...Free Milkshake Day.
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It’s free milkshake day!!!
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Everyone’s going, right?
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Put me down for one medium vanilla!
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I’m getting chocolate! No wait,
mint! No wait! I’m getting them all!
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Ginger, Free Milkshake Day
isn’t just about gorging yourself
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on free milkshakes. It’s about
friends celebrating the magical day
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each year when the Diner cleans
their freezers and gives away
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the ice cream they were
going to dump in the garbage.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
whatever, let’s just go!
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Ginger, Free Milkshake
Day doesn’t start for about...
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Four hours, ten minutes, and two seconds.
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What!? Noooo! That’s forever!
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Well, until then, let’s take out
our curly straws, and raise
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them in celebration!
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All for milkshakes...
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And milkshakes for all!
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Uah! My straw stinks.
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Didn’t you clean it last year?
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Wait, you can clean a curly straw?
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Hello, I noticed your door was owned
by me so I opened it and came in.
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Presenting... the Landlord!
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And then I’ll just crop out your
filthy wall... add a dramatic filter...
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and now a caption...
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“Hashtag fixed-it. Hashtag
handyman-saves-the-day.
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Hashtag muscle-Monday.”
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You just posed in front of the
sink holding a wrench.
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You didn’t even fix anything.
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I know, right? But my thousands
of FastaPic friends will think I did.
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Ahhhh, ding-ding-ding, I love
that sound! It’s like a tiny little
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high- five, only in a heart
shape with a ding sound.
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Ooh, I found the
Landlord’s FastaPic page.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, he only
has 750 friends? Loser.
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Hank, it says 750-K.
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“K” means a thousand.
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Oh, one thousand, seven hundred
fifty friends? Getting better.
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No, 750 “K” is 750 thousand friends!
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Oh, ok now that makes more sense.
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Check this out. Not only is he
a handyman... a yoga expert...
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and a very snappy dresser...
he also plays the banjo!
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He may be the coolest
person I’ve ever met.
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Cool? You think he’s cool. Huh-huh.
You wanna see cool? Watch this.
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Yeah, very interesting Tom.
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Hank, admit it, I’m cooler than
the big shot Landlord, right?
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Tom, you better keep it down.
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Do you want to end up
like this piece of wood?
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You know why I don’t have
as many FastaPic friends
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as the Landlord? Because
I don’t have a FastaPic account.
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But that’s about to change!
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Happy Free Milkshake Day...
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Limit one per customer.
Some flavors may be spoiled.
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Not responsible for explosive diarrhea,
parasites, or brain-freeze. Yum.
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Not yet! Free Milkshake Day
does not start until Tom gives
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his traditional opening speech.
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What if Tom never shows up?
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Tom has never missed a Free
Milkshake Day in his entire life.
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It seems, he’s on a snorkeling trip.
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Oh no, I didn’t know Tom
was on FastaPic. This is bad.
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FastaPic is dangerous.
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...like the treacherous sea…
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Hank, Tom is not at the sea!
He’s at home taking fake pictures.
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Wow, he already has 900-K
friends... What comes after 900-K?
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Correct. Although a simpler
way to express one million is:
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one times ten to the power of six-
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Ben, stop! Don’t you guys get it?
If Tom gets a million FastaPic
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friends we may never see him again!
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I heard from a kid at school
that it takes over your brain
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and sucks it into the app.
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That is just a playground rumor.
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Oh no, it is way more
than a rumor. I got to go.
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Hey, where are you going?
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Oh, so close, so close!
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Tom? Tom, where are you?!
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Over here! In the Paleolithic era.
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Listen to me, Tom. You have to
delete the FastaPic app now!
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Where are my floating hearts?
Come, on! Where are my floating
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hearts? Refresh. Refresh. Refresh.
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Ah, okay, there they are…
ahhh. Sweet sound.
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Tom! You’re letting
FastaPic take over your life!
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Oh, Angela I have a great
idea for a shot, do you have
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a kimono and a flame-thrower?
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Well, yeah. It depends what color.
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Wait, no, no, nevermind. Listen.
FastaPic friends aren’t real.
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Your real friends are
waiting for you at the Diner.
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You know who else
is waiting for me? Cheese!
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My one millionth FastaPic friend.
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Tom, don’t post that selfie!
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Welcome to FastaPic, Tom.
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What? What is this place?
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It’s anything you want it to be.
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Oh, so many floating
hearts. It’s beautiful.
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I can’t reactivate my FastaPic
account! But I have to...
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I don’t know what else
to do. Okay, here goes...
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I’ll be right there, Tom,
“hashtag real-friends-4-ever”
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Angela! Wait, are you real?
Hashtag Confused.
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Nothing here is real. That’s
why I’m taking you home.
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Well, look who’s back. Angela!
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Let’s celebrate with this sweet
memory for “toss-back-Tuesday”.
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But look at all the faves.
Your friends love it.
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Tom, you’re my only friend here.
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Wow, thanks, Angela.
Hashtag Thanks-gela.
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Ooh, hashtag Hang on a Second.
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Now we’re FastaPic
friends too. Hashtag BFF.
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No, Tom! We were already
friends - real friends!
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Don’t you know the difference?
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Sure I do. Oh, hey look,
there’s my friend, KayakFan72.
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What? You don’t know
anything about that guy!
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We have got to get you out of here.
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Why would I want to leave
this place? Hashtag new home.
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Hashtag home’s where the hearts are.
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Because it’s keeping you away
from Ben and Hank and Ginger -
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and from me, me, me,
I mean, milkshakes!
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Hashtag Oh no, I forgot
about Free Milkshake Day!
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If we leave now, we can still make it!
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Don’t leave, Tom. You can have
a hashtag-milkshake right here.
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Oh, great idea, right okay, go
ahead. Taste this hashtag-milkshake!
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It doesn’t taste like anything.
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It’s not a milkshake! Your real
milkshake is waiting for you
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at the Diner with your real friends.
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But your FastaPic friends really
like how you look drinking
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that milkshake, and that’s
what’s important. Right Tom?
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With a milkshake it kinda matters
how it tastes. So, you know what,
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I’m just gonna go. How do
we get out of here anyway?
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Get out? Didn’t you read the
“Terms and Conditions?”
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It says once you have one million
friends you belong to FastaPic...
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Angela, what do we do?!
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We have to drop below a million!
Well, time to lose some friends.
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We’re gonna have to post
some bad selfies, Tom.
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It’s not working!
We’re too likable!
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Be disgusting! Complain a lot!
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Hashtag: Oh no! Clogged toilet.
Hashtag bring-a-plunger!
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Hashtag brown water!
Hashtag overflow. Hashtag gross.
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...tag Angela, and post.
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Angela, it worked! You saved me -
Angela? Angela, wake up! Oh no.
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Milkshakes! Come on!
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It wants me to drink it.
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Alright guys, I’m so sorry I am late.
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Finally! Just do the opening speech
so we can drink our milkshakes!
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Yes, and I regret it because
now our milkshakes are warm,
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melted and disgusting!
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Sounds good. Tom, just
give the opening speech.
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Where do I start? There’s
so much I want to say -
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Just say anything. And make it short.
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My friends, as we plunge
our ceremonial bendy straws
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into our free milkshakes...
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Alright, we’re closing. Everyone out.
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Wait. Can I finish my speech?
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No! Now get going! All of yous!
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Nooooo! But, you can’t… but you...
it wasn't. We only… Milkshake Day!
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Ah, man, what did
you do Tom… Come on...
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The ice cream truck!
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Another Tom saves the day
moment, hashtag icecream hero.
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Undo, undo, undo, undo! Nooo!
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