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[中文]

天啊。

[鼓掌]

>> 你到底在做什么？你把我

吓坏了。

>> 那是蛋糕吗？

>> 是的。是的。我喝了柠檬汁。

>> 来吧。她随时都会到这里。

希望一切顺利。

>> 生日快乐，裴。

>> 好吧，也许我们可以用

一朵玫瑰制作一只蜜蜂。

>> 是的，我们将使用我们特殊的蛋糕

工具。

>> 好吧，发生了什么事？

[鼓掌]

>> 天哪，太棒了。

>> 希望您住得愉快。

>> 哦，我们做到了。而且您仍然拥有所有

灯。

我没有考虑房税。

>> 哦，伙计，别担心。呃，我

发现了一张无人看管的女仆卡。我们

遥遥领先。

>> 天啊。

>> 什么？

>>

碗里有新东西。

>> 看，我们已经够了。走开吧。

>> 不，但我我想要我想要松果。

>> 外面就是一片森林。

>> 不一样。好的，快点走吧。

感谢您给我们带来愉快的住宿体验。

>> 我的枫糖

家人今天聚集在这里庆祝

罗斯和

艾米丽的欢乐结合。现在，罗斯，跟我重复一遍。我

罗斯，

>> 我罗斯，带你走，艾米丽。带你走吧，

雷切尔。

>> 艾米丽。

艾米丽。

我可以继续吗？

>> 呵呵说的是瑞秋吧？你认为我

应该去那里吗？

>> 是的。是的，继续吧。我认为我们最好重新开始

。

>> 是的。罗斯，跟我重复一遍。我，罗斯。

>> 我，罗斯。

>> 带着艾米丽。

以艾米丽为例。

就像还有其他人一样思考。

>> 作为我在疾病和

健康中合法结婚，直到死亡离我们而去。作为我

合法结婚的妻子，无论疾病还是健康，

直到死亡将我们分开。真的吗？我

愿意。艾米丽，

你有戒指。

艾米丽，将这枚戒指戴在罗斯的手指上

，作为你们永恒纽带的象征。

罗斯，将这枚戒指放在艾米丽的手上

是永远围绕着您

的爱的象征。

>> 很高兴。

罗斯和艾米丽已经做出了

声明，我

很高兴宣布他们为丈夫和

妻子。

你可以亲吻新娘。

这比他与

女同性恋结婚时更糟糕。

[音乐]

