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歌词与翻译

[中文]

莫妮卡，我要辞职了。我刚刚帮助一位

81 岁的女士穿上丁字裤，但她

甚至没有买。

我告诉你，我要辞职了。就是

。我现在正在和我的老板说话。

是的，我是。我是。我是。是的，我是

。我是。我是。好的，再见。

收到此消息后请给我打电话。

哦，沃尔瑟姆先生，我呃真的需要

和你谈谈。请稍后。我正在执行一项任务

，而您有一位

客户。

嗨。你好。我是约书亚。嗨，我是雷切尔

格林。约书亚，我能为你做什么？

嗯，呃，我需要一个全新的衣柜。

我的妻子，好吧，我的前妻。哦，我很

抱歉。

不管怎样，她烧掉了我所有的衣服。我

做了两件事。这套衣服和

原来是呃裙子。

至少这是一套很棒的西装。是的，但是

把它放在裙子里的

干洗店并不是很有趣。

所以，我需要一切，包括内衣。

所以，如果你愿意，我呃我就是你的

。

好的，

雷切尔，你需要跟我说话。不，

不，那不是我。

好吧，我们应该开始了。让我给你看看我的内衣

。

我们

精选的内衣。

哦，对不起。是这样的。就是这样

。是这样的。对不起。

[音乐]

你想和 No 一起去看一场篮球

比赛吗？你知道，

篮球很有趣，因为我碰巧有

门票，可以看到喜欢尼克的

嗯

。

你觉得怎么样？哦，好吧，作为一个有空的单身

女性，

我认为你看起来很棒。啊？

是的。哦，是的。你看起来棒极了。

哦，是的。是的。这看起来很棒。

嗯，你喜欢吗？我愿意。我愿意。我喜欢

。事实上，我想我会穿着

它回家。伟大的。好的。好吧，非常感谢

您的所有帮助。

好吧，我想呃我想就是这样了。见

你。谢谢。也许我会在

春天，你知道，

泳衣带有呃。好吧，好吧，你现在

不想这样做。

没关系。不管怎样，希望有一天能

见到你。篮球。

抱歉。我呃，我有两张今晚

尼克斯队比赛的门票，如果您

感兴趣的话。作为对这

周的感谢。

哇，那太好了。真的吗？是的，

那太棒了。我的侄子

对尼克斯队很着迷。

这太棒了。非常感谢你，

雷切尔。早上好。你好。

好吧，下次，你说什么？我

有一张额外的票。额外的一张票。

不是两张票。我还有一张额外的票。

所以，当你第一次约一个人出去时，

他拒绝了你。

他没有拒绝我。他正在观看

比赛，不是吗？我得到了日期。我只是

不参与其中。

钱德勒·宾 (Chandler Bing) 的工作是什么？

天哪。这与

数字和处理有关。嗯，他带着

一个公文包。 10秒。你需要这个

，否则你就会输掉游戏。嗯，它与转发有关

。哦。

哦。哦。他是一个跨性别怪物。

这甚至不是一个词。

我能得到这个。我能得到这个。

[鼓掌]

