okay but this is the last time with a
00:00
chick chick here and a chick chick there
00:03
here a chick there a chick everywhere
00:06
chick chick
00:08
chicken hey hey how's she
00:11
doing
00:15
she well yeah don't don't you think it's
00:16
a she I don't know
00:19
I can't tell whatever it was went back
00:32
in too
00:33
quickly well anyway I got to go change
00:35
I'm uh meeting some of the cast for
00:37
drinks excuse me
00:38
what I stayed home from work today while
00:41
you were rehearsal so somebody could be
00:43
here with our chick hey who was up from
00:45
2:00 this morning until 5:00 this
00:48
morning trying to get her back to
00:51
sleep you don't think I get up when you
00:53
get
00:55
up oh here it comes yes here it comes
00:56
I'm stuck here all day and then you come
01:01
in and spend 2 seconds with
01:03
us and then expect to go off
01:06
gallivanting with your
01:08
friends well I don't think so Mister hey
01:10
I need to relax okay I was working all
01:14
day and you don't think taking care of
01:17
our chick is
01:19
work that's not what I said okay I just
01:23
meant I know what you meant
01:26
you noticed that ever since we got this
01:35
chick we've been fighting a lot more
01:37
than we used
01:40
to I don't know maybe we weren't ready
01:42
to have a
01:45
chick I'll take her back
01:47
tomorrow you think we'll get our three
01:50
bucks
01:52
back okay my boss Joanna when you left
01:53
she started asking questions about you
01:57
oh liked what you saw
02:00
huh dug my action did she checking out
02:03
the
02:07
[Applause]
02:11
CH that was
02:12
surreal okay what do you think you
02:16
interested at all yeah she seemed cool
02:18
attractive I'll do it oh thank you
02:22
Chandler this is so great she's going to
02:24
love me hey dinosaur attack quick
02:26
everybody into the
02:29
house oh sorry did I get
02:41
you no you didn't get me it's an
02:44
electric drill you get me you kill
02:47
me calm down do you want this unit or
02:50
not I do not want this unit oh you
02:53
should have told me that before not a
02:57
mine reader
02:58
and we're out of here okay I'm going to
03:01
Monica's
03:04
fine where are the jello shots I don't
03:10
know Chand supposed to be passing
03:13
them CH
03:16
hello oh somebody's feeling
03:19
better stick out your tongue take off
03:23
your shirt
03:25
oh my oh my God how many of these did
03:30
you have these are pure vodka yeah jell
03:32
just like Mom used to
03:35
[Applause]
03:40
make okay how many of that girl are you
03:45
seeing how hammered are you huh these
03:51
These are Joey's sisters hi Joey sisters
03:53
what you
03:56
doing I'm taking my girlfriend off my
03:57
speed dialer a no no no no it's a good
04:00
thing why must we dial so speedily
04:04
anyway why must we rush through life why
04:06
can't we Savor the precious moments
04:09
those are some huge breasts you have
04:11
Janice likes to cuddle at night which
04:13
you know I'm all for but uh you know
04:16
when you want to go to sleep you want
04:19
some space so uh you know how do I tell
04:20
her that without you know accidentally
04:23
calling her fat or
04:26
something oh honey I'm sorry we can't
04:27
help you there cuz we're cuddly
04:30
sleepers okay I'm late for work oh all
04:33
right are you guys going to come down uh
04:36
yeah yeah I'll I'm right behind you okay
04:38
good luck Chandler thank you Rachel bye
04:40
sweetie bye
04:42
honey okay the sleeping
04:45
thing very tricky business but there is
04:48
something you can do I thought you guys
04:50
were cly sleeping
04:52
no no not cuddly not me just her I'm
04:56
like you I need the
04:59
room okay come
05:01
here okay you're in bed
05:06
yeah I'm going to use the cushion
05:13
yeah okay you're in beted she's over on
05:17
your side cuddling now you wait for her
05:20
to drift off and then you hug her and
05:24
roll her over to her side of the bed and
05:28
then
05:33
you roll
05:35
away hug for
05:39
her roll for
05:44
you okay the old hug and roll y okay one
05:48
question shoot you're pretending the
05:52
pillows a girl right
05:53
someone in
06:00
there no this is just part of a
06:02
daredevil game that I play called wait
06:04
until the last moment before I burst and
06:06
died jeez man did you fall
06:09
high so uh did you did did did you fall
06:12
High someone was in the lady's room I
06:16
couldn't wait I left the lid up for you
06:18
though you know what uh go uh go ahead
06:23
I'm I'm talking to uh
06:26
this is the part where you'd say your
06:30
name Ginger Ginger I'm talking to Ginger
06:31
so don't you have to use the bathroom
06:38
NOP no I just uh I'd rather uh talk to
06:42
you yes I
06:46
do yes I do have to go to the
06:48
bathroom someone in here you are falling
06:51
fast
06:55
asleep deeper deeper deeper
06:56
you are now completely asleep you don't
07:00
need to smoke cigarettes don't control
