hey oh good you're here uh thieves
00:00
listen uh sit down I got something I
00:03
want to say all
00:06
right
00:11
um know it's a Scary World out there
00:13
especially for a single mom you know now
00:17
always felt that you and I have a
00:21
special
00:23
bond
00:24
so phei buet will you marry
00:27
me oh my
00:34
God Joey hell yeah I'll marry
00:38
you you can't marry him hey lady your
00:42
day is over it's my
00:45
turn Phi wad why can't you marry me I
00:48
can and I
00:51
will she's not pregnant it's Rachel
00:53
Rachel's the one who's pregnant okay oh
00:57
my God
00:59
hey baby I think you would notice when
01:01
you didn't have a baby in 9 months it's
01:02
[Music]
01:11
Joey okay then what
01:14
happened oh
01:16
oh uh-huh
01:19
uh-huh you'll get your
01:22
turn hey Phoenix what's going on nothing
01:24
this is not over
01:28
[Music]
01:29
put your 20 bucks down okay first one to
01:32
find the tasty treat wins okay mhm all
01:34
right let's get the contestants out of
01:38
their isolation
01:39
booths and they're
01:42
off get your F off my contestant judge
01:44
judge rules no violation
01:48
oh hey guys yeah hey you know what it's
01:51
so weird to say this but I just had a
01:56
great date with Janice what are you
01:58
serious yeah I opened up to her about
02:01
all the terrible stuff that's been
02:04
happening to me I mean I talked for
02:05
hours it is amazing to have someone give
02:08
you such such focused attention you
02:11
don't need Janice for that you've got us
02:14
and the duck gets a another butter
02:17
no hey hey that's not autter butter
02:19
that's just an old wanton oh judge rules
02:22
Nutter butter a tough call yeah
02:24
so how is this our big double date
02:29
tonight oh my
02:33
God great just the reaction I was hoping
02:37
for ah yeah so you uh you found someone
02:40
for me you didn't forget of course not
02:43
and you are going to love Mary Ellen
02:46
she's really smart and cute and funny
02:47
and I can't tell you how I know this but
02:50
she is not opposed to
02:53
threesim yeah so tell me something about
02:58
my guy
03:01
no come on give me something what's his
03:04
name Mike Mike yeah okay what's his last
03:08
name damn it is there no mystery left in
03:12
Romance
03:14
anymore all right we'll see you and Mike
03:16
at the restaurant in a couple hours all
03:18
right great all right see you
03:20
byebye why did I have to say Mike I
03:23
don't know Mike why couldn't I said
03:26
there's no guys in
03:31
there hey look I know you've been really
03:35
depressed lately so I've brought someone
03:38
over to cheer you up right outside this
03:40
store is a real live furry Playmate no
03:43
I'm not sleeping with your friend Jane
03:45
[Laughter]
03:47
again hey a dog oh hi who you got to
03:52
admit looks a lot like Jane
03:57
this is the happiest dog in the world I
04:00
borrowed him from my friend Wendy so you
04:03
can keep him till he cheers you up and
04:05
he will cheer you up thanks so much fee
04:07
we are going to have so much fun yes we
04:09
are oh not that kind of
04:11
fun I haven't done any of the things I
04:14
wanted to do by the time I was 31 like
04:17
what like okay I I I haven't met any
04:19
Portuguese people I I haven't had the
04:22
perfect kiss and I haven't been to
04:25
sniper School
04:27
THS wait up listen
04:31
uh close your
04:34
eyes maybe that's one thing you can
04:48
cross off your
04:50
list oh yeah hey everybody Happy
04:53
Thanksgiving hey Happy Thanksgiving
04:56
peeps what's going on Joe I I I I need a
04:58
good lie oh okay how about the whole man
05:01
walking on the moon thing you
05:05
know you can you can see the strings
05:08
people no no no no I need a good lie to
05:12
explain why I wasn't at a work thing
05:14
today oh honey you stink it line well I
05:16
do not oh really okay let me ask you
05:19
something yesterday at the coffee house
05:21
I went to the bathroom and when I came
05:23
back my muffin was gone who took
05:25
it somebody opened the door to the
05:27
coffee house and a raccoon came running
05:30
in and went straight for your muff and I
05:33
said hey don't eat that that's phoe and
05:34
he
05:36
said he said Joey you stink at lion what
05:39
am I going to do don't worry don't worry
05:43
we'll come up with a good lie I'll help
05:45
you practice it oh great that'd be great
05:46
thank you sure what what was the work
05:48
thing uh pick up Grandma at the airport
05:50
oh man I mean I I really shouldn't say I
05:55
mean I'm I'm really not supposed to
05:59
fine it's a
06:02
Humdinger and it's really too bad that
06:05
you can't tell me somebody likes
06:07
you is it
06:13
Chandler no well then tell him to stop
06:16
staring it's
06:20
Joey really
06:22
Joey you don't
06:24
say is it something you'd be interested
06:26
in I don't know I don't know I don't
06:29
know you know I mean on the one hand
06:31
mother may
06:35
I but you know on the other
06:37
hand
06:41
no no I can't we're friends no oh no I
06:43
don't want to risk what we have I guess
06:47
that's makes sense yeah so you think
06:49
you're going to talk to him sure yeah I
06:53
mean it's Joey I don't want him to get
06:55
hurt
06:57
well I must say I am on fire first
06:59
Chandler now
07:01
Joey not Chandler just
07:03
Joey
07:06
sure hey well what's up um Joey I
07:08
know
07:14
what I know
07:17
what I know about your
07:21
feelings oh my God you do yes and I'm
07:25
sorry and I I know things worked out for
07:28
Chandler and Monica but that's very rare
07:30
I know I know and this is so much more
07:32
complicated than than it was for those
07:35
guys I mean it's Rachel for God's
07:37
sakes for God's sakes it's
07:41
Rachel I know I know and she's not only
07:45
my friend she she's my pregnant friend
07:48
she's my pregnant friend who's Ross's ex
07:51
yeah that's
07:54
Rachel beat me over the head with it
07:55
what am I going to do you know I and I
08:00
keep I keep trying to get rid of these
08:02
feelings you know I I stayed up all last
08:04
night and made a list of everything I
08:06
don't like about her you want to hear it
08:08
yeah she made me switch to light
08:13
mail that's it that's all I got and you
08:17
know what tastes the same and my pants
08:20
fit
08:22
better Joey I think you're just getting
08:24
upset for nothing this is probably just
08:26
a crush
08:28
you think absolutely you know you get
08:30
this Rush of feelings but then it goes
08:33
away yeah just a crush that's all this
08:34
is It's a crush I'm Joey I don't get
08:38
deep feelings that's right here you go
08:41
yeah crushes happen all the time I know
08:44
I've had them for all you guys well
08:46
except for Ross and
08:48
Chandler and I'm sure you've had them
08:51
for us not
08:53
really I throw me a bone here
08:56
heyy hey what are you doing here well I
09:02
I thought a lot about what you said and
09:06
um I realized maybe I was a little
09:08
judgmental yeah oh but oh baby remember
09:11
hey they're just fulfilling their
09:16
Christmas Destiny sure
09:19
yes
09:21
okay yikes that one doesn't look very
09:23
fulfilled oh that's uh that's one of the
09:26
old ones he's just taking it to the back
09:28
you keep the old ones in the back that
09:31
is so
09:33
agist but we have to make room for the
09:36
fresh ones so what happens to the old
09:38
