Chandler.
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Chandler. I saw what you were doing
00:04
00:06
through the window. I saw what you were
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00:08
doing to my sister. Now get out of here.
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00:12
Listen, we had a good run. You know,
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00:14
what was it? Four, five months. I mean,
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00:17
that's more than most people have in a
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00:18
lifetime. So, goodbye. Take care.
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00:19
Bye-bye then.
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00:22
>> What are you doing?
00:22
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>> Oh, I'm going on the lamb.
00:23
00:25
>> Come on, J. Come on. I can handle Ross.
00:25
00:29
Hold on.
00:29
00:33
>> Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?
00:33
00:37
>> What
00:37
00:39
the hell are you doing?
00:39
00:41
>> Hey, what's what's going on?
00:41
00:42
>> Well, I think I think Ross knows about
00:42
00:45
me and Monica.
00:45
00:48
>> Dude, he's right there.
00:48
00:52
>> I thought you were my best friend. This
00:52
00:54
is my sister. My best friend. And my
00:54
00:57
sister. I I cannot believe this.
00:57
00:59
>> Look, we're not just messing around. I
00:59
01:01
love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
01:02
01:06
>> I'm so sorry that you had to find out
01:06
01:08
this way.
01:08
01:10
Sorry, but it's true. I I love him, too.
01:10
01:20
>> My best friend and my sister.
01:20
01:25
I cannot believe this.
01:25
01:28
>> Oh, sorry. You guys want to probably get
01:28
01:31
some hugs in, too, huh? Big news.
01:31
01:34
>> No, that's okay. We've actually known
01:34
01:36
for a while.
01:36
01:41
>> What? What? What? You guys knew? You You
01:41
01:44
all knew and you didn't tell me?
01:44
01:46
>> Well, Ross, we were worried about you.
01:46
01:49
Okay. We didn't know how you were going
01:49
01:50
to react.
01:50
01:54
You were worried about me.
01:54
01:58
You didn't know how I was going to
01:58
02:00
react.
02:00
02:03
Okay. All right. What do you say we all
02:03
02:07
uh clear out of here and let these two
02:07
02:08
love birds get back down to business?
02:08
02:13
>> Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He
02:13
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He's the one doing your sister.
02:15
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>> Dude, we got to talk.
02:18
02:20
>> Okay. I just wanted to tell you
02:20
02:22
something before you heard it from
02:22
02:23
someone else. And I hope this isn't too
02:23
02:26
weird, but uh
02:26
02:30
I had a a thing with Janice.
02:30
02:33
[Laughter]
02:33
02:37
>> Well, you you're not mad?
02:37
02:39
>> Why would I be mad?
02:39
02:40
>> Well, because you know there are certain
02:40
02:41
rules about this kind of stuff. If you
02:42
02:44
don't uh you don't fool around with your
02:44
02:46
friends ex-girlfriends or uh possible
02:46
02:49
girlfriends or girls they're related to.
02:49
02:57
I am mad.
02:57
03:00
Well, you know what I'm going to do? I'm
03:00
03:02
going to forgive you because that's what
03:02
03:04
friends do. They forgive their friends
03:04
03:07
when they do everything you just said.
03:07
03:08
All the things on the list there. Well,
03:08
03:11
but I want you to remember that I
03:11
03:14
forgave you.
03:14
03:17
>> Okay? I also want you to remember that I
03:17
03:20
let you live here rentree.
03:20
03:23
All right? And I want you to remember
03:23
03:25
that I gave you $27.
03:25
03:31
No strings attached. Now, if you can't
03:31
03:33
remember that, I think we should write
03:33
03:35
it down. Let's write it down.
03:35
03:36
>> You really think this is okay?
03:36
03:37
>> Well, Ross and Emily aren't going to use
03:38
03:39
it.
03:39
03:41
Oh, it's so beautiful.
03:41
03:43
>> Oh,
03:43
03:45
you know, I I don't know if I feel right
03:45
03:46
about this.
03:46
03:47
>> Oh, mama. Mama mama.
03:47
03:50
>> This is the honeymoon suite. The room
03:50
03:53
expects sex.
03:53
03:56
The room would be disappointed if it
03:56
03:58
didn't get sex. All the other honeymoon
03:58
04:01
suites would think it was a loser.
04:01
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>> Okay. Okay,
04:05
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>> Emily. Nope. Not under here.
04:09
04:13
>> Oh, do you want to talk to Chandler?
04:13
04:15
>> Is that Joey? Let me talk to him.
04:15
04:16
>> No, cuz he didn't believe in my movie.
04:16
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>> Which is a big mistake because it is
04:18
04:21
real. Real.
04:21
04:23
>> Hey, you know what? I've been trying to
04:23
04:24
apologize to him all week. If he's not
04:24
04:25
going to let me do it on the phone, I'm
04:25
04:27
going to go down there. I'm going to do
04:27
04:28
it in person.
04:28
04:29
>> Uh, thieves. I heard that. Uh, can you
04:29
04:30
put him on?
04:30
04:31
>> Yeah.
04:31
04:34
Hey, don't come out here.
04:34
04:37
No, no, no, no. I support you 100% and I
04:38
04:40
want to prove that to you in person.
04:40
04:41
>> I got that. I forgive you. Don't come
04:41
04:43
out here.
04:43
04:45
>> Forgive me. You haven't been taking my
04:45
04:46
calls for a week.
04:46
04:47
>> Well, I'm totally over it, Chandler.
04:47
04:49
Friends forever. Don't come out here.
04:49
04:52
>> Would you mind doing a picture with us?
04:52
04:56
>> What was that?
04:56
04:57
>> Uh, entertainment tonight.
04:57
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>> Yeah. Okay. So, good talking to you. And
04:59
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don't come out here. All right.