我正要离开。很好，因为我有一份

产品报告要读。大约有八个

页。我希望我不会睡着。

你为什么写它？

哇，

看看那个。奇普·马修斯打来电话。

想知道他想要什么。

嗯，呃，实际上，我打赌他感觉到

我已经准备好与另一个

男人发生性关系。

嗯，

你为什么不给他打电话呢？

好的。

嗯，

您确定想听这个吗？哦，

我确定。

芯片。嗨，我是雷切尔。

雷切尔·格林。

是的。嗯，你给我留言了。

是的，你做到了。我的室友把它写下来了。

莫妮卡·盖勒。

哦。

哦，没错。

他打电话约莫妮卡。

这一定很尴尬。

相信我正在做指甲。

你说这会很有趣，

是这样。

另外，你说过这里还会有

个其他人。这里没有其他人

。狱卒，

那边有一个人。那是一个邮递员。

那是我们的邮递员。

嗨。你好吗？

坎德勒，别担心。这并不会让

你变得不那么有男子气概。

确实如此。

我坐在什么上面？

我不愿去想这个女人在

断掉时正在抓什么。

嘿，你知道谁曾经有这样的指甲

吗？我的天啊。

我们现在不能走。看起来瑞秋的

要上演短剧。

天啊。你失去理智了吗？不，

不，不，不，不，不。我终于想清楚了

。

我的幸运连衣裙

对我来说不太合适，但四年来，这个宝贝

从未错过。

我不能我不能让

实际上我有点想看看

会发生什么。

嘿，不错的服装。哦，是的。好吧，我

想给艾米丽以热烈的美国式

告别欢呼。那么，好吧。

准备好了吗？好的。给我一个 E. E. 给我一个

M. M. 给我一个 I. I. 给我一个 L. L.

给我一个 Y. Y. 你得到什么？

艾米丽。

艾米丽。

好的。这就是我作为啦啦队长的情况。

多田。

好的。我很好。我只是失去了一颗牙齿。

这没什么大不了的。我有一位牙医，你

知道。放到我身边。打扰一下。

好的。我现在该怎么办？我现在要做什么

？我想你已经完成了。

好的，是时候脱掉胸罩了。

[笑声]

