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[中文]

*咳嗽*

开个好头

嘿，大家好！我又回到英国了！

耶！

我为什么要发出这个声音？我给自己加了个音效

*欢呼音效*

我有点希望女王陛下在飞机降落时来迎接我

手里还拿着抹了黄油的司康饼，但是

可惜，没有

不过没关系，因为经过了十一次

十次？十一次？

很多周！

我终于和我的床重逢了！

我太想它了

床啊啊啊

我有点太投入了

好吧，你可能会觉得我应该享受回到这张床上的第一个夜晚，但是

不

凌晨四点左右，我被厨房里一声巨响惊醒

每当我听到夜里的声音，我内心都会进行一场斗争，

一边是害怕的菲尔，想要活下去

另一边是困倦而理智的菲尔，只想睡觉。

就像这样；

*砰的一声*

啊啊啊，我真的要死了，是杀人犯！

不，我确定只是厨房里的锅掉下来了，或者其他什么东西。回去睡觉吧，菲尔。

这是一个连环锅杀手，用厨房的锅杀人！！

不，他应该有个更酷的名字，比如“锅终结者”

好吧，别想了，别想了！兔子，猫鼬，外星飞船…

就想想绵羊吧

绵羊撞击者！

这到底是什么意思？

如果现在有个杀人犯正在吃我们的麦片怎么办？

好吧，我可能应该去看看

所以，害怕的菲尔赢了。我踮着脚穿过房子，探头看向厨房，看到…

一只鸟

一只鸟撞头撞进了玻璃，在逃生梯上好像在抽风

我不知道为什么，但鸟在晚上看起来更可怕！它看起来像一只长着翅膀的地狱恶魔！

所以，它一直在扑腾。我不认为它受伤太严重。

所以在凌晨四点的恍惚状态下，我认为解决这个问题的最佳方案是…

用铲子戳它！

是的，我用铲子戳了那只鸟！我不知道该怎么办！

我的意思是，学校里没有教你如果一只鸟在凌晨四点撞到你的逃生梯上该怎么办

所以，我认为最好的办法就是轻轻地戳它一下！

而且，奏效了！

它…我不知道那只鸟是不是在戏弄我，但就在我用这个铲子-

不是这个铲子，我的意思是，我换了铲子，我不想因为煎饼而感染狂犬病-

但是这个铲子似乎治好了那只鸟！

因为我一戳它，它就飞走了，消失在夕阳中

或者日出…因为当时是凌晨四点

但是，它…它痊愈了。或者它飞走了，去其他地方死了…总之它不在我的逃生梯上了！

也许我拥有某种耶稣铲子的力量

啊啊啊

如果我给你传染了狂犬病，我很抱歉

所以，说到差点死掉的东西

很多人都担心我的盆栽植物的健康

而且…

嗯，我试着让我的兄弟来给它们浇水，但他做得不太好

所以，让我们看看它们怎么样了！

哦，你看起来有点枯萎和发黄！

你还活着吗？

我的意思是，这棵看起来还挺健康的-哎呦！

哦不！洛基！发生了什么？

它好像想从花盆里逃出来

也许它真的想从花盆里逃出来

*阴森的音乐*

我的意思是，我从来不知道这棵是活着还是死了…所以我们假装它活着吧！

这棵又有点歪了

丹（在镜头后）：有点歪？它就像，倾斜的植物塔！看看它

现在它更有个性了！

丹：植物虐待…报警抓植物虐待者！

丹：停止忽视！

嘿！

哦，不

我很抱歉！

我的意思是，看起来很糟糕，但这些都是健康的嫩芽，如果我能让这些小家伙长起来，明年就能长出一棵新的植物了！

或者这就是我希望的

请重新焕发生机！！

我想这个只对鸟有效

♪ 土在床上！土在床上！♪

♪ 我的床上到处都是土！♪

对于一次为期三个月的旅行，我在购买纪念品方面表现得相当克制。为我感到骄傲吧！

但我还是买了一些…

这个尼亚加拉瀑布杯子，我简直爱死了！

一个炫酷的拉斯维加斯磁铁！

德克萨斯州的一个小仙人掌蜡烛！

至少我应该能弄死这个

你很快就会燃烧殆尽，亲爱的

正如你所见，我在休斯顿太空中心的礼品店有点失控

我买了这件T恤…

一个来自宇宙的NASA杯子

必不可少的NASA磁铁

一些宇航员食品！这是薄荷巧克力冰淇淋！

我想我以前吃过这个

嗯

粉状的！

啊啊啊

它实际上还不错，一旦你克服了它吸走你嘴里所有水分的缺点！

还有一个NASA圣诞球！

啊

好吧，这有点过头了…

是吗？

但是真正沉迷于纪念品的人是这个家伙

丹：有人想说点什么关于我的炫酷帽子！哦，是的！

哇

丹：看看这件宝贝

我简直不敢相信你真的买了它！

丹：前面是派对，后面是商务！看看它！鳄鱼乐园！

鳄鱼乐园确实卖这顶帽子

丹：我也穿着鳄鱼乐园的T恤，正如你所见

现在这确实很酷

丹：我非常喜欢它。

丹：菲尔！

怎么了？

丹：别难过了！我知道这些人都在为你感到难过，因为你没有一顶炫酷的帽子

发生了什么？

丹：好吧，菲尔…如果你觉得我给你带了一顶炫酷的帽子，你会有什么感觉？

你给我带了一顶炫酷的帽子？

丹：而且我一直没告诉你！准备好了吗？好吧！

我的天啊

