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[中文]

否。

>> 运行。

>> 你在这里做什么？

>> 逃避我的问题。

>> 进来吧。

>> 好的，这就是发生的事情。

>> 周五，我应该宣布

我将竞选市议会议员。我

还没有告诉本。我知道我说过

我们分手了，但我们不能。我们

还在约会。但现在我必须和他真正分手

。但我不想

和他分手，因为他太可爱了。他

太好了。

>> 如果您要留在这里，您需要遵守

三条规则。第一，不要

谈论塔米。一。第二，不要谈论

关于本的事情。三、不说话。

>> 我昨晚根本没有问过你。 Tammy 1 发生了

的情况。

>> 您刚刚违反了第一条规则和

第三条规则。您将失去喝咖啡的特权。

>> 你选择。没有。打猎、钓鱼还是

喝酒？

>> 我现在真的很想开枪

。

>> 钓鱼了。

那么，现在竞选公职

。我必须为你找到一个

的替代者。

>> 我可能不会赢。

>> 你会赢。

>> 我可能不会跑。

>> 你应该。

>> 我们的计划是什么？没有。

>> 我想我们生火，烤我们射的鱼

，然后呃做s'mores。

>> 我没有 s'mores 的材料。

>> 我愿意。我总是在车里备有紧急 s'more

口粮。鉴于你的狩猎

能力和我的巧克力供应，我

认为我们可以在这里呆两年，

三年。

你知道，当我 12 岁的时候，我哥哥用钉枪射中了

我的小脚趾。

当然，这是一个搞笑的恶作剧，

我们都笑得很开心。

>> 太糟糕了。

>> 但我避免去看医生。我

讨厌文书工作。

几周后，脚趾

掉了下来。

>> 你只有九个脚趾。

>> 我有我的脚趾。让我们就这样保留

吧。

>> 重点是，医生说如果我让

立即进来，他们可能会保住

的脚趾。

你无法逃避你的问题。

>> 特别是如果您只有九个脚趾。

>> 抱歉，这是不必要的。

>> 我是罗恩·斯旺森，你是莱斯利。没有。

你和我在一起吗？

[哼哼]