05:02
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What took you so long?
05:12
05:13
>> I got caught up at work, but I'm
05:13
05:15
quitting tomorrow.
05:15
05:21
So, thanks for having me over.
05:21
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>> Ra
05:26
05:32
peeps.
05:32
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>> See you.
05:42
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>> What the hell was that?
05:46
05:49
probably some, you know, European
05:49
05:50
goodbye thing he picked up in London. I
05:50
05:53
It's not European.
05:53
05:55
>> It felt French.
05:55
05:58
>> And you know, if I get really hot, um I
05:58
06:01
I like to pick up this knife and and um
06:01
06:06
I I put the the cold steel against um
06:06
06:12
my body.
06:12
06:16
>> Are you all right?
06:16
06:18
I'm fine.
06:18
06:22
[Music]
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06:25
[Applause]
06:25
06:28
[Music]
06:28
06:34
What do we got here? 20-year-old male.
06:34
06:36
He's got a severed toe on his right
06:36
06:38
foot.
06:38
06:41
>> Could you please not do that feet first?
06:41
06:44
You know where his injury is. Severed
06:44
06:46
toe. You just said it.
06:46
06:49
It says here the knife went right
06:49
06:50
through your shoe.
06:50
06:51
>> Of course it did. They're made of
06:51
06:52
wicker.
06:52
06:55
>> Did you bring the toe?
06:55
06:56
>> Oh, yes. I have it right here on ice.
06:56
06:59
>> Don't worry, son. We'll just reattach
06:59
07:01
it. And then
07:01
07:02
>> what? What is it?
07:02
07:04
>> You brought a carrot.
07:04
07:08
>> What? This isn't your toe. This is a
07:08
07:10
small, very cold piece of carrot.
07:10
07:13
>> You brought a carrot? Oh my god, there's
07:13
07:17
a toe in my kitchen.
07:17
07:34
>> Monica,
07:34
07:37
what time is it?
07:38
07:39
>> Uh, 9,
07:39
07:43
but it's dark out. Um, well, that's
07:43
07:45
because you always sleep till noon,
07:45
07:47
silly.
07:47
07:49
>> This is what 9 looks like.
07:49
07:52
>> I guess I'll get washed up then.
07:52
07:55
>> Watch that sunrise.
07:55
08:00
>> I'm really getting tired of sneaking
08:00
08:02
around all the time.
08:02
08:03
>> I know. Me, too. You know, hey, you know
08:03
08:04
what? What if we went away for the whole
08:04
08:05
weekend? You know, we'd have no
08:06
08:07
interruptions and we could be naked the
08:07
08:09
entire time.
08:09
08:10
>> All weekend? That's a whole lot of
08:10
08:12
naked.
08:12
08:14
Yeah, I can say that I have a conference
08:14
08:15
and you can say you have a chef thing.
08:15
08:18
>> Oh, I've always wanted to go to this
08:18
08:19
culinary fair that they have in Jersey.
08:19
08:21
>> Okay. You know, you're not though.
08:21
08:25
>> Let's go.
08:25
08:25
>> Okay. Wait, what about Joey?
08:25
08:38
[Music]
08:38
08:44
Dan Rolos.
08:44
08:48
>> Hey, you're back.
08:48
08:48
>> Hey, how was your conference?
08:48
08:51
>> It was terrible. I fought with my
08:51
08:53
colleagues the entire time. Are you
08:53
08:55
kidding with this?
08:55
08:58
>> Uh, so your weekend was a total bust.
08:58
09:00
>> Uh, no. I got to see Donald Trump
09:00
09:02
waiting for an elevator.
09:02
09:08
All right.
09:08
09:10
Hey, Mr. Bing. That uh hotel you stayed
09:10
09:14
at called
09:14
09:16
said someone left an eyelash curler in
09:16
09:18
your room.
09:18
09:22
>> Yes, that was mine.
09:22
09:25
Cuz I figured you hooked up with some
09:25
09:27
girl and she left it there.
09:27
09:29
>> Yes, that would have made more sense.
09:29
09:32
>> You know, I I don't even feel like I
09:32
09:34
know you anymore, man. All right. Look,
09:34
09:38
I'm just going to ask you this one time.
09:38
09:40
All right? And whatever you say, I'll
09:40
09:41
believe you.
09:41
09:44
Were you or were you not on a gay
09:44
09:47
cruise?
09:47
09:54
>> Hey. Hey.
09:54
09:55
>> Hey.
09:55
09:55
>> Oh, hey, Monica. I heard you saw Donald
09:55
09:58
Trump at your convention.
09:58
09:59
>> Yeah. So, I'm waiting for an elevator.
09:59
10:04
>> Hey, Ra. Can you borrow your eyelash
10:04
10:06
curler? I think I lost mine. Yeah, it's
10:06
10:07
in the back.
10:07
10:09
[Applause]
10:09
10:15
>> Joey, can I talk to you for a second?
10:15
10:24
[Music]
10:24
10:31
Yes.
10:31
10:33
Yes.
10:33
10:35
You and and you.
10:36
10:39
>> Yes. But you cannot tell anyone. No one
10:39
10:41
knows.
10:41
10:42
>> How? When?
10:42
10:44
>> It happened in London.
10:44
10:46
>> In London?
10:46
10:49
>> The reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz
10:49
10:51
we didn't want to make a big deal out of
10:51
10:53
it.
10:53
10:53
>> But it is a big deal.
10:53
10:56
I have to tell someone.
10:56
10:59
>> You can't.
10:59
11:00
>> Please. Please. We just don't want to
11:00
11:01
deal with telling everyone. Okay. Just
11:01
11:04
promise you won't tell.
11:04
11:09
>> All right.
