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[中文]

不给糖就捣蛋。

>> 哦，好吧，你是我见过的最漂亮的

芭蕾舞演员。

>> 谢谢。

>> 哦，哇。这值得再吃一块

糖果。

>> 谢谢。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，我不得不说，赚了两块两

块糖果。

>> 我爱你。

>>哦。哦，亲爱的。来，把它脱下来。

>> [笑声]

>> 莫妮卡，我们需要更多糖果。

>> 什么？好像只有四个孩子。

>> 是的，我知道。但其中一个人只是说

她爱我，所以我就给了她

一切。

>> 难怪你怀孕了。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，让我换身衣服，我们就可以

去吃晚饭了。

>> 我们是杰西卡的尸体怎么了？

>> 我不告诉。您必须在

电视上观看。

>> 你不知道，是吗？

>> 不。不在乎。

嘿，好场景，伙计。嘿，你也一样。全部

都对。

>> 什么？你不在其中。 [笑声]

>> 哦，呃，卡什，这是我的朋友雷切尔。

雷切尔。现金。现金。雷切尔。

>>嗨。

>> 我以前怎么没在这里见过你？

>> 好吧，乔伊可能只是认为我会让他难堪

。你知道，他认为我是

某种肥皂剧迷，

>> 但我不是。我不是。 [笑声]

虽然我知道你的呃你的

最喜欢的冰淇淋口味是黄油

山核桃

并且呃[清嗓子] 你的

你的狗的名字是 Wall-E。

>> 哦，看看那个。我只是在抚摸你的

手臂。

>> 开始吧。开始了。

>> 哦，我们要走了。再见，卡什。向

Wall-E 打个招呼。我错过了吗？

>> 雷切尔，

我想让你知道，如果

呈阳性，我们将

>> 哦，我知道。我知道

>> 你知道。

>> 时间到了。

>> 不。

>> 继续。抵达。

>> 哦，等等。你知道吗？我不能，我不能

看它。我无法直视它。还有人

告诉我。有人告诉我。好的。

好的。嗯，

是否定的。

什么？这是负面的。

好吧，就这样。

唷。

那太好了。这确实是

好消息，[叹气]

你知道，因为整个

还没有准备好，还有

财务方面的问题，所有这些。

哇，这就是

应该有的样子。

>> 好吧，那就太好了。

这是上帝。这太愚蠢了。

我怎么会对我

从未拥有过的东西感到不安？

是否定的。

不，这是积极的。

[笑声]

>> 什么？这不是消极的。这是

积极的。

>> 你确定吗？嗯，是的。我之前撒过谎。

>> 天啊。现在您知道

您对此的真实感受了。

>> 哦，这是一个有风险的小游戏。

[欢呼]

>> 你真的要这么做吗？

>> 是的。我要生孩子了。

>> 我要生孩子了。

>> 我要生孩子了。 [欢呼]

>> [鼓掌]

>> 和谁在一起？

>> 不，现在还不是时候。

[笑声]

>> 嗨。

>>嗨。

>>嗨。嗯，

我认为我们确实

需要讨论一些事情。

>> 我想我们是这样的。

我们为什么不进去呢？

>> [笑声]

>> 嗨。

>> 看，呃，

我知道你为什么在这里。

>> 你知道吗？

>> 是的。为了让您免于

尴尬，嗯，我想也许我

应该先说话。

>> 好的。

>> 好的。

罗斯和雷切尔。

雷切尔和罗斯，

这真是一个跷跷板，

不是吗？

>> 什么？

>> 我的意思是，你看，我们度过的那一晚

很有趣，而且当然充满激情，

但你不觉得

我们只是做朋友更好吗？

说真的，什么？ [笑声]

>> 好的。好的。你知道吗？如果您想要

，

我们可以再做一次。 [笑声]

我的意思是，我对此没意见。

事实上，我现在有一些时间。

>> 好的。

>> 你知道吗？我现在可以说话吗？

>> 哦，当然。

>> 好的。

我怀孕了。

>> 罗斯。

[笑声]

罗斯。

好的。每当你准备好时。

[掌声]

顺便说一句，你是父亲。但是

你走了。

[笑声]

>> 我能给你一些水吗？

>> 我很好。我很好。

>> 罗斯，你没有压力。好的。

我的意思是，您可以随心所欲地参与

。

[笑声]

>> 是的。我呃我只是我不知道。我

不明白

[笑]

嗯这是怎么发生的。

[笑声]

我们使用了安全套。

>> 我知道。我知道。但你知道，安全套

仅在 97% 的情况下有效。

>> 什么？什么？

[笑声]

什么？

好吧，他们应该把它放在盒子上。

>> [笑声]

>> 他们这样做了。

>> 不，他们没有。 [笑声]

[掌声]

[欢呼]

>> 好吧，他们应该把它放在大块

字母中。

>> 好吧，拉斯，来吧。让我们忘记

关于安全套的事情吧。

>> 哦，好吧，我也可以。 [鼓掌]

>> 听着，你知道吗？当我发现时，我也真的

吓坏了。

>> 嘿，我没有被吓坏。

作为消费者我感到愤慨。 [笑声]

>> 你知道吗？我们稍后再说吧。

>> 不，不。我现在想说话。好的。事实上，我

想与安全套公司的总裁

交谈。

>> 好的。你知道吗？也许我应该

回来。

>> 是的。我将按一

换二。

>> 有趣。

[笑声]

不管怎样，

嗯可能是最好的结果。

>> 是的，当然。

>> 好的。大约 10 秒后，你就会

看到他吻我。

>> 大约 5 秒后，您就会

明白原因。

>> 罗斯，我有没有告诉过你

我去西欧

背包旅行的事？

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，准备好看一些乞讨吧。

[笑声]

>> 哦，你来找罗斯了。

>> 什么？

>> 现在我很高兴。 [笑声]

>> 你在说什么？

>> 您使用欧洲故事。

>> 这就是当你

想要做爱时使用的神奇故事。 [笑声]

>> 你是怎么知道这个故事的？

你是怎么知道这个故事的？ [笑声]

>> 我是从我的朋友艾琳那里听到的，而她

是从某个人那里听到的。

>> 某个人？

[掌声]

>> 不。不。她告诉我他的名字是

肯·亚当斯。

[欢呼]

>> 肯·亚当斯。

>> 您说过您正在寻找新的

地点。

>> 哦，是的。希望在街对面。

某些荷兰人会放手。

[笑声]

我有点希望你能留下来，

>> 但乔伊，我必须走了。这里没有

的房间供婴儿使用。

>> 没有空间。这是一个婴儿。像这样

大。 [笑声]

你知道，你可以把它放在

上。

或者我们可以把它放在这里。噢，

很可爱，对吧？或者我们可以把

放在这里。你甚至不会注意到它。

宝宝在哪里？

>> [笑声]

>> 嘿，这不仅仅是你把它放在哪里的问题

。我的意思是，婴儿改变了

一切。他们总是哭。我

的意思是，想象一下带一个女孩

回家，并在周围有

尖叫的婴儿时尝试得分。

>> 我可以提出挑战。

变得非常容易。

>> 你希望我留下来真是太好了，

但我不能这样对你。我的意思是，它

会扰乱你的整个生活。

我只是

我非常喜欢和你住在一起。我只是

我希望事情不必改变。

>> 我知道。

>> 你知道，我为此责怪罗斯。

[笑声]

>> 我也做了一点。

>> 我会想念你的。

你是我遇到过的最性感的室友。

>> 我只是想指出我在高中时从未做过

任何伤害你的事情。

这并不完全正确。

>> 什么？

>> 什么？

>> 好吧，你确实开始了那个谣言

罗斯与我们

50 岁的图书管理员阿尔曼夫人亲热。 [笑声]

>> 你怎么知道的？

[欢呼]

[笑声]

>> 这是真的。

>> 不。[笑声]

>> 是的，是的。我看到你们在卡片目录后面查看

。 [笑声]

>> 对不起。当你在高中时，

你和一位 50 岁的女人亲热。

>> 嘿，她看起来不像 50 岁。

>> 她看起来像 16 岁吗？

>> 哦，实际上，

年鉴中有一张她的照片。

>> 哦，

>> 哇。

>> 她没有拍照。好吧，

>> 好吧，她可能不熟悉

这个过程，因为她

一生的大部分时间都在坐着画油画。

>> 那么，这是怎么发生的呢？她有

引诱你去吃早鸟晚餐吗？

我刚刚度过了艰难的一天。

>> 哦，怎么了？

>> 哦，你真的只是

不想听。

>> 那我为什么要问？

>> 好的。我只是想说，这真的

很尴尬，但最近

怀孕的事情，我只是发现自己

，

我该怎么说呢？嗯，

充满色情色彩。

>> 这是大学里的性欲话题吗？

[笑声]

