内衣并不相反。

看着我。我是钱德勒。我可以

再穿一些衣服吗？

也许如果我不去突击队的话。

是的。

我告诉你，穿上这些

的东西会很热。我呃我最好不要做任何我

不知道的事情，弓步。

好的。好的。足够的。

冲刺就够了。不，我厌倦了这个。好的。

我和你们两个已经受够了。

你们谁都不能参加聚会。

天哪，真是个宝贝。

[音乐]

[英语]

[music] In what John Houston film would

you hear this line? Badges. We don't

need no stinking badges.

>> Treasure of Sarah Madre.

>> Correct. There's a POSSIBLE BACKWARDS

BONUS.

>> MADRE SIERRA THE OF TREASURE.

>> YES. [laughter]

>> I'd like to go up the ladder of chance

to the golden mud hut, please.

>> Wise choice. How many rungs?

>> Six.

[screaming]

>> That noise [laughter] can only mean one

thing.

>> Hungry monkey.

>> I'd like a Wicked Wango card.

>> Okay. [laughter] It's an audio question.

Name this television theme song.

>> Oh my god. Okay, I know this. Give me

Give ME A SECOND.

>> TELL IT TO TIME TURTLE.

>> SHUT UP. [laughter] I DREAM OF DREAMS.

>> YES. YES. You're back in the lead.

>> I'd like to spin the wheel.

[laughter]

>> Super speedy speed round.

>> Is there a hopping bonus?

>> Of course.

>> [laughter]

>> Who invented bif focals?

>> Ben Franklin.

>> Correct. Which monarch has ruled Great

Britain the longest?

>> Queen Victoria.

>> Correct again. But you forgot to switch

LEGS BETWEEN QUESTIONS, SO NO HOPPING

BONUS.

>> OH, EVERY TIME.

>> Now [laughter]

over to Chandler.

>> I'd like a Google card.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yes. No.

Google.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god. Congratulations, Ross,

because Chandler, you've been

bamboozled.

>> THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER.

>> WHAT I GOT GOING for the party so far,

liquor-wise,

get a lot of liquor.

>> Great. Great.

>> Okay. Now, uh, in terms of the invite

list, obviously I got you, me, and

Chandler, and I'm going to invite

Gunther because, well, we've been

talking about this pretty loud.

>> I'll be there.

Oh, listen. I know it's your party, but

I'd really like to limit the number of

museum geeks that are going to be there.

>> Yeah. Tell you what, let's not invite

any of the anthropologists. Okay. Just

the dinosaur dudes.

>> Okay. We need a six-ack of Zema.

>> Hey guys, what are you doing?

>> Oh, just planning my bachelor party with

my best man.

>> Yeah. Well, good luck trying to top the

last one.

>> Yeah. See, I don't think it's going to

be that difficult considering this one

won't take place in the basement of a

Pizza Hut.

>> Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for

the hut. I'm too good for the hut.

[laughter]

>> Look, I got to go pick up Ben. Uh,

everything so far sounds great, Joey.

Just remember, keep it on the mellow

side, okay? Just a couple of guys

hanging out playing poker. No strippers

or anything. Okay,

>> you got it.

>> Okay, see you later.

>> Yeah.

>> Have fun planning your mellow bachelor

party.

Well, there's going to be strippers

there. You didn't say anything about no

strippers. [laughter]

>> He just said no strippers. Oh,

>> I chose not to hear that.

>> Hey, listen, man. About the stripper.

>> Yeah.

>> Good call. [laughter]

>> Little announcement. Little

announcement.

I've decided that my best man is my best

friend, Gunther.

>> What's my last name?

Central Perk.

[laughter]

>> Thanks for not marrying Rachel.

>> Hey. Oh, hey, Gunther. Don't Don't

forget your shirt.

>> Hey. Hey. What are those? Got little

party favors. Check it out.

>> Wow. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.

>> A

little announcement. Just want everybody

to know that the position of my best man

is still open. And uh you know, so is

the position of the bride. [laughter]

>> Great.

>> Smooth, man. Yeah. You got some chili on

your neck.

