Why do you have a copy of The Shining in
00:01
your freezer? Oh, I was reading it last
00:03
night and I got scared. So,
00:06
but uh you're safe from it if it's in
00:10
the freezer. Well,
00:12
safer, you know. I mean, I never start
00:14
reading The Shining without making sure
00:16
we got plenty of room in the freezer,
00:18
you know.
00:20
How often do you read it? Haven't you
00:21
ever read the same book over and over
00:24
again?
00:25
Well, um I guess I read Little Women
00:26
more than once, but I mean that's a
00:28
classic. What's so great about The
00:30
Shining? The question should be, Ra,
00:31
what is not so great about The
00:33
Shining. Okay. And the answer would be
00:35
nothing. All right. This is like the
00:39
scariest book ever. I bet it's way
00:41
better than that classic of yours.
00:43
Okay. Uh well, we'll just see about
00:47
that. Okay. I will read The Shining and
00:49
you will read Little Women. All right.
00:53
You got it. All right. Okay. Okay. And
00:56
now Ra these uh these little women.
00:58
Yeah.
01:01
How little are they? I mean, are they
01:03
like scary little?
01:06
Beth is really really sick. Oh.
01:16
Joe's there, but I don't think there's
01:23
anything she could do.
01:25
Joey. Yeah. You want to put the book in
01:30
the freezer?
01:33
Okay. Okay. You have to read this book.
01:35
It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper.
01:39
It's about how women need to become more
01:42
empowered. Yeah. And Oh, and but there's
01:43
there's wind.
01:46
And the wind can make us goddesses. But
01:48
do you know who takes our wind? Men.
01:52
They just take
01:54
it. The men just take our wind. Yeah.
01:55
All the time. Cuz they are the lightning
01:59
bearers.
02:02
Wow. Yeah.
02:04
Well, that sounds kind of cool. It's
02:06
kind of like The Hobbit. It is nothing
02:08
like The
02:10
Hobbit. It's like reading about every
02:11
relationship I've ever had, except for
02:14
Richard. Oh, yes. No. Richard would
02:16
never steal your wind. No. No. Cuz he's
02:18
yummy. Yes.
02:21
But all the other ones. Oh, yes. Oh, and
02:23
the part about how they're always like
02:26
drinking from our pool of inner power.
02:28
But god forbid we should take a sip.
02:30
Anybody want a crower? Okay. This is a
02:32
typical lightning bearer thing right
02:35
there. It's like, um, hello. Who wants
02:37
one of my phallic shaped man cakes? I
02:40
will be doing a dramatic reading of one
02:44
of Emma's books. Oh, okay. Which one?
02:46
Uh, well, it's uh one of her
02:51
favorites. Riding the storm out, coping
02:54
with postpartum
02:57
depression. Love you forever.
03:03
Love you Forever by Robert Munch,
03:08
published by Firefly Books, printed in
03:11
Mexico. A mother held her new baby and
03:20
very slowly rocked him back and forth,
03:23
back and forth, back and forth. And
03:27
while she held him, she sang, "I'll love
03:30
you forever.
03:34
I'll like you for always. As long as I'm
03:36
living, my baby you'll
03:39
be. And while he rocked her, he sang,
03:42
"I'll love you forever. I'll like you
03:45
for always. As long as I'm living, my
03:49
baby, you'll be."
03:54
Wow,
03:58
that was amazing. Thank you so much for
04:01
that gift.
04:04
I was not ready for this today.
04:06
You guys have any wrapping paper? Oh, is
04:09
it for my birthday present? Feebs. It
04:12
was your birthday like months ago. Yeah,
04:15
but remember you said you ordered
04:17
something special. It just hadn't come
04:18
yet.
04:20
Well, I have a call in about that.
04:24
Actually, this is for uh Kathy's
04:28
birthday. It's an early edition of her
04:29
favorite book. Oh, the Velvetine Rabbit.
04:31
Oh my god. When the boy's love makes the
04:34
rabbit real. Okay, but don't touch it
04:36
because your fingers have destructive
04:38
oils.
04:40
Well, then you better keep it away from
04:42
Ross' hair.
04:43
So, this is pretty rare. How did you get
04:47
that? Oh, it wasn't a big deal. I just
04:49
went to a couple of bookstores, talked
04:50
to a couple of dealers, called a couple
04:52
of the author's grandchildren.
04:54
That's so sweet. Yeah. And what a great
04:58
way to say I secretly love you,
05:00
roommates's girlfriend.
05:01
It doesn't say that,
05:05
does it? How do you think it's going to
05:07
look when you get her something
05:09
incredibly meaningful and expensive and
05:11
her boyfriend Joey gives her an orange?
05:13
Why are we here? Okay. Okay. Take a
05:16
guess.
05:18
The hot chicks.
05:21
Okay. Okay. I was uh typing names into
05:23
the library computer earlier, you know,
05:26
you know, for fun. And I typed mine in
05:28
and uh guess what came up? my doctoral
05:31
dissertation. It's here. Yeah, right.
05:33
It's right down here in the biggest
05:36
library in the university. Ah, that's
05:37
actually pretty cool. Yeah. Oh. Um,
05:39
there's also a book here by a woman
05:42
named Wendy Vagina.
05:44
What is that?
05:49
Sounds like two people are really
05:52
enjoying the Dewey decimal system.
05:53
I'm so sorry.
06:00
You didn't bring me here to do that, did
06:03
you?
06:05
Excuse me. Hi, I'm a professor here. Do
06:07
you know the paleontology section, fifth
06:11
floor, stack 437? Well, yes. Just give
06:13
me 5 minutes. I just have to find
06:18
someone to cover my shift.
06:20
No, no,
06:24
no. Can I speak to someone in charge,
06:26
please?
