Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?
00:03
Not really,
just a couple of newlyweds
00:05
trying to figure it out.
00:08
Well, marriage is hard.
00:10
I'll never know.
Oh...
00:12
don't think that way.
00:13
I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.
00:15
Oh, no, that's not the problem.
00:16
I just don't want to waste this
on just one guy.
00:18
Someone couldn't decide
on a hat.
00:23
Sorry.
Oh, that's all right.
00:24
Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.
00:26
Oh, what happened
to Pastor Jeff?
00:30
He's out sick and asked me
to fill in.
00:32
Oh, okay.
But don't worry,
00:35
you're in good hands.
I've been married for 15 years
00:38
and whatever
you're going through,
00:40
I'm sure I've been through it
several times.
00:42
I dig your hat.
(coughs)
00:45
So when we
first started dating,
00:48
he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake--
00:50
you know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.
00:52
Oh, gingham, sweetie,
it's called gingham.
Yeah.
00:55
And after you got married,
00:58
all the picnics
and wooing ended?
01:00
No, no, not at all. No.
01:03
In fact, Elliot's more dotin'
than ever.
01:04
He knows that tulips
are my favorite,
01:06
so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet
01:07
I own the flower shop
across from the post office.
01:11
Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.
01:13
I'm confused, what's the issue?
01:17
Well, um, we're having trouble
in the, you know...
01:18
(whispers):
The bedroom.
01:24
(dialing)
Sheldon, what are you
doing here?
01:29
They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.
01:32
(line ringing)
Who are you calling?
01:36
Dr. Sturgis--
it's a math emergency.
01:37
(scoffs)
Don't you think
01:40
you should've asked
my permission first?
01:42
It's ringing. Yes or no?
01:43
You know what? I don't care.
01:47
Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
01:51
All right, little man,
bring it on.
01:59
Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.
02:09
Well, when I'm done,
you're going to be all tears.
02:11
Okay, fellas,
let's keep it civil.
02:13
You claim that the only way to
calculate the magnetic field
02:15
in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,
02:18
but you're completely
discrediting energy density.
02:21
But you're still off.
02:24
By a factor of 3.54.
02:25
Which would seem
insignificant,
02:26
but when examined closely,
02:28
you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.
02:30
Rationalized
and non-rationalized units
02:33
differ by four
times pi--
02:35
anyone with a basic knowledge
of electric
02:37
and magnetic fields
would know that.
02:39
I'm lost.
Are we still being civil?
02:41
It's all right, Connie.
02:43
Sheldon's trying to
justify his shortcut.
02:44
a more elegant
and efficient method
02:48
to achieve the correct answer.
02:50
Well, I applaud the effort,
young man.
02:52
Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.
02:55
Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
02:59
How could you say that?!
(crying)
03:04
What are you doing?
03:08
Treating him like a colleague.
03:09
Do you and your colleagues
make each other
03:11
run out of the room
crying like that?
03:13
But we run slower,
'cause we're old.
03:17