guys well they go into the
09:40
chipper why have a feeling that's not as
09:43
happy as it
09:46
[Music]
09:50
[Applause]
09:51
sounds hey
09:58
hey you here come here here okay you're
10:00
going to take this tray you're going to
10:04
stand on this yellow Mark you're going
10:05
to move on action you're going to walk
10:06
over to the operating table you're going
10:08
to stop on that blue Mark you're going
10:09
to put the tray down don't walk too fast
10:10
but don't
10:13
dawle okay now
10:15
what
10:18
and
10:21
action cut cut I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm
10:27
sorry I'm just a little nervous yeah
10:30
well don't be okay that
10:32
helps
10:36
and
10:38
action hey you know what don't worry
10:43
about it usually takes me three takes
10:45
two all right
10:47
eight action
10:54
[Music]
11:14
hey hey so what he say uh well he can be
11:17
a little rough around the edges so I'm
11:21
going to replace a word he used a lot
11:23
with the word puppy
11:26
okay so he said if your puppy friend
11:29
doesn't get her puppy act together I am
11:32
going to fire her mother puppy
11:35
ass I'm sorry I can't do this I'm just
11:38
not an actor that's right you're not
11:40
you're a nurse You're nurse with Trey
11:43
Joey no no nurse with Trey doesn't know
11:46
Joey she doesn't have time for friends
11:48
she gets in that operating room and she
11:50
carries that tra of the doctor because
11:52
if she doesn't people die who
11:54
dies man with I ey patch can you get in
11:57
there and you do your job yes doctor
12:01
okay okay let's try this one more time
12:05
hang in there man with ey patch your
12:09
tray is
12:11
coming
12:14
and
12:16
action yes I did it I nailed it w what's
12:22
next the rest of the
12:27
scene okay from the top
12:31
people
12:40
hey first uh what are you doing here
12:42
I've been trying to call
12:46
you listen um oh no no no don't say
12:47
listen I know that listen I've said that
12:50
listen I'm sorry I don't get it what
12:54
happened what about everything you said
12:58
under the
13:00
bridge yeah
13:01
um you know you should just forget about
13:04
what I said under the bridge I was
13:07
talking crazy that night I was so
13:08
drunk you don't drink that's right I
13:12
don't but I was I was drunk on
13:16
you Earth but okay yeah so it's not
13:20
going to
13:22
work why is it because I'm friends with
13:23
Phoebe if it was would you did you stop
13:27
hanging out with
13:29
her no no I I couldn't do that um then
13:32
yeah it's cuz of
13:38
Phoebe so you know it's either her or
13:40
me then uh then I'm
13:44
sorry you
13:52
know you're going to be really really
13:53
hard to get over I know
13:56
[Laughter]
13:59
I don't know whether it's just CU we're
14:05
breaking up or what but you have never
14:07
looked so
14:10
beautiful really
14:11
feev
14:44
yeah
14:48
hi it's the honey moon oh incredible oh
14:51
champagne candle at dinners Moonlight
14:56
walk on the beach it was so romantic so
14:58
where is Mike oh he's at the doctor he
15:02
didn't poop the whole time we were
15:04
there well anyway I'm glad you're back I
15:07
really need your help oh why what's up
15:09
well I have an audition for this play
15:11
and for some of it I have to speak
15:12
French which according to my resume I'm
15:14
fluent in Joey you shouldn't lie on your
15:16
resume yeah you really shouldn't by the
15:20
way how is that year-long dig in
15:23
Cairo he's okay
15:26
I did not know you spoke
15:30
French you're so
15:36
sexy well so will you help me I really
15:38
want to be in this play
15:40
sure I'm seriously stoping I'm going to
15:44
jump on you honey you stink it line well
15:46
I do not oh really okay let me ask you
15:48
something yesterday at the coffee house
15:50
I went to the bathroom and when I came
15:53
back my muffin was gone who took
15:54
it somebody open open the door to the
15:57
coffee house and a raccoon came running
15:59
in and went straight for your muffin I
16:02
said hey don't eat that that's Phoebe's
16:04
and he
16:06
said he said Joey you stink at lion what
16:09
am I going to do don't worry don't wor
16:12
we'll come up with a good lie I'll help
16:15
you practice it oh great that'd be great
16:16
thank you sure what what was the work
16:18
thing uh pick up Grandma at the airport
16:20
oh man
16:24
[Music]
16:28
the producer from days left a message on
16:32
my machine asking why I wasn't at the
16:34
parade they said everybody's really
16:35
pissed off at me and they all got to
16:37
meet
16:38
Santa it's okay I thought of the perfect
16:41
lie for you it's easy to remember and it
16:43
doesn't invite a lot of questions you
16:46
weren't at the parade because you had a
16:48
family
16:50
emergency oh I like that yeah wasn't at
16:51
the parade because I had a family
16:55
emergency oh what happened uh my
16:57
sister's Raccoon came nothing with a
17:00
raccoon all right it's a uh it's a
17:03
welcome home sign for the baby how sweet
17:06
oh is that the baby no I sat in a
17:09
paint hey so did you talk to Rachel no
17:14
and uh I'm not going to what why not
17:19
because she just going to shoot me down
17:22
you guys saw what happened with Gunther
17:24
that did not look like fun how can you
17:25
compare yourself to Gunther
17:27
I mean sure he's sexy in a more obvious
17:29
way
17:32
but you have a relationship with her you
17:34
slept together last night yeah and she
17:36
still wants to go it's pretty clear
17:38
where she is yeah I know what you mean I
17:41
mean sometimes um Joe damn it happy
17:44
Valentine's Day H you too Hey so uh
17:47
how's it going living over at Ross's
17:50
it's good except he makes us watch the
17:52
Discovery Channel all day
17:54
long did you know that something really
17:57
boring happened to someone really ugly
17:59
in the Middle
18:01
Ages oh thank you I'll see you guys
18:03
later okay bye
18:05
bye one lucky to go cup of
18:10
coffee honey I wish you would get over
18:14
her I hate seeing you like this is there
18:17
anything I can do for you do you want to
18:20
look down my
18:22
top thanks I maybe
18:24
later oh dther could I get a scone do
18:27
you want anything you don't know what I
18:30
want I want a lot of things I want to be
18:32
with the woman I love on Valentine's Day
18:34
and I want her to love me back and I
18:37
want just one moment of relief from the
18:39
gut-wrenching pain of knowing that
18:41
that's never going to
18:43
happen we have red
18:45
Bagels
18:49
okay hey hey I was just going to get
18:53
something to eat you want something what
18:56
you got
18:57
okay let's see we got strained peas
18:59
strained carrots ooh strained plums we
19:01
haven't tried that yet
19:04
goody
19:06
thanks so how is it living with Rachel
19:09
again I mean apart from the great
19:12
food I'm fine I'm fine it's just it's
19:15
just weird what's happening with her and
19:18
Ross you know yesterday he asked me to
19:19
fix them up with somebody oh my God
19:21
Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her
19:23
too why are they doing this I don't know
19:25
so perfect perfect for each other it's
19:28
crazy you know what's crazy these jars
19:29
what is it like two bites in
19:33
here I just wish they'd realize they
19:38
should be together I know I know and
19:40
when they move back in together I figure
