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[中文]

好的。给我一个赢回我的钱

的机会。好的。突然死亡，一个目标，

1,000 美元。

>> 你认真的吗？

>> 哦，是的。

>> 好的。准备好欠我的吧。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。开始了。准备好？

[音乐]

我不能

[音乐]

[音乐]

没有

有人能打败我。

>> 看，这就是为什么只有小假

男人才应该踢。

谁把这个故事卖给了阿奇漫画公司？

>> 天哪，太棒了。哇哦，

你是一名出版作家。我希望我有一份

礼物送给你。

>> 等一下。

>> 我的最后一个孩子可以获得更多。

>> 你想分享吗？

>> 好的。好的。

>> 嘿。嘿。好吧，珍。听着，我知道

你很生气，但我只想说我

很抱歉。我真是个混蛋。完全

o 越界。我只是我讨厌纸浆，

你知道。我你知道莫妮卡对低脂蛋黄酱的感受

。

>> 不是蛋黄酱。

>> 这是我最喜欢的部分。

>> 是的，我也是。

>> 哦，你知道什么比这更悲伤吗？

小鹿斑比。

>> 我为那部电影哭了三天。

不，等等，两个，因为第三天，我的

母亲自杀了。所以，我

为此哭泣。

好吧，现在看我可以看到哭

了，但小鹿斑比是一部卡通片。

>> 小鹿斑比的母亲去世时你没有哭吗？

>> 是的。当

停止画鹿时，我感到非常难过。

>> 我很好。我认为进展顺利。

你觉得他们玩得开心吗？我

说得太快了吗？

>> 不。听起来像我。

>> 进展顺利。看看钱德勒和

小女婴钱德勒。

>> 小女婴钱德勒。我以前

在哪里听说过？好吧，

鲁本教练。

你知道吗，菲布斯？呃，当你在那边

完成后，我们这里也遇到了一种

情况。

>> 呃呃。不，我们都要对

我们自己的孩子负责。

>> 看，这就是我认为你错了的地方

。你我们一直在玩这些

婴儿曼托曼。我们真的应该

打联防。

>> 你是什么意思？

>> 我只是认为如果我们每个人都有自己的区域，事情就会变得更加顺利

。

你知道，菲比，你可以负责

擦

，你知道，伙计，你可以负责

换尿布，而我可以负责

看看他们把手放在

时有多可爱。

>> 这听起来确实很棒，但也许你

应该负责擦除。

>> 好吧，我是菜鸟。我不应该在

达阵区。

我有重要的事情要告诉你。

>> 伙计们，

>> 伙计们。

伙计们，

>> 我要向莫妮卡求婚。

>> 我认为我们必须结束冻结。

>> 等一下。这是真的吗？

>> 是的。看看戒指。

>> 天哪。

所以，你们两个真的很认真。

>> 是的，差不多。

你你要结婚了？我的意思是，

我们将成为姐夫。来这里

。

>> 而且我们又会成为朋友

。

>> 什么？

>> 桥下的水。忘了它。

>> 我本来打算等到

正式发布，你知道。但我非常兴奋

。我不得不告诉你们，因为

你们是我最好的朋友。我

>> 我想我要哭了。

>> 别再哭了。请。我刚刚甩掉了

一个爱哭的婴儿。我也会甩了你

我要向莫妮卡求婚。

>> 天哪。

天啊。

>> 哦，Jiller，你们会很高兴的

。

>> 我知道。

>> 纸巾在哪里？

[掌声]

[音乐]

>> 看看戒指。

>> 哦，太好了。一克拉半很容易。

嘿嘿，二月。钱德勒将向

莫妮卡求婚。

>> 哦，我知道。我帮忙挑选了戒指。

>> 你在告诉我们之前就告诉了她。

>> 好吧，我正在看的时候她走了进来

在戒指小册子上。你可以

理解这一点，对吗？

伙计们，

伙计们，给你们带来了 Joey 特别节目。两个

披萨。

乔。

你好。该死的。

你好。不，乔伊现在不在，

，但我可以留言。我认为

他仍然有机会担任这个角色。

哦，这是个好消息。好吧，不，

显然不适合被狗

殴打的演员。

哦，好吧，那太好了。我会给乔伊

这条消息。谢谢。是的。

好的。

Mac

两点试镜

。

过敏

演员

被狗袭击

。

不是

花。

>> 嘿，

>> 请告诉我您收到了消息。

>> 什么消息？

>> 扮演Mac的演员做不到。

他们需要在 2:00 见您。

>> 什么？现在是 6:00。

>> 我写了，我写在黑板上了。我把

写在黑板上，然后我走遍了

纽约城来寻找你。我去了

罗斯。我去了咖啡馆。我

去过任何他们做

三明治的地方。

>> 我简直不敢相信，钱德勒。我

>> 抱歉。我我我不知道该说什么。

>> 好吧，你可能会说，

“恭喜。

我看到了董事会。我参加了试镜。

我得到了董事会。”

>> 这应该很有趣吗？我在这里真的

很担心。

>> 哦，好吧，

>> 你知道，有时假装的事情

很卑鄙。

>> 哦，哇。好吧，伙计。对不起。我

并不是故意让你感觉不好。

>> 好吧，那很好，因为你没有。

我为你感到非常高兴。

>> 太卑鄙了。

>> 你真的让我去了那里。

>> 我们可以这样做一整天。

>> 是的，你说得对。

>> 很抱歉。请别再惊慌了。

>> 我没有吓坏。

为什么我会害怕？一位名叫希尔迪的女士

打电话说我们要

结婚，但这种情况每

天都会发生。

亲爱的，我们在这个美丽的地方

和我我只是为了

的乐趣而记下我们的名字。我的意思是，这有什么坏处？

>> 就在这里，妈妈。

>> Chandler，请不要认为我

试图给你施加压力。菲比和

雷切尔只是认为

>> 菲比和雷切尔。所以，

在我之前知道我们婚礼的人是

你、Phoebe 和 Rachel、Hildy，以及

显然是某个名为

Starlight Magic 7 的乐队，顺便说一下，他们可以参加。

...