呃，那真的很棒，

但我实际上必须起飞。脱掉

。

好吧，来吧。我们去拿你的

外套吧。好的。

雷切尔是我的女朋友。

找不到垃圾袋。哦，好吧，我

想我在这里看到了一些。

这是什么？

我不知道，但也许如果我们把

抽屉关上，它就会死掉。

不敢相信我们住在这里。

什么？什么？它是什么？您看到壁橱的

尺寸了吗？

我不敢相信我们住在这里。

A

我要给他打电话，然后我要

约他出去。我能做到。约他

出去。你好吗？

嗨约书亚。我是

Bloomingdales 的 Rachel Green。

是的。嗯，我只是想知道你是否嗯

嗯

今天把钱包落在商店了。

嘿。哦，佛蒙特州怎么样？艾米丽

令人难以置信。我的意思是，没有

个词来形容她。整个周末

就像一场梦。

哦，还有你，Ra。嘿，你说得太对了。

什么？呃，你所说的我们终于

能够真正

为彼此感到高兴。我的意思是，我我我

承认我不完全在那里，你知道吗？

我的意思是，想到你和那个

乔希·约书亚

那个在俱乐部跳舞的家伙，度过了愉快的

时光，想到它有点

你知道。是的。但现在，但现在我已经完全

了。我终于到了你

所在的地方。噢，谢天谢地。

谢谢艾米丽。哦，没问题。

我很高兴能提供帮助，你知道。

为你高兴。为你高兴。哦，不。

为你高兴。购买并包装所有

圣诞礼物。不。

我呃哦，我每天早上都会给你榨新鲜的橙子

汁，并添加额外的果肉。

是的。不，

我明白了。

你没有。我就这么明白了。关于此事将会有

的谣言。

没有办法阻止它。苏菲知道。莫妮卡

和菲比知道。莫妮卡和

菲比是怎么知道的？哦，我给他们打电话了。

当他们问我看到了什么时，我可以

非常慷慨

，也可以非常小气。

继续。我可以让你成为传奇。

我可以让你成为这一代的米尔顿

布尔。

米尔顿·布尔 (Milton Burl) 哦，不是与

你相比。

你好。嘿。嘿。你好，钱德勒。

我爱你。

嘿，发生了什么事？哦，

不，他没有。

持续了两个小时。

这太棒了。感谢您执行

操作。哦，拜托。做饭可以让我平静下来。

所以深入挖掘吧。对。哦，这一切看起来都很好

。

天啊。哦，我知道。天哪，这是

所以这米饭我太棒了。

在你身后。

是的，抱歉。他们曾经住在这里，

有时他们会搬回来。

有没有什么办法让他们

不在这里？只是呃

农场的鸟真的有点吓坏了我

。

好的。好的。

开始吧。开始了。

就这样吧。

嘿，你是怎么做到的？

全部消失了。那么，农场里的鸟，是吧？是的，

这是我唯一奇怪的事情。我发誓。

我本来会告诉你这件事，

但我不知道他们会在这里

。

所以，好吧。

好的。

那么，我可以为您提供一些什么吗？

什么是什么？没有什么。我呃只是

我知道他们还在

那里。

他们在大厅对面。我的意思是，那是

两扇门之外。它们需要

很长时间才能从

这里啄回来。

这一点都不好笑。

好的。你知道，如果

我们去别的地方你会感觉好一点吗？我的意思是，我们可以

收拾好所有这些东西，然后去

到你的公寓。呃，他们本周正在处理

。真是一团糟。但是，

呃，我住在我父母家。我们

可以去那里。你的父母？是的。

他们出城了。哦，是的。这是一个

巨大的地方，并且可以看到

公园的美丽景色。这会非常、

非常浪漫。你怎么说？是的，

有效。

是的。他们能闻到恐惧的味道。

嘿，新钱包，是吧？呃，是的，那是

时间。你知道，旧的皮革避孕套

已经不再酷了。

Rachel，你刚刚将一个空纸箱

放回冰箱。哦，是的。我知道，

但垃圾已经满了。

你倒过垃圾吗？

嗯，我呃以为你喜欢这样做。

左边第三个门。正确的。

哦，嘿，触发器先生。嘿。

你在做什么？嗯，

哦。哦，

对不起。它有点旧，但是

你阻碍了拍摄。我刚刚

花了半个小时疏通堵塞。

对不起。我没有，我不常来这里

。哦，是的。你当然不知道。

因为你是一位小公主。

爸爸，给我买个披萨。爸爸，给我买一个

糖果工厂。爸爸，让

只猫的演员们给我唱生日快乐歌。

好吧，你认为你可以进来

这里，弄乱，穿着

工作服的大个子，或者来清理它，是吗？

那么，你为什么不考虑找其他人

来改变一下呢？

好的，抱歉。

天哪，你会为此哭泣的。

我的意思是，我妈妈从来没有想过这会

成功。

她曾经是个骗子，一直是

骗子。

嗯。哦，我只是希望这四个月我们没有失去

。

但如果您需要时间，只是为了

获得一些视角，

我们正在休息。

咖啡馆。你打赌。对于

记录，需要两个人才能打破

这段关系。是的。你和那个来自复印地点的

女孩，昨天

你对

承担了全部责任。我不知道我要承担

的责任。好的。我没有

写完整封信。什么？我

睡着了。你睡着了吗？

那是早上 5:30，你

漫无目的地写了 18 页，

前后。

哦，顺便说一下，y u 撇号 re e

表示您是。 Y r 表示你的。

你知道，我简直不敢相信我什至想过

与你复合。我们

就这样结束了。

我觉得很好。

哦。哦，还有嘿嘿嘿。当

拼写小技巧会派上用场。嘿，

您周六晚上在家

和莫妮卡玩拼字游戏时，这些

抱歉。

我只是对你会错过的所有睡眠感到难过

。希望你是

和我一起。哦，不。不。你不用担心

我睡着了。我还保留着

你的信。

[音乐]

那是什么鬼？

[音乐]