19:42
you know that's where things were had it
19:43
I know they should be a family they
19:45
should get married and have more
19:47
children yes and they should name one of
19:48
their kids
19:50
Joey hey I may not have kids someone's
19:52
going to carry on the family name
19:54
you know what maybe once they start
19:59
dating and they see what's out there
20:01
they'll realize how good they are for
20:02
each other yeah because it is slim
20:04
pickings you know I had this date last
20:07
night y but we should probably keep it
20:09
down she's still in the
20:12
bedroom so what are we going to do were
20:16
we just going to go ahead and set them
20:18
up with people I know that just pushes
20:19
them further and further apart
20:21
yeah oh I know what we can do we could
20:23
set Ross and Rachel up on horrible dates
20:26
so that they'll realize how good they
20:28
are together ooh that's a great plan
20:30
yeah you know what the best part of it
20:33
is I get to do my plan
20:34
[Laughter]
20:35
laugh that's a loud but don't want to
20:43
wake up
20:45
UHS what's wrong with PBS oh what's
20:52
right with
20:55
them why don't you you like PBS feeds
20:57
okay cuz right after my mom killed
20:59
herself I was just in this really bad
21:01
place you know
21:03
personally
21:04
so I just thought that it would make me
21:06
feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street
21:08
cuz they were so nice when I was a
21:10
little
21:11
kid no one ever wrote back well you know
21:12
a lot of those Muppets don't have
21:16
thumbs all I got was a lousy keychain
21:19
and by that time I was living in a box I
21:22
didn't have
21:25
keys I'm sorry Fe I just you know I just
21:26
wanted to do a good deed like like you
21:29
did with the babies this isn't a good
21:31
deed you just want to get on TV this is
21:33
totally selfish whoa whoa whoa what
21:35
about you having those babies for your
21:39
brother talk about
21:41
selfish what what are you talking about
21:44
well yeah it was a really nice thing and
21:46
all but it made you feel really good
21:48
right yeah so well it made you feel good
21:50
so that makes it selfish look there's no
21:52
unselfish Good Deeds sorry yes there are
21:56
there are totally Good Deeds that are
21:59
selfless well may I ask for one example
22:01
yeah it's you know there's no you may
22:04
not that's because all people are
22:10
selfish are you calling me selfish are
22:12
you calling you
22:15
people yeah sorry to burst that bubble
22:19
theves but selfless Good Deeds don't
22:21
exist okay and you know the deal on
22:24
Santa Claus right I'm going to find a
22:26
selfless Good Deed I'm going to beat you
22:29
you Evil
22:31
Genius Joey listen I can't do this it
22:33
doesn't make any sense yesterday I was a
22:36
nurse and today I'm a waitress at a cafe
22:38
oh no well sometimes we use the same
22:41
extras for different parts that's okay
22:43
well it's not okay because I gave a very
22:45
memorable performance as the nurse and
22:47
now suddenly I'm the waitress that's
22:50
going to confuse my
22:52
fans um uh maybe
22:55
you are a nurse but you Moonlight as a
22:58
waitress
23:04
oh
23:06
uh-huh because I'm a single mother
23:07
supporting my two
23:10
children nice
23:11
yeah wait a minute Dr Drake raore and I
23:14
work at the same Hospital wouldn't I
23:18
come over to say hi to him no no see uh
23:20
you and Drake are having a fight about
23:23
what he slept with you and then never
23:26
called
23:29
you and I just wanted a new Daddy for
23:31
Davey and Becky
23:33
oh okay okay from the top
23:37
and action so surprised you agreed to
23:41
have lunch with me I'm surprised too but
23:45
yet here I
23:47
am cut
23:49
cut what what what are you doing yeah
23:52
well I'm very angry at him because he
23:55
slept with me and never called me back
23:57
me too me
23:59
too oh calm down she means on the show
24:01
we need some new extras around
24:05
here please don't fire my friend Ju Just
24:09
let me talk to her okay okay but this is
24:11
her last chance thank you thank you how
24:13
about I do something for you tomorrow uh
24:16
bring your hat cover up the
24:18
bald hey uh listen peeps I I was just
24:24
talking to the director and he was
24:28
thinking maybe this time you don't hit
24:29
Drake you just wait on the tables I
24:31
can't do that I'm an actor I have a
24:34
process you're a masseuse you have a
24:36
table with a hole in
24:37
it wait a minute I see what's happening
24:41
here you're threatened well yeah I'm so
24:43
good in the scene that I'm stealing
24:46
Focus from you well rise to the
24:47
challenge triani cuz I just rais the bar
24:50
come join me up here
24:52
yeah you can fire her but I would call
24:59
security she won't go
25:00
[Music]
25:03
easy I know you botched that operation
25:05
on purpose I can't prove it yet but when
25:07
I do you'll be going to jail for murder
25:10
I don't care if you are my brother I'm
25:13
not your
25:16
brother what about my children Drake huh
25:17
no no
25:20
[Applause]
25:25
no God
25:26
H thanks listen um I need to ask you
25:30
something okay you know how my stepdad's
25:33
in
25:35
prison yeah well um listen he was
25:37
supposed to get a weekend Furlow so he
25:39
could come to the wedding tomorrow but
25:41
he just called and um well apparently
25:43
stabbing Iceman in the exercise yard
25:46
just couldn't wait till
25:48
Monday so he can't come no And so
25:50
there's no one to walk me down the aisle
25:53
and um well I would just really love it
25:55
if you would do
25:58
it seriously yeah you've you know sort
26:00
of been like a dad to
26:03
me I mean you've always you know looked
26:06
out for me and shared your
26:08
wisdom I am pretty
26:12
wisdomous so what do you say are you
26:16
kidding
26:19
Phoebe I would be
26:20
honored oh thank
26:23
you I hope
26:26
I hope you know how much you mean to
26:30
me listen I
26:32
hope hope that you
26:34
know I don't want you to see your father
26:39
cry go to your room oh I know what we
26:41
can do we could set Ross and Rachel up
26:44
on horrible dates so that they'll
26:46
realize how good they are together ooh
26:47
that's a great plan yeah you know what
26:50
the best part of it is I get to do my
26:52
plan laugh
26:54
[Laughter]
26:57
that's all loud we don't want to wake up
27:02
[Applause]
27:09
uh the First Dates we've had in months
27:13
and they were both such
27:16
disasters huh you know it is weird that
27:18
Phoebe would set me up on a date that
27:23
was awful on the same night night the
27:25
Joey set you up on a date that didn't
27:28
even
27:30
show wait a minute
27:31
you you don't think it it was
27:34
intentional I mean that's just stupid
27:37
we're
27:40
Geniuses look at them look at them
27:43
they're really bonding oh yeah they're
27:45
falling in love all over
27:46
again oh they see us oh they they look
27:50
mad oh they figured it out they're
27:54
coming this way run where
27:57
Mexico oh here it is oh Joey why did you
28:00
sign it son of a
28:04
I didn't do that who would have
28:08
done that son of a okay maybe ask
28:10
this
28:13
guy you get out of my shop what what did
28:14
he do he went out with my wife
28:18
Joey well I I hey I did not go out with
28:21
your wife okay I I went out with her
28:24
