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[中文]

警察。

>> 你好。

>> 你好。

>> 你叫什么名字？

>> 我的名字。

>> 请拼写这个词吗？

>> M L

E T.

粘土。

>> 你说的是粘土吗？

>> 是的。泥土沉默了。

>> 好的。知道了。

>> 让我看看你的摇摇晃晃的样子。

>> 嗯。嗯。

是的。是的。

>> 不错。道格，

>> 你不会叫我道格。

>> 是的，好吧，你之前叫我杰克。

我以为我们正在将第一个

名称切换为完全相同的东西。我当时想，

我想叫他杰克。

>> 我认为这有点僵硬，

[笑声]

>> 但现在很冷。 [清喉咙]

>> 所以，道格。

>> 是的，杰克。

>> 我只是想鼓起勇气

见她。看看谁？

>> 我的妻子，水晶。我和

。一天晚上，当我

翼区一位名叫杰米·林恩 (Jaime Lynn) 的女服务员一起欺骗了她

调情时，克里斯托发现我正在亲吻

Jaime Lynn 的

厚实的乳房。她勃然大怒，

现在因严重

攻击罪被判入狱 5 年。

>> 嘿，听到这个消息我很遗憾。

>> 是的，谢谢，伙计。嘿，把它带进来。

>> 现在，竖笛通常被认为

是

孩子的训练工具，但是听听它。在像 Yoram Lefroom 这样的专家

手中，

>> 的热情是

令人惊叹的。

>> 好吧，我们已经搜查了整个

公寓。

>> 是的，好吧，现在我们要搜索它

并找到你们都错过的东西，比如

这个。

>> 你自己的钥匙？

>> 该死的直。迪亚兹，把他们包起来。

>> 嘿，我们想买一些百吉饼。

>> 城市街道的性别在哪里？

我们想看看 Carrie 和 Big

住在哪里。我是一个搬运工我觉得我是个搬运工

>> 我们都是carry。

>> 你为什么滑到

展位我这边？

>> 因为那一侧是独奏一侧。你

总是把你想抓的人

在独奏方面。否则，我们中的一个

将整夜

扭紧脖子向侧面看。

>> 我现在正在伸长脖子和你说话

。

>> 好吧，别看着我，特里。只是

面朝前。你每天都看到我。

>> 很好。

>> 很好。你知道，这让我想起我在《纽约客》上读到的一篇关于人口

有趣的文章。不，

人口贩卖的非常

没有。

>> 哦，这是大卫·雷姆尼克写的。我

喜欢四个星期前的那篇文章。或者

是三个星期吗？不，四个。

>> 加里出了什么事？

>> 他给了我硬牢房。看看

这个赃物。我有一件蓬松的背心，

登山扣。

>> 特里，登山扣很糟糕。您想要免费的

东西吗？就这样吧。好吧，你可以

从我的办公桌上得到你想要的任何东西。

>> 加里向我提出了要约。

>> 你好？这里有人吗？

马利普诺斯。

>> 不，什么？

>> 是的。你在我的婚礼上拉小提琴。

你是 Bipnos。

>> 不，我叫杰瑞。杰里·巴菲斯坦。

>> 什么？好吧，[清喉咙]