>> 是的。

所以，你知道，我有所有这些

感受，但我不知道该怎么做

，因为我无法像

正常人一样约会，但这很好，因为我

不需要一段关系。我的意思是，我

真正想要的是一个美好的夜晚，只是

性，你知道，没有附加条件，没有

关系，只是和一个我

感觉舒服的人在一起，谁知道

他在度过一个美好的夜晚会做什么。我

的意思是，

真的那么难找到吗？

>> [笑声]

>> 那么，你今天过得怎么样？

>> 很好。我呃我看到一只相当大的

鸽子。

[笑声]

>> 好吧，我得早起，现在已经

快 7:00 了。所以，

>> 我也必须去我的房间。

>> 晚安。 [笑声]

>> 我做不到。我没有要求你这样做

[笑声]。

>> 你是雷切尔。

>> 你是乔伊。

>> 你是我的朋友。

>> 就在您身边。

>> 另外，这将是错误的、奇怪的、

和和和糟糕的。

>> 太糟糕了。我什至不知道

你在说什么，因为我没有

要求你做任何事情。

>> 我知道。 [笑声]

>> 你想做吗？

>> 不。

>> 我也没有。我只是在测试你。嘿，

好的，

对话就结束了。

>> 这个对话从未发生过。

>> 发生了。

>> 晚安。

>> 回到那里。

>> 听着，我对之前

吓到你感到非常难过。所以，我打电话给

的父亲，让他在这里见你，这样

你就可以告诉他。去。什么？嘿，等一下

。宝贝，你怎么知道

爸爸是谁？我可能会装傻

次，但我不仅仅是一个

漂亮的金发女孩，还有一个

不会放弃的屁股。

[笑声]

我相信这属于

你孩子的父亲。

>> 天哪。

哦，他现在就在那里。

>> 嗯嗯。现在你可以转身，或者你

可以进去撕掉创可贴

。你想让我做什么？

>> 让我们撕裂吧。

>> 真的吗？你确定吗？

>> 哦，菲比。好的。对不起。是的。

>> 嘿，Ra。

那么，这是关于什么的？

>> 瑞秋有一些事情她想

告诉你。嗯，我相信这是

你的红色毛衣。

>> 不，

这是我的红色毛衣。

>> 哦，不。

>> [笑声]

>> 我可以给任何人一杯咖啡或

毒药吗？不，只是为了我。好的，

>> 发生了什么事，Ra？

>> 什么也没有。

菲比犯了一个错误。

但你知道，你确实经常穿这件毛衣

。您参与过某种

的冒险活动吗？

>> 你知道，我真的很高兴菲比

打来电话。

我知道我们分手是因为你认为我

不够成熟，但我真的

长大了，我认为我们应该

复合。哦，

>> 只是时机不对。

>> 现在正是时候。

>> 好的，

>> 我已经准备好接受更多。

>> 标签，

>> 来吧，Ra。让我们再试一次。

>> 我要生孩子了。

>> 哦。

你可以走了。

>> 谢谢。

>> 所以，我以为乔伊和我出去玩后就会没事

，但好像我们

甚至不知道如何与彼此相处

了。

>> 我知道现在很困难，但情况会

变得更好。

>> 你怎么知道的？如果

变得越来越糟，直到

到我们甚至不能在同一个

房间里怎么办？

>> 我不太喜欢这个建议。

我可以对讽刺性的

评论感兴趣吗？ [笑声]

一些奶酪？

>> 亲爱的，为什么 Bruce Springsteen CD

放在 Cat Stevens 的盒子里？

>> 假设我找不到合适的

CD 盒，我只是将其放入最近的

盒中。 [笑声]

>> 好的。那么，猫·史蒂文斯 CD 在哪里？

>> 在詹姆斯·泰勒案中。

>> 詹姆斯·泰勒 CD 在哪里？

>> 亲爱的，我会节省你一些时间。

200 张 CD。其中没有一个属于正确的

案例。

>> [笑声]

>> 好吧，不用惊慌。

>> 大家深呼吸。

>> 好吧，现在你开始吧。

>> 不，我不想告诉你。

>> 为什么不呢？

>> 这有什么尴尬的？

>> 比闪亮的覆盆子

润唇膏更尴尬。 [笑声]

>> 我之前没说覆盆子吧？

告诉我吧，瑞克。告诉我吧。

>> 好的。好的。起来。

好吧，当我们到门口时，我轻轻地

将嘴唇压在他的

上，然后进入他的身体仅

秒。

然后我发出这个声音。

好的。我知道这听起来不像

任何东西，但我发誓它有效。

>> 是的。为什么？是的，那会起作用的。是的。

好吧，我该去睡觉了。亲爱的，我

度过了一段美好的时光。

>> 是的。

我也是。

[哼哼]

>> 不是我会

吸引的人，但现在以

我的感觉，我想做的就是撕掉

他的运动裤和腰包。

>> 等一下。这大约是您怀孕的第四

个月，对吧？

>> 是的。这是完全正常的。在第四个月

左右，您的荷尔蒙开始

变得疯狂。

>> 真的吗？那么，这种情况发生在你身上吗？

>> 哦，当然。是的。哦，现在请记住

，我怀着三胞胎。所以，

你知道，从医学角度来说，我是兰迪的

三次。

>> 哇。这说明了很多。上

周末，我坐在圣诞老人的腿上

从一家商店走到另一家商店。

[笑声]

>> 是的。是的。我记得我试图从 Foot Locker 偷一张 Vander Holyfield

纸板剪纸。

的

>> 是的。哦，好吧，你知道吗？我明天去看

我的医生。我会向她询问

这件事。也许她可以给我一片药或者

之类的东西。

>> 是的。是的，这就是你需要的。一颗很好的

药丸。

>> 这次要完全控制住。而且

另外，你知道，宣传会对你的职业生涯

非常有利，你

应得的。如果你接受

采访，你可以提到，哦，我

不知道，Galpal Rachel Green。

galpal 拼写为 L O S E R 吗？

>> 好吧，请不要听他的。

>> 很好。好吧，我会做的。但是，嘿，

你们必须坐在隔壁桌，这样

如果我，你知道，开始

说些蠢话，你们就可以阻止我。

>> 就在那时或一直以来，因为我们有

份工作，你知道。 [笑声]

>> 来吧。我们将全程为您服务

。请记住，好朋友

Rachel Green。

我会如此缓冲消化而不是

就在愚蠢的填字游戏中。

>> 说真的，为你感到骄傲。

>> 是的，

>> 那不是你知道的。

>> 好的，

所以呃我想我要起飞了。

>> 是的。不，等等。什么乔伊？不，等等。它

是它的东西。是它，嗯，是我的老板

。

>> 是的。

>> 是的。还有嗯

和我的宝贝。

>> 是的，

>> 我老板想买我的孩子。

>> 什么？ [笑声]

天哪，天哪。

>> 我知道。我告诉过你这是一个非常大的

问题。

>> 他想买你的孩子。

>> 你能相信吗？

>> 这太疯狂了。

>> 这就是我告诉他的。

>> 这是怎么发生的？

>> 是的，我会告诉你。

>> [笑声]

>> 看，呃我的老板和呃和他的妻子，

他们不能生孩子。所以，嗯

，然后当我们参加圣诞

派对时，他喝醉了，他对

我说，“瑞秋，我想买你的孩子。”

>> 伙计，

当你说这是关于

你的老板和孩子的问题时，我认为这是

有关产假的问题。

>> 哦，是的。

>> [笑声]

[笑声]

>> 是的，那会是一个更简单的问题

。

>> 嘿，关于乔伊那件事的好建议。

>> 是的，工作问题。

>> 非常完美。我的意思是，真的感觉

他又成了我的朋友了。

>> 你告诉他你有什么问题？

>> 这并不重要。

>> [笑声]

>> 重点是，我真的认为

一切都会好起来的。

>> 我可以帮你吗？

>> 你认为你可以买我朋友的

宝宝吗？

>> 嗨。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 那么，我的

迎婴派对的最终人数是多少？

>> 大约 20。几个工作人员

有其他事情要做。另外，您的

姐妹都打来电话，但都未能成功。

>> 你的意思是？他们不是来参加一个

社交活动，没有男士参与，也没有

酒。太令人震惊了。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，只要我妈妈

在这里，我就不在乎。

>> 天啊。你的母亲。

>> 什么？我妈妈不会来吗？

>> 好吧，鉴于我们忘记邀请

她，如果她是的话，那将是一个非常大的

巧合。 [笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 好吧，如果不是我的错的话，菲比是

负责邀请的。

>> 好吧，我没有，我没有母亲，所以

我经常忘记其他

>> 我会让它休息一下。 [笑声]