>> 保持微笑。

>> 好的。

>> 嗯，进展顺利。是的。

>> 情况可能更糟。他本可以

开枪射杀她。

那呃，这很有趣，不是

吗？

我来这里参加罗斯·盖勒的追悼会

。

>> 科里。科里·韦斯顿。

>> 是的。

>> 你看起来棒极了。

>> 而你是

>> 钱德勒。钱德勒·邦。而且我不是

同性恋。我根本不是同性恋。

>> 不过你已经结婚了。

>> 别听他的。他的心情真的

很糟糕。

>> 我不敢相信罗斯已经走了。

真是太悲伤了。我不知道罗斯和你

如此亲密。

>> 哦，我们没有。但我们一起上了一堂课

。他是一个很棒的人，他

非常热情地谈论科学。

>> 我一直记得他。

>> 我相信这对他来说意义重大。

如果天堂有一扇门，我确信他

将耳朵贴在门上，

专心聆听。

>> 我多次想给他打电话

并约他出去。我想我真的

错过了机会。

>> 哦，你没有。

我还活着。

>> Cory，我知道这对你来说是一个很大的惊喜

。说来话长，但你刚才说的

件事确实让我很开心。

我的意思是，你在这里的事实对我来说

比这个房间

挤满了人更有意义。

>> 你这个变态。谁这样做？我不敢

相信我爱上了你。

你听到了吗？科里·韦斯顿对我有

迷恋。

>> 这条路已经通了。所以这是

。

>> 你刚刚打破了散热器吗？

>> 不，不。我正在转动旋钮，

就在这里。

>> 好吧，把它放回去。

呃，它不会再回去了。

>> 呼叫超级。来，让我试试。

>>哦。哦，是这样。我忘记了

你熔化金属的能力。

>> 嘿，这是滑稽的表弟。不好笑。你好，

特里格先生。大家好，我是楼上

的 Rachel Green。是的，有人呃打破了散热器上的

旋钮，这里真的很热

。

是的，现在已经足够热了，可以烘烤

饼干。

好吧，好吧，你认为我们可以有一个

新的 6 个吗？

>> 什么？不，不，星期二。我们等不及

直到星期二。今晚我们要举办派对

。

>> 好的。给男人小费。

>> 不。如果他不喜欢我们的饼干，那也不好

。我不会被勒索。

>> 看，如果最坏的情况变得更糟，它会变得

有点温暖。我们将其称为主题

派对。

>> 嘿，这是一个主题。进来吧。像培根一样生活

。

>> 嘿，

>> 怎么了？

你知道。我的天啊。

>> 你的牙齿怎么了？

>> 我把它们美白了。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。你怎么认为？

>> 好吧，我想我不应该直接看

他们。

>> 来吧。严重地。

>> 如果它们真的真的

是白色的怎么办？

>> 是的。你的老人类

牙齿出了什么问题？

我确实让凝胶停留的时间比它说的要长一点

。

>> 还要多久？

>> 呃，一天。

>> 您知道今晚是您与

希拉里的约会。

>> 我知道。嗯，这就是我这么做的原因。来吧

。他们真的那么糟糕吗？

>> 不，不，不，不。你你会没事的。

希拉里是盲人，对吧？

>> 她会在今晚之后。

>> 哦，嘿。嘿，拉。呃，你注意到

什么了吗？

>> 是的，你的牙齿。是的，我从

外面看到了他们。

[音乐]

好吧，也许这会让你的牙齿

看起来不那么白。

>> 不。

不。好吧，呃，不起作用的颜色

是蓝色、黄色、绿色、红色、黑色、

白色、橙色和紫色。

>> 我不知道我要做什么。

日期大约一小时后开始。

>> 嘿，罗斯。也许如果你的皮肤

更浅，你的牙齿就不会看起来那么

明亮。

>> 哦，太棒了。所以，我需要做的就是获得

一些新皮肤。谢谢。

>> 只是说如果你化一点

的妆。

>> 哇，哇，哇。我们不再是13岁了。

>> Russ，这是

唯一有机会工作的事情。

>> 但她不会注意到我化了妆吗？

>> 请。那里一半的人化了

妆。

>> 什么？

>> 一半的人。我的意思是，但试试

看看吧。

>> 不，我没有化妆。

>> 你好。哦，很好。罗斯，你能为我贴一些

传单吗？

>> 不，达蒙。达蒙.

>> 在那之后，除了

成为一名厨师我还能做什么？

>> 嗯。

>> 不久的将来，我希望能开设自己的

餐厅。 M

>> 你知道，你是一位非常出色的

倾听者。大多数和我一起出去的男人，他们

只是说啊说。

>> 过了一会儿，就好像闭上了你的

嘴。你知道，

>> 我可能说得太多了。为什么

我们不谈谈你呢？

>> 来吧。我想知道。

>> 好的。我嗯，我来自长岛。我呃

来到这座城市上大学。嗯我呃我

有一个5岁的儿子，我在

业余时间我喜欢读间谍小说。

但是让我们更多地谈谈你。 H

>> 我今晚过得很开心。

>> 你知道，我很少在第一次约会时就与某人

联系这么多。

>> 我也没有。

我也度过了一段非常愉快的时光，你

知道。

>> 你要吃那个面包吗？

>> 哦，我只是喜欢这个味道。

>> 你让我发笑。

>> 您想搬到

沙发上吗？

>> 嗯。

>> 也许我会把灯调暗一点

。

一路怎么样？

好的。

>> 哇。很酷的海报。或者我应该说绝妙的

海报。

那么，呃，

我们说到哪儿了？

[鼓掌]