>> Oh, I guess um good night.

>> Well, unless you uh unless you want to

hang around.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I'll let you play with my duck.

[laughter]

[music]

Hey,

stripper.

[laughter]

[music]

>> THE STRIPPER STOLE THE RING. THE

STRIPPER STOLE the ring. TAYLOR, GET UP.

GET UP. THE STRIPPER STOLE THE RING.

>> WHAT? The ring is gone.

>> Okay, this give me a minute to wake up

for this.

>> You lost the ring. You're the worst best

man ever.

>> Dude, this isn't funny. What am I going

to do? I go to sleep last night.

Everything's cool. I wake up THIS

MORNING. THE STRIPPER'S GONE. AND THE

ring is gone. You slept with the

stripper? Of course. Let me see what you

wrote about yourself. Oh,

>> Dr. Paleontology. Two kids. Wait a

second. You split with Carol because you

had different interests.

>> I think you split with Carol because you

had one very similar interest.

>> You know what? I'm going to finish this

later. Okay. Let me just grab my coat.

>> Okay.

Well, did you think you learned how to

do it in the last two minutes?

[laughter]

Maybe we finish this for him.

[laughter]

Also, I cloned a dinosaur in my lab.

[laughter]

She is now my girlfriend.

I don't care what society says. It's the

best sex I've ever had. [laughter]

And send.

>> No. No.

>> You can't do that to him. All right,

let's go. Dude, uh, I think you made it

clear you can't be trusted with the ball

inside the house

[laughter]

>> and send

to go, believe me. But unfortunately, I

have to. Oh, um, by the way, what's the

name of the girl you're dating?

>> Kristen Lang.

>> Bye.

>> [music]

>> Well, obviously only one of us can keep

dating her.

>> Obviously.

So, how do we decide?

>> Well, now let's let's look at this

objectively.

I think I should date her.

[laughter]

>> Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Or or I'm the one who

dates her.

That's interesting. But check this out.

I date her.

>> Yeah. Yeah. I like that. But just to go

in another direction.

>> Okay. Okay. This can go on for a while.

>> Yeah. Well, we should order some food

then.

>> No. Joey, [laughter]

>> look. Why don't Why don't we just let

her decide? Okay. Hey. Hey. We'll each

go out with her one more time and and

we'll see who she likes best.

>> That sounds fair.

>> Maybe I'll take her to that new French

restaurant down the street.

>> Hey, wait a second. Now look, we're

going to have to set a spending limit on

the date. I don't have the money to take

her to a fancy place like that.

>> Well, sorry. That's what I do on dates.

>> All right. Well, I guess I just have to

do what I do on dates. [laughter]

>> So, let's decide on a spending limit.

>> Yeah.

Uh,

a slice

[laughter]

$6.

>> I was thinking more like a hundred.

>> Okay.

>> Can I borrow $94?

[whistles]

>> [whistles]

[laughter]

>> Joey. Ma.

Joey.

Chandler. What are you still doing here?

I thought you guys took off.

>> Oh, no. No. No. SHE TOOK OFF WITH MY

CLOTHES. [laughter]

>> Are you naked in there?

>> Well, not exactly.

[laughter]

I'm wearing panties.

Huh?

you uh you always wear panties.

>> No, no, this is the first time.

>> Wow, talk about your bad luck. I mean,

the first time you try panties and

someone walks off with your clothes.

[laughter]

>> I was not trying them out. Susie asked

me to wear them.

>> Well, let me see.

>> No,

I'm not letting you or anybody else see

ever.

>> All right. All right.

Whoa,

someone's flossing.

[cheering]

>> Joey, some people don't like that.

>> Chandler's wearing panties.

>> What?

>> Let me see.

>> No, no, you don't have to see.

[laughter]

>> Hi, Tushy.

All

right. One of you give me your

underpants.

>> Oh, no. No. No. Can't help you. I'm not

wearing any.

>> How can you not be wearing any

underwear?

>> Oh, I'm getting heat from the guy in the

hot pink thong.

>> All right. Look, Ross. I'll give you $50

for your underpants.

