Hello. Hi. We'd like to close our
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accounts. Close your accounts? Is there
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some kind of problem? No, no, no. We
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just like to close them.
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Okay. Miss Lambert handles all our
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closures. Would you come over here,
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I want to quit the bank.
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So, you didn't leave the bank? No. And
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somehow we ended up with a joint
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What are you ever going to use that for?
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To pay for the gym.
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Uh, Department of Sanitation.
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It's my It's my hamster. It's Mitsy. Oh
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my god. I'm I'm so sorry, Sher. I I must
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have freaked out. Oh, thank God it's not
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Mitsy. It's just a rat. Gentlemen,
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you're up first. Okay. Okay. You have 30
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The lightning round begins. Stop it.
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Now, what was Monica's nickname when she
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was a field hockey goalie? Big fat
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Rachel claims this is her favorite
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movie, Dangerous Leaison. Correct. Her
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actual favorite movie is Weekend of
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In what part of her body did Monica get
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a pencil stuck at age 14? Who?
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ear. All right. Monica categorizes her
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towels. How many categories are there?
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Everyday use. Fancy guest. Fancy guest.
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11. Unbelievable. 11 is correct.
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All right. That's four for the guys.
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Ladies, you're up. All right. Come on.
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30 seconds on the clock. Five correct
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questions wins the game. The lightning
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round begins now. What is Joey's
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favorite food? Sandwiches. Correct.
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Chandler was how old when he first
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touched a girl's breast? 14. No, 19.
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Joey had an imaginary childhood friend.
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His name was Lurice. Correct. His
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profession was space cowboy. Correct.
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What is Chandler Bing's job?
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Oh gosh. This has something to do with
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numbers and processing. Well, he carries
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a briefcase. 10 seconds. You need this
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or you lose the game. It's um has
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something to do with transponding. Oh.
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Oh. He's a trans trans monster.
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That's not even a word.
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I can get this. I can get this.
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I made a bet with myself that you had
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beautiful eyes. Now that I see them, I
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We're at my stop. But would you like to
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Are we really in Montreal? Yes, we are.
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Coffee sounds great.
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Wait, so so you live in Montreal? Oh,
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no, but it's just a two-hour ferry ride
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and I were talking and and I was so
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upset about the hall being knocked down
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and she suggested that we just put the
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wedding off for a bit.
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She said what? She said if I'm not going
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to be happy getting married somewhere
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that we can find in a day, well then we
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should just postpone it.
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it. Emily, do you think Monica realizes
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how much our parents spent on this
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wedding? Do you think my sister's teeny
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tiny little brain comprehends that
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people took time out of their lives to
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fly thousands of miles to be here? Huh?
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I realize that people are going to be
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disappointed, but I'm sure they'll come
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back when we can do it right. Well, I
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can't ask people to do that. Would you
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ask people to do that? Don't you point
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We have no choice. Anywhere that's half
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decent will have been booked months ago.
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Ross, don't you understand? This is our
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wedding I'm talking about. The only
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thing I understand is postponing it is
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not an option. This is when we're
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getting married. So, what are you
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saying? It's now or never. No, I'm
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saying it's now or there's no or in
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mine. What is wrong with these pants?
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It's not the pants. It's you backwards.
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And if and if you don't understand how
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important this is to me, well then
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perhaps we shouldn't be getting married
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at all. Emily, no. Wait, stop. Emily,
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I mean, my mom never thought this would
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out. She was all once a cheater, always
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Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost
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But if time was what you needed just to
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gain a little perspective,
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we were on a break.
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Coffee house. You bet. And for the
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record, it took two people to break up
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this relationship. Yeah. You and that
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girl from that copy place, which
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yesterday you took full responsibility
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for. I didn't know what I was taking
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responsibility for. Okay. I didn't
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finish the whole letter. What? I fell
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asleep. You fell asleep.
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It was 5:30 in the morning and you had
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back. Oh, and by the way, y apostrophe
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re means you are. Y R means you're
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You know, I can't believe I even thought
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of getting back together with you. We
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Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little
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spelling tips will come in handy when
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you're at home on Saturday nights
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playing Scrabble with Monica. Hey,
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I just feel bad about all that sleep
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you're going to miss. Wishing you were
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with me. Oh, no. No. Don't you worry
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about me falling asleep. I still have
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your letter. That's what I got going for
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the party so far liquor-wise.
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Get a lot of liquor. Great. Great. Okay.
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Now, uh, in terms of the invite list,
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obviously I got you, me, and Chandler,
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and I'm going to invite Gunther because,
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well, we've been talking about this
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pretty loud. I'll be
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there. Oh, listen. I know it's your
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party, but I'd really like to limit the
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number of museum geeks that are going to
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be there. Yeah. Tell you what, let's not
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invite any of the anthropologists, okay?
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Just the dinosaur dudes.
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Okay. We need a six-ack of Zema.