这是一个错误。请不要认为这个

有任何意义，因为它没有任何意义。

>> 好的。

>> 真的吗？

>> 是的。如果这真的没有任何意义

，因为你知道我只是还没有

准备好。

>> 我知道。

>> 我知道。

>> 好的。

好的。

>> 我要去告诉乔伊

你回来了。他真的很担心

你。

嘿，她买了吗？

>> 完全可以。

>> 那么，希尔迪带你去了那个地方吗？

>> 是的，很漂亮。

>> 是的。

>> 我不敢相信你会向

莫妮卡求婚。

>> 我知道。

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>> 你知道那个和你一起上大学的女孩

她后来成为了电影导演吗？

>> 哦，是的。达纳·基斯通。她在我的

动作课上。

什么是动作类？

>> 这是钱德勒假装自己

没有学哑剧的方式。

>> 哦，好吧，听着。不管怎样，她

正在执导阿尔·帕西诺的新电影。你

必须给我安排一次试镜。

>> 哦，我不知道，伙计。我已经有大约 10 年没有和她说过

了。

>> 哦，不。不，拜托，拜托，钱德勒。我

我欠你太多。

>> 你确实欠我太多了。

>> 你欠我3000。

>> 你为什么要转移话题？什么？

>> 你会打电话还是什么？

>> 好的，我会尝试的。

>> 好吧。谢谢。你是最棒的。现在，

听着。试镜的最后一天是

星期四。好的。所以，我必须在星期四之前到达

。好的。只要记住

星期四。周四。你还记得

星期四吗？

是的。那么，星期二。

星期四。

看，如果您需要帮助记忆，只需

这样想。第三天。

好的。 Monday, one day.星期二，两天

。星期三，什么时候？啊？哪一天？

星期四。

第三天。好的。

>> 谢谢。好的。这是我们去过的第 900 万家

戒指商店，但我找不到

完美的戒指。丑陋的戒指。丑陋的

戒指。丑陋的戒指。

这是一个漂亮的选择。

好的。所以，也许你没有给她一枚

戒指。也许你可能会做一些

不同的事情，你知道。也许你给她买了

订婚手镯，你知道，或者

订婚头饰，或者哦，订婚

革命战争步枪。

你知道，我很高兴选择你来

帮助我解决这个问题。

>> 你不能想象一下单膝跪下

并递给她这件华丽的

武器吗？

>> 是的，我会坚持使用戒指。

我要搬出去了，伙计。

>> 哇。

哦。呃，嘿，真为你们高兴。

恭喜。稍后见。

>> 嘿，朱莉，你还好吗？

>> 是的，我得走了。嗯，我有一份

表演工作。

>> 就像，你相信吗？

>> 这太糟糕了。

>> 看，我就在大厅对面

。我向你保证，当莫妮卡和我分手

分钟时，我会立即搬回你家

。

可以吗？看，看，看。呃，如果你

要搬去和他一起住，我觉得

我有责任告诉你

关于他的真相。好的？他是一个

糟糕的室友。糟糕的。他呃

忘记了，嗯他总是他总是呃哦，

我的孩子需要有史以来最好的室友。

The most beautiful engagement ring ever.

>> 是的，你应该知道。您购买了大约十亿个

。

>> 是的，你没有得到。

>> 好的。好吧，今晚是个重要的夜晚。

>> 嘿，听着。你要怎么问她？

>> 一切都会很完美。我要带

她去她最喜欢的餐厅。我

要给她买一瓶她真正喜欢的

香槟，

因此知道它有多贵。

然后当杯子满了时，我就

提议敬酒。

求婚，而不是

>> 听起来很完美。

>> 你会把事情搞砸的。让我来做

吧。

>> 我不会把事情搞砸的。

>> 如果她拒绝，我可以要戒指吗？

>> 她不会拒绝。

>> 如果

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

给它。

>> 它消失了。

>> 菲比。

>> 我不动。

>> We're practically kissing.

>> 好的。

艾莉森，我要搬出去了。那么，

您将负责支付

租金，

>> 对吗？那什么时候会发生呢？

>> 月初。

>> 每个月都是这样。

>> 不，只是您真正想

住在这里的月份。

>> 好的。这是电话账单。

>> 天啊。

这是我们的电话号码。

>> 好吧，听着，我知道我

整个人都在你的事情上，所以为什么

我不只是我只是掩护你

一段时间。不，不，没办法。乔伊·特里巴尼

不再接受慈善

。

>> 这不是慈善机构，乔。

>> 我不知道。忘了它。好的。我的意思是，

谢谢，但我已经不再从

你那里拿钱了。好的。我现在可以自己照顾

了。接下来怎么办？快点。

>> 好的。呃，这是电费单。

>> 这是我们支付的电费。

>> 嗯，是的。

[鼓掌]