并不重要。我需要你的帮助。你能

把下面的钥匙递给我吗？

>> 是的。是的。是的。谢谢。我喜欢钥匙。

哦，这是给你的。

>> 什么？

>> 正如我们国家所说，

一把钥匙就是小鸡，

>> 对吗？那又是哪个国家呢？

>> 檀香山。

>> 好的。你知道，如果都一样，

我真的宁愿拥有钥匙。

>> 你知道吗？厚脸皮。我不想要钥匙。

>> 哦，完美。

>> 是的。谢谢你，马里夫诺斯。

>> 不，我是杰里·阿兰克·拉坦。

>> 感觉你第一次说的话有点

不同。你认为你

可以威胁我吗？

>> 是的。

>> 当我卧底时，屠夫吉米

用园艺剪砍掉了我的小脚趾

并让我吃掉它作为忠诚度测试。

我经历过地狱。

>> 大事。我在商场的太阳镜亭

工作了四年。所以，我不仅

经历过地狱，而且我还在那里担任

助理经理。

>> 你要离开恰吉的房子。

而且，您还要向他支付您在那里过夜的

租金。

>> 很好。

>> 还有一件事，宝贝。您现在就要

感谢我们俩。

>> 谢谢。

>> 不客气。

>> 谢谢。不客气。

太棒了。

>> 告诉过你他只需要成为阿尔法即可。

>> 是这样发生的还是我只是让

你来保护我？

>> 不。

不，事实并非如此。这不是

你的胜利。

>> 当然。

>> 天哪。去哪儿？

>> 你脸上有什么？

>> 啊？哦，对了。呃，是的。我恶心的

畸形。嗯，在这里。威严。

>> 嘿，怎么了，女孩？更好的？

>> 情况并没有更糟。

>> 这是你的鸡肉酱还是我的

羊肉酱？

>> 我不知道。

>> 我们应该尝试一下吗？

>> 让我们冒险一下吧。

>> 走吧。

>> 太棒了。

>> 我不在乎，

>> 但我尝试过。

>> 对于凯文来说，这是一个多么美好的故事。

>> 那么，麦克斯韦，你的童年

是什么样的？我在 8 岁时担任瞭望员，在 10 岁时拥有自己的

角落，在 13 岁时成为触发[音乐]的人。

你知道

看着一个男人的眼睛是什么感觉吗？那是一种从年轻时就被

坏事耗尽的生命。在学校，我

推别人。这不是马

游戏。这是

造成[音乐]伤害。

>> 新想法。我们将深入了解凶手的

内心。我们吃蔬菜

卷。

开始吧。

>> 哦，这个混蛋。哦，

[气喘吁吁]伙计。这是一位

扭曲的母亲。哦，海滩都是岩石。

这家伙疯了，罗莎。

>> 这是你的眼镜。

>> 嗯。

>> 它们非常巨大。

>> 多亏了你，我的联系人都干涸了。

他们很酷。

>> 不，他们不是。哇，你瞎了。

盲目。

>> 是的，

>> 你是个盲人警察。怎么没有

一部讲述您

挣扎的电视电影？

>> 把这个还给我。

>> 这个地方有六个烟囱。

>> 呃，嘿黛比，这是谁的房子？

>> 哦，这是我的。我拥有它。嗯，直到周一上午

11:00。那么我们必须在

之前离开，否则 Airbnb 还要支付 45,000 美元

。但在那之前，我是豪宅

女孩。

>> 用于

你父亲的手术的钱怎么了？这是谎言吗？

>> 不，我爸爸真的病了。但今天早上我发现

我愚蠢的兄弟

德里克已经支付了他的手术费。他

认为自己太棒了，因为他就像一位

大律师，他有一个家庭，而且他

不怕鬼。嗯，你猜怎么着？

我现在可以保留现金了。所以，拿

那个德里克来说，你知道的，把它放进去。她是

一个豪宅女孩。她非常富有，而且

很性感。她是一个拥有

高

>> 的豪宅女孩，而我要做的就是击败艾米，获得凯蒂的

号码。那没什么。

>> 嘿，你不敢碰小艾米吗？

没错。这是你的宝贝。

>> 你是说我把你撞倒了吗？

>> 你确实做到了。

>> 杰克，[笑声]

>> 看。我不知道他们派了谁，但

他在船上。查看此清单。

有人在圣胡安登机，名叫 Henry

Kohl's。亨利街和科尔街。

那是你在布鲁克林的老排骨店

的一角。这是一个别名。

>> 嗯。我的搬运工伙伴查看了

亨利·科尔的小屋。他还没有参与

。他躲在船上的某个地方，

准备在任何

时刻跳出来杀死我。可能会在我的

衣柜

>>中爬行，或者藏在救生艇

>>中，或者躲在墙上，或者躲在

机舱里。

>> 灌木丛捕食者

风格的伪装。没有。我们玩得不开心。你

不会用你的魅力吸引我。

>> 今晚带我出去。我不想

让你这么做。

>> 哇。那个睡眠呼吸暂停面罩是

别的东西，对吧？

>> 我必须说，自从我得到她

>> 她，

>> 她碰了我的嘴唇，杰克。她就是一个她。

>> 我们没有打架。我们完全可以一起工作

。我们很好。

>> 是的，那不是一场战斗。那只是

性感的职场玩笑。

>> 没错。我的意思是，床垫也

很性感，因为那是你做的地方。

>> 是的。而语法是涉及句法和语义的

语言系统。

也很性感。

>> 好的。好的。好的。好的。重点是，我们

很好。

>> 是的。

>> 想我吗？想念我吗？现在你必须亲吻

[音乐]我。正在跟你说话，

>> 杰伊。你在这里做什么？才

4 天。您应该休假

整周。

>> 来吧，中士。我看起来像是在

这份工作吗？

>> 好吧。你在这里做什么？

>> 采纳您关于休息和放松的建议，将

提升到一个新的水平。顺便去接

查尔斯，然后我们前往阳光明媚的

海滩，最近刚刚被

金融危机摧毁。大西洋城。

>> 没错，傻瓜。杰克和我

即将度过有史以来最酷的假期。

官方旅行昵称 AC/DC。大西洋

城市帅哥俱乐部。

>> 是的，这将会改变。但是检查一下

，中士。布尔和我住在

>> 乌鸦酒店。

该死，

这个地方被锁了。

>> 是的，我一直在努力让杰克

永远在那儿。我知道只需要

几根骨折即可。几年前我会用棒球棒打他

。中士，

这是一个水疗中心和一个赌场。一个斯帕西诺。

客房服务选项之一是雕刻

站。在床上说话的肋骨。

这是什么？我使用毯子作为

餐巾。太棒了。太棒了。

>> 真正的奇特。

>> 好的，这是计划。我会在猜谜游戏时投下

炸弹。我会告诉

他们我通过我的身体了解了希拉。

>> 嗯，

快啊，快又猛。魔术师麦克.