>> 那么，我妈妈不会来参加我的宝宝

洗澡吗？

>> 不。

也不是我的。

>> 你知道吗？别担心，好吗？我们会

处理它。我们会给她打电话。你

回家做好准备吧。

>> 请确保她来。这对我来说真的

很重要。我是说，这是我妈妈。

>> 我知道。我知道。她的电话号码是多少？

>> 我不知道。

>> 走吧。我有我的书。去。

>> 等一下。如果你负责

邀请，为什么我是

必须给她打电话的人？你好，格林夫人。你好。

呃，我是莫妮卡·盖勒。

>> 哦，你好，莫妮卡。

>>嗨。嗯，我知道这是最后一刻，但是

我们决定今天为瑞秋举办一场即兴的

婴儿送礼会。

>> 我知道。我的女儿们在一个月前收到临时的

。 [笑声]

邀请时告诉了我这件事

>> 对不起。我真是太对不起了

>> 为了什么，亲爱的？

>> 没有邀请我或者对

撒谎？

天哪，我的屁股出汗了。

[笑声]

求你了，求你了，你能来吗？今天

4:00。好吧，好吧。我会在 4 点见

。谢谢。

>> 不是 3 点吗，

的儿子 >> 好吧，嗨。

[笑声]

>> 那么，你在这里做什么？我

应该去接你。

>> 计划改变。我为你做了一顿特别的

情人节晚餐。惊喜。

>>嗨。

哦，嘿，莫娜。你好。你好。或者你好，雷切尔。

她在这里做什么？

>> 我不知道。 [笑声]

>> 嗯，如果有人需要

我，我会看电视。

>> 说真的，她在做什么？

>> 呃，你知道，最近她只是喜欢

在这里闲逛。 [笑声]

>> 为什么？

>> 我觉得她很孤独。

>> 好吧，但今天是情人节。我们不能

请她走吗？好吧，不，不，她

太情绪化了。就情感而言，我

的意思是，

>> 我不在这里。这就是我的中国

食物。

>> 天啊。她这里有外卖。

>> 是的，她很情绪化，但

很勇敢。

>> 你知道我要做什么吗？我要去

出汗并在床上吃这个。

[笑声]

而你以为她会妨碍我们

。 [笑声]

那么，好吧，你为什么不打开

香槟，我马上就回来。我

给你准备了一个惊喜。

>> 你那边还有另一个前妻。

>> 请开始喝酒。

>> 我想我爱上你了，

>> 乔伊。乔伊，我非常爱你。

>> 但我

>> 但是

>> 乔伊，

>> 对吧？嘿嘿，嗯，没关系。

没问题。这几乎是我所期待的

，你知道

。所以，呃，没什么大不了的。全部

都对。

>> 我想我该走了。

>> 不，不，乔伊，请不要。请不要

就这样离开。现在来吧。你不能

对孕妇这样做。

[笑声]

>> 开始做快乐的事。你不能这么做

，Rich。因为那么你要

让我做

好吧，我们走。 [笑声]

我可以

>> 你知道，我只是在开玩笑。

>> 嗯，你在做什么？

>> 什么？我不是你。这可能是我唯一的

婚礼

，我希望它是令人惊叹的。

>> 好的。好的。哦。哦。也许我骑的是

哈雷摩托车。

>> 好的，罗斯。它必须是现实的。

[笑声]

>> 我的面纱是由盲人

比利时修女制作的蕾丝。

>> 盲目？

>> 嗯，一开始不是，但这是非常

复杂的工作。他们说，即使

虽然他们失去了视力，但这一切

都是值得的。

>>哦。我打赌你看起来很漂亮。

>> 哦，好吧，我不知道，但是

有人说我

看起来像一个漂浮的天使。

>> 你是如何求婚的？

>> 哦，是的。这是一个很棒的故事。

[笑声]

>> 嗯，嗯，实际上，我带她去了

天文馆。那就是我们

第一次约会的地方。嗯，她走进来，我

让房间里种满了百合花，她

最喜欢的花。那真是太甜蜜了。我

想听听剩下的。 [笑声]

>> 然后 Fred Estair 唱着《The Way You

Look Tonight》，音响系统中传来

，灯光落下，我单膝跪下

，在

的穹顶上写下星星，“你愿意

嫁给我吗？”

>> 戒指有我拳头那么大。

>> 爱上这个家伙。

>> [笑声]

>> 哦，你在

小时前告诉了你爸爸真相。 [笑声]

>> 想去看电影吗？

>> 是的。

[笑声]

>> 再见，

>> 爸爸。

无论如何，在婚姻中

有比爱情更重要的事情。

[笑声]

考虑

你的决定的后果。

>> 嘿，我也会考虑我的决定的

后果。 [笑声]

>> 好吧，是什么让你有权

下地狱？

我手机上的傻瓜。

[笑声]

如果你正在寻找一个地方，我

今天早上刚刚在电梯里听到

我的大楼里有一名妇女死亡。

>> 天啊。她老了吗？她有

观点吗？ [笑声]

>> 好吧，我不知道。但是

那该多好啊？啊？你住在我的

大楼里吗？我可以帮忙照顾

宝宝。我可以随时过来

经您许可。

>> 哇，那真是太棒了。

>> 是的。

>> 好吧，我们可以看看吗？哦，也许我们

不应该。我的意思是，如果她出于尊重而在

早上去世。

>> 是的。不，不，你是对的。

>> 我们可以吗？

>> 是的。

>> 是的。

>> 嗨，我是罗斯·盖勒。我住在

大楼。

>> 我是 Rachel，

建筑的崇拜者。

我听说 Verhovven 夫人去世了

，我对您的损失感到非常抱歉。

>> 她没有去世。

>> 什么？

>> 我母亲还活着。

>> 哦，感谢上帝。 [笑声]

>> 今天早上我们似乎就要失去她

，但她是一只坚强的老

鸟。

>> 你和她关系好吗？

>> 当然。 [笑声]

呃，是的。她和我会在洗衣房里聊

时间。 [笑声]

>> 你说荷兰语。

[笑声]

>> [笑声]

>> 所以，她真的没有死。

>> 不，

>> 她还坚持在那里。

>> 你认为你能告诉我她是

挂在一间卧室里还是

两间卧室里吗？

>> 天啊。哦，莫妮卡，那双靴子

太棒了。

>> 它们是我的。

>> 是的。嗯，太糟糕了。我们将用

来返回它们。

>> 返回它们？嘘。他们会听到

你的声音。

>> 亲爱的，我不会退还它们。好的。我

的意思是，我知道它们很贵，但我

会一直穿着它们。你会

看到的。此外，我喜欢赞美。我

的意思是，你有没有拥有过

如此美丽以至于每个人都想要的东西？

>> 我有。你。

>> 不错的尝试。我留着靴子。

>> 等一下。

等一下。你你讨厌

露丝这个名字。为什么 为什么你会改变你的

想法？

除非您知道我们永远不会

使用它。您确实看到了该文件夹。

你知道这是一个男孩。

>> 我什么也没看到。实际上

我改变了对这个名字的看法。

>> 哦，我不这么认为。你只是

给了我露丝。所以，当他是个男孩时，你就可以给他起名叫

。然后就是

，当你猛扑过来并给他命名为

Heath 或 Blaine 或 Seoia 时。

>> 我会 Seoa。 [笑声]

>> 否决。

>> 很好。

除非

>> 你预料到我会弄清楚所有

，并且你知道它实际上

是一个女孩，并且你确实希望她

被命名为露丝。好吧，我不会相信

。好吧，露丝不在讨论范围内。

>> 但是罗斯，你想要露丝这个名字吗？

>> 不是这样的。

>> 没错。还是不行，宝贝。

来吧，大家。请腾出一些

房间。

>> 呃，亲爱的，也许你在这里会更

舒服。

>> 你

好像你做得还不够。

>> 听着，我知道你有多痛苦。我

希望我能做点什么。我

希望我是一只海马

[笑声]

因为对于海马来说，它是

雄性。他们带着婴儿

，然后嗯，我会远在

海里。

[笑声]

[笑声]