那是什么鬼？那是你吗？

男孩，你真的不是一个早起的

人。退后吧。

站起来。起床。起床。

那是什么噪音？你。

这是小鸡。她正在经历一些

变化。

什么样的变化？好吧，兽医

似乎认为她正在变成一只

公鸡。

我们正在征求第二意见。

两周的事情。无论如何，我只是不想

希望事情以这种方式结束，你知道。或者

也许你不希望它结束​​。

你是什么意思？你似乎真的

喜欢她。

是的，我真的这么做。

是的，但是我该怎么办？我的意思是，

我们都同意这将是

两周的事情，你知道，没有承诺。

罗斯，

那个女孩刚刚花了整个晚上

和你的朋友聊天，

要求听听关于你的故事，

浏览莫妮卡的相册。

我的意思是，如果你只是

两周，你就不会这样做。

你觉得呢？是的。

你还有大约 14 个小时，直到她

到达机场，而你正

坐在走廊里，身边坐着一位 28 岁、嘴唇肥厚的

啦啦队员。

是的，你说得对。是的，

谢谢。

那是什么相册？我不知道。

你和一群白化病孩子。

天啊。那些不是白化病孩子。

那是计算机营。抵达。抵达。

有趣的故事。昨天我在

街上遇见了乔安娜。

我的老板乔安娜？嗯，那一定很尴尬

。嗯，不，实际上，她

问我是否想喝一杯。

你呃没有答应，是吗？

不。

你好，雷切尔。

嗯，一开始不是。

她在这里做什么？

我不明白。上次你和她

出去时，你说她是个大人物

乏味的家伙。好吧，我想我也很快就判断了她

，这次我们能够

将关系提升到一个新的水平。

好吧，上次我差点被解雇。你

必须结束它。你必须现在就结束它。哦，

来吧。这对我来说并不是

每天都会发生的事情。我的意思是，

通常我自己就在

那里。

我做到了。我完成了。这一切都是我自己完成的

。而且没有人可以拥抱。

嘿。嘿，你们。我一个人走完了

十字路口。拥抱我。耶。

恭喜。谢谢。嘿，

餐饮怎么样？哦，太棒了。

寡妇不肯付钱，所以菲比对

她大喊大叫，直到她付钱为止。是的。我是个硬汉

，我也是个胆小鬼

，我们应该成为合作伙伴。是啊，硬

屁股和胆小鬼。我们可以打击犯罪。

你还好吗？

我很好。我真的真的

很高兴。

想知道为什么吗？我是吗？

因为我对我们真的很高兴。

我认为我们是在

正确的轨道上，你知道。我的意思是，我认为

我们正在工作。我想我们正在点击。

是的，当然。当然。我们正在

点击。是的。是的。你知道，如果

有一个小领域

，我认为我们需要

开展工作，我会认为

我们还不够疯狂。

我不得不说我不太确定我是否同意

。

嗯，是的。格雷格，你知道，是的，你是

是对的。我的意思是，我们，你知道，我们有

的乐趣。是的。但这是

我们是我，我的意思是，就像疯了一样，你知道。

好的。好的。

这听起来像是，

你知道，有点仓促，但呃，

跟我一起去吧。

如果我们结婚了怎么办？

什么？哦，我知道。我知道。就是这样

完全就像，哇，我们可以这样做吗

？你知道？我的意思是，但我的意思是，

感觉不错。你不认为

是这样吗？我的意思是，感觉不错。不

哇。呃，雷切尔，嗯，你是

一位真正的

特别女士，

但我的离婚还没有结束。和

，我们已经约会过四次了。

所以，我想不，

但是

谢谢。

你这个白痴。

[音乐]

嗯，我刚刚给约书亚打了电话。哦，

怎么样？好吧，我尽力让他

相信我不是一个

渴望结婚的疯狂女孩。我只是

正在经历一段艰难的时期。他

说什么？嗯，呃，他的答录机

非常理解。

我感觉很沮丧。

嘿，你知道什么能让你高兴起来吗？

什么？

你知道，我必须告诉你，这

确实让我心情更好。

我希望有一份工作可以让我

一直穿着它。

也许有一天会有。

天哪，那是钱德勒。他要

过来为他的

重要约会借一些蜡烛。哦好的。不，不，雷切尔，

不明白。见我们。不。是的，

新郎看不到新娘。你不会

嫁给钱德勒。不是在这之后。

好的，伙计们。放松点。

我愿意。

[掌声]

我得走了。

是的。嗯，应该可以了。

[音乐]

在这里。

早上的

你必须这么做。今天是星期六。

哦，来吧。早上来了。

早上

在这里。早上来了。阳光在这里

。

[音乐]

我讨厌这间公寓。

我讨厌这些墙壁的颜色。我讨厌

这个地方仍然闻起来

像鸟。

讨厌那个唱歌的人。你在开玩笑吧？

我爱那个人。

早上到了。早上就停止了。

我会杀了你。

嘿，看看这个。今晚他们将点亮

大圣诞树。嗯，那份

论文已经两周了。

好吧。谁总是把

旧报纸扔进垃圾桶？

我真的很想带凯西去看这个。我

不敢相信我错过了它。嘿，你

知道，至少你有一个想念的人

那个东西。讨厌一年中

的这个时候独自一人。接下来你会知道，

是情人节，然后是我的生日，

然后砰的一声，在你意识到之前，他们又

点燃了那棵该死的树。

我想要一个人。

你知道，我想要一个男人。

我的意思是，它甚至不必是一个很大的

关系。你知道，就像

一样很棒。真的吗？我不认为

女孩只是想纵情狂欢。

好吧，让我告诉你一件事。

我已经很久没有被抛弃了。

好吧，我知道

圣诞节要送什么给你。

你知道吗？我的办公室里有一些好人

。你要我给你安排吗？

是的。等一下。我单身已经

很长一段时间了。为什么

你以前从未提供过这个？好吧，

我有女朋友了。我我很高兴。

所以，我不再觉得有必要以

的方式去阻止别人

快乐。

好的。没有会计师。哦，没有人

是合法的。我不喜欢做

无聊工作的人。哦，罗斯是什么样的？

驯狮员。

[音乐]

[英语]

Monica, I'm quitting. I just helped an

81-year-old woman put on a thong and she

didn't even buy it.