>> 我不知道。呃，哭游戏。 [音乐]我

不知道。

>> 时间

等等，我们还有时间。也许有

一种方法可以让凯尔回到他的

家人身边。比如，如果杰克的轮子

转动怎么办？你的大脑宝贝即将加冕。

>> 请煮沸。太恶心了。

>> 不，它有帮助。我有一个大脑

宝宝。

>> 然后推，伙计。推。

>> 呼吸。噢，

>> 你可以做到的。你太坚强了。

>> 明白了。凯尔的叔叔因为

那辆被偷的车而打断了他，对吗？但是如果

我们能找到那辆车并让凯尔

把它还给他呢？那么一切都被

原谅了。凯尔回到了家庭，

对吗？但我们如何找到那辆车呢？

>> 我们刚刚对布鲁克林

商店进行了一次大扫荡。也许希莫斯的汽车就是

其中之一。也许它在入站锁中。

>> 是的。

>> 好的。输入我的密码。

>> 这周第一次只有我们两个人

。

>> 我就在这里。我用了一些

伯乐寄给你的润滑油逃了出来。到处都是

。我必须改变。

>> 是的。而且你的新衬衫非常

咄咄逼人且令人困惑。

菠萝是

还是它称 别人是

>> 显然菠萝是

>> 哦，艾米，那迷人的新

香水是什么？这是糖浆，斯库利。

>> 它正在工作。

>> 你好，队长。很高兴见到你。

所以，太好了。

>> 你奇怪的目光接触和

奇怪的说话方式是怎么回事，圣地亚哥？

你加入邪教了吗？

>> 什么？否。

>> 您确定吗？大多数邪教成员

并没有意识到他们是邪教的一部分。

>> 我没有加入邪教。

>> 天哪，我要吐到你的

伤口里了。我看到了你的内心。人类

是怎样活着的？

>> 好的，我来做手术。呃，你

只是呼吸。好的，我们会帮助您

完成此任务。

>> 好的。

>> 那是什么声音？我不喜欢

的挤压声。

>> 管道已被移除。现在

我正在缝衣服。

>> 好了，差不多就结束了。你做得很好

。继续说话吧。继续说话。

>> 谈论什么？

>> 呃，告诉我关于艾米的事。见到她你一定

很兴奋。

>> 非常喜欢。你知道吗，天哪，如果

进展不顺利怎么办？我们有一段时间没见过

了。

如果很奇怪怎么办？

>> 继续。继续[清嗓子]。

你做得很好。为什么会

很奇怪？

>> 我我不知道。我的意思是，也许我们已经

疏远了。也许她会拒绝

我的磨砂尖头。在我第一次见到她

。

之前，我正准备给它们解冻

>> 我相信当你看到

她时一定会很神奇。你猜怎么着？

>> 什么？

>> 我完成了。

>> 我需要退款，我现在就需要退款

。

>> 哎呀。很抱歉我不能这么做。我

在网上下了注。我

无法取消它。

>> 您刚刚在线下注？

>> 是的，他本来可以自己做的。

这真的很简单。我一直告诉他

不再需要博彩公司了。

>> 不，不，不。我不乱搞电脑，

好吗？自从我在

俄勒冈步道上死于痢疾以来，我就想，“不，谢谢

你。我受够了。”

>> 好吧，看，钱已经在

加勒比海了。我无能为力。

>> 看来我们要去加勒比海了。

>> 你知道我们不会去

加勒比海，对吧？

>> 我不知道。那真是太糟糕了。

>> 吉娜·拉内蒂意大利面五彩纸屑。

>> 吉娜·拉内蒂意大利面五彩纸屑。

>> 更快。

>> 吉娜·拉内蒂意大利面五彩纸屑。妈妈，

这是我的女朋友，罗莎。

这是我的私人助理，

曼吉·卡尔。

>> 啊，很高兴认识你。你可以

叫我卡尔。

>> 曼吉·卡尔曾经是一位无家可归的

绅士。我与一家慈善机构合作，该慈善机构为

名不幸的白人

找到工作。

>> 他只是一个大老天使。他对白人太好了

。 [笑声]

>> 是的，他是。

>> 是的。

我能猜猜他画的是什么吗？

个饼图的图片。这块

灰色岩石的多幅静物画。

>> 更无聊了。那么，杰拉德，

上周雷蒙德发生了什么事情吗？

他看起来是不是某件事或某人

让他心情不好？

>> 这是他挑选音乐的日子，他

选择了隐藏。

>> 那么，他心情是好还是坏？

>> 心情很好。杰克.

>> 哦，你是杰克。

>> 该死的。

杰拉德，这之后你在做什么？

>> Figus 的手下无处不在。现在

所有

出口都有医院保安。我们要怎样才能逃脱呢？

>> 放松。有一百万种方法可以在不被注意的情况下离开

医院。

>> 说出一个。

>> 打扮得像婴儿一样。

>> 什么？你能让我陷入困境吗？

>> 你想要它吗？

>> 好吧。等等，等等。

>> 注意男孩和食尸鬼。

>> 不。

>> 每个万圣节我都会穿上令人惊叹的

服装，但你永远不会明白我是什么。

>> 不，我们明白你的身份。喜欢打扮的成年男子

。

>> 非常有趣，罗莎。今年这不会

成为问题，因为你要

挑选我的服装。

>> 啊，来吧。

呃，吃豆人女士的乳头。

>> 不，那是棕色的。

>> 你为什么会知道？

>> 存在或不存在。

>> 不会。

>> 谢谢。

[尖叫]

>> 乔纳瓦尔、罗德·斯图尔特、玛莎·斯图尔特、

>> 希曼，宇宙大师。

>> 我明白了。同性恋罗宾汉。

>> 是的。

>> 天哪。就是这样。

>> 怎么了？我需要我的笔记本电脑。我想要

事先用新颜色

练习演讲，这样当它们

弹出时我就不会惊慌。

>> 对。正确的。嗯，我知道特里

确实做了这项工作，所以我

去抓住他。呃，你在这儿等着。你

不能进来，因为

艾米赤身裸体，她对自己

怪异的身体感到尴尬。

>> 而使用煎锅，

处理鱼皮的方法完全不同。

[音乐]

>> 嗯。

>> 你的面食技巧完全

直观。

>> 请告诉我更多信息。

>> 那些季度冲销怎么样？

您听说过合并吗？另外，

我们都需要为贝丝献上这些花

。哦，星期三。

>> 你又是谁？

>> 销售部门的吉娜。我的

桌子上有这种植物。

>> 哦，是的。你想和我们一起坐吗？

>> 好吧，我很快就会死掉。

>> 什么？

>> 我很想坐下来。

>> 猜猜我背后藏着什么。

>> 在开始之前，猜谜游戏的参数

是什么？我得到了多少个猜测

？有时间限制吗？

>> 算了。你毁了一切。这是

警察守则和道德手册。第

4章，第83页。你不应该告诉我。

我绝对不会猜到。现在我

赢了。

>> 抱歉。我们是不是太大声了？

>> 我们

>> 哦，嘿。我是威廉。

>> 我以为你只是想要一张照片。

>> 哦，我们拍了很多照片。

>> 是的。

>> 进入这里。

>> 哦，不。他是我兄弟。

>> 这并不困扰我。

>> 好吧，我要去睡觉了。好吧，我们暂时不要

放弃所有希望。我们确实知道

一些事情。例如，犯罪分子

使用按键输入，这意味着他们

可能在这里工作。他们知道足够的

，可以跳过所有这些看起来昂贵的

文物。他们径直走到

这个架子上，从上面抓起硬币盒

。

>> 太高了。你够不到的。

没错。所以，现在我们知道小偷

比我高。这是一个很好的引导。

另外，我们知道他们有点

是个怪人，因为根据 1940 年人口普查，我的身高

高于平均身高。

>> 我没有意识到你对

身高有兴趣。

>> 我不这样做，因为我高于平均水平。当我高于平均水平时，为什么

我会对自己的身高

感兴趣？

没有任何意义。 [笑声]

