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[中文]

聚集在一起，光荣的粪便怪物，

，让你们大饱眼福，看看我

手中握着的东西。运动的未来，

悬浮滑板。

>> 我不明白那些东西。

走路对你来说真的那么难吗？

>> 哦，艾姆斯，走路真是一场噩梦。

>> 是的，艾米。

>> 现在，朋友们，

吃掉我的太空灰尘。

>> 好的。比我

想象的要难控制一点。好的，我们开始吧。哇！我想

我已经掌握了窍门。不，我不是。

我没事。

>> 我正在做。我正在做。 [掌声]

>> 你明白了。

>> 不，我没有这个，特里。别让

离开我。运动的未来就是现在。

>> 嘿，你们看到我今天带来

的那个家伙了吗？毒贩。 81岁。我

认为这是我

整个职业生涯中最古老的项圈。我曾经逮捕过一位

96 岁的老人，因为他闪着光。我

害怕他会死在我的后座上或者

闪到我身上。我最大的来电者是 78 岁，但

PCP 让她像 20 岁一样打架。

>> 两个 50 岁的双胞胎怎么样？

算100岁吗？

>> 不好。

>> 否。

>> 您说的是最旧的包吗？ 68.

>> 那并没有那么旧。

>> 是啊，但我才 20 岁。

>> 20？那时你还是警察吗？

>> 不，伙计。那是在我进入

学院之前。

>> 查尔斯并不是在谈论他最古老的

被捕。

呃。 [尖叫]

>> 不，是的，我是。我是。是的。最古老的

逮捕。 68. 就像我说的，

>> 天啊，当你

20 多岁时，你就和一个 68 岁的人发生了性关系。

>> 你知道当你有

机会和年长的女人上床时会是什么样子。你

>> 不，那不是一个年长的女人。那是

一位老妇人。那是某人的奶奶。

>> 她实际上就是我认识她的方式。

和她的孙子马文一起上大学。

不要 不要把它敲到你的身上 她有一个

替换髋关节，具有一些严重的

扭矩。

>> 这就像与变形金刚发生性关系。

>> 这不是任何人的幻想。好吧，

这就是我们的立场。这家夜总会是

功绩犯罪

辛迪加的大本营。我一直在追踪俱乐部

老板弗拉基米尔·德罗伊克 (Vladimir Droic)，他又名龙，

又名我的第一个拥有很酷昵称的人。

>> 匕首艾尔巴博索怎么样？

>> 是的，事实证明罗莎在

这件事上撒了谎。 Elbaboso 实际上意味着蛞蝓。

>> Donto，这意味着愚蠢的愚蠢。

>> 这非常残酷。我向几位美丽的拉丁裔

为Elaboso。

女士称自己

>> 哦，这就是你喜欢的类型，不是吗，杰基？

就像索菲亚和好的。好的。无论如何，

龙涉及多项

人口贩卖罪，抱歉，

到底发生了什么事？你是谁？

>> Trxil 与有组织犯罪小组。我

来这里是为了获取市长案例材料。

>> 哦，是吗？好吧，我们来看看我的

队长对此有何评论。

>> 感谢您获取材料。

>> 确保您还拿起了 Peralta 办公桌上的文件

。

>> 哇，这不是我看到的

的播放方式。先生，我以为你说这是我的

案例。

>> 我给了你两周时间。我已经不再抵御有组织犯罪小组的

了。

由于佩拉尔塔的简报被缩短，

你们都可以利用这段时间清理

你们的办公桌。看看这个地方。

吃了一半的食物、皱巴巴的纸巾、

家人的照片。

>> 图片有什么问题？

>> 如果你爱某人，你会记得

他们的样子。

>> 这

>> 橡皮筋球是什么？

>> 将手环放在盒子或袋子中。由于

你们显然都有时间玩

投掷游戏，我将取消

个月的加班，立即生效。开始工作

，为这些乐队

>> 为你

、你和你去球。

>> 这些是什么？

>> 女士，这些是性病。

>> 你在说什么，伙计？

>> 性病。保存薇薇安和我的

婚礼的日期。

>> 啊，是的。嘿，出于好奇，您给多少

人传染了性病？

>> 很多。好像有一百个。

发生了什么事？

>> 呃哦。好的，我明白了。 STD还有另一个

含义。你真恶心。没有人

会这么想。

>> 每个人都会这么想。但

很高兴你的思绪没有

到那里。

>> 谢谢。有点甜。

>> 你的第一支舞会让我

发烧吗？

>> 您会在

接待处提供螃蟹吗？

>> 你有疱疹吗？

>> 伙计们，这是我的婚礼。这对我来说

很重要。别再开玩笑了。

>> 你是对的。我们很抱歉。

>> 是的，

>> 我们爱你，伙计。疣等等。

抱歉，我做了一个草率的决定。我

很想说出来。好吧，我完成了。

[笑声]

我有性病。

>> 所以，只需回复或

>> 是的，号码就在街道上。

>> 太棒了。好吧。汽车将在 2 分钟内接我和

艾米。你确定当我

冷静地监视我的案件吗？

在游轮上时你会

>> 你打赌。我希望你玩得开心。

嘿，不要结交新的好朋友。

[笑声]

>> 也许你不应该去。

>> 你在开玩笑吗？我很高兴继续

这周的航行，只是坐在

周围无所事事。直接过

那样的生活吧，你们。邮轮

行程在层压机上热腾腾。谁

准备好享受

安排好的不间断乐趣？

>> 哦，我实际上以为我们可以坐在

泳池边，无限量地吃虾，然后

看看它对我们的身体有何影响。

>> 很可爱。不过，我不知道

是否有时间。

游轮提供 77 项活动，我

报名参加了其中 76 项活动。寡妇快速约会

似乎很糟糕。

>> 好吧，这次巡游的观点略有不同

。称其为

生活对话的鼻涕虫，但我认为它会

自行解决。再见同事们，或者他们喜欢说的

，

杰克，你愿意和我一起去特里的

办公室吗？

>> 哦，私人约会，嗯？整个

试图制作婴儿用品让你

超级怪异。特里，怎么了，伙计？

>> 您认为发生了什么？

>> 他显然认为你要

在这里进行秘密性行为。

>> 什么？不太合适吗？我没想到

。艾米做到了。她发短信告诉我这件事。

看，证明。不管怎样，怎么了，

中尉？

>> 圣地亚哥和我要去参加纽约警察局的

行政研讨会。

>> 而且这是自愿的，所以只有很酷的

孩子才会去那里。

>> 非常爱你。继续。不管怎样，

今天的事情由你负责。

>> 天哪，讲座来了。

负责，杰克。不要做任何

疯狂或有趣的事情。

>> 没有讲座。我相信你。

>> 哦，但以前总是有

讲座。

>> 是的，好吧，你不再是以前那个

不成熟、叛逆的孩子了。

你和艾米不是刚买了一辆

家庭友好的中型轿车

>>，颜色叛逆，香槟色，

是一种酒精。我们不要忘记，我

现在就想在你的办公室做爱

。

>> 是的。生孩子并成为

父亲。

>> 他把事情转向了我。

>> 我现在更信任你了，这也不错。

另外，你们

今天也没什么可做的。我的意思是，这支小队是

执行预备阅兵任务的。你的工作是

坐着。

>> 好点。此外，像我这样负责任的人可能会

事情是什么。

做的最糟糕的

>> 大家，扣好屁股。吉米

JAB 游戏回来了。

>> 小心。您在此次

抓取中只能获得一次机会。

>> 别担心。我知道我在做什么。我

看了 Hurt

Locker 的前 15 分钟。

>> 快点。恶臭太大了。我们必须

把那些鞋子带出这里。我们还有多少

时间？

>> Skully 30 分钟前吃了他的 Popey，所以

我们的小睡时间可能还剩 10 分钟

。 12 如果他太累了。

好吧，上来吧。

它被困住了。中止任务。我有一个

的想法。

[叹气]

