[Music]
00:01
hey what's going on I found a note on my
00:02
door come to Monica's quick bring
00:05
champagne and a Three Musketeers Bar
00:07
yeah I'll take
00:10
that what's up Monica and I are
00:11
engaged my
00:15
God congratulations where is she I'm
00:20
engaged I'm
00:24
engaged yeah she's been out there for 20
00:27
minutes I'm surprised you didn't hear
00:29
her on the way over I thought it was
00:30
just a kid yelling I'm gay I'm
00:31
gay can I bring her in no no let her
00:35
stay out there it's sweet I'm getting
00:37
married I'm going to be a
00:40
bride no I will not shut up because I'm
00:44
engaged oh big talk huh why don't you
00:49
come over here and say that to me huh
00:51
buddy yeah my fiance will kick your
00:53
ass come on apartment 20 apartment
00:57
20 okay you get her in here you Bolt the
01:02
door I'll be in the
01:04
closet let me start celebrating
01:06
my I'm sorry apparently I've opened the
01:12
door to the
01:15
Past okay uh Monica man okay what what
01:21
you just saw can I ask you just a little
01:24
question huh why tonight
01:26
what see I've been waiting my whole life
01:30
to be engaged and unlike some people I
01:32
only planning on doing this
01:34
once so I you know I maybe this is
01:37
selfish and I'm sorry about it but I I
01:39
was kind of hoping tonight could just be
01:40
about that oh honey but it is no it's
01:42
not no no now it's about you and Ross
01:45
getting back together what yeah um you
01:46
kind of stole my
01:49
thunder okay ho ho we did not steal your
01:50
thunder because we are not getting back
01:53
together yeah no and and and you know
01:55
what nobody even saw yeah
01:57
that's
02:00
true I swear we just kissed it was just
02:02
a kiss you guys
02:05
kissed what does this
02:07
mean are you are you getting back
02:09
together can I sing at your
02:11
wedding Thunder being stolen okay come
02:14
on B it's nothing come let's not make a
02:16
big deal out of this it was a onetime
02:19
thing it doesn't even matter oh my
02:22
God I cannot believe you guys are
02:26
talking about this
02:28
the problem's in the bedroom between a
02:30
man and a
02:32
woman all right now Chandler is doing
02:34
the best he
02:37
can really excited about our wedding
02:39
plans and well I guess pretty soon we'll
02:41
be making a big withdrawal from the
02:43
Monica wedding
02:45
fund what you tell her Jack I can't do
02:50
it what happened you still have the
02:53
Monica wedding fund don't you we have it
02:55
only now we call it the beach house
02:58
I can't believe you spent my wedding
03:02
fund on the beach house we're sorry
03:03
honey but we just assumed if you got
03:05
married after you turned 30 you'd pay
03:06
for it yourself you bought the beach
03:08
house when I was 23 which means you had
03:10
seven years of Beach fun and you can't
03:13
put a price on that
03:15
sweetie I really do feel bad about this
03:18
though we started saving again when you
03:21
were dating Richard but then that went
03:23
to hell so we redid the
03:24
kitchen what about what I started dating
03:28
Chandler well it was Chandler we didn't
03:30
think he'd ever
03:32
propose clearly I did not start drinking
03:33
enough at the start of the
03:36
meal I can't believe it that there is no
03:38
money for my wedding we might still have
03:40
some money if your father hadn't thought
03:42
it was a good idea to sell ice over the
03:43
Internet it seemed like such a simple
03:46
idea stupid Jack the word is stupid all
03:48
right enough I don't want to hear about
03:51
it
03:52
anymore good luck Chandler
03:53
hey what's the matter somebody on the
03:59
subway licked my neck licked my neck oh
04:02
willly is still