>> 为什么毒贩从来不做他的

道菜？因为他的

洗碗机里有毒品。

>> 哦，是的。

>> 洗碗机。

>> 打我。这是给你的。你好。

>> 嘿，怎么了，伙计？这就是我。我们拿到了

毒品，伙计。不挂断。查尔斯想要

打个招呼。

>> 有牛奶吗？我应该

知道莫拉无法控制自己

。坚强的女人，她们只是被我吸引

。你知道，它们都是正确的

角度，而我只不过是曲线。

>> 吉娜，大新闻。特里的朋友给我们回了

，他说他们正在为 Bayside High 的第一摔跤手

。没错，马里奥·洛佩兹。

AC Slater 做保安

>> 天哪，我太迷恋

他了。

>> 是的，我们都非常迷恋 AC

Slater。排队。 [笑声]

当我们见到他时我会更酷。我

希望如此。

>> 您带了自己的沙狐球

棒。

>> 嗯。

>> 它们被称为唐。你应该很高兴

她拥有自己的。不想打扰

另一个男人的风格。

>> 它们不可能被称为唐。

>> 这是真的。他们是。这些光盘被称为

饼干。

>> 汤和饼干。那太愚蠢了。我

非常喜欢沙狐球。

>> 清理道路。我正要搅打我的

饼干。

>> 布尔不在审讯室。

>> 他不可能走得太远。他看不到

。你可以在肌肉方面大有作为

仅内存。有一次我梦游到时代广场的

阿姆商店。

>> 好的。你的烟雾计划是一场灾难。

>> 是的，因为你的狗吃了宝石

[音乐]

>> 因为你绊倒并掉落了它们。

>> 是的，因为有人在我的

位置放了一把不应该放在那里的椅子。

>> 对不起。你在指责我

什么吗？

>> 这还不清楚吗？你需要我

用拉丁语说吗？我认为你破坏了

我。

>> 我永远不会。我想要获胜，这就是

我发起法比乌斯行动的原因。

>> 好吧，这听起来确实很酷。

>> 可能不应该。我可能需要更改

这个名字。罗马独裁者法比乌斯·马克西姆斯

通过避免战斗和

保持耐心击败了汉尼拔。

>> 我可以耐心等待。我刚刚听了你

谈论那个 Fabius 家伙大约 4

小时。

>> 这是两句话。

>> 哦，闭嘴。

>> 治疗师总是与他们的病人有外遇

。

>> 这不是真的。

>> 哦，真的吗？就拿我 13 岁时在 Cinemax

的《Bikini Shrink》来说吧。Jugs 博士贪得无厌。

上观看的 10 分钟

>> 詹姆斯病了。我们有几个月的笔记

说他越来越不稳定。

首先，患有精神疾病的人

更有可能成为受害者

，而不是肇事者。我在

NPR 上听到了这件事，当时我在房间里，而艾米正在

听 NPR。其次，我敢打赌

泰特博士的笔记是假的。我的意思是，你知道

Jug 博士的笔记里写了什么吗？

>> 什么？坚持做这件事的人物。

>> 这证明了什么？

>> 我不知道，但很热。

>> 谁找到他就赢了。

>> 是的，我想你可以说他是

金色飞贼。

>> 等等，这是哈利·波特的参考文献吗？

>> 绝对是。我开始

阅读它们，因为你非常喜欢它们。

>>

>> 你是对的。他们太不可思议了。

还记得前

天我请病假吗？我正在家里阅读

凤凰社。

>> 这让我很高兴。塞德里克去世时

有多悲伤？

>> 我崩溃了。在

厕所里哭了。

>> 伙计们，逃亡者。打赌，

>> 对吧？我要抓住最后一个

逃犯，赢得赌注，然后我们

将在我们关系的剩余时间

中生活在一起。只有你和我以及

毛巾就可以凑成三块。

>> 酷，酷，酷，酷，酷，酷。只是

所以你知道，在六本

书的结尾，斯内普，

>>没有剧透，特里，我们走吧。为什么

有这么多记者？甚至《泰晤士报》

也在这里。等等，真的吗？他们派了谁来？

>> 威尔逊、帕尔默、施奈德、拉文、

罗杰斯、泰勒、贝克、科雷尔、布朗、

女巫、罗宾·施密特。

>> 别再说记者的名字了。你怎么

知道这么多名字？

>> 他们是我们仅剩的

真正的摇滚明星。看看这位更伟大的人在

他的文章中写了什么。谢谢你写这篇文章。

阅读它让我成为一个更好的人。我

永远不会成为像霍普那样优秀的领导者。

>> 您需要停止关注测试。

生活不仅仅是分数和

书本学习。好吧，看着我。我

没有接受过正式的舞蹈训练。然而我站在这里

。

>> 运动奇迹。

>> 霍尔特认为迪尔曼是他合作过的最好的侦探

。那么，如果我在他之前解决了这个案子，并且我

。迪尔曼认为他了解

成为霍尔特

合作过的最好的侦探，并且他必须给我

特别工作组，那么会发生什么

关于我这个人的一切。但

有一件事他不知道。我

正要打倒他。天哪，他

正盯着我们。快点，假装

我在说别的事情。

>> 是的，杰克。当你失去

你的童贞时，你还很年轻。

>> 谢谢你，查尔斯。

>> 你在做什么？与 Cassie

以及 BT Dubs 的编剧交谈，他们都有

不在场证明。另外，加里说工作室

批准我们作为制作人。我正在让我的

代理人查看文件。好的，

好的。我没有代理人。我正在使用

我父母的离婚律师。他是我的

叔叔。他被取消律师资格。

>> 好吧，当你在幻想

之地时，我解决了这个案子。

>> 等一下，罗莎。

[音乐]

>> [音乐]

[英语]

Police.