>> 那么，我们稍后

处理剩下的帐单。

嘿，你在这里做什么？

你不应该在工作吗？

>> 呃，他们送我回家了。他们说如果我生病了就不能

工作。

>> 哦，我很抱歉你生病了。

>> 我没有生病。

>> 我没有生病。生病是为了

周雏。这是为了三色堇。

>> 亲爱的，没有人认为你是

三色堇。但我们确实认为您需要一张

纸巾。

>> 我已经三年多没有生过病了。

我去给你拿一些纸巾。我

>> 我不需要纸巾。我很好。

>> 当你在罚款末尾加上 D 时，

你就不好了。

>> 我很好。

我很好。

你知道，

这是一个非常难说的词。好的。那么，您

想做什么？让我们做一些疯狂的事情吧。

>> 我知道。让我们休息一下并喝大量

液体。

好的，我休息一下。但你知道，如果我

去睡觉，那么你就和

我一起去。

>> 看吧，如果你不是

。

浑身湿漉漉的，那你根本无法抗拒

>> 你是说你不想

接受这个吗？

[笑声]

>> 是的，我认为你不应该这么说

，即使你很健康。

来吧。

>> 别把这当成针对你个人的事，好吗？

只是我现在不能与

病人发生性关系。

>> 我和你在一起，钱德勒。我的意思是，我也不能

与病人发生性关系，而且

这很恶心。但我没有病。让

我向你证明这一点。

我们是两个健康的人，还有石灰的贿赂

。

>> 看，就是这样。我想

留在虾马德勒。

>> 哦，亲爱的，这是什么？您需要一些

茶吗？喝点汤吗？

>> 呼叫大博士。大博士到床上去。

>> 哦天哪，亲爱的。我以为你

睡着了。知道你就在隔壁房间，我怎么可能睡着

？

>> 我睡着了。

>> 哦，不。不，不，亲爱的。你知道什么是

性感吗？层数。

>> 层数很性感，毯子很性感

哦，热水袋很性感。

>> 来吧，让它睡觉。我想向你证明

我没有生病。我想让

你感觉和我一样好。

请休息一下。

>> 我很好。

[笑声]

>> 天哪，

[掌声]

钱德勒。

我一生

我从未想过我会如此幸运

爱上我最好的人。

我最好的。

女孩不这样做

是有原因的。

>> 好的。好的。我会做的。我想

我能做到。

我认为我说什么或在哪里说很重要

。

然后我意识到

唯一重要的是你

你让我比我想象的

更快乐。

如果你允许，

我会用我的余生尝试

让你有同样的感觉。

>> 莫妮卡，

>> 你愿意嫁给我吗？

>> 是的。

[鼓掌]

[音乐]