Hey, [laughter]

[cheering]

Chandler.

Chandler, I saw what you were doing

through the window. I saw WHAT YOU WERE

DOING TO MY SISTER. NOW GET OUT OF HERE.

[laughter]

>> LISTEN, we had a good run. You know,

what was it? Four, five months. I mean,

that's more than most people have in a

lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.

Bye-bye then.

>> What are you doing?

>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.

>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.

Hold on.

>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro? [laughter]

What

the HELL ARE YOU DOING?

>> HEY, WHAT'S what's going on?

>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about

me and Monica.

[laughter]

Dude, he's right there.

>> I thought you WERE MY BEST FRIEND. THIS

IS MY SISTER. My best friend. And my

sister. I I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.

>> LOOK, we're not just messing around. I

love her, okay? I'm in love with her.

I'm so sorry that you had to find out

this way.

Sorry, but it's true. I I love him, too.

>> My best friend and my sister.

[cheering and applause]

I cannot believe this.

>> Oh, you guys want to probably get some

hugs in, too, huh? Big news.

No, that's okay. We've actually known

for a while.

[laughter]

>> What? What? What? You guys knew? You

>> You all knew and you didn't tell me?

>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.

Okay. We didn't know how you were going

to react.

>> You were worried about me.

You didn't know how I was going to

react.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay. All right. What do you say we all

uh clear out of here and let these two

love birds get back down to business?

[laughter]

>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He

He's the one doing your sister.

>> Chance to win my money back. Okay.

Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.

>> You serious?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Okay. Get ready to owe me.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Here we go. Ready?

Lord,

[laughter]

[cheering]

no no

one CAN BEAT ME.

>> [laughter]

>> SEE, NOW THAT'S WHY only the little fake

men are supposed to do the kicking.

[laughter]

>> What are you guys doing?

>> Try it. I can't feel a thing. [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Are you kidding?

This is packing.

>> We're taking a break

>> from

>> jumping on the bed.

>> All right. Rachel's party is in a couple

of hours and there's a lot to do. Now,

Ross, you've got Geller blood. You're in

charge of these yahoos.

>> You got it.

>> All right.

>> All right. She's right. We got to get

serious. Let's put styrofoam peanuts

down his pants and kick him.

Or you could just, you know,

[laughter]

what the hell are you doing? [laughter]

>> What the hell am I doing? You just broke

my fridge.

What? What? How do you know if How do

you know it's even broken? Oh, you think

I don't know what breaks my fridge?

[laughter]

Excuse me.

Well, what do you know? Broken.

That'll be $400.

[laughter]

>> Joey, I saw you push him.

[snorts]

>> You pushed him. [laughter]

>> Joey, I did not break this. Okay, that

has been broken for a while. [laughter]

>> Chen, remember I told you about our

fridge?

>> Uh-huh.

>> I still haven't gotten the check for

your half yet. [laughter]

Do not give him any money.

>> I'm not talking to you. YOU BROKE MY

FRIDGE.

>> I HAVE had enough of this. All right,

Gunther.

>> These guys are trying to take our seat.

>> Tell us these guys were here first.

>> Oh, sorry. Didn't realize.

>> There you go.

>> Thank you, Gunther. [laughter]

>> We didn't want to have to go and do

that.

>> [laughter]

>> He told on us.

>> You told on us.

>> Well, pal, you didn't give me much of a

choice.

[laughter]

>> Don't play with this thing.

>> I know.

[laughter]

>> All right,

let's take this outside.

[laughter]

>> Let's Let's take this outside.

Who talks like that?

The guy who's about to kick your ass

talks like that.

>> You had to ask.

>> Yeah.

[laughter]

>> Okay. Okay. Look. See, the thing is

we're we're not [laughter] going to

fight you guys.

>> Well, then here's the deal. You won't

have to so long as you never ever show

your faces in this coffee house ever

again.

>> I'd like to toast Ross and Emily. Of

course, my big toast will be tomorrow at

the wedding, so this is kind of my

little toast or or Melba toast, if you

will.

Okay.

