okay thanks for coming I hope you guys
00:02
had fun all right Monica dear I'm going
00:03
to hit the road now I've left my 10
00:05
verbs on the table yes and you be sure
00:08
and send me that finished poem okay
00:10
we'll do I'm so glad you came I think I
00:12
saw Rachel out in the hall okay let me
00:15
right your mom wants to Say Goodbye Oh
00:19
okay uh you drive safe okay
00:26
doing I'm getting ready for the water
00:32
skiing one more big come on
00:36
you uh Dr GRE where you going to get my
00:45
coat all right all right I can get my
00:48
sorry we're on a major fla
01:00
high oh no no you're not supposed to be
01:04
here cuz this is the staging area you
01:07
should it's all wrong you should leave
01:10
out or perhaps you'd like a creme de
01:23
M have to be heading toward my chateau
01:26
thank you oh all right well then I guess
01:29
we're going back into the hallway again
01:31
thanks for coming Mrs
01:33
this is the best party I've been to in
02:00
you well that's not
02:27
what great now I'm having a
03:05
what no I'm I'm having I'm having a baby
03:09
I'm having with the phone the phone I
03:13
hurt Monica let's go come on now people
03:26
in labor hey Ros look what I got going
03:29
here yeah save it for the cab
03:31
okay what are you doing what are you
03:33
doing we're going to a hospital what so
03:36
I can't look nice there might be doctors
03:37
there Joey get out of the fridge all
03:39
right what is that for the ride oh yeah
03:43
like in a cab save it okay hating this
03:47
Mica come on now let's go baby coming go
03:50
you believe it I'm going to be an aunt
03:53
I'm going to have like a nephew that's
03:56
on right all right I'm going I'm
04:02
go we can't go now it looks like
04:16
Rachel's going to put on a
04:18
skit oh my God have you lost your mind
04:22
no no no no no no I finally thinking
04:26
my lucky dress wasn't working out too
04:30
well for me but for 4 years this baby
04:32
missed I cannot I can't
04:36
let actually I kind of want to see what
04:39
happens hey nice uh costume oh yeah well
04:44
I wanted to give Emily a big American
04:50
ready okay give me an e e give me an m m
05:00
give me an I I give me an L give me y y
05:05
Emily okay let be a cheerleader
05:19
to fine I'm fine I just losing to tooth
05:24
it's no big de I'm a dentist you know
05:27
what to my son excuse
05:29
me what do I do now what do I do now I
05:33
done okay time to take off the
05:37
bra uh that was really uh
05:43
great but I I got to take off actually
05:46
off all right come on let's go get your
05:55
girlfriend my God how did you get back
06:06
alarm oh hi officer fireman can I help
06:21
you we found your fire alarm in the
06:25
trash shoot mhm that's not mine yes it
06:26
is how do you know the next time you
06:29
want to dump a fire alarm in the trash
06:31
shoot don't wrapping in a blanket that
06:32
says property of Phoebe buet not
06:34
Monica okay do you okay do you have a
06:37
search warrant because the last time I
06:39
checked this was still
06:41
America please reattach this it's
06:43
against the law to disconnect them fine
06:45
but please God tell me how to stop them
06:48
from going off just press the reset
06:50
button under the plastic cover there's a
06:52
reset button oh thank you thank you
06:54
God why didn't I see
07:02
that reset button reset button where's
07:06
our reset button oh here it is
07:10
oh coming here for Thanksgiving I know
07:25
why is it sick because it's Richard's
07:30
son it's like inviting a Greek tragedy
07:32
dinner come on ph you understand don't
07:36
you yeah I could see where I'd be your
07:39
no sorry honey I think it's twisted yeah
07:43
what's Twisted me going out with
07:47
ew sounds like a really bad idea to me
07:54
is he okay in there he's
08:00
fine hey you know man if things work out
08:04
between you and Richard's son you'll be
08:06
able to tell your kids that you slept
08:08
grandfather fine judge all you want to
08:13
but married a lesbian left a man at the
08:16
altar fell in love with a gay ice dancer
08:17
threw a girl's wooden leg in the fire
08:19
what took you so long I got caught up at
08:32
work but I'm quitting
08:34
tomorrow so thanks for having me
08:41
you what the hell was
09:05
that probably some you know European gby
09:08
thing he picked up in
09:11
London that's not European H it felt
09:12
me it says to call this number if you're
09:25
not completely satisfied with this candy
09:28
bar well I'm not completely
09:33
satisfied listen it's kind of an
09:37