我就知道你可能会娶妻。

>> 我们可以进来吗？我们这里快要灭亡了

。

>> 进来吧。进来吧。

>> 你订婚了。

这是我有史以来最不嫉妒的一次

。

>> 哦，不。等等，不。这是错误的。罗斯

不在这里。

>> 哦，赫尔已经这样做了三次了。他

知道它是关于什么的。好的，

>> 钱德勒。

>> 好的。

>> 你的星象显示在 5 日，一个

特别的人会送给你一份

礼物。

>> 哦，好的，先谢谢你了。

哦，但是12号会带来情人的争吵。

>> 你会拿我的

特别礼物开玩笑。

>> 你为什么要这么做？

>> 哦，等等。 19 日，一场秘密

暗恋宣告了到来。

>> 嘿伙计们。嘿。

>> 天哪。我是 Mac 和

Cheese 的 Joey Tribion​​。

>> 噢，是的。这是你的第一天。

那么，您准备好与您的机器人助手一起打击虚假犯罪

了吗？

>> 我很兴奋吗？我自己的电视剧

中的主角？

年来我一直梦想着这个。

为什么我没有做好准备？

>> 不，乔伊。你会很棒的。

>> 但我必须和机器人、小偷一起行动。

而且我对

技术一无所知。我什至无法使用 Chandler 的

计算机来查找色情内容。

这只是因为当您打开它时它就在那里

。

我认为我们爱人的争吵将于本月早些时候开始

。

>> 我会等。

>>嗨。嘿。

>> 所以，呃，埃斯特尔，明天为我安排一堆

试镜，我很快就会恢复

我的健康保险。

太棒了。但你现在不应该在

厕所吗？

>> 什么？你这人怎么回事？

什么都没有。好吧，我我之前在举重

感到一阵眩晕，然后我昏倒了

的时候，我的胃

，从那以后我再也无法站起来

。但呃，我不认为

有什么严重的事情。

>> 这听起来像疝气。你必须

去看医生。

>> 没办法。嘿，看。如果我要去看

医生，那一定是

因为这个东西从我的

胃里伸出来。

那是疝气。可能需要重新开始

锻炼。

>> 该死的15秒。

>> 伙计，有人刚刚打电话给你。

>> 谁不是？

>> 我不知道。感谢您

接收此消息怎么样？天啊。

>> 嘿，听着。你知道，当你搬进来时，

Rachel 的房间就会空着。您

想谈谈我们想用它做什么

？

>> 当然。

>> 好的。我在想我们应该有一个

漂亮的客房，对吧？嗯，有一张

桃花心木雪橇床和

床头柜，上面一直摆着鲜花。

然后我们可以有一张卷顶办公桌

，上面有小评论卡，这样人们就可以

告诉我们他们有多喜欢住在这里。

>> 无论如何。你知道，我真的没有

想太多。

>> 嗯，我显然喜欢这个想法，

但我在想也许

可以是一个游戏室，你知道吗？我的意思是，你

可以花 200 美元购买像

太空入侵者和小行星这样的老街机游戏。

真实的，大大大大的。

没有。

>> 好的。那么，你的意思是“不”，就像G·钱德勒那样？

多么有趣的想法啊。在我们完全拒绝它之前，让我们先讨论一下

。

>> 哦，对不起。当然。

是的。有趣的想法。嗯，谈谈

吧。但没有。

>> 所以，就是这样。

>> 我只是不认为

街机游戏会出现在漂亮的

客房中。美丽的客房将会

充满古董，

>> 这就是小行星是完美的原因。这是

最古老的游戏。

>> 您对漂亮的

客房有何不满？

>> 什么也没有。我对

漂亮的客房没有任何异议，尤其是

，因为我们认识的每个人都住在

30 秒之外。

>> 你在嘲笑我吗？

>> 不，我不是在嘲笑你或你

美丽的咯咯笑声。

>> 嘿，怎么了？

>> 并不是莫妮卡和我打了一场愚蠢的

争吵。

>> 但你们还是住在一起，

对吧？因为我的广告今天出来了。

>> 诚征女室友，不抽烟，不丑

。

>> 不错。

>> 我只是想，你知道，在和你一起生活

之后，如果有一个女室友，你

。

知道，我可以向她学习，那将是一个有趣的变化

一个与我不同的人。

还有什么比我这个不到 19 岁的男人

和一个 19 岁的女孩更不同。

不仅仅是一个帽架，我的朋友。

>> 事实上，我该走了。

>> 哦，不，不，留下来。留下来，因为你

如果你应该留下来。

>> 哇。哦，我真的很受宠若惊，但我

只是我对你没有那种感觉。

>> 哦，不，不，不。这不是不，不，不。

>> 对不起，钱德勒。你知道，你是

这样一个可爱的人，我不想

伤害你。哦，我希望我能做一些

的事情来让你感觉

好一些。

>> 不。好吧，真的，

>> 当然。

>> 嗯，太疼了。我呃

>> 哦，对不起。

>> 好吧，也许你可以

做一件事。

>> 什么？任何事物。任何事物。

>> 嗯，我的意思是，这只是我现在的想法

。嗯，

但我有一个朋友，呃，这个演员

朋友，如果他知道

我在这样做，他就会杀了我。嗯，但是，

嗯，他有可能

参加你的电影的试镜吗，比如说，

星期四？

>> 绝对。

但是

你真的会对我感觉更好

如果你的演员朋友可以

试镜我的电影，你会拒绝你吗？

>> 好吧，心想要它想要的。

稍后见。

我不想连续两个晚上和你们一起出去玩

。我很抱歉。

>> Wh为什么她不想和

我们一起出去玩？

>> 因为她呃她她认为你

是废话

并且呃你莫妮卡呃太

大声。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？

>> 所以她昨晚只是假装玩得很开心

。她当着

我们的面撒谎。

>> 我简直不敢相信。我的意思是，她

是谁来评判我们的？我们对她

再好不过了。

>> 我不是废话。我是个傻瓜。

>> 不，来吧。拜托，拜托，你们

不要生气。我确信她只是

她之所以这么说是因为她

紧张，因为你们就像我最好的

朋友，你知道，这是我们第一次

约会。更何况，她真的病了。

>> 不，你她不，你说那是你编的

。

>> 我知道。但你不觉得恶心的

比玩耍的东西要好得多吗？

>> 他们都很好。我通常会和莫妮卡又喝醉了一起去

。

>> 加油，你们。快点。拜托，

拜托，再给她一次机会。

嗯？她会过来的。我保证。

>> 当然，我们会的。快点。我们得

做晚饭。

>> 好的。

>> 我不喜欢那个女人。

>> 我能听到你的声音。

我声音很大

>> 在厨房。我会看看后面的

壁橱。

>> 女士们，我可以节省您的时间。我就在这里

。

>> 是的，钱德勒，你为什么不去

散步呢？这与你无关。

>> 我们正在为莫妮卡寻找

圣诞礼物。

>> 什么？太可怕了。

>> 不，不，我们每年都会这样做。

>> 哦，好吧，这样

就不那么可怕了。

>> 没有。是的，我们从来没有找到它们。她

总是击败我们。那就是水貂。

是的，别担心。我们要

在这里搜索一个小时，然后我们

去乔伊家搜索。

好的。

>> 不，不行。您无法寻找

莫妮卡的礼物。

>> 哦，不，我们必须这样做。

>> 不，你不必这样做。你不能

，因为我也住在这里。

>> 好吧，那你应该和我们一起看看。

>> 为什么？

>> 钱德勒，你不担心

给莫妮卡送什么圣诞礼物吗？

>> 不。我有一个好主意，想给她送一份礼物

。

>> 哦，就是这样。一个好主意。我想

>> 钱德勒，这还不够。我的意思是，

如果她给你送了一份很棒的礼物，

两份中等大小的礼物，然后是一堆

小礼物，而你刚刚收到

她的一份很棒的礼物怎么办？我的意思是，那

只会让她感觉很糟糕。为什么

你要这样对她，钱德勒？为什么？

为什么？

>> 如果我帮忙，我们就能更快找到他。

>> 没错。

[音乐]

[英语]

Okay. Give me a chance to win my money

back. Okay. Sudden death, one goal,

$1,000.

>> You serious?

>> Oh, yes.

>> Okay. Get ready to owe me.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Here we go. Ready?

[Music]

I can't

[Music]

[Music]

no

one can beat me.

>> See, now that's why only the little fake

men are supposed to do the kicking.

Who sold the story to Archie Comics?