我

一生中从未如此不舒服过。

>> 哦，我知道。我去过那里。我记得最后

。

>> 菲比，这是一个很棒的故事。你可以

在给我倒

一些冰茶的时候告诉我吗？ [笑声]

>> 天哪。出去。出去。出去。出去

。

[笑声]

>> 让我们

注意到您已经挑选了很多我们的

恐龙物品。

>> 哦，是的。事实上，这就是我们不是情侣的

原因之一。

>> 我选择了那些。我是一名古生物学家。

>> 真的吗？那太酷了。

>>哦。哦，是的。不要为此太激动

。我的意思是，听起来他是一名

医生，但他不是。

>> 哦，不，不。我对

古生物学很着迷。您读过

Walter Alvarez 的新书吗？

>> 是的，我在课堂上教它。

>> 天啊。站在收银台前。

我拿着一张信用卡，但我很无聊。

[笑声]

>> 哦，我爱你的邻居。在您所在大楼

很棒的健身房。

的拐角处有一家

>> 那是我的健身房。

>> 我可以告诉你锻炼身体。

>> [笑声]

>> 锻炼的古生物学家。你

就像印第安纳·琼斯。 [笑声]

>> 我就像印第安纳·琼斯。

>> 哎呀。哦，我的

叉子好像掉了。

让我弯腰去拿它。

[笑声]

>> [笑声]

>> 天哪。

>> 好吧，够了。这不会

发生。

>> 哦，来吧，罗兹。我在这里很痛苦。

来吧。你开始了这个。现在你

完成了。

来吧，韦斯。跟我做爱。

>> 你知道吗？

>> 什么？

>> 算了。

哦，哇。现在怎么办？罗斯，你不

说话吗？你到底怎么会

惹恼我？

哦，等一下。我知道。

[哼哼]

我的意思是，你认为该死的墨西哥辣椒

会清理你的鼻窦，但是

不，这还不够。但你

在做什么？

>> 我要把那个孩子从你身上取出来。

[欢呼]

>> [鼓掌]

>> 天哪。

>> 哦，我知道。

>> 哦不。

>> 我想我的羊水刚刚破了。

>> 我[笑]很好。

[欢呼]

好的。好的。呃好吧。我得到了

枕头。嗯，拿到包了。你有

键吗？

>> 我拿到了钥匙。好的。好的。 [笑声]

我们要生孩子了。

>> 我呃真的没有时间读

这部分书，但是你认为

你认为我们有时间吗？

>> 没那么多。

>> 好的。

>> 好吧。是的。从家到

医院不到七分钟。我们做到了

。

>> 是的。最困难的部分真的结束了。

>> 不，但是来吧。我们有了一个良好的

开始，不是吗？我知道我会很快把你

带到这里，但这一定是某种

记录。

>> 哦，你成功了。

>> 你到底是怎么在这里打败我们的？

>> 我们打了一辆出租车。你们走路了吗？

>> 不。

>> 不，我们也打车。但我确实测试了

次运行。我以为

>> 嘿，你成功了。 [笑声]

>> 好的。有某种魔法隧道

通往这家医院吗？

罗斯，你留在这里说话。我要去

去生孩子。

>> 好的。好的。嗯，嗨。这是雷切尔

格林。我是罗斯·盖勒。我们我们在车里打电话给

，

>> 对吧？我们有一个半私人待产室

等着您。

>> 哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。对不起。

半私人。我们我们我们要求一间

私人房间。

>> 是的，我明白了。这里。不幸的是，我们

无法保证有私人房间，并且

目前这些房间都已不可用。

>> 伙计，你早点来就好了。

对不起。我们

拥有的全部是半私人房间。

>> 好的。呃，请给我们一点时间，

>> 罗斯。

>> 是的。

>> 给她一些钱。

>> 我真的认为他们没有空间了。

>> 他们不是，罗斯。他们只是为重要的人保存

。好的。

如果我是总统怎么办？

>> 好吧，那么我们就会遇到很多麻烦。

您不知道任何国家/地区在哪里。

>> 好的。

比如说，您介意

再检查一下吗？看看是否有任何呃私人

房间已经开放。

>> 这是一家医院。

>> 好的。你知道我要说什么吗？我

不太在意你的语气。而且

这并不是这个

城市唯一的医院。我们没有问题。哇哦。哦

天哪。哇哦。什么？哦。噢。收缩。

噢。噢。噢。噢。噢。

>> 您想参观半私人

房间吗？

>> 是的。看看也没什么坏处。

可用。好的。好的。等待。你听我说

。你听我说。因为我

一直在等待，四个女人，那就是四个，

比人数多了一个

厘米，来到了

，并与他们的孩子一起离开了。我是下一个。

轮到我了。这只是公平的。如果你

再引入一名女性，而她在我之前生下了她的

孩子，我就会起诉你。

[笑声]

不是这家医院。我要起诉你。

我的丈夫，他是一名律师。

>> 哦，太棒了。

>> 亲爱的，别再提这个案子了。

我认为下一位患者的情况

还不算太远。

>> 好的。好吧，那就带她进来吧。

[笑声]

[欢呼]

[鼓掌]

>> 天啊

。

[欢呼]

[掌声]

>> [音乐]

[欢呼]

>> 我简直不敢相信。 [笑声]

>> 但不知何故这是真的。

[笑声]

>> 我的意思是，这太棒了。我们要

成为宝贝伙伴。

并拢[笑声]

双腿并盖住宝宝的

耳朵。

>> 亲爱的。

>>嗨。 [笑声]

>> 嗨，亲爱的。这是我的丈夫，席德。

我想你还没见过他。罗斯

雷切尔。这是席德。一年前

我在皮肤科医生办公室抓住了他。感谢

上帝赐予成人痤疮。呵呵。 [笑声]

>> 我仍然不敢相信。我是世界上

最幸运的人。

>> 真的吗？ [笑声]

>> 他说什么？

>> 你知道吗？当你和 Sid 说话时，你必须大声

说话，因为

他几乎完全聋了。

>> 哦，就是这样。

>>哦。哦，她是颠倒的。但她

来了。她来了。

>> 天啊。

>> 天哪。她在这里。 [哼哼]

[笑声]

[哭泣]

>> 哦，她是完美的。

哦，她太小了。

她去哪儿了？

>> 他们只是他们只是把她

包裹起来。

>> 好的。嗯，小心她。她

真的很小。

>> 她在这里。

[哭泣]

>> 你

谢谢你让我[哭泣]。

>> [尖叫]

>> 我知道。

>> 哦，她在看着我。

>> 我认识你。

>> 我们有名字了吗？

>> 不，还没有。

>> 没关系。现在，我们将她的女婴称为

“绿色”。

>> 哦，不。女婴凯勒·格林。

你好，宝贝。

>> 她就在那里。

>> 她太漂亮了。

>> 天哪，

她太棒了。

哦，我很高兴你们喝醉了并且

发生了性关系。 [笑声]

>> 太不可思议了。我的意思是，一分钟

她就在你体内，然后47小时

后，她就在这里。 [笑声]

>> 她看起来很真实。

[笑声]

>> 你知道我的意思吗？

>> 好的，轮到我了。轮到我了。

>> 哦，菲比。

>> 是的。

>> 哦，宝贝。哦，你真可爱。哦，我

可以捏捏你的小头。

[笑声]

>> 我不会。

>> 怎么了？

>> 什么也没有。对不起。我就是无法停止

哭泣。

>> 医生说

所有激素都完全正常。另外，你

睡眠不足。

>> 那么，你们都睡眠不足吗？我

没看到你哭泣，因为你把

拖鞋穿错了脚。

>> 天啊。

现在怎么了？

>> 我正在重温它。

>> 那么，你知道要

给她打电话吗？

>> 哦，等一下。这不会是

女婴。我认为那是

原创的。

[笑声]

>> 呃，实际上，我们已经将

缩小到了两个名字。

>> 是的。你知道吗？我都爱他们

。那么，为什么不选择一个

就这样了。

>> 哇。嗯，

好的。呃，大家

这个

是伊莎贝拉。

>> 哦，我爱伊莎贝拉。

>>嗨。

[笑声]

>> 什么？

>> 那不是她的名字。

对不起。她只是感觉不像

伊莎贝拉。

>> 另一件是什么，罗斯？

>> 嗯，黛利拉。

>> 哦，太棒了。突然，她听起来像一个

圣经中的人[笑声]

所以，我想我们又回到了呃宝贝女孩。

>> 耶。

>> 好吧，我们要做什么？

>> 没关系，亲爱的。你会找到一个名字。

>> 哦，你说起来容易。您已经

知道您孩子的名字

是什么。

>> 你知道吗？

>> 是的。我从

14 岁起就挑选了它们。

>> 哦，不。它将以

一些小吃或烘焙食品命名，不是吗？

[笑声]

>> 好吧，告诉我们吧。这些是什么？

>> 嗯，好的。如果是男孩，那就是丹尼尔。

>> 如果是女孩，

>> 我不想说。 [笑声]

>> 别告诉我们。我们不会想要

它。

>> 好的，

这是艾玛。

>>艾玛。

>> 看，我不想要它。 [笑声]

接受它。

>> 什么？

>> 她显然是艾玛。

>> 哦，亲爱的。但你喜欢这个名字。

>> 是的，但我更爱你。

此外，你知道，

存在没有任何意义，所以我完蛋了。

[英语]

Trick or treat.