emergency well I guess you'd know that
09:39
or we'd be in the predicament
09:40
room hold on fill these out sit over
09:44
there look look look look I don't want
09:48
to make any trouble okay but I'm in a
09:50
lot of pain here all right my face is
09:51
dented well you'll have to wait your
09:55
turn well how long do you think it'll be
09:57
now C's ready all right let's go you're
10:02
welcome oh I'm sorry were you speaking
10:06
to me or sleeping with someone
10:08
else we were on a break you know Ross
10:11
why don't you just put that on your
10:15
answering machine hey hey it's valid
10:16
okay and I'm not the only one who thinks
10:18
so Monica agrees with me
10:20
know that's what you said last night
10:26
what I said was was that I
10:29
understood Joey is the one who agreed
10:32
with you okay really
10:34
what you know what but there there is no
10:40
right or wrong here no I think it's very
10:43
obvious who's wrong here obviously not
10:45
what Joy do the same that I do
10:53
am look what you're doing a
11:10
Chandler I not told you oh I don't know
11:13
um how about the fact that the underwear
11:17
out there on the telephone pole is yours
11:20
from when you were having sex with fun
11:22
Bobby out on the Terrace what wait a
11:24
minute who told you
11:27
you are dead meat I didn't know it was a
11:33
secret oh it's not big not at all you
11:37
know kind of on the same lines as say oh
11:40
I don't know having a third
11:42
nipple you have a third
11:45
whip it out whip it out yeah yeah
11:54
come on there's nothing going to see
11:58
it's just a tiny bump it's totally
11:59
useless oh as opposed to your other
12:01
nipples can't believe you you told me it
12:06
nubbin joy what do you think a nubbin
12:11
was I don't know you see something you
12:14
hear a word I thought that's what it was
12:16
I'm so sorry we're late please let us in
12:18
so we can have dinner together no
12:20
everything's cold the turkeyy dried out
12:23
and the the stuffings all soggy yeah and
12:25
there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that
12:27
what happens to Cranberry sauce nothing
12:30
God oh I just remembered we do have
12:34
something to eat Monica put something in
12:36
our oven this morning oh yeah hey you
12:38
touch that and you will be sorry guys I
12:40
listened to her the vein is bigger than
12:43
it oh my God it's Brussel
12:50
routs that's worse than no
12:52
food haha all you got it was Monica's
12:55
stink brussels sprouts stinky please let
12:58
me stay on this side of the
13:02
door it all looks so
13:13
beautiful the turkey the stuffing the
13:16
cranberries and a monkey could have made
13:20
Hey listen guys we feel really
13:29
terrible he's doing that weird eye
13:32
contact thing don't look at him don't
13:34
look at them come on you guys we want
13:37
you to know we're very very
13:39
guys I feel terrible
13:46
sorry but let's not ruin this day you
13:51
work so hard let's move past this and
13:53
try to have a nice meal all together the
13:55
floating heads do make a good
13:58
point yeah they do seem to feel pretty
14:01
bad so bad so bad so
14:03
okay okay you two go get the dessert and
14:09
dessert yeah I asked you and Phoebe to
14:17
pick up the pies you did remember right
14:19
pies oh we thought you said
14:22
grand supreme little darling
14:33
congratulations oh my God you forgot the
14:37
pies well I can't believe this you
14:40
forced me to make dinner then you're an
14:43
hour late and you forget the one little
14:45
thing that I asked you to do really
14:47
cool well you manhe heads aren't any
14:52
better you lied about going to the game
14:54
you knew it would make you late and you
14:56
still went anywhere anyway hey I'm
14:58
getting a little tired of this okay we
14:59
said we're sorry it's Thanksgiving for
15:01
Pete's sakes a day of forgiveness it's a
15:03
day to be thankful don't make me come up
15:06
there it's too late for apologies fine
15:09
let's just go I don't need you stupid
15:12
dinner that would be a lot more
15:14
convincing if you weren't
15:16
drooling oh is that what that
15:17
is come on you guys let's just do our
15:22
own Thanksgiving yeah I'll cook yeah
15:24
yeah you three have a nice Thanksgiving
15:31
the three of us yeah you Chan and the
15:33
hi so which one of you lucky boys is
15:46
Chandler uh that that's
15:49
me Joey trani big fan
15:54
so is that a bedroom yeah yeah right
16:00
over there all right whenever you're
16:02
weird why why would she go in the
16:08
waiting so she's a yep that's one naked