04:05
alive what are you guys doing oh my mom
04:07
called they're going to run our
04:10
engagement announcement in the local
04:11
paper so they're looking for a good
04:12
picture of us ooh I'm afraid that does
04:13
not
04:15
exist that's not true they're great
04:17
pictures of us no there are great
04:19
pictures of you standing next to a guy
04:20
who's going like
04:22
this oh my God that's the creep that
04:24
you're with at the Statue of Liberty
04:27
I don't know what it is I just can't
04:31
take a good picture here's a great one
04:33
yeah I'm not in that no but look at me
04:36
all
04:39
tan hey why don't you guys go get
04:40
portraits done by a professional
04:42
photographer it's a great idea I bet
04:43
they have one of those wind machines you
04:45
know
04:47
like yeah that's great next to that
04:49
Chandler won't look so
04:52
stupid Jay what do you say all right but
04:54
I should warn you I'm not going I'm
04:57
[Applause]
05:02
[Music]
05:03
going great that's great Monica
05:05
great now Chandler you want to give us a
05:09
smile
05:12
okay I'm sorry is the seat uncomfortable
05:17
no I
05:20
am Chandler I know you can do this okay
05:21
you have a beautiful smile I do yeah
05:24
all right maybe you don't have to smile
05:30
let's try something else let's try um
05:31
try looking sexy
05:34
okay or
05:42
not I know let's try a look a far off
05:47
wonderment okay we'll we'll gaze into
05:53
our future and we'll think about our
05:55
marriage and the days to come okay
05:57
Chandler what is the matter with your
06:05
face like this picture supposed to say
06:07
Geller and being to be married not Local
06:10
woman saves drowning
06:12
hey don't laugh at him he's my
06:15
drowning
06:18
that's it that's it take it take
06:20
it I like this one it seems to say I
06:28
love you and that's why I have to kill
06:31
you can't all be bad find the one where
06:36
you make your bedroom
06:39
eyes oh there it is oh my God those are
06:41
my bedroom
06:44
eyes why did you ever sleep with
06:46
me do you really want to pull at that
06:50
thread see that's a great smile easy
06:54
natural now pretend I have a
06:58
camera are you changing it I can't help
07:02
it all right all right all right all
07:05
right you want to know what I do when I
07:07
take resume shots borrow money from
07:09
me yeah okay first first of all you want
07:12
to make it look spontaneous right okay
07:16
so here's what I do I look down look
07:18
down keep looking down then I look
07:21
up see all right now you try look down
07:26
you're looking down keep looking down
07:30
why is the jelly on your
07:32
shoe I had a
07:34
[Music]
07:39
donut hey there you are there I
07:41
am you okay yeah Joey said I uh I needed
07:43
to relax so he gave me an
07:47
antihistamine yeah and then I fell
07:50
asleep on the subway and went all the
07:52
way to Brooklyn Brooklyn is
07:53
far jaylor what were you think no no but
07:57
don't worry don't worry because I know
08:00
how to take a picture
08:02
now okay see look
08:03
down look
08:07
down look
08:09
[Music]
08:10
down Chandler
08:16
yeah guys check it out my mom sent me
08:22
the paper oh let's see it okay
08:25
oh yeah that looks good you guys make a
08:29
very attractive
08:32
couple yeah we look great together we
08:35
really do
08:39
okay wow imagine what our kids would
08:41
look like you know we don't have to
08:44
imagine I'm marrying her well just see
08:48
[Music]
08:54
what is that I think it's the dying cat
09:03
parade sounds like it's coming from
09:08
across the
09:10
street oh my
09:11
God what you know that thing that Ross
09:14
was going to do at our wedding he was
09:16
hanging out with me yesterday and he