>> 那是你的牙齿吗？噢，

你你你能看到他们，是吧？

>> 是的，它们非常白。

>> 是的，我是为了你才这么做的。

>> 你怎么了？

>> 我怎么了？你有一盏

黑光。现在是 1999 年。

>> 但我在电话里告诉过你，我

没有时间停下来。

>> 好吧，你不必停下来。我是

隐形的。我不在这里。

>> 是的，但我不知道

谁批准了该订单？好吧，这个办公室里没有

马克·罗宾逊。给我打电话

马克。我爱马克。你

认识马克吗？是的。

>> 好吧，让我检查一下我这里有什么

。好的。请注意，038 是

，而不是此分数的数字。 038 是

亚特兰大。

>> 胡椒。

>> 对我来说没有。

对不起。正如我所说，商店

号码是错误的，我很抱歉，但是

天哪。

>> 好的。

>> 哦，是的。哦，是的。

>> 对不起。对不起。我会让

给您回电。我的

办公室里有 shmp。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 抱歉，但是嗯嘿。哦，有人

挂断电话了。在火边喝杯

葡萄酒怎么样？如果

你也许我们应该走了，我会再次开始。

>> 不，你们真的不必

去。我们聊完了。

>> 来吧。听着，我知道你必须怎么做。

>> 不，你没有。罗斯，想象一下

你自己想到的

最糟糕的事情。现在，如果

你在

这个世界上最信任的一个人不仅也这么认为他们，而且

实际上用他们作为不与你

在一起的理由，你会有什么感觉？

>> 不，但是你看，尽管发生了这些事情，我还是想和你在一起

。

哦，好吧，这就是

你的伟大之处，罗斯。我说别走。

>> 你知道吗？你知道吗？如果如果

事情恰恰相反，

没有任何你可以放在清单上的东西

会让我不想

和你在一起。

>> 好吧，那我想这就是我们之间的差异

。看吧，上帝从来不会列出一个清单。

[音乐]

那是什么？

>> 我认为这是垂死的猫游行。

>> 听起来像是从

街对面传来的。

>> 天啊。

>> 什么？

>> 你知道罗斯

在我们的婚礼上要做的事情吗？昨天他和我一起出去玩

，他转向我

，他说，“你有一半苏格兰血统，

，对吧？”

>> 不，没有办法不成为罗斯。

[音乐]

为什么你的家人是苏格兰人？

>> 为什么你的家人是罗斯？

>> 你不能播放我们的婚礼。我的意思是，

每个人都会离开。我的意思是，来吧。

那只是噪音。

这甚至不是一首歌。

如果你仔细听的话，我认为

这是通过给帮派打电话来庆祝。

[音乐]

>> 嗯，我感觉像零食。

>> 你想要一些脆饼吗？就像你一样

苏格兰人。

>> 哦，不用了，谢谢。我不喜欢任何来自我的苏格兰血统的

。什么？

好吧，只是我全家都被

苏格兰。

维京人赶出了

>> 嗯，在我看来，你的家族

准备好重新发现其苏格兰

根源。

>> 婚礼上不能吹风笛。

>> 你是怎么知道的？

>> 我们听到你从

公寓一路演奏。

>> 你是报警的人吗？

>> 现在这并不重要。

重要的是，虽然我们欣赏

这一举动，但我们只是觉得

烟斗包不适合我们的婚礼。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 因为我们讨厌他们。

>> 只要给我一个机会为您执行

，然后决定您

想要的内容。我也不会告诉你我要播放哪首

歌曲，但是呃

这么说吧，当一切结束时，我敢打赌

将会有一点庆祝活动。

记住，

我还在学习。

[音乐]

>> 1 2 3 4

[掌声]

[音乐]

你知道这首歌。一起唱吧

[音乐]

[掌声]

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所以，

>> 不。

[音乐]

>> 哦，这不是很好吗？如此安静。我可以

躺在这里一整天。

>> 哦，不。

>> 打开窗帘。打开你的窗帘。

>> 很高兴我们有相邻的房间。

太阳出来了。

>> 嘿，还记得我吃玉米的时候吗？

>> 好的，听着。你去游泳池

预订椅子，我去拿

杂志和乳液。

>> 呃，女士们，罗斯的演讲还有 45

分钟。

>> 该死的。

>> 伙计们，墙很薄。

>> 然后我们必须权衡

最近的 MRI 扫描和 DNA 测试的数据。

这对从多年的简单碳

提出了质疑。

约会中收集的信息

>> 那个坐在泳池边的女人

晒黑了

>> 材料

都是皮革状的，有皱纹。我很

嫉妒。

>> 最后，考虑最近发现的大量新

物种。

巨龙、

阿根廷龙、

>> 更不用说冷龙了。

这只是食草动物。我什至不打算讨论食肉动物

。

他们的头已经太大了，考虑到他们

很讽刺。

大脑发育不良，这

[笑声]