I've [clears throat] known Ross for a

long time. In fact, I knew him when he

was going out with his first girlfriend,

and I thought things were really going

to work out for him until the day he

overinflated her.

[laughter]

Oh, dear God.

I'm sure we're all very excited. uh that

Ross and Emily are getting married at

Montgomery Hall. I mean to think my

friend getting married in Monty Hall.

Oh, come on. Monty Hall, LET'S MAKE A

DEAL. COME ON, YOU PEOPLE.

All right, forget it. Congratulations,

WLEY. [laughter]

[applause]

HEY, best man number two, Joey Triani.

Now, I'm not good with the jokes like

Chandler.

Dr.

>> It says to call this number if you're

not completely satisfied with this candy

bar.

[laughter]

>> Well, I'm not completely satisfied.

[laughter]

>> Listen, it's kind of an emergency. Well,

I guess you'd know that or we'd be in

the predicament room.

[laughter]

>> Hold on. Fill these out. Sit over there.

>> Look, look, look, look. I don't want to

make any trouble, okay? But I'm in a lot

of pain here, all right? My face is

dented.

>> Well, you'll have to wait your turn.

>> Well, how long do you think it'll be?

>> Any minute now.

>> No, no, no. I don't think you heard me.

Are you ready to party?

[laughter]

>> No.

Gandalf. Gandalf is coming to town.

>> Kathy's with her parents. I have nothing

to do. So, tomorrow we are partying with

Gandalf. Dude,

>> dude, we are so going to party.

>> Wow. Okay, dude alert.

[laughter]

>> And who is this guy?

>> Mike Gandalf Ganderson. Only like the

funnest guy in the world.

>> I'm going to call and get off work

tomorrow.

>> I'm going to call after you.

>> This is going to be so cool, dude. We

never party anymore.

[laughter]

>> All right. Were you guys smoking

something in the back of our van?

[laughter]

>> Really? And what do you mean we never

have fun anymore? You have fun with me?

Remember the time we saw those

strippers, then you paid me 50 bucks to

eat that book?

>> Joey, you are going to love this guy.

Gandalf is like the party wizard.

>> Well, why do you call him Gandalf?

>> Gandalf the wizard.

>> Hello. Didn't you read Lord of the Rings

in high school?

No, I had sex in high school.

>> All right. So, we'll get a little

coffee, we'll get energized, and we'll

head back out. Yeah.

>> All right. Okay.

>> So, we're having fun, right? We don't

need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of

clubs, talk to some strangers, and uh

after this, we'll go down to the docks

and see about that boat thing.

>> I'm kind of beat,

>> actually.

Me, too. [laughter]

>> You serious?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Thank God I'm exhausted.

>> So, you guys want coffees?

>> Yeah, but uh I don't want to be up too

late, so I'll have a decaf.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Actually, can I get some hot water with

a little lemon?

Hey, I strain my voice screaming in

there. Does it have to be so loud?

>> I [laughter] can't hear a word you're

saying. My ears are ringing so bad. I'm

just glad I brought that extra pair of

socks. You know, I used them as mittens.

I didn't want to touch a thing in that

last play. [laughter]

How sad are we?

I know.

You know what? We're not sad. We're not

sad. We're just not 21 anymore. You

know, I'm 29 years old, damn it. And I

want to sit in a comfortable chair and

watch television and go to sleep at a

reasonable hour.

>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. And I like to

hang out in a quiet place where I could

talk to my friends.

>> Yeah.

>> And so what if I like to go home, throw

on some Kenny G, and take a bath?

[laughter]

>> We're 29. We're not women.

>> Very glad that you saved Ross when the

car backfired, but it could have been a

bullet. And you, you know, you didn't

try to save me.

>> Oh, you're upset because you think I

chose Ross over you. No, I knew you

could take care of yourself. You know, I

mean, Ross, he needs help. He's not

street like us.

>> What it comes down to is you would risk

your life for Ross before you would for

me. That's the bottom line.

>> No, not exactly. All right. Look, I I

wasn't trying to save Ross,

okay?

My sandwich was next to Ross. All

right.

I I was trying to save my sandwich.