09:18
turned to me and he said you're half
09:19
Scottish right no there is no way to not
09:21
be Ro
09:25
[Music]
09:27
unbelievable why is your family
09:34
Scottish why is your family
09:38
Ross you cannot play our wedding I mean
09:42
everyone will leave I mean come on that
09:44
is just
09:47
noise it's not even a
09:48
song listen very carefully I
09:51
think it's Celebration by cooling the
09:54
game
09:57
[Music]
09:59
well I feel like a snack do you want
10:03
some shortbread it's Scottish like you
10:06
are oh no thanks I don't like anything
10:09
from my Scottish Heritage
10:12
what watch just my entire family was run
10:15
out of Scotland
10:18
by
10:21
Vikings well it sounds to me like your
10:23
family is ready to uh ReDiscover its
10:25
Scottish roots you can't play bag pipes
10:28
at the
10:30
wedding how did you know about that we
10:32
heard you play all the way from your
10:35
apartment were you the ones who called
10:36
the
10:38
cops that's not really important right
10:40
now what is important is while we
10:42
appreciate the gesture we just don't
10:45
feel that bag pipes are appropriate for
10:48
our wedding why not because we hate them
10:50
just just give me a chance to perform
10:55
for you and then decide whatever you
10:56
want and I'm not going to tell you what
10:58
song I'm going to play either but uh
11:00
let's just say when it's over I'll bet
11:03
there'll be a wee bit o
11:05
celebration remember I'm I'm still
11:12
[Music]
11:15
learning 1 2 3 4
11:23
[Applause]
11:29
[Music]
11:41
you know the song sing along
11:45
[Music]
11:49
[Applause]
11:51
[Music]
11:54
[Applause]
11:54
[Music]
11:58
[Applause]
11:58
[Music]
12:00
no
12:03
so
12:05
no so did you uh find anyone to marry
12:08
you guys there no but horny for Monica
12:11
Minister
12:13
called want to know if we were still
12:15
together we're never going to find
12:19
anybody well then let me do it Joe no no
12:21
no look I've been thinking about it I'm
12:23
an actor right so I won't get nervous
12:25
talking in front of people I won't spit
12:27
and I won't stare at Monica's
12:29
breasts you know everyone knows I'm an
12:31
ass
12:34
man that is true yeah and the most
12:36
important thing is it won't be some like
12:38
stranger up there who barely knows you
12:40
it'll be me and I swear I'll do a really
12:42
good job plus you know I love you guys
12:45
and and it would really mean a lot to
12:48
me might be kind of cool so I can do it
12:51
yeah you can do it all right you don't
12:55
get all right okay okay I got to get
12:57
started on my speech oh wait a
13:00
minute internet ministers can still have
13:02
sex right think
13:05
sex so this is
13:09
Brooklyn all right listen up there's
13:12
usually only one dress in each size so
13:15
when they open those doors fan out now
13:17
this is what you're looking for memorize
13:21
it when you locate the dress
13:26
blow on these all right three sharp
13:29
blasts when you hear it come
13:33
running all right oh they're pushing
13:36
they're pushing don't be a
13:39
baby hey Rachel come
13:45
[Music]
13:52
on no no not it
13:56
it don't crowd
14:03
me this is it this is the dress oh my
14:07
God it's perfect I'm sorry this one's
14:10
taken
14:12
wow Megan Monica you came yeah this is
14:15
my dress
14:20
no yes it is you saw me wearing it and
14:22
now you'll see me buying it what you
14:25
freak
14:27
you wouldn't even have known about this
14:30
place if it wasn't for me look you don't
14:31
want to fight me maybe I do I'm pretty
14:33
feisty I'm coming I'm
14:38
coming
14:41
okay hey no what do I
14:43
[Music]
14:45
do what are you
14:52
doing find the
14:54
dress did you find the dress no you got