06:29
How can I help you? Hi, I was wondering
06:33
is it possible to increase security in
06:36
the paleontology section? See, I I wrote
06:38
a book that's up there and instead of
06:41
reading it, people are are well, they're
06:43
rolling around in front of
06:45
it. We are aware of the problem you're
06:48
referring to.
06:51
But as far as increasing security, I'm
06:57
afraid the library is very understaffed.
06:59
I I can't help you.
07:01
Well, fine. Fine. If if I'm the only
07:04
person with any appreciation of the
07:07
sanctity of the written word, then I'll
07:09
go up there and defend it
07:11
myself. And don't you follow me.
07:12
[Music]
07:16
Yes. Yes. How can I help you? Yeah, we
07:21
we were just looking around. Oh. Oh,
07:24
you're your fellow scholars. What
07:26
exactly were you looking for? Hm.
07:28
Perhaps uh perhaps Dr. Chester Stocks
07:31
musings on the Smileadin Californicus.
07:34
Ah, get out of
07:40
here. I'm meeting someone. Or or are you
07:50
just here to brush up on Mariam's views
07:54
on evolution?
07:57
Um, actually, I find Mariam's views far
07:59
too progressionist.
08:02
I find Miriam's views far too
08:08
progressionist.
08:11
I'm sorry. Who are you? I'm a professor
08:12
here. Uh, Ross Geller. Ross Geller? Why
08:16
do I know that name? It's a
08:19
Wait, did you write this?
08:26
Yes. You're the person who checked out
08:33
my book.
08:36
You know, you look nothing like I would
08:39
have thought. You're you're so young.
08:42
Well, I uh I skipped fourth grade.
08:47
I am
08:58
very very sorry.
08:59
Sure. Have a lot of books about being a
09:05
lesbian.
09:06
Well, you know, you you have to take a
09:11
course.
09:14
Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
09:15
Hey, hey, Yurt the Turtle, a classic.
09:27
Actually, I I'm reading it to the baby.
09:31
The uh the baby that hasn't been born
09:35
yet. Uh wouldn't that mean you're crazy?
09:38
What? You don't think they can hear
09:44
sounds in there?
09:45
You're not serious. I mean, do you you
09:47
really you really talk to it? Yeah, all
09:50
the time. I want the baby to know my
09:53
voice.
09:54
Do you uh do you talk about me? Yeah.
09:56
Yeah. All the time. Really? But um we
10:00
just refer to you as Bobo the sperm guy.
10:05
Bronte sisters were really remarkable
10:13
women for their time. They lived in a
10:16
patriarchal society. Sorry I'm late, but
10:18
I left late.
10:20
Okay. So, what is the book about? I
10:23
thought you said you read it in high
10:27
school. Well, yeah, but then I
10:28
remembered I started it and then there
10:30
was this pep rally and I was I was on
10:31
top of the pyramid. But anyway, um
10:34
what's the book about? Okay. It's this
10:36
tragic love story between Kathy and
10:39
Heathcliffe and um it takes place on
10:41
these like really creepy moors in
10:44
England which I think represent the
10:45
wildness of Heath Cliff's character. I
10:47
totally get symbolism.
10:50
How would you characterize the theme of
10:54
this book? Uh let's see. Rachel Green.
10:56
Um well, I would have to say that it's a
11:03
it's a tragic love story. Well, that's
11:06
sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?
11:09
Oh, oh, oh. Symbolism
11:14
and uh the the uh wildness of the moors,
11:17
which I think is is mirrored in the
11:21
wildness of uh Heath Cliff's character.
11:24
Excellent. What Rachel has shrewdly
11:29
observed here.
11:31
You completely stole my answer. What?
11:34
Honey, that was pretty obvious. How
11:36
would you know? You didn't even read it.
11:38
What do you think? Uh, you in the blue
11:42
shirt.
11:45
I think that um yours is a question with
11:48
many possible answers.
11:51
Would you care to venture one? Would you
11:54
care to venture one?
11:58
Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
12:01
Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
12:03
Check this out. It says here there's a
12:06
place you can go to rent videos of all
12:08
the museums. It's almost as good as
12:10
being there. It's better. You can't go
12:12
to a museum in your underwear.
12:16
Well, you could, but probably just the
12:19
one time.
12:21
I bet we could get videos of all the
12:23
sites, get a VCR in our hotel room. We'd
12:25
never even have to go
12:27
outside. If we do that, we've got to
12:29
rent Die Hard.
12:31
Oh, I bet the British version is good.
12:34
Hey, what are you guys What are you guys
12:39
talking about? Nothing. Yeah.
12:40
Damn, this coffee is cold. Hey, Ra, do
12:45
you mind if I heat this up on your
12:48
loins?
12:49
You know, I cannot believe you told him,
12:54
Joey.
12:56
So, I guess you bought that book after
12:58
we broke up, huh? Uh-huh. Yeah, I did
13:00
because I wore out my first copy when I
13:02
was with you.
13:04
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, when we were
13:06
going out, I read tons of porno
13:08
magazines.
13:10
What's up,
13:13
boss? How could you do that to an old
13:16
man?
13:18
Excuse me, ladies.
13:22
[Music]
13:25
I'm sorry. I thought maybe I'd make some
13:32
warm milk and it would help me sleep
13:34
with a walk.
13:37
Thought you were going to read my boring
13:40
book to put you to sleep. It got
13:41
interesting. Damn you, Oprah.
13:44
Here, let me make the milk. I'm up
13:48
anyway. Hey, you know what we could do?
13:50
You know, now that we're up, we could
13:53
just like talk to each other all night
13:54
long. You know, like we did when we were
13:56
first going out. It would be fun. Okay,
13:58
that does sound fun. Yeah. So, I mean,
14:00
how bummed were you when the second
14:02
sister died? Huh? The second sister
14:04
dies.