>> Hello.

>> Hello.

>> What's your name?

>> My name.

>> Can you spell that, please?

>> M L

E T.

Clay.

>> Did you say clay?

>> Yes. The clay is silent.

>> All right. Got it.

>> Show me your waddle.

>> Mhm. Mhm.

Yeah. Yeah.

>> Nice. Doug,

>> you're not going to call me Doug.

>> Yeah, well, you called me Jake earlier.

I thought we were switching the first

names the same exact thing. I was LIKE,

I WANT TO CALL HIM JAKE.

>> I THINK IT'S KIND of simply stiff,

[laughter]

>> but it's chill now. [clears throat]

>> So, Doug.

>> Yes, Jake.

>> I'm just trying to work up the nerve to

see her. See who?

>> My female wife, Crystal. I was cheating

on her with a waitress from Wing

named Jaime Lynn. One night when I was

philandering, Crystal caught me kissing

Jaime Lynn's

heavy breasts. She flew into a rage and

now she's serving 5 years for aggravated

assault.

>> Hey, I'm sorry to hear that.

>> Yeah, thanks, man. Hey, bring it in.

>> Now, the recorder is generally thought

of as a training instrument for

children, but listen to it. In the hands

of an expert like Yoram Lefroom,

>> the passion is

breathtaking.

>> Well, we've already searched the entire

apartment.

>> Yeah, well, now we're going to search it

and find things you all missed like

this.

>> Your own keys?

>> Damn straight. Bag them, Diaz.

>> Hey, we would like to buy some bagels.

>> And where is the sex of the city street?

We want to see where Carrie and Big

live. I'm a carry. I think I'm a carry.

>> We're both carries.

>> Why are you sliding into my side of the

booth?

>> Because that side is the solo side. You

always put the person you want to catch

up with on the solo side. Otherwise, one

of us will spend the whole night

straining our necks looking sideways.

>> I'm straining my neck talking to you

right now.

>> Okay, so don't look at me, Terry. Just

face forward. You see me every day.

>> Fine.

>> Fine. You know, reminds me of a very

interesting article I read about human

trafficking in The New Yorker. No, it

doesn't.

>> Oh, the one written by David Remnick. I

love that piece from four weeks ago. Or

was it three weeks? No, four.

>> What happened with Gary?

>> He gave me the hard cell. Look at all

this swag. I got a puffy vest,

carabiner.

>> Terry, carabiners suck. You want free

stuff? There you go. All right, you can

have anything you want from my desk.

>> Gary made me an offer.

>> Hello? Is there anyone here?

Malipnos.

>> No. What?

>> Yeah. You played violin at my wedding.

You're Bipnos.

>> No. My name is Jerry. Jerry Barfistan.

>> What? Well, it doesn't [clears throat]

matter. I need your help. Can you please

hand me the keys that are down there?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Thank you. I love keys.

Oh, and this is for you.

>> What?

>> As they say in my country, a chicky for

a key,

>> right? And what country is that again?

>> Honolulu.

>> Okay. You know, if it's all the same,

I'd really just rather have the key.

>> You know what? Cheeky. I don't want key.

>> Oh, perfect.

>> Yes. Thank you, Malifnos.

>> No, it's Jerry Arank Latan.

>> Feel like maybe you said it a little

different the first time. You think you

can intimidate me?

>> Yeah.

>> When I was undercover, Jimmy the Butcher

cut off my little toe with garden shears

and made me eat it as a loyalty test.

I've been through hell.

>> Big deal. I worked at a sunglass kiosk

at the mall for four years. So, not only

have I been through hell, I was

assistant manager there.

>> You're gonna get out of Chucky's house.

And what's more, you're going to pay him

rent for the night you spent there.

>> Fine.

>> One more thing, babe. You're going to

thank us both right now.

>> Thank you.

>> You're welcome.

>> Thank you. You're welcome.

That was amazing.

>> Told you he just needed to be alpha.

>> Is that what happened or did I just beta

you into protecting me?

>> No.

No, it's not what happened. This is not

your victory.

>> Sure.

>> Oh my god. Go where?

>> What's on your face?

>> Huh? Oh, right. Uh, yes. My disgusting

deformity. Um, here. Majesty.

>> Hey, what's up, girl? Better?

>> It's not worse.

>> Is this sauce for your chicken or my

lamb?

>> H I don't know.

>> Should we try it?

>> Let's risk it.

>> Go.

>> It's amazing.

>> I don't care for it,

>> but I tried.

>> And what a story for Kevin.

>> So, Maxwell, what was your childhood

like? I was a lookout at 8, had my own

corner at 10, trigger [music] man at 13.

You know what it's like to look a man in

his eyes? That's a life drains out of a

bad from a young age. At school, I

pushed people. And this wasn't horse

play. This was

pushing a [music] hurt.

>> New idea. We're going to get inside the

mind of the killer. We eat the veggie

wraps.

Here we go.

>> Oh, this bastard. Oh,

[panting and sighs] man. This is one

twisted mother. Oh, the beach are rock.

This guy is demented, Rosa.

>> These your glasses.

>> Mhm.

>> They're gigantic.

>> My contacts dried out thanks to you. And

they're cool.

>> No, they're not. Wow, you are blind.

Blind.

>> Yeah,

>> you're a blind cop. How's there not been

a made for TV movie about your

struggles?

>> Give this back.

>> This place has six chimneys.

>> Uh, hey Debbie, whose house is this?

>> Oh, it's mine. I own it. Um, until 11:00

a.m. on Monday. We have to be out by

then or it's another $45,000 uh dollars

to Airbnb. But until then, I'm a mansion

girl.