让我们把这双鞋送入地狱吧。

>> 哦，等等。是的，只是闻起来比以前更糟糕

。哦，

>> 中止。我们已经抓获了凶手。我们

取缔了卡特尔。但今天，我们面临

纽约最糟糕的情况。

消防队。

消防队长。繁荣。我们又见面了。

>> 佩拉尔塔侦探。你的飞翔下来了。我

让你看了。

>> 我没看。而且我穿着短裤。

没有苍蝇。

>> 你妈妈不是这么说的。

>> 你没有道理。

>> 现在我在你的脑海里。

>> 准备好死吧。

>> 52.

并且你会做梦。

[欢呼]

[尖叫]

>> 你不必每次都跳舞。

>> 是的，但我每次都选择跳舞。

>> 你只有一场比赛。你把球传给

杰夫，他将球传进。我想

看到你得分。

>> 好。因为你即将看到它。你

即将看到它直接走向地狱。

>> 现在，特里，

>> 我做到了。我一个人做的。

>> 我是世界之王。

女士们、先生们，欢迎来到

最令人期待的活动，

辖区历史上

>>神秘手提箱拍卖会。

>> 没错，雅各布。这只小狗自 1976 年以来一直在

失物招领处。

今天没有人知道它的内容。

我很高兴地说霍尔特船长

终于允许我拍卖

它。

>> 我会让你给我喷晒黑喷雾。

任何你想要的颜色，

>> 杰克？愿意牺牲自己的尊严。

谁能超越？

>> 按摩。我给你按摩一下。

>> 查尔斯走错了方向，

使自己被取消资格。

有趣的方法。橙色杰克去

一次。去了两次。

>> 我给你看一张我在

高中的照片。有侧小马。哦，罗莎

即将到来。罗莎火热登场。

>> 我还将让您完全掌控我的

头发和衣柜。我会和你去约会

。

>> 卖给了杰克，而不是卖给了斯库利。

真的吓坏了我，我只想

现在就结束。

所以，就有了这个手提箱。我不在乎。

是的。

>> 嘿，吉娜，我们收到了一份匿名礼物

篮子。是的。里面装满了零食。它有

肉类、奶酪、糖果以及所有

类食物。奶酪棒极了。它

在我的嘴里和手里融化了。

>> H 法国巧克力、法国奶酪、

小法国泡菜。你们

侦探中没有人认为这可能是法国人送给哈特船长的礼物

吗？

就像他的丈夫 Pomp，

>> 什么？ [笑声]

没门。这是一位

不知名的有爱心的公民送给我们的一份精美礼物，他想让我们

咀嚼。

>> 那这是什么？亲爱的雷蒙德船长

霍尔特，最想你的是凯文

科斯纳博士。他甚至使用了他们的宠物名字

。

>> 哦不，我吃了巧克力

草莓。这是其中最亲密的

小吃。霍尔德将在 30 分钟后

结束会议。

我们做什么？

>> 吃掉

>> 现在。

>> 不，没关系。我们可以解决这个问题。

>> 看看吧，先生。凯文从

。

巴黎千里迢迢送给您的可爱礼品篮

>> 直接来自巴黎。

订书机、

剪刀、

橡皮筋。

>> 那个人真的了解我。 [笑声]

>> 鸽子还在这里。

>> 是的，无论我们做什么，他

都不会离开。问题是你

像侦探一样思考。

>> 不，我绝对不是。

>> 当你应该像鸟一样思考时。

这是拯救私鸽的行动。

就我而言，我将打开这个风扇，

轻轻地让我们的鸟从正东进入

文件箱峡谷，在那里他将

遇到拿着两个锅盖的查尔斯。

他会把它们撞在一起，迫使

私人鸽子进入那里的天花板

，然后从那里的天花板出来，在那里他

将受到可怕的罗莎拿着一张

猫头鹰的可怕照片的欢迎。现在他正在

玩我们的游戏。他会向左转向

一个倒置的垃圾桶，该垃圾桶由

一根曲棍球杆支撑，并连接到吉娜拿着的一根绳子

。她拉它。他被

困住了，特里将他释放到了外面。

>> 特里讨厌鸟。

>> 好的，小朋友。让我们带你回家

去找妈妈。

>> 天啊，它直接飞进了风扇里。

无处不在。到处都是鸽子。

[尖叫]

我可以向您介绍《自杀小队》吗？

坚持住，天才。你想让我们你的

敌人帮你打倒

凯利专员？

>> 你们认为我是你们的敌人吗？你是

我最好的朋友。我们已经

三年没和你说话了，CJ。

>> 等等。是的，我正在考虑不同的

人。

>> 哦，雷蒙德。你来找我寻求帮助

，这表明你已经成熟了多少。

你知道还有什么可以显示你

的成熟程度吗？你枯萎的脸。

>> 现在我知道你为什么将其称为

敢死队了，佩拉尔塔。因为我

已经想自杀了。

>> 为什么不等一周呢？你可能

死于年老。

>> 我死的唯一方法是，如果你

用你的一根瘦骨嶙峋的手指触碰我

，然后把我拖过河棍，你

收割者。

>> 啊，太棒了。非常有创意。听着，约翰

凯利必须被阻止。他正在监视

名平民。这是违宪的，

这是错误的。

>> 请。你认为这些

豺狼中的任何一只关心什么是对还是

错吗？我会帮忙的。

>> 看吧，先生，每个人都有优点，

，但我希望出于自私的

原因而为人所知。

>> 您为什么希望知道这一点？

>> 好吧，因为我以前从未见过 CJ，而且我

希望他认为我很酷。

>> 正在运行。我的意思是，我喜欢你

接管房间的方式。 [笑声]