14:06
No, no. I I I was talking about the book
14:15
I was reading. The Second Sister Dies in
14:18
Archie and Jug Head Double Digest.
14:20
That's correct.
14:25
Hey, Ra. How you doing with the shining?
14:27
Oh, Danny just went into room 217. Ooh,
14:30
the next part's the best. When that dead
14:33
lady in the bathtub. Oh, no, no, no, no,
14:35
no, no, no. Come on. You're going to
14:37
ruin it. All right, I'll talk in code.
14:38
Remember when the kid sees those two
14:41
blanks in the hallway?
14:43
That's very cool.
14:46
All blank and no blank makes blank a
14:48
blank blank.
14:51
Oh, no, no, no. The end. When Jack
14:54
almost kills them all with that blank,
14:56
but then in the last second they get
14:58
away.
15:00
Joey, I can't believe you just did that.
15:02
I can't believe she cracked your code.
15:04
[Applause]
15:08
All right. Okay. Lorie proposes to Joe
15:12
and she says no, even though she's still
15:15
in love with him. And then he ends up
15:17
marrying Amy.
15:18
Hey, mine was by accident.
15:22
All right. The boiler explodes and
15:26
destroys the hotel and kills the dad.
15:28
Beth dies.
15:33
[Applause]
15:37
Beth Beth dies.
15:44
Is that true? If I keep reading, is Beth
15:47
going to die?
15:49
No. Beth doesn't die. She doesn't die.
15:51
Does she Rachel? What? Joey's asking if
15:54
you've just ruined the first book he's
15:56
ever loved that didn't star Jack
15:58
Nicholson.
16:00
What's wrong? I'm just so exhausted from
16:02
dragging around this huge engagement
16:05
ring.
16:07
Congratulations. So, did he get on one
16:09
knee? Did Did he have a speech prepared?
16:11
Oh, did he cry?
16:13
Yeah, big surprise. I like proposals.
16:17
Well, it was really sweet and like the
16:21
most romantic thing ever. Well, hey.
16:24
Well, here's to Phoebe who's found the
16:26
greatest guy in the world. To Phoebe and
16:28
I want to say Mike.
16:30
To Phoebe and Mike.
16:33
Thank you. Oh, and I have something for
16:36
you. It's Yeah, it's my little black
16:38
book. It's got the numbers of all the
16:40
guys I've dated.
16:42
Oh, that's nice. But you know what? I
16:44
think I'm okay. Why don't you give it to
16:46
one of your other single girlfriends? I
16:48
would, but you're the last
16:50
one. Give me the
16:53
book. Pablo Diaz, Brady
16:56
Smith, guy in van. Oh, my first love.
17:00
What is the red X next to Bob Grieor's
17:07
name mean? Dead.
17:09
Oh, it's okay. No, he was old. Yeah. And
17:13
he lived a full life. He was in the
17:16
first wave at Omaha Beach.
17:18
Yeah, I'm sorry. I should have given you
17:21
guys my black book when I got married.
17:23
Although it wasn't so much a book as a
17:24
napkin with Janice's phone number on it.
17:28
See Joe, that's why your parents told
17:43
you not to jump on the bed.
17:45
Hey. Hey. Oh, is it broken? No. I'm
17:50
going to wear this thing for a couple of
17:53
weeks. Did you tell the doctor you did
17:54
it jumping up and down on your bed? No.
17:56
Had a whole story worked up, but then uh
18:00
Chandler sold me out. Well, I'm sorry,
18:02
Joe. I didn't think the doctor was going
18:04
to buy that. It just fell out of the
18:06
socket.
18:08
Question number 28. Have you ever
18:10
allowed a lightning bearer to take your
18:12
wind?
18:14
I would have to say
18:16
no. And I would have to say paha.
18:19
What? Do you not remember the puppet
18:23
guy? Yeah, you like totally let him wash
18:26
his feet in the pool of your inner
18:28
power.
18:31
And his puppet, too. Yeah. Okay. Well,
18:32
at least I didn't let some guy into the
18:35
forest of my righteous truth on the
18:37
first date.
18:39
[Applause]
18:43
Who? Paul? Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
18:44
Moving on. Moving on. Next question.
18:48
Okay. Number 29. Have you ever betrayed
18:51
another
18:53
goddess for a lightning bearer? Okay.
18:55
Number 30. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's go
18:58
back to 29.
19:01
Not uh not to my recollection.
19:04
All right. Danny Arshack, ninth grade.
19:09
Oh, come on, Rachel. You know the bottle
19:11
was totally pointing at me. Only cuz you
19:13
took up half the circle.
19:15
Listen to you two. It's so
19:21
sad. Looks like I'm going to be going to
19:24
the goddess meetings
19:26
alone. Well, not when they find out you
19:28
slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he
19:31
broke up with
19:33
Monica. One hour. You are such a leaf
19:36
blower.
19:40
I tell you, I love your mom's books. I
19:47
love her books. I cannot get on a plane
19:49
without one. I mean, this is so cool.
19:50
Yeah. Well, you wouldn't think it's cool
19:52
if you're 11 years old and all your
19:53
friends are passing around page 79 of
19:55
Mistress
19:57
Hey, hey, hey. She's on.
19:59
Ah, thanking.
20:03
Before we get to the book now, now what
20:07
is this about you? You being arrested in
20:08
London. What is that all about? Your mom
20:10
was arrested. Shh. Busy beaming with
20:12
pride.
20:14
This is kind of embarrassing, but
20:16
occasionally after I've been intimate
20:19
with the man. Now, why would she say
20:22
that's embarrassing?
20:23
I just get this craving for Kungpow
20:26
chicken. That's too much information.