>> What happened to using the money for

your father's surgery? Was it a lie?

>> No, my dad really is sick. But I found

out this morning that my stupid brother

Derek already paid for his surgery. He

thinks he's so great cuz he's like a big

shot lawyer and he has a family and he's

not afraid of ghosts. Well, guess what?

I get to keep the cash now. So, take

that Derek and, you know, put it. She's

a mansion girl. She's so rich and she's

hot. She's a mansion girl with a

high

>> and all I have to do to get Katie's

number is beat Amy. That's nothing.

>> Hey, don't you dare touch Amy Jr.?

That's right. It's your baby.

>> Are you saying I knocked you up?

>> You sure did.

>> Jake, [laughter]

>> look. I don't know who they sent, but

he's on boat. Check out this manifest.

Somebody boarded in San Juan named Henry

Kohl's. Henry Street and Cole Street.

That's the corner of your old chop shop

in Brooklyn. This is an alias.

>> Mhm. And my porter buddy checked out

Henry Cole's cabin. He hasn't been in it

yet. He's hiding somewhere on his boat,

ready to jump out and kill me at any

moment. Probably creeping around in my

closet

>> or stowed away in a lifeboat

>> or hide in the wall or holed up in the

engine room.

>> Camouflage in the shrubbery predator

style. Nope. We are not having fun. You

will not suck me in with your wy charms.

>> Stake me out tonight. I don't want to

let you go to it.

>> Wow. That sleep apnea mask is something

else, huh?

>> I got to say, ever since I got her

>> her,

>> she touches my lips, Jake. She's a her.

>> We're not fighting. We can totally work

together. We're fine.

>> Yeah, that wasn't a fight. That was just

sexy workplace banter.

>> Exactly. I mean, mattresses are also

sexy cuz that's where you do it.

>> Yeah. And grammar is a system of

language involving syntax and semantics.

Also sexy.

>> Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Point is, we're

good.

>> Yeah.

>> Miss me? Miss me? Now you got to kiss

[music] me. Talking to you,

>> Jay. What are you doing here? It's only

been 4 days. You're supposed to take a

full week off of work.

>> Come on, Sarge. Does it look like I'm on

the job?

>> Okay, then. What are you doing here?

>> Taking your advice to rest and relax to

the next level. Swinging by to pick up

Charles and then we're headed to sunny,

beachy, only recently devastated by

financial crisis. Atlantic City.

>> That's right, suckers. Jake and I are

going on the coolest vacation ever.

Official trip nickname AC/DC. Atlantic

City Dudes Club.

>> Yeah, that's going to change. But check

it out, Sarge. Boil and I are staying at

>> the Raven.

Damn,

this place is locked.

>> Yeah, I've been trying to get Jake down

there forever. And I know all it take is

a few broken bones. I would have hit him

with a baseball bat years ago. Sarge,

it's a spa and a casino. A spacino. One

of the room service options is a carving

station. Talking prime rib in bed. And

what's this? I'm using a blanket as a

napkin. That's fancy. That's fancy.

>> Real fancy.

>> Okay, here's the plan. I'll drop the

bomb during charades. I'll just tell

them I know about Sheila with my body.

>> Um,

fast uh fast and furious. Magic Mike.

>> I don't know. Uh, crying game. [music] I

don't know.

>> Time

Wait, we still have time. Maybe there's

a way to get Kyle back in with his

family. Like, what if Jake's wheels are

turning? Your brain baby is crowning.

>> Boil, please. That's disgusting.

>> No, it's helping. I am having a brain

baby.

>> Then push, man. Push.

>> Breathe. Oh,

>> you can do this. You are so strong.

>> Got it. Kyle's uncle cut him off because

of that stolen car, right? But what if

we could find that car and have Kyle

give it back to him? Then all is

forgiven. Kyle's back in the family,

right? But how do we find that car?

>> We just did a big sweep of Brooklyn chop

shops. Maybe Sheamus's car is one of

them. Maybe it's in the inbound lock.

>> YES.

>> OKAY. Put in my password.

>> For the first time all week, it's just

the two of us.

>> I'm right here. I escaped using some of

the lube Bole sent you. It got

everywhere. I had to change.

>> Yeah. And your new shirt is very

aggressive and confusing. Is the

pineapple the or is it calling

someone else a

>> Clearly the pineapple is the

>> Oh, Amy, what is that enchanting new

perfume? It's syrup, Skully.

>> And it is working.

>> Hello, Captain. It's so good to see you.

So, so good.

>> What's with the bizarre eye contact and

the weird way you're talking, Santiago?

Did you join a cult?

>> What? No.

>> Are you sure? Most cult members don't

realize they're part of a cult.

>> I'm not in a cult.

>> Oh god, I'm going to throw up into your

cut. I saw inside of you. How are humans

alive?

>> Okay, I'll do the surgery. And uh you

just breathe. Okay, we'll get you

through this.

>> Okay.

>> What was that sound? I did not like that

squish sound.

>> The pipe has been removed. Now

I'm sewing myself up.

>> Okay, this is almost over. You're doing

great. Just keep talking. Keep talking.

>> Talking about what?

>> Uh tell me about Amy. You must be

excited to see her.

>> Very much. You know, oh god, what if it

doesn't go well? We haven't seen each

other in a while.

What if it's weird?

>> Keep going. Keep [clears throat] going.

You're doing so well. Why would it be

weird?

>> I I don't know. I mean, maybe we've

grown apart. Maybe she'll be repulsed by

my frosted tips. I was going to defrost

them before I saw her for the first

time.

>> I'm sure it will be magical when you see

her. And guess what?

>> What?

>> I'm done.

>> I need the money back and I need it back

now.

>> A jeez. I'm sorry I can't do that. I

placed the bet online. It's not like I

can cancel it.

>> You just placed the bet online?

>> Yeah, he could have done it himself.

It's really easy. I kept telling him

there's no need for bookies anymore.