>> 是的，太棒了。

>> 你知道，我实际上也不介意

摆脱约翰·凯利。那个

家伙编造了这么多愚蠢的规则。他告诉我

我不能吃生鸡肉。而您

认为新委员会

>> 是的，他已经上任了。所以，是的，

新专员会因为任何原因让你吃生

鸡肉。

>> 更健康。

>> 确实如此。围城。

>> 你希望从中得到什么，

Madlin？让我猜一下。为多萝西

报仇，杀死你的妹妹。

>> 我想要和你一样，雷蒙德。我认为

约翰·凯利所做的事情很糟糕。

>> 是的。说得好，一个。所以，我们都在

板上。这很令人兴奋。我们把它

带进来吧。嗯？ 《自杀小队》第三季。准备好？

一，二。

>> 我不碰其他人的手。

>> 谁的手粘稠？

>> 哦，那可能是我。我之前吃了一根冰棒

。

>> 可能是梅琳。蟑螂

释放出粘液状分泌物。

>> 你会了解蟑螂。你个蟑螂。

>> 第三，自杀小队。感谢

大家前来参加希区柯克的

离婚派对。

>> 蛋糕两人为何要结婚？

>> 那是我和希区柯克。男孩们

又回到了一起。

>> 这个蛋糕是为同性恋婚礼准备的。里面的

是彩虹。

>> 呃呃。这是我最喜欢的味道。所有

口味。

>> 我不敢相信贝西已经走了。这真是

出乎意料。

>> 嗯，不完全是。我的意思是，她确实有

与她的理发师发生外遇，而你

拍摄了它并威胁要发布

录像带，然后她说她不在乎

并亲自将其放在互联网上。然后

，当它开始赚钱时，你

起诉她，索要一半的利润

>>，然后突然出现离婚

文件。

>> 啊，伙计，你会没事的。

>> 感觉不像。我的心

永远被毁了。我已经受够了爱。我

永远找不到任何人是天啊。把

罐装在她身上。

>> 你看到一个呆子吗？我要去买一些。

好吧，希区柯克还是很糟糕。

>> 火鸡日快乐。

>> 是的。就在门外。

>> 什么？这是怎么回事？

>> 我们正在玩煮宾果感恩节

版本。

>> 每个人都在卡片上填写了

个可能与 Charles 相关的场景。

第一个宾果游戏获得 100 美元。

>> 火鸡日那天，我在

中心广场接到煮沸电话。

Boil 解释说他们在第一个感恩节

吃了龙虾。他们做到了。回到

那时，他们将龙虾海洋称为

虫子。我会为你标记它。

>> 我想我在这里拿到了获胜牌。

布伊尔告诉我们，他在三年级时扮演了

风中奇缘。

>> 所有女孩都太大了。

>> 这是一个有趣的。布耶说“狼吞虎咽

狼吞虎咽”。

>> 好吧，既然我知道你想让我说

，我就用两口狼吞虎咽地说出来。

>> 狼吞虎咽

>> 狼吞虎咽。天哪，听起来

就是这样。我不喜欢这个游戏。

>> 煮沸物体以煮沸宾果游戏。

>> 加油，伙计们。

>> Boil 说：“来吧，伙计们。这是特里的两个

。”

>> 那么，你猜怎么着？如果我整天安静地坐在这里

小游戏。

，什么也不做，就会破坏你的

>> 有人有煮沸跌倒在地板上的情况吗？

>> 没有人。那是一场胜利。这是 Boil 的

胜利。繁荣。

>> 煮沸。

>> 他来了。沸腾来了

>> 这太有趣了。我希望你们

被枪击的次数更频繁。

>> 回到99年。

[欢呼]

>> 欢迎回来，侦探。

>> 哇。这一切都是为了我吗？当然是

。伙计，你在那里穿什么？

>> 哦，我的裤子都不适合我的屁股

石膏。我很幸运，我妈妈借给了我她的

暖腿套。

>> 那是幸运的。

>> 非常可爱的踏板车。

>> 哦，是的。我知道。看看这些

甜甜圈。

>> 哦，那太糟糕了。我可以帮你

吗？

>> 不。没有。一切都在掌控之中。

我拿起了几个抓手。

>> 是的。

>> 所以，我能够做我

以前做过的一切。所以现在，请原谅，

我要像每天一样早上给自己泡

杯咖啡。

>> 好吧，让我们来解决问题。

>> 好吧，

>> 心是最难的部分。

>> 让我帮你拿一下，Bo。

>> 不需要。根本不需要。太棒了，

罗莎。开始了。

>> 嘿，呃，嘿，查尔斯，喝我的

咖啡吧。很新鲜。

>> 好吧，我想。我的意思是，如果你不介意的话

。

>> 好吧，你明白了。

>> 好吧。

>> 没问题。你为什么不直接用

你的另一只手呢？

>> 我的演员中的热咖啡。 [笑声]

>> 冷牛奶。冷牛奶。

>> 哦，它从瓶子里出来了。

>> 它从底部出来。

>> 就像吃冰棒一样吃黄油吧，

男孩？

>> 是的，我知道。我在宠坏自己，但是

我很沮丧。或者你忘记了

我最好的朋友杰克在监狱里？

>> 等等，[音乐] 杰克在监狱里？是的，他

和罗莎被霍金斯中尉陷害为一系列银行

抢劫案。

>> 哦，对了。吉娜在哪里？

>> 休产假。上周我们都参加了她的

婴儿送礼会。

>> 好的。还有我为什么会流血？

>> 我不知道，希区柯克。

>> 哦，所以你没有所有的答案。

我流血了，因为我的那块垃圾

女婿咬了我。

>> 看，我们都想念杰克和罗莎，这

就是我们必须继续处理此案的原因。

必须有某种方法来为他

开脱。

>> 我一直在寻找，但找不到

任何东西，而且我不知道该怎么办。

>> 我找不到任何东西，而且我不知道

该怎么做。你的性爱录像带的标题。

>> 现在发生了什么？

>> 他们抓住了试图逃离

国家的霍金斯。她承认了一切，

他们让我出去了。

>> 天哪，杰克。真的是你吗？

你真的在这里吗？

>> 你知道的，宝贝。但首先，我要

拥抱我最好的朋友。

>> 什么？

>> 欢迎回来，佩拉尔塔。我刚刚收到

市长的来信，对

发生在你身上的事情表示歉意。他们要带您去迪士尼

世界。你和一位男客人。 [音乐]

>> 只要我不必参加任何

恐怖游乐设施，我就会去看

表演。

>> 煮沸。煮沸，[尖叫]煮沸，煮沸，

煮沸，煮沸，

>> 煮沸。您是否又梦见了杰克

？

>> 你为什么叫醒我？我告诉过你永远不要

叫醒我。

>> 哦，大家好。伙计们，伙计们，看看

。希区柯克在休息室

房间里睡着了，所以我把他的手放在一碗

温水中。

>> 来吧，伙计。这是有史以来最愚蠢的恶作剧

。

>> 呃，不。它是最聪明的，因为它

涉及生物学。我敢打赌它已经起作用了

。我们走吧，杰克。

希区柯克，不。

>> 他快淹死了。他快淹死了。

>> 救救他，[尖叫]伙计。 [呻吟]