20:29
[Applause]
20:34
All right. So, now you're doing this
20:35
whole book tour thing. How is that
20:37
going? Oh, fine. I'm leaving for New
20:38
York tomorrow, which I hate, but I get
20:40
to see my son, who I love.
20:43
And this is the way that I find out.
20:47
Most moms use the phone.
20:48
You know, don't take this wrong. I I
20:51
just don't see you as a mom somehow. I
20:53
don't mean that I don't mean that bad.
20:55
Oh, no. I am a fabulous mom. I brought
20:57
my son his first condoms.
21:00
And then he burst into flames. She's my
21:08
best friend. Well, Joey's my best
21:10
friend. I'm not your best friend.
21:12
You just said,
21:17
"Of course you're my best friend. Would
21:20
you please tell Rachel, though? All
21:23
right. All right. At least I'm prepared.
21:25
Okay.
21:27
Oh, yes. Hey. Hey. Hey. These aren't for
21:30
you. Are you upset? I am now.
21:33
Hey, room me. Okay. Bye.
21:39
Ra, there's something um important I
21:46
have to tell you. Are you pregnant?
21:49
No, but I'm throwing the shirt away.
21:53
I think there was a little
21:57
misunderstanding before um when I said
21:58
that uh that Chandler and I wanted to um
22:02
live
22:05
together, we meant alone
22:06
together. Oh my god. Oh, that's funny. I
22:13
can't believe I did that. Oh no,
22:16
sweetie. No. You know what? This is my
22:17
fault. I I wasn't clear. I I'm really
22:19
sorry. And listen, you take as much time
22:22
as you need to move out, okay? There's
22:26
absolutely no rush,
22:28
okay?
22:31
[Music]
22:35
What is that? I think it's the dying cat
22:42
parade.
22:45
Sounds like it's coming from across the
22:48
street.
22:50
Oh my god.
22:52
What? You know that thing that Ross was
22:54
going to do at our wedding? He was
22:56
hanging out with me yesterday and he
22:58
turned to me and he said, "You're half
22:59
Scottish, right?" No, there is no way to
23:01
not be Ross.
23:04
[Music]
23:07
Why is your family Scottish?
23:15
Why is your family Ross?
23:18
You cannot play at our wedding. I mean,
23:22
everyone will leave. I mean, come on.
23:24
That is just
23:26
noise. It's not even a song.
23:28
If you listen very carefully, I
23:32
think it's celebration by calling the
23:34
gang.
23:37
[Music]
23:39
Well, I feel like a snack. Do you want
23:43
some shortbread? It's Scottish like you
23:46
are.
23:48
Oh, no thanks. I don't like anything
23:50
from my Scottish heritage. What?
23:52
Well, just my entire family was run out
23:56
of Scotland
23:58
by Vikings.
24:00
Well, it sounds to me like your family
24:04
is ready to uh rediscover its Scottish
24:05
roots. You can't play bag pipes at the
24:08
wedding.
24:10
How did you know about that? We heard
24:13
you play all the way from your
24:15
apartment. Were you the ones who called
24:16
the cops?
24:18
That's not really important right now.
24:21
What is important is while we appreciate
24:23
the gesture, we just don't feel that bag
24:25
pipes are appropriate for our wedding.
24:28
Why not? Because we hate them. Just just
24:31
give me a chance to perform for you and
24:35
then decide whatever you want. And I'm
24:37
not going to tell you what song I'm
24:39
going to play either, but uh let's just
24:41
say when it's over, I'll bet there will
24:43
be a wee bit of
24:45
celebration. Remember, I'm still
24:51
[Music]
24:55
learning. One, two, three, four.
25:03
[Applause]
25:09
[Music]
25:21
You know the song. Sing along.
25:24
[Music]
25:29
[Applause]
25:31
[Music]
25:34
[Applause]
25:34
[Music]
25:38
[Applause]
25:38
So,
25:44
no.
25:46
What you working on? Oh, Monica and
25:49
Chandler's recommendation. I want it to
25:51
sound smart, but I don't know any big
25:53
words or anything. So, well, why don't
25:55
you use your thesaurus? What did I just
25:56
say?
25:58
Watch
26:01
here. You uh you highlight the word you
26:03
want to change. Uh go under tools and
26:05
the thesaurus generates
26:08
gives gives a whole list of choices. You
26:12
can pick the word that sounds smartest.
26:15
Oh my god, that's great. I'm smart. No,
26:17
no, I'm brainy, bright, clever. I love
26:21
this
26:24
thing. Look out, ladies. Joey Trivia's
26:25
got the whole package.
26:28
Joey, let me ask you a question. This
26:32
has been driving me crazy. What does
26:34
this light switch do? Oh, nothing. Did
26:35
it drive you crazy to have a switch and
26:38
not know what it did? I know what it
26:39
did. Nothing.
26:41
They wouldn't have put it there if it
26:44
didn't do something. How can you not
26:46
care? Like this.
26:47
Done. Yep. Hey. Hey. What's up? This
26:56
switch thing has been driving me crazy.
27:00
So, I turned it off and checked every
27:02
outlet. Now, four of them don't work,
27:04
which means one of them has to be
27:06
controlled by the switch. So, I plugged
27:08
in things in all four outlets that that
27:10
make noise. That way, when I turn it on,
27:13
I just follow the noise and find out
27:14
which one it is.
27:16
I better stop listening before you did.
27:18
You know, you you also could have used
27:22
uh lamps and then followed the light.
27:24
Yeah. while I'm using
27:27
noise. Okay. All right. So, everybody
27:30
ready? Here we
27:33
go. Something. I hear something. Where
27:38
is
27:41
it? It's coming from
27:52
Joey. Oh my god. That's so freaky. Turn
27:55
him off.
27:59
Hi. Hi.
28:03
What are What are What are these? Oh,
28:10
just some pictures I made and hung up.