11:09
11:12
Man, this is unbelievable.
11:12
11:15
I mean, it's great, but
11:15
11:19
>> I know it's great.
11:19
11:22
>> Oh, I don't want to see that. Hey,
11:22
11:25
Is the show still on? Almost over, man.
11:25
11:28
>> Hey, N. Oh, go. Is that the Pope?
11:28
11:34
>> Why am I looking?
11:34
11:37
>> Oh, look. Here I am. Look, this is my
11:37
11:38
big scene.
11:38
11:39
>> All right, back off.
11:40
11:43
>> I got a gun.
11:43
11:46
>> I'm not afraid to use it.
11:46
11:47
>> Oh, Joey.
11:47
11:49
>> That's right, Lonely.
11:49
11:50
>> You couldn't have at least changed your
11:50
11:51
shirt.
11:51
11:54
Now, I want a suitcase filled with
11:54
11:57
$100,000 of
11:57
12:01
filled with $100,000 in small bills. And
12:01
12:04
if I don't get
12:04
12:06
And if I don't get it,
12:06
12:10
I'm going to shoot this duck.
12:10
12:12
>> Oh no.
12:12
12:15
>> I'm coming out.
12:15
12:25
Is she supposed to buy this?
12:25
12:27
>> Joey Bravo.
12:27
12:31
>> Ground control to major.
12:31
12:36
Commencing countdown. Engines
12:36
12:41
on.
12:41
12:48
That's a scenes from next week's show.
12:48
12:50
Next week.
12:50
12:53
I am definitely going to watch that.
12:53
12:57
>> You know, that night meant a lot to me,
12:57
12:58
too. And it wasn't cuz I was in a bad
12:58
13:01
place or anything. It just meant a lot
13:01
13:03
to me cuz you're really hot.
13:03
13:10
>> Is that okay?
13:10
13:12
>> That's okay.
13:12
13:14
>> And I'm cute, too.
13:14
13:18
>> And you're cute, too.
13:18
13:19
>> Thank you.
13:19
13:21
All right. I got to go unpack.
13:21
13:22
>> Okay.
13:22
13:27
Bye.
13:27
13:41
>> I'm still on London time. Does that
13:41
13:43
count?
13:43
13:45
>> Oh, that counts.
13:45
13:46
>> Oh, good.
13:46
13:48
>> How How are we going to mess with them?
13:48
13:49
Oh,
13:49
13:50
>> well, you could use your position, you
13:50
13:52
know, as the roommate, and then I would
13:52
13:54
use, you know, the strongest tool at my
13:54
13:56
disposal, my sexuality.
13:56
14:00
>> Hello, children.
14:00
14:01
>> Hey.
14:01
14:01
>> Hey.
14:01
14:02
>> Okay. Watch, learn, and don't eat my
14:02
14:05
cookie.
14:05
14:08
>> Hey.
14:08
14:09
>> Hey.
14:09
14:10
Wow, that jacket looks great on you.
14:10
14:13
>> Really?
14:13
14:14
>> Yeah. The material looks so soft. Oh,
14:14
14:16
hello, Mr. Bicep.
14:16
14:20
You've been working out?
14:20
14:21
>> Well, I try to, you know, squeeze
14:21
14:23
things.
14:23
14:30
>> You okay?
14:30
14:31
>> Well, if you really want to know, I Oh,
14:31
14:34
I can't tell you this.
14:34
14:36
>> Maybe it's me. You can tell me anything.
14:36
14:38
>> Well, actually, you're the one person I
14:38
14:40
can't tell this to and the one person I
14:40
14:43
want to the most.
14:43
14:47
What's going on?
14:47
14:49
>> I think it's just, you know, that I
14:49
14:51
haven't been with a guy in so long and
14:51
14:53
you know how sometimes you're looking
14:53
14:54
for something and you just don't even
14:54
14:55
see that it's right there in front of
14:55
14:57
you sipping coffee.
14:57
14:59
Oh, no. Have I said too much?
15:00
15:02
>> You look cute in bubbles.
15:02
15:04
>> You're just all liquored up.
15:04
15:09
>> Hey, it's me coming in.
15:09
15:18
I've had a very long hard day.
15:18
15:21
>> Uh, I'm going to go get some chicken.
15:21
15:23
You want some?
15:23
15:23
>> Uh, no thanks. No chicken. Bye-bye then.
15:23
15:27
>> You sure? Some extra crispy dirty rice
15:27
15:29
beans
15:29
15:30
>> for the last time. No. Get out. Get out,
15:30
15:32
Joey.
15:32
15:32
>> All right.
15:32
15:38
>> Are you okay? I'm so sorry. He wouldn't
15:38
15:40
leave. He kept asking me if I wanted a
15:40
15:41
chicken.
15:41
15:43
Chicken.
15:43
15:45
I could eat some chicken.
15:45
15:48
>> Hey Joe.
15:48
15:52
>> Yeah. Can I get a threepiece? Some
15:52
15:55
kleslaw and some beans and a Coke. Diet
15:55
15:58
Coke.
15:58
16:03
>> Isn't this great?
16:03
16:05
>> Couldn't you just stay like this
16:05
16:06
forever?
16:06
16:12
Couldn't you just stay here forever?
16:12
16:15
>> Yeah, here somewhere else. You know,
16:15
16:17
where? Wherever.
16:17
16:20
>> Are you okay?
16:20
16:21
>> Yeah, I'm cool. Casual.
16:21
16:25
>> What? What are you doing?
16:25
16:27
>> Well, just hanging out, you know, having
16:27
16:28
fun, you know, with the girl that I'm
16:28
16:30
seeing casually.
16:30
16:33
>> Man, I knew it. I knew you were going to
16:33
16:35
do this.