>> 把它收回来，杰克。很棒的恶作剧。

>> 大家听着。当

霍尔特队长出城参加会议时，

我负责。 [音乐] 这意味着，

杰克，我命令你扔掉那个

姜饼屋。是从圣诞节开始的。

>> 好吧，但你将要离开

很多无家可归的蚂蚁。

>> 检查一下，失败者。猜猜谁找到了他们的

经销商？

>> 不错。怎么落下来了？我们追着他

穿过地铁隧道，又穿过

雨水沟。阿德里安和我订婚了，

，然后我们在他的袜子里塞了半公斤

可乐。

>> 等等，等等，等等。

>> 你刚才说什么？

>> 它在他的袜子里。这些傻瓜，他们

从不[清喉咙]认为我们会

检查他们的袜子。

>> 不，在那之前，怪人。

参与的部分。

>> 哦，是的。我们订婚了。

>> 订婚了。已订婚的。

>> 是的。

>> 就像湿了一样。

>> 是的。

>> 认真的吗？

>> 是的。

>> 太棒了。我们想要日期。告诉我们

一切。我不想吹响自己的

号角或其他什么，但这真是超级

浪漫。

>> 你关注。我会在

巷子里拦住他。

>> 好的。等待。你想结婚吗？

>> 是的。

>> 大家，检查一下您的电子邮件。可能发生的最伟大的

事情刚刚发生了

。 [音乐]

>> 高中时击败你的女孩

valadictorian 死了？

>> 不行。凯文·科斯纳在雷蒙德的生日聚会上要求你送礼物

。

>> 凯文·科斯纳是谁？他是

Dan's with Wolves 的明星吗？他是霍尔特船长的

丈夫。雷蒙德·霍尔特船长。我们

受邀参加船长的生日聚会。

>> 哦，船长聚会什么的。

>> 我迫不及待地想看看

雷蒙德房子的内部。我将了解

关于他的一切。

>> 我打赌它真的很奇特。就像美女和

野兽的幻想。

>> 不，它可能只是一个空的白色

立方体，里面有一个USB端口，供他

在睡眠

模式时插入手指。

>> 显然，我的丈夫凯文邀请

你们来参加我的聚会。

路边停车位很少，没有礼物，没有唱歌

生日快乐。应该很有趣。

听起来棒极了。

>> 你听到了吗？他的丈夫邀请了

我们，而不是他。他不想让我们

在那里。

>> 是的，他做到了。

>> 这是最后一刻的邀请。

只是搅拌锅。

>> 为什么霍尔不希望我们在那里？

>> 因为他认为我们会

在他丈夫面前让他难堪，

坦率地说，这是一种侮辱。

>> 天啊，我的

麦片里所有的橙汁汽水都洒了出来。 [哼哼]

又发生了。罗莎.罗莎

希区柯克在休息室睡着了。

我恶作剧了他。我把他的鞋带

系在一起。

>> 他已经 38 岁了，老兄。

>> 我知道。但我的恶作剧仍然如此

新鲜。太不可思议了。

>> 在

受伤之前必须解开他的鞋带。

>> 认真的吗？

>> 说真的。

>> 很好。但

可能发生的最糟糕的事情是什么？

>> 他被勒死了。

[尖叫]

>> 好吧，杰弗斯。这次会议

的主要内容是什么？今天我的工作量已满

。

>> 我没有调用它。我以为你[音乐]

做到了。什么？我没有做过这样的事。

>> 那么，如果你们都没有调用它，那么

是谁调用的？

走吧。

>> 希拉，太棒了。好的，

留在这里。哇，我不敢相信我

执行得如此完美。

>> 太棒了。

>> 吉娜，这是怎么回事？

>> 我想要最后一次盛大的

入场。

>>决赛？你是什​​么意思？

>> 我决定离开 99，这就是

为什么

>> 哦，好吧。

我正在递交两周通知。

>> 我不明白。你要

做什么？

>> 我不确定。但杰克让我相信

是时候开始新的篇章了。是时候张开翅膀飞翔了

。我是

天使。我是天使。我是天使。

>> 这太疯狂了。我无法想象没有你的 99

。

>> 别担心。我有一份临别礼物

你们所有人。我为您印制了 Time for Gina 的

意见连帽衫，上面印有您的名字

。就这样吧。

>> 哦，这很有趣。是时候谈谈

杰克的意见了。

>> 你疯了什么？不，它在

，然后你的名字被缝在前面的

背面用大字体写着吉娜意见的时间

上，非常小。我不得不猜测一些拼写

，

>> Arie。

>> 但这还不是全部。在接下来的

两周内，我将为你们每个人留下

一个标志性的吉娜时刻。

一些如此令人震惊的事情，它将伴随您

一生。就像

这个名为

The Lexit 的解释性舞蹈作品一样。

该舞蹈将由四个

动作来表演。每一个都表达了我个性的一个

方面。

太棒了。这是第一个动作吗？

>> 你疯什么？不，那是

热身。每个动作45分钟。

>> 哦，该死。

>> 击中它。

>> 圣地亚哥，你的

中士考试成绩已经到了。

>> 哦。大家腾出空间。艾米需要

足够的空间来跳她标志性的傻瓜

舞蹈。

>> 我不知道是否会有

傻瓜舞。看看

信封有多小。这不是什么大好消息

信封。这是一个坏消息

信封。

>> 什么？那太疯狂了。中士，告诉她

信封大小并不重要。

>> 老实说，我得到了一个更大的

信封。

>> 天啊。

>> 无益，特里。非常无助。

>> 我的也更大。

>> 好吧，我只是永远不会打开它。这样

，我就永远不会被拒绝。

>> 好的，我打开它。

>> 不。

>> 不。

>> 再努力一点。

>> 我打开了它。你通过了。

>> 天啊。我要成为一名外科医生。

>> 你要成为一名中士？

>> 是的。

>> 哦不，它正在发生。

>> 是的，

>> 那是我未来的妻子。

所以，

>> 告诉我什么时候告诉我

什么时候告诉我

见鬼，

>> 伙计。他们一起忘记了我的皮可。

[音乐]

>> 我不敢相信他们正在给

地板打蜡，而我们却被困在这里。我

以前从未见过他们这样做。

>> 他们每月一次。我们只是从来没有

上过夜班。

>> 我知道。我们就像受到惩罚一样。

我们要去佛罗里达。

>> 我不听你们

说的那么多话。

>> 好吧，坦白说，我很同情你们这些人。

你往外看，发现了一个问题。我

在那里看到了机会。

我要从 Holt 的办公室滑到

地板上。您将执行

电梯的

FBP。

>> 没错，罗莎。我正在做完整的

牛棚。

开始吧。

我们可以一起构建这个。 [音乐]

永远坚强。

现在没有什么可以阻止我们[音乐]。如果这个

世界的人数耗尽，[音乐]

我们仍然会拥有彼此。没有什么可以阻止我们

[唱歌]。没有什么

[音乐]

能阻止我们。

>> 完整的牛棚。 [尖叫]

[英语]

Gather around, glorious turd monsters,

and feast your eyes on what I hold in

this hand. The future of movement, a

hoverboard.

>> I don't understand those things. Is

walking really so hard for you?

>> Oh, Ames, walking's a nightmare.

>> Yeah, Amy.

>> Now, friends,

eat my space dust.