>> 这是个好主意。空气新鲜，没有

屏幕。我也越来越擅长

砍柴了。

>> 你是一个普通的保罗·布南。

>> 哎呀，我被木头蜇了。哦不，这是

一块碎片。我现在需要访问 WebMD。

我需要一部 iPhone 或 Samsung Galaxy。

4G 的东西。没有时间

边缘网络。你在干什么？

什么？哇，哇，哇。啊，

>> 明白了。

>> 我仍然认为我们应该找到一台计算机

和 Google 灭菌技术。

>> 是的，我有一个新想法。您需要

从

系统中清除所有这些垃圾。谈论您在这些屏幕上

所做的所有事情，让这些文字

飘到新鲜空气中，然后

我们就完成了。

>> 好的，值得一试。每天我都会先

访问 Facebook、Twitter、Tumblr、

和 Instagram。有时我喜欢在 LinkedIn 中抛出

，以表达专业的

呼喊。

>> 看，这很简单。

>> 然后我喜欢上 Reddit。 Reddit

非常棒，因为它拥有您需要的所有重要

链接。维基百科，人类

最伟大的发明。您可以了解

任何事物。以雷·J 为例。我们都

知道他是一名歌手。他是 Bry 的兄弟

，他与

Kim Kardashian 一起出现在经典的性爱录像中。但您是否也知道

他是史努比狗狗的表弟，并且他曾出演

96 年蒂姆伯顿电影《火星袭击》？

突然间您就进入了火星攻击

页面。我爱加特。您可以与

任何人交谈。我打了布拉德。 Pit 不是

的演员。实际上是一个名叫 Brad

的人，他是匹兹堡的一名老师。

我们没有太多共同点，但我们

聊得很多。表情符号是您发短信而不是文字的

小卡通。

您可以

键入 What up，然后输入一个可爱的小

幽灵，因为这意味着“嘘”，而不是说“what up boo”。甚至还有一个

的印度小伙子，但他戴着头巾

，我认为这是种族主义的。但

亚洲人也戴着种族主义帽子。

就像，等等。这不是日本

人发明的吗？播客。它们有

一百万个，而且都

令人惊叹。约翰·拉菲奥 (John Rafio) 和我有一个

名为“烤干酪辣味玉米片平均值”的播客，我们

在其中对不同种类的烤干酪辣味玉米片进行评分。

>> 好的，够了。不再说话了。

>> 但你告诉我将其全部从我的

系统中清除。

>> 我不知道你的

系统里有多少。这是一个真正的问题，汤姆。你

是个瘾君子，你需要改变。

>> 我已经下载了

干预的每一集。

我知道在这里做什么。

>> 你是对的。我是个瘾君子。我的

我所有的朋友和家人。我会接受这份

毒瘾伤害了

康复礼物。

>> 我为你感到骄傲，但也有点担心

我们正接近我所说的

感情领域。

所以，让我们静静地看着火。

>> 我有了突破，罗恩。

你说你再砍一些木头，然后

我会开你的车去拿一些

胜利的赌注。

>> 完美。

一只鹿跳到了车前。

然后一只熊跳到了鹿面前。

Tommy Edetomame 重返赛场。

告诉大家用他们的

数码来点亮我。必须将它们加载到我的燃烧器中。

>> 是的，我去百思买买了一部

手机。

>> 现在下车。

>> 我们要去哪里，罗恩？我们要步行

去百思买买更好的手机吗？

>> 这是什么故事，罗恩？黛安让你

卖掉这个地方？

>> 一点也不。最近，我购买了一间新的

小屋，足够全家人居住。我

无法证明拥有四间小屋是合理的。

两间小屋。我买的新小屋为女孩们提供了

很棒的轮胎秋千，

通往湖，供所有孩子们玩耍。

另外，它没有这些锋利的

外围防御木板伸出

地面。

>> 我通常会得到 5% 的佣金，但我会为三人做

。朋友和家人

折扣。

>> 设为五。我不希望你有

任何关于我们成为朋友的想法。

>> 尊重，

>> 唐娜。也许为了壁炉，我正在考虑

假鹿角。但是我们想要什么样的

伤疤挂在假

鹿角上呢？哦，呃。没有阴影。

>> 大多数员工。与

那些古董访问法国海报一起看起来很合法。

>> 罗恩，当他们让你的小屋看起来

？

像垃圾时，你想呆在外面什么也不做吗？

>> 我非常想要。我们可以看到

阴影变长。

>> 好吧，

>> 这些人不会离开。一个人甚至

看了浴室。

>> 是的，这意味着他们喜欢这个地方。如果

你不理会他们，我想我们

可能会得到一些报价。

>> 这款常绿香薰蜡烛应该

对有购买欲望的人们有所帮助。

>> 你可以打开门，让

真正的松树气味进来。

>> 树很粘，

里有虫子。

>> 这个地方太随意了。

>> 我不知道。这有点像在

的荒无人烟的地方。

>> 我知道。这就像搞笑的部分。

...