16:35
16:36
>> What?
16:36
16:36
>> Get all freaked out because everybody
16:36
16:38
was talking and just joking around about
16:38
16:40
marriage and stuff. Well, you you do
16:40
16:42
want all that stuff, right?
16:42
16:44
>> Oh, and you know what I want.
16:44
16:46
>> Yes, you want babies. You have baby
16:46
16:48
fever.
16:48
16:50
>> I do not have baby fever.
16:50
16:52
>> Oh, please. You are obsessed with babies
16:52
16:54
and and marriage and everything that's
16:54
16:56
related to babies and and and marriage.
16:56
17:00
You know what? I got a good idea. Why
17:00
17:01
don't we turn the heat down on this
17:01
17:02
pressure cooker?
17:02
17:05
>> You lost your mind, Taylor. This isn't
17:05
17:08
about me. This is about you and all your
17:08
17:10
weird relationship commitment crap.
17:10
17:12
>> Nuh-uh. I know you. Okay. I know the
17:12
17:14
thoughts that you have in the head in
17:14
17:15
your head.
17:15
17:17
>> You don't know everything. Did you know
17:17
17:19
that I'm going out with Rachel tonight
17:19
17:21
instead of you? H And did you know that
17:21
17:23
the only baby around here is you? And
17:23
17:25
did you know that I can't even look at
17:25
17:26
you right now?
17:26
17:30
>> Yo, I did not know that.
17:30
17:35
>> It's going to be okay, right? I mean,
17:36
17:37
she's not going to leave me. This is
17:37
17:39
This is fixable.
17:39
17:40
>> Oh,
17:40
17:40
>> yeah. Yeah, sure. Absolutely.
17:40
17:42
>> By me.
17:42
17:43
>> Oh, no.
17:43
17:44
>> No, no, no.
17:44
17:46
>> Well, unless you make some kind of big
17:46
17:49
gesture.
17:49
17:50
>> Yeah, big though.
17:50
17:52
>> Oh, [ __ ] The misses.
17:52
17:55
>> Here. Can I Can I get a coffee
17:55
17:59
>> to go?
17:59
18:01
Monica, I'm
18:01
18:02
>> I'm still not done not wanting to talk
18:02
18:03
to you.
18:03
18:04
>> Just tell me what I need to do to make
18:04
18:05
things right.
18:06
18:07
>> What? Well, that's what we do. You know,
18:07
18:09
I I mess up and then you tell me how to
18:09
18:11
fix it and then I do and then, you know,
18:11
18:12
you think I'm all cute again.
18:12
18:16
I'm
18:16
18:16
>> really I'm really tired of being your
18:16
18:17
relationship tutor. You're going to have
18:17
18:19
to figure this one out for yourself,
18:19
18:21
right? You know what? You're too afraid
18:21
18:23
to be in a real relationship. Then don't
18:23
18:25
be in one.
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18:33
>> Monica, I need to talk to her. It's
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urgent. Is she here? Hi, Monica.
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>> I need to talk to you. It's urgent.
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>> Okay.
18:41
18:41
>> Okay. I've been doing a lot of thinking
18:41
18:43
about us. You know, a lot of uh us
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18:46
thinking and uh well, I guess there's
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only one one way to do this.
18:49
18:52
[Applause]
18:52
18:56
>> What are you doing,
18:56
18:57
>> Monica?
18:57
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>> No, no, no. Don't don't don't do it.
18:58
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>> Will you marry me?
19:00
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[Applause]
19:02
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What a not a bad idea.
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19:08
>> Oh, I can't not look at it.
19:08
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>> Chandler, why are you doing this?
19:12
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>> I don't know,
19:14
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>> but I know I'm not afraid to do this,
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>> Chandler.
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>> I'm doing this because I'm sorry.
19:21
19:26
>> Do you um you really think the best
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19:28
reason to get married is because you're
19:28
19:29
sorry?
19:29
19:30
>> Well, no. The best reason to get married
19:30
19:31
is pregnancy.
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19:36
Sorry, is pretty much fourth, you know,
19:36
19:37
behind being ready and actually wanting
19:37
19:39
to get married.
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>> Will you be my wife,
19:41
19:46
>> Taylor? Um, I want you to take just a
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19:48
minute and I want you to think about how
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19:50
ridiculous this sounds.
19:50
19:55
>> Yeah, I'm kind of wishing everyone
19:55
19:56
wasn't here right now.
19:56
19:59
>> I do. You know that none of that stuff
20:00
20:02
came from me? I mean, I never said that
20:02
20:04
I wanted to have babies and get married
20:04
20:06
right now.
20:06
20:06
>> Yeah, I don't. But I was really
20:06
20:07
confused. And then I talked to these
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20:09
guys.
20:09
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>> Who? Two divorces and Joey.
20:10
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>> Hey, she's right. You know,
20:14
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>> yeah, but still cheap shot.
20:17
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>> You know what? You know when I said that
20:22
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I want you to deal with this
20:24
20:26
relationship stuff all on your own?
20:26
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>> Well, you're not ready for that.
20:28
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>> I didn't think I was.
20:30
20:38
Nice try.
20:38
20:39
>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:40
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>> Look, Monica.
20:44
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>> This is not going to work.
20:50
20:52
>> I bet this will work.
20:52
20:54
[Laughter]
20:54
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You are so great. I love you.
21:02
21:14
>> What?
21:14
21:16
>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great
21:16
21:17
and then I just I just stopped talking.
21:18
21:22
>> You said you love me. I can't believe
21:22
21:23
this.
21:23
21:24
>> No, I didn't.
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Yes, you did.
21:27
21:28
>> No, I didn't.
21:28
21:30
>> You love me.
21:30
21:32
>> No, I don't. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it.