>> 真的吗？

>> 这是两盒节日

杏仁饼。

我代表美国布朗尼家族，

向你们致敬。

请稍等，查理。你没有

反手。

>> 对不起，小家伙。我的反手非常

扎实。

>> 像

女孩一样遮住脸尖叫并不是反手。

>> 我像海军陆战队员一样尖叫

。

好的，就到这里。看我执行

冠军赛的三个 P。功率、

精度和补丁。

你弄断了一个小女孩的腿。

>> 我知道。我感觉很可怕。好的。在这里

说一个布偶昨晚在芝麻街

上被打了。

你当时在 Kenish 附近的什么地方？

>> 你不想被看到和我在一起吗？

>> 什么？不，我当然知道。

他们走了吗？

>> 呃，不。他们还在这里。但我想

我就要离开了。

>> 什么？不，不，等等。什么？

你是对的。这太愚蠢了。谁在乎

人们的想法？我的意思是，我们彼此喜欢

，对吗？这没有什么问题

。

来吧，

伯特。莉迪亚、梅尔，

>> 这是伊丽莎白。

>>嗨。

>> 你不是在上我的流行文化课吗？

>> 没错，莉迪亚。伊丽莎白是一名

学生，呃我们正在约会，你可能会

对此皱眉，但我们不会再

隐藏它。

你被解雇了。

什么？他们会解雇你。你

不能和学生约会。这违反了

规则。真的吗？这不仅仅是令人皱眉

。

>> 是一个错误。我犯了一个错误。好的。

>> 错误？你想把

放进去做什么？她的钱包。

在哪里？他把它放在哪里了？

>> 罗斯，你和另一个女人发生了性关系。

>> 天啊。

>> 天哪。我知道肯定出了什么问题

，因为昨天

我的指甲都没有长出来。

>> 是的。好吧，我猜他们吵架了，

他喝醉了。

>> 你们知道这件事，但没有

告诉我们。

>> 他发生了性关系，我们的脑袋受到了打击。

>> 你知道吗？我要你离开。让

离开这里。出去吧。不，我知道。我

想留下来。我想谈谈这个。

>> 好的。好的。她怎么样？

>> 呃哦。

>> 什么

>> 她好吗？

>> 不要回答这个问题。

>> 我知道。她说你想谈谈

。我们来谈谈吧。

她怎么样？

>> 她是

>> 太糟糕了。

>> 她不好。不好。

>> 没有什么能与你相比。

她她与众不同。哦。

>> 呃。

>> 好。不同的。

>> 没有人喜欢改变。

>> 我们应该做点什么吗？

>> 是的。永远不要欺骗雷切尔。

>> 对不起。好的。对不起。我

对自己感到厌恶，然后今天

早上我感到非常沮丧

，然后我收到了你的消息，我非常

高兴，我想要的就是尽快让她

离开我的公寓。

>> 哇哦，哇哦，哇哦。等一下。

>> 你的小朋友几点离开的？

>> 天啊。她就在那儿。

>> 她还在那里。当我在那里时，她也在里面

。

问你。

>> 听着。哦，嘿。嘿，重要的

事情是她对

我来说毫无意义。

>> 然而，她值得危及我们的

关系。

>> 看，我不认为有

关系会受到危害。我以为我们

分手了。

>> 我们正在休息。

>> 据我所知，这可能会永远持续

。这对我来说就是分手。

>> 你认为你会在技术细节上摆脱

吗？

>> 我并没有试图摆脱任何事情，

好吗？我以为我们的关系已经

结束了。好吧，你在守灵会上确实度过了一段

的时光。

>> 你知道吗？我认为我们不应该再

听这个。

>> 你在做什么？我不能出去

那里。

>> 为什么不呢？我饿了。

>> 因为他们会知道我们一直在

倾听。天啊，我一定要从 Gunther 那里听到

。

>> 来吧。就像我想让他告诉你的那样，

我跑遍了整个地方，试图确保

确保这件事没有发生。

>> 哦，太甜了。

我想我又爱上了你们大家

。

>> 你知道吗？我想我们可以去

那里。我的意思是，他们有更重要的

件事需要担心。

>> 是的，我们会没事的。

>> 听着，雷切尔，我想告诉你。我

认为我应该这样做。我我做到了。然后

钱德勒和乔伊说服我不要这样做。

>> 把门打蜡关上。我们永远不会离开。

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[英语]

Oh god.

[Applause]

>> What the hell are you doing? You scared

the crap out of me.

>> Was that the cake?

