Whoa, check out
Mike and Melissa.
00:17
I did not know
they were together.
00:23
I don't think they're
officially together.
00:25
I think they're just
kind of hanging out.
00:27
Yeah, well, it looks like they
need to have the talk.
00:29
Like, oh, my God.
They haven't had the talk yet?
00:32
Sometimes it's just easier
to just go with it, you know?
00:34
I think it would be
kind of hard for me.
00:38
You know, this isn't
middle school.
00:40
They should be more mature
about being in a relationship.
00:41
[LAUGHS]
Let them have their fun.
00:44
Let them have their fun.
00:53
Don't involve yourself.
01:01
You can't be having
that much fun
01:13
reordering wholesale
ink cartridges.
01:15
No, I just thought of something
Joanna said the other night.
01:17
You are in it.
So, what's the vibe?
01:20
Are you guys, like,
official?
01:22
Well, we're not dating
anyone else.
01:23
We're not dating anyone,
but okay, yeah. Ahem.
01:25
Oh, I see.
Friends with bennies.
01:29
We haven't labeled it,
01:32
but just because
there's no label
01:33
doesn't mean
it's not meaningful.
01:35
You know,
I can refer you
01:36
to at least two recent movies
01:37
if you want to see
how that plays out.
01:39
We just haven't
talked about it yet
01:40
and I don't want
to rush into it
01:42
like I normally do.
01:45
You said it, not me.
01:45
Well, whatever your plan is,
01:48
But at the same time,
I'm very nervous for you,
01:56
because as I said,
I know how this movie plays out.
01:58
Can't hear you. Earmuffs.
02:03
JOANNA:
Preheat the oven to 350.
02:07
And grab the paprika.
02:11
No, not oregano.
The other-- The other green one.
02:16
You know which one
I mean.
02:18
Hey, for a teacher,
you're not very good
02:20
at giving instructions.
02:21
I'm a sub,
not a teacher.
02:23
Well, you can make that leap
if you wanted to.
02:25
I mean, if Chloe's qualified
to teach...
02:27
Did you use my shampoo?
02:33
Only because the smell
is so good.
02:37
I swear, it's like
apple and coconut
02:39
are having a party
on my scalp, so...
02:41
Ask first, you weirdo.
02:44
Okay. You know, honestly,
I stopped buying my own
02:46
since you opened up a Sephora
in my bathroom.
02:48
You know, it's weird.
02:50
Like, when she first asked me
to sub for her,
02:52
I-- I didn't really know
what to expect.
02:54
But I'm kind of really
enjoying it, so we'll see.
02:56
Well, I am proud of you,
Miss Taylor.
03:00
You know, if I didn't know
any better, I would say...
03:04
I'd say you were
living here.
03:09
Oh, as if. I don't live here.
I pay rent somewhere else.
03:11
Chloe, your Amazon defaults
to this address.
03:13
You know, it's okay
if you want to.
03:16
PETER:
My interview is not
for a while,
03:19
but I added some stuff
in my portfolio
03:20
based on your suggestions.
03:22
Tell me what you think.
03:24
Peter, this is so good.
03:26
I think Massive Supply
is going to be super impressed.
03:28
Haven't you read up on
the dangers of cohabitating?
03:30
Jezebel says that you need
to decide, not slide.
03:35
When you decide
to live together,
03:38
it's like a deliberate
decision.
03:40
But if you slide,
which is what we would be doing,
03:42
then it's like you accidentally
start living together,
03:44
and you might not
be ready yet.
03:46
Sliding, deciding.
It doesn't matter.
03:49
If it feels right, then you
just-- You go for it, right?
03:51
And if there's enough room
for my body spray collection,
03:53
then it's all good.
03:56
Okay, I have to go to yoga.
03:56
I will think about this
in shavasana.
03:58
Reminder, my mom is coming next
week to celebrate my birthday.
04:02
That's not for another month.
04:05
It's that whole
flight attendant lifestyle.
04:06
She's all over the place,
literally.
04:08
So we're just going to celebrate
early when she's in town.
04:10
Are you still in
for next week
04:12
for dinner at my parents'?
04:15
But I'm going for your mom's
green beans, not for you.
04:18
Oh, really? Really?
04:21
Yeah, really.
I don't like you that much.
04:23
I really like the green beans,
though.
04:30
And I think I just sat
on an avocado,
04:31
and it's gotten
really squished.
04:34
Okay, good thing you have
eight extra phones and wires.
04:39
I can't believe
you're moving in with him.
04:44
I feel like you guys
just met.