28:11
Thought they brighten up the place. They
28:14
do, don't you think?
28:17
No, no, no, no.
28:21
I I know that there's no hole there. I I
28:26
just really like that picture.
28:28
Oh my god, look at this. Okay, but there
28:33
is a wire back there. I mean, that
28:35
switch is connected to something. I
28:37
don't care. The wires have come loose in
28:39
your
28:41
head. I just thought if I could follow
28:42
the wire, I could find out what it did.
28:44
And did you?
28:46
No. It disappears back there behind that
28:49
baseboard. A minute there, I thought it
28:51
went
28:53
downstairs, but it
28:59
didn't. Say hello to Mrs. Katraus. Oh my
29:02
god. Hello, darling. Hello, Mrs.
29:05
Katraus.
29:08
[Music]
29:11
The super couldn't figure out what it
29:15
did. The $200 an hour electrician
29:16
couldn't figure out what it did.
29:19
I've had seven pretty serious
29:21
shocks. I officially give up. Thank God.
29:24
Guess Joey was
29:29
right. It does
29:31
nothing. I'm doing it. I am totally
29:43
doing it.
29:46
[Music]
29:48
I lost it.
29:55
[Music]
29:58
歌词与翻译
[中文]
为什么你的冰箱里
有一本《闪灵》？哦，我昨晚
晚上读到了它，我很害怕。所以，
但是呃，如果它在
冰箱里，你就安全了。嗯，
更安全，你知道。我的意思是，如果没有确保
阅读《闪灵》，
我们的冰箱里有足够的空间，我永远不会开始
你知道。
您多久读一次？您
没有一遍又一遍地读过同一本书
吗？
嗯，嗯，我想我不止一次读过《小妇人》
，但我的意思是那是
的经典。 《
闪灵》有何精彩之处？问题应该是，Ra，
《闪灵》
有什么不好的地方。好的。答案是
什么都没有。好的。这就像
有史以来最恐怖的书。我敢打赌它比你的经典作品好
。
好的。呃，好吧，我们就看看
。好的。我会读《闪灵》，
你会读《小妇人》。好的。
你明白了。好的。好的。好的。
现在 Ra 这些呃这些小女人。
是的。
它们有多小？我的意思是，它们
像可怕的小东西吗？
贝丝真的病得很厉害。哦。
乔在那儿，但我认为
她无能为力。
乔伊。是的。您想将书放入
冰箱吗？
好的。好的。你必须读这本书。
这就是所谓的“做你自己的风守护者”。
这是关于女性需要如何获得更多
权力。是的。哦，但是
有风。
风可以让我们成为女神。但是
你知道谁带走了我们的风吗？男人。
他们只是拿走了
。男人们只是随风而行。是的。
一直。因为他们是闪电
的携带者。
哇。是的。
嗯，这听起来很酷。这有点像《霍比特人》
。它与
霍比特人完全不同。这就像阅读我曾经拥有过的所有
...
关系，除了
理查德。哦是的。不，理查德会的
永远不要偷走你的风。不，不，因为他
很好吃。是的。
但所有其他的。哦是的。哦，还有
关于他们总是喜欢
从我们的内在力量池中汲水的部分。
但上帝禁止我们喝一口。
有人想要叫喊吗？好的。这是
典型的闪电携带者的事情，就在那里
。就像，嗯，你好。谁想要
一个我的阴茎形状的男人蛋糕？我
将戏剧性地阅读艾玛的一本
书。哦好的。哪一个？
呃，嗯，这是她最喜欢的
之一。渡过难关，应对
产后
抑郁症。永远爱你。
永远爱你，罗伯特·蒙克 (Robert Munch) 着，
由 Firefly Books 出版，
墨西哥印刷。一位母亲抱着她的新生婴儿，
非常缓慢地前后摇晃他，
前后摇晃。
当她抱着他时，她唱道：“我会永远爱
你。
我会永远喜欢你。只要我还
活着，你就会
成为我的宝贝。当他摇晃她时，他唱道：
“我会永远爱你。我会永远喜欢你
。只要我还活着，我的
宝贝，你就会是。”
哇，
太棒了。非常感谢你
这份礼物。
我今天还没准备好。
你们有包装纸吗？哦，
这是我的生日礼物吗？糟糕。
几个月前就是你的生日。是的，
但记住你说你
还没有收到
...
好吧，
这是她
最喜欢的书的早期版本。
...
哦，天哪。不要碰它
...
，因为你的手指上有破坏性的
...