07:04
you you are a strong confident woman who
07:07
doesn't need to smoke a strong Confident
07:12
[Applause]
07:18
[Laughter]
07:20
[Applause]
07:22
Woman we should take
07:27
trip we should yep we're a couple and
07:30
that's uh what couples do and I want to
07:33
meet your parents we should take a trip
07:36
with your
07:39
parents I don't think we need to because
07:44
you're tripping me out right
07:46
now are you okay no I am I actually am I
07:49
mean this is amazing my entire life I
07:54
have feared this place and now out that
07:56
I'm here it's like what was the big deal
07:59
I mean I could probably say let's move
08:02
in together and I'd be okay you probably
08:04
want us to move in
08:07
together it doesn't scare me yeah well
08:09
it scares me I mean I'm not even
08:11
divorced yet CH you know you just
08:14
invited me over here for pasta and all
08:16
of a sudden you're like talking about
08:17
moving in together and I wasn't even
08:19
that hungry you know but it's getting
08:21
really late and I I should just um hold
08:24
on don't go I've scared you I've said
08:26
too much
08:29
I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate
08:30
for
08:31
love hey Janice it's me um yeah I I just
08:39
wanted to apologize in advance for
08:44
having chased you down the
08:45
street all right who you got to narrow
08:50
down to
08:52
okay Elizabeth Hurley very attractive
08:53
yeah forgiving
08:57
Susan
09:01
sandon you know what she's too political
09:04
she probably wouldn't let you do it
09:07
unless you donated four cans of food
09:08
first and Isabella rosolini very hot
09:12
very sexy but uh you know she's too
09:16
International you know she's never going
09:20
to be around so so you got to play the
09:21
odds pick somebody who's going to be in
09:25
the country like all the time
09:26
yeah cuz that's why you won't get
09:29
Isabella rosolini
09:30
geography hey
09:32
hey I got you something open
09:35
it
09:40
okay it's a
09:46
chicken it's cute huh whoa whoa whoa you
09:49
guys do you know anything about chicks
09:52
fowl no
09:54
women no
09:57
okay well they are a huge responsibility
10:00
especially at this age they require
10:03
constant care they they need just the
10:05
right food and lots and lots of love oh
10:07
well no problem
10:09
there easy
10:16
[Music]
10:20
Lenny hey watch it lady
10:22
[Music]
10:27
he hey good
10:31
looking all right I'll leave my bed's so
10:43
boring hey remember when she brought up
10:50
that thing about you know the three of
10:52
us yes
10:53
vividly she was kidding about that right
10:56
yeah I think
10:58
so yeah I I think
11:04
so God to be weird if that situation
11:07
presented itself tonight huh
11:09
yeah yeah I mean
11:12
uh what what would we
11:15
do dude I don't
11:19
know she was kidding yeah she
11:22
was but you know what just in case maybe
11:25
we should come up with a set of ground
11:28
rules yeah for sure okay probably want
11:29
the first one to be never open your
11:32
eyes you know because you don't want to
11:35
be doing
11:38
something and then look up right and see
11:39
something that you don't want to be
11:44
seeing good call nice hold it hold
11:47
it what if my eyes are closed
11:51
and and my hand is out there ah okay
11:55
eyes open at all
12:00
times oh hey how do we decide where
12:04
we you know each would you
12:09
know be right right well I you know we
12:13
could flip for it yeah I guess but like
12:17
what's heads and what's
12:20
Tails well if you don't know that then I
12:23
don't want to do this with
12:25
you are your eyes so wide you tell
12:27
me maybe it's because I was just fooling
12:32
around with my ex oh no no no that was
12:34
you oh my God all right how did you know
12:38
Joey told me he saw you two kissing in
12:42
the
12:44
park no in his office how many kisses
12:46
were there just those two wh why why why
12:49
why why was there kissing there should
12:53
be no kissing oh I'm sorry honey I'm so
12:54
so H I'm so so sorry I just but I oh
12:58
what happened was I I I can't breathe
13:04
you get me a bag or
13:07
something here here
13:10
here it's the receipt I'll take it on
13:16
behalf of the brown birs of America I
13:20
salute
13:22
you just ad minute chlie you have no
13:24
backand excuse me me little one I have a
13:27
very solid backhand shielding your face
13:30
and shrieking like a girl is not a
13:33
backhand I was
13:37
shrieking like a
13:39
marine all right here watch we execute
13:43
the three PS of championship play Power
13:45
H Precision sh and
13:49
panach you broke a little girl's
13:56
leg I know I feel horrible okay says
13:59
here that a muppet got whacked on Sesame
14:03
Street last
14:05
night where exactly were you around
14:07
tennish you're thinking about my leg
14:13
aren't you no no actually I forgot what
14:15
is the deal with that
14:19
