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[中文]

当他们都围着你时，去进入

你父亲的管道装配生意是这样

你认输

不不，你决定去做

失业的演员

业务，罗斯，听着，现在你想要

喝点什么吗，因为我要上去

那里，呃，是的，我来杯咖啡，谢谢

人，当然咖啡，不要咖啡，因为我要去

上去，哦不要，谢谢

我要上去，我想要一杯冰水

你有吗

它，乔，你在干什么，只是…

友好的乔，我不认为你…

本应该回去，不，不是…

好吧，对

聚集别对…眨眼

我把…穿上

围裙，好吧，我没看到你在要求任何

其他付费顾客穿上

围裙，乔伊，你在这里工作吗？不是，服务员

是的

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乔伊，怎么了，为什么你没告诉我们

我们，你在这里工作

这里有点尴尬，你懂的

我的意思是，我曾是演员，现在我是服务员

应该去另一个

方向，SS，你穿的围裙

它像一个

披风，我的意思是工作容易，而且

钱也不错，你知道，我想我

要一直在这里待下去，反正我

不如把它当成付费的，对吧，只是

只是觉得给你们服务有点奇怪

你知道的，太好了，乔伊，来吧，我做了，而且

没事的，为什么会奇怪

嘿，乔伊，呃，我能要一些

咖啡，好吧，我想这并不像

奇怪，真的，我之前问过你

仍然没得到

现在它很奇怪

再次，我觉得你在这里工作很棒

在这里你会赚很多钱

这是你的第一笔

小费，别吃黄色的

雪 385，你是什么意思，昨天你

说我太漂亮，付不起东西

只是我不能，因为我的经理

这么说

我，生日快乐，祝你生日快乐

祝你生日快乐，亲爱的安妮，艾米

艾米，祝你生日快乐，嘿嘿，那

奇怪，今天也是我的生日，是的，不

在这里，就是它

生日快乐给

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你，你在为此付费，但不，不，不

是她的生日，你已经唱过生日快乐

生日快乐给20位不同的女士

今天，但我们已经不再

授权分发生日

松饼，见鬼，告诉你几件事

我在……工作时学到的事

咖啡馆，嗯，首先

顾客永远是对的，一个微笑能带来

很大的帮助

如果有人对你无礼，打个喷嚏

松饼，谢谢

激动，嘿，看，你们真是太棒了

你们知道吗，现在把这里清理一下

这里，这样我可以得到新顾客，对吧

这全是关于

营业额

乔伊，真的，我能要我的

咖啡，对不起，罗斯，我现在就给你拿

给你，现在因为让我你等了

我会再送你一个免费松饼

嘿，G，嘿，把这些卡布奇诺送到

11号桌，那边的那个人想要

一些意式脆饼，呃，其实我

进来要一杯咖啡，去

你还在这里工作吗

这里，不，不，我很久前辞职了

以前，我忘了告诉你，我

抱歉，没关系，我正打算解雇

你，反正

嘿，乔伊，嘿，PHS，听着，呃，你能

帮个忙，我有我的ATM卡的密码

你能帮我取出来吗？当然

它在哪里，呃，我在ATM机上划了一下

机器在下方的

角落，哦，你是5639，就这

谢谢

费用，啊，你想和钱德勒说话吗

是乔伊吗？让我跟他说，不，因为他

不相信我的电影，那是

一个大错误，因为它是真实的

真的，嘿，你知道我一直在尝试

向他道歉一整周，如果他不

让我通过电话做，我

要下去，我要做

面对面，呃，我听说

你能把他们放上吗

是的，嘿，别出来

这里，不，不，我全力支持你，且

我想亲自向你证明，我

得到，我原谅你，别出来

这里，原谅我，你一直没接我的电话

一个星期的电话，我已经完全

受够了，钱德勒，永远的朋友，别

出来

这里，你介意和我们合影吗

我们，那是什么，呃，娱乐

今晚

是的，好，聊得不错，别

出来这里全部

对，地狱刚刚发生，我太太

抱歉，我真的想这么做，但是

然后我站在那里，手里拿着

一只手握着327美元，另一只手握着238美元

我想，哇，好久没有

很久没有…

