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[中文]

...

我不太喜欢说这个，

而且我通常也不会这么说。

但是你比我上次的观众看起来更好。

【掌声】

...

我希望他们没在看——因为我不希望任何人

感到难过，但你们比上次的观众跳得更好，也更好看，

你们——

【掌声】

...

我的意思是，我冒个险说一句。

你们可能是我们见过的最好的观众，也是最棒的观众。

【掌声】

[APPLAUSE]

...

【听不清的声音】

...

等等。

我们还有一个小时，所以我们可以弄清楚。

我不会——

我不应该这么早说。

我会在最后告诉你们。

每个人都说我拥有最棒的观众。

而且我同意。

我确实拥有一个很棒的观众。

但我希望你们不仅坐在那里笑，而且也要有才华——哦，艾伦，我们爱你

还有那些——就像，这——太棒了，但你们有才华吗？

and all that-- like, that's great but are you talented?

你知道吗？

所以有人告诉我观众席里

有一些人有隐藏的才艺。

如果他们表现不好，你们

就会失去成为最棒观众的地位。

别有压力，但Kwame [? Sarfo? ?]在哪里？

【掌声】

【音乐响起】

...

嗨，

【听不清的声音】你好吗？

很高兴认识你。

很好。

我念对你的名字了吗？

是的，你念对了——

Kwame。

Kwame，好的。

是的。

你住在哪里？

我住在[听不清的声音]，新泽西州。

好的，你做什么的？

我要做俯卧撑。

好的。

但可能有点特别。

有点小花样。

是的，我明白了。

指尖。

好的。

指尖。

指尖，是的。

哇。

这就是我一直想让Twitch做的，

指尖俯卧撑。

【笑声】

他做不到。

所以让我们看看Kwame。

好的。

我先从五个指尖开始

然后慢慢减少到两个。

好的，没问题。

开始吧。

【鼓点声】

...

【掌声】

【尖叫声】

...

发生了什么？

天啊。

【掌声】

...

等等。

好的，Twitch你看到了吗？

我看到了。

是的。

所以当你那样开始的时候，是不是

更容易达到用两个手指做俯卧撑？还是你只是

为了给我们展示？

我只是为了给你展示。

是的，是的。

你在派对上一定很有趣。

【笑声】

好吧。

好吧，Kwame——这很厉害。

非常感谢你。

【掌声】

...

好吧。

Helen Roberts和Lizzie Becker，你们在哪里？

【掌声】

【音乐响起】

嗨。

嗨，艾伦。

嗨，Helen，Lizzie？

嗨——Lizzie。

嗨。

好吧，你们两个，你好。

嗨，我是Helen。

嗨，Helen。

我是Lizzie。

嗨，Lizzie。

我是艾伦。

【笑声】

所以你们看到了Kwame了吗？

这是——我不知道你们做什么。

你们住在哪里？

我来自新泽西州。

也，是的。

你看。

你们都做俯卧撑吗？

如果新泽西州每个人都能像那样做俯卧撑怎么办？

结果发现这是一种天赋？

你们都来自新泽西州？

我来自费城。

好的。

你们是怎么认识的？

我们一起在迪金森学院打篮球。

好的，太棒了。

什么位置？

我不知道。

【笑声】

有——

我们都是控球后卫。

哦，控球后卫。

是的，没错。

【笑声】

我不知道该如何接续关于篮球的问题。

我对它一无所知。

但是所以——【听不清的声音】

【笑声】

好吧，那么你们做什么？

我可以用嘴接住食物。

你可以用嘴接住食物？

是的。

然后你扔食物？

我可以把食物扔进她的嘴里。

哇。

【笑声】

好吧，我想我可以把食物扔进她的嘴里。

就像——她才是那个有天赋的人。

我的意思是，任何人都可以把食物扔进她的嘴里。

【笑声】

你们是怎么——

谁——你只是有一天把食物扔给她，她就接住了吗？

然后你就说应该这样做，

或者你让她扔食物给你？

这有点自然而然地发生了。

只是自然而然地，你扔了食物，然后她——

我明白了。

你们当时喝醉了。

承认吧，你们喝醉了。

【笑声】

不。

好吧。

好的，那么是什么食物？

棉花糖是我们的特长。

特长。

但是你们扔过最大的食物是什么？

一个苹果。

一个苹果。

但是，切好的，对吧？

不是整个苹果？

整个苹果？

是的。

这很危险。

哇。

你必须喝醉才能做到。

【笑声】

好吧，所以，你们要扔棉花糖？

这就是我们要做的吗？

是的。

好的。

好吧，我会拿着这个，而且我确定我们有棉花糖。

是的，我们有。

好的。

我应该站在哪里？

你要站在哪里？

我要在那里。

好的。

【惊讶的低语】

...

【音乐响起】

【掌声】

...

【笑声】

...

【掌声】

...

是的。

...