again it's okay if it bothers you really
14:21
I mean the only thing I need to know is
14:24
how much it bothers you cuz I don't like
14:26
wasting my time
14:27
am I wasting my
14:30
time no no I don't think so good it's
14:32
just like anything else you just have to
14:36
get used to
14:38
[Music]
14:41
it what's
14:51
that that's that's my nubbin
14:53
what's a
15:01
nubbin it's kind of a uh a third nipple
15:03
kind of
15:06
thing do you have three nipples well you
15:08
know two
15:11
regulars and uh one that barely
15:13
qualifies as
15:16
a uh what nothing I I just remembered I
15:19
have to leave you uh you have you have
15:24
to leave now how come oh well it's nubin
15:27
nothing
15:30
um you know what I'm I'm I'll see you
15:32
later
15:35
okay okay that's like the least fun game
15:46
ever well I'm really sick of your
15:49
smoking so I brought something that is
15:51
going to help you quit oh
15:53
nope that patch is no
16:02
good M it's a hypnosis tape this woman
16:07
at work used it for two weeks straight
16:10
and she hasn't smoked
16:12
since what's your problem nothing it's
16:16
just that hypnosis is beyond
16:19
crap Ross I watched you get hypnotized
16:23
in Atlantic City hey that guy did not
16:26
hypnotize me okay all right cuz you
16:28
always pull your pants down on the count
16:30
of three and play wipe out on your butt
16:31
cheeks all right forget hypnosis the way
16:34
to quit smoking is you have to dance
16:37
naked in a field of Heather and then
16:39
bathe in the sweat of six healthy young
16:41
men or what my father calls Thursday
16:44
night uh Eric what kind of Photography
16:47
uh do you do oh mostly fashion so there
16:51
may be models here from time to time I
16:53
hope that's cool
16:55
it is
16:59
cool uh because I have models here you
17:00
know
17:03
never what else oh yeah during the
17:06
summer I spend most weekends at my
17:08
sister's beach house which you are
17:10
welcome to use by the way although I
17:12
should probably tell you she's a porn
17:14
star well listen I uh still have one
17:19
more person to uh meet but unless it
17:21
turns out to be your
17:23
sister I think your chances are pretty
17:25
good
17:27
all
17:29
right who are you hi I'm Eric I'm going
17:34
to be Chandler's new roommate I'm
17:38
Chandler's new
17:39
roommate I don't think so I could be
17:42
Chandler's new
17:44
roommate but he told me over the phone
17:45
he told me in
17:47
person that's weird well I'm going to uh
17:50
going to my new apartment now
17:53
[Laughter]
17:59
H see Joe that's why your parents told
18:20
you not to jump on the
18:23
bed
18:24
care you two
18:26
this was great I'll give you a call we
18:30
should do it again sometime great I'm
18:31
looking forward to it Rachel any
18:34
messages s's
18:36
desk Chandler are you going to call her
18:40
no Chandler look I'm sorry okay I'm weak
18:44
and pathetic and sorry okay you are
18:48
going to tell her you are going to tell
18:50
her now I'm not going to call
18:51
you what
18:56
I'm
18:59
sorry I'm I'm I'm sorry that I said I
19:00
was going to when I'm
19:03
not look this has nothing to do with you
19:06
know and this isn't Rachel's fault it's
19:08
me I have serious serious problems when
19:10
it comes to women I have issues with
19:14
commitment
19:16
intimacy mascara
19:19
goop and I'm really sorry it's just that
19:24
this is not this isn't going to work
19:26
out well this isn't how I was hoping
19:31
this would end but I guess I have to
19:35
appreciate your
19:37
honesty yeah
19:39
okay
19:42
so why isn't it
19:44
Spider-Man you know like Goldman
19:47
Silverman because it it's not his last
19:49
name it isn't no it's not like like Phil
19:52
Spiderman
19:57
he's a Spider
20:01
Man you know like uh like Goldman is a
20:04
last name but there's no
20:08
Goldman oh okay there should be a gold
20:11
man Ross you got to stop okay you can't
20:16
just stare through the peepole for 3
20:19
hours you're going to get peep
20:24
by I knew it I knew it I always knew she
20:26
liked him you know she'd say no but here
20:30
we are right we just broke up first
20:32
thing she does you didn't just break up
20:34
yeah You' been like 3 weeks you slept
20:37
with somebody 3 hours after you thought
20:40
you broke up I mean bullets have left
20:42
guns
20:45
slower here they come here they oh if
20:47
she kisses him good night I'm going to
20:50
kill myself I swear I can't I can't
20:51
watch come on date over date over oh oh
20:54
here we go she's going in okay she's
20:58
going in he's going
21:02
in he's going in the door's closed I I
21:05
can't see anything but the door closed
21:10
and the inventor of the door rests
21:12
happily in his
21:13
grave okay I have to do something I mean
21:15
I have to I have to stop it stop what I
21:17
don't know but the I I have a feeling
21:19
that my being there will do it I'll go