好吧，那么你最好让它远离
罗斯的头发
所以，你是怎么得到的
哦，这没什么大不了的。
去了几家书店，
与几位经销商交谈，他们被称为作者的一对孙子
。
太甜蜜了。是的。这是一个多么好的
方式来表达我偷偷地爱着你，
室友的女朋友。
不是这样说的，
是吗？当你给她买一些
看起来怎么样？
非常有意义且昂贵的东西并且
她的男朋友乔伊给她一个橙子时，你认为
我们为什么来这里？好的。好的。猜测一下
。
辣妹们。
好的。好的。我早些时候在
图书馆的计算机上输入名字，你知道，
你知道，只是为了好玩。我在
中输入了我的内容，呃猜猜会发生什么？我的博士论文
。就在这里。是的，对。
它就在大学最大的
图书馆里。啊，那
真的很酷。是的。哦。嗯，
这里还有一本书，作者是
，名叫 Wendy Vagina 的女士。
那是什么？
听起来两个人真的
很享受杜威十进制系统。
非常抱歉。
你带我来这里不是为了做这件事，
你吗？
对不起。你好，我是这里的教授。
你知道
第五层，第437号栈的古生物学部分吗？嗯，是的。请给
我 5 分钟。我只需要找
个人来代替我的轮班即可。
不，不，
不。我可以和负责人通话吗，
？
需要什么帮助吗？您好，我想知道
是否可以提高
古生物学部分的安全性？看，我写了
一本书，上面放着，人们没有
读它，而是很好，他们
在
它前面打滚。我们知道您
提到的问题。
但就提高安全性而言，我
担心图书馆人手严重不足。
我帮不了你。
好吧，好吧。美好的。如果我是唯一
个欣赏文字的
神圣性的人，那么我会
亲自去那里保卫它
。还有你别跟着我。
[音乐]
是的。是的。我怎么帮你？是的，我们
只是四处看看。哦。哦，
你们是你们的学者同学。您到底在寻找什么
？嗯。
也许呃也许切斯特·斯托克斯博士
对 Smileadin Californicus 的思考。
啊，离开
这里。我正在见一个人。或者您
只是来这里温习玛丽雅姆
关于进化论的观点？
嗯，实际上，我发现玛丽雅姆的观点
过于进步主义。
我发现米里亚姆的观点太过
进步主义。
抱歉。你是谁？我是这里的教授
。呃，罗斯·盖勒。罗斯·盖勒？为什么
我知道这个名字？这是
等等，这是你写的吗？
是的。您是查看
我的书的人。
你知道，你看起来一点也不像我
想象的那样。你你还这么年轻啊。
嗯，我呃我跳过了四年级。
我
非常非常抱歉。
当然。有很多关于成为
女同性恋的书籍。
嗯，你知道，你必须参加
课程。
否则，他们不会让你这样做。
嘿嘿，乌龟蒙古包，经典。
其实，我正在读给宝宝听。
呃，还没出生的宝宝
。呃，这不是意味着你疯了吗？
什么？你认为他们听不到
的声音吗？
你不是认真的。我的意思是，你
真的和它说话了吗？是的，一直
。我想让宝宝知道我的
声音。
你呃你在谈论我吗？是的。
是的。一直以来。真的吗？但嗯，我们
只是称你为“精子家伙波波”。
勃朗特姐妹在她们那个时代确实是杰出的
女性。他们生活在
父权社会。抱歉我迟到了，但是
我迟到了。
好的。那么，这本书讲的是什么呢？我
以为你说你在高中
读过这本书。嗯，是的，但后来我
记得我开始了它，然后就在那里
是这次鼓舞士气集会，而我是，我位于
金字塔顶端。但无论如何，嗯
这本书是关于什么的？好的。这是凯西和
悲剧爱情故事，嗯，它发生在
希思克利夫之间的
这些像
英格兰的令人毛骨悚然的荒原，我认为这代表了希思克利夫角色的
狂野。我
完全理解象征意义。
您如何形容
这本书的主题？呃，让我们看看。雷切尔·格林。
嗯，我不得不说这是一个
这是一个悲惨的爱情故事。嗯，这是
某种给定的，但是是的。还有其他人吗？
哦，哦，哦。象征意义
和呃荒野的荒野，我认为
反映在希思克里夫角色的
荒野中。
太棒了。雷切尔在这里精明地观察到了
。
你完全窃取了我的答案。什么？
亲爱的，这很明显。
你怎么知道？你根本就没读过。
你觉得怎么样？呃，你穿着蓝色的
衬衫。
我认为你的问题有
个可能的答案。
你想尝试一下吗？你愿意
尝试一下吗？
你只是在重复我的话吗？
你只是在重复我的话吗？
看看这个。它说这里有一个
地方，您可以去租所有
博物馆的视频。这几乎和
在那里一样好。好多了。你不能穿着内衣去
博物馆。
嗯，可以，但可能只是
一次。
我打赌我们可以获取所有
站点的视频，在我们的酒店房间里放一台录像机。我们
甚至永远不必
出去。如果我们这样做，我们就必须
租《虎胆龙威》。
哦，我打赌英国版一定很好。
嘿，你们在说什么
你们在说什么？没有什么。是的。
该死，这咖啡冷了。嘿，Ra，
你介意我把这个加热到你的
腰部吗？
你知道，我不敢相信你告诉了他，
乔伊。
所以，我猜你是在
我们分手后买了那本书，是吧？嗯嗯。是的，我做了
，因为当我
和你在一起时，我的第一本已经穿坏了。
哦，是的。是的。嗯，呃，当我们
出去时，我读了很多色情
杂志。
怎么了，
老板？你怎么能这样对一个
老人？
对不起，女士们。
[音乐]
抱歉。我想也许我应该做一些
温牛奶，它会帮助我在散步时入睡
。
以为你会读我无聊的
书来让你入睡。它变得
很有趣。该死的，奥普拉。
来，我来煮牛奶。不管怎样，我已经
了。嘿，你知道我们能做什么吗？
你知道，既然我们起床了，我们就可以
整晚都聊聊
。你知道，就像我们