>> From a bullet. [laughter]

I know it doesn't make much sense.

>> Much sense.

>> Chandler, it was instinct. OKAY. I JUST

went for it. So, you risked your life

for a sandwich. I know it sounds crazy,

but Chandler, this is the greatest

sandwich in the world. [laughter]

So, you didn't uh choose Ross before me?

>> No, I would never do that. You You're

like my brother.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. In fact, to prove how much you

mean to me.

[laughter]

Here.

Thanks. Oh, easy. It's not a hot dog.

How good is that?

[laughter]

>> See?

>> Mhm.

>> Hey. Oh, dude. What are you doing?

>> I thought you were showing me how much I

mean to you.

>> Yeah, with a bite.

>> Jeez. Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our

duck and our chick had a little baby? We

could call it Chuck

[laughter]

or Dick.

Hey,

>> hey, hey.

>> Listen, I I need a favor. Um, I was in

the shower and as I was cleansing

myself, I uh I I Well, I felt something.

>> Was it like a sneeze only better?

>> No, no, I mean I mean like a thing on my

body.

>> What was it?

>> Well, I I don't know. It's It's kind of

in a place that's not It's not visually

accessible to me. And I was Hoping maybe

you guys could could help me out.

[laughter]

>> Come on, you guys. It's no big deal.

Just die.

[laughter]

>> Huh?

>> What is it? Is it a mole?

[laughter]

>> No, it's too wrinkly to be a mole.

>> Ew. Is it what? A pimple?

[laughter]

>> No, it's

fancier than a pimple.

Look, Ross, why don't you just go see a

[laughter]

>> Okay. Well, it's definite two more weeks

of winter,

>> right? Time Square. We're in a virtual

confetti.

>> Go kids.

>> And then the peacock bit me. [laughter]

Please kiss me at midnight.

You seen Sandy? Uh, I don't know how to

tell you this, but uh, she's in Monica's

bedroom getting it on with Max, that

scientist geek.

Oh, look at that. I didn't know how to

tell you. [laughter]

>> Everybody, the ball is dropping.

>> What?

>> The ball is dripping

[laughter]

>> and the moment of joy is upon us.

Looks like that no date pack thing

worked out.

>> Everybody looks so happy. I hate that.

>> Not everybody's happy.

>> Hey, Bobby.

[laughter]

[cheering]

>> You know, I uh just thought I'd throw

this out here. I'm no math wiz, but I do

believe there are three girls and three

guys right here.

>> Mhm.

>> Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone

tonight.

I can't kiss anyone.

>> So, I'm kissing everyone.

>> No, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. That's

your brother.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Oh, [laughter] perfect. Perfect. So, now

everybody's getting kissed but me. All

right. Somebody kiss me.

>> SOMEBODY KISS ME. IT'S MIDNIGHT.

SOMEBODY KISS ME. IT'S MIDNIGHT. IT'S

ONE GAME.

[laughter]

>> Emily's cousin kicked me out.

>> What?

>> Why? Well, when you're subletending an

apartment from your wife's cousin and

then you get a divorce, sometimes the

cousin suddenly wants his apartment

back. Well,

>> how can you do that? Didn't you sign a

lease?

>> Who needs a lease when it's family?

>> Hey, you can stay with us. We'll take

care of it.

>> Absolutely. Anything you need, man. But

you have to promise me you will let us

know the second you are feeling better

so that we can make fun of your hair.

>> Yeah, [laughter]

>> you got it. Okay.

>> Thanks you guys. I really appreciate

this. All right. I'm going to get

packing again. Man, I've been moving

around so much lately. I'm beginning to

feel like a nomad.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> He thought you said go, Ned.

[laughter]

>> Joey, please.

>> Sorry.

Hello children. Hey, want to play some

foosball, please?

Okay. No, no, no. We have to move the

table into my room. Yeah, because of all

the boxes. Come on.

[laughter]

All right. I have one question. What is

the deal with this?

Bye-bye little puppet joey hand.

[laughter]

The quiet down thing. You mean this?