14:57
to get me out of here phoei these
14:59
bargain shoppers are crazy we got to get
15:01
Monica no you got to hold my hand oh my
15:03
God excuse me excuse
15:06
me go go
15:11
[Applause]
15:14
go so the wedding caterer sent me this
15:21
list of 12 appetizers and I have to
15:24
narrow it down to six food oh
15:26
me so did Monica tell you about this
15:29
great band called the swing kings that
15:31
we're trying to get to play for the
15:33
wedding since when are you into swing
15:35
music a since forever I used to go all
15:37
over town listening to bands
15:39
Chandler Gap
15:42
commercial so did you book them did you
15:46
call I will do you want me to call no
15:48
I'll do it you just stick to your job
15:52
what is your job staying out of the way
15:55
this is impossible Monica why you just
15:59
pick off 15 there were only 12 oh yeah I
16:01
added
16:05
three what are peanut butter
16:06
fingers
16:09
yeah you already had it yeah well we
16:13
called everyone in your phone book and a
16:16
bunch of people came but it took us so
16:18
long to get you here that they they had
16:20
to leave we wanted to throw you a big
16:22
surprise in a great shower and and now
16:25
you don't have either we ruined
16:28
everything well no wait a minute that's
16:30
not true no what you did that was really
16:32
sweet and it kind of works out for the
16:35
best what what do you mean well now I
16:38
get to spin my shower with the only
16:41
people I really love I mean and I get
16:43
all those presents without having to
16:46
talk to a bunch of people I don't even
16:47
like surprise Monica
16:55
hey hey you know I'm I'm really glad we
16:59
decided not to sleep together before the
17:02
wedding oh boy me
17:04
too you know I was thinking if we had a
17:06
a big fight and uh we broke up for a few
17:09
hours yeah
17:12
technically we could have sex
17:13
again what do you think bossy and
17:16
domineering the wedding is off sloppy
17:19
and immature that's me come
17:22
on PS my cousin Cassie's in the guest
17:24
room we're supposed to have lunch well
17:26
get rid of obsessive and
17:28
shrill shill the wedding is back
17:30
on okay good you're here all right I
17:34
figured it out I'm going to take two
17:36
tables of eight I'm going to add your
17:38
parents and I'm going to turn them into
17:39
three tables of six okay and I call the
17:41
cater I added two extra meals we are
17:43
good to go yeah they're not
17:45
coming what somehow they got the idea
17:49
that you only invited them because of me
17:53
they feel a little unwanted oh that's
17:54
too bad it's true but too bad look Mom
17:57
if you could just call my mom oh Joey
18:02
come on look just just tell let her know
18:03
that you really want them to be there
18:05
let's not forget this is a woman who has
18:06
sent you many lasagnas over the years no
18:08
she hasn't is it her fault if some of
18:10
them didn't make it to
18:12
you what what am I going to say I don't
18:14
know just uh just tell them there was a
18:16
mixup with the invitations or no no no
18:17
blame it on the post office they hate
18:20
the post office and the
18:22
Irish but I don't think you can blame it
18:24
on them so
18:26
hello yeah hi uh Mrs triani hi this is
18:31
Monica Geller yeah I'm I'm just calling
18:34
to say that Chandler and I really hope
18:37
that you can make it to the wedding yeah
18:38
apparently a bunch of the invitations
18:40
that we sent uh weren't delivered um I
18:42
guess there was some screw up at the
18:45
damn post
18:47
office tell me about it yeah yeah the US
18:50
Post Office no more like us lost
18:53
office what are they
18:57
Irish this is where the band is and this
19:00