16:21
hooker so tonight's T nighted big
16:26
Bachelor party yeah hey thanks for
16:28
giving me that girl's number no problem
16:30
say who's the party for for my husband
16:32
you hired your husband a
16:35
hooker she's a stripper no she's a
16:37
hooker is is that what they call
16:40
strippers sometimes when they're
16:42
hookers my god do I I can't believe you
16:44
did this now are you absolutely sure
16:47
she's a hooker it's either that or she's
16:49
just the best most expensive date I ever
16:51
had all right all right maybe maybe you
16:55
should just ask her to leave why me hey
16:58
it's your Bachelor part which is why you
17:00
should do it I don't want to you do it
17:02
you do it you do it all right rock paper
17:05
scissor for who has to tell the to
17:07
what I missed this I don't think we've
17:15
actually done this before no no no no I
17:18
I miss hanging out with you well we we
17:21
still hang out yeah not like we used to
17:24
remember you and me used to be in
17:27
separable you know now it's like things
17:29
are different well you know things are
17:33
different I'm I'm married now yeah sure
17:37
and hey don't get me wrong I am so happy
17:40
for you guys but I just I miss hanging
17:42
out just just us you
17:45
know yeah I miss that too okay I'll tell
17:48
you what for now one will make time to
17:52
hang out with each other you got it come
17:53
oh god listen I am this close to robbing
18:01
guys she's a hooker she's a hooker she's
18:06
a hi we spoke on the phone oh my God I
18:11
love this apartment isn't it perfect I
18:16
can't believe I never realized how how
18:19
great it is well that is because your
18:21
eye immediately goes to the big naked
18:23
man it's amazing you better hurry up and
18:26
fill out an application or I'm going to
18:29
oh well I never thought I'd say this but
18:36
I'm going to go use ugly naked guy's
18:38
bathroom oh look there's there's Monica
18:44
and Chandler hey hey you guys hey
18:46
J Monica Monica oh my
18:59
God and Monica oh my God oh my eyes my
19:02
eyes b b okay it's okay it's okay no
19:08
they're doing it I know I know I know
19:12
you know yes I know and Joey knows but
19:15
Ross doesn't know so you have to stop
19:18
screaming hey what's going
19:20
on nothing oh God they were just so
19:25
excited did you want to get this
19:27
apartment actually it looks really
19:29
good it looks pretty good get in
19:31
here jayler I saw what you were doing
19:40
through the window I saw what you were
19:42
do to my sister now get out here well
19:45
listen we had a good run you know what
19:48
was it four five months I mean that's
19:51
more than most people have in a lifetime
19:53
so goodbye take care bye-bye then
19:55
what are you doing oh I'm going on the
19:59
lamb come on CH come on I can handle
20:01
on hey Ross what's up
20:09
what the hell are you doing hey what's
20:15
what's going on well I think I think
20:18
Ross knows about me and
20:21
Monica dude he's right there
20:23
I thought you were my best friend this
20:29
is my sister my best friend and my
20:31
sister I I cannot believe this look
20:34
we're not just messing around I love her
20:36
okay I'm in love with
20:40
her I'm so sorry that you had to find
20:41
way sorry but it's true I I love him
20:45
too my best friend and my sister
20:55
this oh I'm sorry you guys want to
21:04
probably get some hugs in too huh big
21:07
news no that's okay we've actually known
21:09
while what what what you guys knew you
21:17
you all knew and you didn't tell me Well
21:20
Ross we were worried about you okay we
21:24
didn't know how you were going to react
21:26
you were worried about
21:31
me you didn't know how I was going to
21:34
Rea okay all right what do you say we
21:39
all uh clear out of here and let these
21:43
two love birds get back down to
21:44
business hey hey hey I'm just talking
21:49
here he he's the one doing your
21:51
sister hey Joey hey peeps listen uh can
21:54
you do me a favor I got the pin number
21:58
to my ATM card can you get it for me
22:00
sure where is it uh I scratched it on
22:02
the ATM machine Down on the
22:04
Corner oh so you're 5639 that's it
22:06
fee oh do you want to talk to Chandler
22:12
is that Joey let me talk to no cuz he
22:14
didn't believe in my movie which is a
22:16
big mistake because it is real
22:18
real hey you know what I've been trying
22:21
to apologize to him all week if he's not
22:23
going to let me do it on the phone I'm
22:25
going to go down there I'm going to do
22:26