到达这里需要多长时间就像一个笑话。这就像一个元小屋。

>> 哦，是的。

>> 这就是我说的。是的，

>> 我听说戴夫·埃德加斯 (Dave Edgars) 写了一个简短的

故事，内容是关于他

在那边那棵树下发现的这盒磁带。

>> 天啊。

>> 你在做什么？

>> 试图让这些烦人的傻瓜

为你的小屋支付更多的钱。

>> 继续。

>> 天啊。我听说 Nico Case 和

Ben Gard 曾经在这里亲热过。

>> 什么？

>> 不，谢谢。我会让他知道的。那

是您在开放的

房子里喜欢的那对情侣。

>> 我鄙视他们。

>> 好吧，他们刚刚回来了一个新的

优惠。然后把那个东西搞起来。远远超过

的要价。罗恩，谁在乎他们

是谁？这是一个巨大的出价。我不是

大亨。

>> 我 18 年前以

2,200 美元买了那间小屋。我不在乎钱。

>> 我现在根本听不懂你在说什么。

。

>> 那间小屋对我来说有一个重要的目的

，作为一个安静的避难所，让我远离现代生活的

废话。我希望

下一个所有者能够理解并分享这个

的目的。找到这样的人，

我会很乐意卖掉。

>> 我会买它。

>> 你买不起那栋房子。你

买得起那栋房子吗？

>> 你会用它做什么？我会去

那里，带着安迪和冠军，

远离其他人，

看看蜘蛛。在

尸体。这是我的报价。我会

我谋杀了那对令人讨厌的夫妇之后，我会在这里埋葬他们的

把我钱包里的所有东西都给你。嗯，8 美元，

一堆松散的止咳药水，还有

拉里的哮喘吸入器。

>> 感谢上帝。我一直在寻找那个。

>> 拉里，这是房地产

交易的一部分。您对其没有合法权利

。

>> 抱歉，我不知道。

这是我听过的最好的报价。

>> 呃，你现在绊倒了。

>> 已售出。

>> 甚至不要绊倒。

>> 您的佣金。

>> 非常感谢。

>> 你是一个大亨。

>> 罗恩·PD·库姆斯。我不得不承认这个

地方非常紧张。可能会让

任何人都感兴趣。

>> 手感不错。赫福德。

>> 让我了解一些。

>> 你确定吗？

>> 是的。我不会将您视为

口腔烟草使用者。

>> 我充满了惊喜，罗恩。

>> 天哪，我的胃有点不舒服。

感觉有点恶心。

>> 是的，这可能是咀嚼物。你可以

把它吐出来。

>> 我吞下了它。你应该

吞下它，对吧？

>> 不。

好的。

>> 可怜的小伙伴。为什么他们称之为咀嚼

而不是吞咽？我说得对吗，R？

>> 是的，你是对的。

>> 好吧，安全基础知识。唐娜，你能

告诉我为什么低头看

枪管是不好的吗？

>> 这是一个棘手的问题吗？

>> 不，唐娜，不要。请。

>> 规则第一，不要将武器

指向人。这包括你自己的

脸，唐娜。现在，每年在我们

第一次狩猎之前，我们都会举杯祝酒。所以，

喝杯啤酒。

前往狩猎

>> 此处。这里。

>> 还有猎人。

击败野兽的唯一方法是

找到内心的野兽。

>> 相当不错。

>> 继续。干杯。

>> 罗恩，你的脚趾坏了。

>> 传统的祝酒词是为了狩猎。

这是我说的。

>> 你对我的胸部没有

偏离目标感到惊讶吗？

>> 莱斯利，请说。我不在乎你是

一个女孩。我只是不喜欢改变。我喜欢

和同样的

人去同一个地方，讲同样的故事，

看看谁能抓到最多的火鸡。

>> 嗯，看来你喜欢和同样的人一起

打猎，因为你

知道你可以打败他们。

>> 100 美元说我比你

捕获更多的鸟。

>> 你开始了。我们分手吧。我一个人做得更好

。

>> 是的，你知道。看，只是其中一个人。

>> 你最喜欢的蛋糕不可能是

生日蛋糕。这就像说您

最喜欢的麦片是早餐

麦片。 H 我喜欢早餐麦片。

>> 看，某种鸟。我们杀了它吧。

你跟我说话，

>> 你在向什么挥手？

>> 什么也没有。

>> 这真是美好的一天。看，在我的

家里，我有一个妻子和三个漂亮的

女儿。这次旅行，是我一年

一次站着小便。

我喜欢那个声音。

>> 我被枪杀了。

>> 我被枪杀了。

有人朝我的头开枪。

[呻吟]

[叹气]

>> BULA。布拉。

>> 天啊。我的天啊。我的天啊。全部

正确。是的。 R，我拿到你的帽子了。 R，我

有你的帽子。

>> 你很痛苦吗？

>> 我的头部被霰弹枪击中。

>> RON，其实没那么严重。我

只需要你保持冷静。好的。

[哼哼]

>> 是的。我只是要保持愤怒。

我发现这让我放松。

>> 好的，罗恩。我们拨打了 911，他们

将派出一名护林员。

>> 哦，该死。这真是一团糟。护林员

明年不会让我们回来。

>> 你知道吗？我们现在不会考虑

。你们，能

把他放在

尸体室的躺床上吗？

>> 沙发床？

>> 是的。

>> 当然。

>> 好的。坚持，稍等。坚持，稍等。唐娜。

>> 唐娜。

>> 唐娜。

[喘气]

[叹气气喘]

>> 你还好吗？ [尖叫]

这是什么？你的心？您有

呼吸困难吗？

>> 好的，这是您的苏格兰威士忌。

>> 好的，杰瑞。杰瑞来了。这是你的

苏格兰威士忌，罗恩。我们开始吧，罗恩。好的。

嘿，你知道什么是伟大的吗？安会

来照顾你。安是北美最好的

护士。好的。给你

。

[呻吟]

>> 什么？你还好吗？

>> 你开枪打死我了吗？

>> 什么？否。

>> 我附近有一只鸟。我

知道您多么渴望证明自己

。

>> 不，不，我发誓我没有。罗恩，我向上帝发誓

，我从未开枪射杀过任何人。

>> 好吧，你最好找出是谁，然后

然后给他们买一口棺材，因为我

要把他们撕碎。

好的。

听着，

我听说了这起事故，我需要

知道谁该负责。

>> 我不知道。这就是问题所在。

>> 我是。

>> 我射杀了罗恩·斯旺森。

>> 你开枪射中了我的奔驰？

>> 什么？

>> 没有。不。

>> 我制作了这个 Tammy 反编程工具包，以防

我再次成为她的受害者。

首先，这是我

手工制作的贞操带。它可能对您来说太大了

几个尺寸，但您可以拍拍

它。第一步是消除所有

性别。

>> 那没有必要。我们还没有完成

这件事。她有时让我摩擦

她的腿。

>> 好吧，更有理由佩戴它。

她知道她还有这张牌要打

，你最好相信她会的。

>> 我们还将尝试巴甫洛夫

技术。罗恩拿着塔米的

香水。周长。

>> 闻起来很香。噢，

>> 又来了。

>> 塔米，不。我们要

这样做多少次？直到瓶子再次空

。两次。

[尖叫]

>> 到目前为止进展顺利，但现在判断还为时过早

。

>> 他已经走了很远了。

>> 好的，我们将制作一些场景并

演示您可以抵抗

Tammy 的方法。我会扮演塔米。罗恩将扮演

你。

>> 嘿，小马。是时候上马并

骑行进入博纳镇了。你说#{​​43}我们在宠物店

...