Mhm. [laughter]

Look, I I I don't know how much more of

this I can take. Did you know he taped

over my Baywatch tape with some show

about bugs? [laughter]

My god. What if that had been porn? Huh?

All right, look. You know, this may be

tough, but come on. It's Ross. I

survived college with him.

>> All right, I guess I can hold out a

little longer. Let's have a game.

>> Okay.

Yes.

Uh, fellas.

[laughter]

>> Okay. So, he's out of here.

>> Mhm.

Welcome to the Ches Inn, Mr. Bing. So,

where are you joining us from?

>> New York.

>> The Big Apple.

>> I'm sorry. He's a little bit wound up.

We had to stop at every maple candy

stand on the way here.

>> I ate all my gifts for everybody.

>> I'm sorry, Mr. Bing. There's no record

of your reservation in the computer.

>> Well, that's impossible. Can you check

again, please?

>> Check again, please.

[laughter]

>> I'm sorry. It's not here.

>> Not there.

Let me get this straight. I called

yesterday to try to cancel my

reservation. Was told it's not

refundable. Then we drove 6 hours all

the way up here. And now you're telling

me that we don't have a reservation.

>> I don't know what to say.

>> She doesn't know what to say.

>> Just give us the cheapest room you have.

>> Well, unfortunately, the only thing we

have available is our deluxe suite. The

rate is $600.

>> That's insane. It is totally insane.

Dude, let's drive home. We'll hit all

the maple candy stores on the way back

and if if they're closed then maybe

we'll we'll tap a tree and make some

ourselves.

[laughter]

>> Does that room have a closet I can lock

him in?

[laughter]

>> We'll take it.

>> Great.

>> But they are totally ripping us off.

Dude, don't worry about it. I know how

we can make your money back. This is a

nice hotel. You know, plenty of

amenities. We just load up on those.

Like those apples instead of taking one.

Um, I take six.

>> Great. At $100 an apple, we're there.

[laughter]

>> Come on. You You get the idea. You know,

we'll make our money back in no time.

>> Dude, you're shaking.

>> I think it's the sugar. Could you hold

the apple? [laughter]

>> Hi, this is Ross Geller in sweet 206.

Um, I seem to have forgotten a couple of

things. Could Could you have some

complimentary toiletries sent up to my

room?

Thank you. Okay. Toothbrush, toothpaste,

razor, mouthwash, deodorant, dental

floss, band-aids, shaving cream, after

shave, and I feel like I'm forgetting

something. Um, is there anything else

you have that I haven't asked for

already? [laughter]

Yeah, go ahead. Set up some tampons.

>> What'd you get? USA Today.

>> Nice. Put them with the others. And I

also got two more apples.

>> We're four short of a bushel.

>> God, I feel so alive. I love being in

the country.

>> Also got these great salt and pepper

shakers from the restaurant.

>> Oh, that's not cool.

>> Dude, none of this is cool.

Look, Chandler, you you have to find the

line between stealing and and taking

what the hotel owes you. Um, for

example, a haird dryer. No, no, no. But

shampoos and conditioners. Oh, yes, yes,

yes.

Now, the the salt shaker is off limits,

but the salt

I wish I'd thought this through.

[laughter]

>> I think I get what you mean, though.

Like the the lamp is uh is the hotels,

but the bulbs.

>> Oh, you you already got that.

>> Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.

>> Okay. Uh how about this?

>> No, no, no. You can't take the remote

control.

>> Yes, but the batteries.

[applause]

>> Thank you. Thank you very much.

>> Let's Let's celebrate with some maple

candy.

>> No.

>> At least tell me where you hit it.

>> Here's your copy of the bill. We hope

you enjoyed your stay.

>> Oh, we did. And you still have all your

lamps. [laughter]

Oh, I didn't factor in the room tax.

>> Oh, dude, don't worry about it. Uh, I

found an unattended maid's card. We're

way ahead of the game.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> What?

>> There's There's something new in the

bowl.

>> Look, we have enough. Just walk away.

>> Oh, but I I want I want the pine cones.

[laughter]

>> There's a forest right outside.

>> It's not the same. Okay, go quick.

>> Go. GO.