it in person uh phes I heard that uh can
22:27
yeah hey don't come out
22:32
here no no no no I support you 100% And
22:36
I want to prove that to you in person I
22:39
got that I forgive you don't come out
22:41
here forgive me you haven't been taking
22:43
my calls for a week well I'm totally
22:45
over it chanler friends forever don't
22:47
here would you mind doing a picture with
22:51
us what was that uh Entertainment
22:54
yeah okay so good talking yeah and don't
22:59
right Mom uh Chandler was just saying
23:04
how beautiful your sweater is oh thank
23:07
you Chandler I just bought it oh yes
23:09
well it's very beautiful and it's cream
23:11
and I mean tight I mean it's not too
23:16
tight not that I was looking
23:18
at what's the matter with
23:21
him I think he's stoned
23:23
again what what dude I need to talk to
23:27
sec okay I think I might know why my
23:36
parents don't like you you do why okay
23:39
remember we were young hey spring break
23:41
sophomore year I I got high in my
23:45
bedroom and my parents walked in and
23:48
smelled it and so I told them that you
23:50
had gotten stoned and jumped out the
23:52
window what why did you do that I don't
23:55
uh your was the first name that that
23:59
popped into my head I'm I'm sorry I
24:01
didn't I didn't think it would matter
24:03
how could it not matter how was I
24:04
supposed to know we'd end up being
24:05
friends after college let alone you
24:07
you'd be living with my sister what
24:09
about all that friends forever stuff I
24:10
don't know I I was all
24:13
high mom and dad just sent me in here to
24:17
find out if you were trying to get raw
24:20
stoned your parents caught raw smoking
24:24
pot in college and he blamed it on me
24:26
Ross I can't believe you do that the
24:29
reason we haven't told them we're
24:31
together is because they hate me okay so
24:32
will you fix this okay okay I'll tell
24:34
them it wasn't Chandler who got high
24:36
okay now who should I say it
24:39
was you it's not like it's a big deal
24:42
you you don't still do it or anything
24:45
all right all right now now who should I
24:47
say tricked me into doing
24:49
it let's go oh yeah about telling Mom
24:55
and Dad I was thinking about maybe
24:59
writing a letter right you know what
25:01
that's it you've had your chance what
25:03
Mom Dad raw smoked pot in college what
25:07
dad you remember that that time you
25:19
walked in my room and smelled marijuana
25:22
well I told you it was Chandler who was
25:31
but it was me I'm sorry it was you and
25:37
Dad you know that mail man that you got
25:43
fired didn't steal your Playboys Ross
25:44
did yeah well Hurricane Gloria didn't
25:53
break the porch swing Monica dead
25:56
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a
26:00
year Monica and CHL are living
26:04
together Ross married Rachel in Vegas
26:09
again that's a lot of information to get
26:16
seconds all right Monica why you felt
26:22
you had to hide the fact that you're in
26:26
important relationship is beyond me and
26:28
we kind of figured about the porch
26:31
swing R Drugs divorced
26:34
again what happened son I I uh I got
26:41
tricked into all those
26:45
Chandler you've been Ross's best friend
26:51
all these years stuck by him during the
26:54
and now you've taken on Monica as well
27:00
well I don't know what to say you're a
27:03
being thank you no thank
27:10
you oh uh does anyone know where the
27:15
Freeman building is yeah it's the new
27:18
building on Avenue A what that that's
27:20
all the way across town I'm supposed to
27:22
teach a graduate seminar there in 10
27:24
minutes o Dude That's not going
27:26
happen move it move it move it hey I'm
27:31
hello sorry I'm a little late uh whoa a
27:54
late U well let me start by uh by
27:59
introducing myself I'm uh Professor
28:02
up I'm Professor Geller good job
28:09
today you were 50 minutes late to the
28:14
class what did you crawl there no I ran
28:16
okay it's really far and when did people
28:20
stop understanding the phrase get the
28:22
I'm sorry I'm sorry that is it you just
28:35
barge in here you don't knock you have
28:38
no respect for anybody's privacy no you
28:40
wait this is ridiculous just say one
28:43
thing what what that's a relatively open
28:45
weave and I can still see
28:47
your nipular area I'm sorry I'm sorry I
28:50
Chandler Bing it's time to see your
29:00
thing what's the matter with you I
29:15
thought no what you were supposed to be
29:18
in there so I could see your
29:21
thing sorry my my thing was in there
29:24