that's my wife
28:27
wife get
28:28
out well we should go yeah this kiss
28:33
thing is definitely a problem Mr batty
28:36
wants to see it again on Monday man I
28:38
got to figure out what I'm doing wrong
28:40
oh okay uh one of you girls come over
28:43
here and kiss me get
28:45
it hey come on I need your help here all
28:47
right I'll do it I've kissed him before
28:50
I can do it
28:52
again see this huh this is a friend
28:53
uh-huh let's go
28:57
wa I have gun
28:59
oh
29:01
okay good very good firm but tender I'd
29:10
recommend you to a
29:14
friend then I don't know what it is
29:16
what's the problem you know maybe you're
29:19
just not used to kissing men you know
29:21
maybe you just tensed up a little bit
29:22
maybe that's what you need to work on
29:24
yeah that makes sense
29:27
Over My Dead
29:34
Body jel
29:36
CLA blue
29:40
no okay maybe if we just break it down
29:43
okay let's just let's try it one
29:47
syllable at a time okay so repeat after
29:48
me m m pel pel great okay faster
29:53
pel it's too hard I can't teach you what
30:05
are you doing I I have to go before I
30:08
put your head through a wall no no don't
30:10
go I need you my is
30:12
[Music]
30:18
tomorrow did Rachel find you no why oh
30:23
she was looking for you oh well I guess
30:28
I'll catch up with her
30:31
later well she really want to talk to
30:32
you now yeah it uh seem pretty
30:35
important oh
30:40
no
30:41
what I think I might know what this is
30:43
about
30:48
really yeah uh uh we promised we were
30:50
going to tell anybody this but
30:54
uh a about a month
30:56
ago Rachel and I slept
30:58
together
31:01
and well I thought you'd be a little
31:06
more shocked uh oh sorry
31:09
and well we we said we'd just do it that
31:16
one time but but now I I think she may
31:20
want to start things up again yeah I
31:23
don't think that's what it is
31:26
phoe's not here is she no oh great did
31:28
you get a
31:31
[Laughter]
31:32
movie
31:37
uh yeah yeah but uh I don't think it's
31:38
the kind you're going to
31:43
like you didn't get more movies that are
31:44
going to have us reaching for the
31:47
tissues all night did
31:48
you sort of
31:54
[Applause]
31:57
guys what's going on
31:58
h bab's a porn
32:01
star what you talking about here Phoebe
32:04
buet in bouet the vampire
32:09
layer my God that's pH where did you get
32:15
that well down at the adult video place
32:17
on bleer and and I saw Joey was about to
32:19
go in so I ran in ahead of him to to
32:23
surprise him and and then then I
32:26
pretended that I didn't know he was in
32:29
there wow I mean I just can't I can't
32:36
believe this you know I mean you think
32:38
you know someone even even Phoebe who's
32:41
always been somewhat of a question
32:43
mark this is so
32:46
bizarre I guess it kind of makes sense
32:48
though she you know she had such a
32:50
terrible childhood I had a terrible
32:51
childhood and I don't do
32:53
porn yes but your dead
32:56
inside all right well I better take that
32:58
back why why I can't watch that I mean
33:01
that's
33:04
Phoebe yeah you're right we can't we
33:05
shouldn't watch this absolutely not that
33:07
goes
33:09
back you know maybe a little bit how was
33:10
just the first
33:12
half hey no this is wrong you guys pho's
33:13
our friend well I'm not going to watch
33:16
it yeah good for you Joe
33:18
ah I thought I'd find you here Nas
33:35
forat buet are you going to plunge your
33:39
steak into my Dark Places actually I was
33:42
kind of hoping it would be the other way
33:46
[Music]
33:48
around hold on a second what is that on
33:51
her ankle her ankle is what you're
33:53
watching well it's hard to
33:56
tell oh God she would just stop
33:59
moving just doing her
34:02
job you sick
34:05
bastards oh it's a tattoo that's weird
34:08
phoe oh wait that's Ursula that's a
34:11
Phoebe that is
34:15
Ursula I can watch that rewind it rewind
34:18
it hey oh what's up oh my God what am I
34:22
doing
34:26
[Music]
34:28
we're going to find love
34:30
definitely yeah I'm pretty confident
34:33
about
34:35
that that's what makes it so easy for me
34:36
to be 80% happy for Monica and
34:38
Chandler it'd be nice to have a
34:41
guarantee though what do you mean well
34:43
you know some people make deals with a
34:46
friend like if neither of them are
34:48
married by the time they're 40 they
34:50
marry each other M you mean a backup
34:52
yeah exactly yeah yeah I've got that
34:54
you do mhm who Joey
34:58
Joey yeah are you serious yeah I locked
35:02
him in years
35:06
ago wait so if neither of you were
35:09
married by the time you're 40 you're
35:12
going to marry Joey yeah we shook on
35:14
it yeah but believe me that is not how
35:16
he wanted to seal the
35:19
deal oh seriously oh yeah I think his
35:22
exact words were
35:25
Charming he's just a
35:30
backup hey guys hey sweetie ready to go
35:32
yeah sure oh I left my purse up at
35:36
Monica's I'll be right back wait a
35:38
minute
35:39
on
35:42
ooh that one kept
35:47
going so you and Phoebe huh how long you
35:54
been going out over a month wow maybe uh
35:57
maybe you and I ought to get to know
36:00
each other a little better sure I'd like
36:01
that yeah so
36:03
uh what's your
36:06
name it's Jake Joey Hey Jake uh do you
36:10
like the Knicks yeah big fan me too
36:14
there's a game on Tuesday you want to go
36:17
yeah that'd be great let me make sure
36:20
I'm not doing anything Tuesday
36:21
PE Hey listen you know how uh when
36:29
you're wearing pants and you lean
36:33
forward I check out your underwear
36:35
yeah well when Jake did it I saw that he
36:38
was wearing women's underwear I know
36:43
they were
36:45
mine
36:47
oh no no wait that's
36:49
weird no it's not we were just goofing
36:52
around and I dared him to try them on
36:55
that's weird I'm wearing his briefs
36:57
right now that's kind of
36:59
hot I think so too and that little flap
37:02
great for holding my
37:06
lipstick yeah I wouldn't know about
37:12
that and you know Jake says that women's
37:16
underwear is actually more comfortable
37:19
and he loves the way the silk feels
37:21
against his skin yeah well next thing
37:23
you know it be telling you that your
37:25
high heels are good for his posture
37:26
there is nothing wrong with Jake okay he
37:29
is all man I'm thinking even more than
37:31
you oh yeah you look like a real
37:34
Lumberjack in those pink
37:35
laces I'm just saying that only a man
37:39
completely secure with his masculinity
37:42
could walk around in women's underwear I
37:44
don't think you could ever do that hey I
37:46
am secure with my masculinity okay
37:47
whatever you've seen my huge stack of
37:50
porn right
37:52
[Applause]
38:25
[Music]
38:26
[Applause]
38:27
hey fees
38:36
hey check it
38:39
out
38:42
[Applause]
38:43
huh how much of a man am I wow nice
38:46
manly and also kind of a
38:51
you know I'm beginning to see what
38:54
Jake was talking about the silk feels
38:57
really good yeah and and things aren't
39:00
as smashed down as I thought they were
39:03
going to be it's great Joe yeah and you
39:06
have so many more choices than you do
39:08
with men's underwear bikini French cut
39:10
thong and and the Fabrics you got cotton
39:12
silk lace and you know what I've always
39:15
wondered about panty hes you know the