>> Oh, well, you're just the prettiest

ballerina I've ever seen.

>> Thank you.

>> Oh, wow. That deserves another piece of

candy.

>> Thank you. [laughter]

>> Well, I have to say that earns two two

pieces of candy.

>> I love you.

>> Oh. Oh, honey. Here, take it off.

>> [laughter]

>> Monica, we need more candy.

>> What? There's only been like four kids.

>> Yeah, I know. But one of them just said

that she loved me, so I just gave her

everything.

>> No wonder you're pregnant. [laughter]

>> Okay, let me just get changed and we can

go to dinner.

>> We're What happened to Jessica's body?

>> I'm not telling. You have to see it on

TV.

>> You don't know, do you?

>> No. Couldn't care less.

Hey, good scene, man. Hey, you, too. All

right.

>> What? You weren't in it. [laughter]

>> Oh, uh, Cash, this is my friend Rachel.

Rachel. Cash. Cash. Rachel.

>> Hi.

>> How come I haven't seen you here before?

>> Well, Joey probably just thinks I'll

embarrass him. You know, he thinks I'm

some kind of a soap opera nut,

>> which I'm not. I'm not. [laughter]

Although I do know that your uh your

favorite ice cream flavor is butter

pecan

and uh and [clears throat] that your

your dog's name is Wall-E.

>> Oh, look at that. I'm just stroking your

arm.

>> Here we go. Here we go.

>> Oh, we're leaving. Bye, Cash. Say hi to

Wall-E. Did I miss it?

>> Rachel,

I I want you to know that if it's

positive, we're going to

>> Oh, I know. I know

>> you do.

>> It's time.

>> No.

>> Go ahead. Reach.

>> Oh, wait. You know what? I can't I can't

look at it. I can't look at it. Somebody

else tell me. Somebody tell me. Okay.

Okay. Um,

it's negative.

What? It's negative.

Well, there you go.

Phew.

That is that's great. That is really

great great news, [sighs and gasps]

you know, cuz the whole

not being ready and kind of the

financial aspects, all that.

Wow, this is so just the way this was

supposed to be.

>> Well, then great.

It's God. This is so stupid.

How can I be upset over something I

never have?

It's negative.

No, it's positive.

[laughter]

>> What? It's It's not negative. It's

positive.

>> Are you sure? Well, yeah. I lied before.

>> Oh my god. Now you know how you really

feel about it.

>> Oh, that's a risky little game.

[cheering]

>> Are you really going to do this?

>> Yeah. I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby.

>> I'm going to have a baby. [cheering]

>> [applause]

>> with whom?

>> No, it's still not the time.

[laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hi. Um,

I think there's something that we really

need to talk about.

>> I think we do.

Why don't we go inside?

>> [laughter]

>> Hi.

>> Look, uh,

I know why you're here.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. And to save you from any

embarrassment, um, I think maybe I

should talk first.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

Ross and Rachel.

Rachel and Ross,

that's been one heck of a seessaw,

hasn't it?

>> What?

>> I mean, look, that that one night we had

was fun and and certainly passionate,

but don't don't you think it's better if

we just stay friends?

Seriously, what? [laughter]

>> Okay. Okay. You know what? If you want

to,

we can do it one more time. [laughter]

I mean, I I'd be okay with that.

In fact, I have some time right now.

>> Okay.

>> You know what? Can I Can I talk now?

>> Oh, sure.

>> Okay.

I'm pregnant.

>> Ross.

[laughter]

Ross.

Okay. Whenever you're ready.

[applause]

And you're the father, by the way. But

you go.

[laughter]

>> Can I get you some water?

>> I'm good. I'm good.

>> Ross, there is no pressure on you. Okay.

I mean, you can be as involved as you

want.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. I uh I'm just I don't know. I

don't understand

[laughter]

um how this happened.

[laughter]

We we used a condom.

>> I know. I know. But you know, condoms

only work like 97% of the time.

>> What? What?

[laughter]

What?

Well, THEY SHOULD PUT THAT ON THE BOX.

>> [laughter]

>> THEY DO.

>> NO, they don't. [laughter]

[applause]

[cheering]

>> Well, THEY SHOULD PUT IT IN HUGE BLOCK

LETTERS.

>> OKAY, RUSS, come on. Let's just forget

about the condoms.

>> Oh, well, I may as well have. [applause]

>> Listen, you know what? I was really

freaked out, too, when I found.

>> Hey, I'm not freaked out.

I'm indignant as a consumer. [laughter]

>> You know what? Let's let's talk later.

>> No, no. I want to talk now. Okay. I in

fact I want to talk to the president

of the condom company.

>> Okay. You know what? Maybe I should come

back.

>> Yeah. I'll press one

for two.

>> Interesting.

[laughter]

Anyway,

um probably worked out for the best.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Okay. In about 10 seconds, you're going

to see him kiss me.

>> And in about 5 seconds, you're going to

see why.

>> Ross, did I ever tell you about the time

that I went backpacking through Western

Europe?

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, get ready to see some begging.

[laughter]

>> OH, YOU CAME ON to Ross.

>> What?

>> Now I'm so happy. [laughter]

>> What are you talking about?

>> You use the Europe story.

>> That's the magic story you use when you

want to have sex. [laughter]

>> How do you know about that story? How do

you know about that story? [laughter]

>> I heard it from my friend Irene who

heard it from some guy.

>> Some guy?

[applause]

>> No. No. She told me that his name was

Ken Adams.

[cheering]

>> Ken Adams.

>> You said that you were looking for a new

place.

>> Oh, yeah. Hopefully across the street.

Certain Dutch people would just let go.

[laughter]

I was kind of hoping you'd stay,

>> but Joey, I have to go. There's no room

for a baby here.

>> No room. It's a baby. It's like this

big. [laughter]

You know, you you could put it over

here.

Or or we could put it right here. Oh,

it's cute, right? Or or we could put it

over here. You wouldn't even notice it.

Where's the baby?

>> [laughter]

>> Hey, it's not just a matter of where you

put it. I mean, a baby changes

everything. They cry all the time. I

mean, imagine bringing home some girl

and trying to score when there's a

screaming baby around.

>> I could use a challenge. It's getting

pretty easy.

>> It's so sweet that you want me to stay,

but I I can't do that to you. I mean, it

would disrupt your entire life.

I just

I I love living with you so much. I just

I wish things didn't have to change.

>> I know.

>> You know, I blame Ross for this.

[laughter]

>> I do too a little bit.

>> I'm going to miss you.

You're the hottest roommate I ever had.

>> I just want to point out I never did

anything to hurt you in high school.

That's not totally true.

>> What?

>> What?

>> Well, you you did start that rumor about

Ross making out with Mrs. Alman, our

50year-old librarian. [laughter]

>> How did you know that?

[cheering]

[laughter]

>> It's true.

>> No. [laughter]

>> Yes, it is. I saw you guys going at it

behind the card catalog. [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. When you were in high school,

you made out with a 50-year-old woman.

>> Hey, she didn't look 50.

>> Did she look 16?

>> Oh, there's a picture of her in the

yearbook, actually.

>> Oh,

>> wow.

>> She didn't photograph. Well,

>> well, she probably wasn't familiar with

the process, having spent most of her

life sitting for oil paintings.

>> So, but how did this happen? Did she Did

she lure you to an early bird dinner?

I'm just having a having a rough day.

>> Oh, what's wrong?

>> Oh, you really you really just don't

want to hear about it.

>> Then why did I ask?

>> Okay. It's just I mean, this is really

embarrassing, but lately with this whole

pregnancy thing, I'm just finding

myself,

how do I put this? Um,

erotically charged.

>> Is that college talk for horny?

[laughter]

>> Yeah.