>> Yeah. Yeah. I got a lemon smoosh.

>> Come on. She'll be here any minute.

Hope it's okay.

>> Happy birthday, Pei.

>> Well, maybe we can make a a bee out of

one of those roses.

>> Yeah, we'll just use our special cake

tools.

>> Okay, what's going on?

[Applause]

>> Oh my god, it's so great.

>> Hope you enjoyed your stay.

>> Oh, we did. And you still have all your

lamps.

I didn't factor in the room tax.

>> Oh, dude, don't worry about it. Uh, I

found an unattended maid's card. We're

way ahead of the game.

>> Oh my god.

>> What?

>> There's There's something new in the

bowl.

>> Look, we have enough. Just walk away.

>> No, but I I want I want the pine cones.

>> There's a forest right outside.

>> It's not the same. Okay, go quick.

Thank you for a delightful stay.

>> My maple candy

family are gathered to celebrate here

today the joyous union of Ross and

Emily. Now, Ross, repeat after me. I

Ross,

>> I Ross, take thee, Emily. Take thee,

Rachel.

>> Emily.

Emily.

Shall I go on?

>> He He said Rachel, right? Do you think I

should go up there?

>> Yes. Yes, do go on. I think we better

start again.

>> Yes. Ross, repeat after me. I, Ross.

>> I, Ross.

>> Take the Emily.

Take the Emily.

Like think like there'd be anybody else.

>> As my lawfully wed in sickness and in

health, till death pass us. as my

lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in

health until death parts us. Really? I

do. Emily,

you have the rings.

Emily, place this ring on Ross's finger

as a symbol of your bond everlasting.

Ross, place this ring in Emily's hand as

a symbol of the love that encircles you

forever.

>> Happy to.

Ross and Emily have made their

declaration, and it gives me great

pleasure to declare them husband and

wife.

You may kiss the bride.

This is worse than when he married the

lesbian.

[Music]

>> Just keep smiling.

>> Okay.

>> Well, that went well. Yeah.

>> Could have been worse. He could have

shot her.

That uh That was pretty funny, wasn't

it?

I'm here for Ross Geller's memorial

service.

>> Corey. Corey Weston.

>> Yeah.

>> You look amazing.

>> And you are

>> Chandler. Chandler Bang. And I'm not

gay. I'm not gay at all.

>> You are married though.

>> Don't listen to him. He's in a really

bad mood.

>> I can't believe that Ross is gone. It is

just so sad. I didn't know Ross and you

were so close.

>> Oh, we weren't. But we had one class

together. He was such a great guy and he

talked so passionately about science.

>> I always remembered him.

>> I'm sure that would mean a lot to him.

And if heaven has a door, I'm sure he's

pressing his ear up against it and

listening intently.

>> I thought so many times about calling

him and asking him out. I guess I really

missed my chance.

>> Oh, you didn't.

I'm still alive.

>> Cory, I I know this is a big surprise

for you. It's a long story, but the

things you just said really made my day.

I mean, the fact that you're here means

more to me than than if this room were

filled with people.

>> You sick freak. Who does that? I can't

believe I had a crush on you.

Did you hear that? Corey Weston had a

crush on me.

>> This way is on. So this is

off.

>> Did you just break the radiator?

>> No. No. I was turning the knob and and

here it is.

>> Well, put it back.

It uh it won't go back.

>> Call the super. Here, let me try.

>> Oh. Oh, that's right. I forgot about

your ability to fuse metal.

>> Hey, it's Funny's cousin. Not funny. Hi,

Mr. Triger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from

upstairs. Yes, somebody uh broke our

knob on the radiator and it's really hot

in here.

Yes, it's it's hot enough to bake

cookies.

Well, well, do you think we could have a

new one by 6?

>> What? No. No. Tuesday. We can't wait

until Tuesday. We're having a party

tonight.

>> Okay. Tip the man.

>> No. If he doesn't like our cookies, too

bad. I'm not going to be blackmailed.

>> Look, if worst comes to worse, it gets a

little warm. We'll call it a theme

party.

>> Hey, here's a theme. Come on in. Live

like bacon.

>> Hey,

>> what's up?

You know. Oh my god.

>> What happened to your teeth?

>> I whitened them.

>> Really?

>> Yeah. What do you think?

>> Well, I think I shouldn't look directly

at them.

>> Come on. Seriously.