的浴室里很臭？啊？果酱。啊？

>> 去做吧。

>> 啊？

>> 今天不会有性行为，塔米。

>>哦。

>> 相反，你为什么不去宠物

商店喂蛇呢？

让你见鬼去吧，女人。再见。

>> 嘿，你这个大块维也纳肉。我有

40 条毛巾、一些能量棒、

和一个中国手指夹。让我们获得

的总收入。

>> 这个策略失败了。见鬼去吧

你，女人。再见。 What are you

wearing?

>> 这是我自己设计的胯部眼罩。

在这种情况下，她会赤裸着

来找你。

>> 好的，门已锁上。窗口已

固定。 There is no way Tammy's getting

in here.

>> 该死的。 Strip down, you sex maggot.

>> 并按住。你犯了什么错？ You

didn't check the armwire.塔米曾经

在我的阁楼里露营了六天

等待我的到来。 She survived on

rats and rainwater.让我们再次运行它。

>> 好的，大家看看你的文件夹。

您将找到有关创始人

周的信息。在我们开始集思广益之前，

我只想感谢罗恩借给我们

他的小屋。

>> 贷款听起来好像我在这件事上有一个

选择。我绝对不应该

同意这一点，也不应该让你知道

我有一间小屋，也不应该认识

你们中的任何一个。

>> That's a spirit.创始人周是每年

庆祝 Pawnee 一切的活动。

我们举办了一场吃馅饼比赛，一个巨大的

宠物动物园，以及它们的祖父

创始人周游行。我不想

过度炒作，但我们的游行

让玫瑰舞会游行看起来就像

车轮上的粪便大会。 Let's do an

exercise.四月，是什么让波恩成为

世界上最好的城市？

>> 简单。 Most murderers per capita. The

guillotine was invented here. City Hall

is run by the Walrus Mafia.

>> Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnie so

great?

>> Cost of living is cheap.大约 3

年后，我将攒够足够的钱来支付我在西雅图的公寓的

费用。

>> You have a condo in Seattle?

>> 是的，我喜欢雨和鱼

市场。

>> 伙计们，我们需要集中注意力。我希望

成为有史以来最好的创始人周。好的，不再有

的干扰。

>> 我很无聊。

呃。 Let's go have sex in a tree. He'll

be back in 8 minutes.

>> 你为什么要把她带到这里？

>> 我在这段

关系中实际上没有任何权力。我会在

树中思考想法。

>> 欢迎任何人加入我们的树。

>> 真的吗？

>> 好的。谢谢。再见。

>> 你还好吗？

>> 是的，我很好。

>> 早上好，各位同事、同事、

朋友。今天大家都感觉正常

>> 吗？事情是这样的。我把

运动衫落在罗恩的出租车里，当我

回去拿它时，我在

垃圾桶里发现了它。妊娠试验呈阳性。旁注

，我不小心扔掉了我的运动衫

。这就是我翻

垃圾的原因。也发现了。很酷。

所以，如果我的科学是正确的，

小屋里的五名女性之一，莱斯利，

唐娜，蒙娜丽莎，或阿普丽尔，

怀孕了。不可能是四月。她会

告诉我的。剩下四名嫌疑人。

这项工作只有一个人。伯特

姆林，

联邦调查局。他们说我退休了。他们说

我对于波恩警察

部门来说太危​​险了。事实证明他们是对的

，但又错了。 Mlin，

你 A

的儿子，你失败了。

[笑声]

哇，你这个很糟糕。

>> 唐娜，请后退两步，以便我可以

物理摧毁这台机器。

>> 你能让小个子冷静一下吗？这不是

真正的狩猎。这只是一个你碰巧不喜欢的游戏

>>。

>> 你知道吗？这是一个很好的观点。

>> 什么？你不擅长这个。

>> 这不是真正的狩猎。跟我一起

吧。

>> 狩猎。无需宿舍。

坚持住。您有夜间狩猎

的许可证吗？因为你需要一个许可证。

[笑声]

我以为你是认真的。

>> 来吧。你知道我不会提供

新鲜空气、真正的武器、诚实的杀戮。

真正的

东西是无可替代的。

>> 您想回去玩视频

游戏，不是吗？

>> 是的。该死的。

>> 对不起，工人。请给我一桶

啤酒和四个热狗，

谢谢。

>> 你为什么浑身是血？

>> 别担心，这不是人类。

>> 我希望你已经与你的神和解了，

小电子鹿。

>> 明白了吗？

>> 哦，来吧。快点。快点。

>> 这就是我所说的射击。

>> 这是一个新记录。

>> 嘿，看看那个。您终于进入前 10 名

。现在您可以输入您的姓名首字母缩写

。

>> 我的名字缩写是私人的。好吧，那么只需

输入任意三个字母即可。

>> 屁股。 [笑声]

[音乐]

[英语]

No.

>> Run.

>> What are you doing here?

>> Running away from my problems.

