I mean, my mom never thought this would
00:00
work
00:03
out. She was all once a cheater, always
00:04
a cheater.
00:07
Mhm. Oh, I just wish we hadn't lost
00:10
those four
00:14
months. But if time was what you needed
00:15
just to gain a little perspective,
00:18
we were on a break.
00:23
Coffee house. You bet. And for the
00:27
record, it took two people to break up
00:30
this relationship. Yeah. You and that
00:32
girl from that copy place, which
00:35
yesterday you took full responsibility
00:36
for. I didn't know what I was taking
00:38
responsibility for. Okay. I didn't
00:40
finish the whole letter. What? I fell
00:42
asleep. You fell asleep.
00:45
It was 5:30 in the morning and you had
00:49
rambled on for 18 pages.
00:53
front and
00:59
back. Oh, and by the way, y u apostrophe
01:01
r e means you are. Y r means you're
01:05
know. I can't believe I even thought of
01:10
getting back together with you. We are
01:12
so over.
01:14
Fine by me.
01:17
Oh. Oh, and hey, hey, hey. Those little
01:20
spelling tips will come in handy when
01:22
you're at home on Saturday nights
01:23
playing Scrabble with Monica. Hey,
01:24
sorry.
01:27
I just feel bad about all that sleep
01:29
you're going to miss. Wishing you were
01:31
with me. Oh, no. No. Don't you worry
01:32
about me falling asleep. I still have
01:34
your letter.
01:36
Joey, um, you look familiar. Are, uh,
01:39
are you on TV or something? Well, Joey
01:42
doesn't like to talk about it, but he's
01:45
one of the stars of Days of Our Lives.
01:46
That's right. That's right. Don't you
01:51
play a woman?
01:53
A woman in a man's body.
01:58
Much better.
02:01
So, you know, Ross, it's funny cuz you
02:04
look familiar to me, too. Have you ever
02:06
been married?
02:08
Well, yes. Yes, I have. In fact, um,
02:12
just the other day, Chris and I were
02:15
talking about how I've been married and
02:16
how I have a son. Yeah, little Eric.
02:19
That's right. Wait, no, Ben.
02:21
So, you just been married the one time
02:27
then?
02:28
Well, um, you've been married twice.
02:32
Yes.
02:37
And another time after
02:39
that. Boy, I'm getting hungry.
02:44
Uh, hey Joey. Have you ever been so
02:48
hungry on a date that when the girl goes
02:51
to the bathroom, you eat some of her
02:53
food?
02:54
You said the waiter ate my crab cake.
02:59
Yeah. So, uh, Ross, that now why did
03:03
that first marriage break up? Hm.
03:06
Was it because the woman was straight or
03:09
because she was a lesbian?
03:11
Do you two know each other? No. No. No.
03:15
Just seems like Ross is the kind of guy
03:19
who would marry a woman on the verge of
03:20
being a lesbian and then push her over
03:22
the edge.
03:24
Ross. Ross. Ross.
03:27
Ross. Hi.
03:29
Hi. Are you a uh friend of Rachel's?
03:32
Yes. Yes, I am. Are you a uh a friend of
03:35
Rachel's? Actually, I'm uh kind of a,
03:38
you know, a date type
03:42
thing of
03:46
Rachel. A date? Yeah, I'm her date. Oh.
03:48
Oh, you're uh Oh, you're the date. You
03:53
know, this is actually good because if
03:57
we ever lose Ross, we have a spare. Oh,
03:59
you are the uh
04:02
paleontologist. Yes. Yes, I am. And you
04:05
are
04:08
a periodontist. See, now they're as
04:10
different as night
04:13
and later that night.
04:15
Well, I am going to uh get a beverage.
04:18
Uh it was nice nice uh meeting you.
04:21
Ditto. I uh well, I I met Russ.
04:29
Oh,
04:34
hey. I didn't know we were uh seeing
04:35
other people. Well, we're not seeing
04:37
each other, huh? So, well, uh for your
04:40
information, there's a woman at the
04:43
museum who's curator of moths and other
04:45
uh winged
04:49
things. Who's uh let it be known that
04:51
she is drawn to me, much like
04:54
a well, you
04:56
know. Well, so far I've been keeping her
04:58
at bay, but if this is the deal, well,
05:01
yeah, this is the deal. Okay. Well, um,
05:03
have a nice evening. Thank you. The
05:05
rest, you ready? Yeah.
05:07
Bye. Bye. Bye.
05:10
She's dating.
05:15
She's dating. Yes. Yes. But did you see
05:18
who she was dating? What do you mean? Do
05:21
you not see it? See what? I don't know
05:24
what she sees in in that
05:26
goober. And And takes him. What? like
05:30
like I don't know. Uh uh hello a week to
05:33
give out a sentence.
05:36
Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
05:39
Yeah. Hey, we're having some fun now,
05:44
huh? Ross, want to do another one? Huh?
05:46
Ross.
05:49
Okay. 11 letters. Atomic element number
05:52
101 ends in
05:56
desposium. Desposium. Try
05:59
menolivium and weenie number two has it.
06:03
Unless of course nine down nights and
06:07
white satin was sung by the duty blues.
06:09
Wait, you don't see it? You actually
06:14
don't see it. What? Okay, honey. You're
06:16
dating Ross. No, babes. I'm dating Russ.
06:19
Russ is Ross. Russ. Ross. Steve. Sleeve.
06:23
Okay. No one is named
06:27
Sleeve. Baby, what the hell are you
06:29
talking about? Other than their names
06:31
being similar, I'm sorry. I do not see
06:33
what you're seeing. For your
06:35
information, it's a card sharp, not a
06:37
card shark. You could not be more wrong.
06:40
You could try, but you would not be
06:43
successful.
06:45
Okay, I'm going to get some more coffee
06:46
before the pinching and eye poking
06:48
begins.
06:49
I know what your problem is. Oh, you do?
06:52
Do you? Mhm. You're
06:54
jealous. Uh, of of what? You're jealous
06:57
because I'm a real
07:01
doctor. Hey, you're a doctor of gums.
07:05
That's the smallest body part you can
07:08
major in. It's like day one floss. Day
07:10
two. Here's your diploma. You listen.
07:13
No. No. Let me finish. No, let me
07:15
finish. No, you let me finish.
07:18
Hi. Hi.
07:22
E,
07:25
you you've been quiet all morning. Is
07:29
everything okay? Mhm.
07:31
You sure you're all right? Yep.
07:35
Okay. Um, well, I'm going to go uh grab
07:38
her some breakfast. FYI, there it is.
07:41
In the future, when a girl asks for some
07:47
ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it.
07:50
Wait, wait. You're uh you're mad at me
07:54
about last night? I was just trying to
07:57
do the right thing. Really? Well, it
08:00
seems to me if you had done the right
08:02
thing, I would not have woken up today
08:03
feeling stupid and embarrassed. I would
08:05
have woken up feeling comforted and
08:07
satisfied.