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Hey guys, what are you doing? Oh, just
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planning my bachelor party with my best
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man. Yeah, well, good luck trying to top
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the last one. Yeah, see, I don't think
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it's going to be that difficult
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considering this one won't take place in
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the basement of a Pizza Hut.
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Oh, I'm Ross. I'm Ross. I'm too good for
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the hut. I'm too good for the hut.
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Look, I got to go pick up Ben. Uh,
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everything so far sounds great, Joey.
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Just remember, keep it on the mellow
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side, okay? Just a couple of guys
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hanging out playing poker. No, no
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strippers or anything. Okay, you got it.
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Okay, see you later. Yeah.
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Have fun planning your mellow bachelor
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There's going to be strippers there. You
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didn't say anything about no strippers.
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He just said no strippers. Oh, I chose
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Hey, Monica, it's Chip. Yes. Who's Chip?
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Was good running into you at the bank
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today. So, uh, here's my number.
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5559323. Give me a call later. Chip.
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This is Chip Matthews. The guy who took
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Rachel to the prom. Why is he calling
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you? Because I ran into him at the bank.
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He is still so cute. Monica, you're so
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lucky. He's like the most popular guy in
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okay, okay. Goodbye. Oh my god, we just
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had the best conversation.
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I was just leaving. Good, cuz I've got a
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product report to read. It's like eight
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pages. I hope I don't fall asleep.
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Why did you write it?
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Whoa, look at that. Chip Matthews
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called. Wonder what he wants.
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Well, uh, actually, I bet he sensed that
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I was ready to have sex with another
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um, why don't you give him a call?
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Um, are you sure you want to hear this?
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Green. Yeah. Um, you left me a
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message. Yes, you did. My roommate wrote
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right. He called to ask out
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Monica. That's That's got to be
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No. Gandalf. Gandalf is coming to town.
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Kathy's with her parents. I have nothing
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to do. So, tomorrow we are partying with
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Gandalf. Dude, dude, we are so going to
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Wow. Okay, dude alert.
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And who is this guy? Mike Gandalf
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Ganderson. Only like the funnest guy in
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the world. I'm going to call and get off
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work tomorrow. I'm going to call after
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This is going to be so cool, dude. We
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never party anymore. Woo!
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All right. Were you guys smoking
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something in the back of our van?
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Really? And what do you mean we never
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have fun anymore? You have fun with me.
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Remember the time we saw those
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strippers? Then you paid me 50 bucks to
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Joey, you are going to love this guy.
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Gandalf is like the party wizard. Well,
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why do you call him Gandalf? Gandalf the
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Hello. Didn't you read Lord of the Rings
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No, I had sex in high school. Emily
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is incredible. I mean, there there are
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no words to describe her. The whole
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weekend was was like a dream.
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Oh, and you, Ra. Hey. Hey. You were so
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right. What uh what you said about us
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finally being in a place where we could
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really be happy for each other. I mean,
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I I I admit I I wasn't quite there, you
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know? I mean, the thought of you and
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that that Josh guy Joshua Joshua
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guy at that club dancing, having a good
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time, and the thought of it kind of,
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you know. Yeah. But now, but now I'm
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totally there. I'm I'm finally where you
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are. Oh, thank goodness.
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And thank you for Emily. Oh, no problem.
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I'm so glad I could help, you know.
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Happy for you. Happy for you. Oh, no.
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Happy for you. Hey, listen, man. About
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the stripper. Yeah. Good call.
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Little announcement. Little
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announcement. I've decided that my best
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man is my best friend, Gunther.
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What's my last name?
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Thanks for not marrying Rachel.
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Oh, hey, Gunther. Don't Don't forget
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Hey. Hey, what are those? Got little
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party favors. Check it out.
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Wow. Yeah. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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A. Okay. Okay. Little announcement. Just
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want everybody to know that the position
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of my best man is still open and uh you
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know so is the position of the bride.
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Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chili on
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Two week thing anyway. I just didn't
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want it to end this way, you know. Or
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maybe you didn't want it to end.
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What do you mean? You seem to really
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do. Yeah, but what am I going to do? I
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mean, we we both agreed it was going to
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be a two week thing, you know, no
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Ross, that girl just spent the entire
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evening talking to your
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friends, asking to hear stories about
15:38
you, looking through Monica's photo
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albums. I mean, you don't do that if
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you're just in it for two weeks.
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you've got like 14 hours until she has
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to be at the airport and you're sitting
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here in a hallway with a 28-year-old
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cheerleader with a fat lip.
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Yeah, you're right. Yeah.
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What photo album was it? I don't know.
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You and a bunch of albino kids.
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Oh my god. Those weren't albino kids.
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That was computer camp. Reach.
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Here. They have this. I'm only allowed
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one piece of carryon anyway.
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Uh, listen. I I I have to tell you
16:53
something. Um, I've been thinking I'm
16:56
just going to come out and say it. Okay.
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