So, you know, I have all of these

feelings and I don't know what to do

about them because I can't date like a

normal person, which is fine because I

don't need a relationship. I mean, all I

really want is one great night, just

sex, you know, no strings attached, no

relationship, just with someone that I

feel comfortable with and who knows what

he's doing for just one great night. I

mean, is that really so hard

to find?

>> [laughter]

>> So, how how was your day?

>> It's been good. I uh I saw a pretty big

pigeon.

[laughter]

>> Well, I got to get up early and it's

almost 7:00. So,

>> I got I got to go to my room, too.

>> Good night. [laughter]

>> I CAN'T DO IT. I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO

[laughter] IT.

>> You're Rachel.

>> YOU'RE JOEY.

>> YOU'RE MY FRIEND.

>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU.

>> PLUS, it would be wrong and weird and

and and and bad.

>> It's so bad. I don't even know what

you're talking about because I didn't

ask you to do anything.

>> I know. [laughter]

>> You want to do it?

>> No.

>> Me neither. I'M JUST TESTING YOU. HEY,

WELL THAT'S THE END OF THIS

CONVERSATION.

>> THIS CONVERSATION NEVER HAPPENED.

>> HAPPENED.

>> GOOD NIGHT.

>> Get back in there.

>> Look, I feel really bad about how I

freaked you out before. So, I called the

father and asked him to meet you here so

you could tell him. Go. What? Hey, wait

a minute. Baby, how do you even know who

the father is? I may play the fool at

times, but I'm a little more than just a

pretty blonde girl with an ass that

won't quit.

[laughter]

I believe this belongs to the father of

your baby.

>> Oh god.

Oh, he's in there right now.

>> Uh-huh. Now you can turn around or you

can go in there and rip the band-aid

off. What do you want to do?

>> Let's rip.

>> Really? Are you sure?

>> Oh, Phoebe. Okay. Sorry. Yeah.

>> Hey, Ra.

So, what's this about?

>> Rachel has something that she wants to

tell you. And um I believe that this is

your red sweater.

>> No,

this is my red sweater.

>> Oh, no.

>> [laughter]

>> Could I get anyone a coffee or

poison? No, just for me. Okay,

>> what's going on, Ra?

>> Nothing.

Phoebe kind of made a mistake.

But you know, you do wear that sweater a

lot. Are are you involved in some kind

of dare?

>> You know, I'm actually glad Phoebe

called.

I know we broke up cuz you thought I

wasn't mature enough, but I've really

grown up and I think we should get back

together. Oh,

>> it's just not the right time.

>> It is the right time.

>> Okay,

>> I'm ready for more.

>> Tag,

>> come on, Ra. Let's give it another try.

>> I'm having a baby.

>> Oh.

You can go.

>> Thank you.

>> So, I thought Joey and I would be okay

once we hung out, but it's like we don't

even know how to be with each other

anymore.

>> I know it's tough now, but things will

get better.

>> How do you know that? What if it just

gets worse and worse and worse to the

point where we can't even be in the same

room with each other?

>> I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic

comment? [laughter]

Some cheese?

>> Honey, why is the Bruce Springsteen CD

in the Cat Stevens case?

>> Let's just say if I can't find the right

CD case, I just put it in the nearest

one. [laughter]

>> Okay. Well, where is the Cat Stevens CD?

>> In the James Taylor case.

>> Where's the James Taylor CD?

>> Honey, I'm going to save you some time.

200 CDs. Not one of them in the right

case.

>> [laughter]

>> Okay, no need to panic.

>> Deep breaths, everyone.

>> All right, so now you go.

>> No, I don't want to tell you.

>> Why not?

>> How's this embarrassing?

>> More embarrassing than shiny raspberry

lip balm. [laughter]

>> I didn't say raspberry before, did I?

Just just tell me, Rick. Just tell me.

>> Okay. All right. Stand up.

Well, when we're at the door, I lightly

press my lips against his

and then move into his body just for a

second.

And then I make this sound.

Okay. I know it doesn't sound like

anything, but I swear it works.

>> Yeah. Why? Yeah, that would work. Yeah.

All right, I got to go to bed. Honey, I

had such a wonderful time.

>> Yeah.

Me, too.

[snorts]

>> Not someone that I would would be

attracted to, but right now with the way

I'm feeling, all I want to do is rip off

his sweatpants and fanny pack.

>> Wait a second. This is about the fourth

month of your pregnancy, right?

>> Yeah. This is completely normal. Around

the fourth month, your hormones start

going crazy.

>> Really? So, this has happened to you?

>> Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Oh, and keep in

mind now, I was carrying triplets. So,

you know, in medical terms, I was I was

thrice as Randy.

>> Wow. This explains so much. Last

weekend, I went from store to store

sitting on Santa's laps.

[laughter]

>> Yeah. Yeah. I remember trying to steal a

cardboard cutout of a Vander Holyfield

from a Foot Locker.

>> Yeah. Oh, well, you know what? I go see

my doctor tomorrow. I'll ask her about

this. Maybe she can give me a pill or

something.

>> Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need. A good

pill.

>> Totally keep it in check this time. And

plus, you know, the publicity would be

really good for your career, and you

deserve that. And if you do the

interview, you could mention, oh, I

don't know, Galpal Rachel Green. Is that

galpal spelled L O S E R?

>> Okay, don't listen to him, please.

>> Fine. All right, I'll do it. But hey,

you guys have to be at the next table so

you can stop me if I, you know, start to

say something stupid.

>> Just then or or all the time cuz we have

jobs, you know. [laughter]

>> Come on. We will be there for you the

whole time. Just remember, gal pal

Rachel Green.

I'm going to be so buffer digest and not

just in the dumb cross word puzzle.

>> Seriously, proud of you.

>> Yeah,

>> that's not you know it's nothing.

>> Okay,

so uh I think I'm going to take off.

>> Yeah. No, wait. What Joey? No, wait. It

is It's something. It's It It's um It's

my boss.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. and um

and my baby.

>> Yeah,

>> my boss wants to buy my baby.

>> What? [laughter]

Oh my Oh my god.

>> I know. I told you it's a really big

problem.

>> He wants to buy your baby.

>> Can you believe that?

>> That's crazy.

>> THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HIM.

>> HOW DID this even happen?

>> Yeah, I'll I'll tell you.

>> [laughter]

>> See, uh my my boss and uh and his wife,

they they can't have children. So, um

and then when we were at the Christmas

party and he got drunk and he said to

me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

>> Man,

when you said it was a problem about

your boss and the baby, I figured it was

something about maternity leave.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> [laughter]

[laughter]

>> Yeah, that that would have been a much

simpler problem.

>> Hey, great advice on that Joey thing.

>> Yeah, the work problem. It

>> was perfect. I mean, it really felt like

he was my friend again.

>> What problem did you tell him you have?

>> That's That's not important.

>> [laughter]

>> The point is, I really I think

everything's going to be okay.

>> May I help you?

>> You think you can just buy my friend's

baby?

>> Hi.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> So, what's the final head count on my

baby shower?

>> About 20. A couple people from work had

something else to do. Also, both of your

sisters called and neither can make it.

>> What you mean? They're not coming to a

social event where there's no men and no

booze. That's shocking. [laughter]

>> Well, I don't care as long as my mom's

here.

>> Oh my god. Your mother.

>> What? My mom's not going to be here?

>> Well, given that we forgot to invite

her, it would be an awfully big

coincidence if she was. [laughter]

>> My god.

>> Well, if it wasn't my fault Phoebe was

in charge of the invitations.

>> Well, I don't I don't have a mother, so

often I forget that other

>> I'll give it a rest. [laughter]

>> So, my mother is not coming to my baby

shower?

>> No.

Neither is mine.

>> You know what? Don't worry, okay? We'll

take care of it. We'll call her. You

just go home and get ready.

>> Please make sure she comes. It's really

important to me. I mean, it's my mom.

>> I know. I know. What's her number?

>> I don't know.

>> Go. I have my book. Go.

>> Wait a minute. If you're in charge of

the invitations, why am I the one who

has to call her? Hello, Mrs. Green. Hi.

Uh, it's Monica Geller.

>> Oh, hello, Monica.

>> Hi. Um, I know this is last minute, but

we we've decided to throw an impromptu

baby shower for Rachel today.

>> I know. My daughters told me about it

when they received their impromptu

invitations a month ago. [laughter]

>> I'm sorry. I'm I'm so sorry.

>> For what, dear?

>> For not inviting me or for lying about

it?

Oh my god, my ass is sweating.