拥有327美元外加

238美元，乔伊，我们有个协议，这就是为什么

你在这里，我得解雇你，而我

得付钱

租金，看这个，你不要

解雇我，反而我留下来，我赢得他们的

信任，然后他们会开始听

听我说的所有好话

关于

你，你说了什么样的话

说的还没什么，他们真的讨厌

你，我想适应

进去，嘿，嘿，他

嘿，这来自健康的呼声

部门，你在化妆吗

是的，从今天起，我正式

乔伊·特里亚尼，演员/模特，谢谢，这真

太好笑了，因为我以为你看起来

更像乔伊·特里亚尼的男人/女人

你为啥做模特？你知道的

那些城市免费诊所的海报

哇，所以你要成为…之一

那些健康的家伙们

你知道哮喘的那位真的

可爱，你知道你会是哪一个吗？不

不，但我听说莱姆病是

开放的，所以你

知道，祝你好运，兄弟，我希望你能得到它

谢谢，你说得对，他们怎么能

对我们做这件事，嗯，它是

感恩节，好，我告诉你，怎么样

如果我在我家做晚饭，我

做得像妈妈的一样，你会做

土豆泥，带着

块，你知道它们其实并不

该有的，我会改进

块，嘿，你们看看，看看

猜猜我刚得到的工作

我不知道，但唐纳德·特朗普想要他的

蓝色西装外套

黑色，什么蓝色外套，回去，他想要

它

回去，你说黑色，为什么他会想要

他的蓝色外套

黑色，好吧，你知道我的意思

不，你弄错了

你笨，阿萨顿来自中生代

晚侏罗纪时期

是猛犸象来自…

史诗的…这是一座博物馆，不

就在这里说话，我们

有一个大的

脚，呃，在这里我们有罗斯

盖勒，大家向罗斯招手，罗斯是

我们最重要的科学家之一

看他在认真工作

好的，继续向右

移动

嘿，嘿，你在这里干什么？我，我

想了很多你说的话，嗯

我意识到我可能有点

评判的，是的，但现在

记得，嘿，他们只是在实现

他们的圣诞命运，当然，没错

好，哎呀，那看起来不太

实现的

哦，那是，呃，那是旧的之一

他只是把它搬到后面，你保留

旧的留在后面，那真是

可惜，但我们必须为新的留出空间

新鲜的，那旧的会怎样

人们会进到

轻快的，我觉得这并不

像那样快乐

听起来不

嘿，嘿

嘿，嘿，乔伊，我只是说如果你

需要点东西来支撑，我可以

给你找份工作，就在这里，做一个

初级处理员，但你不需要

经验吗？这种工作不

难学，而且需要人们

意识到你根本不知道

你在干什么，嘿，你是演员，演

像处理员，人们会以为

你是一个

处理员，嘿，钱德勒，这里是

今天早上的投影，嘿，谢谢斯科特

亚历山大，乔伊·特里亚尼，乔伊是一个

triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no

同事处理员，没开玩笑，哦是的，我

处理人们想要处理，我是

他们叫我…你在哪工作？呃，好

我介于两者之间，你懂的

一天你在处理，第二天你不再

不太做

更多处理，我刚跟乔伊说

关于Fleshman团队的空缺

Fleshman团队，不管你怎么做，别

碰他的三明治

你们都是处理员，书呆子，听

Bing，我收到你的备忘录，所以我们不

会看到系统报告，直到

下周五。我的小组成员想

在假期周末和家人共度

他们的家人，我有家人，我将

在这儿，Bing，那是什么

关于，给我的员工一点宽松

一点余地，你知道，为了士气，如果

你想看一些粗略数字吗，我可以

在周三把它们给你，粗略的

数字，这家公司不是靠粗略数字建立的

粗略数字，我说对了吗

先生，最终数字将在我的桌上，周二前

如果你说的话，周二

先生，约瑟夫不错，是吧，我要去

杀了你，嘿，我刚算出约瑟夫是

那种喜欢变换的人，你

kind of guy who likes to mix it up you

知道，进去搅动一下

羽毛，为什么

看，我很抱歉，但约瑟夫就是这样

好，如果你想搞点事

他会追问，你想干什么

做点事，他会说

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[英语]