>> Oh my god, that's so great. Oh wow,

you're a publish writer. I wish I had a

present for you.

>> Wait a minute.

>> My last kid could get more.

>> You want to share it?

>> Okay. Okay.

>> Hey. Hey. Okay, Jenn. Look, I know

you're mad, but I just want to say I'm

sorry. I I was a total jerk. Completely

o over the line. I I just I hate pulp,

you know. I You know how Monica feels

about low-fat mayonnaise.

>> Not mayonnaise.

>> It's my favorite part.

>> Yeah, me too.

>> Oh, you know what's sadder than this?

Bambi.

>> I cried for three days with that movie.

No, wait, two, cuz on the third day, my

mother killed herself. So, I was partly

crying for that.

Well, see now that I can see crying

over, but Bambi is a cartoon.

>> You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?

>> Yes. It was very sad when the guy

stopped drawing the deer.

>> I'm doing okay. I think it's going well.

Do you think they're having fun? Am I

talking too fast?

>> Nope. Sound like me.

>> It is going great. Look at Chandler with

little baby girl Chandler.

>> Little baby girl Chandler. Where have I

heard that before? All right, Coach

Ruben.

You know what, Feebs? Uh, when you're

done over there, we've got a kind of

situation over here, too.

>> Nuh-uh. No, we are all responsible for

our own babies.

>> See, that's where I think that you're

wrong. You We've been playing these

babies manto man. We should really be

playing a zone defense.

>> What do you mean?

>> I just think things will go a lot

smoother if we each have our own zone.

You know, Phoebe, you can be in charge

of wiping

and you know, man, you can be in charge

of diapering and I can be in charge of

looking how cute they are when they put

their hands.

>> That sounds really great, but maybe you

should be in charge of wiping.

>> Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in

the end zone.

I got something important to tell you.

>> Guys,

>> guys.

Guys,

>> I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

>> I think we got to end the freeze out.

>> Wait a minute. Is this Is this for real?

>> Yeah. Check out the ring.

>> Oh my god.

So, you two are really serious.

>> Yeah, pretty much.

You You're going to get married? I mean,

we're gonna be brothersin-law. Come

here.

>> And and and we're gonna be friends

again.

>> What?

>> Water under the bridge. Forget it.

>> I was going to wait till it was

official, you know. But I got so

excited. I just had to tell you guys cuz

you're my best friend. I

>> think I'm going to cry.

>> No more crying. Please. I just dumped

one cry baby. I'll dump you, too.

I'm going to ask Monica to marry me.

>> Oh my god.

Oh my god.

>> Oh, Jiller, you guys are going to be so

happy.

>> I know.

>> Where's all the tissue?

[Applause]

[Music]

>> Check out the ring.

>> Oh, nice. One and a half karat easy.

Hey, hey, Febs. Chandler's going to ask

Monica to marry him.

>> Oh, I know. I helped pick out the ring.

>> You told her before you told us.

>> Well, she walked in while I was looking

at the ring brochures. You can

understand that, right?

Guys,

guys, got you the Joey special. Two

pizzas.

Joe.

Hello. Damn it.

Hello. No, Joey's not here right now,

but I can take a message. I think

he's still got a chance for the part.

Oh, that's great news. Well, no,

obviously not for the actor who was

mauled by his dog.

Oh, well, that's great. I will give Joey

the message. Thank you. Yes.

Okay.

Mac

audition

at two.

Allergy

actor

attacked

by dog.

Not

flowers.

>> Hey,

>> please tell me you got the message.

>> What message?

>> The actor playing Mac couldn't do it.

They needed to see you at 2:00.

>> What? It's 6:00.

>> I wrote I wrote it on the board. I wrote

it on the board and then I went all over

New York City looking for you. I went to

Ross'. I went to the coffee house. I

went to any place that they make

sandwiches.

>> I can't believe this, Chandler. I'm

>> sorry. I I I don't know what to say.

>> Well, you you might say,

"Congratulations.

I saw the board. I went to the audition.

I got the board."

>> Is that supposed to be funny? I was

really worried over here.

>> Oh, well,

>> you know, sometimes that fake out thing

is just mean.

>> Oh, wow. Okay, man. I'm sorry. I did not

mean to make you feel bad.

>> Well, that's good because you didn't.

And I'm incredibly happy for you.

>> That's mean.

>> You really had me going there.

>> We could do this all day.

>> Yeah, you're right.

>> So sorry. Please stop freaking out.

>> I'm not freaking out.

Why would I be freaking out? A woman

named Hildy called and said we were

getting married, but that happens every

day.

Honey, we were at this beautiful place

and I I I just put our names down for

fun. I mean, what's the harm in that?

>> Right here, Mom.

>> Chandler, please don't think I was

trying to pressure you. Phoebe and

Rachel just thought that

>> Phoebe and Rachel. So, the people that

knew about our wedding before me were

you, Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and

apparently some band called the

Starlight Magic 7, who are available, by

the way.

It was a mistake. Please don't take this

to mean anything because it doesn't.

>> Okay.

>> Really?

>> Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything

because you know that I'm just not

ready.

>> I know.

>> I know.

>> Okay.

All right.

>> I'm going to go tell Joey that that

you're back. He's really worried about

you.

Hey, did she buy it?

>> Totally.

>> So, did Hildy show you the place?

>> Yeah, it's beautiful.

>> Yeah.

>> I can't believe you're going to ask

Monica to marry you.

>> I know.

[Applause]

>> You know that girl you went to college

with who who became a movie director?

>> Oh, yeah. Dana Keystone. She was in my

movement class.