hey Joey what's going on clear the
29:31
tracks for the booby payback Express
29:34
Green Joey what the hell were you doing
29:43
sorry wrong boobies
29:47
Joey hello dear that my sweater or it's
30:05
marinara you don't have the guts oh yeah
30:12
well at least I wasn't too chicken to
30:16
tell some guy I thought he was cute
30:17
oh all right stop stop the
30:28
madness this is crazy who can even
30:34
remember why you started fighting in the
30:38
knew first yes that's
30:43
right but still I look at your
30:48
sweater look at yourselves
30:55
I'll help you fix your
31:01
sweater I'll help you throw at your
31:03
purse I'm sorry that I made you stop
31:08
him well I'm sorry I went out with him
31:12
when I knew you liked
31:14
him I'm sorry that I borrowed your
31:17
gloves dinner tonight oh I can't i' I've
31:21
got a date with that waitress Katie yeah
31:25
I I know we've only gone out like twice
31:28
but I don't know I have a really good
31:30
feeling about her oh I hear divorce
31:32
Bells all right just give me your walls
31:35
and there won't be a problem what I have
31:38
a gun okay just just relax Phoebe just
31:40
calms oh my God I can't find my
31:45
wallet all right lady now give me your
31:50
purse no what do you mean no I knew
31:53
you'd be my death Phoebe Buffet
31:55
LOL is that you Phoebe oh my
32:00
God oh my God oh I'm sorry Ross this is
32:04
my old friend LOL from the
32:09
streets LOL Ross Ross nice to meet you
32:11
pleasure it's been so long oh so long I
32:17
can't believe you're still doing this ah
32:22
I know but I quit smoking good for you
32:24
so you look like you're doing really
32:27
well I guess your mugging days are
32:28
behind you oh oh my God Phi you used to
32:30
people excuse me Ross old friends
32:36
catching up a chance to win my money
32:39
back okay sudden death one goal
32:41
$11,000 you serious oh
32:45
yes okay get ready to owe me okay okay
32:48
me see now that's why only the little
33:26
fake man are supposed to do the
33:28
kicking pass the cheese
33:30
please my God you can't even look at me
33:38
nope hey it's Phi we can talk to
33:43
Phi no I'm I'm too depressed to talk
33:47
I'll give you $1,000 to talk to
33:51
us hey you guys what do you what do you
33:53
think about making that Beach trip an
33:56
no all right that's it you guys what
33:59
happened out there what we took a walk
34:02
nothing happened I came back with
34:05
me come on what happened
34:09
Joey all right no Joey we sore we'd
34:13
never tell they'll never
34:16
understand we have to say something we
34:21
have to get it out it's eating me alive
34:24
Monica got stung by a jellyfish all
34:29
bad I couldn't stand I I couldn't walk
34:46
we were 2 miles from the
34:51
house we scared and alone
34:54
we didn't think we could make
34:58
it I was in too much pain and I was
35:04
tired from digging the huge
35:07
hole and then Joey remembered
35:10
something I'd seen this thing on the
35:14
Discovery Channel wait a minute I saw
35:16
that on the Discovery Channel yeah about
35:19
jellyfish and how if
35:22
e you can't say that you don't
35:31
know I I thought I was going to pass out
35:35
from the pain anyway I I tried but I I
35:37
so that's right I stepped up
35:53
she's my friend and she needed
35:59
help if I had to I'd pee on any one of
36:01
couldn't I got the stage
36:15
fright I wanted to help but there was
36:19
just too much pressure so so I uh I
36:21
Joy kept screaming at me do it now do it
36:29
now sometimes late at night I can still
36:34
screaming That's cuz sometimes I just do
36:40
it through my wall to freak you
36:43
out's available okay okay wait you
36:44
listen to me you listen to me since I
36:47
have been waiting four women that's four
36:49
one higher than the number of
36:52
centimeters that I am dilated have come
36:53
and gone with their babies I'm next it's
36:56
my turn it's only fair and if you bring
36:58
in one more woman and she has her baby
37:01
before me I'm going to sue
37:02
you not this hospital I'm going to sue
37:05
you and my husband he is the lawyer oh
37:07
right don't get back on that case
37:11
honey I don't think the next patient is
37:14
very far along okay well then bring her
37:16
God I can't believe
37:48
this and yet somehow it's true
37:53
I mean this is so great we're going to
37:59
Buddies squeeze your legs together and
38:05
sweetie hi sweetheart this is my husband
38:11
Sid I don't think you've met him Ross
38:14
Rachel this is Sid I nabbed him a year
38:15
ago at the dermatologist's office thank