I'm telling you, I'm quitting. That's

it. I'm talking to my boss right now.

Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yes, I

am. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Okay, bye.

Call me when you get this message.

Oh, Mr. Waltham, I uh really need to

talk to you. In a moment, please. I'm in

the middle of a task and you have a

customer.

Hi. Hi. I'm Joshua. Hi, I'm Rachel

Green. What can I do for you, Joshua?

Well, uh, I need a whole new wardrobe.

My wife, well, my exwife. Oh, I'm so

sorry.

Anyway, she burned all of my clothes. I

got away with two things. This suit and

turned out to be a uh skirt.

At least that's a great suit. Yeah, but

it wasn't much fun dropping it off at

the dry cleaners in the skirt.

So, I need everything down to underwear.

So, if you're willing, I'm uh I'm all

yours.

Okay,

Rachel, you needed to speak to me. No,

no, that wasn't me.

Well, we should get started. Let me show

you my underwear.

The selection of underwear that we

carry.

Oh, I'm sorry. It's this way. It's this

way. It's this way. Sorry.

[Music]

Would you like to go to a basketball

game with No. You know, it's funny

basketball because I happen to have

tickets to the

um

who likes the Nick.

What do you think? Oh, well, as a single

woman who is available,

I think you look great. Huh?

Yep. Oh, yeah. You look great.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. This looks great.

Um, so you like it? I do. I do. I love

it. In fact, I think I'm going to wear

it home. Great. All right. Well, thank

you so much for all your help.

Well, I guess uh I guess this is it. See

you. Thanks. Maybe I'll see you in the

spring, you know, with the uh for the

bathing suits. Well, well, you don't

want to do that now.

That's okay. I Anyway, hopefully I I'll

see you around sometime. Basketball.

Sorry. I uh I have two tickets to the

Knicks game tonight if you're

interested. Just as a thank you for this

week.

Wow, that would be great. Really? Yeah,

that would be fantastic. My my nephew is

crazy about the Knicks.

This is fantastic. Thank you so much,

Rachel. Good morning. Hi.

Okay, for next time, what do you say? I

have an extra ticket. An extra ticket.

Not two tickets. I have an extra ticket.

So, the first time you asked a guy out,

he he turned you down.

He didn't turn me down. He's at the

game, isn't he? I got the date. I'm just

not on it.

What is Chandler Bing's job?

Oh gosh. This has something to do with

numbers and processing. Well, he carries

a briefcase. 10 seconds. You need this

or you lose the game. It's um it has

something to do with transponding. Oh.

Oh. Oh. He's a trans monster.

That's not even a word.

I can get this. I can get this.

[Applause]

I was just leaving. Good, cuz I've got a

product report to read. It's like eight

pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.

Why did you write it?

Whoa,

look at that. Chip Matthews called.

Wonder what he wants.

Well, uh, actually, I bet he sensed that

I was ready to have sex with another

guy.

Well, um,

why don't you give him a call?

Okay.

Um,

are you sure you want to hear this? Oh,

I'm sure.

Chip. Hi, it's Rachel.

Rachel Green.

Yeah. Um, you left me a message.

Yes, you did. My roommate wrote it down.

Monica Geller.

Oh.

Oh, that's right.

He called to ask out Monica.

That's That's got to be embarrassing.

Believe I'm getting my nails done. And

you said it was going to be fun,

which kind of is.

Also, you said there were going to be

other guys here. There are no other guys

here. Jailer, there's a guy right over

there. That's a mailman.

That's our mailman.

Hi. How are you?

Kandler, don't worry. This doesn't make

you any less of a guy.

That does.

What am I sitting on?

I'd hate to think what this woman was

scratching when this broke off.

Hey, you know uh who used to have nails

like that? Oh my god.

We can't go now. It looks like Rachel's

going to put on a skit.

Oh my god. Have you lost your mind? No,

no, no, no, no, no. I'm finally thinking

clearly.

My lucky dress wasn't working out too

well for me, but for 4 years, this baby

never missed.

I I cannot I can't let

actually I kind of want to see what

happens.

Hey, nice uh costume. Oh yeah. Well, I

wanted to give Emily a big American

goodbye cheer. So, okay.