>> What if they're really really really

white?

>> Yeah. What was wrong with your old human

teeth?

I I did leave the gel on a little longer

than it said to.

>> How much longer?

>> Uh, a day.

>> You know that tonight is your date with

Hillary.

>> I know. Well, that's why I did it. Come

on. Are they really that bad?

>> No, no, no, no. You You'll be fine.

Hillary's blind, right?

>> She will be after tonight.

>> Oh, hey. Hey, Ra. Uh, do you notice

anything?

>> Yeah, your teeth. Yes, I saw them from

outside.

[Music]

Okay, maybe this will make your teeth

look less white.

>> Nope.

Nope. Okay, so uh colors that don't work

are blue, yellow, green, red, black,

white, orange, and purple.

>> I don't know what I'm going to do. The

date starts in like an hour.

>> Hey, Ross. Maybe if your skin was

lighter, your teeth wouldn't look so

bright.

>> Oh, great. So, all I need to do is get

some new skin. Thank you.

>> Just saying if you put just a little bit

of makeup on.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not 13 anymore.

>> Russ, this is the only thing left that

has a shot at working.

>> But won't she notice I have makeup on?

>> Please. Half the guys out there have

makeup on.

>> What?

>> Half the people. I mean, But just try it

and see.

>> No, I am not putting on makeup.

>> Hello. Oh, good. Ross, could you put up

some of these flyers for me?

>> No. Damon. Damon.

>> And after that, what could I do except

become a chef?

>> Mhm.

>> And someday soon, I hope to open my own

restaurant. M

>> you know, you're a really great

listener. Most guys I go out with, they

just talk and talk.

>> After a while, it's just like shut your

mouth. You know,

>> I've probably been talking too much. Why

don't we talk about you a little bit?

>> Come on. I want to know.

>> Okay. I um I'm from Long Island. I uh

came to the city for college. Um I uh I

have a a 5-year-old son and I in my

spare time I I like to read spy novels.

But but let's talk more about you. H

>> I've had a really good time tonight.

>> You know, I rarely connect with someone

this much on the first date.

>> Me neither.

I I've had a really good time, too, you

know.

>> Are you going to eat that bread?

>> Oh, I I just like the smell.

>> You make me laugh.

>> Would you like to move over to the

couch?

>> Mhm.

>> Maybe I'll just turn down the lights a

little.

How about all the way?

Okay.

>> Wow. Cool poster. Or should I say groovy

poster.

So, uh,

where were we?

[Applause]

>> Are those your teeth? Oh,

you you you can see them, huh?

>> Yes, they're insanely white.

>> Yeah, I I did that for you.

>> What's the matter with you?

>> What's the matter with me? You've got a

black light. It's 1999.

>> But I told you on the phone, I don't

have time to stop.

>> Okay, you don't have to stop. I'm

invisible. I'm not here.

>> Yeah, but I don't

Who approved that order? Well, there is

no Mark Robinson in this office. Get me

Mark on the phone. I love Mark. Do you

know Mark? Yeah.

>> Well, let me just check up with what

I've got here. All right. See, 038 is

not the number for this score. 038 is

Atlanta.

>> Pepper.

>> None for me.

I'm sorry. As I was saying, the store

number is wrong and I'm sorry, but that

Oh my god.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

>> Excuse me. I'm sorry. I'm going to have

to call you back. I've got shmp in my

office.

>> What are you doing?

>> I'm sorry, but um Hey. Oh, somebody's

off the phone. How about a glass of wine

by the fire? I'd get it going again if

you Maybe we should go.

>> No, you guys, you really don't have to

go. We're done talking.

>> Come on. Look, I know how you must.

>> No, you don't. Ross, imagine

the worst things you think about

yourself. Now, how would you feel if the

one person that you trusted the most in

the world not only thinks them too, but

actually uses them as reasons not to be

with you?

>> No, but but see, I want to be with you

in spite of all those things.

Oh, well that's that's mighty big of

you, Ross. I said don't go.

>> You know what? You know what? If if

things were the other way around, there

is nothing you could put on a list that

would that would ever make me not want

to be with you.

>> Well, then I guess that's the difference

between us. See, God never make a list.

[Music]

What is that?

>> I think it's the dying cat parade.

>> Sounds like it's coming from across the

street.

>> Oh my god.

>> What?