21:32
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Stop it.
21:34
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>> What did you just say?
21:38
21:39
>> You roll another heart eight and we get
21:39
21:41
married here tonight.
21:41
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>> Are you serious?
21:43
21:45
>> Yes, I love you. I've never loved
21:45
21:47
anybody as much as I love you.
21:47
21:50
>> I've never loved anybody as much as I
21:50
21:52
love you.
21:52
21:53
Okay. So, if an eight comes up, we take
21:53
21:55
it as a sign and we do it. What do you
21:55
21:57
say?
21:58
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>> Okay.
21:59
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>> Part eight.
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22:07
>> Okay. That's a four. And where where's
22:07
22:09
the other one? It went under the table.
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>> Nobody moved. Okay.
22:12
22:13
>> You look that way. I look this way.
22:14
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>> Here it is. Here it is.
22:19
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That could be a four or a five.
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>> It's your call.
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>> It's a four.
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22:38
>> Hello. One marriage, please.
22:38
22:40
>> Yep. We want to get married.
22:40
22:42
>> Well, there's a service in progress.
22:42
22:44
Have a seat.
22:44
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>> All right.
22:45
22:50
D.
22:50
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[Music]
22:51
22:55
>> What are you doing?
22:55
22:56
>> Oh, that's the wedding march. Does Does
22:56
22:58
that freak you out?
22:58
22:59
>> No, only because it's the graduation
22:59
23:01
song.
23:01
23:06
>> Okay, this is it. We're going to get
23:06
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married.
23:09
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>> Are you sure you want to do this?
23:10
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[Applause]
23:13
23:18
>> Hello, Mrs.
23:18
23:20
Well, hello Mr. Rachel.
23:20
23:26
[Music]
23:26
歌词与翻译
[中文]
钱德勒。
...
钱德勒。我看到你在做什么
...
透过窗户。我看到了你的样子
...
对我妹妹做的事。现在离开这里。
...
听着，我们跑得很好。你知道，
...
那是什么？四、五个月。我的意思是，
...
这比大多数人拥有的还要多
...
生命周期。那么，再见。小心。
...
那么再见。
...
>> 你在做什么？
...
>> 哦，我要吃羔羊了。
...
>> 来吧，J。来吧。我可以对付罗斯。
...
坚持一下。
...
>> 嘿，罗斯。怎么了，兄弟？
...
>> 什么
...
你到底在做什么？
...
>> 嘿，发生了什么事？
...
>> 好吧，我想罗斯知道
...
我和莫妮卡。
...
>> 老兄，他就在那里。
...
>> 我以为你是我最好的朋友。这
...
是我妹妹。我最好的朋友。还有我的
...
姐姐。我简直不敢相信这一点。
...
>> 看，我们不只是在闲逛。我
...
爱她，好吗？我爱上了她。
...
>> 很抱歉让您知道
...
这样。
...
抱歉，但这是真的。我我也爱他。
...
>> 我最好的朋友和我的妹妹。
...
我简直不敢相信。
...
>> 哦，抱歉。你们可能想要
...
也有一些拥抱吧？大新闻。
...
>> 不，没关系。我们实际上已经知道
...
一段时间。
...
>> 什么？什么？什么？你们知道吗？你你
...
都知道了你却不告诉我？
...
>> 好吧，罗斯，我们很担心你。
...
好的。我们不知道你怎么样
...
做出反应。
...
你很担心我。
...
你不知道我要怎么做
...
反应。
...
好的。好的。你说我们大家怎么样
...
呃离开这里让这两个人
...
爱情鸟恢复正常了吗？
...
>> 嘿，嘿，嘿。我只是在这里说话。他
...
他是你妹妹的人。
...
>> 伙计，我们得谈谈。
...
>> 好的。我只是想告诉你
...
在你从
那里听到之前的事情
其他人。我希望这不是太
...
很奇怪，但是呃
...
我和珍妮丝有一段情。
...
[笑声]
...
>> 好吧，你没有生气吗？
...
>> 我为什么会生气？
...
>> 好吧，因为你知道有某些
...
关于此类内容的规则。如果你
...
别呃你别胡闹你的
...
朋友前女友或者呃可能
...
与他们有亲戚关系的女朋友或女孩。
...
我很生气。
...
那么，你知道我要做什么吗？我是
...
会原谅你，因为那就是
...
个朋友这样做。他们原谅他们的朋友
...
当他们执行你刚才所说的一切时。
...
列表中的所有内容都在那里。嗯，
...
但我希望你记住我
...
原谅了你。
...
>> 可以吗？我还希望您记住我
...
让你住在这里租房。
...
好吧？我希望你记住
...
我给了你 27 美元。
...
没有附加条件。现在，如果您不能
...
记住，我认为我们应该写
...
下来。让我们把它写下来。
...
>> 你真的认为这样可以吗？
...
>> 好吧，罗斯和艾米丽不会使用
...
它。
...
哦，太漂亮了。
...
>> 哦，
...
你知道，我不知道我的感觉是否正确
...
关于这个。
...
>> 哦，妈妈。妈妈妈妈。
...
>> 这是蜜月套房。房间
...
期待性行为。
...
如果
房间会很失望
没有发生性行为。所有其他蜜月
...
套房会认为这是一个失败者。
...
>> 好的。好的，
...
>> 艾米丽。没有。不在这儿下面。
...
>> 哦，你想和钱德勒谈谈吗？
...
>> 那是乔伊吗？让我跟他谈谈。
...
>> 不，因为他不相信我的电影。
...
>> 这是一个很大的错误，因为它是
...
真实。真实的。
...
>> 嘿，你知道吗？我一直在尝试
...
整个星期都向他道歉。如果他不是
...