04:45
I know.
It seems really fast.
04:47
But I had this epiphany
in downward dog.
04:49
It just feels right...
04:51
moving in together,
not downward dog.
04:53
LISA:
Um, Jo, you want to hang later?
04:55
Ryan has his fantasy baseball
draft thing tonight.
04:56
I would love to, but I have
plans with a coworker.
04:59
Oh, you know Alex, right?
05:03
I generally avoid
people at work.
05:05
I keep my headphones in
when I'm there,
05:07
because kids have
so many questions.
05:08
You have man plans?
Like a date?
05:11
No, it's just a drinks thing.
05:14
Is it happening at night?
In a bar? With a guy?
05:16
Are you going
to tell Peter?
05:19
Why? It's really not a date.
05:20
If you're having drinks
with another guy,
05:22
if you care about Peter,
you'll tell him.
05:24
I'm not trying
to play games with Peter,
05:26
we're two
independent people.
05:28
This is a platonic drink
with a coworker.
05:31
I don't see the big deal.
05:32
Then why not tell him?
05:34
I'll tell him, but I'm sure
he's not going to care.
05:37
I could have
handled things differently.
06:02
No worries.
We're cool.
06:05
Honestly, you were one
of the best guys I met
06:07
from that dating app.
06:09
Or the app
just really sucks.
06:13
Hey, I hope
you don't feel like
06:16
I stole this coffee shop
from you.
06:18
Oh, I think-- I think
this place is big enough
06:20
for the both of us.
06:22
And they do have
the best chocolate croissants.
06:24
Wait, have you been
to that new bakery in Echo Park?
06:27
We should go sometime.
06:31
and that's not weird.
06:35
No, no, no, no.
It sounds great.
06:36
But I'm kind of seeing
somebody.
06:38
I kind of had a feeling.
06:45
Well, you should take her.
I'm sure she'd love it.
06:49
Yeah, what's the place called?
06:51
Something.
I can't remember.
06:54
I have to head back
to the hospital,
06:55
but I'll text you
about it later.
06:57
Okay. Good to see you.
06:58
PETER:
Oh, you heading out?
07:05
I want to go meet up
with a coworker for a bit.
07:07
Oh, what does she teach?
07:16
Uh, he teaches Math.
07:18
Where are you guys going?
07:21
Uh, to the Dart Room
for drinks.
07:23
You want me to go
with you.
07:25
No, that's okay.
It's just a work thing.
07:28
Does he know about me?
07:33
Uh, no.
Hasn't come up.
07:35
I don't really know him
that well.
07:37
Just trying to make
a friend at work. Why?
07:39
Sometimes guys have agendas.
07:41
I'm well aware.
I'm a 29-year-old woman.
07:44
I think-- I think I'm just
a little stressed
07:52
over the application.
07:54
Uh, I'll see you later,
okay?
07:57
Hey, text me when
you're on your way back.
08:00
[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]
08:06
Hey, so how are you digging
being back in school?
08:30
It's not too bad, right?
08:33
Yeah, yeah, but,
you know, it's temporary.
08:35
Listen, this is important, okay?
08:37
You are the only person
at that school
08:38
that I want
to hang out with.
08:41
So you have to stay longer.
08:43
Yeah, well, I don't know.
08:43
I'm still figuring out
what's next.
08:45
Didn't you say you sing?
08:47
You know Michelle,
the choir teacher?
08:50
She's having a baby.
08:52
She's going to take
some time off.
08:53
And they need
a replacement.
08:55
I don't know.
It's for a few months.
08:56
If you want, I can put in
a good word.
08:58
Wow, thanks.
Um, I have to think about that.
08:59
I'm sorry. I have to skip out
on the next round.
09:06
I'm grabbing dinner
with my boyfriend.
09:07
Um, how long have you guys
been together?
09:10
I'm sort of in a thing
right now.
09:17
It is-- It is serious.
I just-- I don't know.
09:25
Because I am going to
hook you up with my friend Dan.
09:28
He's single, and I think you
guys would be perfect together.
09:30
That is very sweet of you,
but you really--
09:33
Know what? It's already done.
I sent him your number.
09:35
I'm sorry. You can say no
when he calls you,
09:38
but, look,
he's really cute,
09:40
and I think you're going
to thank me later. Cheers.
09:42
I'm driving.
I shouldn't drink this.
09:45
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
09:58
First night sleeping
in our place together.
10:32
Pretty exciting, huh?
10:34
Are these the same sweatpants
you were wearing today?
10:36
They transition so well
from my day to night.