21:21
over and I will borrow something juice I
21:24
need juice he
21:27
no it must be stuck I am your friend and
21:29
I am not going to let you do this you
21:33
are surprisingly
21:35
strong I need juice people need juice
21:37
look man people need juice sing to me
21:41
juice they
21:43
[Laughter]
21:44
[Applause]
21:45
me she's moving on okay if it's not this
21:47
guy it's going to be somebody else and
21:51
unless you're thinking about subletting
21:53
my people you are going to have to get
21:54
used to the fact that the Rel
21:57
relationship is over okay man it's
21:58
over yeah
22:05
okay okay it's just I miss her so
22:07
much I
22:12
know why do I feel bad oh yeah very bad
22:14
Chandler what are you doing
22:19
Chandler oh my
22:21
God you're smoking again well actually
22:24
yesterday I was smoking again again
22:27
today I'm I'm smoking
22:28
still why would you start again after
22:31
chewing all that quitting gum I'm
22:34
telling you this is just like my parents
22:36
divorce which is when I started smoking
22:38
in the first
22:39
place weren't you
22:41
nine
22:45
yeah I'm telling you something that uh
22:48
first smoke after nap
22:51
time oh that's great with my luck that's
22:54
going to be him him him Ross nope him
22:57
253 his eyes are on the
23:00
sparrow my parents got divorced when I
23:04
started using humor as a defense
23:06
mechanism hi uh do you guys have plans
23:12
for the weekend because I have my sister
23:14
on hold and she said that we could have
23:16
her cabin for the weekend and go
23:18
skiing huh I'm asking you first right I
23:21
mean I'm playing by the rules absolutely
23:24
cheler you're you're smoking what are
23:27
you doing hey shut up you're not my real
23:29
mom all right I took the quiz and it
23:32
turns out I do put career before
23:35
men get up what you're my seat how is
23:40
this your
23:45
seat cuz I was sitting there but then
23:48
you
23:51
left well it's not like I went to
23:52
Spain I went to the bathroom you knew I
23:55
was coming coming back what's the big
23:58
deal sit somewhere else the big deal is
23:59
I was sitting there last so it's my
24:02
seat Well actually the last place you
24:06
were sitting was in there
24:08
so you guys you know what you know what
24:10
it doesn't matter because you both have
24:13
to go get dressed before the big vein in
24:15
my head pops so all right Ross I just
24:17
have to do one thing really quickly it's
24:20
not a big deal get
24:21
up all right fine you know what we'll
24:25
both sit in the share with
24:27
me I'm so
24:32
comfortable me too in fact I think I
24:36
might be a little too comfortable all
24:40
right okay look we have 19 minutes okay
24:45
Chandler I want you to go and change
24:48
okay and then when you come back Joey
24:49
will go change and he'll have vacated
24:51
the chair okay okay all right fine I'm
24:53
going when I get back his chair cting
24:57
and I'm the guy who's sitting in a
24:59
chair all right you will notice that I
25:05
am fully dressed I in turn have noticed
25:07
that you are not so in the words of AA
25:10
mil get out of my chair dill
25:13
hole okay
25:18
[Applause]
25:25
what are you doing well you said I had
25:28
to give you the chair you didn't see
25:30
anything about the
25:31
cushions the cushions are the essence of
25:32
the chair that's right I'm taking the
25:35
essence he'll be
25:38
back there's nobody in the
25:41
room where's my underwear whoa whoa whoa
25:46
whoa come on come on what you took his
25:48
underwear he took my Essence okay hold
25:50
on Joey why why can't you just wear the
25:54
underwear you're wearing now cuz I'm not
25:56
wearing any underwear
25:58
now okay um then why do you have to wear
26:01
underwear tonight it's a rented tux okay
26:03
not going to go commando in another
26:06
man's
26:08
fatigue well then it looks like
26:11
somebody's going to have to give
26:13
somebody back his
26:14
cushions okay you hide my clothes I'm
26:15
going to do the exact opposite to
26:18
you what are you what are you going to
26:22
show me my clothes hey opposite
26:24
is
26:29
opposite he's got
26:31
nothing okay buddy boy here it
26:41
is you hide my clothes I'm wearing
26:44
everything you
26:47
own oh my
26:49
God that is so not the opposite of
26:52
taking somebody's
26:54
underwear look at me I'm Chandler could
26:56
I be wearing any more
26:59
clothes maybe if I wasn't going
27:02
commando
27:08
yeah I'll tell you it's hot with all
27:09
this stuff on I uh I better not do any I
27:12
don't know
27:14
lunges okay okay enough enough with the
27:18
lunging no I'm sick of this okay I've
27:20
had up to he with you two neither of you
27:22
can come to the
27:24
party jeez what a baby be
27:26
[Music]
27:31
歌词与翻译
[中文]
好吧，但这是最后一次这里有一个
小鸡小鸡，那里有一个小鸡小鸡
这里有一个小鸡那里到处都是小鸡
小鸡小鸡
小鸡嘿嘿她怎么样
在做什么
她很好，是的，你不觉得这是
一个我不认识的她
我也无法分辨它是什么回到了
...