>> You know that thing that Ross was going

to do at our wedding? He was hanging out

with me yesterday and he turned to me

and he said, "You're half Scottish,

right?"

>> No, there is no way to not be Ross.

[Music]

Why is your family Scottish?

>> Why is your family Ross?

>> You cannot play our wedding. I mean,

everyone will leave. I mean, come on.

That is just noise.

It's not even a song.

If you listen very carefully, I think

it's celebration by calling the gang.

[Music]

>> Well, I feel like a snack.

>> Do you want some shortbread? It's

Scottish like you are.

>> Oh, no thanks. I don't like anything

from my Scottish heritage. What?

Well, just my entire family was run out

of Scotland by

Vikings.

>> Well, it sounds to me like your family's

ready to uh rediscover its Scottish

roots.

>> You can't play bag pipes at the wedding.

>> How did you know about that?

>> We heard you play all the way from your

apartment.

>> Were you the ones who called the cops?

>> That's not really important right now.

What is important is while we appreciate

the gesture, we just don't feel that bag

pipes are appropriate for our wedding.

>> Why not?

>> Because we hate them.

>> Just just give me a chance to perform

for you and then decide whatever you

want. And I'm not going to tell you what

song I'm going to play either, but uh

let's just say when it's over, I'll bet

there'll be a wee bit o celebration.

Remember,

I'm I'm still learning.

[Music]

>> 1 2 3 4

[Applause]

[Music]

You know the song. Sing along.

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

So,

>> no.

[Music]

>> Oh, isn't this nice? So quiet. I could

just lie here all day.

>> Oh, no.

>> Open your drapes. Open your drapes.

>> So glad we got adjoining rooms.

The sun is out.

>> Hey, remember when I had cornneas?

>> Okay, listen. You go down to the pool

and reserve the chairs and I'll get the

magazines and the lotion.

>> Uh, ladies, Ross's speech is in 45

minutes.

>> Damn it.

>> Walls are pretty thin, guys.

>> Then we have to weigh the data from

recent MRI scans and DNA testing.

which call into question information

gathered from years of simple carbon

dating.

>> Got that woman sitting out by the pool

getting tan

>> material

all leathery and wrinkled. I'm so

jealous.

>> Finally, factor in the profusion of new

species recently discovered.

Gigantosaurus,

Argentinosaurus,

>> not to mention Coldaurus.

And that's just the herbivores. I'm not

even going to discuss the carnivores.

Their heads are already too big, which

is ironic considering their stunted

cerebral development.

[Laughter]

>> Really?

>> So that's two boxes of the holiday

macaroons.

On behalf of the Brownirds of America, I

salute you.

Just a minute, Charlie. You have no

backhand.

>> Excuse me, little one. I have a very

solid backhand.

>> Shielding your face and shrieking like a

girl's not a backhand.

>> I was shrieking

like a marine.

All right, here. Watch me execute the

three Ps of championship play. Power,

precision, and patch.

You broke a little girl's leg.

>> I know. I feel horrible. Okay. Says here

that a muppet got whacked on Sesame

Street last night.

Where exactly were you around Kenish?

>> Do you not want to be seen with me?

>> What? No. Of of course I do. Are are

they gone?

>> Uh, no. They're still here. But I think

I'm about to leave.

>> What? No. No, wait. What?

You're right. This is stupid. Who cares

what people think? I mean, we we like

each other, right? There's nothing wrong

with that.

Come on,

Bert. Lydia, Mel,

>> this is Elizabeth.

>> Hi.

>> Aren't you in my popular culture class?

>> That's right, Lydia. Elizabeth here is a

student and uh we're dating and you may

frown upon that, but we're not going to

hide it anymore.

You are so fired.

What? They're going to fire you. You

can't date a student. It's against the

rules. Really? It's not just frowned

upon. It

>> was a mistake. I made a mistake. Okay.

>> A mistake? What were you trying to put

it in? Her purse.

Where? Where did he put it?

>> Ros, you had sex with another woman.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh god. I knew something had to be wrong

because my fingernails did not grow at

all yesterday.

>> Yeah. Well, I guess they had a fight and

he got drunk.

>> You guys knew about this and you didn't

tell us.

>> He had sex and we get hit in our heads.

>> You know what? I want you to leave. Get

out of here. Just get out. No, I know. I

want to stay. I want to talk about this.

>> Okay. All right. How was she?

>> Uh-oh.