[cheering]

>> Thank you for a delightful stay.

[cheering]

>> My maple candy.

>> Die hard. Still great.

>> Yeah.

Hey, what do you say we make it a double

feature?

>> What else you in?

>> Die Hard 2. [laughter]

>> Joey, this is Die Hard one again.

>> Well, we watched it a second time and

it's Die Hard, too.

>> Joey, we just saw it and

>> and it would be cool to see it again.

>> Yeah, Die Hard.

>> Dude, you didn't say Die Hard.

Is everything okay? [laughter]

>> Yeah, I just got I got plans.

>> Well, John Mlan had plans.

>> No, you see the thing is I want to get

out of here before Joey gets all worked

up and starts calling everybody

>> What are you talking about,

[music]

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

[applause]

>> What happened?

>> I don't know. [laughter] You fell

asleep. That is all.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> All right. Well, uh, I better go.

>> Yeah. I think that would be best.

All right. I'll talk to you later.

>> Okay. But not about this.

>> No, never.

>> Never.

>> So, uh, uh,

>> bye.

>> No touch. No touch.

>> It's going to be okay, right? I mean,

she's not going to leave me. This is

this is fixable.

>> Oh,

>> yeah. Yeah, sure. Absolutely.

>> By me.

>> Oh, no.

>> No. No.

>> Well, unless you make some kind of big

gesture.

>> Yeah. Big though.

Oh The misses

here.

>> Can I Can I get a coffee

>> to go?

Monica,

>> I'm I'm still not done not wanting to

talk to you.

>> Just tell me what I need to do to make

things right.

>> What?

>> Well, that's what we do. You know, I I

mess up and then you tell me how to fix

it and then I do and then, you know, you

think I'm all cute again.

[laughter]

I'm

>> really I'm really tired of being your

relationship tutor. You're going to have

to figure this one out for yourself,

right? You know what? You're too afraid

to be in a real relationship, then don't

be in one.

>> All right, I took the quiz and it turns

out I do put career before men.

[laughter]

Get up.

>> What?

>> Near my seat.

>> How is this your seat? Cuz

I was sitting there,

>> but then you left.

>> Well, it's not like I went to Spain.

I went to the bathroom. You knew I was

coming back.

>> What's the big deal? Sit somewhere else.

>> The big deal is I was sitting there

last, so it's my seat. [laughter]

>> Well, actually, the last place you were

sitting was in there. So,

>> you guys, you know what? You know what?

It doesn't matter because you both have

to go get dressed before the big vein in

my head pops. So,

>> all right, Ross. I just have to do one

thing really quickly. It's not a big

deal. Get up.

>> All right, fine. You know what? We'll

both sit in the chair.

>> Fine with me.

[laughter]

>> I'm so comfortable.

>> Me, too. In fact, I think I might be a

little too comfortable. All right.

>> Okay. Look, we have 19 minutes, okay,

Chandler, I want you to go and change,

okay? And then when you come back, Joey

will go change and he'll have vacated

the chair. Okay? Okay.

>> All right. Fine. I'm going. But when I

GET BACK, IT'S CHAIR SITTING AND I'M THE

GUY who's sitting in a chair.

>> All right. You will notice that I am

fully dressed. I in turn have noticed

that you are not.

So in the words of aa mil get out of my

chair dealhole.

>> Okay.

[cheering]

[applause]

[laughter]

>> What are you doing?

>> Well, you said I had to give you the

chair. You didn't see anything about the

cushions.

>> The cushions are the essence of the

chair.

>> That's right. I'm taking the essence.

He'll be back.

Oh, there's nobody in the room.

>> Where's my underwear? Whoa, whoa, whoa,

>> whoa, whoa. Come on. Come on. What? You

took his underwear?

>> He took my essence.

>> Okay, hold on,

>> Joey. Why Why can't you just wear the

underwear you're wearing now?

>> Cuz I'm not wearing any underwear now.

[cheering]

>> Okay. Um, then why do you have to wear

underwear tonight?

>> It's a rented tux. Okay. Not going to go

commando in another man's fatigues.

