That's what he thinks.
00:03
Go! Go! Go!
(GRUNTS) Go! Go!
00:13
I don't think we
can make it, Gru!
00:20
(GRU AND MINIONS SCREAMING)
00:38
Hey.
How you doing?
(GROANS)
00:48
(COUGHING)
(GIRL GASPS)
00:52
GIRL: Are you okay?
00:53
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
00:54
(CHUCKLES)
You guys are so cute.
00:56
Go get him, Gru-Gru!
00:58
How's your
transition coming?
01:03
You know,
from world's
worst villain
01:05
to world's
worst agent?
01:07
Oh, that's hilarious.
You should be on TV.
01:08
Oh, that's right.
You were! But then
you got canceled!
01:11
What about that?
Ugh!
01:17
What? Oh, girls!
Oh!
01:18
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
01:25
Alpha Team,
the diamond is secure.
Come and pick up the package.
01:43
ALPHA TEAM LEADER:
Copy that.
Alpha Team in approach.
01:47
Did you actually
think I was unconscious?
01:57
Huh!
It's called acting,
hoser.
01:59
And clearly,
I've still got it!
02:01
(GRU CONTINUES SCREAMING)
02:12
I've been a bad boy!
02:19
ALPHA TEAM LEADER:
Freeze! Don't move!
02:23
SOLDIER:
Go, go! Get him!
02:26
He's getting away!
(YELLING)
02:27
This isn't over, Gru.
02:30
You hear me?
This is not over.
02:31
Yeah? Well,
I still have the diamond.
02:35
ALL: (SINGING)
Happy birthday to you
02:39
Happy birthday to...
02:40
Happy birthday, dear Dan
02:44
Happy birthday to you
02:49
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
02:57
(MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
03:01
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)
03:21
(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
03:23
(ON SPEAKER)
I'm back and bigger than ever.
03:28
Thank you.
Thank you so... Oh!
03:35
No, you can't
leave me here!
03:42
(LAUGHS) Clive,
arm the canons.
03:46
(BALTHAZAR LAUGHING)
03:58
(WHIMPERS AND SCREAMS)
04:04
Hey, mullet head!
Let us out!
04:11
Oh, don't worry,
girls. I've prepared
a front row seat for you.
04:13
(ALL GASPING AND SCREAMING)
04:19
(ALL CONTINUE SCREAMING)
04:25
(AGNES SCREAMS)
MARGO: Agnes!
04:35
BALTHAZAR: Once again,
I win and Gru loses!
04:38
Enjoy the show, girls.
04:42
What in the heck?
Oh!
04:51
I hope the girls
are okay.
04:53
Bratt! Bratt at
nine o'clock...
No! Three o'clock!
04:55
(GASPS) No!
I've seen this episode!
05:02
He's going to
bubblegum the whole city
and send it up into space!
05:04
(GASPS) Hurry!
(DRU GASPS)
05:07
This is it! This is it!
05:20
(HIGH-PITCHED SCREAMING)
05:38
LUCY: (GASPS) Look!
05:43
I've got the girls.
You two,
go take care of Bratt.
05:45
GRU: Wait! What are
you doing?
05:47
Look, you guys,
it's Lucy!
05:55
Lucy, over here!
Help! Help us!
05:57
Mama's comin', girls.
05:59
EDITH: Lucy! Lucy!
MARGO: We're up here!
06:01
BALTHAZAR:
Look at that laser go.
06:03
I love it when
a plan comes together.
06:05
CLIVE: (SCREAMS)
It's Gru!
(ALARM BEEPING)
06:07
You're about to be
blasted back to the '80s!
06:13
(GRU LAUGHS)
DRU: Whoo-hoo!
06:23
Any last words, Gru?
06:28
I got two words for you.
06:32
Oh, itis on like Donkey Kong.
06:38
I am going to enjoy this.
06:42
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
06:45
(LAUGHING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
06:50
(GRUNTS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
07:30
Game over! (LAUGHING)
07:32
Is this what
you're looking for?
07:36
(PLAYING MUSIC)
(BALTHAZAR GROANING)
07:41
Curse you, Gru!
(GROANS)
07:56
(SPEAKING MINIONESE)
08:01
Yes, we did, brother.
08:22
LUCY: Gru!
EDITH: Uncle Dru!
08:25
(BUBBLEGUM POPS)
(ALL GASP)
08:31
(MINIONS CLAMORING)
08:32
(MINIONS SCREAMING)
08:37
Hey, Mel. Welcome back.