when they were all over you to go into

your father's pipe fitting business did

you cave no no you decided to go into

the out of work actor

business Ross listen now you want

anything to drink cuz I'm heading up

there uh yeah I'll take a coffee thanks

man sure coffee no coffee cuz I'm going

up there oh no thank

you do you guys need anything cuz I'm

heading up there I'd love a Ice Water

you got

it Jo what are you doing just being

friendly Joey I don't think you're

supposed to go back there no no it's

okay right

gther don't wink at

me put on your

apron okay don't see you asking any

other paying customers to put on

aprons Joey do you work here no waiter

yeah

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Joey what's going on why didn't you tell

us you work

here it's kind of embarrassing you know

I mean I was an actor now I'm a waiter

supposed to go in the other

direction SS your apron you're wearing

it like a

cape I mean the job's easy and the

money's good you know and I guess I'm

going to be hanging out here anyway I

might as well get paid for it right just

just feel kind of weird serving you guys

you know great Joey come on I did it and

it was fine yeah why would it be weird

hey Joey uh can I get some

coffee okay I guess it doesn't seem that

weird seriously I I asked you before you

still haven't gotten

it now it's weird

again I think it's great that you work

here you're going to make a lot of money

and here's your first

tip don't eat yellow

snow 385 what do you mean yesterday you

said I was too pretty to pay for stuff

it's just I can't because my manager

said that

I happy birthday to you happy birthday

to you happy birthday dear Annie Amy

Amy happy birthday to you hey hey that's

weird today's my birthday too yeah not

in here it is it

happy birthday to

[Music]