你是个很棒的投掷者。

我现在收回我说的话。

【笑声】

你们两个都很有天赋。

好吧，在哪里——

我有一段时间没吃过棉花糖了。

真好吃。

【笑声】

Bailey Payne，你在哪里？

【音乐响起】

【掌声】

...

【听不清的声音】

Bailey，你住在哪里？

我住在南卡罗来纳州的Irma。

好的，所以你不住在新泽西州。

我以为今天每个人都要来自新泽西州。

你在那里做什么？

我翻跟头。

是的。

好的，所以，我们要看翻跟头。

是的，你会看到——特别的翻跟头。

哦，我猜是特别的。

不是所有的翻跟头都是特别的，但这些可能更特别。

你需要什么吗？

只需要一点空间。

好的，我应该拿这个吗？

OK should I take this?

是的，女士。

【听不清的声音】

哦，这有很多空间。

【笑声】

好吧。

【鼓点声】

...

【掌声】

...

哇。

...

哇。

太棒了。

太不可思议了。

非常感谢你。

不客气。

好吧，翻过来那边。

【笑声】

Stephanie [? Cat ?] - 和 Sydney [? Nagy? ?]

【音乐响起】

【掌声】

你好。

嗨。

嗨。

嗨，好的。

你们是谁？

我是Sydney。

Sydney？

我是Stephanie。

你们要干什么？

我们有点柔韧。

好吧，我应该——好吧，所以你做什么。

柔韧，我的意思是，我可以随便告诉你做什么，或者你的身体很柔韧？

like you're literally flexible, your bodies are flexible?

就像，你的身体真的很有柔韧性。

我明白了，好的。

好吧。

好吧，让我们看看。

哦，她们在脱衣服。

【笑声】

【掌声】

...

哇，哇。

【笑声】

That's what I'm wearing under this.

【笑声】

...

【音乐响起】

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【掌声】

...

【掌声】

...

【掌声】

...

哇。

太神奇了。

天啊。

太不可思议了。

你们一直这么柔韧吗？

不。

不是真的。

天啊，这太不可思议了。

哇，好吧。

好吧，为了展示你们的天赋，

你们每个人都会得到一台65英寸的TCL Roku电视。

【掌声】

...

[英语]

I don't usually like to say this,

and I don't normally say it.

But you are better looking than my last audience.

[APPLAUSE]

I hope they're not watching because I don't want anyone

to feel bad, but you're better dancers, you're better looking,

you're--

[APPLAUSE]

I mean, I'm going to go out on a limb here.

You might be the best audience and the greatest audience

we've ever had ever.

[APPLAUSE]

[INAUDIBLE]

Hold on.

We have an hour, so we can find out.

I'm not going to--

I shouldn't have said that so early.

I'll let you know at the end.

Everyone always says that I have the greatest audience.

And I agree.

I do have a great audience.

But I expect you to be talented as well as just sitting

there and laughing-- oh, Ellen we love you

and all that-- like, that's great but are you talented?

You know?

So someone told me there some people in the audience

had hidden talents.

And so if they're no good, you're

going to lose your status as the greatest audience.

No pressure, but where is Kwame [? Sarfo? ?]

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi,

[INAUDIBLE] how are you doing?

It's nice to meet you.

Nice.

Did I say your name right?

Yeah, you got it--

Kwame.

Kwame, OK.

Yep.

And where do you live?

I live in [INAUDIBLE],, New Jersey.

OK, and you do what?

I'm going to do push ups.

OK.

But probably in a--

A little twist to it, though.

Yeah, I see.

Fingertips.

OK.

Fingertips.

Fingertips, yep.

Wow.

That's what I've been trying to get Twitch to do,

fingertip push ups.

[LAUGHTER]

And he can't do it.

So let's take a look at Kwame.

OK.

So I'm just going to start with five fingertips

and working my way down to two.

Yeah, sure.

Here we go.

[DRUM ROLL]

[APPLAUSE]

[SCREAMING]

What is happening?

Oh my God.

[APPLAUSE]

Wait.

OK, Twitch did you see that?

I did.

Yeah.

So when you start like that, is that

really easier to get to the two when you start with five?

Or you're just doing it to show us?

I'm just doing it to show you.

Yeah, yeah.

What fun at parties you must be.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

All right, Kwame that's impressive.

Thank you so much.

[APPLAUSE]

All right.

Helen Roberts and Lizzie Becker, where are you two?

[APPLAUSE]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

Hi.

Hi Ellen.

Hi Helen, Lizzie?

Hi-- Lizzie.

Hi.

All right you two, hello.

Hi, I'm Helen.

Hi Helen.

I'm Lizzie.

Hi Lizzie.

I'm Ellen.

[LAUGHTER]

So you saw Kwame over there?

Is that-- I don't know what you do.

Where do you live?

I'm from New Jersey.

Also, yeah.

Look at that.

Do you all do push ups?