is where the bar is and all these Pens
19:02
have people's names on them oh ra here
19:05
you are oh wow why don't we just take me
19:07
and put me with a Manhattan in my hand
19:12
talking to the cute
19:14
bartender these pins aren't for playing
19:19
are
19:21
they okay the red ones are my guests and
19:22
the blue pin are yours this is so sad I
19:25
mean I only have like 10 10 pins chanler
19:27
relax it's not a contest certainly not a
19:30
Clips
19:33
one hello hey wow they all look like
19:35
they're having fun don't
19:40
they hey so where are my parents going
19:41
to be oh let's see well if this is the
19:43
wedding hall then um your parents would
19:47
be over here at home in
19:49
Queens what they're not invited oh no
19:52
that's terrible they're going to be
19:55
crushed why would they think they're
19:56
invited
19:58
you got me
20:00
I Joey I'm sorry look I thought parents
20:02
were coming you know your parents are
20:05
coming Chandler's parents are coming
20:07
Ross's parents are
20:09
coming Ross's parents are my
20:11
parents we see parrots are
20:15
coming you know I think we should invite
20:18
them oh please you just want more blue
20:20
pens well this is just sad so we both
20:22
finished our vows oh can we read them
20:25
yeah just is as long as I don't hear
20:28
trailers and he doesn't hear mine
20:29
okay oh
20:36
oh oh that's
20:40
beautiful funny one that's
20:43
good Monica will you marry
20:47
me what I don't get it oh yeah
20:51
oh man this is hilarious
20:59
Chandler don't worry honey we'll make
21:02
yours
21:04
funnier do you realize that four weeks
21:06
from today we're getting married four
21:09
weeks baby four
21:11
weeks you realize that you get louder
21:14
each
21:16
week There's still so much to
21:17
do have you written your vows yet I
21:19
figured I'd just buy those Pat I'd like
21:22
to buy a
21:24
vow sweetie you know I have no sense of
21:26
humor when it comes to the
21:28
wedding all right so have you written
21:31
yours yet no but I know exactly what I'm
21:34
going to say Do you happen to know
21:36
exactly what I'm going to
21:38
say let's just do it right now okay
21:42
won't be hard just say what's in your
21:44
heart look at her go she must love me
21:53
more than I love her
21:56
what's wrong with me ooh don't open that
21:58
door I can take it from here
22:02
thanks dearly
22:07
beloved I'm sorry I'm a little
22:08
late may be confused by this now but you
22:13
won't be Memorial Day Weekend
22:17
2002 well let's get started before the
22:23
groom takes off again huh okay
22:26
we are gathered here
22:34
today to join this
22:36
man and this woman in the bonds of holy
22:38
matrimony I've known Monica and Chandler
22:44
for a long time and I cannot imagine two
22:46
people more perfect for each
22:51
other and now
22:55
as I've left my notes in my dressing
22:58
room we shall proceed to the vows
23:01
Monica he took off come on come
23:06
on
23:15
Chandler for so long I I wondered if I
23:17
would ever find my
23:21
prince my
23:23
soulmate then 3 years ago at another
23:25
wedding
23:28
I turned to a friend for
23:29
comfort and instead I found everything
23:31
that I'd ever been looking for my whole
23:34
life and
23:39
now here we
23:42
are with our future before
23:45
us and I only want to spend it with
23:48
you my
23:53
prince my
23:55
soulmate my my
23:57
friend unless you don't want
24:02
to you
24:06
go
24:09
Chandler that's
24:12
okay I thought this was going to be the
24:19
most difficult thing I ever had to
24:21
do but when I saw you walking down that
24:24
aisle I realized how simp it
24:27
was I love
24:31
you any surprises to come our way it's
24:34
okay because I will always love