丹：菲尔，我为你献上…你的专属…

丹：黑色发光软呢帽！

丹：没错

太棒了！

丹：看看这件艺术品！

我的天啊！

丹：哇！

我太喜欢它了！

丹：菲尔，你现在看起来像一个真正的绅士。给我们来个技巧

女士

丹：哇-这是我听过你说的最糟糕的话

我太高兴了！谢谢你，丹！

我会在视频的其余时间里摘掉它，但是-

丹：好吧，只是因为你的头发和你在录像，对吧？

我保证我爱它！

丹：但是你会在不录制视频的时候每天都戴它，对吧？

是的

丹：好好享受吧！

yeah

是的

好吧，再见！

所以，我想今天就到此为止了！

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很高兴再次和大家聊天，我们很快再见！

再见！！

[英语]

*coughing*

Good start

Hey guys! So, I'm back in England!

yayyy!

Why am I making that noise? I've got a sound effect for that

*yay sound effect*

So part of me was hoping that the Queen would be greeting me off the plane

with a freshly buttered crumpet in her hand but

alas, no

doesn't matter though because after eleven weeks

ten? eleven weeks?

A lot of weeks!

Im finally reunited with my actual bed!

I've missed this soo much

Beeeddddd

I got a bit too into that

Well, you would think I would enjoy my first night back in this bed but

NO

As about 4:00AM I was awoken by an ALMIGHTY CRASH from the kitchen

Whenever I hear a noise in the night I have this internal battle between

the terrified Phil who wants to survive

and a sleepy rational Phil that just wants to sleep.

It kinda when like this;

*CRASH*

Aaaa Im actually going to die, its a murderer!

Nah I'm sure it was just a pan falling over in the kitchen or something. Go back to sleep Phil.

It's a serial pan killer who kills people with pans from the kitchen!!

Nah, he'd have a catchier name than that like The Paninator

Okay, don't think about it, don't think about it! Rabbit, mongoose, alien mothership..

Just think about sheep

SHEEP IMPALERS

What does that even mean?

What if a murderer is eating our cereal right now?

Ookay, I should probably check this out

So, terrified Phil won. So I tiptoed through the house and peered into the kitchen to see...

A bird

A bird had flown head first into the glass and was having some kind of bird heart attack on the fire escape

I don't know why but birds are so much scarier at night! It looked like some kind of a flappy hell demon!