39:17
way they start your toe and then they go
39:21
all the way up to you
39:23
I should go take these off shouldn't I I
39:28
think it's important that you
39:30
do feel better yeah
39:35
much listen uh not that I'm you insecure
39:39
about my manhood or anything you know
39:43
but uh I think I need to hook up with a
39:46
woman like right now yeah I understand
39:48
yeah okay
39:51
hey hi hi you know you look familiar do
39:58
I know you from somewhere I don't think
40:01
so oh maybe it's because I'm on
40:04
television I'm an actor on Days of Our
40:08
Lives wow really mhm 450 please oh let
40:10
me get
40:14
this EAS it for
40:26
you well if we learned one thing today
40:29
cheese it's that cheerleaders and high
40:32
explosives don't
40:34
mix you couldn't play that again Mac
40:37
well I couldn't have done it without you
40:40
buddy you're a genius oh yeah well then
40:41
how come I can't get my VCR to stop
40:44
linking
40:47
[Laughter]
40:48
[Music]
40:50
12:00 so what do you guys think
40:54
hold on please Joe it's your mom mom
41:05
momy ni W so what did you
41:08
think
41:11
well that was um okay it wasn't the best
41:13
that was one of the worst things
41:17
ever and not just on
41:21
TV what are we going to tell him well
41:23
the the lighting was okay oh no you
41:25
don't you got lighting last time
41:27
lighting is mine I have costumes oh
41:29
great that means I'm stuck with so we
41:32
were watching you in there and you were
41:34
sitting right here
41:36
whoa hi hi hi yeah hi I'm um Phoebe buet
41:38
and I have babies coming out of me okay
41:43
have you started having attractions not
41:46
yet um I heard they really hurt do they
41:48
hurt well oh my
41:51
God and now which of you is the father
41:54
um no none of that mother father the
41:56
father is my
41:58
brother okay okay I'm so going to miss
42:00
watching you freak people out like that
42:03
okay uh beach look look this is for the
42:06
babies to look at someday so is is there
42:08
anything you want to say you know before
42:11
it all starts oh okay um hi kids um it's
42:12
me a
42:16
phibe can't wait to see you please don't
42:17
hurt
42:20
me hey what took you guys so long your
42:23
cab left when I
42:26
did we had to go back cuz I forgot my
42:31
jacket that's
42:33
right you're not wearing a
42:39
jacket oh man I did it
42:41
again okay so um we have someone has to
42:44
call Frank and Alice and then my mom
42:47
might Joey what are you doing I got to
42:49
get the before shot
42:51
hello hey where the hell have you been
42:59
hey I spent the night out I met this
43:02
cute bridesmaid she is so I I don't want
43:05
to hear about her a fees you know you're
43:08
still my number one
43:11
girl no no we have an emergency okay
43:13
Rachel's coming to London oh
43:16
great it's not great no she's coming to
43:19
tell Ross that she loves him but he
43:22
loves Emily I know that
43:24
you have to stop her she's going to ruin
43:28
the wedding
43:30
okay okay so that I've done my part okay
43:32
it's your responsibility now the burden
43:35
is off me right right so tell me about
43:37
this
43:41
girl hey have you seen Monica I'm not
43:45
seeing
43:48
Monica what
43:53
what look we we got to find her Phoebe
43:55
just called Rachel's coming to tell Ross
43:57
she loves him oh my God I know that's
43:59
why we got to find Monica do you know
44:01
where she is no okay what's with the
44:02
third degree why you shine a light my
44:04
eyes this is nice I
44:05
know you need both hands for that yeah I
44:17
kind of do yeah well how's this
44:19
[Applause]
44:26
oh look at you too holding hands is this
44:37
getting
44:41
serious I you know have you not talked
44:43
about it
44:46
yet am I making you
44:48
uncomfortable if you were bigger you'd
44:51
hit me huh
44:53
sorry I'm sorry it's obviously way too
45:00
early for us to be having that
45:02
conversation is it maybe not is it okay
45:04
when I got divorced I I didn't think I'd
45:08
feel this way about someone for a really
45:10
long time mhm then again I didn't think
45:12
I'd meet someone like you and this may
45:14
be crazy soon but I want you to have
45:16
this no not that's gum
45:21
anyway oh five
45:25
I love it when that happens you know
45:27
it's like you don't know it's there want
45:29
keep digging oh
45:31
sorry oh it's a key to be honest I think
45:36
I'd prefer the
45:40
$5 it's to my apartment oh wow oo oo big
45:42
step for Phoebe and Mike yeah look and I
45:47
don't want you to feel like you have to
45:49
give me your key just because I want to
45:50
oh thank
45:53
God yeah
45:54
wow I'm starting to think I'd never meet
45:57
someone that you know I wanted to do
45:59
this
46:02
with here you
46:03
go this is cool huh really is oh I know
46:06
it it is amazing these little things
46:10
open doors
46:13
[Music]
46:16
歌词与翻译
[中文]
嘿哦，太好了，小偷们，你来了
听着，坐下来，我有话
想说，
对
嗯，知道外面的世界很可怕
，尤其是对于你现在认识的单身妈妈来说
总觉得你和我有
特殊的
纽带
，所以你愿意嫁给我吗
我哦我的
天哪，乔伊，是的，我会嫁给
你，你不能嫁给他，嘿，女士，你
的一天结束了，这是我的
，Phi wad，为什么你不能嫁给我，我
可以，我
她不会怀孕吧，是瑞秋
瑞秋是怀孕的人，好吧，哦
我的上帝
嘿宝贝，我想你会注意到
你九个月没有生孩子了
[音乐]
乔伊好吧，那么
发生了什么哦
哦呃哈
呃哈你会得到你的
转向嘿凤凰发生了什么事
这还没有结束
[音乐]
把你的20美元放在第一个
找到美味佳肴获胜好吧嗯
好吧，让我们让参赛者离开
他们的隔离
摊位，他们
把你的F从我的参赛法官那里拿走
法官规定不违规
哦嘿伙计们是的嘿你知道这是什么
这样说很奇怪但是我刚刚和珍妮丝进行了一次
很棒的约会，你在说什么吗
是的，是的，我向她讲述了
发生在我身上的所有可怕的事情
，我的意思是我聊了
个小时，有人给予
你如此集中的注意力真是太棒了，你
不需要珍妮丝，因为你有我们
，鸭子又得到了黄油
不嘿嘿，那不是黄油
那只是一个老肆意的哦法官规则
坚果黄油是一个艰难的决定是的
所以这是我们的大型双重约会
今晚哦我的
上帝太棒了我所希望的反应
啊是的所以你呃你找到了一个人
为我你当然没有忘记
你会喜欢玛丽艾伦的
她真的很聪明、可爱又有趣
我不能告诉你我是怎么知道的，但
她并不反对
三卡，所以告诉我一些关于
我的家伙
不来吧，给我一些他的
名字迈克迈克是的，他的最后一个
名字该死，
浪漫
再也没有神秘了，好吧，我们几个小时后会在餐厅见到你和迈克
...
好的，很好，再见
再见，为什么我要说迈克，我
不知道迈克，我为什么不能说
那里没有人
嘿，看看我知道你最近
很沮丧，所以我带了一个人
来这家店外为你加油
是一个真正的活生生的毛茸茸的玩伴，没有
我不会和你的朋友简睡觉
[笑声]
嘿，一只狗，哦嗨，你得承认它看起来很像简
...
这是世界上最快乐的狗，我
从我的朋友温迪那里借来的，所以你
可以保留他，直到他让你高兴起来，
他会让你高兴起来，谢谢这么多费用
我们将会有这样的很有趣，是的，我们
哦，不是那种
有趣，我还没做过我
在31岁时想做的任何事情，比如
怎么样，好吧，我我我还没遇到任何
葡萄牙人我我没有
完美的吻，我还没去过
狙击手学校
THS等等听
呃闭上你的
眼睛也许这是你可以
划掉你的
清单的一件事哦是的嘿大家快乐
感恩节嘿感恩节快乐
偷看发生了什么乔我我我我需要一个
善意的谎言哦好吧整个人怎么样
在月球上行走的事情你
知道你能看到字符串
人不不不不我需要一个善意的谎言
解释为什么我今天没去上班
哦亲爱的你太臭了我
不哦真的好吧让我问你
昨天在咖啡馆的事情
我去了洗手间，当我来的时候
回来了，我的松饼不见了，谁拿走了
有人打开了
咖啡馆的门，一只浣熊跑了
进来，直奔你的松饼而我
说嘿，别吃那是河粉，
他
说他说乔伊，你对狮子很臭，我要做什么
别担心，别担心
我们会想出办法一个善意的谎言，我会帮助
你练习一下，哦，太好了，那就太好了
谢谢你，确定是什么工作
，呃，去机场接奶奶
哦，伙计，我的意思是，我真的不应该说我
的意思是，我真的不应该
好吧，这是一个
Humdinger，这真的太糟糕了
你不能告诉我有人喜欢
你是
钱德勒不行然后告诉他停止
盯着它
乔伊真的
乔伊你不
说这是你感兴趣的东西
我不知道我不知道我不
知道你知道我的意思是一方面
妈妈可能
我但你知道另一方面
手
不不我不能我们是朋友不哦不我
不想拿我们拥有的东西冒险我想
这是有道理的所以你认为
你肯定会和他说话是的我
意思是这是乔伊，我不想让他受到
伤害
我必须说我先着火
钱德勒现在
乔伊不是钱德勒只是
乔伊
当然嘿好吧，乔伊我
知道
我所知道的
我对你的
感受的了解哦我的上帝你是的，我
抱歉，我知道
钱德勒和莫妮卡一切顺利，但是这是非常罕见的
我知道我知道，这比那些
我的意思是这是雷切尔，看在上帝的份上
家伙复杂得多
看在上帝的份上，这是
雷切尔，我知道我知道，她不仅是
我的朋友，她还是我怀孕的朋友
她是我怀孕的朋友，是罗斯的前任
是的，那就是
雷切尔用它打了我的头
我要做什么你知道我和我
继续，我一直在努力摆脱这些
的感觉，你知道的，我昨晚熬夜，列出了我
...
不喜欢她的一切，你想听听
是的，她让我改用轻灯
邮件，这就是我所拥有的一切，你
知道什么味道一样，我的裤子
更合身
更好乔伊，我想你刚刚得到了
无缘无故地心烦意乱，这可能只是
迷恋
你认为你绝对知道你
这种强烈的感情，但随后它就消失了
是的，只是迷恋，这就是这一切
是迷恋，我是乔伊，我没有
深深的感情，就在这里
是的，迷恋一直在发生，我知道
我已经为你们所有人准备了它们好吧
除了罗斯和
钱德勒，我确信你已经拥有了它们
为我们而不是
真的我在这里扔了一根骨头
嘿嘿嘿你在这儿做什么呢我
我想了很多关于你说的话
嗯我意识到也许我有点
评判是的哦但是哦宝贝记住
嘿他们是只是履行他们的
圣诞命运
是的
好吧，哎呀，一个看起来不太
完成哦，那是呃，那是
旧的之一，他只是把它带到后面
你把旧的放在后面，
是如此
agist，但我们必须为
新鲜的腾出空间，所以老
的家伙发生了什么事，他们进入了
削片机，为什么有一种感觉不像
那么快乐
[音乐]
[掌声]
听起来嘿
嘿，你来这里，好吧，你
要拿这个托盘，你要
站在这个黄色标记上，你要
继续行动，你要走
到手术台，你要
停在蓝色标记上，你要
把托盘放下，不要走得太快
，但不要
磨磨蹭蹭，现在好吧
什么
和
动作切掉了，对不起，对不起，我很抱歉
抱歉，我只是有点紧张，是的
好吧，不要介意
帮助
和
动作嘿，你知道什么，别担心
这通常需要我三拍
两个好吧
八个动作
[音乐]
嘿嘿，所以他说的是，呃，好吧，他可能
有点粗糙，所以我
要用小狗这个词来代替他经常使用的词
...