>> Come on in.

>> Okay, so here's what's going on.

>> On Friday, I'm supposed to announce that

I'm running for city council. And I

haven't told Ben yet. I know I said that

we broke up, but we couldn't. We're

still dating. But now I have to break up

with him for real. But I don't want to

break up with him cuz he's so cute. He's

so nice.

>> If you're going to stay here, there are

three rules you need to follow. One, no

talk about Tammy. One. Two, no talk

about Ben. Three, no talk.

>> I didn't even ask you last night. What

is going on with Tammy 1.

>> You just violated rules number one and

three. You lose your coffee privileges.

>> You choose. Nope. Hunting, fishing, or

drinking?

>> I'd really love to shoot a gun right

now.

>> Fishing it is.

So, running for office

now. I'm going to have to find a

replacement for you.

>> I might not win.

>> You'll win.

>> I might not run.

>> You should.

>> What's our plan here? Nope.

>> I figure we build a fire, roast the fish

we shot, and uh make s'mores.

>> I don't have the material for s'mores.

>> I do. I always carry emergency s'more

rations in my car. Given your hunting

abilities and my chocolate supply, I

figure we could stay up here for two,

three years.

You know, when I was 12, my brother shot

me in the pinky toe with a nail gun.

Granted, it was a hilarious prank, and

we all had a good laugh.

>> That's awful.

>> But I avoided going to the doctor. I

hate paperwork.

After a few weeks, the toe just kind of

fell off.

>> You only have nine toes.

>> I have the toes I have. Let's just leave

it at that.

>> The point is, the doctor said if I had

come in right away, they might have

saved the toe.

You can't run away from your problems.

>> Especially if you only have nine toes.

>> Sorry, that was uncalled for.

>> I'm Ron Swanson and you're Leslie. Nope.

You with me?

[snorts]

>> This is a great idea. Fresh air, no

screens. I'm getting really good at

chopping wood, too.

>> You're a regular Paul Bunan.

>> Ow, I got stung by the wood. Oh no, it's

a splinter. I need to get on WebMD now.

I need an iPhone or a Samsung Galaxy.

Something with 4G. There's no time for

the edge network. What are you doing?

What? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Ah,

>> got it.

>> I still think we should find a computer

and Google sterilization techniques.

>> Yeah, I have a new idea. You need to

purge all of this garbage from your

system. Talk about all the things you do

on those screens and let the words just

float away into the fresh air and then

we will be done.

>> Okay, worth a shot. Every day I start by

hitting up Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr,

and Instagram. Sometimes I like to throw

in LinkedIn for the professional

shouties.

>> See, that was easy.

>> Then I like to go on Reddit. Reddit's

great because it has all the important

links you need. Wikipedia, mankind's

greatest invention. You can learn about

anything. Take Ray J for example. We all

know he's a singer. He's Bry's brother

and he was in that classic sex tape with

Kim Kardashian. But did you also know

he's Snoop Dogg's cousin and he was in

the 96 Tim Burton movie Mars Attacks?

Suddenly you're on the Mars Attacks

page. I love Ghat. You can talk to

anybody. I hit up Brad. Pit wasn't the

actor. It's actually a guy named Brad

that's a teacher in Pittsburgh.

We don't have a lot in common, but we

chat quite a bit. Emoji are little

cartoons you text instead of words.

Instead of saying what up boo, you can

type what up and then a cute little

ghost cuz that means boo. There's even a

little Indian guy, but he has a turban

on which I think is racist. But the

Asian guy also has a racist hat on. And

it's like, hold up. Didn't Japanese

people invent this? Podcasts. There are

a million of them and they're all

amazing. John Rafio and I have one

called Nacho Average Podcast where we

rate different kinds of nachos.

>> Okay, that's enough. No more talking.

>> But you told me to get it all out of my

system.

>> I had no idea how much you had in your

system. This is a real problem, Tom. You

are an addict and you need to change.

>> I've downloaded every episode of

Intervention.

I know what to do here.

>> You're right. I am an addict. I've hurt

all my friends and family with my

addiction. I will accept this gift of

rehabilitation.

>> I'm proud of you, but also a bit fearful

that we're verging on what I call

feelings territory.

So, let's stare at the fire in silence.

>> I've had a breakthrough, Ron. What do

you say you chop up some more wood and

I'll take your car and go grab us some

victory stakes.

>> Perfect.

A deer jumped in front of the car. And

then a bear jumped in front of the deer.

Tommy Edetomame is back on the grid.

Tell everyone to light me up with their

digies. Got to load them into my burner.

>> Yes, I went to Best Buy and bought a

phone.

>> Out of the car now.

>> Where are we going, Ron? Are we walking

to Best Buy to get a better phone?

>> What's the story, Ron? Diane making you

sell this place?

>> Not at all. Recently, I purchased a new

cabin big enough for the whole family. I

just can't justify owning four cabins.

two cabins. The new cabin I bought has a

great tire swing for the girls, access

to a lake for all the kids to play in.