What's a movement class?

>> It's Chandler's way of pretending he

didn't take mime.

>> Oh, well, listen. Anyway, she's

directing the new Al Pacino movie. You

got to get me an audition.

>> Oh, I don't know, man. I haven't talked

to her in like 10 years.

>> Oh, no. No. Please, please, Chandler. I

I would owe you so much.

>> You do owe me so much.

>> You owe me 3,000.

>> Why are you changing the subject? What?

>> Will you make the call or what?

>> Okay, I'll I'll try.

>> All right. Thanks. You're the best. Now,

listen. The last day of auditions is

Thursday. Okay. So, I got to get in

there by Thursday. Okay. Just remember

Thursday. Thursday. Can you remember

Thursday?

Yeah. So, Tuesday.

Thursday.

Look, if you need help remembering, just

think of it like this. The third day.

All right. Monday, one day. Tuesday, two

day. Wednesday, when? Huh? What day?

Thursday.

The third day. Okay.

>> Thank you. Okay. This is the 9 millionth

ring store we've been to and I can't

find the perfect ring. Ugly ring. Ugly

ring. Ugly ring.

It's a beautiful selection.

Okay. So, maybe you don't get her a

ring. Maybe you maybe you do something

different, you know. Maybe you get her

an engagement bracelet, you know, or an

engagement tiara or oh, an engagement

revolutionary war musket.

You know, I'm so glad I picked you to

help me with this.

>> Can't you just imagine getting down on

one knee and handing her this gorgeous

piece of weaponry?

>> Yeah, I'm going to stick with the ring.

I'm going to be moving out, man.

>> Wow.

Oh. Uh, hey, really happy for you guys.

Congratulations. See you later.

>> Hey, Julie, are you okay?

>> Yeah, I've got to go. Well, I've got an

acting job.

>> Like, you believe that?

>> This sucks.

>> Look, I'm I'm just going to be right

across the hall. And I promise you, the

minute Monica and I break up, I'm moving

right back in with you.

Okay? Look, look, look. Uh, if you're

going to be moving in with him, I feel

that it is my responsibility to tell you

the truth about him. Okay? He's a

terrible roommate. Terrible. He uh

forgets to um he always he always uh Oh,

my kid needs the best roommate ever.

The most beautiful engagement ring ever.

>> Yeah, well, you should know. You bought

like a billion of them.

>> Yeah, you didn't get one.

>> Okay. Well, tonight's the big night.

>> Hey, listen. How you going to ask her?

>> It is going to be perfect. I am taking

her to her favorite restaurant. I'm

going to get her a bottle of the

champagne that she really loves,

therefore knows how expensive it is.

Then when the glasses are full, instead

of proposing a toast, I'm just going to

propose.

>> It sounds perfect.

>> You're going to mess it up. Let me do

it.

>> I'm not going to mess it up.

>> If she says no, can I have the ring?

>> She's not going to say no.

>> If

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

Give it.

>> It's gone.

>> Phoebe.

>> I'm not moving.

>> We're practically kissing.

>> Okay.

Alison, I'm going to be moving out. So,

you are going to be in charge of paying

the rent,

>> right? And when does that do?

>> First of the month.

>> That's every month.

>> No, just the months you actually want to

live here.

>> Okay. Here's the phone bill.

>> Oh my god.

That's our phone number.

>> Well, look, I know I kind of sprung this

whole me moving out on you thing, so why

don't I just I just cover you for a

while. No, no, no way. Joey Tribani does

not take charity

anymore.

>> It's not charity, Joe.

>> I don't know. Forget it. Okay. I mean,

thanks, but I'm done taking money from

you. All right. I could take care of

myself now. What's next? Come on.

>> Okay. Uh, here's the electric bill.

>> This is how much we pay for electric.

>> Well, yeah.

[Applause]

>> So, we'll do the rest of the bills

later, then.

Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't

you be at work?

>> Uh, they sent me home. They said I can't

work if I'm sick.

>> Oh, I'm so sorry that you're sick.

>> I'm not sick.

>> I don't get sick. Getting sick is for

weeklings. It's for pansies.

>> Honey, no one thinks that you're a

pansy. But we do think that you need a

tissue.

>> I have not been sick in over 3 years.

I'm going to grab you some tissue. I

>> I don't need a tissue. I'm fine.

>> When you put a D at the end of fine,

you're not fine.

>> I'm fine.

I'm fine.

You know, it's a really hard word to

say. Okay. So, what do you what do you

want to do? Let's do something crazy.

>> I know. Let's rest and drink lots of

fluids.

Okay, I'll rest. But you know, if I'm

going to bed, then you're coming with

me.

>> See, that would be impossible to resist

if you weren't all

drippy here.

>> Are you saying that you don't want to

get with this?

[Laughter]

>> Yeah, I don't think you should say that

even when you're healthy.

Come on.

>> Don't take this personally, okay? It's

just that I just can't have sex with a

sick person now.

>> I'm with you, Chandler. I mean, I can't

have sex with a sick person either, and

it's disgusting. But I'm not sick. Let

me prove it to you.

We are two healthy people and the bribe

of lime.

>> See, that's the thing. I would like to

stay in the prawn madler.

>> Oh, what is it, honey? You need some

tea? Some soup?

>> Calling Dr. Big. Dr. Big to the bed.

>> Oh jeez, honey. I thought I thought you

were asleep. How could I be asleep

knowing that you were the next room?

>> I was asleep.

>> Oh, no. No, no, honey. You know what's

sexy? Layers.

>> Layers are sexy and blankets are sexy

and Oh, hot water bottles are sexy.