10:40
You've been wearing these
out in the world,
10:44
where they've come into contact
with all sorts of germs.
10:46
Now you're going to get into our
bed and snuggle up next to me?
10:49
No. Plus, the only people
who are hot enough
10:52
to wear sweatpants 24/7
10:54
are DJs and athletes
and Kylie Jenner.
10:56
We both know that I'm the Kylie
in this relationship.
10:58
Is this your way
of telling me
11:01
to take off my pants...
11:02
so you can see my Tyga?
11:04
No. This is me
just telling you
11:06
to take your pants off without
anything about your Tyga.
11:07
Did you brush your teeth?
11:20
Sorry, sometimes
I'm too tired
11:23
to brush my teeth
before bed.
11:24
And what does it matter?
11:26
I'm gonna brush them again
when I wake up.
11:27
How have I not
noticed this before?
11:29
Well, I would always
brush my teeth before bed
11:31
But now that we're living
together,
11:36
I just feel like myself.
11:38
Being comfortable,
you know?
11:40
Okay, I'm going to need you
11:41
to feel a little bit
less comfortable.
11:42
PETER:
We got in a fight.
12:01
Actually, it was more
of a tense conversation.
12:02
But I sent her
an apology text,
12:06
and she still hasn't
responded.
12:08
People don't always
respond right away.
12:12
Yeah, but she's having drinks
with a guy from work right now.
12:16
I have drinks with male
coworkers all the time.
12:19
It's not a big deal.
12:21
Is there something more?
12:23
Did she do something
that made you not trust her?
12:24
That's not a good sign.
12:30
Have you defined
the relationship?
12:32
But everything had been
going great.
12:36
I think she just wants
to take things slow.
12:38
Or I don't know,
maybe she's figuring things out.
12:41
Or maybe she doesn't
want to commit.
12:44
Look, I know it's hard
to hear that, but...
12:49
I've used the same excuse
of wanting to take things slow
12:52
when I didn't know
what I wanted.
12:56
And in some of those cases,
12:57
I actually was waiting for
something better to come along.
12:59
Come on, you don't think
that's how she feels.
13:02
I don't know,
but you have trust issues,
13:05
and she's the one
who's dictating
13:07
the terms
of the relationship.
13:09
So when do you get
what you want, Peter?
13:10
Go home and ask her point blank.
13:13
[CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
13:17
Hey, I'm sorry
about earlier.
13:44
I was acting stupid.
13:46
So how was it with Alex?
13:53
Oh, um, he wants to recommend me
for this choir teacher position.
13:56
Yeah, but it's a three-month
commitment.
14:03
You know, I kind of want
to keep my options open.
14:06
You know, what if something
better comes along?
14:09
What does that mean?
14:14
What's with all
the questions tonight, man?
14:16
Okay, I'm just going
to ask you something.
14:19
Um, two humans who are going
to eat some ice cream
14:28
and cuddle
on the couch later?
14:32
Seriously, I have no clue
what we are.
14:34
I mean, are we friends
with benefits,
14:37
or am I just some nice guy
that you've been stringing along
14:39
for the past month?
14:42
I just feel like I've been
waiting for answers
14:47
for so long while you get more
and more time to figure it out.
14:49
What do you mean,
so long?
14:51
Joanna, I've liked you
since we were teenagers.
14:56
I've always liked you.
15:05
Come on,
you must have known.
15:09
I mean, maybe--
Maybe I thought
15:11
you might have had
a crush on me,
15:14
but you never asked me out
or anything.
15:16
I didn't want to go
make something weird
15:17
just because I thought
you maybe liked me.
15:19
Look, that was then.
This is now.
15:21
Peter, where is this
even coming from?
15:25
Like, can you just trust
that I like you?
15:29
[LAUGHS]
How can I?
15:32
You don't know if you'll
be around in three months.
15:34
You didn't delete
your ex's number.
15:37
Wow, I didn't realize
we were keeping score.
15:38
We only had one rule,
15:40
and that was to be upfront
with each other. Have you been?
15:42
I mean, you've liked me
since high school,
15:46
and you haven't said
anything until now?
15:48
Like, why did you even agree
to do this pact with me
15:50
if you knew
you felt this way?
15:52
You could just ask me out
like a normal person.
15:53
So now I have sweatpants
for the night
16:30
that will never touch the world
and its germs.
16:33
Babe,
that is so sweet.
16:35
Plus, I'm going to be brushing
my teeth before bed.
16:38
Thank you, but that should
really be for you.