[laughter]

Please, please, can you come? It's It's

today at 4:00. Well, all right. I'll see

you at 4. Thank you.

>> Isn't it at 3, son of a

>> Well, what are Hi.

[laughter]

>> Well, what are you doing here? I'm I'm

supposed to pick you up.

>> Change of plans. I made you a special

Valentine's dinner. Surprise.

>> Hi.

Oh, hey, Mona. Hi. Hi. Or hi, Rachel.

What's she doing here?

>> I have no idea. [laughter]

>> Um, I'll be watching TV if anybody needs

me.

>> Seriously, what is she doing?

>> Uh, you know, lately she just likes

hanging out here. [laughter]

>> Why?

>> I think she's lonely.

>> Okay, but it's Valentine's Day. Can't we

just ask her to go? Well, no, no, she's

way too emotional. And by emotional, I

mean,

>> I'm not here. That's just my Chinese

food.

>> Oh my god. She has food delivered here.

>> Yes, she's she's emotional, but but

ballsy.

>> You know what I'm going to do? I'm going

to get in my sweats and eat this in bed.

[laughter]

And you thought she was going to be in

our way. [laughter]

So, okay, why don't you uh open the

champagne and I will be right back. I've

got a surprise for you.

>> You got another ex-wife back there.

>> Please start drinking.

>> I think I'm falling in love with you,

>> Joey. Joey, I love you so much.

>> But I

>> But

>> Joey,

>> right? Hey, that's um that's okay. It's

fine. It's uh

pretty much what I was expecting, you

know. So, uh it's no big deal. All

right.

>> I think I'm going to go.

>> No. No. Joey, please don't. Please don't

leave like this. Now come on. You cannot

do this to a pregnant woman.

[laughter]

>> Start doing the happy. You can't do

that, Rich. Cuz then you're going to

make me do

Okay, we go. [laughter]

Can I

>> You know, I was only kidding.

>> Um, what are you doing?

>> What? I'm not you. This may be the only

wedding I ever have

and I want it to be amazing.

>> Okay. Okay. Ooh. Ooh. Maybe I rode in on

a Harley.

>> Okay, Ross. It has to be realistic.

[laughter]

>> And my my veil was lace made by blind

Belgian nuns.

>> Blind?

>> Well, not at first, but it was very

intricate work. And they said even

though they lost their sight, it was all

worth it.

>> Oh. I bet you looked beautiful.

>> Oh, well, I I don't know about that, but

there were some people that said I

looked like a floating angel.

>> How did you propose?

>> Oh, yeah. That's a great story.

[laughter]

>> Well, um, actually, I I took her to the

planetarium. That's that's where we had

our first date. Um, she walked in and I

had the room filled with liies, her

favorite flower. That is so sweet. I

want to hear the rest. [laughter]

>> Then Fred Estair singing um The Way You

Look Tonight came on the sound system

and the lights came down and I I got on

one knee and written across the dome in

the stars were the words, "Will you

marry me?"

>> And the ring was the size of my fists.

>> In love with the guy.

>> [laughter]

>> Oh, you told your dad the truth about an

hour ago. [laughter]

>> Want to go see a movie?

>> Yes.

[laughter]

>> Bye,

>> Dad.

Anyway, there are more important things

in a marriage than love.

[laughter]

to think about

the consequences of your decision.

>> Hey, I do too think about the

consequences of my decisions. [laughter]

>> Well, what gives you the right to

go to hell?

Stupid guy on my phone.

[laughter]

And if you're looking for a place, I

just heard in the elevator this morning

that a woman in my building died.

>> Oh my god. Was she old? Does she have a

view? [laughter]

>> Well, I don't know. But how how great

would that be? Huh? You living in my

building? I could help take care of the

baby. I could come over whenever I want

with your permission.

>> Wow, that really would be great.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, can we see it? Oh, maybe we

shouldn't. I mean, if she just died this

morning out of respect.

>> Yeah. No, no, you're right.

>> Shall we?

>> Yeah.

>> Yes.

>> Hi, I'm Ross Geller. I live in the

building.

>> And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the

building.

I I heard about Mrs. Verhovven passing

away and I'm so sorry for your loss.

>> She didn't pass away.

>> What?

>> My mother's still alive.

>> Oh, thank God. [laughter]

>> It looked like we were going to lose her

this morning, but she's a tough old

bird.

>> Are you close with her?

>> Of course. [laughter]

Uh, yeah. She and I would talk all the

time in in the laundry room. [laughter]

>> You speak Dutch.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> So, she's really not dead.

>> No,

>> she's hanging in there.

>> Do you think Could you tell me is she

hanging in in a in a onebedroom or a

two?

>> Oh my god. Oh, Monica, those boots are

amazing.

>> They're mine.

>> Yeah. Well, too bad. We're going to have

to return them.

>> Return them? Shh. They're going to hear

you.

>> Honey, I'm not returning them. Okay. I

mean, I I know they cost a lot, but I'm

going to wear them all the time. You'll

see. Besides, I love the compliments. I

mean, have you ever had something that

was so beautiful that everyone wants it?

>> I have. You.

>> Nice try. I'm keeping the boots.

>> Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. You You hated the name

Ruth. Why Why would you change your

mind?

Unless you know we're never going to

have to use it. You did see the folder.

You know it's a boy.

>> I didn't see anything. I actually

changed my mind about the name.

>> Oh, I don't think so. You're You're just

giving me Ruth. So So you'll get to name

him when it's a boy. And then that's

when you'll swoop in and and name him

Heath or Blaine or Seoia.

>> I would Seoa. [laughter]

>> Veto.

>> Fine.

Unless

>> you anticipated that I would figure all

this out and you know that it actually

is a girl and and you really do want her

to be named Ruth. Well, I'M NOT FALLING

FOR THAT. OKAY, RUTH IS OFF THE TABLE.

>> But Ross, you want the name Ruth?

>> Not like this.

>> That's right. Still no, baby.

Come on, people. Please let make some

room.

>> Uh, sweetie, maybe you'd be more

comfortable here.

>> You you

like you haven't done enough.

>> Look, I I know how miserable you are. I

wish there was something I can do. I I

wish I were a seahorse

[laughter]

because with seahorses, the it's the

male. they they carry the babies

and then also um I'd be far away in the

sea.

[laughter]

[laughter]

I have never been so uncomfortable in my

entire life.

>> Oh, I know. I've been there. I remember

toward the end.

>> Phoebe, that's a great story. Could you

tell it to me while you're getting me

some iced tea? [laughter]

>> Oh god. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT. GET

OUT.

[laughter]

>> Let's

noticed you've picked out a lot of our

dinosaur items.

>> Oh, yeah. Actually, that's one of the

reasons why we are not a couple.

>> I chose those. I'm a paleontologist.

>> Really? That is so cool.

>> Oh. Oh, yeah. Don't get too worked up

over it. I mean, it sounds like he's a

doctor, but he's not.

>> Oh, no, no. I'm fascinated by

paleontology. Have you read the new

Walter Alvarez book?

>> Yeah, I I teach it in my class.

>> Oh my god. Standing at a cash register.

I'm holding a credit card and I'm bored.

[laughter]

>> Oh, I love your neighborhood. There's a

great gym right around the corner from

your building.

>> That's my gym.

>> I could tell you work out.

>> [laughter]

>> paleontologist who works out. You're

like Indiana Jones. [laughter]

>> I am like Indiana Jones.

>> Whoops. Oh, I seem to have dropped my

fork.

Let me just bend over and get it.

[laughter]

>> [laughter]

>> Oh god.

>> Okay, enough. This is This is not going

to happen.

>> Oh, come on Roz. I'm miserable here.

Come on. You started this. Now you

finish it.

Come on, Wes. Make love to me.

>> You know what?

>> What?

>> Forget it.

Oh, wow. What now? Ross, you're not

going to talk? How on earth will you

ever annoy me?

Oh, wait a minute. I know.

[snorts]

I mean, you think the damn jalapeno

would have cleared up your sinuses, but

no, that's not enough. But what are you

doing?

>> I'M GETTING THAT BABY OUT OF YOU.

[cheering]

>> [applause]

>> Oh god.

>> Oh, I know.

>> Oh no.

>> I think my water just broke.

>> I [laughter] am good.

[cheering]

Okay. Okay. Uh okay. I got I got the

pillow. Uh got the bag. You got the

keys?

>> I got the keys. Okay. Okay. [laughter]

We're having a baby.

>> I didn't uh really have time to read

this part of the books, but do you think

you think we have time?

>> Not so much.

>> Okay.