you you're paying for that but no no no

it's her birthday you've sung happy

birthday to 20 different women

today but it really we no longer

authorized to distribute birthday

muffins damn it tell you about a couple

things I learned while working at the

coffee house um first of all the

customer is always right a smile goes a

long way

and if anyone is ever rude to you sneeze

muffin thanks

rage hey look you guys are just terrific

you know now how about clearing out of

here so I can get some new customers huh

it's all about

turnover

Joy seriously can I get my

coffee I'm sorry Ross I'll get it for

you right now and since I made you wait

I'll toss in a free muffin

hey G hey take these cappuccinos to

table 11 and that guy over there wants

some biscotti oh uh well I just actually

came in for a cup of coffee to

go do you still work

here no no I quit a long time

ago did I forget to tell you that I'm

sorry that's cool I was going to fire

you anyway

he hey Joey hey PHS listen uh can you do

me a favor I got the pin number to my

ATM card can you get it for me sure

where is it uh I scratched it on the ATM

machine Down on the

Corner oh so you're 5639 that's it

thanks

fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler

is that Joey let me talk to no cuz he

didn't believe in my movie which is a

big mistake because it is real

real hey you know what I've been trying

to apologize to him all week if he's not

going to let me do it on the phone I'm

going to go down there I'm going to do

it in person uh thieves I heard that uh

can you put them on

yeah hey don't come out

here no no no no I support you 100% And

I want to prove that to you in person I

got that I forgive you don't come out

here forgive me you haven't been taking

my calls for a week well I'm totally

over it chanler friends forever don't

come out

here would you mind doing a picture with

us what was that uh Entertainment

Tonight

yeah okay so good talking yeah and don't

come out here all

right hell just happened I am so so

sorry I was going to do it really but

then I was standing there with

$327 in one hand and $238 in the other

hand and I was thinking wow it's been a

long time since I

had $327 plus

$238 Joey we had a deal that that's why

you're here I've got to fire you and I

got to pay

rent look how how about this you don't

fire me instead I stay here I gain their

trust and then they'll start listening

to all the nice things I've been saying

about

you what kind of things you've been

saying well nothing yet they really hate

you and I want to fit

in hey hey he

hey and this from the cry for Health

Department are you wearing makeup

yes I am as of today I am officially

Joey triani actor/model thank you that's

so funny cuz I was thinking you look

more like Joey triani man/woman

what were you modeling for well you know

those posters for the city free clinic

oh wow so you're going to be one of

those healthy healthy healthy guys you

know the asthma guy is really

cute do you know which one you're going

to be no no but I hear lime disease is

open so you

know good luck man I hope you get it

thanks well you were right how can they

do this to us huh it's

Thanksgiving okay I tell you what how

about if I cook dinner at my place I'll

make it just like Mom's will you make

the mashed potatoes with the

lumps you know they're not actually

supposed to I'll work on the

lumps hey you guys check it out check it

out guess what job I just got

I don't know but Donald Trump wants his

blue blazer

black what blue blazer back he he wants

it

back you said black why would he want

his blue blazer

black well you you you know what I meant

no you messed it

up you're stupid asadon is from the semi

late Jurassic Period

is it the Mastadon from the ply Scene

Epic sh this is a museum no

talking right down here we

have a large

foot uh and over here we have Ross

Geller everyone wave hi to Ross Ross is

one of our most important scientists

look at him hard at work

okay moving right

along

hey hey what are you doing here well I I

thought a lot about what you said and um

I realized maybe I was a little

judgmental yeah oh but oh now pH

remember hey they're just fulfilling

their Christmas Destiny sure yes right

okay yikes that one doesn't look very

fulfilled

oh that's uh that's one of the old ones

he's just taking it to the back you keep

the old ones in the back that is so

aist but we have to make room for the

fresh ones so what happens to the old

guys well they go into the

chipper well I have a feeling that's not

as happy as it

sounds no

hey hey

hey hey look Joey I'm just saying if you

need something to hold you over I can

get you a job right here as an

entry-level processor but don't you need

experience for a job like that it's not

that hard to learn and ask for people

realizing that you have no idea what

you're doing hey you're an actor act

like a processor people will think

you're a

processor hey Chandler here's this

morning's projection hey thanks Scott

Alexander Joey

triani Joey is a uh fellow processor no

kidding oh yeah yeah I process people

want the processing I'm the one they

call where do you work uh well right now

I'm in between things you know how it is

one day you're processing the next day

you're not so much

processing more I was just telling Joey

about the opening in fleshman's group

fleshman's group whatever you do don't

touch his sandwiches

are all you processors dorks uh listen

Bing I received your memo so we're not

going to see the systems report until

next Friday well the people in my group

want to spend the holiday weekend with

their family I have a family I'm going

to be here yeah Bing what's that

about it's about cutting my people a

little slack you know for morale look if

you want to see some rough numbers I can

get them to you by Wednesday rough

numbers this company was not built on

rough numbers am I right

Mr have the final numbers on my desk by

Tuesday if you say so

sir Joseph's good isn't

he well I'm going to kill

you hey hey I just figured Joseph's the

kind of guy who likes to mix it up you

know get in there ruffle some

feathers why

look I'm sorry but that's what Joseph

does okay if you try to pull something

he'll call you on it what are you trying

to pull he'll say

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
business /ˈbɪznəs/ B1	noun - 生意 (shēngyi)
actor /ˈæktər/ B1	noun - 演员 (yǎnyuán)
friendly /ˈfrɛndli/ A2	adjective - 友好的 (yǒuhǎo de)
embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 尴尬的 (gāngà de)
weird /wɪrd/ A2	adjective - 奇怪的 (qíguài de)
cape /keɪp/ A2	noun - 斗篷 (dǒupéng)
waiter /ˈweɪtər/ A2	noun - 服务员 (fúwùyuán)
direction /daɪˈrɛkʃən/ B1	noun - 方向 (fāngxiàng)
money /ˈmʌni/ A1	noun - 钱 (qián)
serving /ˈsɜːrvɪŋ/ A2	verb - 提供 (tígōng)
tip /tɪp/ A2	noun - 小费 (xiǎofèi)
customer /ˈkʌstəmər/ A2	noun - 顾客 (gùkè)
apron /ˈeɪprən/ A2	noun - 围裙 (wéiqún)
authorized /ˈɔːθəraɪzd/ B2	adjective - 授权的 (shòuquán de)
distribute /dɪˈstrɪbjuːt/ B1	verb - 分发 (fēnfā)
rude /ruːd/ A2	adjective - 粗鲁的 (cāolǔ de)
sneeze /sniːz/ A1	verb - 打喷嚏 (dǎ pēntì)