08:09
Well, oh, stop
08:12
that. I can't believe this. What? I was
08:14
just being a good guy. I treated you
08:17
with with respect and understanding. Oh,
08:19
that is so hot.
08:21
Hey, I was looking out for you. Oh,
08:24
really? Well, Ross, you know what? I am
08:26
a big girl. I don't need someone telling
08:28
me what is best for me. I got to say,
08:29
I've not had sex a lot of times before.
08:33
This is the worst ever.
08:35
Oh, really? Really? Well, it wasn't very
08:37
good for me either. Oh, okay. You know,
08:39
hey, hey, you know what? You know what?
08:41
To avoid this little thing in the
08:43
future, let's just say you and me never
08:45
having sex again. What? That's right.
08:46
Sex is off the table. I am never having
08:49
sex with you again.
08:52
Dr. Green, are you feeling better? Oh,
09:01
yeah. This will show him. Here we go.
09:03
What are you doing? Oh, you'll see. My
09:05
friend,
09:07
[Music]
09:10
I'm
09:13
dead and so young.
09:17
Hosting that I died. That really isn't
09:20
funny. Well, how you died was funny. Oh,
09:24
please. Hit by a
09:27
blimp. It kills over one Americans every
09:29
year. Unbelievable. My classmates are
09:34
going to think I'm dead. My professors,
09:37
my my parents are going to get phone
09:39
calls. You're messing with people's
09:41
feelings here. Well, you want to talk
09:43
about people's feelings? You should have
09:44
heard how hurt Professor Stern was
09:45
yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be
09:47
able to go with him to Key West.
09:49
You've really crossed a line here. But
09:53
that's okay. It's okay cuz I'm on my way
09:55
to buy some uh Photoshop software and a
09:57
stack of gay porn. That's right. Your
09:59
coming out's about to get real graphic.
10:01
This is Josh. Josh, these are my
10:05
friends. That's
10:07
Ross. Hey, Josh. Hi, dudes.
10:10
So, did you play in college? Oh, I still
10:15
do. Next year, I hope to make varsity,
10:17
though.
10:19
Ross, didn't you play uh soccer in high
10:21
school? Oh, no, wait. That's right. You
10:23
just organized their game schedules on
10:25
your Commodore 64.
10:26
Well, it's getting late. I got to get to
10:29
the game, so I'm going to head. Okay.
10:30
I'll miss you.
10:39
Dope.
10:41
Wow. Cute one. Very cute. I know. Isn't
10:47
he great? So nice to finally be in a fun
10:50
relationship. You know, there's nothing
10:54
boring about him. And uh bet he's never
10:56
even set foot in a museum. Well, maybe
10:58
he'll get to go soon. You know, like on
11:01
a class trip or something.
11:03
You know what else is really great about
11:07
him? Oh, what is the word for an adult
11:08
who doesn't have dinosaur toys in their
11:11
bedroom?
11:13
Um, what was that? Monica knows. It's
11:20
this dumb thing that Ross made up to try
11:24
to fool our parents. It's a way of
11:26
giving the finger without actually
11:28
having to give it.
11:29
I remember I cried the night you made
11:33
that up. This is the first time I
11:35
realized I was cooler than my big
11:37
brother.
11:38
Well, I'm going to go get
11:41
ready for my date tonight. So, uh, I'll
11:48
just head
11:52
embarrassed that easily. What? You
11:55
totally get embarrassed? No, I don't,
11:57
Ross. I I think I'm just a more secure
12:00
person than you are. Is that so?
12:02
Yeah. Hey lady, I don't care how much
12:06
you want it, okay? I am not going to
12:10
have sex with you in the
12:12
bathroom. Uh, I'm on my way back to the
12:19
bathroom.
12:22
All right. All right. Just keep walking.
12:26
All right.
12:28
What are you? I'm sorry, sir. I just I
12:39
think he just really likes you.
12:41
[Music]
12:45
Hey, you know that teacher who had a
12:49
baby with her student?
12:51
[Music]
12:54
Hi. Can I help you? Yes. I'm sorry,
13:04
miss. Do you have any extra pants? Uh,
13:06
my friend seems to have had a little
13:08
accident.
13:10
I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby
13:12
with the rash came in after me.
13:14
The doctor will be right with you, sir.
13:18
Mommy, I can't find Waldo. What? the
13:25
circus. He's behind the elephant. Wow.
13:28
So, your child's a big fan of the Waldo
13:31
books, too.
13:33
Yeah, that's that's how I know.
13:36
I'm Ross, by the way. Hi, I'm Sally. Hi.
13:40
So, no ring. Can I assume you're also a
13:43
single parent? I am a single parent.
13:45
It's hard, isn't it? There's almost no
13:49
time for a social life. I mean, where
13:52
are you going to meet someone? Well, um,
13:53
let's say, I don't know, you you met
13:56
someone in the pediatrician's office.
13:58
Uh, Rossy, we're ready for you.
14:01
[Laughter]
14:08
Um,
14:13
yeah. Come on, Ross Jr., it's time to go
14:16
in.
14:19
Mommy, what's wrong with that man? Hey,
14:28
I helped you find Wald.
14:30
I think the check-in is that way.
14:37
[Applause]
14:42
Oh, kids love me.
14:47
Hey, here.
14:50
What did you do? Why don't you go to a
14:53
costume party?
14:55
Let me guess. Um, Ponchovilla
14:57
and your Bon Saget.
15:01
Poncho? Yeah. Whoa. What are you talking
15:06
about, Fe? I don't
15:09
Oh my god, you drew on me. Hey, you wet
15:15
my pants.
15:18
Oh, what kind of party was this? Ross, I
15:20
have been walking around like this since
15:23
the plane. I You have so crossed a line.
15:25
Right. Wait, the men's room is that way.
15:28
Oh, please. What's wrong with Helen?
15:32
Helen Geller.
15:34
I don't think so. Hello. It's not going
15:36
to be Helen Geller. Thank you. No, I
15:39
mean it's not Geller. What? It's going
15:42
to be Helen Willick. No, actually, um,
15:45
we talked about Helen Willick Bunch.
15:48
Well, wait a minute. What? Why is she in
15:53
the title? Because it's my baby, too.
15:55
It's really, um, I don't remember you
15:58
making any sperm.
16:00
And we all know what a challenge that
16:04
is. All right, you two stop it. No, no,
16:06
no. She gets a credit. Hey, I'm in
16:08
there, too. Because you're not actually
16:10
suggesting Helen Willick Bunch Geller
16:13
cuz I think that borders on child abuse.
16:15
Of course not. I'm suggesting Geller
16:17
Willick Bunch. Your boyfriend has been
16:20
in there for over an hour. Can't believe
16:21
it. It's like I'm living with him again.
16:23
He's here when I go to sleep. He's here
16:25
when I wake up. He's here when I want to
16:26
use the shower. Feel like I'm 16 all
16:28
over again. Well, you're not 16. You're
16:30
both adults now. Get out, you doofus.
16:33
or you know he's rubber and you're glue
16:39
all yours.