What if everyone in New Jersey could do push ups like that?

It just turns out to be a talent?

And you're from New Jersey?

I'm from Philadelphia.

OK.

And how do you know each other?

Well, we played basketball together at Dickinson college.

OK, great.

What position?

I don't know.

[LAUGHTER]

Is there--

We're both point guards.

Oh, point guards.

Yeah, sure.

[LAUGHTER]

I don't know how to follow up a question about basketball?

I know nothing about it.

But so-- [INAUDIBLE]

[LAUGHTER]

All right, so and what do you all do?

I can catch food in my mouth.

You can catch food in your mouth?

Yes.

And you throw the food?

I can throw food into her mouth.

Wow.

[LAUGHTER]

Well, I bet I could throw food into her mouth.

It's like-- she's the one with the talent.

I mean, anyone could throw food in her mouth.

[LAUGHTER]

How did you all--

who-- did you just throw food at her one day and she caught it?

And you were like, oh I should do this,

or did you say throw food at me?

It's kind of happened.

Just organically, you threw food and you--

I see.

You were drunk.

admit it, you were drunk.

[LAUGHTER]

No.

All right.

OK, so what kind of food?

Marshmallows are our specialty.

Specialty.

But what's the largest kind of food you've thrown and caught?

An apple.

An apple.

But like, sliced right?

Not the whole apple?

The whole apple?

Yes.

It's dangerous.

Wow.

You do have to be drunk for that.

[LAUGHTER]

All right so, you're going to throw marshmallows?

Is that what we're doing?

Yes.

OK.

All right, I'll hold this and I'm sure we have marshmallows.

Yes, we do.

All right.

Where should I be?

Where are you going to be?

I'm going to be over here.

OK.

[SURPRISING MURMURS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

Yep.

You're an excellent thrower.

Now I take back what I said.

[LAUGHTER]

You're both equally talented.

All right, where is--

I haven't had a marshmallow in a while.

It's delicious.

[LAUGHTER]

Bailey Payne, where are you?

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[INAUDIBLE]

Bailey, where do you live?

I live in Irma, South Carolina.

OK, so you don't live in New Jersey.

I thought everybody was going to come from New Jersey today.

And what do you do there?

I flip a little bit.

Yeah.

OK so, we're going to see flips.

Yeah, you're going to see they're special flips.

Oh, I assume they are.

Not all flips aren't special, but probably these

are extra special.

Do you need anything?

Just a little bit of space.

OK should I take this?

Yes ma'am.

[INAUDIBLE]

Oh, that's a lot of space.

[LAUGHTER]

All right.

[DRUM ROLL]

[APPLAUSE]

Wow.

Wow.

That's amazing.

That's incredible.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

OK, flip on over there.

[LAUGHTER]

Stephanie [? Cat ?] and Sydney [? Nagy? ?]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

Hello.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, OK.

And who's-- who are you?

I'm Sydney.

Sydney?

Stephanie.

And what are you going to do?

Well, we're kind of flexible.

Well, should I-- OK so I'll tell you what you do.

Flexible, meaning I can just tell you what to do or flexible

like you're literally flexible, your bodies are flexible?

Like, literally flexible.

I see, OK.

All right.

All right, let's see it.

Oh, they're undressing.

[LAUGHTER]

[APPLAUSE]

Whoa, whoa.

[LAUGHTER]

That's what I'm wearing under this.

[LAUGHTER]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

Wow.

That's amazing.

Oh my God.

That's incredible.

So you've always been that flexible, both of you?

No.

Not really.

God, that's incredible.

Wow, all right.

Well for showing me your talents,

you're all going to get a 65 inch TCL Roku TV.

[APPLAUSE]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
audience ˈɔːdiəns B2	noun - 观众
talent ˈtæl.ənt B2	noun - 天赋
flexible ˈfleks.ɪ.bəl B2	adjective - 灵活的
push‑up pʊʃ ˈʌp B1	noun - 俯卧撑 verb - 做俯卧撑
fingertip ˈfɪŋ.gɚ.tɪp B2	noun - 指尖
marshmallow ˈmɑːrʃˌmæ.loʊ B2	noun - 棉花糖
flip flɪp B1	verb - 翻转 noun - 翻转动作
watch wɒtʃ A2	verb - 观看 noun - 手表
hold hoʊld A2	verb - 抓住
laugh læf A1	verb - 笑 noun - 笑声
amazing əˈmeɪ.zɪŋ B1	adjective - 惊人的
incredible ɪnˈkred.ɪ.bəl B2	adjective - 难以置信的
great ɡreɪt A2	adjective - 极好的
status ˈsteɪ.təs B2	noun - 地位
pressure ˈpreʃ.ər B2	noun - 压力
expect ɪkˈspekt B2	verb - 期待
hidden ˈhɪd.n̩ B2	adjective - 隐藏的
talented ˈtæl.ən.tɪd B2	adjective - 有才华的