Ready? Okay. Give me an E. E. Give me an

M. M. Give me an I. I. Give me an L. L.

Give me a Y. Y. What do you get?

Emily.

Emily.

Okay. So, that's me as a cheerleader.

Tada.

Fine. I'm fine. I just lose the tooth.

It's no big deal. I have a dentist, you

know. Put to my side. Excuse me.

Okay. What do I do now? What do I do

now? I think you're done.

Okay, time to take off the bra.

[Laughter]

Uh, that was really uh great,

but I I got to take off, actually. Take

off.

All right, come on. Let's go get your

coat. Okay.

Rachel is my girlfriend.

Can't find garbage bags. Oh, well, I

think I saw some in here.

What is it?

I don't know, but maybe if we keep that

drawer shut, it'll die.

Can't believe we're living here.

What? What? What is it? Did you see the

size of the closets?

I can't believe we live here.

A

I'm going to call him up and I'm going

to ask him out. I can do that. Ask him

out. How you doing?

Hi Joshua. It's Rachel Green from

Bloomingdales.

Yeah. Um I was just wondering if you um

if you um

left your wallet at the store today.

Hey. Oh, how was Vermont? Emily is

incredible. I mean, there there are no

words to describe her. The whole weekend

was was like a dream.

Oh, and you, Ra. Hey, you were so right.

What? Uh, what you said about us finally

being in a place where we could really

be happy for each other. I mean, I I I

admit I I wasn't quite there, you know?

I mean, the thought of you and that that

Josh guy Joshua Joshua

guy at that club dancing, having a good

time, and the thought of it kind of

you know. Yeah. But now, but now I'm

totally there. I'm I'm finally where you

are. Oh, thank goodness.

And thank you for Emily. Oh, no problem.

I'm so glad I could help, you know.

Happy for you. Happy for you. Oh, no.

Happy for you. Buy and wrap all of your

Christmas gifts. No.

I uh Oh, I'll squeeze you fresh orange

juice every morning with extra pulp.

Yeah. No,

I've got it.

You don't have it. I so got it. There's

going to be rumors about this. There's

no way to stop it. Sophie knows. Monica

and Phoebe know. How do Monica and

Phoebe know? Oh, I called them.

When they ask me what I saw, I can be

very generous

or very stingy.

Go on. I can make you a legend.

I can make you this generation's Milton

Burl.

And Milton Burl has Oh, not compared to

you.

Hello. Hey. Hey. Hello, Chandler.

I love you.

Hey, what's going on? Oh,

no, he doesn't.

Two hours that lasted.

This is so nice. Thank you for doing

this. Oh, please. Cooking soothes me.

So dig in. Right. Oh, it all looks so

good.

Oh my god. Oh, I know. My god, this is

so This rice is I am so good.

Behind you.

Yeah, sorry. They used to live here and

sometimes they migrate back over.

Is there uh is there some way that they

could uh not be here? It's just that uh

farm birds really kind of freaked me

out.

Okay. Okay.

Here we go. Here we go.

There you go.

Hey, how'd you do that?

All gone. So, farm birds, huh? Yeah,

it's it's my only weird thing. I swear.

And I I would have told you about it,

but I didn't know that they would be

here.

So, all right.

Okay.

So, can I serve you a little of what?

What's What? Nothing. I uh It's just

that I know that they're still out

there.

They're across the hall. I mean, that's

two doors away. It's going to take them

a long time to peck their way back over

here.

That's That's not funny.

Okay. You know, would you feel better if

we went someplace else? I mean, we could

pack all this stuff up and, you know, go

to your apartment. Uh, they're working

on it this week. It's a total mess. But,

uh, I'm staying at my parents house. We

could go there. Your parents? Yeah.

They're out of town. Oh, yeah. It's a

huge place and and it's got this

gorgeous view of the park. It'd be very,

very romantic. What do you say? Yeah,

that works.

Yeah. They can smell fear.

Hey, new wallet, huh? Uh, yeah, it was

time. The old condom ring in the leather

just doesn't say cool anymore, you know.

Rachel, you just put an empty carton

back in the fridge. Oh, yeah. I know,

but the garbage was full.

Have you ever taken out the trash?

Well, I uh thought you liked doing it.

Third door on the left. Right.

Oh, hey Mr. Trigger. Hey there.