16:45
I hope you cleaned your hair out of the
16:48
drain. I hope you clean your hair out of
16:49
the drain.
16:51
Shut up. Shut up.
16:53
Cut it out. Me.
16:56
[Music]
16:59
I've never wanted you more.
17:03
I want to watch Entertainment Tonight.
17:09
Tough noogies. We're watching Predators
17:11
of the
17:13
Serengeti. Would you guys stop? It's my
17:14
TV.
17:17
Quit it. Bite me. Oh my god. Well,
17:19
Monica keeps changing the channel. Oh,
17:22
that's great. Why don't you tell mommy
17:24
on
17:25
me? Now I'm mommy in this little play.
17:26
All right, look. I refuse to get sucked
17:30
into this like weird little Geller
17:33
dimension thing. Okay. So, I'm going to
17:35
go and take a nice long hot bubble bath
17:37
because you kids are driving me crazy.
17:39
Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent
17:43
doctor. Oh, wait a minute. His name is
17:46
Dr. Bobby.
17:48
Well, that's his last name and his first
17:50
name. He's Bobby Bobby.
17:53
It's Robert Bobby.
17:57
And um excuse me, he helps me. Please
18:00
ask her how. What do you need help for?
18:04
With my alignment. I got one leg shorter
18:06
than the other. Oh my god. Argue with
18:08
that. What? It's true. My right leg is 2
18:11
in shorter. Come on. You're just
18:13
tilting.
18:15
Her legs are fine. I know that. So, what
18:17
do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
18:20
Sorry. Let her. What can I do? She
18:21
doesn't listen to me about about
18:23
renters's insurance either. Wait a
18:24
minute. You don't have renters's
18:26
insurance?
18:27
Nope. But what if somebody steals
18:32
something? And how you going to run
18:34
after him with one leg shorter than the
18:35
other?
18:37
Hey, would you uh would you like some
18:44
juice? I love some juice. Okay.
18:45
Wow, this is going so well. Did you see
18:49
us? Did you see? Yeah, honey. I'm
18:52
standing right there.
18:53
Why don't you just tell them about the
18:55
mall? I haven't gotten checked yet.
18:56
Excellent.
18:58
Okay, I put most of the stuff away. Oh,
19:00
great. The pacifiers. Uh, it's in the uh
19:02
cupboard. The uh burping cloths. Uh
19:05
linen closet. The diapers in the
19:07
hospital.
19:10
Well, you guys got a hospital. Fancy.
19:12
Oh, I left the diapers at the hospital.
19:16
There's There's some in the bag, but
19:18
I'll run out and get some more. All
19:19
right. Thanks. Oh, Ross, can you stop at
19:21
the coffee house and get me a muffin?
19:23
Oh, sure. What kind? Um, let me think.
19:24
What do I
19:28
want? What do I want?
19:30
Please take your time. It's an important
19:34
decision. Not like say, I don't know,
19:36
deciding to marry someone. This is about
19:38
a muffin.
19:40
Blueberry. Blueberry. It is. Thank you,
19:45
Mom.
19:49
Dad, you remember that that time you
19:51
walked in my room and smelled marijuana?
19:53
Yes. Yes.
19:57
Well, I told you it was Chandler who was
20:02
smoking the pot,
20:05
but it was me. I'm sorry. It was you.
20:09
And Dad, you know that mailman that you
20:14
got fired didn't steal your Playboys?
20:16
Ross did.
20:19
Yeah. Well, Hurricane Gloria didn't
20:25
break the porch swing. Monica did.
20:27
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a
20:32
year.
20:34
Monica and Chandler are living together.
20:36
Ross married Rachel in Vegas and got
20:42
divorced again.
20:44
That's a lot of information to get in 30
20:49
seconds.
20:52
All right, Monica. Why you felt you had
20:55
to hide the fact that you're in an
20:58
important relationship is beyond me. And
21:00
we kind of figured about the porch
21:02
swing.
21:04
Brass, drugs, divorced again.
21:07
What happened, son? I I uh I got tricked
21:13
into all those things.
21:17
Hi. Hi. Hi. Um,
21:29
I think there's something that we really
21:33
need to talk about. I think we
21:35
do. Why don't we go inside?
21:38
Look,
21:47
uh, I know why you're here. You do?
21:48
Yeah. And to save you from any
21:52
embarrassment, um, I think maybe I
21:54
should talk first.
21:56
Okay. Okay.
21:58
Ross and
22:09
Rachel. Rachel and
22:11
Ross. That's been one heck of a seessaw,
22:15
hasn't it?
22:18
What?
22:21
I mean, look, that that one night we had
22:22
was fun and and certainly passionate,
22:25
but don't don't you think it's better if
22:29
we just stay friends?
22:31
Seriously? What?
22:35
Okay. Okay. You know what? If you want
22:38
to, we can do it one more time.
22:43
I mean, I I'd be okay with that. In
22:48
fact, I have some time right now. Okay.
22:51
You know what? Can I Can I talk now? Oh,
22:54
sure. Okay.
22:57
I'm
23:04
pregnant, Ross.
23:10
Ross. Okay. Whenever you're ready.
23:19
[Laughter]
23:23
[Applause]
23:27
And you're the father, by the way. But
23:29
you got it.
23:31
Can I get you some water? I'm good. I'm
23:36
good.
23:39
Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay.
23:41
I mean, you can be as involved as you
23:44
want.
23:46
Yeah. I uh I'm just I don't know. I
23:51
don't
23:55
understand. Um how this
23:57
happened. We We used a condom. I know. I
24:03
know. But you know, condoms only work
24:07
like 97% of the time. What?
24:09
What?
24:15
What? Well, they should put that on the
24:18
box.
24:21
They do. No, they
24:25
[Laughter]
24:27
don't. Well, they should put it in huge
24:33
block letters.
24:36
Okay, Ross, come on. Let's just forget
24:38
about the condom. Oh, well, I may as
24:40
well have.
24:42
Listen, you know what? I was really
24:46
freaked out, too, when I Hey, I'm not
24:47
freaked
24:50
out. I'm indignant as a consumer.
24:51
You know what? Let's Let's talk later.
24:57
No, no, I want to talk now. Okay. I in
24:59
fact, I want to talk to the
25:02
president of the condom company. Okay.
25:05
You know what? Maybe I should come back.
25:08
Sh.
25:10
Yeah, I'll press one.
25:12
Hi.
25:15
You uh wanted to see me?
25:17
Yeah. Uh here's a box of your stuff.
25:25
What? Uh you know, it's just like hats
25:31
and shirt and CDs. Just sort of stuff
25:33
that you've left here. What are you
25:36
doing? Are you Are you trying to hurt me
25:38
or something?
25:39
No,
25:43
Ross. It It just seems that, you know,
25:46
it's time we, you know, move on. I I
25:48
mean, don't you think?
25:51
Yes. Yeah. Yes, I do. Yeah. I I really
25:54
do.
25:59
Hey, this this was a gift. Ross, you got
26:02
that for free from the museum gift shop.