很快，好吧，无论如何我得去换衣服
我要见一些演员
喝酒，对不起
今天我没去上班，而
你在排练，所以有人可以
和我们的小妞一起来 ，嘿，她从
今天早上2:00起床到
早上5:00，试图让她恢复
睡眠你不认为当你
...
起来的时候我就起床了哦，它来了，是的，它来了
我被困在这里一整天，然后你进来
进来，和
我们呆了 2 秒钟，然后期望离开
和你的
朋友一起嬉戏，好吧，我不这么认为，先生嘿
我需要放松一下，我一直在工作
一天，你不认为照顾
我们的小鸡是
工作，这不是我说的，好吧，我只是
的意思是我知道你的意思
你注意到，自从我们得到这只
小鸡后，我们一直在战斗
比我们过去
要多得多，我不知道也许我们还没有准备好
拥有一个我要带的
小鸡她回来
明天你认为我们会得到我们的三
块
回来好吧我的老板乔安娜你离开时
她开始问关于你的问题
哦喜欢你所看到的
呵呵，我的行为她检查了
...
[鼓掌]
CH那是
超现实的好吧你觉得你怎么样
感兴趣是的，她看起来很酷
有吸引力，我会这么做哦，谢谢你
钱德勒这太棒了，她会
爱我，嘿恐龙攻击快
每个人都进入
房子哦，对不起，我得到了
你不，你没有明白我，这是一个
电钻，你让我杀了
我冷静一下，你想要这个单位还是
不，我不想要这个单位哦，你
应该告诉我，之前不是
雷读者
，我们离开这里好吧，我要去
莫妮卡的
好吧，果冻子弹在哪里，我不
知道钱德应该经过
他们CH
你好哦，有人的感觉
最好伸出你的舌头，起飞
你的衬衫
哦，天啊，天哪，其中有多少人做了
你有这些是纯伏特加，是的，果冻
就像妈妈以前一样
[鼓掌]
好吧，你有多少个女孩
看看你受到了多大的打击，哈哈，这些
这些是乔伊的姐妹们，嗨乔伊姐妹们
你
在做什么我要把我女朋友从我的
快速拨号器上取下来，不不不不，这是一件好事
，为什么我们必须这么快地拨号
无论如何，为什么我们必须匆忙度过一生，为什么
我们不能享受珍贵的时刻
你有一些巨大的乳房
珍妮丝喜欢在晚上拥抱
你知道我全力支持，但是呃你知道
什么时候你想睡觉你想要
一些空间，所以呃你知道我该怎么告诉
她，而不会让你无意中
称她胖或
什么东西哦，亲爱的，很抱歉我们不能
帮助你，因为我们很可爱
睡个好觉，我上班迟到了哦大家
对了，你们要下来呃
是的，是的我会的，我就在你身后好吗
祝你好运钱德勒谢谢你瑞秋再见
亲爱的再见
亲爱的，好吧，睡觉
这件事非常棘手，但有
你可以做的事情我以为你们
正在睡觉
不不不可爱不是我只是她我
和你一样我需要
房间好吧来吧
好吧，你在床上
是的，我要使用垫子
是的，好吧，你打赌她已经结束了
你的身边拥抱现在你等待她
睡着，然后你拥抱她并
将她翻到床的一侧，
然后
你滚动
拥抱
她的滚动
你还好老拥抱和滚动你好一个
问题拍摄你假装
枕头一个女孩对
有人在
这只是
勇敢游戏的一部分，我玩的叫等待
直到我爆炸和
死之前的最后一刻天啊伙计你摔倒了
高所以呃你做了吗你摔倒了吗
高有人在女士房间我
等不及了，我把盖子留给了你
虽然你知道什么，呃，去吧，继续吧
我正在和呃说话
这就是你要说你的
名字 Ginger Ginger 我正在和 Ginger 说话
所以你不必使用浴室
不，不，我只是呃，我宁愿呃，跟
说话，是的，我
是的，我必须去趟
洗手间，有人在这儿，你正在坠落
快
睡得更深更深更深
你现在完全睡着了，你不需要
需要抽烟，不要控制
你是一个坚强自信的女人，
不需要抽烟强大的自信
[掌声]
[笑声]
[掌声]
女人，我们应该带
旅行，是的，我们是情侣，
这就是情侣该做的事，我想
见见你的父母，我们应该和你的
我认为我们不需要，因为
父母一起去旅行
你让我绊倒了
现在你还好吗，不，我真的，我
是说这真是太神奇了，我一生都
一直害怕这个地方，现在出来了
我在这里，这有什么大不了的
我的意思是我可能会说，让我们一起搬
吧，我会没事的，你可能
希望我们一起搬
，这并没有吓到我，是的
这让我害怕，我的意思是我什至没有
离婚，但CH你知道你刚刚
邀请我来这里吃意大利面，
突然间你就像在谈论
搬到一起，我什至没有
那么饿，你知道，但已经
很晚了，我应该嗯等等
别走，我吓到你了，我说
太多了
我绝望、尴尬和绝望
为了
爱，嘿珍妮丝，是我，嗯，是的，我只是
想提前道歉
在
街上追着你，好吧，你必须缩小
到
的范围，好吧，伊丽莎白·赫尔利非常有吸引力
是的宽恕
苏珊
桑顿，你知道她太政治化了
她可能不会让你这样做
除非你先捐赠四罐食物
，伊莎贝拉·罗索里尼非常性感
非常性感，但呃你知道她太
国际你知道她永远不会去
所以你必须玩
很有可能会选择一个一直呆在
这个国家的人
是的，因为这就是为什么你不会得到
伊莎贝拉·罗索里尼
地理嘿
嘿我给你打开了一些东西
它
好吧，这是一只
鸡，它很可爱，哈哈哇哇哇你们
你们知道吗关于小鸡
家禽没有
女人没有
好吧，他们是一个巨大的责任
尤其是在这个年龄，他们需要
持续的照顾，他们只需要
正确的食物和很多很多的爱哦
好吧，没问题
很简单
[音乐]
莱尼嘿，看一下女士
[音乐]
他嘿很好