Plus, it doesn't have these razor sharp

perimeter defense planks sticking out of

the ground.

>> I usually get 5% commission, but I'll do

it for three. Friends and family

discount.

>> Make it five. I don't want you getting

any ideas about us being friends.

>> Respect,

>> Donna. Maybe for the fireplace, I'm

thinking fake antlers. But what kind of

scars would we want to hang out the fake

antlers? Oh, duh. No shade.

>> Most staff. That'll look legit next to

those antique visit France posters.

>> Ron, you want to stay outside and do

nothing while they make your cabin look

like garbage?

>> I'd like that very much. We can watch

the shadows get longer.

>> Okay,

>> these people won't leave. One guy even

looked in the bathroom.

>> Yeah, that means they like the place. If

you just leave them alone, I think we

might get some offers.

>> This evergreen scented candle should

help for people in the mood to buy.

>> You could just open the door and let the

actual smell of the pines in.

>> Trees are sticky and they got bugs in

them.

>> This place is so random.

>> I don't know. It's kind of like in the

middle of nowhere.

>> I know. That's like the hilarious part.

It's like a joke how long it takes to

get here. It's like a meta cabin.

>> Oh yes.

>> That's what I said. Yeah,

>> I heard that Dave Edgars wrote a short

story about this tape cassette that he

found under that tree over there.

>> Oh my god.

>> What are you doing?

>> Trying to get these annoying dumb dums

to pay more money for your cabin.

>> Carry on.

>> Oh my god. I heard that Nico Case and

Ben Gard made out here once.

>> What?

>> No, thank you. I will let him know. That

was that couple you liked at the open

house.

>> I despised them.

>> Well, they just came back with a new

offer. And jack that shiz up. Way over

asking price. Ron, who cares who they

are? That's a massive bid. I don't be a

mogul.

>> I bought that cabin 18 years ago for

$2,200. I do not care about the money.

>> I can't even understand what you're

saying right now.

>> That cabin served an important purpose

for me as a quiet refuge from the

nonsense of modern life. I'd like the

next owners to understand and share that

purpose. Find me someone like that and

I'll happily sell.

>> I'll buy it.

>> You can't afford that house. Can you

afford that house?

>> What would you use it for? I'd go up

there and take Andy and Champion and

just get away from everyone else and

look at spiders. And it's where I'd bury

the bodies of that annoying couple after

I murder them. Here's my offer. I will

give you everything in my purse. Um, $8,

a bunch of loose cough drops, and

Larry's asthma inhaler.

>> Thank God. I've been looking for that.

>> Larry, this is part of a real estate

transaction now. You have no legal claim

to it.

>> Sorry, I had no idea.

This is the best offer I've heard yet.

>> Uh, you tripping right now.

>> Sold.

>> Don't even trip.

>> Your commission.

>> Thanks a lot.

>> You're a sher mogul.

>> Ron PD Combmes. I have to admit this

place is pretty tight. May interest

anyone in some chew.

>> Nice touch. Hford.

>> Let me get some of that.

>> You sure?

>> Yeah. I would not have pegged you as a

user of mouth tobacco.

>> I'm full of surprises, Ron.

>> Oh man, my stomach's a little upset.

Feel a little queasy.

>> Yeah, that might be the chew. You could

spit it out.

>> I swallowed it. You're supposed to

swallow it, right?

>> No.

All right.

>> Poor little buddy. Why they call it chew

and not swallow? Am I right, R?

>> Yes, you are right.

>> All right, safety basics. Donna, can you

tell me why it's bad to look down the

barrel of your gun?

>> Is that a trick question?

>> No, Donna, don't. Please.

>> Rule number one, do not point the weapon

at a person. That includes your own

face, Donna. Now, every year before we

go on our first hunt, we do a toast. So,

grab a beer.

To the hunt

>> here. Here.

>> And to the hunters.

The only way to defeat the beast is to

find the beast within.

>> Pretty good.

>> Right on. Cheers.

>> Ron, your toes sucked.

>> The traditional toast is to the hunt.

And it is said by me.

>> You surprised that my breasts didn't

throw my aim off?

>> Leslie, please. I don't care that you're

a girl. I just don't like change. I like

going to the same place with the same

people, telling the same stories, and

seeing who can bag the most turkeys.

>> Well, it seems like you like to go

hunting with the same people cuz you

know you can beat them.

>> 100 bucks says I bag more birds than

you.

>> You're on. Let's split up. I do it

better alone.

>> Yeah, you do. See, just one of the guys.

>> Your favorite kind of cake can't be

birthday cake. That's like saying your

favorite kind of cereal is breakfast

cereal. H I love breakfast cereal.

>> Look, some kind of bird. Let's kill it.

You talking to me,

>> What were you waving at?

>> Nothing.

>> This is such a great day. See, at my

house, I got a wife and three beautiful

daughters. This trip, it is the one time

a year I get to pee standing up.