26:06
It's still a gift. I got it from the
26:10
gift shop.
26:12
Okay. All right. Give me the mug. I'll
26:16
keep the mug. No. You know, you know it.
26:17
Don't do me any favors. In fact,
26:19
where where's the rest of my stuff? Huh?
26:22
Like like my um Hey, this book is
26:25
mine. And and and and that t-shirt you
26:30
sleep in. I'd like that back, too. Yes,
26:33
I do.
26:35
You know how much I love that t-shirt.
26:38
You never even wear that t-shirt. I'm
26:41
just trying to help you move on.
26:43
Oh, you are a petty man. You are a
26:47
petty, petty, petty, petty, small.
26:50
[Laughter]
26:55
You are so just doing this out of spite.
26:59
A no, no, no. I'm I'm going to wear this
27:01
all the time. I love this shirt.
27:04
You have not worn that t-shirt since you
27:07
were 15. It doesn't even fit you
27:09
anymore. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay.
27:10
Okay. And if you don't mind, I'm going
27:26
to take the rest of my
27:28
stuff and
27:30
relax in my favorite
27:33
shirt. You have a pleasant evening.
27:37
Wait a minute. You You hated the name
27:47
Ruth. Why Why would you change your
27:49
mind? Unless you know we're never going
27:52
to have to use it. You did see the
27:55
folder. You know it's a boy. I didn't
27:58
see anything. I actually changed my mind
28:00
about the name. Oh, I don't think so.
28:02
You're You're just giving me Ruth. So So
28:05
you'll get to name him when it's a boy.
28:07
And then that's when you'll swoop in and
28:09
and name him Heath or Blaine or Seoia.
28:11
I would put Seoa.
28:16
Veto. Fine.
28:19
Unless
28:24
you anticipated that I would figure all
28:27
this out and you know that it actually
28:30
is a girl and and you really do want her
28:33
to be named Ruth. Well, I'm not falling
28:37
for that. Okay, Ruth is off the table.
28:39
But Ross, you want the name Ruth? Not
28:44
like this.
28:47
Sure have a lot of books about being a
28:50
lesbian.
28:51
Well, you know, you you have to take a
28:55
course, otherwise they don't let you do
29:00
it.
29:02
Hey, hey, Yurt the Turtle, a classic.
29:11
Actually, I I'm reading it to the baby.
29:15
the uh the baby that hasn't been born
29:20
yet. Um wouldn't that mean you're crazy?
29:22
What? You don't think they can hear
29:28
sounds in there?
29:30
You're not serious. I mean, do you
29:32
really you really talk to it? Yeah, all
29:34
the time. I want the baby to know my
29:37
voice.
29:39
Do you uh do you talk about me? Yeah.
29:41
Yeah. All the time. Really? But um we
29:44
just refer to you as Bobo the sperm guy.
29:49
Hey, guess what I got for your wedding?
29:58
A freakishly thin date with a hanger for
30:01
a head.
30:03
No, Rachel hooked me up with a tux. But
30:05
not just any tux. Batman's
30:07
tux. That's right. Made expressly for
30:11
Val Kilmer and worn by him in the hit
30:14
film that Batman film he was in.
30:17
You can't wear that. I'm wearing the
30:21
famous tux. James Bond's tux. So So if
30:23
you wear that, it'll make mine less
30:26
special. Well, you need something to
30:28
make this date special. Hello. You have
30:30
the most special thing of all. You are
30:33
marrying the woman you love.
30:36
Please don't take away my cool thing.
30:43
Please. Pretty please. Pretty please.
30:44
Not very uh 007.
30:47
Look, it's my wedding day, okay? If you
30:50
were getting married, I would never do
30:52
anything to upset you. When I got
30:53
married, you slept with my sister. That
30:55
was pretty 007.
30:57
Cuz I've got a product report to read.
30:59
It's like eight pages. I hope I don't
31:01
fall asleep.
31:03
Why did you write it?
31:05
Whoa, look at that. Chip Matthews
31:11
called. Wonder what he wants.
31:14
Well, uh, actually, I bet he sensed that
31:18
I was ready to have sex with another
31:21
guy.
31:24
Well,
31:29
um, why don't you give him a call?
31:30
Okay.
31:41
Um, are you sure you want to hear this?
31:45
Oh, I'm sure.
31:48
Chip. Hi, it's
31:51
Rachel. Rachel
31:54
Green. Yeah. Um, you left me a
31:56
message. Yes, you did. My roommate wrote
32:00
it down.
32:02
Monica
32:05
Geller.
32:10
Oh. Oh, that's
32:12
right. He called to ask out
32:17
Monica. That's That's got to be
32:21
embarrassing.
32:23
Cad's ready. All right, let's go. You're
32:26
welcome. Oh, I'm sorry. Were you
32:29
speaking to me or sleeping with someone
32:31
else?
32:32
We were on a break. Okay. You know,
32:35
Ross, why don't you just put that on
32:37
your answering machine? Hey. Hey, it's
32:39
valid. Okay. And I'm not the only one
32:40
who thinks so. Monica agrees with me.
32:42
What? I don't know.
32:46
That's what you said last night. What I
32:50
said was was that I
32:52
understood. Joey is the one who agreed
32:54
with you. Okay. Really, Joey?
32:56
What?
33:01
You know what? But there there is no
33:04
right or wrong here. No, I think it's
33:05
very obvious who's wrong here. Obviously
33:08
not to Joey.
33:10
What? Joey the same way that
33:16
I guess who I am.
33:20
Hey, hey, hey,
33:30
hey. Look what you're doing to Chandler.
33:33
Kick Whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
33:37
There's no question. So, you think Ross,
33:39
too?
33:42
You picked Ross. Ross is really strong.
33:46
He's the strongest out of all three of
33:48
you, except for Joey.
33:50
I cannot believe you didn't pick me. Uh,
33:54
in her defense, she's right. I am
33:56
stronger. I would destroy you. Oh,
33:58
really? You think you're stronger? Why
34:01
don't you prove it?
34:04
Oh, I'll prove it. I'll prove it like a
34:07
theorem. Hey, wait. Stop it. Stop it.
34:08
Stop. Now, no one's going to fight in
34:13
this apartment. Hey, Monica. People came
34:15
to see a fight. Let's give them what
34:16
they came for.
34:18
Hey, you guys could arm wrestle. Yeah.
34:20
Listen to the nurse.
34:23
You're going down. Oh yeah, you're going
34:26
further down. Down town. Seriously,
34:28
guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.
34:31
Mona
34:36
Okay. If I were a salmon shirt, where
35:02
would I be?
35:04
I am so sorry. I spilled wine all over
35:12
your shirt. Oh, it's okay. No, it's
35:15
still wet. You know what? Let me get it
35:18
out before it sets. Oh, I have something
35:20
you could wear.
35:21
here.
35:27
Oh, I don't know if I want to wear a
35:28
woman's shirt.
35:31
No, no, that that's a man's shirt.
35:34
Awfully pink.