好吧，所以他说如果你的小狗朋友
不能表现出她的小狗行为，我
要解雇她的小狗妈妈
屁股，对不起，我不能这样做，我只是
不是演员，没错，你不是
你是护士你是 Trey 的护士
Joey 不，没有 Trey 的护士不知道
Joey 她没有时间和朋友在一起
她进入手术室，她
带着医生的 tra，因为
如果她不这样做，人们就会死去
死于 I ey patch 的人，你能进去
在那里做你的工作是医生
好吧好吧让我们再试一次
挂在那里，用补丁打上你的
托盘
即将到来
和
行动是的，我做到了，我成功了，
接下来是
场景的其余部分，从顶部开始
人
嘿，首先，呃，你在这里做什么
我一直在尝试打电话
，你听着嗯哦不不不不要说
听着我知道听着我说过
听着对不起我不明白
发生了什么
你在
桥下所说的一切怎么样了是的
嗯你知道你应该忘记
我在桥下说的话我
那天晚上我疯了
喝醉了你不喝酒是的，我
不，但我是我醉了
你地球，但是好吧，所以它不会
去
工作，为什么会这样，因为我是
菲比的朋友，如果是的话，你会停止
和
她一起出去玩吗，不，我不能那样做，嗯，然后
是的，因为
菲比，所以你知道要么是她，要么是
我那么呃那么我
对不起你
知道你会真的
很难克服我知道
[笑声]
我不知道这是否只是CU我们
分手还是什么，但你从来没有
看起来如此
真的很漂亮
fev
是的
嗨，这是蜜月哦，太棒了哦
晚餐上的香槟蜡烛月光
在海滩上散步真是太浪漫了
迈克在哪里哦他在医生那里
我们在的时候他都没有大便
无论如何我很高兴你回来了我
真的需要你的帮助哦为什么怎么了
好吧，我正在试镜这个戏剧
其中一些我必须说
法语，根据我的简历，我
流利的乔伊你不应该在你的
简历上撒谎是的，你真的不应该
方式
开罗那一年的挖掘怎么样，他没事
我不知道你会说
法语，你是如此
性感，所以你能帮我吗我真的
想要演这部戏
我真的要停下来了
跳到你身上，亲爱的，你的线太臭了
我不知道哦，真的好吧，让我问你
昨天在咖啡馆的事
我去洗手间，当我
回来时，我的松饼不见了，谁拿走了
有人打开了
咖啡馆的门一只浣熊跑过来
，径直去吃你的松饼，我
说嘿，别吃那是菲比的
，他
说他说乔伊，你的狮子太臭了，
我要做什么 别担心，别担心
我们会想出一个好谎言，我会帮助
你练习一下哦，太棒了，太棒了
谢谢你，确定是什么工作
去机场接奶奶的事
天啊
[音乐]
几天来的制作人在
我的机器上留言，问我为什么没有参加
游行，他们说每个人真的
对我很生气，他们都得
见面
圣诞老人，没关系，我为你想到了完美的
谎言，它很容易记住，而且
不会引起很多问题。你
没有参加游行，因为你有
家庭
紧急情况哦，我喜欢这样，是的，没有参加
游行，因为我有家庭
紧急情况哦，发生了什么事，呃，我的
姐姐的浣熊什么也没带
浣熊好吧，这是一个呃，这是一个
欢迎宝宝回家的标志，多么甜蜜
哦，宝宝不，我坐在
油漆里，嘿，你和瑞秋说话了吗，没有
，呃，我不打算做什么，为什么不
，因为她要把我打下来
你们看到了冈瑟发生的事情
，看起来并不像有趣的是，你怎么能
将自己与冈瑟比较
我的意思是，他以更明显的方式
性感
，但你和她有关系，你
昨晚睡在一起了，她
仍然想去，这很清楚
她在哪里是的，我知道你的意思，我
的意思是有时嗯乔该死的快乐
情人节H你也嘿那么呃
住在罗斯家怎么样
很好，除了他让我们整天看
探索频道
你知道吗
无聊的事情发生在一个很丑的人
在中间
年龄哦谢谢你们我会看到你们
稍后好吧再见
再见，一个幸运的人去喝一杯
咖啡亲爱的我希望你能克服
她我讨厌看到你就在那里
我能为你做的任何事你想吗
看看我的
顶部谢谢我也许
稍后哦，我可以得到一个烤饼吗
你想要的任何东西你不知道我
想要什么我想要很多东西我想和我爱的女人一起
在情人节
，我希望她也爱我，而我
想要暂时摆脱
的肠绞痛，因为知道
那永远不会
发生，我们有红色
百吉饼
好吧嘿嘿我只是要得到
吃点东西，你想要吃点什么
你有
好吧，让我们看看我们有滤过的豌豆
滤过的胡萝卜哦，滤过的李子，我们
还没试过
好东西
谢谢，和 Rachel 一起生活怎么样
我的意思是除了美味的
食物之外，我很好，我很好，只是
发生的事情很奇怪和她和
罗斯一起，你知道昨天他让我
找人修理他们，天啊
雷切尔问我是否认识她的人
他们为什么要这样做，我不知道
彼此如此完美
疯狂，你知道这些罐子有什么疯狂
在这里
被咬了两口是什么感觉，我只是希望他们意识到他们
应该在一起，我知道，
当他们搬回一起时，我想
你知道事情就是这样发生的
我知道他们应该是一个家庭，他们
应该结婚并生更多的
个孩子，是的，他们应该为
孩子中的一个命名
乔伊嘿，我可能没有孩子，某人的
会继承家族姓氏
你知道，一旦他们开始
约会，他们就会看到外面的东西
他们会意识到他们对彼此有多好
是的，因为它很渺茫
你知道我去年
晚上有过这个约会，但我们应该保密
她还在
卧室里，所以我们要做的是
我们继续前进让他们
和我认识的人交往，只会让他们越来越疏远
...