38:18
huh I still can't believe it I'm the
38:22
luckiest guy in the world
38:24
really what'd he say you know what you
38:29
have to speak very loudly when you're
38:31
talking to Sid because he's almost
38:33
completely deaf oh there you go yeah
38:34
probably won't be using it you could
38:38
drive it to Las Vegas all right thanks
38:39
Fe whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what are we
38:42
going to do about my job oh uh not go
38:44
great is this okay with you jayer you
38:49
don't have to ask for my permission you
38:53
hey rage come on you're going to be late
38:57
for the eye doctor appointment all right
38:58
let's get this over
39:01
with oh no look what I
39:05
did I mean look at this mess I mean
39:12
we're going to probably have to clean
39:15
this up you know I mean we're going to
39:17
reschedule if you thought that this mess
39:21
was going to bother me you are wrong all
39:24
Chim hey how'd the interview go not good
39:34
you know I always feel that way after an
39:39
interview I'll bet it went better than
39:40
you think well I didn't get the job at
39:42
Gucci and I got fired from Ralph Lauren
39:45
interview what are you what are you
39:50
talking about how'd this happen well my
39:52
boss was at the same restaurant where I
39:53
was having my interview and he heard
39:56
everything so later he calls me to his
39:58
office and he tells me that he's going
40:00
to have to let me go because I'm not a
40:01
team player and I say wait a minute no
40:03
yes I am and then I had to sit there for
40:06
45 minutes while he proved that that in
40:08
sorry hey what what's
40:18
this it's it's a bottle of champagne why
40:23
is this here here Ross I guess it's here
40:26
because I got tenure congratul
40:29
congratulations this is the single
40:32
greatest day of my professional career
40:34
Gunther six glasses six you want me to
40:36
join you oh I thought Joey was here five
40:39
good I'm going to have a lugie in my
40:45
vanilla I got tenure I win the
40:55
lottery hey Rich so uh how did your
40:58
thing go oh it's good yeah but I'm not
41:01
going to hear about that for a couple of
41:03
days oh you know what you're going to
41:05
get it I I I I can feel it can
41:06
you everybody here's to Ross and and to
41:10
years of hard work finally paying off
41:14
and to knowing that your career doesn't
41:18
mean everything but also knowing it
41:20
lot but more importantly to full
41:25
well-rounded Liv that center around work
41:28
to you know what the best part about
41:36
this is I can never be fired God no
41:39
seriously I have job security for life
41:42
you know I mean I never have to worry oh
41:45
oh look at you look how happy you are
41:48
me no it's not that I got fired today
41:52
and I didn't get the other
41:57
job ra I'm so sorry
42:02
oh great I feel like an idiot no it's
42:05
okay you didn't know
42:08
oh little heads up would have been nice
42:10
so can I sing Happy Birthday to you now
42:13
you're sure oh all right happy
42:14
later hey ra somebody got your shoes no
42:22
wowful oh these are my rat
42:31
babies yeah we have rat babies
42:37
now you brought rats to my birthday
42:42
party so this is what a stroke feels
42:45
like I had to bring them we killed their
42:49
mother they're our responsibility now
42:52
you know they require constant care you
42:55
should know that Rachel you're a
42:56
mother are you comparing my daughter to
43:00
rats I think we should take them home we
43:06
need to feed them why why you're going
43:08
to leave my party to take care of a box
43:10
of rats well I'm sorry Rachel but I'm
43:11
not like you okay not everyone can
43:14
help oh I guess um good night well
43:17
unless you uh unless you want to hang
43:21
around yeah yeah I'll let you play with
43:24
the stripper stole the ring the stripper
44:01
stole the ring tayor get up get up the
44:03
ring what the ring is
44:07
gone okay this like give me a minute to
44:10
this you lost the ring you're the worst
44:16
ever dude this isn't funny what am I
44:20
going to do I go to sleep last night
44:23
everything's cool I wake up this morning
44:25
the stripper's gone and the ring he gone
44:26
you slept with the stripper of
44:29
here oh oh my God you like it oh my God
44:35
it's my new Apothecary
44:40
table pH is going to be here any second
44:43
she cannot see this oh why not she'll
44:45
she'll love it it's the real thing I got
44:47
bar I know you did I bought the same one
44:52
and if she sees your table she's going
44:55
to know that I lied to her I told her