35:35
[Music]
35:39
[Laughter]
35:54
Oh, my god.
36:17
Ross.
36:20
Hello.
36:22
Ross, what are you doing? Not touching
36:24
myself, if that makes anyone less
36:27
uncomfortable.
36:29
Okay, here we go.
36:32
Well, yeah,
36:38
I think I'm going to take off.
36:41
Huh?
36:47
Oh, you guys, this was an amazing night.
36:48
Thank you so much. I love you. Good
36:51
night. What?
36:59
I don't get a goodbye.
37:05
Lucky bastard.
37:07
She says goodbye to everyone but me.
37:13
Well, maybe she thought that with all of
37:15
your history, it could be, you know,
37:17
implicit. Well, it needs to be placit.
37:19
All right, let's think about this. I
37:23
mean, there's got to be an explanation.
37:25
Uh, did you do anything to make her mad?
37:26
No, I don't I don't think so. You know,
37:29
maybe she was just really spent from our
37:31
talk. It was pretty intense. Yeah, mine,
37:34
too. Mine was a humdinger.
37:36
Okay. I mean, don't I deserve anything?
37:39
I mean, a few tears. A a cursory hug.
37:42
Not from you,
37:48
Ros. If you're this upset, you should go
37:52
and talk to her. And say what? You owe
37:54
me a goodbye. That mean it's got more
37:56
pride than that. The hell I do?
37:59
I don't get a goodbye.
38:05
What? Everyone gets a goodbye but me.
38:07
What do I got to do to get a goodbye?
38:10
Huh? Uh, be best friends with you. uh go
38:11
out with you, have have a baby with you.
38:14
Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. I did
38:16
all those things.
38:18
Or maybe maybe I'm just not giving you
38:21
enough credit. Uh I mean, it is
38:23
difficult to say goodbye to five people.
38:25
Uh goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
38:27
It's physically impossible.
38:30
[Music]
38:35
歌词与翻译
[中文]
我的意思是，我妈妈从来没有想过这会
成功
。她曾经是一个骗子，永远是
一个骗子。
嗯。哦，我只是希望我们没有失去
那四个
个月。但如果您需要时间
只是为了获得一点视角，
我们就在休息。
咖啡馆。你打赌。对于
记录来说，需要两个人才能打破
这种关系。是的。你和那个来自那个复制地点的
女孩，昨天
你承担了
的全部责任。我不知道我要承担
的责任。好的。我没有
写完整封信。什么？我
睡着了。你睡着了。
那是凌晨 5:30，您
漫无目的地读了 18 页。
正面和
背面。哦，顺便说一下，y u 撇号
re 表示您是。 Y r 表示您
知道。我不敢相信我什至想到了
和你复合。我们
就这样结束了。
我觉得很好。
哦。哦，还有嘿嘿嘿。当
拼写小技巧会派上用场。嘿，
您周六晚上在家
和莫妮卡玩拼字游戏时，这些
抱歉。
我只是对你会错过的所有睡眠感到难过
。希望你和我一起
。哦，不。不。你不用担心
我睡着了。我还留着
你的信。
乔伊，嗯，你看起来很眼熟。嗯，
你在电视上吗？好吧，乔伊
不喜欢谈论它，但他是
《Days of Our Lives》的明星之一。
没错。这是正确的。你
不扮演女人吗？
男人身体里的女人。
好多了。
所以，你知道，罗斯，这很有趣，因为你
我看起来也很熟悉。你
结过婚吗？
嗯，是的。是的，我有。事实上，嗯，
就在前几天，克里斯和我
谈论我如何结婚以及
我如何生一个儿子。是的，小艾里克。
没错。等等，不，本。
那么，您刚刚结婚过一次
吗？
嗯，你结过两次婚。
是的。
...
之后还有一次。男孩，我饿了。
呃，嘿乔伊。你是否曾经在约会时
很饿，以至于当女孩
去洗手间时，你吃了一些她的
食物？
你说服务员吃了我的蟹饼。
是的。那么，呃，罗斯，那为什么
第一段婚姻会破裂呢？嗯。
是因为该女子是异性恋还是
因为她是女同性恋？
你们两个认识吗？不，不，不。
罗斯似乎是那种
会娶一个即将成为女同性恋者
的女人，然后将她推向
边缘的人。
罗斯。罗斯.罗斯.
罗斯。你好。
嗨。你是雷切尔的朋友吗？
是的。我是。您是
Rachel 的朋友吗？事实上，我是一种，
，你知道，
。约会？是的，我是她的约会对象。哦。
Rachel 的日期类型
哦，你是呃哦，你是约会对象。你
知道，这实际上很好，因为如果
我们失去罗斯，我们还有一个备用。噢，
你是呃
古生物学家。是的。我是。而您
是
牙周病医生。看吧，现在它们就像
晚上和
晚上一样不同。
好吧，我要去喝杯饮料。
呃，很高兴认识你。
同上。我呃，好吧，我遇到了拉斯。
哦，
嘿。我不知道我们正在约会另外
个人。好吧，我们没有见面
，是吧？所以，好吧，呃，给你的
信息，
博物馆里有一位女士，她是飞蛾和其他
呃带翅膀的
东西的馆长。谁呃让大家知道
她被我吸引了，就像
一口井，你
知道。好吧，到目前为止，我一直在阻止她
，但如果这就是交易，那么，
是的，这就是交易。好的。好吧，嗯，
祝您度过一个愉快的夜晚。谢谢。
休息，你准备好了吗？是的。
再见。再见。再见。
她正在约会。
她正在约会。是的。是的。但你看到
她在和谁约会吗？你是什么意思？
你没看到吗？看到什么？我不知道
她在那个
傻瓜身上看到了什么。并且并带走了他。什么？就像
一样，我不知道。呃呃你好一周
给出一句话。
是啊，这很烦人，不是吗？
是的。嘿，我们现在玩得很开心，
嗯？罗斯，想再做一个吗？啊？
罗斯。
好的。 11 个字母。原子元素编号
101 以
desposium 结尾。地塞西姆。尝试
menolivium 和 weenie 二号有它。
当然，除非九个夜晚和
白缎由执勤布鲁斯演唱。
等等，你没看到吗？你实际上
没有看到它。什么？好的亲爱的。你正在
和罗斯约会。不，宝贝们。我正在和拉斯约会。
罗斯就是罗斯。拉斯.罗斯.史蒂夫.袖子。
好的。没有人被命名为
袖子。宝贝，你到底在说什么
？除了他们的名字
相似之外，我很抱歉。我没有看到
你所看到的。对于您的
信息，它是牌手，而不是
牌骗子。你大错特错了。
你可以尝试，但你不会
成功。
好的，在捏和戳眼睛
。
开始之前，我要再喝点咖啡
我知道你的问题是什么。哦，你知道吗？
你呢？嗯。你
嫉妒了。呃，什么的？你嫉妒
，因为我是一名真正的
医生。嘿，你是牙龈医生。
这是你可以
主修的最小的身体部位。就像第一天使用牙线一样。第{41}天第二天。这是你的文凭。你听着。
...