I love that sound.

>> I've been shot.

>> I've been shot.

SOMEBODY SHOT ME IN THE HEAD.

[groaning]

[sighs]

>> BULA. BULA.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. All

right. Yeah. R, I get your hat. R, I

have your hat.

>> Are you in a lot of pain?

>> I was shot in the HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN.

>> RON, it's actually not that serious. I

just need you to stay calm. Okay.

[snorts]

>> Yeah. I'm I'm just going to stay angry.

I find that relaxes me.

>> Okay, Ron. We called 911 and they're

going to send a ranger.

>> Oh, damn. This is a mess. The rangers

won't let us come back next year.

>> You know what? We're not going to think

about that right now. You guys, can you

just put him on the dayb bed in the

carcass room?

>> Daybed?

>> Yeah.

>> Sure.

>> Okay. Hold on. Hold on. Donna.

>> Donna.

>> Donna.

[gasps]

[sighs and panting]

>> ARE YOU OKAY? [screaming]

WHAT IS IT? YOUR HEART? ARE YOU HAVING

TROUBLE BREATHING?

>> OKAY, here's your scotch.

>> Okay, Jerry. Jerry's here. Here's your

scotch, Ron. There we go, Ron. Okay.

Hey, you know what is great? Ann's going

to take care of you. And Ann is the best

nurse in North America. All right. Here

you go.

[groaning]

>> What? You okay?

>> Did you Did you shoot me?

>> What? No.

>> There was a bird kind of near me. And I

know how desperate you were to prove

yourself.

>> No. No. I swear I didn't. Ron, I swear

to God, I've never shot anyone.

>> Well, you better find out who it was and

then purchase them a coffin because I'm

going to rip them apart.

Okay.

Listen,

I heard about the accident and I need to

know who is responsible.

>> I don't know. That's the problem.

>> I am.

>> I shot Ron Swanson.

>> YOU SHOT MY MERCEDES?

>> WHAT?

>> NO. NO.

>> I made this Tammy deprogramming kit in

case I ever fell victim to her again.

First, this is a chastity belt that I

made by hand. It might be a couple sizes

too big for you, but you can just pat

it. The first step is to cut out all

sex.

>> That won't be necessary. We haven't done

the deed yet. She lets me rub up against

her legs sometimes.

>> Well, all the more reason to wear it.

She knows she has that card left to

play, and you best believe she will.

>> We're also going to try a Pavlovian

technique. Ron is holding Tammy's

perfume. Girth.

>> Smells good. Oh,

>> again.

>> TAMMY, NO. HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GOING

TO DO THIS? UNTIL THE BOTTLE is empty

again. TWICE.

[screaming]

>> It's going well so far, but it's too

early to tell.

>> He was pretty far gone.

>> Okay, we're going to do some scenes and

demonstrate ways that you can resist

Tammy. I will play Tammy. Ron will play

you.

>> Hey there, horsey. Time to mount up and

ride on into Boner Town. What do you say

we get stanky in that pet store

bathroom? Huh? Jam. Huh?

>> Do it.

>> Huh?

>> There will be no sex today, Tammy.

>> Oh.

>> Instead, why don't you go into the pet

store and feed yourself to the snakes?

To hell with you, woman. Goodbye.

>> Hey, you big hunk of wiener meat. I've

got 40 hand towels, some energy bars,

and a Chinese finger trap. Let's get

gross.

>> This gambit has failed. To hell with

you, woman. Goodbye. What are you

wearing?

>> It's a crotch blinder of my own design.

In this scenario, she will be coming at

you pantsless.

>> Okay, doors are locked. Window is

secured. There is no way Tammy's getting

in here.

>> Damn. Strip down, you sex maggot.

>> And hold. What was your mistake? You

didn't check the armwire. Tammy once

camped out in my attic for six days

awaiting my arrival. She survived on

rats and rainwater. Let's run it again.

>> Okay, everyone, look in your folders.

You will find information about Founders

Week. And before we start brainstorming,

I just want to thank Ron for lending us

his cabin.

>> Lending makes it sound like I had a

choice in the matter. I never should

have agreed to this or let you know that

I have a cabin or gotten to know any of

you.

>> That's a spirit. Founders Week is a

yearly celebration of all things Pawnee.

We've got a pie eating contest, a giant

petting zoo, and the granddaddy of them

all, the Founders Week parade. I don't

want to overhype it, but our parade

makes the Rose Ball Parade look like a

turds on wheels convention. Let's do an

exercise. April, what makes Pawne the

best city in the world?

>> Easy. Most murderers per capita. The

guillotine was invented here. City Hall

is run by the Walrus Mafia.

>> Donna, help me out. What makes Pawnie so

great?

>> Cost of living is cheap. In about 3

years, I will have saved enough to pay

off my condo in Seattle.

>> You have a condo in Seattle?

>> Yes, I like the rain and the fish

markets.