24:37
you you are the person I was meant to
24:42
spend the rest of my life
24:44
with you want to know if I'm
24:46
sure you may now kiss the bride
24:52
so I guess by the powers vested in Me by
24:59
the state of New York and the internet
25:02
guys I Now pronounce you husband and
25:08
wife oh
25:12
wait do you take each other I do I do
25:14
yeah you
25:18
do brings oh crap okay
25:21
um uh let's do the rings
25:25
we good yeah
25:40
good once again I pronounce you husband
25:42
and wife now kiss her again
25:47
w
25:58
歌词与翻译
[中文]
[音乐]
嘿，发生了什么事，我在我的
门上发现了一张纸条，快来莫妮卡的
香槟和三剑客酒吧
是的，我会拿
那怎么了，莫妮卡和我
订婚了我的
上帝，恭喜她在哪里，我
订婚了，我
订婚了，是的，她一直在外面20
分钟，我很惊讶你在过来的路上没有听到
她的声音，我以为是
只是一个孩子大喊我是同性恋，我是
同性恋，我可以带她进来吗？不，不让她
呆在那里，这很甜蜜，我要
结婚，我要成为
新娘，不，我不会闭嘴，因为我
订婚了哦，大话啊，你为什么不
到这里来对我说这句话，哈
伙计，是的，我的未婚夫会踢你的
屁股，来吧，20号公寓
20号，好吧，你把她带进来，锁上
门，我会在
壁橱里，让我开始庆祝
，我很抱歉，显然我已经打开了
门致
过去好吧呃莫妮卡男人好吧什么
你刚刚看到我可以问你一个小问题吗
为什么今晚
看什么我一生都在等待
订婚，不像某些人我
只计划这样做
一次所以我你知道我也许这是
自私，对此我很抱歉，但我
有点希望今晚只是
关于那个哦，亲爱的，但不是，这是
不是不不，现在是关于你和罗斯
回到一起什么是的嗯你
有点偷了我的
风头好吧呵呵我们没有偷你的
风头因为我们不会一起回来
是的不，而且你知道
没人看到什么是的
那是
真的我发誓我们刚刚亲吻了这只是
一个吻你们
亲吻了这是什么
你们回来了
在一起我可以在你的
婚礼上唱歌吗雷霆被偷了好吧来
在B上没什么事来我们不要小题大做
这只是一次
这根本不重要哦，我的
上帝啊，我不敢相信你们
谈论这个
问题出在
男人和
女人之间的卧室里，钱德勒正在做
他
对我们的婚礼
计划感到非常兴奋，我想很快我们就会
从
莫妮卡婚礼中大幅撤资
资助你告诉她的事情，杰克，我做不到
发生了什么事，你还有
莫妮卡婚礼基金，不是吗？我们有
只是现在我们称之为海滨别墅
我不敢相信你把我的婚礼
基金花在了海滨别墅上，我们很抱歉
亲爱的，但我们只是假设如果你在 30 岁之后结婚
你会付钱
你自己在我23岁时买了
海滩别墅，这意味着你
七年的海滩乐趣，你不能
给那栋房子定价
亲爱的，我真的对此感到难过
虽然当你
和理查德约会时我们又开始存钱了，但后来
见鬼了，所以我们重新装修了
厨房，我开始约会的东西怎么样
钱德勒，是钱德勒，我们没有
认为他会
明确求婚，我在
足够的酒，我不敢相信没有
餐开始时没有开始喝
我的婚礼的钱，如果你父亲没有想到的话，我们可能还有
一些钱
在
互联网上卖冰是个好主意，看起来像这么简单的
想法愚蠢杰克这个词很愚蠢
足够正确我不想听到
它
再祝你好运钱德勒
嘿怎么了
地铁上有人舔了我的脖子舔了我的脖子哦
威利还活着
你们在做什么哦我的妈妈
说他们要运行我们的
订婚公告在当地
报纸上发布，所以他们正在寻找我们的
好照片哦，恐怕
不
存在，那不是真的，他们很棒
我们的照片，不，那真是太棒了
你站在一个人旁边的照片
他会像
这哦天哪，这就是
你和自由女神像在一起的怪物
我不知道那是什么，我只是不能
拍一张好照片，这是一张很棒的照片
是的，我不在其中，但看看我
所有
嘿嘿，你们为什么不去拍
由专业
摄影师拍摄的肖像，我打赌这是一个好主意
他们有一台你
知道的风力机器
就像是的，旁边那很棒
钱德勒看起来不会那么好
愚蠢的杰伊你说好吧，但是
我应该警告你我不会去我
[掌声]
[音乐]
太棒了，太棒了莫妮卡
现在太棒了钱德勒，你想给我们一个
微笑
好吧，对不起，座位不舒服
不，我
是钱德勒，我知道你可以做到这一点
你有一个美丽的微笑，我是的
好吧，也许你没有微笑
让我们尝试别的东西让我们尝试嗯
尝试看起来性感
好吧或者
我不知道让我们尝试看看遥远的
惊奇好吧我们会凝视
我们的未来，我们会考虑我们的
婚姻和未来的日子好吧
钱德勒你的
脸像这张照片一样是怎么回事说
盖勒和非本地人结婚
女人救了溺水者
嘿，别笑他，他是我的
溺水者
就是这样，就这样吧
我喜欢这个，它似乎在说我
爱你，这就是为什么我必须杀掉
你不可能都不好找到那个人
你让你的卧室
眼睛哦，在那里，天啊，那是
我的卧室
眼睛，你为什么要和
我一起睡，你真的想拉那个
线，看看那是一个很棒的微笑，很容易
自然，现在假装我有一个
相机，你在改变它吗，我忍不住
一切都好，好，好，都
对了，你想知道我做什么，当我
拍摄简历时向
借钱是的，好吧，首先你要
让它看起来很自然，好吧
所以这就是我所做的我低头看
低头继续低头然后我看
向上看看现在你尝试低头看
你低头继续低头
为什么你的
鞋上有果冻我吃了
[音乐]
甜甜圈嘿，你在那儿我
你还好吧是的乔伊说我呃我需要
放松所以他给了我
抗组胺药是的然后我
在地铁上睡着了然后一路
去布鲁克林布鲁克林是
远杰勒你认为不不但是
别担心别担心，因为我知道
如何拍照
现在好吧，看看
向下看
向下看
[音乐]
向下钱德勒
是的，大家看看我妈妈发给我的
报纸哦，让我们看看好吧
哦，是的，看起来不错，你们让
非常有吸引力
情侣是的，我们我们在一起看起来很棒
真的
好吧哇想象一下我们的孩子会
看起来像你知道我们不必
想象一下我嫁给了她很好只要看看
[音乐]
那是什么我认为这是一只垂死的猫
游行听起来像是从
穿过
街道哦我的
天哪你知道罗斯
要在我们的婚礼上做的事情，他
昨天和我一起出去玩，他
转向我，他说你是一半
苏格兰人，对吧，没有办法不
成为罗
[音乐]
难以置信，为什么是你的家人
苏格兰人，为什么是你的家人
罗斯，我的意思是，你不能参加我们的婚礼
每个人都会离开我的意思是
只是
噪音，它甚至不是一首
歌曲，仔细听我
认为这是通过冷却
游戏来庆祝
[音乐]
好吧，我觉得像零食你想要吗
一些脆饼，像你一样是苏格兰人
哦，不，谢谢，我不喜欢任何
来自我的苏格兰传统的东西
什么手表只是我的整个家庭被
从苏格兰
经营出来，在我看来，你的
维京人
家庭已经准备好呃重新发现它的
苏格兰根源，你不能演奏袋管
在
婚礼上你怎么知道我们
听到你演奏所有的东西从你
公寓出来的路上，你给
打电话给
警察，这并不重要，对吧
现在重要的是，我们
欣赏这种姿态，但我们不
觉得风笛适合
我们的婚礼，为什么不呢，因为我们讨厌它们
只要给我一个机会为你表演
，然后决定你
想要什么我不会告诉你我要演奏哪首
歌曲，但是呃
让我们说当比赛结束时我打赌
会有一点点
庆祝记住我我还在
[音乐]
学习1 2 3 4
[掌声]
[音乐]
你知道这首歌跟着唱
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
[掌声]
[音乐]
没有
所以
没有，你找到结婚的人了吗
你们没有但是对莫妮卡
部长
打电话想知道我们是否还
在一起，我们永远找不到
任何人，那就让我来做吧乔不不
不，我一直在想，我是
一个演员，所以我不会紧张
在人们面前说话，我不会吐口水
，我也不会盯着看莫妮卡的
胸部，每个人都知道我是一个
屁股
男人，这是真的，是的，最
重要的是不会有像
的陌生人在那里几乎不认识你
那就是我，我发誓我会做得很好
好，而且你知道我爱你们
这真的意味着很多
我可能有点酷，所以我可以做到
是的，你可以做得到，你做不到
没事吧，好吧，我得
开始我的演讲哦，等一下
分钟，互联网部长们仍然可以有
性，正确的想法
性，所以这就是
布鲁克林，好吧，听着，
每个尺码通常只有一件衣服，所以
当他们打开门时，现在散开
这就是你要找的记住的
当你找到裙子时
吹一下这三声尖锐的声音
当你听到它来时爆炸
奔跑吧，哦他们在推
他们在推，别是
宝贝嘿瑞秋来
[音乐]
不不不
它不拥挤
我就是这就是这件衣服噢，我的
上帝，太完美了，对不起，这件被拍了
...