不，不，让我说完。不，让我
说完。不，你让我说完。
嗨。你好。
E，
你整个早上都很安静。
一切都好吗？嗯。
你确定你没事吗？是的。
好的。嗯，好吧，我要去呃
给她买点早餐。仅供参考，就在那里。
以后当一个女孩要一些东西时
不明智的同情性，就去做吧。
等等，等等。你昨晚生我的气
吗？我只是想
做正确的事。真的吗？好吧，
在我看来，如果你做了正确的
件事，我今天醒来就不会
感到愚蠢和尴尬。我会
醒来时感到安慰和
满足。
好吧，哦，停止
那样。我简直不敢相信这一点。什么？我
只是做一个好人。我以尊重和理解的态度对待你
。哦，
太热了。
嘿，我一直在照顾你。哦，
真的吗？好吧，罗斯，你知道吗？我是
一个大女孩。我不需要有人告诉
我什么对我来说是最好的。我必须说，
我以前没有做过很多次性行为。
这是有史以来最糟糕的一次。
哦，真的吗？真的吗？嗯，这对我来说也不是很好
。哦好的。你知道，
嘿嘿，你知道吗？你知道吗？
为了避免
将来发生这种小事，我们就假设你和我再也不会
发生性行为。什么？这是正确的。
性是不可能的。我再也不会和你发生
性行为了。
格林博士，你感觉好些了吗？哦，
是的。这会告诉他。开始了。
你在做什么？哦，你会看到的。我的
朋友，
[音乐]
我
死了，而且还很年轻。
主持我死了。这真的不好笑
。嗯，你死的方式很有趣。哦，
，拜托。被
飞艇击中。它每
年就会杀死一名以上的美国人。难以置信。我的同学
会认为我死了。我的教授们，
我的父母将会接到
电话。你在这里扰乱了人们的
感情。好吧，你想谈谈
人们的感受吗？你应该
听说昨天当我告诉斯特恩教授我不能
受到了多大的伤害。
和他一起去基韦斯特时，他
你在这里确实越界了。不过
没关系。没关系，因为我正在路上
购买一些呃 Photoshop 软件和一堆
同性恋色情内容。这是正确的。您的
即将推出，将获得真实的图像。
这是乔什。乔希，这些是我的
朋友。那是
罗斯。嘿，乔什。嗨，伙计们。
那么，你在大学打球吗？哦，我仍然
这样做。明年，我希望进入校队，
。
罗斯，你在高中
学校踢过呃足球吗？哦，不，等等。这是正确的。您
刚刚在
您的 Commodore 64 上安排了他们的比赛日程。
好吧，已经晚了。我要开始
比赛了，所以我要出发了。好的。
我会想念你的。
毒品。
哇。可爱的一个。非常可爱。我知道。
他不是很棒吗？很高兴终于建立了一段有趣的
关系。你知道，他一点也不
无聊。呃，我打赌他从来没有
踏进过博物馆。好吧，也许
他很快就会离开。你知道，比如
一次班级旅行之类的。
你知道
他还有什么真正伟大的地方吗？哦，对于一个在
来说，这个词是什么？
卧室里没有恐龙玩具的成年人
嗯，那是什么？莫妮卡知道。
罗斯编造了这个愚蠢的东西，试图
愚弄我们的父母。这是一种
伸出手指的方式，而实际上
不必伸出手指。
我记得你编出这个
的那天晚上我哭了。这是我
第一次意识到我比我的
哥哥更酷。
好吧，我要去
为今晚的约会做好准备。所以，呃，我会很容易
头
感到尴尬。什么？你
完全感到尴尬吗？不，我不知道，
罗斯。我认为我只是一个比你更有安全感的
人。是这样吗？
是的。嘿女士，我不在乎你想要多少
，好吗？我不会
在
浴室里与你发生性关系。呃，我正在返回
浴室的路上。
好吧。好的。继续走吧。
好吧。
你是什么？对不起，先生。我只是我
认为他真的很喜欢你。
[音乐]
嘿，你知道那位老师和她的学生生了一个
婴儿吗？
[音乐]
嗨。我可以帮你吗？是的。对不起，
小姐。你还有多余的裤子吗？呃，
我的朋友似乎出了一点
事故。
我不是故意混蛋，但是带着皮疹的婴儿
在我之后进来了。
先生，医生会立即就诊。
妈妈，我找不到 Waldo。什么？
马戏团。他在大象后面。哇。
所以，您的孩子也是 Waldo
本书的忠实粉丝。
是的，我就是这么知道的。
顺便说一下，我是罗斯。嗨，我是莎莉。你好。
所以，没有响铃。我可以假设您也是
单亲家长吗？我是单亲家长。
这很难，不是吗？几乎没有
时间进行社交生活。我的意思是，
你要去哪里见某人？嗯，
假设，我不知道，你在儿科医生办公室遇到了
某人。
呃，Rossy，我们已经为您准备好了。
[笑声]
嗯，
是的。来吧，小罗斯，是时候去
了。
妈妈，那个男人怎么了？嘿，
我帮你找到了 Wald。
我想签到就是这样。
[鼓掌]
哦，孩子们爱我。
嘿，在这里。
你做了什么？你为什么不去参加
化装舞会呢？
让我猜一下。嗯，Ponchovilla
和你的 Bon Saget。
雨披？是的。哇哦。你在说什么
，Fe？我不
天哪，你吸引了我。嘿，你弄湿了
我的裤子。
哦，这是什么样的聚会？罗斯，我
自从
飞机起就一直这样走来走去。我你已经越界了。
对。等等，男厕所在那边。
哦，拜托。海伦怎么了？
海伦·盖勒。
我不这么认为。你好。这不会是
海伦·盖勒。谢谢。不，我
的意思是这不是盖勒。什么？
是海伦·威利克。不，实际上，嗯，
我们谈到了海伦·威利克·邦奇。
好吧，等一下。什么？为什么她出现在
标题中？因为这也是我的宝贝。
真的，嗯，我不记得你
制造过任何精子。
我们都知道
是一个多么大的挑战。好吧，你们两个住手吧。不，不，
不。她得到了积分。嘿，我也在
那里。因为你实际上并不是
建议海伦·威利克·邦奇·盖勒
，因为我认为这近乎虐待儿童。
当然不是。我建议盖勒
Willick Bunch。你的男朋友已经
在那里呆了一个多小时了。简直不敢相信
。就好像我又和他住在一起了。
当我睡觉时他就在这里。当我醒来时他就在这里
。当我想要
使用淋浴时他就在这里。感觉自己又回到了 16 岁
。好吧，你还不到 16 岁。你现在
都是成年人了。滚出去，你这个傻瓜。
或者你知道他是橡胶，而你是胶水
你的一切。
我希望你把头发从
排水沟里清理干净。我希望你能把
下水道里的头发清理干净。
闭嘴。住口。
剪掉它。我。
[音乐]
我从未如此想要你。
我想看今晚的娱乐节目。
强硬的家伙。我们正在观看
。你们会停下来吗？这是我的
塞伦盖蒂的掠夺者
电视。
退出吧。咬我吧我的天啊。好吧，
莫妮卡不断更换频道。哦，
太棒了。你为什么不告诉妈妈
关于我
的事？现在我在这部小剧中扮演妈妈。
好吧，看吧。我拒绝被
卷入这个奇怪的小盖勒
维度的东西中。好的。所以，我要
去洗个舒服的热水泡泡浴
，因为你们这些孩子快把我逼疯了。
鲍比医生恰好是一位出色的
医生。哦，等一下。他的名字是
鲍比博士。
嗯，这是他的姓氏和名字
。他是鲍比鲍比。
这是罗伯特·鲍比。
嗯，对不起，他帮助了我。请
问她怎么做。你需要什么帮助？
与我的路线一致。我的一条腿比另一条腿短
。我的天啊。与
争论。什么？这是真的。我的右腿短了 2
。快点。你只是
倾斜了。
她的腿很好。我知道。那么，
你让她去看脊椎按摩师是为了什么？
抱歉。让她。我能做些什么？她
也不听我谈论
房客保险的事。等待
分钟。您没有租客的
保险吗？
不。但是如果有人偷了
的东西怎么办？你如何用一条腿比另一条腿短的方式
追随他？
...