44:56
that ours was an original why did you do
44:58
that because she hates Pottery Barn she
45:00
bar I know I know she says it's all
45:06
mass-produced nothing is authentic and
45:08
everyone winds up having the same
45:10
stuff so come on she's going to be here
45:15
any second can we please just cover this
45:17
up with something please what no no I am
45:18
not going to hide it from Phoebe oh
45:20
although I did get some great Pottery
45:23
oh I forgot they made
45:27
yeah I still can't believe she hates
45:32
Pottery Barn Ross get over it it's not
45:35
like she hates you yeah but Pottery
45:37
Barn you know when I think she's just
45:42
she's weird you know it's because she's
45:45
weird she's not weird she just likes her
45:50
stuff to be one of a kind huh you know
45:53
it's not one of a kind
45:55
hey oh B's here okay so let's turn out
46:02
all the lights and we'll just watch the
46:05
movie okay hey oh cool sheet oh you like
46:06
it you want to know where I got it sure
46:10
he got it at a flea
46:13
market you bought your sheets at a flea
46:15
market Ross come on you got to loosen
46:19
the purse strings a little
46:21
FES can you please not put your feet up
46:32
sheet my Apothecary
46:39
table what no oh Ross where did you get
46:42
this I got it at Pottery Barn
46:47
okay oh my God Phoebe Pottery Barn has
46:50
ripped off the design of our
46:55
antique wow oh my god well if they've
46:58
ripped off our table ours must be worth
47:01
much more than $1 in
47:03
50 wow this doesn't even smell like
47:07
opium of course not it smells like wine
47:09
which you spilled and thanks for
47:12
wrecking my sheep by the way oh Ross
47:14
calm down I'll give you the 80
47:16
cents I swear you'll be finish with this
47:18
sucker by the end of the we now now the
47:21
one in the feather boa that's Dr Francis
47:23
now she used to be a
47:26
man okay oh look see now there's Raven
47:28
we hate her we're glad she's dying and
47:31
then Marcel are you playing with
47:35
Monica's shoes you know you're not
47:38
whoa whoa Marcel did you poo in the shoe
47:42
Barry little engagement gift sure you
47:59
didn't register for
48:02
that entertaining moment of the
48:05
died roll him over oh come on roll him
48:14
oh well we know it wasn't Dexter right
48:18
Marcel because Marcel Marcel Mar
48:21
how could you lose him I don't know I
48:28
don't know we were watching TV and then
48:30
he pooped in Monica's shoe wait he
48:32
shoe which one I don't know the left one
48:36
which ones oh oh those little clunky
48:41
Amish things you think go with
48:43
everything um Chandler Ross this is
48:46
Robert oh hey hey hi you have lipsticks
48:49
right here oh that's okay it's mine we
48:52
so isn't it a bit cold out for shorts
48:57
well I'm from California right right
49:01
sometimes you guys just burst into
49:04
flame I'm up I'm up I ain't gotten up
49:16
now anybody uh want anything I'll have
49:20
coffee yeah me too yeah make that three
49:23
Okay Ross want why don't you come with
49:26
okay what what is the matter with you
49:31
what's going on Robert's coming
49:34
out what what do you mean what is he
49:37
he he's coming out of his
49:45
what the man is showing brain
49:52
on I'm sorry guys that was a coffee and
50:03
a coffee okay we could write it down for
50:06
you no no that won't be uh won't be
50:08
necessary well yeah
50:17
yeah what do we do what do we do I
50:20
suppose we just try to not look Direct
50:23
eclipse I'm going to stop you right
50:31
there lenda okay does it look like this
50:34
is my first time huh now I want four
50:38
twos and I want them all on my
50:41
wait a minute there's two sets of
51:01
nozzles which one is it which which
51:02
dude it's Chandler let me in go
51:17
away I don't want to see anybody I know
51:22
I went to the canning place and the same
51:25
thing happened to me you have to let me
51:27
really did you count
51:30
mississippily you you're not tan no I
51:35
just had to get a picture of
51:38
this I'll see you later okay okay you
51:40
here come here here okay you're going to
51:44
take this tray you're going to stand on
51:46
this yellow Mark you're going to move on
51:47
action you're going to walk over to the
51:48
operating table you're going to stop on
51:50
that blue Mark you're going to put the
51:51
tray down don't walk too fast but don't
51:52
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
52:09
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
52:12
well don't be okay that
52:14