让我通过电话进行操作，我是
...
要去那里。我要做
...
亲自进行。
...
>> 呃，小偷。我听到了。呃，你可以
...
把他穿上？
...
>> 是的。
...
嘿，别出来。
...
不，不，不，不。我百分百支持你，我
...
想亲自向你证明这一点。
...
>> 我明白了。我原谅你了。别来
...
在这里。
...
>> 请原谅我。你没有拿走我的
...
通话一周。
...
>> 好吧，我完全受够了，钱德勒。
...
永远的朋友。别从这里出来。
...
>> 你介意和我们合影吗？
...
>> 那是什么？
...
>> 呃，今晚有娱乐活动。
...
>> 是的。好的。那么，很高兴跟你说话。还有
...
别出来。好的。
...
是什么让您花了这么长时间？
...
>> 我工作很忙，但我
...
明天辞职。
...
所以，谢谢你邀请我过来。
...
>> 拉
...
窥视。
...
>> 再见。
...
>> 那到底是什么？
...
可能有一些，你知道，欧洲
...
再见他在伦敦捡到的东西。我
...
这不是欧洲的。
...
>> 感觉像是法国人。
...
>> 你知道，如果我真的很热，我
...
我喜欢拿起这把刀，嗯
...
我用冷钢抵住嗯
...
我的身体。
...
>> 你还好吗？
...
我很好。
...
[音乐]
...
[鼓掌]
...
[音乐]
...
我们得到了什么？ 20岁男性。
...
他的右侧脚趾被切断
...
英尺。
...
>> 请你先不要做那只脚好吗？
...
你知道他的伤在哪里。已切断
...
脚趾。你刚才说了。
...
这里说刀走对了
...
穿过你的鞋子。
...
>> 当然可以。它们由
制成
柳条。
...
>> 你带了脚趾了吗？
...
>> 哦，是的。我把它放在冰上。
...
>> 别担心，儿子。我们只需重新附加
...
它。然后
...
>> 什么？它是什么？
...
>> 你带来了一根胡萝卜。
...
>> 什么？这不是你的脚趾。这是
...
小块非常冷的胡萝卜。
...
>> 你带了胡萝卜？天哪，有
...
我厨房里的一个脚趾。
...
>> 莫妮卡，
...
现在几点了？
...
>> 呃，9，
...
但外面已经黑了。嗯，好吧，那就是
...
因为你总是睡到中午，
...
愚蠢。
...
>> 这就是 9 的样子。
...
>> 我想我会被洗掉的。
...
>> 观看日出。
...
>> 我真的厌倦了偷偷摸摸
...
一直在。
...
>> 我知道。我也是。你知道，嘿，你知道
...
什么？如果我们整个
都离开怎么办？
周末？你知道，我们没有
...
打扰，我们可以赤身裸体
...
一直。
...
>> 整个周末？这是很多
...
裸体。
...
是的，我可以说我有一个会议
...
你可以说你有厨师的天赋。
...
>> 哦，我一直想去这个
...
他们在泽西岛举办的烹饪博览会。
...
>> 好的。你知道，但你不是。
...
>> 我们走吧。
...
>> 好的。等等，乔伊呢？
...
[音乐]
...
丹·罗洛斯。
...
>> 嘿，你回来了。
...
>> 嘿，你的会议怎么样？
...
>> 太糟糕了。我与我的
战斗
一直有
位同事。你是
吗
开玩笑？
...
>> 呃，所以你的周末彻底失败了。
...
>> 呃，不。我要去见唐纳德·特朗普
...
等待电梯。
...
好吧。
...
嘿，宾先生。你住的那家呃酒店
...
已调用
...
说有人把睫毛夹落在
...
你的房间。
...
>> 是的，那是我的。
...
因为我认为你勾搭上了一些
...
女孩，她把它留在那里。
...
>> 是的，这样更有意义。
...
>> 你知道，我什至不觉得我
...
已经认识你了，伙计。好的。看，
...
我只想问你一次。
...
好吧？无论你说什么，我都会
...
相信你。
...
你是否是同性恋
...
游轮？
...
>> 嘿。嘿。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 哦，嘿，莫妮卡。我听说你看到了唐纳德
...
特朗普在您的大会上。
...
>> 是的。所以，我在等电梯。
...
>> 嘿，Ra。你能借用你的睫毛吗
...
卷发器？我想我失去了我的。是的，是
...
在后面。
...
[鼓掌]
...
>> 乔伊，我可以和你聊聊吗？
...
[音乐]
...
是的。
...
是的。
...
你和你。
...
>> 是的。但你不能告诉任何人。没有人
...
知道。
...
>> 怎么办？什么时候？
...
>> 事情发生在伦敦。
...
>> 在伦敦？
...
>> 我们没有告诉任何人的原因是
...
我们不想小题大做
...
它。
...
>> 但这是一件大事。
...
我必须告诉某人。
...
>> 你不能。
...
>> 请。请。我们只是不想
...
处理告诉所有人的事情。好的。只需
...
保证你不会说出去。
...
>> 好的。
...
伙计，这太令人难以置信了。
...
我的意思是，这很棒，但是
...
>> 我知道这很棒。
...
>> 哦，我不想看到这个。嘿，
...
节目还在继续吗？快结束了，伙计。
...
>> 嘿，N。哦，走吧。那是教皇吗？
...
>> 我为什么要找？
...
>> 哦，看。我在这里。看，这是我的
...
大场面。
...
>> 好吧，退后。
...
>> 我有枪。
...
>> 我不害怕使用它。
...
>> 哦，乔伊。
...
>> 没错，孤独。
...
>> 你至少不能改变你的
...
衬衫。
...
现在，我想要一个装满
的手提箱
...