>> Guys, we need to focus. I want this to

be the best founders week ever. Okay, no

more distractions.

>> I'm bored.

Duh. Let's go have sex in a tree. He'll

be back in 8 minutes.

>> Why did you have to bring her here?

>> I don't really have any power in this

relationship. I'll think of ideas in the

tree.

>> Anyone's welcome to join us in the tree.

>> Really?

>> Okay. Thank you. Bye.

>> You okay?

>> Yeah, I'm fine.

>> Good morning, colleagues, co-workers,

friends. Everyone feeling normal

>> today? Here's what happened. I left my

sweatshirt at Ron's cab, and when I went

back to get it, I found this in the

trash. Positive pregnancy test. Side

note, I accidentally threw my sweatshirt

away. That's why I was digging through

the trash. Found that, too. Pretty cool.

So, if my science is correct, one of the

five women who are at the cabin, Leslie,

Donna, an Mona Lisa, or April, is

pregnant. Can't be April. She would have

told me. That leaves four suspects.

There's only one man for this job. Bert

Mlin,

FBI. They said I was retired. They said

I was too dangerous for the Pawne Police

Department. Turns out they were right

and wrong. Mlin,

you son of A

YOU failing it.

[laughter]

Wow, you suck at this.

>> Donna, please back up two paces so I can

physically destroy this machine.

>> Can you chill a little man? It's not

real hunting. It's just a game

>> that you happen to suck at.

>> You know what? That's a good point.

>> What? that you suck at this.

>> That it's not real hunting. Come with

me.

>> Hunting. No quarters required.

Hang on. Do you have a license to hunt

at night? Cuz you need a license.

[laughter]

I thought you were serious.

>> Come on now. You know I don't give a

fresh air, real weapons, an honest kill.

There is no substitute for the real

thing.

>> You want to go back and play that video

game, don't you?

>> Yes. Damn it.

>> Excuse me, worker. Bring me a bucket of

beers and four hot dogs, please and

thank you.

>> Why are you covered in blood?

>> Don't worry, it's not human.

>> I hope you've made peace with your god,

small electronic deer.

>> Get it?

>> Oh, come on. Come on. Come on.

>> Now that's what I call shooting.

>> That's a new record.

>> Hey, look at that. You finally made it

in the top 10. Now you can enter your

initials.

>> My initials are private. Well, then just

put in any three letters.

>> Ass. [laughter]

[music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
run /rʌn/ A1	verb - 跑 (pǎo)
problems /ˈprɒbləmz/ A2	noun - 问题 (wèntí)
council /ˈkaʊnsɪl/ B1	noun - 委员会 (wěiyuánhuì)
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ B1	verb - 约会 (yuēhuì)
break /breɪk/ A2	verb - 分手 (fēnshǒu)
rules /ruːlz/ A2	noun - 规则 (guīzé)
violated /ˈvaɪəleɪtɪd/ B2	verb - 违反 (wéifǎn)
privileges /ˈprɪvɪlɪdʒɪz/ B2	noun - 特权 (tèquán)
hunting /ˈhʌntɪŋ/ A2	verb - 狩猎 (shòuliè)
fishing /ˈfɪʃɪŋ/ A2	verb - 钓鱼 (diàoyú)
roast /roʊst/ A2	verb - 烤 (kǎo)
rations /ˈræʃənz/ B1	noun - 配给 (pèigěi)
hilarious /hɪˈlɛəriəs/ B1	adjective - 非常搞笑 (fēicháng gǎoxiào)
paperwork /ˈpeɪpərwɜːrk/ B1	noun - 文书工作 (wénshū gōngzuò)
toe /toʊ/ A1	noun - 脚趾 (jiǎozhǐ)
addict /ˈædɪkt/ B2	noun - 瘾君子 (yǐnjūnzǐ)
garbage /ˈɡɑːrbɪdʒ/ A2	noun - 垃圾 (lājī)

重点语法结构

• If you're going to stay here, there are three rules you need to follow.

  ➔ 条件句 (Type 1) + 情态动词 (need to)

  ➔ 这句话设定了留下来的条件——遵守规则。“are going to”表示未来的可能性，“need to”表示义务。结构是“如果 + 现在时，将来时”。

• You can't run away from your problems.

  ➔ 情态动词 (can't) + 不定式 + 介词短语

  ➔ 这是一个常见的习语，表达了逃避问题的徒劳。“can't”表示不可能，“run away from”表示回避。“your”表示拥有问题。

• You choose. Nope. Hunting, fishing, or drinking?

  ➔ 祈使句 + 感叹词 + 名词列表（暗示动名词）

  ➔ 这句话使用祈使句“You choose”来呈现选择。“Nope”是一个快速的拒绝，接下来的名词代表活动，隐式地充当动名词（hunting、fishing、drinking）。

• You'll win.

  ➔ 将来时 (will)

  ➔ 对成功的简单预测。“You'll”是“you will”的缩写，表示对主体获胜能力的强烈信念。