hey you know what don't worry about it
52:26
usually takes me three takes two all
52:28
he hey so what' he say uh well he can be
52:59
a little rough around the edges so I'm
53:03
going to replace a word he used a lot
53:05
puppy Okay so he said if your puppy
53:10
friend doesn't get her puppy act
53:14
together I am going to fire her mother
53:16
ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just
53:19
not an actor that's right you're not
53:22
you're a nurse you're nurse with Trey
53:25
Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know
53:28
Joey she doesn't have time for friends
53:30
she gets in that operating room and she
53:32
carries that tray to the doctor because
53:34
if she doesn't people die who
53:36
dies man with eye patch well you get in
53:39
there and you do your job yes doctor
53:43
okay okay let's try this one more time
53:47
hang in there man with ey patch your
53:51
action yes I did it I nailed
54:04
it what's next the rest of the
54:07
scene okay from the top people that's it
54:13
I cannot make this decision it is too
54:17
difficult so I am just going to leave it
54:20
entirely up to the gods of fate
54:21
a magic eightball come on you can't be
54:26
serious you can't make this decision
54:28
with a toy oh it's not a
54:29
toy well I don't know what else to do I
54:33
mean I either keep my wife and lose one
54:37
of my my best friends or I keep my
54:39
friend and get divorced for the second
54:42
time before I'm 30 so so if anyone else
54:44
has has a better suggestion let's hear
54:46
it because I I got nothing all right
54:49
don't be shy any suggestion will do
54:50
go magic eightball should I never see
55:06
later later is not good enough
55:17
ask again later what the hell this is
55:28
see will Chandler have sex
55:35
tonight don't count on
55:39
it seems like it works to me see you
55:44
look in the kitchen I will look in the
55:47
back closet I can save you time ladies
55:48
here yeah Chandler why don't you take a
55:52
walk this doesn't concern
55:55
you we are looking for our Christmas
55:57
presents for Monica what that's terrible
56:00
no no we do it every year oh well that
56:03
terrible no yeah we never find them
56:08
she's always best at us that Wy
56:10
minks yeah don't worry we're just going
56:14
to search here for an hour and then
56:16
we're going to go over to Joy's in
56:17
search okay no not okay you can't look
56:19
for Monica's presence oh no we have to
56:21
no you don't have to and you can't
56:24
because I I live here
56:25
too well then you should look with
56:28
us why Chandler aren you worried about
56:32
what to get Monica for Christmas no I
56:35
have a great idea for a present for her
56:37
oh that's it a great
56:39
idea Chandler that's not enough I mean
56:42
what if she gets you a great present two
56:44
medium presents and then a bunch of
56:46
little presents and you've just gotten
56:47
her one great present I mean that's just
56:49
going to make her feel bad why would you
56:50
do that to her Chandler why why
56:52
if I helped we could find him faster
56:56
that's hey hi thank
56:58
oh what are we going to talk about what
57:12
you guys did last night
57:15
or what have made last night nothing
57:18
nothing uh nothing happened last night
57:20
uhhuh Ross invited us to all to watch
57:23
Rachel we weren't going to miss our
57:29
friends getting married who got
57:30
what we hello we didn't get married
57:39
ridiculous wait wait wait wait I
57:48
remember being in a chapel they they
57:50
they would not let us get married when
57:52
we were that drunk you get married when
57:54
you're drunk most people get married in
57:56
drunk now I'm drunk right
58:00
now I can't have a mimosa with breakfast
58:04
vacation what are you guys going to do
58:09
oh I guess we just find a divorce lawyer
58:11
well I think I think Ross already has
58:14
one now this one's free right because
58:18
you paid for the first two so you get
58:21
free laugh it up but the joke on you
58:23
because we don't need to get divorced
58:27
okay we we're just going to get an
58:29
analment an analment Ross I don't think
58:31
surgery is the answer
58:34
here oh oh that's your
58:37
thing what you're thinging you're
58:40
thinging you know that you're the guy
58:43
divorced that's not my
58:48
thing I do not love getting divorced yes
58:50
you do this is your third divor
58:54
divorce God you love divorce so much
58:56
you're probably going to marry it and
58:59
then then it won't work out so you're
59:02
going to have to divorce it divorcing
59:04