>> Okay. A little harder to control than I

thought. Okay, there we go. Woo! I think

I'm getting the hang of it. NO, I'M NOT.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> I'M DOING IT. I'M DOING IT. [applause]

>> YOU GOT THIS.

>> NO, I do NOT GOT THIS, TERRY. DON'T LET

GO OF ME. THE FUTURE of movement IS NOW.

>> HEY, you guys see the dude I brought in

today? The drug dealer. 81 years old. I

think it's the oldest collar of my

entire career. I once arrested a

96-year-old for flashing. I was

terrified he'd die in my back seat or

flash me. My oldest caller was 78, but

the PCP made her fight like she was 20.

>> What about two 50-year-old twins? Does

that count as a 100-year-old?

>> No good.

>> No.

>> You're talking oldest bags? 68.

>> That's not that old.

>> Yeah, but I was only 20.

>> 20? Were you even a cop then?

>> No, man. It was before I got into the

academy.

>> Charles isn't talking about his oldest

arrest.

Ew. [screaming]

>> No. Yes, I am. Yes, I am. Yeah. Oldest

arrest. 68. LIKE I SAID,

>> GOD, YOU HAD sex with a 68-year-old when

you were in your 20s.

>> You know how it is when you have a

chance at bed an older woman. You

>> No, that is not an older woman. That's

an old woman. That's someone's grandma.

>> She was actually That's how I met her.

Was college with her grandson Marvin.

Don't Don't knock it to your She had a

replacement hip with some serious

torque.

>> It's like having sex with a transformer.

>> That is no one's fantasy. All right,

here's where we stand. This nightclub is

the home base for the Merit Crime

Syndicate. I've been tracking the club

owner, Vladimir Droic, aka the dragon,

aka my first per with a cool nickname.

>> What about Elbaboso, the dagger?

>> Yeah, it turns out Rosa was lying about

that. Elbaboso actually means the slug.

>> Donto, that means dumb dumb.

>> It was very cruel. I referred to myself

as Elaboso to several beautiful Latina

ladies.

>> Oh, that's your type, isn't it, Jakey?

Like Sophia and Okay. Okay. Anyway, the

dragon is involved in several counts of

human trafficking as well as I'm sorry,

what's going on? Who are you?

>> Trxil with the organized crime unit. I'm

here for the mayor case materials.

>> Oh, are you? Well, we'll see what my

captain has to say about this.

>> Thank you for taking the materials.

>> Make sure you also pick up the files

that are on Peralta's desk.

>> Wow, that is not how I saw it playing

out. Sir, I thought you said this was my

case.

>> I gave you two weeks. I'm done fending

off the organized crime unit squad.

Since Peralta's briefing was cut short,

you can all use this time to clean up

your desks. Look at this place.

Halfeaten food, crumpled tissues,

pictures of your families.

>> What's wrong with pictures?

>> If you love someone, you'll remember

what they look like.

>> What is this

>> rubber band ball?

>> Keep your bands in a box or a bag. Since

you all apparently have time to play

throw, I'm canceling overtime for the

month effective immediately. Get to work

and deball these bands

>> for you

and you and you.

>> What are these?

>> These, madam, are STDs.

>> What are you talking about, buddy?

>> STDs. Save the dates for Vivian and my

wedding.

>> Ah, yes. Hey, just out of curiosity, how

many people have you given STDs to?

>> Lots. Like a hundred.

What's going on?

>> Uh oh. Okay, I get it. STD has another

meaning. You're gross. No one else is

going to think that.

>> Everyone is going to think that. But

it's sweet that your mind didn't go

there.

>> Thank you. It is kind of sweet.

>> Will your first dance be to you give me

fever?

>> Will you be serving crabs at the

reception?

>> Do you have herpes?

>> Guys, this is my wedding. This is

important to me. No more jokes.

>> You're right. And we're sorry.

>> Yes,

>> we love you, buddy. Warts and all.

Sorry, I made a rash decision. I was

itching to say it. Okay, I'm done.

[laughter]

I have an STD.

>> So, just RSVP or

>> Yeah, the number's right on the streets.

>> Great. Okie do. The car's picking me and

Amy up in 2 minutes. You sure you're

cool keeping tabs on my cases while I'm

on the cruise?

>> You bet. I hope you have a great time.

Hey, don't make any new best friends.

[laughter]

>> Maybe you shouldn't go.

>> Are you kidding? I am psyched to go on

this weekl long cruise just sitting

around doing nothing. Straight up living

that slug life, y'all. Cruise

itineraries hot off a laminator. Who's

ready for some non-stop totally

scheduled fun?

>> Oh, I actually thought we could just sit

by the pool, eat unlimited shrimp, and

see what it does to our bodies.

>> That's cute. I don't know if there's

going to be time, though. The cruise

offers 77 activities, and I signed us up

for 76 of them. Speed dating for widows

seemed like a bummer.

>> Okay, so slightly different perspectives

going into this cruise. Call it the slug

life talking, but I think it's going to

work itself out. Goodbye co-workers, or

as they like to say it, se

Jake, will you join me in Terry's

office?

>> Oh, private rendevous, huh? This whole

trying to make a baby thing has got you

super freaky. Terry, what's up, dude?

>> What did you think was happening?

>> He clearly thought you were going to

have secret sex in here.

>> What? Inappropes much? I did not think

that. Amy did. She texted me about it.

See, proof. Anyway, what's up,

Lieutenant?

>> Santiago and I are going to an

administration workshop for the NYPD.

>> And it's voluntary, so only the cool

kids are going to be there.

>> Love you so much. Continue. Anyways,

you're in charge for the day.

>> Oh boy, here comes the lecture. Be

responsible, Jake. Don't do anything

crazy or fun.

>> There's no lecture. I trust you.

>> Oh, but there always used to be a

lecture.

>> Yeah, well, you're not the same

immature, rebellious kid you used to be.

Didn't you and Amy just buy a

familyfriendly midsize sedan

>> in a rebellious color, champagne, which

is an alcohol. And let's not forget, I

wanted to have sex in your office just

now.

>> Yeah. To have a baby and become a

father.

>> He turned it around on me.

>> It's not bad that I trust you more now.

Plus, there's not even that much for you

guys to do today. I mean, the squad is

on reserve parade duty. Your job is to

sit around.

>> Good point. Besides, what's the worst

thing a responsible guy like me COULD

DO.

>> BUCKLE YOUR BUTTS, EVERYONE. THE JIMMY

JAB GAMES ARE BACK.

>> CAREFUL. You only get one shot at this

crawl.

>> Don't worry. I know what I'm doing. I

saw the first 15 minutes of the Hurt

Locker.

>> Hurry. The stench is too much. We got to

get those shoes out of here. How much

time do we have?

>> Skully ate his Popey 30 minutes ago, so

we probably got 10 minutes left on this

nap. 12 if he's turkey tired.

All right, come up.

It's trapped. Abort mission. I have an

idea.

[sighs]

Let's send these shoes to hell.

>> Oh, wait. Yeah, it just smells worse

than before. Oh,

>> abort. We've busted murderers. We've

taken down cartels. But today, we face

the worst New York has to offer. The

fire department.