第一次出去时所做的那样。这会很有趣。好吧，
听起来确实很有趣。是的。所以，我的意思是，
当第二个
姐姐去世时，你有多难过？啊？二姐
去世。
不，不。我我我正在谈论我正在读的书
。二姐在
阿奇和罐头双消化中去世。
没错。
嘿，Ra。闪耀的你怎么样？
哦，丹尼刚刚进入217号房间。哦，
下一部分是最好的。当那个死去的
女士在浴缸里时。哦，不，不，不，不，
不，不，不。快点。你会
毁了它。好吧，我用代码来谈谈。
还记得孩子在走廊上看到那两个
空白吗？
太酷了。
全空白和无空白使空白成为
空白。
哦，不，不，不。结束。当杰克
几乎用那张空白杀死他们所有人时，
但在最后一秒他们离开了
。
乔伊，我不敢相信你竟然这么做了。
我不敢相信她破解了你的密码。
[鼓掌]
好吧。好的。洛瑞向乔
求婚，但她拒绝了，尽管她仍然
爱着他。然后他最终
与艾米结婚。
嘿，我的这个纯属意外。
好的。锅炉爆炸，
摧毁了酒店并杀死了父亲。
贝丝去世。
[掌声]
贝丝·贝丝去世。
这是真的吗？如果我继续读下去，贝丝
会死吗？
不。贝丝没有死。她没有死。
她是雷切尔吗？什么？乔伊问
你是否刚刚毁了他
所喜爱的第一本不是由杰克
尼克尔森主演的书。
出了什么问题？
拖着这枚巨大的订婚戒指
，我实在太累了。
恭喜。那么，他单膝跪下
了吗？他准备好演讲了吗？
哦，他哭了吗？
是的，很大的惊喜。我喜欢提案。
嗯，这真的很甜蜜，就像
有史以来最浪漫的事情。嗯，嘿。
谨此向菲比致敬，她发现了世界上
最伟大的人。对于菲比和
，我想说迈克。
致菲比和迈克。
谢谢。哦，我有东西给你
。是的，这是我的黑色小
书。它有我约会过的所有
个男人的号码。
哦，那太好了。但你知道吗？我
认为我还好。你为什么不把它送给你的另一位单身女友
？我
会，但你是最后一个
。把
书给我。巴勃罗·迪亚兹 (Pablo Diaz)、布雷迪
史密斯 (Smith)，货车里的人。哦，我的初恋。
鲍勃·格里尔
名字旁边的红色 X 是什么意思？死的。
哦，没关系。不，他已经老了。是的。
他过着充实的生活。他参加了奥马哈海滩的
第一波浪潮。
是的，对不起。我结婚时应该把我的黑皮书给你们
伙计们。
虽然它与其说是一本书，不如说是一张印有珍妮丝电话号码的
餐巾纸。
看看乔，这就是为什么你的父母告诉
你不要跳到床上。
嘿。嘿。哦，坏掉了吗？不。我
将佩戴这件东西
周。你有没有告诉医生你
在床上跳来跳去？不。
有一个完整的故事，但后来呃
钱德勒出卖了我。好吧，我很抱歉，
乔。我不认为医生会
去买那个。它刚刚从
插槽中掉出来。
问题 28。您是否曾
让闪电携带者带走您的
风？
我不得不说
不。我不得不说“paha”。
什么？你不记得木偶
那家伙了吗？是的，你完全喜欢让他在你内在
他的脚。
力量的池子里洗
还有他的木偶。是的。好的。好吧，
至少在
正义真理的森林。
第一次约会时我没有让某些人进入我的
[掌声]
谁？保罗？哦好的。好的。好的。好的。
继续。继续前进。下一个问题。
好的。第29号。你是否曾为了闪电使者而背叛过
另一个
女神？好的。
第 30 号。哇，哇，哇。让我们
回到29。
根据我的记忆，不是。
好吧。丹尼·阿尔沙克，九年级。
哦，来吧，雷切尔。你知道瓶子
完全是指着我的。只是因为你
占据了半个圆。
听你们两个。太悲伤了
。看来我要独自去
女神聚会
了。好吧，当他们发现你
在杰森·赫尔利
与
莫妮卡分手一小时后与他上床时。一小时。你真是个
吹叶者。
我告诉你，我喜欢你妈妈的书。我
喜欢她的书。如果没有，我就无法登上
飞机。我的意思是，这太酷了。
是的。好吧，如果你 11 岁，而你所有的
。她在。
朋友都在传播
Mistress
嘿嘿嘿的第 79 页，你就不会认为这很酷
啊，谢谢。
在我们开始讨论这本书之前，
这是关于你的什么？你在
伦敦被捕。这是怎么回事？你妈妈
被捕了。嘘。忙着带着
的自豪感微笑着。
这有点尴尬，但是
偶尔在我与这个男人
亲密之后。现在，她为什么会说
这很尴尬？
我只是想吃宫保
鸡。这信息太多了。
[鼓掌]
好吧。所以，现在您正在进行
整本书巡演。
进展如何？哦，好吧。明天我要去纽约
纽约，我讨厌那里，但我
去见我爱的儿子。
这就是我发现的方法。
大多数妈妈都使用手机。
你知道，不要误会这一点。我
只是不认为你是一个妈妈。我
并不是说我的意思没那么糟糕。
哦，不。我是一位了不起的妈妈。我给我儿子
带来了他的第一个避孕套。
然后他就着火了。她是我
最好的朋友。嗯，乔伊是我最好的
朋友。我不是你最好的朋友。
你刚才说，
“当然你是我最好的朋友。
你可以告诉瑞秋吗？好吧
好吧。好吧。至少我已经准备好了。
好吧。
哦，是的。嘿嘿嘿。这些不是给
你的。你不高兴吗？我现在很生气。
嘿，给我房间。好吧。再见。
嗯，有件重要的事情我
必须告诉你。
不，但我要把衬衫扔掉
我认为，当我说
...
呃，钱德勒想要
...
在一起时，我们的意思是单独
在一起。太有趣了。哦，不，
...
亲爱的。你知道吗？我真的
...
抱歉。
绝对不用着急，
...
...
[音乐]
那是什么？
游行
听起来像是从
街对面传来的。
...
你知道罗斯
昨天要和我一起出去玩吗？
...