看起来不错我要离开我的床了
无聊嘿记得她提起
那件事你知道
我们三个是的
生动地她在开玩笑吧
是的我想
所以是的我想
所以如果那种情况
今晚出现的话上帝会很奇怪吧
是的，是的，我的意思是
呃，我们
做什么，老兄，我不
知道她在开玩笑，是的，她
是，但你知道以防万一，也许
我们应该想出一套基本的
规则，是的，好吧，可能希望
第一个永远不要睁开你的
眼睛，因为你不想
做
某个东西，然后向右抬头看到
某个你不想成为的东西
看到好的东西，那就好，握住它，握住
，如果我闭上眼睛
，我的手在那里，好吧，
睁开眼睛，
次，哦，嘿，我们如何决定在哪里
，我们每个人都认识，你
知道是对的，我知道，我们
可以翻转它，是的，我想但就像
什么是正面，什么是
如果你不知道的话，那么我
不想和
这样做，你的眼睛睁得这么大，你告诉
我也许是因为我只是在和我的前任开玩笑
哦不不不那是
你天哪，你怎么知道
乔伊告诉我他看到了你在
的
公园里接吻，没有在他的办公室里，有多少个吻
只有那两个为什么为什么为什么
为什么那里接吻不应该
没有接吻哦，对不起亲爱的我是
所以H我非常抱歉我只是但是我哦
发生了什么事是我我我无法呼吸
你给我一个包或者
这里有东西
这是收据，我代表美国的棕鸟拿走它
我
敬礼
你刚刚广告一分钟，你没有
后背，对不起，小家伙，我有
非常坚固的反手保护你的脸
像女孩一样尖叫不是
反手我是
像
海军陆战队一样尖叫，看我们执行
冠军赛的三个PS Power
H Precision sh和
panach，你折断了一个小女孩的
腿，我知道我感觉很糟糕，好吧，
这里，一个布偶在芝麻街上被重击
去年
晚上，你到底在哪里
网球，你在想我的腿
你不是不不，其实我忘了
是怎么回事
再次，如果它真的困扰你也没关系
我的意思是我唯一需要知道的是
它有多困扰你，因为我不喜欢
浪费我的时间
我在浪费我的时间吗？
时间不不，我觉得没那么好，
就像其他任何东西一样，你只需要
习惯
[音乐]
这是什么
，那就是我的小疙瘩
什么是
小疙瘩，它是一种呃第三个乳头
类似
的东西，你有三个乳头吗？
认识两个
常客，呃，其中一个几乎没有
资格
，呃什么都没有，我只是记得我
必须离开你，呃，你有
现在就离开，怎么会哦，好吧，这是努宾
没什么
嗯，你知道我是谁，我是我
稍后
再见这就像最无趣的游戏
，我真的厌倦了你
吸烟，所以我带了一些东西
来帮助你戒烟哦
不，那个补丁不
好M，这是催眠磁带，这个女人
在工作中连续使用了两周
，而且她没有抽烟
，因为你有什么问题，没有什么问题
只是催眠超出了
废话罗斯，我在大西洋城看着你被催眠
嘿，那个家伙没有
催眠我，好吧，因为你
总是在数到
三的时候拉下你的裤子，然后在你的屁股上玩擦屁股
脸颊好吧，忘记催眠吧
戒烟的方法就是你有
在希瑟田里裸体跳舞，然后
沐浴在六个健康年轻
男人的汗水中，或者我父亲所说的星期四
晚上，埃里克是什么样的摄影
呃，你做的主要是时尚，所以那里
可能时不时会有模特，我
希望这很酷
这
很酷，因为我这里有模特
知道
从来没有别的事，哦，是的，在
夏天，我大部分周末都在我的
姐姐的海滨别墅度过，你
欢迎顺便使用，尽管我
可能应该告诉你她是色情片
明星，听着，我呃还有一个
呃要见的人，但除非它
是你的
姐姐我认为你的机会很大
好
都
对了你是谁嗨我是埃里克我要
成为钱德勒的新室友我是
钱德勒的新
室友我不这么认为我可以成为
钱德勒的新
室友但他通过电话告诉我
他以
人的身份告诉我太奇怪了，我要呃
现在去我的新公寓
[笑声]
你看到乔了，这就是为什么你父母告诉
你不要跳到
床上
照顾你们两个
这太好了，我会给你打电话，我们
应该在某个时候再做一次，太好了，我
很期待瑞秋
消息 s 的
办公桌钱德勒，你要打电话给她吗
不，钱德勒，我很抱歉，好吧，我很虚弱
，很可怜，很抱歉，好吧，你
要去告诉她，你要告诉
她，我不会打电话给
你什么
我
抱歉，我，我，我很抱歉，我说我
打算当我
不看这与你无关
知道，这不是瑞秋的错，这是
我当
涉及到女性时，我有严重的问题我对
承诺有问题
亲密睫毛膏
咕咕，我真的很抱歉，只是
这不是这个效果不会很好
这不是我希望的
结局，但我想我必须
欣赏你的
诚实是的
好吧
所以为什么不
蜘蛛侠你像戈德曼一样认识
西尔弗曼，因为这不是他的姓氏
它不是，它不像菲尔
蜘蛛侠
他是一只蜘蛛
你知道的，就像戈德曼是一个
姓氏，但没有
高德曼哦，好吧，应该有一个黄金
人罗斯，你必须停下来，好吧，你不能
只是透过窥视杆盯着3
小时，你就会被偷看
我知道我知道我一直都知道她
喜欢他，你知道她会拒绝，但在这里
我们是对的，我们只是先分手了
她做的事你不只是分手
是的，你已经睡了 3 周了
在你以为
分手后 3 小时，我的意思是子弹已经离开了
枪
这里他们来得慢一些，他们哦，如果
她吻他晚安我要
自杀我发誓我不能我不能
看着约会结束结束哦哦
我们走了，她要进去了，她
要进去，他要进去
，门关着我我
除了门关着之外什么也看不到
门的发明者
幸福地躺在他的
坟墓里，好吧，我必须做我的意思