08:42
(SLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
08:49
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
08:54
The highest honor
awarded to Dr. Nefario
08:57
for your years of service,
09:02
the 21-fart gun salute!
09:05
(SHOUTING ORDERS IN MINIONESE)
09:08
Farewell, my friends.
09:25
This may take a while.
09:46
Go about your business.
09:49
I miss you already!
09:53
(STAMMERS) So, this is your
new job opportunity?
09:57
Absolutely.
You're gonna like this.
10:01
I had to borrow
some of your minions,
but it was for a worthy cause.
10:10
Oh! Kevin!
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
10:14
No, he's not Kevin anymore.
10:17
Now he is an indestructible,
mindless killing machine!
10:19
And here's the best part!
10:42
I got an army of them!
10:44
(ALL GROWLING WILDLY)
Look, look, look! (LAUGHING)
10:49
Soon I will unleash
them on the world,
11:00
and if anyone,
anyone tries to stop them...
11:04
...their city gets eaten!
11:10
We can do it together.
11:13
I have admired your
work for years, amigo.
11:17
Stealing the Moon!
Are you kidding?
11:20
We would be unstoppable!
11:24
Men like you, men like me.
11:26
We should be ruling the world!
11:29
Uh, yeah, probably.
11:37
I mean, yes, yes!
Of course, yes.
11:40
I just have a lot
going on right now.
11:43
I just need to get
some things off my plate
11:46
before we start
taking over the world,
that's all.
11:49
Excuse me?
No, forget it.
11:52
One hundred percent! I am in!
11:54
I think...
Do you hear that? I do.
11:58
That's Agnes calling
me from on the surface.
12:01
I am not so
convinced that he is in.
12:12
Hey hey!
Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
12:39
I put
an antidote in the jelly.
12:43
I mean, I'm happy to
create an evil army
to destroy the world,
12:45
but nobody
messes with my family.
12:49
Now, let's go get the...
12:54
You brought the girls?
12:59
(YELLING TRIUMPHANTLY)
13:08
What's happening
to my minions?
13:15
You guys,
take care of
the rest of the minions.
13:20
I'm going to find Lucy.
13:23
Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
13:35
It's over, El Macho.
14:07
Now, where is Lucy?
14:09
Turns out you were right
about the whole
El Macho thing, huh?
14:27
One push of this button,
and I send that rocket
14:33
straight into the same volcano
where I faked my death.
14:36
Only this time, it's for real.
14:40
We could have ruled
the world together, Gru!
14:55
(GRUNTING AND GROANING)
16:07
Mmm, lipstick taser!
16:15
I am not afraid
of your jelly guns.
16:26
Oh, this ain't
a jelly gun, sunshine.
16:31
Quack, quack, quack,
quack, quack!
16:51
(IMITATING A WALRUS)
16:56
So, I take it
the date went well?
16:59
No, it was horrible.
(CHUCKLES)
17:01
High-five!
(IMITATES GUNSHOT)
17:14
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
18:29
(HIGH-PITCHED TRUMPETING)
18:44
(SHOUTING DESPERATELY)
19:02
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
(METAL SIZZLING)
19:26
Hey! Hey! What! Hey!
19:29
Now, maybe you'll think twice
before you freeze someone's head!
19:43
Quick! We can't let him get away!
19:50
GRU: Up ahead! Up ahead!
20:00
- (MACHINE GUN FIRING)
- (LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
20:04
Oops, you missed me!
20:13
GRU: Come to papal!
20:14
How adorable. (CHUCKLES)
20:33
GRU: Got you in our sights!
20:36
Like taking candy from a...
20:38
Try this on for size!
20:45
That's weird. What is going...
20:49
This is claustrophobic!
20:57
Too small! This is too small for me!
21:08
Seven, eight, nine...
21:29
Tic Tacs! Where was 1?
21:33
Seven, eight, nine...
21:35
Why are you wearing pajamas?
21:39
(SCOFFING) These aren't pajamas!
This is a warm-up suit.
21:41
- What are you warming up for?
- Stuff.
22:01
What sort of stuff?
22:04
Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.
22:05
They are not pajamas!
22:09
Here you go, 52 big ones.
22:24
(EXCLAIMS IN FRUSTRATION)
22:38
(DEVICE POWERING DOWN)
22:48
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
23:31
(MAN CHATTERING ON TV)
23:38
(GRUNTS) What the...
24:04
We did it! Come on, girls, let's go!
24:41
Nice work, Doctor. All systems go.
25:10
Oh, yeah! Once again, the mighty...
25:29
- Wait a minute!
- Kevin!
27:30