Well, then it looks like somebody's

going to have to give somebody back his

cushions.

>> Okay, you hide my clothes. I'm going to

do the exact opposite to you.

What are you What are you going to show

me my clothes? Hey, opposite

is opposite.

[laughter]

He's got nothing.

>> [cheering]

[applause]

>> Okay, buddy boy. Here it is.

You hide my clothes, I'm wearing

everything you own.

Oh my god,

[laughter]

that is so not THE OPPOSITE OF TAKING

SOMEBODY'S UNDERWEAR.

Look at me. I'm Chandler. Could I be

wearing any more clothes?

Maybe if I wasn't going commando.

Yeah.

I'll tell you, it's hot with all this

stuff on. I uh I better not do any I

don't know, lunges.

Okay. Okay. Enough. Enough with the

lunging. No, I'm sick of this. Okay.

I've had up to here with you two.

Neither of you can come to the party.

Jeez, what a baby.

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
bamboozled /bæmˈbuːzəld/ B2	verb - 欺骗或混淆某人
stripper /ˈstrɪpər/ A2	noun - 为娱乐而脱衣服的人
mellow /ˈmɛloʊ/ B1	adjective - 平静、温和、放松的
bachelor /ˈbætʃələr/ A2	noun - 未婚男子
anthropologists /ænθrəˈpɒlədʒɪsts/ B2	noun - 研究人类文化和社会的专家
dinosaur /ˈdaɪnəsɔːr/ A2	noun - 中生代时期的大型已灭绝爬行动物
paleontology /ˌpeɪliɒnˈtɒlədʒi/ C1	noun - 研究化石和古代生命形式的学科
clone /kloʊn/ B1	verb - 创建某物的精确遗传副本
toast /toʊst/ A2	noun - 祝贺或荣誉的演讲
wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ A1	noun - 两个人结婚的仪式
best man /bɛst mæn/ A1	noun - 婚礼上新郎的男性助手
party /ˈpɑːrti/ A1	noun - 为了娱乐或庆祝而举行的社交聚会
invite /ɪnˈvaɪt/ A2	verb - 邀请某人参加活动
geeks /giːks/ A2	noun - 对特定主题，尤其是技术非常感兴趣的人
favor /ˈfeɪvər/ A2	noun - 给予某人的善行或礼物

重点语法结构

• We don't need no stinking badges.

  ➔ 双重否定

  ➔ “don't”是与动词“need”一起使用的否定助动词，“no”再加一次否定，形成了双重否定。

• I'd like to go up the ladder of chance to the golden mud hut, please.

  ➔ 使用 "would like" + 动词原形的礼貌请求

  ➔ 短语 "I'd like"（即 "I would like" 的缩写）是一种礼貌表达愿望的方式，后面接动词不定式 "to go"。

• I don't care what society says.

  ➔ 否定动词 + 内容从句

  ➔ 否定动词 "don't" 后接动词原形 "care"，再跟一个内容从句 "what society says" 作为宾语。

• I think I should date her.

  ➔ 情态动词 "should" 表示建议

  ➔ "should" 位于 "I think" 之后，用来表达建议："I think "should" [动词]"。

• I had forgotten a couple of things.

  ➔ 过去完成时

  ➔ 助动词 “had” 加上过去分词 “forgotten” 构成过去完成时，表示某动作在另一个过去时间点之前已经完成。

• I am wearing panties.

  ➔ 用于临时状态的现在进行时

  ➔ “am” + 现在分词 “wearing” 表示正在进行的动作，描述一种暂时的状态。

• I can't hear a word you're saying.

  ➔ 表示无能力的情态动词 "can't"

  ➔ “can’t”（cannot）表示无法，后面接动词原形 “hear” 以及宾语从句 “a word you're saying”。

• You can't take the remote control.

  ➔ 表示禁止的情态动词 "can't"

  ➔ 这里的 “can’t” 表示禁止：不允许拿遥控器。

• We'll take it outside.

  ➔ 使用 "will" 的一般将来时

  ➔ “will” + 动词原形 “take” 构成一般将来时，表示对近期将要发生的行动的决定。