我必须我必须阻止它阻止我做的事情
不知道，但我有一种感觉
我在那里会做到这一点，我会去
过去，我会借点果汁，我
需要果汁，他
不，它一定被卡住了，我是你的朋友，
我不会让你这样做，你
令人惊讶
坚强，我需要果汁，人们需要果汁
看吧，人们需要果汁，给我唱歌
榨汁他们
[笑声]
[掌声]
我，她会继续前进，好吧，如果不是这个
家伙，那就是其他人了，
除非你正在考虑转租
我的人，否则你必须
习惯Rel
关系已经结束的事实，好吧，伙计，这是
过了是的
好吧好吧，只是我太想她了
我很想念她
知道为什么我感觉很难过，哦，是的，非常糟糕
钱德勒你在做什么
钱德勒哦我的
天哪，你又抽烟了
昨天我又抽烟了
今天我又抽烟了
但你为什么要在之后重新开始
嚼着所有戒烟口香糖我
告诉你这就像我父母
离婚时我开始抽烟
在第一个
地方不是你
九
是的我告诉你一些事情，呃
午睡后第一次抽烟
时间哦，这对我的运气来说太棒了
会是他他他罗斯不他
253 他的眼睛盯着
麻雀，当我
开始用幽默作为防御时，我父母离婚了
机制嗨呃，你们周末有
计划吗，因为我姐姐
待定，她说我们可以
她的小屋过周末，然后去
滑雪，嗯，我先问你吧，我
的意思是我绝对遵守规则
嘿，你在抽烟，在做什么
你在做什么，嘿闭嘴，你不是我真正的
妈妈，好吧，我参加了测验，
事实证明，我确实把事业放在第一位
男人们，站起来，你是我的座位，
这是你的
座位，因为我坐在那里，然后
你
离开得很好，不像我去了
西班牙，我去了洗手间，你知道我
要回来了，有什么大不了的
坐在别的地方，大不了
我最后坐在那里，所以这是我的
座位 好吧，实际上你
坐的最后一个地方就在那儿
所以你们知道你知道什么
这并不重要，因为你们俩都要
在
的大静脉之前穿好衣服，所以好吧，罗斯，我只是
必须很快做一件事，这
没什么大不了的
起来，好吧，你知道我们会
和
我一起坐在共享的地方，我
也很舒服，事实上，我想我
可能有点太舒服了
好吧，看我们还有 19 分钟，好吧
钱德勒，我要你去换衣服
好吧，然后当你回来时，乔伊
会去换衣服，他会空出
椅子，好吧，好吧，好吧，我
当我回到他的椅子上时就走
，我就是坐在
椅子上的人，好吧，你会注意到我
穿好衣服了，我又注意到
，用AA的话来说，你不是这样
密尔从我的椅子上起来莳萝
洞好吧
[鼓掌]
你做得很好，你说我有
给你一把你没看到的椅子
关于
坐垫的任何东西，坐垫是
椅子的精髓，是的，我正在拿
精髓，他将成为
后面
房间里没有人，我的内衣在哪里哇哇哇
哇来吧，你拿走了他的
内衣，他拿走了我的精华，好吧
关于乔伊，为什么你不能只穿你现在穿的
内裤，因为我没有
穿任何内裤
现在好吧，那么为什么你今晚必须穿
内裤，这是租来的燕尾服好吧
不会在另一个
男人的
疲劳中去突击队那么看起来
有人必须放弃
有人背上他的
坐垫，好吧，你把我的衣服藏起来，我
要做与
完全相反的事，你在做什么，你要做什么
给我看我的衣服，嘿，对面
是
对面，他有
没什么，伙计男孩，这里
是你把我穿的衣服藏起来
你
拥有的一切哦我的
上帝，这与
拿别人的
内裤看我完全相反，我是钱德勒，如果我不去
...
衣服
突击队，我可能会再穿 突击队
是的，我会告诉你这很热
我身上的这些东西呃我最好不要做任何我
不知道的事情
弓步好吧好吧，
弓箭步就够了，不，我厌倦了这个，好吧，我已经
受够了你们两个，你们两个都
不能参加
派对，天哪，这是一个婴儿
[音乐]
[英语]
Show
重点词汇
开始练习
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chick /tʃɪk/ A2 |
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chicken /ˈtʃɪkən/ A2 |
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rehearsal /rɪˈhɜːrsl/ B1 |
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gallivanting /ˈɡælɪˌvæntɪŋ/ C1 |
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cuddle /ˈkʌdl/ B1 |
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cushion /ˈkʊʃən/ B1 |
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hypnosis /hɪˈpnoʊsɪs/ B2 |
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commitment /kəˈmɪtmənt/ B2 |