>> What

>> was she good?

>> Don't answer that.

>> I know. She said you wanted to talk

about it. Let's talk about it. How was

she?

>> She was

>> awful.

>> She was not good. Not good.

>> Nothing compared to you.

She She was different. Oh.

>> Uhoh.

>> Good. Different.

>> Nobody likes change.

>> Should we do something?

>> Yeah. Never cheat on Rachel.

>> I'm sorry. Okay. I'm sorry. I I was

disgusted with myself and then this

morning I was so I was I was so upset

and then I got your message and I was so

happy and all I wanted was to get her

out of my apartment as fast as possible.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.

>> What time did your little friend leave?

>> Oh my god. She was there.

>> She was still there. She was in there

when I was in there.

ask you.

>> Listen. Oh, hey. Hey, the important

thing is she meant she meant nothing to

me.

>> And yet, she was worth jeopardizing our

relationship.

>> Look, I didn't think there was a

relationship to jeopardize. I thought we

were broken up.

>> We were on a break.

>> That, for all I knew, could last

forever. That to me is a break up.

>> You think you're going to get out of

this on a technicality?

>> I'm not trying to get out of anything,

okay? I thought our relationship was

dead. Well, you sure had a hell of a

time at the wake.

>> You know what? I don't think we should

listen to this anymore.

>> What are you doing? I can't go out

there.

>> Why not? I'm hungry.

>> Because they'll know we've been

listening. God, I'd have to hear about

it from Gunther.

>> Come on. Like I wanted him to tell you,

I ran all over the place trying to make

sure that didn't happen.

>> Oh, that is so sweet.

I think I'm falling in love with you all

over again.

>> You know what? I think we can go out

there. I mean, they have more important

things to worry about.

>> Yeah, we'll be fine.

>> Look, Rachel, I wanted to tell you. I

thought I should. I I did. And then

Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.

>> Wax the door shut. We're never leaving.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
celebrate /ˈsɛl.ɪˌbreɪt/ B2	verb - 庆祝
wedding /ˈwɛd.ɪŋ/ B1	noun - 婚礼
marriage /ˈmær.ɪdʒ/ B1	noun - 婚姻
bond /bɒnd/ B2	noun - 纽带 verb - 结合
everlasting /ˌɛv.əˈlæst.ɪŋ/ C1	adjective - 永恒的
pleasure /ˈplɛʒ.ər/ B1	noun - 愉快, 乐趣
declare /dɪˈkleər/ B2	verb - 宣布
kiss /kɪs/ A2	verb - 亲吻 noun - 吻
scared /skɛrd/ A2	adjective - 害怕的
cake /keɪk/ A1	noun - 蛋糕
lemon /ˈlɛm.ən/ A2	noun - 柠檬
maple /ˈmeɪ.pəl/ B2	noun - 枫树
candy /ˈkæn.di/ A1	noun - 糖果
union /ˈjuː.njən/ B2	noun - 联盟
ring /rɪŋ/ A1	noun - 戒指
health /hɛlθ/ B1	noun - 健康
sickness /ˈsɪk.nəs/ B1	noun - 疾病
lawfully /ˈlɔːf.ʊl.i/ C1	adverb - 合法地
death /dɛθ/ B1	noun - 死亡

重点语法结构

• I Ross, take thee, Emily. Take thee, Rachel.

  ➔ 古语中的虚拟语气

  ➔ “take thee” 使用虚拟语气，常见于正式或古语中，用于表达愿望或命令。

• As my lawfully wedded wife in sickness and in health until death parts us.

  ➔ 现在分词短语

  ➔ “in sickness and in health” 是现在分词短语，修饰名词 “wife”，描述婚姻的条件。

• I’m here for Ross Geller’s memorial service.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示未来安排

  ➔ 现在进行时 “I’m here” 用于表示未来安排，强调说话人的目的。

• You are so fired.

  ➔ 情态动词的被动语态

  ➔ “You are fired” 使用情态动词 “are” 的被动语态，表示由他人决定的未来动作。

• I was shrieking like a marine.

  ➔ 用 “like” 的明喻

  ➔ “like a marine” 是用 “like” 的明喻，将尖叫方式比作海军陆战队员。

• I think I’m falling in love with you all over again.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示进行中的动作

  ➔ 现在进行时 “I’m falling” 描述进行中的情感过程，不是完成的动作。