Fire marshal. Boom. We meet again.

>> Detective Peralta. Your flies down. I

made you look.

>> I didn't look. And I'm wearing shorts.

There is no fly.

>> That's not what your mom said.

>> You make no sense.

>> And now I'm inside your head.

>> Prepare to die.

>> 52.

AND you dream.

[cheering]

[screaming]

>> You don't have to dance every time.

>> True, but I choose to dance every time.

>> You have one play. You give the ball to

Jeff and he runs it in. I I'd like to

see you score one.

>> Good. Cuz you're about to see it. You're

about to see it straight to hell.

>> Now, Terry,

>> I did it. I did it alone.

>> I'm the KING OF THE WORLD.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, welcome to the

most anticipated event in this

precinct's history, the auction for

>> the suitcase of mystery.

>> Exactly, Jacob. This puppy's been in the

lost and found since 1976.

No one alive today knows its contents.

I'm happy to say Captain Holt has

finally given me permission to auction

it off.

>> I'll let you give me a spray tan. Any

shade you want,

>> Jake? Willing to sacrifice his dignity.

Who can top it?

>> Massage. I'll give you a massage.

>> Charles going in the wrong direction and

getting himself disqualified.

Interesting approach. Orange Jake going

once. Going twice.

>> I'll show you a picture of me in high

school. There is side pony. Ooh, Rosa

coming in hot. Rosa coming in hot.

>> I'll also give you full control of my

hair and wardrobe. I'll go on a date

with you.

>> Sold to Jake, not to Skullie. That

really freaked me out and I just want

this to end now.

So, there's this suitcase. I don't care.

Yeah.

>> Hey, Gina, we got an anonymous gift

basket. Yeah. It's full of treats. It's

got meats, cheeses, candies, all the

food groups. The cheese is amazing. It

melts in my mouth and in my hands.

>> H French chocolates, French cheeses,

tiny French pickles. Did none of you

detectives think this might be a gift

for Captain Halt from someone in France?

Like his husband Pomp,

>> what? [laughter]

No way. This is a nice present from an

unknown appreciative citizen that wanted

us to munch.

>> What's this then? Dear Captain Raymond

Holt, thinking of you best, Dr. Kevin

Cosner, PhD. He even used their pet

names.

>> Oh no, I ate the chocolate covered

strawberry. That's the most intimate

snack of them all. Hold's going to be

back from his meeting in 30 minutes.

What do we do?

>> Eat the note

>> now.

>> No, it's okay. We can fix this.

>> Check it out, sir. A lovely gift basket

that Kevin sent you all the way from

Paris.

>> Straight from Paris.

stapler,

scissors,

rubber bands.

>> That man really knows me. [laughter]

>> Pigeon's still here.

>> Yeah, no matter what we do, he just

won't leave. The problem is you're

thinking like detectives.

>> No, I'm definitely not.

>> When you should be thinking like a bird.

This is operation saving private pigeon.

On my mark, I will turn on this fan,

gently startling our bird due east into

the filebox canyon where he will

encounter Charles holding two pot lids.

He'll bang them together, forcing

Private Pigeon into the ceiling there

and out of the ceiling there, where he

will be greeted by scary Rosa holding a

scary picture of an owl. Now he's

playing our game. He'll veer left into

an upside down garbage can propped up by

a hockey stick and connected to a string

that Gina is holding. She pulls it. He's

trapped and Terry releases him outside.

>> Terry hates birds.

>> Okay, little friend. Let's get you home

to mama.

>> Oh god, IT FLEW RIGHT INTO THE FAN. IT'S

EVERYWHERE. THERE'S PIGEON EVERYWHERE.

[screaming]

May I present to you the Suicide Squad?

Hang on there, genius. You want us your

enemies to help you bring down

Commissioner Kelly?

>> You guys consider me your enemy? You're

some of my best friends. We haven't

talked to you in like 3 years, CJ.

>> Wait. Yeah, I'm thinking of different

guys.

>> Oh, Raymond. That you came to me to ask

for help shows how much you've matured.

You know what else shows how much you've

matured? Your withered face.

>> Now I know why you refer to this as a

suicide squad, Peralta. Because I

already want to kill myself.

>> Why don't you wait a week? You probably

die of old age.

>> The only way I'm going to die is if you

touch me with one of your bony fingers

and drag me across the river sticks, you

reaper.

>> Ah, wonderful. Very creative. Look, John

Kelly has to be stopped. He's spying on

civilians. It's unconstitutional and

it's wrong.

>> Please. Do you think any one of these

jackals cares about what's right or

wrong? I'll help.

>> See, sir, there is good in every person,

but I want it to be known for selfish

reasons.

>> Why would you want that to be known?

>> Well, cuz I never met CJ before, and I

want him to think that I'm cool.

>> It's working. I mean, I love how you're

taking over the room. [laughter]

>> Yeah, that's awesome.

>> You know, I actually wouldn't mind

getting rid of John Kelly either. That

guy makes up so many dumb rules. He told

me I couldn't eat raw chicken. And you

think a new commissioner will

>> Yeah, he's already on board. So, yes, a

new commissioner would let you eat raw

chicken for whatever reason.

>> It's healthier.

>> It sure is. Siege.

>> And what do you hope to get out of this,

Madlin? Let me guess. Revenge on Dorothy

for killing your sister.

>> I want the same as you, Raymond. I think

what John Kelly is doing is terrible.

>> Yes. Well said, one. So, we're all on

board. This is exciting. Let's bring it

in. Huh? Suicide Squad on three. Ready?

One, two.

>> I don't touch other dudes hands.

>> Whose hand is sticky?

>> Oh, that might be me. I ate a popsicle

earlier.

>> It's probably Meline. Cockroaches

release a mucousl like secretion.

>> You would know about roaches. You roach.

>> AND THREE, SUICIDE SQUAD. Thanks

everybody for coming out to Hitchcock's

divorce party.

>> Why is the cake two men getting married?

>> That's me and Hitchcock. The boys are

back together.

>> This cake is for a gay wedding. The

inside is a rainbow.

>> Nuh-uh. It's my favorite flavor. All the

flavors.

>> I can't believe Bethy's gone. It was so

out of the blue.

>> Well, not entirely. I mean, she did have

an affair with her hairdresser and you

filmed it and threatened to release the

tape and then she said she didn't care

and put it on the internet herself. And

then when it started to make money, you

sued her for half the profits

>> and then boom, out of the blue, divorce

papers.

>> Ah, buddy, you'll be okay.

>> It doesn't feel like it. My heart is

ruined forever. I'm done with love. I'll

never find anyone who's Oh my god. Get a

load of the can on her.

>> You see a dorks? I'm going to get some.

Well, Hitchcock still sucks.

>> Happy turkey day.

>> Yes. Right out of the gate.

>> What? What's going on?

>> We're playing boil bingo Thanksgiving

edition.

>> Everyone filled out their cards with

possible Charles related scenarios.

First bingo gets 100 bucks.

>> I had boil calls at turkey day in the

center square.