So, it was kind of flapping around. I don't think it was injured that much.

So, in my 4:00AM delirium, I though the best solution to this problem would be..

To poke it with a spatula!

Yes I poked the bird with a spatula! I didn't know what to do!

I mean theres no lessons at school about what to do if a bird flys into your fire escape at four in the morning

So, I thought the best thing to do would be to give it a little poke!

And, It worked!

It-I dunno if the bird was trolling me or something but as soon as this spatula-

Not this spatula, I mean I swapped the spatulas, I didn't wanna get rabies by flipping my pancakes-

But this spatula seemed to cure the bird!

Because as soon as I poked it, it just flew off into the sunset

Or the sunrise.. because it was 4:00AM

But, it-it healed.. Or it flew off somewhere to die... It was off my fire escape anyway!

Maybe I've got some kind of Jesus spatula power

aaaaa

Sorry if i just gave you rabies or something

So, speaking of things almost dying

a lot of you have been worried about the health of my house plants

and...

Err.. I did try to get my brother to come in and water them but he didn't do the best job

So, lets see how they're all doing!

Oh, you're looking a bit crispy and yellow!

Are you still breathing?

I mean this one looks pretty healthy- ow!

Oh no! Loki! what happened?

Its like he's trying to escape from the pot

Maybe he is trying to escape from the pot

*ominous music*

I mean, I never know whether this one is alive or dead anyway.. So lets just pretend its alive!

And this ones gone a bit wonky

Dan (behind camera): A-a bit wonky? Its like, the leaning tower of plant! Look at that

Now its got character!

Dan: Plant abuse.. Call the plant police

Dan: STOP THE NEGLECT!

Hey!

Ohhh no

Im sorry!

I mean, it looks pretty dire but these are healthy new shoots so if I just get these little babies to grow, I'll have a whole new plant by next year!

Or thats what Im hoping

Please come back to life!!

I think this only works with birds

♪ Soil on the bed! Soil on the bed!♪

♪ There is soil all over my bed!♪

For an actual three month trip I was quite restrained when it came to buying souvenirs. Be proud of me guys!

But i did get..

This Niagara falls mug which Im just crazy a-boot!

A snazzy Vegas magnet!

A tiny cactus candle from Texas!

At least Im meant to kill this one!

You will burn soon, my sweet

And as you can tell I got a bit overwhelmed at the gift shop in the space centre at Houston

I got this T-shirt..

A NASA mug which is out of this world

Essential NASA magnet

Some astronaut food! This is mint chocolate chip ice cream!

I think I've had this before

mmmm

Chalky!

Aahhhahgg

Its not actually that bad once you get over it sucking all the moisture out of your mouth!

And a NASA chris- AHH

And a NASA christmas ball ball!

Okay, this was one step too far..

Was it?

But someone who did get carried away with souvenirs was THIS GUY

Dan: Did somebody want to say something about my SNAZZY HAT! Oh yeah!

wow

Dan: Check this bad boy out

I cant believe you actually bought this!

Dan: Party on the front, Buisness down back!! Check that out! Gator Land!

Gator Land actually sell that hat

Dan: I am reping the Gator land T-shirt as well as you can see here

Now thats actually pretty cool

Dan: I enjoyed it quite a lot.

Dan: PHIL!

What?

Dan: Don't be sad! I know these guys are feeling bad for you because you don't have a swaggy hat

what is happening?

Dan: Well, Phil.. How would you feel, if I actually brought you a snazzy hat?

you got me a snazzy hat?

Dan: And never told you! Are you ready for this? Okay!

Oh my gosh

Dan: Phil, I present for you.. Your very own ..

Dan: Black light up fedora!

Dan: That is right

AMAZING!

Dan: Look at that piece of art!

Oh my gosh!

Dan: wow!

I actually love it!