>> No, no, no. I don't mess with computers,

okay? Ever since I died of dysentery on

the Oregon Trail, I was like, "No thank

you. I'm done with this."

>> Okay, look, the money's already in the

Caribbean. There's nothing I can do.

>> Looks like we're going to the Caribbean.

>> You do know we're not going to the

Caribbean, right?

>> I didn't know that. That is a bummer.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti.

>> Faster.

>> Gina Lanetti spaghetti confetti. Mama,

this is my girlfriend, Rosa.

And this is my personal assistant,

Mangie Carl.

>> Ah, it's nice to meet you. You could

just call me Carl.

>> Mangie Carl used to be a homeless

gentleman. I work with a charity that

finds jobs for down on the luck white

people.

>> He's just a big old angel. He's been so

good to the whites. [laughter]

>> Yes, he is.

>> Yeah.

Can I guess what he paints? Pictures of

pie charts. Multiple still lives of this

gray rock.

>> It's even more boring. So, Gerald, did

anything happened to Raymond last week?

Did he seem like something or someone

had him in a bad mood?

>> It was his day to pick the music and he

chose hiding.

>> So, he was in a good mood or a bad mood?

>> A great mood. Jake.

>> Oh, you're Jake.

>> Damn it. What are you doing after this,

Gerald?

>> Figus's men are everywhere. And now

there's hospital security at all the

exits. How are we going to escape?

>> Relax. There's a million ways to get out

of a hospital unnoticed.

>> Name one.

>> Dress up like babies.

>> What? Will you put me on THE SPOT?

>> YOU WANT IT UP?

>> ALL RIGHT. WAIT, WAIT.

>> Attention boys and ghouls.

>> Nope.

>> Every Halloween I dress up in an amazing

costume and you never get what I am.

>> No, we get what you are. An adult man

who enjoys dress up.

>> Very funny, Rosa. This year that won't

be a problem because you're going to

pick my costume.

>> Ah, come on.

Uh, Ms. Pac-Man's nipple.

>> No, that's brown.

>> Why would you know that?

>> To be or not to be.

>> Not to be.

>> Thank you.

[screaming]

>> Jonavar, Rod Stewart, Martha Stewart,

>> He-Man, Master of the Universe.

>> I got it. Gay Robin Hood.

>> Yes.

>> Oh my gosh. That's what it is.

>> What's up? I need my laptop. I want to

practice my speech with the new colors

beforehand so I'm not alarmed when they

pop up.

>> Right. Right. Um, I know that Terry

definitely did do that work, so I'll

just go grab him. Uh, you wait here. You

can't come in because

Amy's naked and she's embarrassed of her

weird body.

>> Whereas with the skillet, the approach

to fish skin is completely different.

[music]

>> Mhm.

>> And your pasta technique is completely

intuitive.

>> Please tell me more.

>> How about those quarterly write offs?

And did you hear about the merger? Also,

we all need to go in on those flowers

for Beth. Oh, Wednesdays.

>> Who are you again?

>> Gina from sales. I have the plant on my

desk.

>> Oh, yeah. You want to sit with us?

>> Well, I'll be dead so soon.

>> What?

>> I would love to sit.

>> Guess what I'm holding behind my back.

>> Before we begin, what are the parameters

of the guessing game? How many guesses

do I get? Is there a time limit?

>> Forget it. You ruin everything. It's the

police code and ethics manual. Chapter

4, page 83. You should not have told me.

I never would have guessed it. Now I

won.

>> Sorry. Were we being too loud?

>> We

>> Oh, hey. I'm William.

>> I thought you just wanted a picture.

>> Oh, we took a lot of pictures.

>> Yeah.

>> Get in here.

>> Oh, no. He's my brother.

>> That doesn't bother me.

>> Okay, I'm going to bed. Well, let's not

give up all hope just yet. We do know

some things. For example, the perp

entered using a key, which means they

probably work here. And they knew enough

to skip past all these expensive looking

artifacts. They walked straight up to

this shelf and grabbed the coin case

from up there.

>> It's too high. You can't reach it.

Exactly. So, now we know that the thief

was taller than me. That's a good lead.

Also, we know they were a little bit of

a freak since I am above average height

according to the 1940 census.

>> I didn't realize you had a thing about

your height.

>> I don't because I'm above average. Why

would I have a thing about my height

when I'm above average? It doesn't make

any sense. [laughter]

>> Why did the drug dealer never do his

dishes? Because he had drugs in his

dishwasher.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Dishwasher.

>> Hit me. It's for you. Hello.

>> Hey, what's up, dude? It's me. We got

the drugs, man. Hang on. Charles wants

to say hi.

>> Do you have any milk? I should have

known Mora wouldn't be able to control

herself. Strong women, they're just

drawn to me. You know, they're all right

angles and I'm nothing but curves.

>> Gina, big news. Terry's friend got back

to us and he says they're doing security

for Bayside High's number one wrestler,

AC Slater. That's right, Mario Lopez.

>> Oh my god, I had such a big crush on

him.

>> Yeah, we all had a big crush on AC

Slater. Get in line. [laughter]

I'll be cooler when we meet him. I

should hope so.

>> You brought your own shuffle board

stick.

>> Mhm.

>> They're called tangs. You should be glad

she has own. Don't want to mess with

another man's tang.

>> There's no way they're called tangs.

>> It's true. They are. And the discs are

called biscuits.

>> Tangs and biscuits. That is so dumb. I

officially love shuffle board.

>> Clear a path. I'm about to whip my

biscuit.

>> Boil's not in the interrogation room.

>> He couldn't have gotten far. He can't

see. You can go a long way on muscle

memory alone. One time I sleepwalked to

the Eminem store in Time Square.

>> Okay. Your smoke plan was a disaster.

>> Yeah, because your dog ate the gems

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>> because you tripped and dropped them.

>> Yeah, because someone put a chair in my

way that wasn't supposed to be there.