>> All right. Yes. From home to the

hospital in under seven minutes. We did

it.

>> Yes. The hard part is truly over.

>> No, but come on. We're off to a great

start, aren't we? I knew I'd get you

here fast, but this has got to be some

kind of a record.

>> Oh, you made it.

>> How the hell did you beat us here?

>> We took a cab. Did you guys walk?

>> No.

>> No, we took a cab, too. But I I did test

runs. I thought

>> Hey, you made it. [laughter]

>> Okay. Is there some kind of magic tunnel

to this hospital?

Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm going

to go have a baby.

>> Okay. Okay. Um, hi. This is Rachel

Green. I'm Ross Geller. We We called

from the car,

>> right? We have a semi-private labor room

waiting for you.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry.

Semi-private. We We We asked for a

private room.

>> Yes, I see that. Here. Unfortunately, we

can't guarantee a private room, and

currently they're all unavailable.

>> Man, if only you'd gotten here sooner.

I'm sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we

have.

>> Okay. Uh, just give us a second,

>> Ross.

>> Yeah.

>> Give her some money.

>> I really think they're out of room.

>> They're not, Ross. They're just saving

them for the important people. Okay.

What What if I was the president?

>> Well, then we'd be in a lot of trouble.

You don't know where any countries are.

>> Okay.

Let's say, would you um would you mind

checking again? See if any uh private

rooms may have opened up.

>> This is a hospital.

>> Okay. You know what I have to say? I

don't really care for your tone. And

this is not the only hospital in this

city. And we have no problem. Whoa. Oh

gosh. Whoa. What? Oh. Ow. Contraction.

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

>> Would you like to see a semi-private

room?

>> Yeah. It couldn't hurt to look. It's

available. Okay. Okay. Wait. You listen

to me. You listen to me. Since I have

been waiting, four women, that's four,

one higher than the number of

centimeters that I am dilated, have come

AND GONE WITH THEIR BABIES. I'm next.

It's my turn. It's only fair. And if you

bring in one more woman and she has her

baby before me, I'm going to sue you.

[laughter]

Not this hospital. I'm going to sue you.

And my husband, he is a lawyer.

>> Oh, great.

>> Don't get BACK ON THAT CASE, HONEY.

I don't think the next patient is very

far along.

>> Okay. Well, then bring her in.

[laughter]

[cheering]

[applause]

>> Oh my

god.

[cheering]

[applause]

>> [music]

[cheering]

>> I can't believe this. [laughter]

>> And yet somehow it's true.

[laughter]

>> I mean, this is so great. We're going to

be baby buddies.

Squeeze [laughter]

your legs together and cover the baby's

ears.

>> Sweetie.

>> Hi. [laughter]

>> Hi, sweetheart. This is my husband, Sid.

I don't think you've met him. Ross

Rachel. This is Sid. I nabbed him a year

ago at the dermatologist's office. Thank

God for adult acne. Huh. [laughter]

>> I still can't believe it. I'm the

luckiest guy in the world.

>> REALLY? [laughter]

>> What'd he say?

>> You know what? You have to speak very

loudly when you're talking to Sid cuz

he's almost completely deaf.

>> Oh, there you go.

>> Oh. Oh, she's upside down. But she's

coming. She's coming.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. She's here. [snorts]

[laughter]

[crying]

>> Oh, she's she's perfect.

Oh, she's so tiny.

Where'd she go?

>> They're just They're just wrapping her

up.

>> Okay. Well, be careful with her. She's

really tiny.

>> Here she is.

[crying]

>> You

Thanks for coming [crying] out of me.

>> [screaming]

>> I know.

>> Oh, she's looking at me.

>> I know you.

>> Do we have a name yet?

>> No, not yet.

>> That's fine. For now, we'll just call

her Baby Girl Green.

>> Oh, no. Baby girl Keller Green.

Hello, baby.

>> There she is.

>> She's so beautiful.

>> Oh my god,

she's amazing.

Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and

had sex. [laughter]

>> It's incredible. I mean, one minute

she's inside you and then 47 hours

later, here she is. [laughter]

>> She looks so real.

[laughter]

>> You know what I mean?

>> Okay, my turn. My turn.

>> Oh, Phoebe.

>> Yes.

>> Oh, baby. Oh, you're so cute. Oh, I

could squeeze your little head.

[laughter]

>> I won't.

>> What's the matter?

>> Nothing. I'm sorry. I just can't stop

crying.

>> The doctor said it's completely normal

with all the hormones. Plus, you you're

sleepd deprived.

>> So, you guys are all sleepd deprived? I

don't see you weeping cuz you put your

slippers on the wrong feet.

>> Oh, God.

What's the matter now?

>> I was reliving it.

>> So, do you know what you're going to

call her yet?

>> Oh, wait a minute. It's not going to be

baby girl. I thought that was so

original.

[laughter]

>> Uh, actually, we we've narrowed it down

to two names.

>> Yeah. And you know what? I love them

both. So, why don't you just pick one

and that'll be it.

>> Wow. Um,

okay. Uh, everyone

This

is Isabella.

>> Oh, I love Isabella.

>> Hi.

[laughter]

>> What?

>> That's not her name.

I'm sorry. She just doesn't feel like an

Isabella.

>> What was the other one, Ross?

>> Um, Delilah.

>> Oh, great. Suddenly, she sounds like a

biblical [laughter]

So, I guess we're back to uh baby girl.

>> Yay.

>> Well, what are we going to do?

>> It's okay, honey. You'll find a name.

>> Oh, easy for you to say. You already

know what your kids' names are going to

be.

>> You do?

>> Yeah. I had them picked out since I was

14.

>> Oh, no. It's going to be named after

some snack or baked good, isn't it?

[laughter]

>> Well, tell us. What are they?

>> Um, okay. If it's a boy, it's Daniel.

>> And if it's a girl,

>> I don't want to say. [laughter]

>> Don't tell us. We're not going to want

it.

>> Okay,

it's Emma.

>> EMMA.

>> SEE, I don't want it. [laughter]

Take it.

>> What?

>> She's clearly an Emma.

>> Oh, honey. But you love that name.

>> Yeah, but I love you more.

Besides, you know, nothing goes with

being, so I'm screwed.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - 怀孕 (huáiyùn)
candy /ˈkændi/ A1	noun - 糖果 (tángguǒ)
dinner /ˈdɪnər/ A2	noun - 晚餐 (wǎncān)
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - 怀孕 (huáiyùn)
body /ˈbɑːdi/ A2	noun - 身体 (shēntǐ)
scene /siːn/ A2	noun - 场景 (chǎngjǐng)
friend /frend/ A1	noun - 朋友 (péngyou)
embarrass /ɪmˈbærəs/ B1	verb - 使尴尬 (shǐ gāngà)
favorite /ˈfeɪvərɪt/ A2	adjective - 最喜欢的 (zuì xǐhuan de)
flavor /ˈfleɪvər/ A2	noun - 味道 (wèidào)
dog /dɑːɡ/ A1	noun - 狗 (gǒu)
positive /ˈpɑːzətɪv/ B1	adjective - 积极 (jījí)
negative /ˈneɡətɪv/ B1	adjective - 消极 (xiāojí)
hormones /ˈhɔːrmoʊnz/ C1	noun - 激素 (jīsù)
condom /ˈkɑːndɑːm/ B2	noun - 避孕套 (bìyùntào)
pregnant /ˈpreɡnənt/ B1	adjective - 怀孕 (huáiyùn)

重点语法结构

• Trick or treat.

  ➔ 祈使句 (qīshì jù)

  ➔ 这是万圣节期间使用的经典问候语，表达直接的请求。

• >> Oh, well, you're just the prettiest ballerina I've ever seen.

  ➔ 最高级形容词 ('prettiest') 和完成过去时 ('have ever seen')

  ➔ 这句话使用了“pretty”的最高级形式来强调芭蕾舞演员的美丽。“have ever seen”表示直到目前为止的经历。

• Monica, we need more candy.

  ➔ 情态动词 'need' 表示必要性

  ➔ 这句话使用“need”来表示需要更多的糖果。这是对必要性的直接陈述。

• What? There's only been like four kids.

  ➔ 使用“like”作为语篇标记和现在完成时 ('has been')

  ➔ 单词“like”被非正式地用来缓和陈述。“has been”表示到目前为止只有少数孩子来过。

• I know. Couldn't care less.

  ➔ 双重否定 ('Couldn't care less') 用于强调

  ➔ 短语“Couldn't care less”是一种使用双重否定来表达完全不感兴趣的习语。意思是“我一点也不在乎”。