是的哦，我知道我们能做什么
让罗斯和瑞秋经历可怕的约会
这样他们就会意识到他们
在一起有多好哦，这是一个很棒的计划
是的，你知道其中最好的部分是什么
是我可以执行我的计划
[笑声]
笑声很大，但不想
醒来
UHS PBS出了什么问题哦
对
他们为什么你不喜欢PBS feed
好吧，因为在我妈妈杀死
自己之后，我就处于这个非常糟糕的
地方，你知道
个人
所以我只是想，如果我写信给芝麻街，这会让我
感觉更好
因为当我还是个
小
孩子时，他们对我很好，没有人回信，你知道
很多布偶都没有
大拇指我得到的只是一个糟糕的钥匙扣
，那时我住在一个盒子里，我
没有
钥匙，对不起，我只是你知道，我只是
想像你一样做一件好事
对孩子们做这不是一件好事
你只想上电视这是
完全自私哇哇哇什么
关于你为你的
兄弟生孩子的事，谈论
自私，你在说什么
好吧，是的，这是一件非常好的事情，
所有，但它让你感觉真的很好
对，是的，很好，它让你感觉很好
所以这看起来很自私，没有
无私的善行，对不起，是的，
完全有善行
无私很好，我可以举个例子吗
是的，你知道没有，你可以
不是因为所有人都是自私的
你说我自私是
你叫你
人们是的，对不起，打破了这个泡沫
他们，但无私的善行不会
存在，好吧，你知道
圣诞老人的交易是对的我要找到
无私的善行我要打败你
你邪恶
天才乔伊听着，我做不到
没有任何意义昨天我是一名
护士，今天我是咖啡馆的女服务员
哦，不好吧，有时我们在不同的部分使用相同的
附加功能，没关系
好吧这不好，因为我作为护士的表演非常
令人难忘，而
现在突然我是女服务员，这
会让我的
粉丝感到困惑，嗯，也许
你是一名护士，但你是月光
女服务员
哦
嗯哼，因为我是单身母亲
支持我的两个
孩子，这很好
是的，等一下，德雷克·拉奥雷医生和我
在同一家医院工作，我不是
过来跟他打个招呼，不，不，呃
你和德雷克正在为
他和你睡了什么而吵架，然后从来没有
打电话
你和我只是想要一个
戴维和贝基的新爸爸
哦，好吧，从上到下
，行动太令人惊讶了，你同意
和我一起吃午饭，我也很惊讶，但是
但我
被砍了
砍了你在做什么是的
好吧，我对他很生气，因为他
和我一起睡，从来没有给我回电话
我也是我
也是哦冷静点，她的意思是在节目中
我们需要一些新的临时演员
这里请不要解雇我的朋友朱只是
让我和她谈谈好吧好吧但是这是
她最后的机会谢谢你谢谢你
关于我明天为你做点什么呃
带上你的帽子遮住
秃头嘿呃听着偷看我我只是
和导演说话，他
想也许这次你不打
德雷克，你只是在桌子上等我
做不到，我是一名演员，我有一个
流程，你是一名女按摩师，你有一张
桌子，桌子上有一个洞
等一下，我明白发生了什么
在这里，你受到了很好的威胁，是的，我是如此
在我偷窃的场景中表现出色
你的注意力将会上升到
挑战 triani，因为我刚刚提高了门槛
来和我一起吧
是的，你可以解雇她，但我会打电话给
保安，她不会走
[音乐]
简单，我知道你故意搞砸了那个操作
我还无法证明这一点，但是当
我这么做的时候，你会因谋杀而入狱
我不在乎你是不是我的兄弟，我
不是你的
兄弟，我的孩子们呢，德雷克哈
不不
[鼓掌]
不，上帝
H谢谢，听着，嗯，我需要问你
一些事情，你知道我的继父是怎样的
...
监狱是的，好吧，听着，他
应该周末休假，这样他
明天就可以来参加婚礼，但
他刚刚打了电话，嗯，显然
在操场上刺伤了 Iceman
只是等不及
星期一，所以他不能来所以
没有人陪我走过红毯
嗯，我真的很喜欢它
如果你愿意
认真的，是的，你知道
对
我来说就像一个父亲，我的意思是你一直
关心我并分享你的
智慧我很漂亮
智慧所以你说什么你是
开玩笑
菲比我会
很荣幸哦谢谢
你我希望
我希望你知道你对
我听着我
希望你
知道我不想让你看到你的父亲
哭到你的房间哦我知道我们
能做什么我们可以让罗斯和瑞秋
进行可怕的约会，这样他们就会
意识到他们在一起有多好哦
这是一个很棒的计划是的你知道
最好的部分是我可以按照我的
计划笑
[笑声]
声音太大了，我们不想醒来
[掌声]
呃，我们几个月来的第一次约会
，它们都是这样的
灾难啊，你知道
菲比让我陷害很奇怪吗
在同一天晚上，
乔伊为你安排了一次约会，但没有
甚至
显示等一下
你不认为这是
故意的 我的意思是那只是愚蠢的
我们
天才看看他们看看他们
他们真的很亲密，哦，是的，他们是
再次坠入爱河
哦他们看到我们哦他们看起来
疯了哦他们发现他们
朝这边跑去
墨西哥哦这里是哦乔伊你为什么
签名
我没有这样做谁会
做那个好儿子也许会问
这个
你从我店里出来的家伙做了什么
他做了什么，他和我的妻子出去了
乔伊好吧，我嘿，我没有和
你的妻子出去，好吧，我和她出去了
那是我的妻子
妻子得到
好我们应该去是的这个吻
事情绝对是一个问题巴蒂先生
周一想再看一次，伙计我
得弄清楚什么我做错了
哦，好吧呃，你们中的一个女孩过来
过来亲吻我
嘿，来吧，我需要你们的帮助
对了，我会这么做的，我之前已经吻过他了
我能做到
再次看到这个，这是一个朋友
嗯嗯，我们走吧
我有枪
哦
好吧，很好，很好，坚定，但温柔，我
把你推荐给
朋友，然后我不知道这是什么
你知道是什么问题，也许你
只是不习惯亲吻你认识的男人
也许你只是有点紧张
也许这就是你需要做的
是的，这是有道理的
在我的死者身上
身体凝胶
CLA 蓝色
不行，也许我们把它分解一下
好吧，我们一次尝试一个
音节，好吧，所以在
我 m m pel 太棒了，好吧，快点
pel 太难了，我不能教你什么
你在做什么，我必须先走，然后我
把你的穿墙不不不要
去我需要你我是
[音乐]
明天雷切尔找到你了没有为什么哦
她在找你哦好吧我想
我会追上她
稍后她真的很想和
你现在是的，呃看起来很漂亮
重要哦
不
什么我想我可能知道这是什么
关于
真的是啊呃我们答应过我们
会告诉任何人这件事但是
呃大约一个月前
前雷切尔和我睡在一起
...
好吧我以为你会有点
更震惊呃哦对不起
我们说过我们会这样做
一次但现在我想她可能
想要重新开始，是的，我
不认为是这样的
phoe 不在这里，她不哦，太棒了
你得到了一部
[笑声]
电影
呃，是的，但是呃，我不认为这是
你会看到的那种
就像你没有看到更多
会让我们到达的电影整晚都拿着
纸巾
你们有点
[掌声]
伙计们，发生了什么事
h bab是色情片
明星你在这里谈论的内容菲比
在吸血鬼的布埃特
层我的上帝，那是pH你在哪里
在成人视频场所
上布莱尔，我看到乔伊正要
进去，所以我跑在他前面
给他一个惊喜，然后我
假装我不知道他在
那里，哇我的意思是我就是不能我不能
相信这个你知道我的意思是你认为
你认识一个人，甚至连菲比也
总是有点疑问
标记这太
奇怪了，我想这有点道理
虽然她你知道她有一个如此
可怕的童年，但我有一个可怕的
童年，我不看
色情片，是的，但你死了
里面好吧，我最好收回
为什么我不能看，我的意思是
那是
菲比是的你是对的，我们
绝对不应该看这个，不是
回去
，你知道也许有点
只是第一个
一半，嘿，不，这是错误的，你们这些家伙的照片
，我们的朋友，好吧，我不会看
，对你有好处，乔
啊，我想我会在这里找到你，Nas
forat但你要把你的
牛排放进我的黑暗地方吗？其实我
有点希望会是另一种方式
[音乐]
大约等一下
她的脚踝她的脚踝是什么
看好很难
告诉上帝她会停止
移动只是做她的
工作你生病了
混蛋哦，这个纹身很奇怪
phoe 哦等等，那是乌苏拉，那是
菲比，那是
乌苏拉，我可以看倒带它倒带
嘿哦，怎么了哦，我的上帝，我在做什么
在做什么
[音乐]
我们会找到爱情
绝对是的，我是
对
非常有信心，这就是让我很容易
为莫妮卡和
钱德勒感到80%的幸福的原因 有一个
保证就好了，不过你的意思是什么
你知道有些人会和
朋友做交易，就像如果他们都没有
在40岁的时候结婚，他们
就结婚了M你意思是备份
是的，完全是的，我已经知道了
你做的嗯，乔伊
乔伊是的，你是认真的是的，我在几年前锁定了
他
等等，如果你们都没有
在你40岁的时候结婚，你
要嫁给乔伊是的，我们动摇了
是的，但相信我，这不是他想要的
达成
交易哦，说真的哦，是的，我认为他的
确切的话是
迷人，他只是一个
后备，嘿伙计们，嘿，亲爱的，准备出发
是的，当然哦，我把钱包落在
莫妮卡家了，我马上回来，等一下
分钟
在
哦，那个人一直
继续，所以你菲比，你
出去玩了多长时间了，哇，也许呃
也许你和我应该更好地了解
彼此，我肯定会喜欢
是的，所以
呃你是什么
名字是杰克·乔伊嘿杰克呃你
喜欢尼克斯队是的，我也是我的粉丝
有周二你想去的一场比赛
是的，那太好了，让我确保
我周二没有做任何事情
体育嘿，听着，你知道吗，当
你穿着裤子，身体前倾
我检查你的内裤
是的，当杰克这样做时，我看到他
穿着女式内裤，我知道
它们是
我的
哦，不，等等，这
很奇怪，不，我们不是在开玩笑
周围，我鼓励他试穿
，这很奇怪，我穿着他的内裤
，现在有点
热，我也这么认为，那个小翻盖
非常适合固定我的
口红，是的，我不知道
，你知道杰克说女式
内衣实际上更舒服
，他喜欢丝绸
贴在皮肤上的感觉是的好吧，接下来的事情
你知道它会告诉你，你的
高跟鞋对他的姿势有好处
杰克没有任何问题，好吧，他
是我所想的男人，甚至比
你哦，是的，你看起来像一个真正的
穿着粉红色
鞋带的伐木工人我只是说，只有一个男人
完全拥有自己的男子气概
可以穿着女士内衣走来走去我
不认为你能做到这一点嘿我
对我的男子气概很安全好吧
无论你看过我一大堆
色情片吧
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嘿费用
嘿看看
...