100,000 美元
装满 100,000 美元的小额钞票。还有
...
如果我没有得到
...
如果我不明白，
...
我要射杀这只鸭子。
...
>> 哦不。
...
>> 我出来了。
...
她应该买这个吗？
...
>> 乔伊·布拉沃。
...
>> 地面控制到专业。
...
倒计时开始。发动机
...
开启。
...
这是下周节目中的场景。
...
下周。
...
我一定会看的。
...
>> 你知道，那天晚上对我来说意义重大，
也是
。这并不是因为我处境不好
...
地点或任何东西。这意义重大
...
对我来说因为你真的很性感。
...
>> 可以吗？
...
>> 没关系。
...
>> 我也很可爱。
...
>> 你也很可爱。
...
>> 谢谢。
...
好吧。我得去拆包了。
...
>> 好的。
...
再见。
...
>> 我仍然是伦敦时间。是吗
...
数？
...
>> 哦，这很重要。
...
>> 哦，很好。
...
>> How 我们要怎样对付他们呢？
...
哦，
...
>> 好吧，你可以利用你的职位，你
...
作为室友知道，然后我会
...
使用我的
中最强大的工具
处置，我的性取向。
...
>> 哈喽，孩子们。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 好的。观看、学习，但不要吃我的
...
cookie。
...
>> 嘿。
...
>> 嘿。
...
哇，那件夹克你穿起来真好看。
...
>> 真的吗？
...
>> 是的。材质看起来很柔软。哦，
...
你好，二头肌先生。
...
你一直在锻炼吗？
...
>> 好吧，我尝试挤压
...
件事。
...
>> 你还好吗？
...
>> 好吧，如果你真的想知道，我哦，
...
我不能告诉你这一点。
...
>> 也许是我。你可以告诉我任何事情。
...
>> 好吧，实际上，你就是我
...
无法将此告诉我的一个人
...
最想要的。
...
发生了什么事？
...
>> 我认为这只是，你知道，我
...
已经很久没有和男人在一起了
...
你知道有时你的样子
...
为某事而你甚至不
...
看到它就在
前面
你在喝咖啡。
...
哦，不。我是不是说太多了？
...
>> 你在泡泡里看起来很可爱。
...
>> 你喝醉了。
...
>> 嘿，我进来了。
...
我度过了漫长而艰难的一天。
...
>> 呃，我要去买点鸡肉。
...
你想要一些吗？
...
>> 呃，不用了，谢谢。没有鸡。那么再见。
...
>> 你确定吗？一些额外的脆脏米饭
...
豆子
...
>> 最后一次。不，出去。出去吧，
...
乔伊。
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 你还好吗？我很抱歉。他不会
...
离开。他一直问我是否想要
...
鸡。
...
鸡。
...
我可以吃一些鸡肉。
...
>> 嘿乔。
...
>> 是的。可以买三件套吗？一些
...
kleslaw 和一些豆子和一杯可乐。饮食
...
可乐。
...
>> 这不是很棒吗？
...
>> 你就不能一直这样
...
永远？
...
你就不能永远留在这里吗？
...
>> 是的，在其他地方。你知道，
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在哪里？无论在哪里。
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>> 你还好吗？
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>> 是的，我很好。随意的。
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>> 什么？你在干什么？
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>> 好吧，只是出去玩，你知道，
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你知道，和我
这个女孩在一起很有趣
随意看到。
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>> 伙计，我就知道。我知道你会
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这样做。
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>> 什么？
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>> 吓坏了，因为每个人
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正在谈论
并且只是开玩笑
婚姻之类的。好吧，你确实
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想要所有这些东西，对吧？
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>> 哦，你知道我想要什么。
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>> 是的，你想要孩子。你有孩子了
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发烧。
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>> 我没有婴儿发烧。
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>> 哦，拜托。你对婴儿很着迷
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和婚姻以及
的一切
与婴儿和婚姻有关。
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你知道吗？我有一个好主意。为什么
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我们不把这件事关小一点吗
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高压锅？
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>> 你疯了，泰勒。这不是
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关于我。这是关于你和你所有的
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奇怪的关系承诺废话。
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>> 呃呃。我认识你。好的。我知道
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你脑子里的想法
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你的头。
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>> 你并不知道一切。你知道吗
...
今晚我要和瑞秋出去
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代替你？ H 你知道吗
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这里唯一的宝宝是你吗？还有
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你知道吗，我什至无法看
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你现在吗？
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>> 哟，我不知道。
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>> 一切都会好起来的，对吧？我的意思是，
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她不会离开我。这是
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这是可以修复的。
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>> 哦，
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>> 是的。是的，当然。绝对地。
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>> 我的。
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>> 哦，不。
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>> 不，不，不。
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>> 好吧，除非你做了某种大事
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手势。
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>> 是的，虽然很大。
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>> 哦，[ __ ] 失误。
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>> 在这里。我可以喝杯咖啡吗
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>> 去吗？
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莫妮卡，我是
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>> 我还没不想说话
...
给你。
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>> 请告诉我需要做什么才能使
...
事情正确。
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>> 什么？嗯，这就是我们所做的。你知道，
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我搞砸了，然后你告诉我如何
...
修复它，然后我就修复它，然后，你知道，
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你又觉得我很可爱了。
...
我是
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>> 真的，我真的厌倦了成为你的
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关系导师。您将拥有
...
自己解决这个问题，
...
对吗？你知道吗？你太害怕了
...
建立真正的关系。那么就不要
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合二为一。
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>> 莫妮卡，我需要和她谈谈。这是
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紧急。她在吗？嗨，莫妮卡。
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>> 我需要和你谈谈。事情很紧急。
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>> 好的。
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>> 好的。我思考了很多
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关于我们。你知道，我们很多人
...