What are you doing? Um,

oh. Oh,

I'm sorry. It's a little old, but

you're clogging up the shoot. I just

spent a half hour unclogging.

I'm sorry. I didn't I don't come in here

a lot. Oh, yeah. Of course you don't.

Cuz you're a little princess.

Daddy, buy me a pizza. Daddy, buy me a

candy factory. Daddy, make the cast of

cats sing happy birthday to me.

Well, you think you can just come in

here, make a mess, a big man in the

coveralls, or come and clean it up, huh?

Well, why don't you think of someone

else for a change?

Okay, I'm sorry.

God, you're going to cry about it.

I mean, my mom never thought this would

work out.

She was all once a cheater, always a

cheater.

Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost

those four months.

But if time was what you needed, just to

gain a little perspective,

We were on a break.

Coffee house. You bet. And for the

record, it took two people to break up

this relationship. Yeah. You and that

girl from the copy place, which

yesterday you took full responsibility

for. I didn't know what I was taking

responsibility for. Okay. I didn't

finish the whole letter. What? I fell

asleep. You fell asleep?

It was 5:30 in the morning and you had

rambled on for 18 pages,

front and back.

Oh, and by the way, y u apostrophe re e

means you are. Y r means your.

You know, I can't believe I even thought

of getting back together with you. We

are so over.

Fine by me.

Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little

spelling tips will come in handy when

you're at home on Saturday nights

playing Scrabble with Monica. Hey,

sorry.

I just feel bad about all that sleep

you're going to miss. Wishing you were

with me. Oh, no. No. Don't you worry

about me falling asleep. I still have

your letter.

[Music]

What the hell is that?

[Music]

What the hell is that? Is that you?

Boy, you are really not a morning

person. Just back off.

Get up. Get up. Get up.

What is that noise? You.

It's the chick. She's going through some

changes.

What kind of changes? Well, the vet

seems to think that she's becoming a

rooster.

We're getting a second opinion.

two week thing. Anyway, I just didn't

want it to end this way, you know. Or

maybe you didn't want it to end.

What do you mean? You seem to really

like her.

Yeah, I really do.

Yeah, but what am I going to do? I mean,

we we both agreed it was going to be a

two week thing, you know, no commitment.

Ross,

that girl just spent the entire evening

talking to your friends,

asking to hear stories about you,

looking through Monica's photo albums.

I mean, you don't do that if you're just

in it for two weeks.

You think? Yeah.

You've got like 14 hours until she has

to be at the airport and you're sitting

here in a hallway with a 28-year-old

cheerleader with a fat lip.

Yeah, you're right. Yeah,

thanks.

What photo album was it? I don't know.

You and a bunch of albino kids.

Oh my god. Those weren't albino kids.

That was computer camp. Reach. Reach.

Funny story. I bumped into Joanna on the

street yesterday.

My boss Joanna? Well, that must have

been awkward. Well, no, actually, she

asked me if I wanted to get a drink.

You uh didn't say yes to that, did you?

No.

Hello, Rachel.

Well, not at first.

What is she doing here?

I don't understand. Last time you went

out with her, you said she was a big

dull dud. Well, I think I judged her too

quickly, and this time we were able to

take the relationship to the next level.

Well, last time I almost got fired. You

must end it. You must end it now. Oh,

come on. It's not like this is an

everyday occurrence for me. I mean,

usually I'm pretty much just in there by

myself.

I did it. I finished it. I did it all by

myself. And there's nobody to hug.

Hey. Hey, you guys. I finished the

crossroad all by myself. Hug me. Yay.

Congratulations. Thank you. Hey, how'd

the catering go? Oh, it was great. The

widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at

her till she did. Yeah. I'm a hard ass

and I'm a wuss

and we should be partners. Yeah, hard

ass and wuss. We can fight crime.

You okay?

I'm more than okay. I am really really

happy.

Want to know why? Do I?

Cuz I am really happy about us.

I think we are I think we are so on the

right track, you know. I mean, I think

we are working. I think we are clicking.

Yeah, sure. Sure. We're we're we're

clicking. Yeah. Yeah. You know, if if

there was just like one little area

where I that I think we we would need to

work on, I I would think it was that

we're just not crazy enough.

I I got to say I'm not too sure I agree

with that.

Well, yeah. Greg, you know, yeah, you're

right. I mean, we, you know, we have our

fun. Yeah. But it's

we're I I mean, like crazy, you know.