>> Come on, get it to bed. I want to prove

to you that I'm not sick. I want to make

you feel as good as I feel.

Please get some rest.

>> I'm fine.

[Laughter]

>> Oh my god,

[Applause]

Chandler.

And all my life

I never thought I would be so lucky

is to fall in love with my best.

My best.

There's a reason why girls don't do

this.

>> Okay. Okay. I'll do it. I thought

I can do this.

I thought that it mattered what I said

or where I said it.

Then I realized

the only thing that matters is that you

you make me happier than I ever thought

I could be.

And if you let me,

I will spend the rest of my life trying

to make you feel the same way.

>> Monica,

>> will you marry me?

>> Yes.

[Applause]

[Music]

I knew you were likely to take a wife.

>> Can we come in yet? We're dying out

here.

>> Come in. Come in.

>> You're engaged.

This is the least jealous I've ever

been.

>> Oh, no. Wait, no. This is wrong. Ross

isn't here.

>> Oh, Hel's done this three times. He

knows what it's about. Okay,

>> Chandler.

>> Okay.

>> And your horoscope says on the 5th, a

special someone is going to give you a

gift.

>> Oh, well, thank you in advance.

Oh, but the 12th brings a lover's spat.

>> You're going to make a joke about my

special present.

>> Why would you do that?

>> Oh, wait. And on the 19th, a secret

crush announces itself.

>> Hey guys. Hey.

>> Oh my god. It's Joey Tribion of Mac and

Cheese.

>> Oh, that's right. It's your first day.

So, are you psyched to fight fake crime

with your robot sidekick?

>> Am I psyched? The lead in my own TV

series? I've dreamed about this for

years.

Why have I not been preparing?

>> No, Joey. You're going to be great.

>> But I got to act with a robot, thieves.

And And I don't know anything about

technology. I can't even use Chandler's

computer to find porn.

And And that's only cuz it's right there

when you turn it on.

I think our lover's spat will start a

little early this month.

>> I'll be waiting.

>> Hi. Hey.

>> So, uh, Estelle, line up a bunch of

auditions for me tomorrow and I'll have

my health insurance back in no time.

That's great. But shouldn't you be on a

toilet right now?

>> What? What's wrong with you?

Nothing. Well, I I I got this blinding

pain in my stomach when I was lifting

weights before and then I uh passed out

and uh haven't been able to stand up

since. But uh I don't think it's

anything serious.

>> This sounds like a hernia. You have to

you go to the doctor.

>> No way. Hey, look. If I'm going to go to

the doctor for anything, it's going to

be for this thing sticking out of my

stomach.

That's a hernia. Might have to start

working out again.

>> Damn you 15s.

>> Dude, some guy just called for you.

>> Who wasn't?

>> I don't know. How about thanks for

taking the message? Jeez.

>> Hey, listen. You know, when you move in,

Rachel's room's going to be empty. You

want to talk about what we want to do

with it?

>> Sure.

>> Okay. I was thinking we should have a

beautiful guest room, right? with um a

mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables

with flowers on it all the time. And

then we can have like a roll top desk

with little comment cards so people can

tell us how much they love staying here.

>> Whatever. You know, I really haven't

thought about it that much.

>> Well, I like that idea obviously,

but I was thinking maybe maybe it could

be a game room, you know? I mean, you

can buy old arcade games like uh like

Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200.

The real ones, the big big big ones.

No.

>> Okay. So, you mean no as in G Chandler?

What an interesting idea. Let's discuss

it before we reject it completely.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. Of course.

Yes. Interesting idea. Um, talk about

it. But no.

>> So, that's it.

>> I just don't think that, you know,

arcade games go in the beautiful guest

room. The beautiful guest room is going

to be filled with antiques,

>> which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's

the oldest game.

>> What do you have against the beautiful

guest room?

>> Nothing. I don't have anything against

the beautiful guest room, especially

since everybody that we know lives about

30 seconds away.

>> Are you mocking me?

>> No, I'm not mocking you or your

beautiful giggling.

>> Hey, what's up?

>> Not that Monica and I had a stupid

fight.

>> But you're still moving in together,

right? because my ad came out today.

>> Wanted female roommate, non-smoker, non-

ugly.

>> Nice.

>> I just figured, you know, after living

with you, it'd be an interesting change

of pace to have a female roommate, you

know, someone I could learn from.

Someone someone who's different than me.

And what's more different than me, a guy

who's not 19, than say a girl who is 19.

Not just a hat rack, my friend.

>> Actually, I I should get going.

>> Oh, no, no, stay. Stay because you you

should you you should stay.

>> Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I

just I don't feel that way about you.

>> Oh, no, no, no. That's not No, no, no.

>> I'm sorry, Chandler. You know, you are

such a sweet guy and I I don't want to

hurt you. Oh, I I wish there was

something I could do to make you feel

better.

>> No. Well, really,

>> of course.

>> Well, it just hurts so bad. I uh

>> Oh, I'm sorry.

>> Well, maybe there is one thing you can

do.

>> What? Anything. Anything.

>> Well, u I mean, this is just off the top

of my head now. Um,

but I have this friend, uh, this actor

friend, and he would kill me if he knew

that I was doing this. Um, but,

um, would it be possible for him to get

an audition for your movie, say, on

Thursday?

>> Absolutely.

But

you you'd really feel better about me

rejecting you if your actor friend can

audition for my movie?

>> Well, the heart wants what it wants.

I'll see you later.

I don't want to hang out with you guys

two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.