Boil explains that they ate lobsters at

the first Thanksgiving. They did. Back

in that time, they called lobsters ocean

bugs. And I'll just mark it off for you.

>> I think I got the winning card here.

Boille tells us that he played

Pocahontas in his third grade play.

>> All the girls were too big.

>> This is a fun one. Boille says gobble

gobble gobble.

>> Well, now that I know you want me to say

that, I'll just say it with two gobbles.

>> Gobble gobble

>> gobble. God, it just it just sounds

right that way. I don't like this game.

>> Boil objects to boil bingo.

>> Come on, guys.

>> Boil says, "Come on, guys. That's two

for Terry."

>> Well, guess what? I can spoil your

little game by sitting over here quietly

all day and doing nothing.

>> Anybody have Boil falls on the floor?

>> No one. That's a victory. That's a

victory for Boil. Boom.

>> Boil.

>> He's here. Boil's here.

>> This is so fun. I wish you guys got shot

more often.

>> Back in the 99.

[cheering]

>> Welcome back, detective.

>> Wow. Is this all for me? Of course it

is. What are you wearing there, buddy?

>> Oh, none of my pants fit over my butt

cast. Lucky for me, my mom lent me her

leg warmers.

>> That is lucky.

>> Pretty sweet scooter.

>> Oh, yeah. I know. Check out these

donuts.

>> Oh, that went terribly. Can I help you

with something?

>> Nope. Nope. Everything's under control.

I picked up a couple reacher grabbers.

>> Yep.

>> So, I'm able to do everything that I

used to do. So now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to go make myself a morning

cup of coffee like I do every day.

>> Okay, let's get problem.

>> All right,

>> the heart is the hardest part.

>> Let me get that for you, Bo.

>> No need. No need at all. That's sweet,

Rosa. Here we go.

>> Hey, uh, hey, Charles, just take my

coffee. It's fresh.

>> Okay, I guess. I mean, if you don't

mind.

>> All right, you got it.

>> All righty.

>> No problem. Why wouldn't you just USE

YOUR OTHER HAND?

>> HOT COFFEE IN MY CAST. [laughter]

>> Cold milk. Cold milk.

>> Oh, it's coming out the bottle.

>> It is coming out the bottom.

>> Just eating butter like a popsicle, huh,

boy?

>> Yeah, I know. I'm spoiling myself, but

I'm depressed. Or have you forgotten

that Jake, my best friend, is in prison?

>> Wait, [music] Jake's in prison? Yeah, he

and Rosa were framed for a bunch of bank

robberies by Lieutenant Hawkins.

>> Oh, right. And where's Gina?

>> On maternity leave. We were all at her

baby shower last week.

>> Okay. And why am I bleeding?

>> I don't know, Hitchcock.

>> Oh, so you don't have all the answers.

I'm bleeding because my piece of crap

son-in-law bit me.

>> Look, we all miss Jake and Rosa, which

is why we have to keep working the case.

There has to be some way to exonerate

him.

>> I've been looking, but I can't find

anything and I don't know what to do.

>> I can't find anything and I don't know

what to do. title of your sex tape.

>> What is happening right now?

>> They caught Hawkins trying to flee the

country. She confessed to everything and

they let me out.

>> Oh my god, Jake. Is it really you? Are

you really here?

>> You know it, baby. But first, I got to

hug my best friend.

>> What?

>> Welcome back, Peralta. I just heard from

the mayor to apologize for what happened

to you. They're sending you to Disney

World. You and one male guest. [music]

>> As long as I don't have to go on any of

the scary rides, I just go for the

shows.

>> Boil. Boil, [screaming] BOIL, BOIL,

BOIL, BOIL,

>> BOIL. Were you dreaming ABOUT JAKE

AGAIN?

>> WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP? I TOLD YOU NEVER

TO WAKE ME UP.

>> OH, hello guys. Guys, guys, check it

out. Hitchcock fell asleep in the break

room, so I put his hand in a bowl of

warm water.

>> Come on, man. That's the stupidest prank

ever.

>> Uh, no. It's the smartest because it

involves biology. I bet it worked

already. Let's go, Jack.

HITCHCOCK, NO.

>> HE'S DROWNING. HE'S DROWNING.

>> SAVE HIM, [screaming] MAN. [groaning]

>> Take it back, Jake. Great prank.

>> Listen up, everyone. While Captain

Holt's out of town at his conference,

I'm in charge. [music] Which means,

Jake, I order you to throw out that

gingerbread house. It's from Christmas.

>> Fine, but you're going to be leaving a

lot of ants with no home.

>> CHECK IT OUT, LOSERS. GUESS WHO got

their dealer?

>> Nice. How'd it go down? We chased him

through a subway tunnel, back up through

a storm drain. Adrian and I got engaged,

and then we busted him with half a kilo

of coke in his sock.

>> Wait, wait, wait.

>> What did you just say?

>> It was in his sock. These dummies, they

never [clears throat] think we're going

to check their socks.

>> No, before that, weirdo. The getting

engaged part.

>> Oh, yeah. We got engaged.

>> Engaged. Engaged.

>> Yeah.

>> As in to be wet.

>> Yeah.

>> Seriously?

>> Yeah.

>> Amazing. We want dates. Tell us

everything. I don't want to toot my own

horn or anything, but it was super

romantic.

>> You follow. I'll cut him off in the

alley.

>> Okay. Wait. You want to get married?

>> Yep.

>> Everyone, check your email. The greatest

thing that could ever happen has just

happened. [music]

>> The girl who beat you for high school

valadictorian died?

>> No. Kevin Cosner requests your presents

at Raymond's birthday party.

>> Who's Kevin Cosner? Is he the star of

Dan's with Wolves? He's Captain Holt's

husband. Captain Raymond Holt. We're

invited to the captain's birthday party.

>> Oh, the captain's party and whatnot.

>> I can't wait to see the inside of

Raymond's house. I'm going to learn

everything there is to know about him.

>> I bet it's really fancy. Like Beauty and

the Beast fancy.

>> No, it's probably just an empty white

cube with a USB port in it for him to

plug his finger in when he's on sleep

mode.

>> Apparently, my husband Kevin has invited

you all to my party. There's very little

street parking, no gifts, no singing of

happy birthday. Should be fun.

Sounds fantastic.

>> Did you hear that? His husband invited

us, not him. He so doesn't want us

there.

>> Yes, he does.

>> It was kind of a lastm minute invite.

Just stirring the pot.

>> Why wouldn't Hol want us there?

>> Because he thinks we're going to

embarrass him in front of his husband,

which frankly is insulting.

>> Oh man, all the orange soda spilled out

of my cereal. [snorts]

It's happening again. Rosa. Rosa

Hitchcock fell asleep in the break room.

I pranked him. I tied his shoelaces

together.

>> He's 38 years old, dude.

>> I know. And yet my pranks still stay so

fresh. It's incredible.

>> Got to untie his shoes before he gets

hurt.

>> Seriously?

>> Seriously.

>> Fine. But what's the worst thing that

could happen?

>> HE'S BEING STRANGLED TO DEATH.