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呵呵，我是多么的一个男人，哇好
有男子气概，也有点
你知道我开始明白什么了
杰克在谈论丝绸的感觉
真的很好，是的，而且事情并没有
像我想象的那么糟糕
会很好，乔是的，你
有这样的东西比你更多的选择
男士内衣 比基尼 法式剪裁
丁字裤和面料 你有棉质
丝绸蕾丝，你知道我一直
对内裤感到好奇，你知道
他们从你的脚趾开始的方式
一直到你
我应该把这些脱下来，不是吗，我
想重要的是你
确实感觉更好是的
听着，不是说我对我的男子气概或你知道的任何事情没有安全感
...
但呃我想我需要像现在这样和一个
女人交往是的我明白
是的好吧
嘿嗨嗨你知道你看起来很熟悉吗
我从某个地方认识你，我不认为
所以哦，也许是因为我在
电视上，我是《我们的日子》的演员
生活哇真的嗯450拜托哦让
我得到
这个EAS它
你很好，如果我们今天学到了一件事
奶酪那就是啦啦队和高
炸药不知道
mix 你不能再玩这个 Mac
好吧，没有你我不可能做到
伙计，你是个天才，哦，是的，那么
为什么我无法让我的 VCR 停止
链接
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12:00 所以你们觉得怎么样
请稍等，乔，这是你妈妈妈妈
妈妈你W那么你
想什么
好吧，那不是最好的
那是最糟糕的事情之一
有史以来最糟糕的事情之一，而不仅仅是在
电视上我们要告诉他什么
灯光还好哦不你
你上次没有灯光
灯光是我的我有服装哦
太棒了，这意味着我被困住了，所以我们
在那儿看着你，而你
就坐在这里
哇嗨嗨嗨耶嗨，我是菲比 buet
我有孩子了，好吧
你开始有吸引力了吗
但嗯，我听说它们真的很疼吗
疼得很厉害哦，我的
天啊，现在哪你们都是父亲
不，没有一个是母亲父亲
父亲是我的
兄弟好吧好吧我会想念
看着你像那样吓坏人们
好吧呃海滩看看，这是给
婴儿看的，所以有没有
你想说的话你之前知道
这一切都开始了哦好吧嗯嗨孩子们嗯这是
我一个
菲比迫不及待地想见你，请不要
受伤
我嘿，你们怎么花了这么长时间才离开
出租车，当我
我们不得不回去，因为我忘记了我的
夹克，那是
对了，你没有穿
夹克哦天哪，我又这么做了
好吧，所以我们有人必须
给弗兰克和爱丽丝打电话，然后给我妈妈
乔伊你在做什么，我得
拍一张之前的照片
你好，嘿，你到底去哪儿了
嘿，我在外面度过了一夜，我遇到了这个
可爱的伴娘，她是我，所以我不想
听到她的消息，你知道你是
仍然是我的第一
女孩不不，我们有紧急情况好吗
瑞秋要来伦敦哦
太棒了，不是很好，不，她要来
告诉罗斯她爱他，但他
爱艾米丽 我知道
你必须阻止她，她会毁了
婚礼
好吧好吧，这样我就完成了我的部分好吧
现在是你的责任了，负担
已经从我身上消失了，所以告诉我我关于
这个
女孩，嘿，你见过莫妮卡吗，我没有
看到
莫妮卡，什么
我们要找到她菲比
刚刚打电话给瑞秋来告诉罗斯
她爱他，天哪，我知道这就是
为什么我们要找到莫妮卡，你知道吗
她不舒服，怎么了
三度为什么你发光我的
眼睛，这很好我
知道你需要双手，是的我
有点做是的，怎么样
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哦看看你也牵着手，这是
变得
认真我你知道你有没有说过
这件事
但我让你
不舒服如果你更大的话，你会
打我，呵呵
抱歉，对不起，我们进行这样的对话显然太早了
，也许不是，可以吗
...
当我离婚时，我没想到我
对某人会有这种感觉
很长一段时间，嗯，话又说回来，我没想到
我会遇到这样的人你和这可能
很快就会疯狂，但我希望你有
这不不是口香糖
无论如何，哦五
我喜欢它发生时你知道
就像你不知道它在那里想要
继续挖掘哦
抱歉哦，说实话，这是关键，我想
我更喜欢
到我的公寓了哦哇哦哦很大
菲比和迈克迈出了一步，是的，我
不想让你觉得你必须
把你的钥匙给我，只是因为我想
哦，谢谢
天啊，是的
哇，我开始觉得我永远不会遇到
一个你知道我想和这里做
的人
你
去吧，这真的很酷，哦，我知道
这些小东西真是太神奇了
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重点词汇
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pregnant /ˈprɛɡnənt/ B1 |
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marry /ˈmær.i/ A2 |
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crush /krʌʃ/ B2 |
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depressed /dɪˈprɛst/ B2 |
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humdinger /ˈhʌmˌdɪŋɡər/ C2 |
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isolation /ˌaɪ.səˈleɪ.ʃən/ C1 |
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contestant /kənˈtɛs.tənt/ B2 |
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violation /ˌvaɪ.əˈleɪ.ʃən/ C1 |
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terrible /ˈtɛr.ɪ.bəl/ B1 |
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focused /ˈfoʊ.kəst/ B2 |
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judgmental /dʒʌdʒˈmɛn.təl/ C1 |
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bizarre /bɪˈzɑːr/ C1 |
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selfish /ˈsɛl.fɪʃ/ B2 |
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selfless /ˈsɛlf.ləs/ C1 |
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bond /bɑːnd/ B1 |
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scary /ˈskeə.ri/ A2 |
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single /ˈsɪŋ.ɡəl/ A2 |
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guarantee /ˌɡær.ənˈtiː/ C1 |
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重点语法结构
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so phei buet will you marry me
➔ 用 'will' 表示将来时
➔ 'Will' 用于表示将来的动作或决定。
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you can't marry him
➔ 情态动词 'can't'
➔ 'Can't' 用于表示无法或禁止。
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it's my turn
➔ 所有格代词 'my'
➔ 'My' 表示所有权或拥有。
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she's not pregnant
➔ 缩写 'she's'
➔ 'She's' 是 'she is' 或 'she has' 的缩写。
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I think you would notice when you didn't have a baby in 9 months
➔ 第二类条件句
➔ 这个句子表达了一个不真实或假设的现在情况。
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I haven't done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31
➔ 用 'have/has' 表示现在完成时
➔ 现在完成时用于描述过去开始且与现在相关的动作。
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maybe that's one thing you can cross off your list
➔ 情态动词 'can'
➔ 'Can' 用于表示能力或可能性。
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I need a good lie
➔ 情态动词 'need'
➔ 'Need' 表示必要性或要求。
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I'm not going to
➔ 用 'be going to' 表示将来时
➔ 'Be going to' 用于表示将来的意图或计划。
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I don't want him to get hurt
➔ 用 'to' 表示目的的动词原形
➔ 用 'to' 的动词原形表示目的或原因。
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