>> Wh Why did she not want to hang out with

us?

>> Because she uh she she thinks that you

are blah

and and that uh you Monica are uh too

loud.

>> What?

>> What?

>> So she was just pretending to have a

good time last night. She was lying to

our faces.

>> I can't believe this. I mean, who is she

to judge us? We could not have been

nicer to her.

>> And I am not blah. I am a hoot.

>> No, come on. Please, please, you guys

don't don't be mad. I'm sure she just

she just said that stuff because she was

nervous cuz you guys are like my best

friends, you know, and it was our first

date. Plus, she's really sick.

>> No, you she No, you said you made that

up.

>> I know. But don't you think the sick

thing is way better than the play thing?

>> They're both good. I generally just go

with Monica's drunk again.

>> Come on, you guys. Come on. Please,

please, just give her another chance.

Huh? She'll come around. I promise.

>> Of course, we will. Come on. We got to

make dinner.

>> Okay.

>> I do not like that woman.

>> I can hear you.

I am loud

>> in the kitchen. I will look in the back

closet.

>> I can save you time, ladies. I'm right

here.

>> Yeah, Chandler, why don't you take a

walk? This doesn't concern you.

>> We are looking for our Christmas

presents for Monica.

>> What? That's terrible.

>> No, no, we do it every year.

>> Oh, well, that that makes it not

terrible.

>> No. Yeah, we never find them. She's

always bested us. That wy minkx.

Yeah, don't worry. We're just going to

search here for an hour and then we're

going to go over to Joey's and search.

Okay.

>> No, not okay. You can't look for

Monica's presents.

>> Oh, no, we have to.

>> No, you don't have to. And you can't

because I I live here, too.

>> Well, then you should look with us.

>> Why?

>> Chandler, aren't you worried about what

to get Monica for Christmas?

>> No. I have a great idea for a present

for her.

>> Oh, that's it. A great idea. I guess

>> Chandler, that's not enough. I mean,

what if she gets you a great present,

two medium presents, and then a bunch of

little presents, and you've just gotten

her one great present? I mean, that's

just going to make her feel bad. Why

would you do that to her, Chandler? Why?

Why?

>> If I helped, we could find him faster.

>> That's right.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
marry ˈmæri A2	verb - jiéhū (结婚)
married ˈmærɪd A2	adjective - yǐ hūnyīn (已婚)
engagement ɪnˈɡeɪdʒmənt B1	noun - yuēhūn (约婚/婚约)
proposal prəˈpoʊzəl B2	noun - jiéhūn yāoqǐng (结婚邀请)
ring rɪŋ A1	noun - jièzhǐ (戒指) verb - huán (环)
cry kraɪ A1	verb - ku qi (哭)
sick sɪk A1	adjective - bìng (病)
roommate ˈruːmmeɪt B1	noun - tóng fáng jiā (同房者)
audition ˈɔː.dɪ.ʃən B2	noun - cǎi yǎn (试演) verb - cǎiyǎn (采演)
responsibility rɪˌspɒn.sɪˈbɪl.ɪ.ti B2	noun - zérèn (责任)
tissue ˈtɪʃ.uː A2	noun - zhǐ jīn (纸巾)
friend frɛnd A1	noun - péngyou (朋友)
lucky ˈlʌki A2	adjective - xìngyùn de (幸运的)
pretend prɪˈtɛnd B1	verb - zuò wěi (做为)
pressure ˈprɛʃər B2	noun - yālì (压力) verb - yālì (压力)
forget fərˈɡɛt A2	verb - wàngjì (忘记)
promise ˈprɒmɪs B1	noun - chēngnuò (承诺) verb - chéngnuò (承诺)
nervous ˈnɜːrvəs B1	adjective - jǐnzhāng (紧张)

重点语法结构

• Okay. Give me a chance **to win** my money back.

  ➔ 目的不定式（to + 动词）

  ➔ 这里的 **"to win"** 表示目的，说明想要机会是为了赢回钱。

• I’m **going to ask** Monica to marry me.

  ➔ 表示已计划的将来动作的 ‘going to’

  ➔ **"going to ask"** 表示说话者已经决定并计划在不久的将来执行此动作。

• If she **says** no, can I have the ring?

  ➔ 第一类条件句（if + 一般现在时，will/can + 动词原形）

  ➔ 动词 **"says"** 用一般现在时，符合 *if* 引导的真实将来条件句的语法。

• I’ve **got** an acting job.

  ➔ 现在完成时（have/has + 过去分词）— “got” 为 “get” 的过去分词

  ➔ 助动词 **have** + 过去分词 **got** 表示一个在过去开始、但对现在仍然重要的动作。

• I **would** owe you so much.

  ➔ 情态动词 ‘would’ 用于假设或礼貌的条件句

  ➔ **would** 表示一种目前并不真实的假设性债务。

• I’m **not** sick.

  ➔ 现在时否定：‘not’ + 形容词

  ➔ **not** 直接否定形容词 **sick**，说明当前的事实。

• I think I’m **going to cry**.

  ➔ 间接引语：‘think’ + 现在时 + ‘going to’ 将来时

  ➔ **think** 后面嵌入 **I’m going to cry**，表明说话者对近期的预测。

• We **have been playing** these babies manto man.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时（have/has + been + 动词-ing）

  ➔ **have been playing** 表示一个从过去开始并持续至今的动作。

• I don’t know **what to say**.

  ➔ 否定动词 + 不定式从句 (what + to + 动词)

  ➔ **what to say** 作为名词短语，是动词 **know** 的宾语，表示对该说什么的困惑。