>> I'm sorry. Are you accusing me of

something?

>> Was that not clear? Do you need me to

say it in Latin? I think you sabotage

me.

>> I would never. I want to win, which is

why I'm initiating Operation Fabius.

>> Okay, that does sound kind of cool.

>> Probably shouldn't. I may have to change

the name. Roman dictator Fabius Maximus

defeated Hannibal by avoiding battle and

exercising patience.

>> I can be patient. I just listened to you

talk about that Fabius guy for like 4

hours.

>> It was two sentences.

>> Oh, shut up.

>> Therapists are always having affairs

with their patients.

>> That's not true.

>> Oh, really? Tell that to the 10 minutes

of Bikini Shrink I watched on Cinemax

when I was 13. Dr. Jugs was insatiable.

>> James was ill. We have months of notes

saying he was increasingly unstable.

First of all, people with mental illness

are much more likely to be the victims

than the perpetrators. I heard that on

NPR when I was in the room while Amy was

listening to NPR. And second, I bet Dr.

Tate's notes are fake. I mean, you know

what was in Dr. Jug's notes?

>> What? Stick figures doing it.

>> What does that prove?

>> I don't know, but it was hot.

>> Whoever finds him wins.

>> Yeah, I guess you could say he's the

golden snitch.

>> Wait, was that a Harry Potter reference?

>> It most definitely was. I started

reading them cuz you love them so much.

>> And

>> you were right. They're incredible.

Remember when I called in sick the other

day? I was at home reading Order of the

Phoenix.

>> This makes me so happy. How sad is it

when Cedric dies?

>> I was crushed. Literally crying on the

toilet.

>> Guys, the fugitive. The bet,

>> right? I'm going to catch this last

fugitive, win the bet, and then we're

going to live together for the rest of

our relationship. Just you and me and

Towel makes three.

>> Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. Just

so you know, at the end of the six

books, Snape,

>> no spoilers, Terry, let's go. Why are

there so many reporters? Even the Times

is here. Wait, really? Who'd they send?

>> Wilson, Palmer, Schneider, Lavine,

Rogers, Tyler, Baker, Corell, Brown,

Witch, Robin Schmidt.

>> Stop saying reporter's names. How do you

know so many names?

>> They're the only real rock stars we have

left. Look at what the greater wrote on

his essay. Thank you for writing this.

Reading it made me a better man. I'll

never be as good a leader as Hope.

>> You need to stop focusing on tests.

There's more to life than scores and

book learning. Okay, look at me. I've

had no official dance training. Yet here

I stand.

>> A miracle of movement.

>> Holt thinks Dilman's the best detective

he's ever worked with. So what happens

if I solve the case before him, and I

become the best detective Holt has ever

worked with, and he has to give me the

task force. Dilman thinks he knows

everything about me as a person. But

there's one thing he doesn't know. I'm

about to take him down. Oh my god, he's

staring right at us. Quick, pretend like

I was saying something else.

>> Yes, Jake. You were young when you lost

your virginity.

>> Thank you, Charles.

>> What are you doing? talking to Cassie

and the writers who BT Dubs all have

alibis. Also, Gary said that the studio

approved us as producers. I'm having my

agent look over the paperwork. Okay,

fine. I don't have an agent. I'm using

my parents divorce attorney. He's my

uncle. He was disbarred.

>> Well, while you were off in fantasy

land, I solved the case.

>> Wait a minute, Rosa.

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>> [music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
philandering /fɪˈlændərɪŋ/ C1	verb - 与配偶或伴侣以外的人发生性关系
breathtaking /ˈbreθˌteɪkɪŋ/ B2	adjective - 极其美丽或惊人的
carabiner /kəˈræbɪnər/ B1	noun - 用于攀岩的带弹簧扣的金属环
cult /kʌlt/ A2	noun - 针对特定人物或对象的宗教崇拜和奉献体系
manifest /ˈmænɪfɛst/ B1	noun - 船舶或飞机上的乘客或货物清单
syntax /ˈsɪntæks/ C1	noun - 在语言中形成正确句子的单词和短语的排列
semantics /sɪˈmæntɪks/ C1	noun - 语言中意义的研究
spacino /speɪˈtʃiːnoʊ/ B2	noun - 水疗中心和赌场的结合
alibi /ˈælɪbaɪ/ B1	noun - 声称或证明某人在事件发生时不在场

重点语法结构

• I'm just trying to work up the nerve to see her. See who?

  ➔ 目的性不定式 ('to see her')

  ➔ ‘to see her’ 是目的性不定式，解释了主语为什么在鼓起勇气。

• I was cheating on her with a waitress from Wing named Jaime Lynn.

  ➔ 过去进行时 ('was cheating')

  ➔ 过去进行时 ('was cheating') 描述过去正在进行中的动作。

• She flew into a rage and now she's serving 5 years for aggravated assault.

  ➔ 现在进行时 ('she's serving')

  ➔ 现在进行时 ('she's serving') 表示现在正在进行但暂时持续的动作。

• I'm just trying to work up the nerve to see her. See who?

  ➔ 尾随疑问句 ('See who?')

  ➔ 尾随疑问句 ('See who?') 用于确认信息或寻求同意。

• I think it's kind of simply stiff, [laughter]

  ➔ 状语短语 ('kind of simply')

  ➔ 状语短语 ('kind of simply') 修饰形容词 'stiff' 以表达方式。

• I'm sure it will be magical when you see her.

  ➔ 一般将来时 'will' ('will be')

  ➔ 一般将来时 'will' ('will be') 用于做出预测或表达未来计划。

• I need the money back and I need it back now.

  ➔ 用 'do' 强调 ('I need')

  ➔ 使用 'do' ('I need') 增加了句子的强调，使请求更加紧急。

• You're going to thank us both right now.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示未来 ('are going to thank')

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示未来 ('are going to thank') 用于表达已经计划或确定的未来动作。