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intimacy /ˈɪntəməsi/ B2 |
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responsibility /rɪˌspɒnsɪˈbɪlɪti/ C1 |
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precious /ˈprɛʃəs/ B2 |
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awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B1 |
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desperate /ˈdɛspərət/ B2 |
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savor /ˈseɪvər/ B2 |
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moment /ˈmoʊmənt/ A2 |
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daredevil /ˈdɛrədɛvəl/ C1 |
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ex /ɛks/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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I can't tell whatever it was went back in too quickly.
➔ 不定代词的主谓一致 (whatever)
➔ 动词 'went' 与单数主语 'whatever' 一致。
-
I was working all day and you don't think taking care of our chick is work?
➔ 现在进行时 vs. 过去时 (was working vs. is work)
➔ 'Was working' 描述过去的行动，而 'is work' 是一般陈述。
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I don't know maybe we weren't ready to have a chick.
➔ 使用情态动词 'maybe' 表示不确定性
➔ 'Maybe' 缓和了陈述，显示了说话人的不确定性。
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She seemed cool, attractive. I'll do it.
➔ 使用逗号分隔并列形容词
➔ 逗号分隔并列形容词 'cool' 和 'attractive'。
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I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love.
➔ 使用 'and' 连接一系列形容词
➔ 'And' 连接 'hopeless,' 'awkward,' 'desperate' 作为一系列形容词。
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You are a strong, confident woman who doesn't need to smoke.
➔ 使用关系代词 'who' 描述主语
➔ 'Who' 指代 'woman' 并引入一个关系从句。
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I'm not going to call you. What I'm sorry.
➔ 使用倒装句以强调 (What I'm sorry)
➔ 'What I'm sorry' 的倒装强调了道歉。
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I have serious problems when it comes to women.
➔ 使用 'when it comes to' 表示特定情况
➔ 'When it comes to' 引入一个特定情境或主题。
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