[screaming]

>> ALL RIGHT, JEFFERS. WHAT'S THIS MEETING

ALL ABOUT? I've got a full workload

today.

>> I didn't call it. I thought you [music]

did. What? I did no such thing.

>> So, if neither of you called it, then

who did?

Go.

>> Sheila, that was awesome. Okay, just

stay here. Wow, I can't believe I

executed that to perfection.

>> That was amazing.

>> Gina, what's this all about?

>> I wanted to make one final grand

entrance.

>> Final? What do you mean?

>> I've decided to leave the 99, which is

why

>> Oh, okay.

I'm handing in my two weeks notice.

>> I don't understand. What are you going

to do?

>> I'm not sure. But Jake convinced me it

was time to start a new chapter. It was

time to spread my wings and fly. I'm an

angel. I'm an angel. I'm an angel.

>> This is crazy. I can't imagine a 99

without you.

>> Don't worry. I have a parting gift for

all of you. I printed Time for Gina's

opinion hoodies for you with your names

on them. There you go.

>> Oh, that's fun. And so like time for

Jake's opinion.

>> What are you insane? No, it says time

for Gina's opinion in large text on the

back and then your names are stitched

really tiny on the front. I had to guess

at some of the spellings,

>> Arie.

>> But that's not all. Over the next two

weeks, I will be leaving each of you

with a signature Gina moment. Something

so shocking that it will stay with you

for the rest of your lives. Much like

this interpretive dance piece entitled

The Lexit.

This dance will be performed in four

movements. Each one expressing one

aspect of my personality.

Awesome. Was that the first movement?

>> What are you crazy? No, that's the

warm-up. Each movement is 45 minutes.

>> Oh, damn.

>> Hit it.

>> Santiago, your test result from the

sergeant's exam has arrived.

>> Oo. Everybody make room. Amy needs

adequate space to do her signature dork

dance.

>> I don't know if there's going to be a

dork dance. And look how small that

envelope is. That's not a big good news

envelope. That's a little bad news

envelope.

>> What? That's nuts. Sarge, tell her

envelope size doesn't matter.

>> If I'm being honest, I got a much bigger

envelope.

>> Oh god.

>> Unhelpful, Terry. Very unhelpful.

>> Mine was bigger, too.

>> Okay, I just won't ever open it. That

way, I'll never get rejected.

>> Fine, I'll open it.

>> No.

>> Nope.

>> Do it harder.

>> I opened it. You passed.

>> Oh my god. I'm going to be a surgeon.

>> You're going TO BE A SERGEANT?

>> YES.

>> Oh no, it's happening.

>> Yeah,

>> that's my future wife.

So,

>> tell me when to tell me when to tell me

when Tell me when

the hell,

>> man. They forgot my pico together.

[music]

>> I can't believe they're waxing the

floors and we're all stuck in here. I've

never seen them do this before.

>> They do it once a month. We just never

been on the night shift.

>> I know. It's like we're being punished.

We are for going to Florida.

>> I don't listen to so much stuff you all

say.

>> Well, frankly, I pity the lot of you.

You look out there and see a problem. I

look out there and see an opportunity.

I'm going to slide on that slippery

floor all the way from Holt's office to

the elevator. You're going to do the

FBP.

>> That's right, Rosa. I'm doing the full

bullpen.

Here we go.

We can build this together. [music]

Standing strong forever. Nothing's going

to stop us [music] now. And if this

world runs out of numbers, [music]

we'll still have each other. Nothing's

[singing] going to stop us. Nothing

[music]

stop us.

>> The full bullpen. [screaming]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
gather /ˈɡæðər/ A2	verb - 聚集 (jùjí)
glorious /ˈɡlɔːriəs/ B1	adjective - 光荣的 (guāngróng de)
turd /tɜːrd/ B1	noun - 粪便 (fèn biàn)
monsters /ˈmʌnstərz/ A2	noun - 怪物 (guài wù)
feast /fiːst/ A2	verb - 盛宴 (shèng yàn)
eyes /aɪz/ A1	noun - 眼睛 (yǎn jīng)
hold /hoʊld/ A1	verb - 拿着 (ná zhe)
future /ˈfjuːtʃər/ A1	noun - 未来 (wèi lái)
movement /ˈmuːvmənt/ A2	noun - 运动 (yùn dòng)
hoverboard /ˈhʌvərˌboʊrd/ B1	noun - 悬浮板 (xuán fú bǎn)
walking /ˈwɔːkɪŋ/ A1	verb - 走 (zǒu)
nightmare /ˈnaɪtˌmɛər/ A2	noun - 恶梦 (è mèng)
space /speɪs/ A1	noun - 空间 (kōng jiān)
dust /dʌst/ A1	noun - 灰尘 (huī chén)
control /kənˈtroʊl/ A2	verb - 控制 (kòng zhì)
hang /hæŋ/ A1	verb - 悬挂 (xuán guà)
future /ˈfjuːtʃər/ A1	noun - 未来 (wèi lái)
now /naʊ/ A1	adverb - 现在 (xiàn zài)
dude /duːd/ A2	noun - 家伙 (jiā huo)
drug /drʌɡ/ A1	noun - 药物 (yào wù)

重点语法结构

• I think it's the "oldest" collar of my entire career.

  ➔ 最高级形容词

  ➔ “oldest”是**最高级形容词**，用于比较三个以上的事物，表示最高程度。

• "If you love someone", you'll remember what they look like.

  ➔ 第一条件句（真实条件）

  ➔ “If you love someone”引入**第一条件句**，表示一种真实且可能发生的未来情境。

• I'm "done fending" off the organized crime unit squad.

  ➔ 连动结构：be done + 动名词

  ➔ 短语“done fending”使用了**连动结构**“be done + 动名词”，表示抵御的动作已经结束。

• I think "what John Kelly is doing" is terrible.

  ➔ 名词性从句作补语（that‑从句/what‑从句）

  ➔ “what John Kelly is doing” 作为**名词性从句**，在动词 “think” 中作补语。

• I "could have done" it alone.

  ➔ 情态动词 + 完成不定式（could have + 过去分词）

  ➔ “could have done”将**情态动词**“could”与**完成不定式**“have done”结合，表示过去的可能性但未实现。

• I don't know "what to do".

  ➔ 间接疑问句 + 不定式（what + to + 动词）

  ➔ “what to do”是一个**间接疑问句**，由疑问词“what”加上**不定式**“to do”构成。

• I was terrified "he'd" die in my back seat or flash me.

  ➔ 间接引语中使用情态动词 "would"（he'd = would）

  ➔ “he'd”是“he would”（或“he would have”）的缩写，体现**间接引语**，传达了他人在过去对未来的想法。

• I "will be" a sergeant.

  ➔ 一般将来时（will + 动词原形）

  ➔ 助动词“will”加动词原形“be”构成**一般将来时**，表示明确的将来意图。

• I "have been tracking" the club owner, Vladimir Droic, aka the dragon.

  ➔ 现在完成进行时

  ➔ “have been tracking”将**现在完成时**与**进行体**相结合，表示一个从过去开始并仍在进行的动作。