嘿，你想要一些
果汁吗？我喜欢喝点果汁。好的。
哇，进展顺利。你看到
我们了吗？你有没有看到？是的，亲爱的。我
站在那里。
你为什么不直接告诉他们
购物中心呢？我还没有被检查过。
太棒了。
好的，我把大部分东西收起来了。哦，
太棒了。安抚奶嘴。呃，它在呃
橱柜里。呃打嗝的布。呃
亚麻壁橱。
医院的尿布。
好吧，你们有一家医院。想要。
哦，我把尿布落在医院了。
袋子里有一些，但是
我会跑出去再拿一些。全部
都对。谢谢。哦，罗斯，你能在
咖啡馆停下来给我买块松饼吗？
哦，当然。什么样的？嗯，让我想想。
我
想要什么？我想要什么？
请慢慢来。这是一个重要的
决定。不像说，我不知道，
决定与某人结婚。这是关于
松饼。
蓝莓。蓝莓。这是。谢谢你，
妈妈。
爸爸，你还记得那次你
走进我的房间闻到了大麻的味道吗？
是的。是的。
好吧，我告诉过你是钱德勒在
抽烟，
但那是我。对不起。是你。
爸爸，你知道你
被解雇的那个邮递员没有偷你的花花公子吗？
罗斯做到了。
是的。好吧，飓风格洛丽亚并没有
破坏门廊的秋千。莫妮卡做到了。
罗斯已经
年没有在博物馆工作了。
莫妮卡和钱德勒住在一起。
罗斯在维加斯与瑞秋结婚，并再次离婚
。
30
秒内可以获得大量信息。
好吧，莫妮卡。我不明白为什么你觉得自己有
来隐藏你正处于一段
重要关系中的事实。
我们有点想到了门廊
秋千。
黄铜，吸毒，又离婚了。
发生什么事了，儿子？我我呃我被骗了
所有这些事情。
嗨。你好。你好。嗯，
我认为我们确实
需要讨论一些事情。我想我们
会。我们为什么不进去呢？
听着，
呃，我知道你为什么来这里。你做？
是的。为了让您免于
尴尬，嗯，我想也许我
应该先说话。
好的。好的。
罗斯和
雷切尔。雷切尔和
罗斯。这真是一场跷跷板，
不是吗？
什么？
我的意思是，你看，我们度过的那一晚
很有趣，而且当然充满激情，
但你不觉得
我们只是做朋友更好吗？
认真的吗？什么？
好的。好的。你知道吗？如果您想要
，我们可以再做一次。
我的意思是，我对此没意见。事实上
，我现在有一些时间。好的。
你知道吗？我现在可以说话吗？哦，
当然。好的。
我
怀孕了，罗斯。
罗斯。好的。每当你准备好时。
[笑声]
[掌声]
顺便说一句，你是父亲。但
你明白了。
我可以给你拿点水吗？我很好。我
很好。
罗斯，你没有压力。好的。
我的意思是，您可以随心所欲地参与
。
是的。我呃我只是我不知道。我
不
明白。嗯，
是怎么发生的。我们我们使用了避孕套。我知道。我
知道。但你知道，避孕套只有作用
97% 的情况都是如此。什么？
什么？
什么？好吧，他们应该把它放在
框中。
他们确实如此。不，他们
[笑声]
没有。好吧，他们应该用巨大的
大写字母来表示。
好的，罗斯，来吧。让我们忘记
关于安全套的事情吧。哦，好吧，我可能
也有。
听着，你知道吗？我也真的
吓坏了，当我嘿，我没有
吓坏了
。作为消费者我很愤慨。
你知道吗？我们稍后再说吧。
不不，我现在想说话。好的。事实上，我
想与安全套公司的
总裁交谈。好的。
你知道吗？也许我应该回来。
嘘。
是的，我会按一键。
嗨。
你呃想见我吗？
是的。呃，这是你的一盒东西。
什么？呃你知道，它就像帽子
、衬衫和 CD。只是你留在这儿的
之类的东西。你
在做什么？你是想伤害我
还是什么？
不，
罗斯。看来，你知道，
是我们，你知道，继续前进的时候了。我我
的意思是，你不觉得吗？
是的。是的。是的，我愿意。是的。我真的
愿意。
嘿，这是一份礼物。罗斯，你从博物馆礼品店免费得到了
。
它仍然是一份礼物。我从
礼品店买的。
好的。好的。把杯子给我。我会
保留这个杯子。不，你知道，你知道。
别帮我任何忙。事实上，
我的其他东西在哪里？啊？
就像我的嗯，嘿，这本书是
我的。还有你
睡觉时穿的那件 T 恤。我也想要回那件。是的，
我愿意。
你知道我有多喜欢那件 T 恤。
你甚至从来没有穿过那件 T 恤。我
只是想帮助您继续前进。
哦，你真是个小人。你是一个
小气，小气，小气，小气，小。
[笑声]
你这样做只是出于恶意。
不，不，不。我我要穿这个
。我喜欢这件衬衫。
自从
15 岁起，您就没有穿过那件 T 恤了。它甚至不再适合您
。哦，是的。是的。是的。哦好的。
好的。如果您不介意的话，我会
拿走我剩下的
东西，
穿着我最喜欢的
衬衫放松一下。您度过了一个愉快的夜晚。
等一下。你你讨厌这个名字
露丝。为什么 为什么你会改变你的
想法？除非你知道我们永远不会
必须使用它。您确实看到了
文件夹。你知道这是一个男孩。我
没有看到任何东西。事实上，我对这个名字改变了主意
。哦，我不这么认为。
你是你刚刚给了我露丝。所以所以
当他是个男孩时你就可以给他起名字了。
然后你就会突然介入，
并给他起名叫 Heath、Blaine 或 Seoia。
我会放 Seoa。
否决权。美好的。
除非
你预料到我会弄清楚
这一切，并且你知道它实际上
是一个女孩，并且你真的希望她
被命名为露丝。好吧，我不会相信
。好吧，露丝不在讨论范围内。
但是罗斯，你想要露丝这个名字吗？不是这样的
。
当然有很多关于成为
女同性恋的书。
嗯，你知道，你必须参加
课程，否则他们不会让你参加
课程。
嘿嘿，乌龟蒙古包，经典。
其实，我正在读给宝宝听。
呃，还没出生的宝宝
。嗯，这不是意味着你疯了吗？
什么？你认为他们听不到
的声音吗？
你不是认真的。我的意思是，你
真的和它说话了吗？是的，一直
。我想让宝宝知道我的
声音。
你呃你在谈论我吗？是的。
是的。一直以来。真的吗？但嗯，我们
只是称你为“精子家伙波波”。
嘿，猜猜我为你的婚礼准备了什么？
一个超薄的枣子，带有
头的衣架。
不，雷切尔给我穿上了礼服。但
不仅仅是任何礼服。蝙蝠侠的
礼服。这是正确的。专为
Val Kilmer 制作，并在他出演的热门蝙蝠侠电影
中佩戴。
你不能穿那个。我穿着
著名的礼服。詹姆斯·邦德的礼服。所以如果
你穿它，它会让我的
变得不那么特别。好吧，您需要一些东西来
让这个日期变得特别。你好。你拥有
最特别的东西。你
将与你爱的女人结婚。
请不要拿走我很酷的东西。
拜托。拜托了。拜托了。
不太呃007。
看，今天是我的婚礼，好吗？如果你
要结婚，我绝不会做
任何让你不高兴的事情。当我
结婚时，你和我姐姐睡了。
很漂亮 007。
因为我有一份产品报告要读。
大约有八页。我希望我不会
睡着。
你为什么写它？
哇，看看那个。奇普·马修斯
打来电话。想知道他想要什么。
嗯，呃，实际上，我打赌他感觉到
我已经准备好与另一个
男人发生性关系。
好吧，