哇，梅根·莫妮卡，你来了，是的，这是
我的裙子
不，是的，你看到我穿着它，
现在你会看到我买它，你
怪胎
，如果不是我，你甚至不会知道这个
地方，你看你不知道
想和我打架，也许我想，我很漂亮
精力充沛，我来了我
来了
好吧，嘿，不，我该怎么办
[音乐]
你在做什么
在做什么，找到
裙子，你找到那条裙子了吗，不，你有
让我离开这里，菲这些
便宜货购物者太疯狂了，我们必须得到
莫妮卡不，你必须握着我的手哦我的
上帝请原谅我
我去吧
[掌声]
去吧，婚礼宴会承办人给我发送了这份
12道开胃菜的清单，我必须
将其缩小到六种食物哦
我莫妮卡告诉过你这个
伟大的乐队叫做摇摆王吗？
我们正在努力为
婚礼演奏，因为你什么时候喜欢摇摆
音乐，因为永远我过去常常
满城听乐队
Chandler Gap
广告，所以你预订了他们吗
打电话我会做你想让我打电话不
我会做的，你只要坚持你的工作
你的工作是什么？方式
这是不可能的，莫妮卡，为什么你只是
选了15个，只有12个哦，是的，我
添加了
三个什么是花生酱
手指
是的，你已经有了它，是的，我们
给你电话簿中的每个人打电话，一群
的人来了，但我们花了
很长时间才把你带到这里，他们有
离开，我们想给你一个大惊喜
一场很棒的淋浴给你带来惊喜，而现在
你也没有被我们毁了
一切都好，等一下，那是
不是真的，你所做的事情真的是
甜蜜，这对
最好，你的意思是，现在我
可以和我唯一真正爱的人一起旋转我的淋浴，我的意思是，我得到
...
所有这些礼物不用
和一群人说话我什至
喜欢惊喜莫妮卡
嘿嘿你知道我是我真的很高兴我们
决定在
婚礼之前不睡在一起哦天啊我
你也知道我在想如果我们
大吵一架然后呃我们分手了几个
小时是的
从技术上来说我们可以再次做爱
你觉得怎么样？霸道和
婚礼很草率
和不成熟，这就是我来
PS我表弟卡西在客人
房间里我们应该好好吃午饭
摆脱强迫症和
尖刻的骗子婚礼又回来了
好吧好吧你在这儿好吗我
想通了，我要拿两桌
八人桌，我要加上你的
父母，我要把他们变成
三桌六人桌，好吧，我称之为
包餐服务，我加了两顿额外的饭菜，我们
很好，是的，他们不会
来了，他们以为
你只是因为我才邀请他们
他们觉得有点不受欢迎哦，那
太糟糕了，这是真的，但太糟糕了妈妈
如果你可以打电话给我妈妈哦乔伊
来吧，看看，告诉她
你真的希望他们在那里
我们不要忘记，这个女人
多年来给你寄了很多烤宽面条，不
她没有，如果其中一些
没能到达，那是她的错
你我该说什么我不
知道，只是呃，只是告诉他们，
邀请函混淆了，或者不不不
归咎于他们讨厌的邮局
邮局和
爱尔兰人，但我不认为你可以将其归咎于他们
，所以
你好耶嗨呃特里亚尼夫人嗨这是
莫妮卡·盖勒是的我只是打电话
说钱德勒和我真的希望
你能参加婚礼是的
显然我们发送的一堆邀请函
没有送达嗯，我
猜
该死的邮局
办公室出了点问题，告诉我吧，是的，美国
邮局不再像我们一样失去了
办公室，它们是什么
爱尔兰语，这是乐队所在的地方，这
是酒吧所在的地方，所有这些钢笔
上面都有人的名字，哦，这里
你是哦，哇，为什么难道我们不带我
，让我手里拿着一个曼哈顿
和可爱的
酒保说话，这些别针不是用来玩的
是
他们好吧，红色的是我的客人，
蓝色的别针是你的，这太悲伤了，我
的意思是我只有10 10个别针，chanler
放松，这不是一场比赛，当然不是一场比赛
剪辑
一个你好嘿哇他们看起来都像
他们玩得很开心不是
他们嘿那么我的父母要去哪里
哦，让我们好好看看如果这是
婚礼大厅然后嗯你的父母会
在
皇后区的家里 他们没有被邀请哦不
那太可怕了他们会被
压垮，为什么他们会认为自己被
邀请了
你找到了我
我乔伊，对不起，我以为父母
会来你知道你的父母会来
来钱德勒的父母来了
罗斯的父母来了
来了罗斯的父母是我的
父母，我们看到鹦鹉
来了，你知道我想我们应该邀请
他们哦，拜托，你只是想要更多蓝色
笔，这太悲伤了，所以我们俩
完成了我们的誓言哦，我们可以读它们
是的，只要我没有听到
预告片，他也没有听到我的
好吧哦
哦哦，那是
美丽有趣的一个那是
好莫妮卡，你愿意嫁给我吗
我什么我不明白哦是的
天哪，这太搞笑了
钱德勒别担心，亲爱的我们会让
你的
更有趣你意识到四个星期了吗
从今天开始我们就要结婚了四
周宝贝四
周你意识到你变得更大声了
每
周 还有很多事情需要
你写下你的誓言吗，但我
想我只是买那些我想要的帕特
买一个
誓言亲爱的，你知道我在
幽默感，好吧，所以你写了
婚礼上没有
你的誓言了吗，但我确切地知道我是什么
会说你是否恰好知道
我要做什么
说我们现在就做吧，好吧
不难，只要说出你的心里话
看看她吧，她一定爱我
超过我爱她
我怎么了，哦，别打开那扇
门，我可以从这里拿走
谢谢亲爱的
亲爱的，对不起，我有点
迟到了，现在可能对此感到困惑，但你
不会是阵亡将士纪念日周末
2002年，让我们在
新郎再次起飞之前开始吧，好吧
今天我们聚集在这里
，加入这个
男人和这个女人的神圣
婚姻关系我认识莫妮卡和钱德勒
很长时间了，我无法想象两个
人更适合彼此
，现在
，因为我把笔记留在了更衣室
，我们将继续宣誓
他带走的莫妮卡来吧
来
钱德勒这么久，我想知道我
是否会找到我的
我的王子
灵魂伴侣，三年前在另一场
婚礼上
我向朋友寻求
安慰，结果我找到了
我一生
一生一直在寻找的一切，
现在在这里，我们
的未来摆在
我们面前，我只想和
你我的
王子我的
灵魂伴侣我的
朋友一起度过，除非你不想
给你
去
钱德勒，
好吧，我以为这将是
我曾经
做的最困难的事情，但当我看到你走在
过道上时，我意识到这有多简单
我爱
你给我们带来任何惊喜，
好吧，因为我永远爱
你是我注定要
与你共度余生
的人，想知道我是否
确定你现在可以亲吻新娘
所以我想，根据
纽约州和互联网赋予我的权力
伙计们，我现在宣布你们为丈夫和
妻子哦
等等，你们互相接纳吗我愿意我愿意
是的，你
确实带来了哦废话，好吧
嗯嗯，让我们敲响戒指
我们很好，是的
再次好我宣布你是丈夫
，妻子现在再次亲吻她
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重点词汇
开始练习
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engaged /ɪnˈɡeɪdʒd/ B1 |
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wedding /ˈwɛdɪŋ/ B1 |
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fiancé /fiˈɑːn.seɪ/ B2 |
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bride /braɪd/ B1 |