Dan: Phil, you just look like a true gentle man right now. Give us- give us all a tip

M'lady

Dan: wow- that is just a-a thing of beau- thats the worst thing I've ever heard you say

Im so happy! Thank you Dan!

Im going to take this off for the rest of the video but-

Dan: Okay, just because of your hair and your vlogging right?

I promise I love it!

Dan: But you're gonna wear it everyday

yeah

Dan: when you're not filming this video, right?

yeah

Dan: Enjoy it guys!

Okay, bye!

So, I think that is enough for me today!

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And if you've missed the train on these sims videos and you're like "I don't know whats happening!! I never watched the first episode!!!"

Well, do not worry my friend as I've made a handy playlist of all of our sims videos from the start

So if you click the link bellow you can watch those and binge watch them before the next video and you'll be completely up to date!

And it was lovely to talk to you guys again and I will see you very soon!

Goodbye!!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
crumpet /ˈkrʌm.pɪt/ A2	noun - 英式松饼
almighty /ɔːlˈmaɪ.ti/ B2	adjective - 全能的
terrified /ˈtɛr.ɪ.faɪd/ B2	adjective - 惊恐的
rational /ˈræʃ.ə.nəl/ B2	adjective - 理性的
killer /ˈkɪl.ɚ/ B1	noun - 杀手 adjective - 极佳的
impalers /ɪmˈpeɪ.lɚz/ C1	noun - 刺穿者
cereal /ˈsɪr.i.əl/ A2	noun - 谷物早餐
flappy /ˈflæp.i/ C1	adjective - 扑扑作响的
demon /ˈdiː.mən/ B2	noun - 恶魔
spatula /ˈspæt.jʊ.lə/ C1	noun - 锅铲
delirium /dɪˈlɪr.i.əm/ C1	noun - 精神错乱
cure /kjʊr/ B1	verb - 治愈 noun - 疗法
sunrise /ˈsʌn.raɪz/ B1	noun - 日出
rabies /ˈreɪ.bi.ɪz/ C1	noun - 狂犬病
wilt /wɪlt/ C1	verb - 枯萎
ominous /ˈɒm.ɪ.nəs/ C1	adjective - 不祥之兆的
neglect /nɪˈɡlɛkt/ B2	verb - 忽视 noun - 疏忽
souvenir /ˌsuː.vəˈnɪr/ B2	noun - 纪念品
astronaut /ˈæs.trə.nɔːt/ B2	noun - 宇航员
mint /mɪnt/ A2	noun - 薄荷

重点语法结构

• So part of me was hoping that the Queen would be greeting me off the plane with a freshly buttered crumpet in her hand but alas, no

  ➔ 过去进行时 (was hoping) + 情态动词 (would) 表达假设情况。

  ➔ 这句话使用过去进行时来描述过去的思考过程。'Would' 表示说话者*认为*会发生的事情，但实际上并没有发生。'Alas, no' 是一个简洁的感叹词，表达失望之情。

• Whenever I hear a noise in the night I have this internal battle between the terrified Phil who wants to survive and a sleepy rational Phil that just wants to sleep.

  ➔ 使用 'Whenever' 作为从属连词引入时间从句。关系从句（'who wants to survive'，'that just wants to sleep'）定义了两个“Phil”的人格。

  ➔ 这句话展示了复杂的句子结构。“Whenever”设置了一个重复的条件，关系从句提供了对内部冲突的详细描述。

• It kinda when like this; *CRASH*

  ➔ 非正式语言（'kinda'）和拟声词（*CRASH*）来表示声音。

  ➔ 这是一种非常口语化的风格。“Kinda”是“kind of”的口语缩写。*CRASH* 是声音的直接表现，增强了叙事效果。

• What if a murderer is eating our cereal right now?

  ➔ 第一类条件句，表达现在或未来的可能性。使用进行时（'is eating'）强调假设动作的持续性。

  ➔ 这是一个焦虑升级的幽默例子。“What if...”结构引入了一个极不可能发生的情景，而进行时则使其感觉更加紧迫和可怕。