转向我，他说：“你有一半
苏格兰血统，对吧？”不，
不可能不成为罗斯。
[音乐]
为什么你的家人是苏格兰人？
为什么你的家人是罗斯？
你不能在我们的婚礼上玩。我的意思是，
每个人都会离开。我的意思是，来吧。
这只是
噪音。这甚至不是一首歌。
如果你仔细听的话，我
认为给
帮派打电话是为了庆祝。
[音乐]
嗯，我感觉像零食一样。你想要
一些脆饼吗？就像你
一样是苏格兰人。
哦，不用了，谢谢。我不喜欢任何来自苏格兰血统的
。什么？
好吧，只是我全家都被维京人赶出了
苏格兰
。
嗯，在我看来，您的家人
已经准备好重新发现其苏格兰
根源。您不能在
婚礼上演奏风笛。
你是怎么知道的？我们听说
您在
公寓里一直在玩。你是给
报警的人吗？
现在这并不重要。
重要的是，虽然我们欣赏
这一举动，但我们只是觉得
烟斗包不适合我们的婚礼。
为什么不呢？因为我们讨厌他们。只要
给我一个为你表演的机会，然后
然后决定你想要什么。我
也不会告诉你我
要播放哪首歌，但呃，让我们
说当比赛结束时，我敢打赌
会有一点
庆祝活动。请记住，我仍在
[音乐]
学习中。一、二、三、四。
[掌声]
[音乐]
你知道这首歌。一起唱吧
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
所以，
没有。
你在做什么？哦，莫妮卡和
钱德勒的推荐。我希望它
听起来很聪明，但我不知道任何大的
单词或任何东西。那么，为什么
你不使用你的同义词库呢？我刚才
说什么了？
观看
在这里。您呃，突出显示您
要更改的单词。嗯，转到工具下，
同义词库生成
给出了完整的选择列表。您
可以选择听起来最聪明的单词。
天哪，太棒了。我很聪明。不，
不，我很聪明，聪明，聪明。我喜欢
这个
的东西。小心，女士们。 Joey Trivia 的
获得了整个包裹。
乔伊，我问你一个问题。这个
快让我抓狂了。
这个灯开关有什么作用？哦，没什么。
拥有一个开关是否会让您发疯，而
却不知道它的作用？我知道它
做了什么。没有什么。
如果它
没有做任何事情，他们就不会把它放在那里。你怎么能不
关心呢？像这样。
完成。是的。嘿。嘿。这是怎么回事？这个
开关让我抓狂。
因此，我将其关闭并检查了每个
插座。现在，其中四个不起作用，
，这意味着其中之一必须由开关控制
。因此，我将
插入所有四个插座中，
会发出噪音。这样，当我打开它时，
我只需跟随噪音并找出
它是哪一个。
我最好在你听之前就别再听了。
你知道，你也可以使用
呃灯，然后跟着光走。
是的。当我使用
噪音时。好的。好的。那么，大家
准备好了吗？我们
开始吧。某物。我听到一些声音。
是
吗？它来自
Joey。我的天啊。太奇怪了。把他
关掉。
嗨。你好。
这些是什么？这些是什么？哦，
只是我制作并挂起的一些照片。
认为它们照亮了这个地方。他们
确实如此，你不觉得吗？
不，不，不，不。
我我知道那里没有洞。我我
真的很喜欢那张照片。
天哪，看看这个。好的，但是
后面有一根电线。我的意思是，
开关连接到某个东西。我
不在乎。您的
中的电线松动了
头。我只是想如果我能顺着
线走，我就能知道它做了什么。
你呢？
不。它消失在
底板后面。有一分钟，我以为它
去了
下楼，但它
没有。向卡特劳斯夫人问好。哦我的
上帝。你好，亲爱的。你好，
Katraus 女士。
[音乐]
超级无法弄清楚它
做了什么。每小时 200 美元的电工
不明白它做了什么。
我经历过七次非常严重的
震惊。我正式放弃。感谢上帝。
我猜乔伊是
对的。
它什么也没做。我正在做。我完全
在做这件事。
[音乐]
我把它弄丢了。
[音乐]
[英语]
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重点词汇
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shining ˈʃaɪnɪŋ A2 |
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freezer ˈfriːzər A1 |
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scared skɛrd A1 |
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safer ˈseɪfər A1 |
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classic ˈklæsɪk A2 |
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empowered ɛmˈpaʊərd B1 |
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goddess ˈɡɑːdəs A2 |
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lightning ˈlaɪtnɪŋ A1 |
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postpartum poʊstˈpɑːrtəm B2 |
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engagement ɛnˈɡeɪdʒmənt A2 |
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proposal prəˈpoʊzəl A2 |
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symbolism ˈsɪmbəlɪzəm B2 |
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tragic ˈtrædʒɪk A2 |
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patriarchal peɪtriˈɑːrkəl B2 |
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symbol ˈsɪmbəl A2 |
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重点语法结构
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Why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
➔ 间接疑问句，现在时
➔ 句子使用“do you have”构成间接疑问句，使其更礼貌。'Have'使用现在时描述当前状态。
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Well, safer, you know. I mean, I never start reading The Shining without making sure we got plenty of room in the freezer, you know.
➔ 比较形容词，情态动词+不定式，口语填充词
➔ “Safer”是比较形容词。“Making sure”使用情态动词“make”+不定式。“You know”和“I mean”是常见的口语填充词。
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What's so great about The Shining? The question should be, Ra, what is not so great about The Shining.
➔ 反问句，虚拟语气 (should be)
➔ 第一句话是反问句。第二句话使用“should be”表达一种建议或重新构建问题的方式，暗示说话者认为这本书没有什么值得称赞的地方。
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It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
➔ 比喻，排除
➔ 句子使用“like”创建比喻，将这本书与说话者的过去关系进行比较。“Except for Richard”创建了一个排除项，突出了理查德是一个积极的例外。
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And the part about how they're always like drinking from our pool of inner power. But god forbid we should take a sip.
➔ 隐喻，虚拟语气 (god forbid)，间接引语
➔ “Pool of inner power”是一个隐喻。“God forbid we should take a sip”使用虚拟语气表达强烈的禁止或不太可能发生的事件。“should take”结构常用于正式或强调的陈述。
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