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[中文]

斯特吉斯：我想用一个有趣的物理笑话结束今天的讲座。

为什么光子不收拾行李？

因为它是在轻松旅行。

谢尔顿。哈哈。

谢谢。

下课。

Class dismissed.

嗯，我们关于我论文的讨论

带来了非常有成效的几天。

我完全从头重写了整个论文。

很激动。我知道作者通常按字母顺序排列，

但我完全没问题让我的名字排在第二位。

谢尔顿，我已经在这篇论文上工作了几年。

我不会把你的名字加在上面。

但我帮了你。

你确实帮了，但你没有和我共同撰写论文。

是这样吗？

是的。

这太过分了。

在我提供的所有帮助之后，

我甚至得不到认可？

当然你会得到认可。

你会在脚注中获得特别感谢。

没有人看脚注。

我看。嗯，我也看，

但这并不意味着我想出现在脚注里。谢尔顿，

那是人们因帮助而获得认可的地方。

哦，你是说用我的数学

将你模糊的漫游系列

转化为一个结构良好的科学论文的帮助？

我认为你高估了你的贡献。

嗯，我认为你应该戴上一个黑色的滑雪面罩，

因为你试图抢劫我。

嗯，如果有人应该穿奇怪的衣服，

那应该是你戴一个婴儿帽，

因为你就是这样表现的。

(喘气)

准备好走了吗？非常准备好了！

她出现真是太好了，

因为我没有反击的词。

该死。当他叫我婴儿时，我应该说，

“那么我猜你需要一个婴儿的帮助来修复你的论文。”

非常聪明。

调头。

我们已经到家一半了。

这不算很聪明。

为什么你不更支持我？

谢尔顿，约翰有很多优点，但他不是小偷。

所以你站在他那边。

我没有。所以你站我这边。

为了这次车程，当然。

好吧，这是计划。

结束你与巴拉德教练的关系，

再约会斯特吉斯博士，让他比以前更爱你，

然后在他最不期待的时候，

伤他的心，说：“这是为谢尔顿。”

好计划。你觉得呢？

为了这次车程，当然。

你现在看起来很闪亮，不是吗？

(门开，铃声响)

你好。还记得我吗？

啊，我以为你会把生意带到别处。

嗯，幸运的是，我相信第二次机会。

(抱怨)

现在，我知道你没有女孩棒球奖杯库存，

但你能定制一个吗？

可以。

太好了。定制模具

需要50美元，而且需要六周时间。

我不会为奖杯支付50美元。

而且我没有六周时间。

嗯，你女儿看起来像马吗？

也许她会喜欢这个。

我知道所有关于上帝的谈话都在掩盖一些真正邪恶的东西。

我正在尝试为米西制作一个特别的奖杯。

所以我要把这个头放在那个身体上。

随便你怎么说，弗兰肯斯坦博士。

(叹气)

我女儿应该有一个

看起来像她的奖杯。

所以这算是你的一部分女权主义姿态。

我更愿意认为这是母性的姿态。

让我们折中一下，

称之为噩梦的素材。

我涂上颜色后会看起来更好。

我不这么认为。(轻声笑)

[英语]

STURGIS: I'd like to end today's lecture

with a hilarious physics joke.

Why didn't the photon pack a suitcase?

He was traveling light.

Sheldon. Ha, ha.

Thank you.

Class dismissed.

Well, our conversation about my paper

resulted in a very productive couple of days.

I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch.

Exciting. I know credits are usually listed alphabetically,

but I'm completely fine with my name going second.

Sheldon, I've worked on this paper for years.

I'm not putting your name on it at all.

But I helped you.

You did, but you didn't cowrite the paper with me.

Is that so?

Yes, it is.

Well, this is an outrage.

After all the help I've given you,

and I don't even get credit?

Well, of course you are.

You're getting a special thanks in the footnotes.

No one reads the footnotes.

I do. Well, I do, too,

but that doesn't mean I want to be in them. Sheldon,

that's where people get recognition for helping.

Oh, you mean the help of using my math

to convert your hazy series of meanderings

into a well-formed scientific thesis?

I think you're overstating your contribution.

Well, I think you should be wearing a black ski mask

because you're trying to rob me blind.

Well, if anyone should be wearing an odd piece of apparel,

it should be you wearing a baby bonnet,

because that's how you're behaving.

(gasps)

Ready to go? Very!

It's a good thing she showed up,

because I do not have a comeback.

Darn it. When he called me a baby, I should've said,

"Then I guess you needed a baby's help to fix your paper."

Very clever.

Turn the car around.

We're halfway home.

It's not that clever.

Why aren't you being more supportive of me?

Sheldon, John is a lot of things, but he's not a thief.

So you're on his side.

I'm not. So you're on my side.

For the sake of this car ride, sure.

Okay, here's the plan.

End your relationship with Coach Ballard,

date Dr. Sturgis again, get him to love you

more than ever, then when he least expects it,

break his heart and say, "That's for Sheldon."

Great plan. You think so?

For the sake of this car ride, sure.

So shiny, aren't you, now?

(door opens, bell jingles)

Hello. Remember me?

Ah, I thought you were gonna take your business elsewhere.

Well, lucky for you, I believe in second chances.

(grumbles)

Now, I know that you don't have girl baseball trophies in stock,

but could you have one made special?

Sure.

Great. A custom mold

is 50 bucks, and it takes six weeks.

I'm not paying you $50 for a trophy.

And I don't have six weeks.

Well, does your daughter look like a horse?

Maybe she'd like this.

I knew all that God talk was covering something really evil.

I am trying to make a special trophy for Missy.

So I'm gonna take this head and put it on that body.

Whatever you say, Dr. Frankenstein.

(sighs)

My daughter deserves to have a trophy

that looks something like her.

So this is kind of a feminist gesture on your part.

I prefer to think of it as a maternal gesture.

Let's just split the difference

and call it the stuff of nightmares.

It'll look better when I paint it.

I don't think so. (chuckles softly)