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groom /ɡruːm/ B1 |
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marriage /ˈmærɪdʒ/ B1 |
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celebration /ˌsɛlɪˈbreɪʃən/ B2 |
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invitation /ˌɪnvɪˈteɪʃən/ B1 |
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vow /vaʊ/ B2 |
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proposal /prəˈpoʊzəl/ B2 |
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apartment /əˈpɑːrtmənt/ A2 |
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cater /ˈkeɪtər/ B2 |
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photographer /fəˈtɒɡrəfər/ B2 |
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venue /ˈvɛnjuː/ B2 |
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gesture /ˈdʒɛstʃər/ C1 |
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pretend /prɪˈtɛnd/ B1 |
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stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A2 |
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remember /rɪˈmɛm.bɚ/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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I found a note on my door.
➔ 过去式
➔ 动词 ""found"" 用过去式，表示已完成的过去动作。
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I'm engaged, yeah she's been out there for 20 minutes.
➔ 现在完成进行时 (has been + 动词-ing)
➔ "has been out there for 20 minutes" 使用现在完成进行时，强调一个正在进行的状态的持续时间。
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Can I bring her in? No, no, let her stay out there.
➔ 情态动词 + 动词原形 (can, let)
➔ "can" 用于请求许可，"let" 用于下命令，后面直接接动词原形。
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We’ve been planning on doing this once.
➔ 现在完成进行时 + 介词 "on"
➔ "We've been planning" 为现在完成进行时，介词 "on" 将其与 "doing this" 关联。
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If we had more money, we could afford a bigger wedding.
➔ 第二条件句 (if + 过去完成时, could + 动词原形)
➔ "If we had more money" 使用过去完成时表达一种不真实的现在情境，“could afford” 表示可能的结果。
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I don’t want to hear about it anymore.
➔ 否定动词 + 不定式 (不想 + 动词)
➔ "want" 后接不定式 "to hear"，否定词 "don’t" 表示不想。
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I’m sorry, apparently I’ve opened the door to the past.
➔ 现在完成时 (have + 过去分词) + 副词 "apparently"
➔ "I’ve opened" 为现在完成时，表示对现在有影响的动作；“apparently” 表示说话人的推断。
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Let’s try something else; let’s try a look of far‑off wonderment.
➔ 用 "let’s" 的祈使句 + 不定式（提议）
➔ "Let’s" 是 "let us" 的缩写，起到一种柔和的祈使作用，邀请说话者和听者一起行动。
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By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
➔ 正式/法律用语的被动语态 (powers vested in)
➔ "powers vested in me" 使用过去分词 “vested” 构成被动语态，意为“赋予我的权力”。
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