16:41
But, listen, I don't want
to turn into some, like,
16:43
bitchy and controlling
girlfriend.
16:45
Hey, whoa, whoa.
No, stop. Stop right there.
16:46
You're not turning
into anything.
16:50
You've always been
bitchy and controlling.
16:51
[LAUGHS]
But it's okay.
16:53
Look, that's what living
together is all about, right?
16:55
Is this what cohabitation
is about?
16:57
Just, like, getting grossed out
by each other's weird habits?
16:59
This is what
I was afraid of.
17:02
But that's not a bad thing.
17:04
Knowing what bothers you
makes us closer.
17:05
I guess.
But wait a second.
17:07
What bothers you about me?
17:09
Nothing. You're perfect.
17:09
Okay, uh, maybe it annoys me
a little bit
17:14
that you take up
about 90% of the bed,
17:16
and you're that big.
17:18
That's so rude and large.
17:20
No, I don't think there's any--
You know what? Your night mask.
17:25
It's starting to give me
nightmares.
17:28
But I need nighttime
hydration.
17:29
Okay, okay, I guess I can, like,
wait until you go to sleep,
17:32
and then put it on.
17:34
You leave dirty dishes
17:35
in the sink all the time.
17:37
Yeah, I'm not very good
17:37
That's okay, because there's
something really nice
17:41
about seeing your used
cereal bowl in the sink,
17:43
because it just reminds me,
like, that's right,
17:45
I live with this super awesome
girl that I love,
17:47
and I'm super lucky.
17:49
Did you just say
that you love me?
17:52
No, no, that was
an accident.
17:56
No, no, that doesn't mean
that I don't. I--
17:59
I do love you, Chloe.
18:03
I was afraid you weren't
going to say it back.
18:11
Mmm, I can't wait for you
18:15
to go brush your teeth
right now!
18:16
Okay, now? In this moment?
18:18
WOMAN:
You've been very quiet lately.
18:25
Just got a lot
on my mind.
18:27
We haven't talked
in a few days.
18:33
Whatever. It's fine.
18:35
What's the point
in being upset?
18:37
If she's not going to be
your wife, find someone else.
18:40
It's not that easy.
18:43
She's everything I wanted.
18:46
She's beautiful, smart,
18:50
kind and creative and--
18:52
Who cares about all that
18:54
if she doesn't know what
she wants to do with her life?
18:57
She's figuring it out,
you know?
18:59
She's always been
adventurous.
19:01
Adventurous. She's lost.
19:03
It's not-- You just don't
understand.
19:06
No. I know nothing of love.
19:09
That's not what I meant.
19:11
Look, we're just...
19:14
We're just a different
generation.
19:17
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
19:27
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
20:07
She knew what she wanted.
20:34
I know 30's a tough age
to turn,
20:44
but it's not
a death sentence.
20:46
It's not that, Mom.
20:49
It's just
relationships stuff.
20:51
Things are going
really well.
20:53
And then we got in this
big fight out of nowhere,
20:57
and we haven't spoken
in a week.
21:01
And he said he doesn't feel like
he can trust me anymore,
21:05
and he doesn't feel like
I care about him.
21:10
He's my best friend.
21:18
That's why
this is so hard.
21:19
Well, if that's the case,
then what happened?
21:21
I think I was just afraid
to let myself get close.
21:27
After your dad and I
separated,
21:35
I could see a change.
21:37
I'm almost 30, okay?
21:40
I can't keep blaming you
21:41
for why all
of my relationships fail.
21:43
It's not your fault.
It's just what happens.
21:46
Is that what you think?
21:50
That your relationships
are doomed to fail?
21:51
Just because your father and I
got divorced
21:55
doesn't mean that everything
ends that way.
21:58
Do you love being with him?
22:04
Does he make you feel
special and cared for?
22:08
Then give it a shot.
22:14
Mom, it's not that simple.
22:14
It's not that complicated.
22:17
You maybe made a mistake.
22:20
Maybe you didn't think
you knew what you wanted then.
22:22
But I think you do now.
22:25
And if you love him
and he loves you,
22:27
then go back to him.
22:31
DAN [OVER PHONE] Hey, it's Dan.
22:42
I hear we're
a perfect match,
22:47
aka, the only two
straight people Alex knows.
22:49
I've heard the same thing.
22:54
You know, I'd love to grab
a drink sometime.
22:56
Does Saturday night work?
22:58
I'm in a relationship.
23:05
Um, didn't know that.
Sorry.
23:08
Oh, no. No worries.
Um, thanks, though.
23:10
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
23:25