思考，嗯，我猜有
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只有一种方法可以做到这一点。
...
[鼓掌]
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>> 你在做什么，
...
>>莫妮卡？
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>> 不，不，不。别别别做。
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>> 你愿意嫁给我吗？
...
[鼓掌]
...
这主意不错。
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>> 哦，我不能不看它。
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>> 钱德勒，你为什么要这样做？
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>> 我不知道，
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>> 但我知道我并不害怕这样做，
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>> 钱德勒。
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>> 我这样做是因为我很抱歉。
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>> 你真的认为最好吗
...
结婚的理由是因为你
...
抱歉？
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>> 嗯，不。结婚的最好理由
...
是怀孕。
...
抱歉，几乎是第四个，你知道，
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做好准备并真正想要
...
结婚。
...
>> 你愿意成为我的妻子吗
...
>> 泰勒？嗯，我希望你只拿一个
...
分钟，我希望您思考如何
...
这听起来很荒谬。
...
>> 是的，我希望大家
...
现在不在这里。
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>> 我愿意。你知道这些都不是
...
来自我？我的意思是，我从来没有说过
...
我想要生孩子并结婚
...
现在。
...
>> 是的，我不知道。但我真的是
...
困惑。然后我和这些人交谈了
...
伙计们。
...
>> 谁？两次离婚和乔伊。
...
>> 嘿，她是对的。你知道，
...
>> 是的，但仍然很廉价。
...
>> 你知道吗？你知道我什么时候说过
...
我希望你处理这个问题
...
感情的事全靠你自己？
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>> 好吧，你还没有准备好。
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>> 我不认为我是。
...
不错的尝试。
...
>> 等等，等等，等等，等等。
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>> 看，莫妮卡。
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>> 这是行不通的。
...
>> 我打赌这会起作用。
...
[笑声]
...
你太棒了。我爱你。
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>> 什么？
...
>> 什么也没有。我说我说你太棒了
...
然后我就不再说话了。
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>> 你说你爱我。我不敢相信
...
这个。
...
>> 不，我没有。
...
是的，你做到了。
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>> 不，我没有。
...
>> 你爱我。
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>> 不，我不。停止吧。停止吧。停止吧。
...
停止吧。
...
>> 你刚才说什么？
...
>> 你再掷一个红心八，我们得到
...
今晚在这里结婚。
...
>> 你是认真的吗？
...
>> 是的，我爱你。我从未爱过
...
任何人，就像我爱你一样。
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>> 我从来没有像我这样爱过任何人
...
爱你。
...
好的。因此，如果出现 8，我们就采取
...
它作为一个标志，我们就这么做了。你做什么
...
说？
...
>> 好的。
...
>> 第八部分。
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>> 好的。那是四。
在哪里？
另一个？它钻到了桌子底下。
...
>> 没有人动。好的。
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>> 你看起来就是那样。我是这样看的
...
>> 就是这里。这里是。
...
这可能是四或五。
...
>> 这是你的决定。
...
>> 这是四。
...
>> 你好。拜托，一桩婚姻。
...
>> 是的。我们想结婚。
...
>> 嗯，有一项服务正在进行中。
...
请坐。
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>> 好吧。
...
D.
...
[音乐]
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>> 你在做什么？
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>> 哦，那是婚礼进行曲。是 是
...
这让你感到害怕吗？
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>> 不，只是因为今天是毕业典礼
...
歌曲。
...
>> 好的，就是这样。我们将得到
...
结婚了。
...
>> 您确定要这样做吗？
...
[鼓掌]
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>> 你好，夫人
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那么，你好，雷切尔先生。
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重点词汇
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run /rʌn/ A1 |
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month /mʌnθ/ A1 |
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lifetime /ˈlaɪftaɪm/ A2 |
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goodbye /ɡʊdˈbaɪ/ A1 |
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handle /ˈhændl/ A2 |
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bro /broʊ/ A1 |
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hell /hɛl/ A2 |
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mess /mɛs/ A1 |
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love /lʌv/ A1 |
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sorry /ˈsɔri/ A1 |
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hug /hʌɡ/ A1 |
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worry /ˈwʌri/ A2 |
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react /riˈækt/ B1 |
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business /ˈbɪznəs/ A2 |
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forgive /fərˈɡɪv/ A2 |
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remember /rɪˈmɛmbər/ A1 |
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rent /rɛnt/ A2 |
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beautiful /ˈbjuːtɪfəl/ A1 |
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weird /wɪrd/ A2 |
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thieves /θivz/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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Chandler. I saw what you were doing through the window. I saw what you were doing to my sister.
➔ 过去进行时 (guòqù jìnxíngshí)
➔ “were doing” 描述过去某个特定时间正在进行的动作。它强调动作的持续时间。使用“to my sister”是一个介词短语，表示动作的接受者。
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Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four, five months.
➔ 过去时 (guòqùshí) & 附加疑问句 (fùjiā yíwèn jù)
➔ “had a good run” 使用过去时描述一个完成的经历。“What was it?” 是一个附加疑问句，用于确认信息或寻求澄清。使用“four, five”表示近似。
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I love her, okay? I'm in love with her.
➔ 陈述句 (chéngshùjù) & 强调词 (qiángdiào cí)
➔ 这些是对感情的直接而强烈的声明。“Okay？”起着寻求同意或确认的作用。重复“I love her”强调了感情的强度。
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You were worried about me. You didn't know how I was going to react.
➔ 过去进行时 (guòqù jìnxíngshí) & 过去时 (guòqùshí) (对比 - duìbǐ)
➔ 第一句使用过去进行时描述一种担忧的状态。第二句使用过去时陈述缺乏知识。这种对比突出了担忧的原因。
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