嗯，你为什么不给他打电话呢？
好的。
嗯，您确定想听这个吗？
哦，我确定。
芯片。嗨，我是
雷切尔。雷切尔
格林。是的。嗯，你给我留言了
。是的，你做到了。我的室友写下了
。
莫妮卡
盖勒。
哦。噢，是的
。他打电话约
莫妮卡。那一定是
令人尴尬。
CAD 已准备就绪。好吧，我们走吧。不客气
。哦，对不起。你是在
跟我说话还是和别人
上床？
我们正在休息。好的。你知道吗，
罗斯，你为什么不把它放到
你的答录机上呢？嘿。嘿，
有效。好的。我并不是唯一一个
这么认为的人。莫妮卡同意我的观点。
什么？我不知道。
这就是你昨晚说的。我
所说的是我
明白了。乔伊是同意你
的人。好的。真的吗，乔伊？
什么？
你知道吗？但这里没有
对或错。不，我认为
谁错了非常明显。显然
不是给乔伊的。
什么？乔伊就像
一样，我猜我是谁。
嘿，嘿，嘿，
嘿。看看你对钱德勒做了什么。
在战斗中踢谁的屁股，你还是罗斯？
毫无疑问。那么，您认为罗斯也是如此吗？
？
你选择了罗斯。罗斯确实很强。
他是你们三个人中
中最强的，除了乔伊。
我不敢相信你没有选择我。呃，
为她辩护，她是对的。我
更强。我会毁了你。哦，
真的吗？你以为你更强了？为什么
你不证明这一点？
哦，我会证明这一点。我将像
定理一样证明它。嘿，等等。停止吧。停止吧。
停止。现在，没有人会在
这间公寓里打架。嘿，莫妮卡。人们
来看一场战斗。让我们告诉他们他们来这里的目的
。
嘿，你们可以扳手腕。是的。
听护士的话。
你要下降了。哦，是的，您要进一步向下
。市中心。说真的，
伙计们，垃圾话很尴尬。
莫娜
好的。如果我是一件三文鱼衬衫，
我会在哪里？
我很抱歉。我把酒洒在了
你的衬衫上。哦，没关系。不，
还是湿的。你知道吗？让我在
凝固之前把它拿出来。哦，我有一些
你可以穿的东西。
在这里。
哦，我不知道我是否想穿
女式衬衫。
不，不，那是男式衬衫。
非常粉红色。
[音乐]
[笑声]
哦，天哪。
罗斯。
你好。
罗斯，你在做什么？不要触摸
我自己，如果这会让任何人不那么
不舒服。
好的，我们开始吧。
嗯，是的，
我想我要起飞了。
嗯？
哦，你们，这是一个美妙的夜晚。
非常感谢。我爱你。
晚安。什么？
我没有告别。
幸运的混蛋。
她向除我以外的所有人道别。
好吧，也许她认为，根据你所有的
历史，它可能是，你知道，
隐含的。嗯，需要保持平静。
好吧，让我们考虑一下这个问题。我
的意思是，必须有一个解释。
呃，你做了什么让她生气的事吗？
不，我不这么认为。你知道，
也许她只是因为我们的
谈话而精疲力竭。这是相当激烈的。是的，我的也是
。我的是一个嗡嗡声。
好的。我的意思是，我不值得什么吗？
我的意思是，有几滴眼泪。一个粗略的拥抱。
不是你说的，
罗斯。如果你这么难过，你应该去
和她谈谈。并说什么？你欠我
道别。这意味着它有更多的
自豪感。我到底在做什么？
我没有告别。
什么？每个人都会告别，除了我。
我该怎么做才能告别？
嗯？呃，和你做最好的朋友吧。呃，和你一起出去
，生个孩子。
哦，等一下。等一下。我做了
所有这些事情。
或者也许我只是没有给你
足够的信任。呃我的意思是，与五个人说再见是
很难的。
呃再见。再见。再见。再见。
这在物理上是不可能的。
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perspective /pərˈspektɪv/ B2 |
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responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsəˈbɪləti/ B1 |
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finish /ˈfɪnɪʃ/ A2 |
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familiar /fəˈmɪliər/ B1 |
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stars /stɑːrz/ A2 |
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married /ˈmærid/ A2 |
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hungry /ˈhʌŋɡri/ A2 |
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date /deɪt/ A2 |
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paleontologist /ˌpeɪli.ənˈtɒl.ə.dʒɪst/ C1 |
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periodontist /ˌpɪəri.əˈdɒntɪst/ C1 |
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curator /ˈkjʊəreɪtər/ B2 |
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drawn /drɔːn/ B1 |
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jealous /ˈdʒeləs/ B1 |
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satisfied /ˈsætɪsfaɪd/ B1 |
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embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B1 |
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graphic /ˈɡræfɪk/ B2 |
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