Okay. All right.

This is going to this is going to sound,

you know, a little um hasty, but uh just

go with me.

What if we got married?

What? Oh, I know. I know. It's It's so

It's so totally like, whoa, can we do

this? You know? I mean, but I mean, it

just feels right. Don't you think it

does? I mean, it just feels right. Don't

Wow. Uh Rachel, um you're

a real

special lady,

but my divorce isn't final yet. and and

and we've been on four dates.

So, I'm thinking no,

but

thanks.

You idiot.

[Music]

Well, I just called Joshua. Oh, how'd it

go? Well, I did my best to convince him

that I'm not some crazy girl who is

dying to get married. That I'm just

going through a hard time. What'd he

say? Well, uh, his answering machine was

very understanding.

I feel blue.

Hey, you know what might cheer you up?

What?

You know, I got to tell you, this really

does put me in a better mood.

I wish there was a job where I could

wear this all the time.

Maybe someday there will be.

Oh god, that's Chandler. He's going to

come by and borrow some candles for his

big date. Oh, okay. No, no, Rachel,

don't get it. See us. No. Yeah, the

groom cannot see the bride. You're not

going to marry Chandler. Not after this.

Okay, guys. Just relax.

I do.

[Applause]

I got to go.

Yeah. Well, that ought to do it.

[Music]

here.

The morning's

You have to do that. It's Saturday.

Oh, come on. Morning's here.

Morning's

here. The morning's here. Sunshine is

here.

[Music]

I hate this apartment.

I hate the color of these walls. I hate

the fact that this place still smells

like bird.

Hate that singing guy. Are you kidding?

I love that guy.

Morning's here. Morning is Stop it.

I will kill you.

Hey, look at this. They're lighting the

big Christmas tree tonight. Um, that

paper's two weeks old.

All right. Who keeps leaving old

newspapers in the trash?

I really wanted to take Kathy to this. I

can't believe I missed it. Hey, you

know, at least you have somebody to miss

that stuff with. Hate being alone this

time of year. Next thing you know, it'll

be Valentine's Day, then my birthday,

then bang, before you know it, they're

lighting that damn tree again.

I want somebody.

You know, I want a man.

I mean, it doesn't even have to be a big

relationship. You know, just like a

fling would be great. Really? I didn't

think girls ever just wanted a fling.

Well, let me tell you something. It's

been a long time since I've been flung.

Well, I know what I'm giving you for

Christmas.

You know what? There are some nice guys

at my office. You want me to set you up?

Yeah. Wait a minute. It's been a long

time that I've been single. How come

you've never offered this before? Well,

I have a girlfriend. I'm I'm happy.

So, I no longer feel the need to go out

of my way to stop others from being

happy.

Okay. No accountants. Oh, and no one

from like legal. I don't like guys with

boring jobs. Oh, and Ross was like what?

A lion tamer.

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
quitting /ˈkwɪtɪŋ/ A2	verb - 辞职 (cízhí)
thong /θɒŋ/ B1	noun - 细带 (xìdài)
wardrobe /ˈwɔːr.drəʊb/ A2	noun - 衣橱 (yīchú)
underwear /ˈʌndər.weər/ A1	noun - 内衣 (nèiyī)
basketball /ˈbɑːskɪtbɔːl/ A1	noun - 篮球 (lánqiú)
tickets /ˈtɪkɪts/ A1	noun - 票 (piào)
bathing /ˈbeɪðɪŋ/ A1	verb - 洗澡 (xǐzǎo)
briefcase /ˈbriːf.keɪs/ A2	noun - 公文包 (gōngwénbāo)
transponding /trænˈspɒndɪŋ/ C1	verb - 转发信号 (zhuǎnfā xìnhào)
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ A2	adjective - 尴尬的 (gānà de)
cheerleader /ˈtʃɪər.liː.dər/ A2	noun - 拉拉队队员 (lālaqúiduìyuán)
costume /ˈkɒs.tjuːm/ A2	noun - 服装 (fúzhuāng)
rooster /ˈruː.stər/ A1	noun - 公鸡 (gōngjī)
commitment /kəˈmɪt.mənt/ B1	noun - 承诺 (chéngnuò)
album /ˈæl.bəm/ A1	noun - 专辑 (zhuānjí)
divorce /dɪˈvɔːrs/ A2	noun - 离婚 (líhūn)