– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

♪（法国手风琴音乐）♪

今天你要尝尝这个。- - 好的。

我有点紧张。

哦。

（嗅）咖啡。

好的。这是咖啡吗？

好啦。嗯，好啦。- - 有些咖啡豆吗？

哦，是的，闻起来像咖啡。

我们让你- - 尝试几种不同类型的咖啡

然后告诉我们- - 你对它们的看法。

太棒了。好吧，我接受挑战。

开始吧，因为我今天早上- - 还没喝过咖啡。

这太好了。我需要- - 了解更多关于咖啡的知识。

所以这对我会是一次很好的体验。

有一些好喝的咖啡。

有时候在工作上，他们会推出- - 像土耳其咖啡或者古巴咖啡。

有些味道更花香- - 有些味道更泥土气息。

还有等等等等。

And blah, blah, blah.

这个看起来…太好了，像是- - 太完美了。- - 我有点警惕。

我知道不能相信你们。

（FBE）这是你的第一杯咖啡。- - 好的，而且是热的。

闻起来不错。

这有点淡。我- - 没什么感觉。

这味道真好。

这是速溶咖啡，对吧？

我尝到的更多是水- - 而不是咖啡的味道。

还不错。我可能- - 可以喝掉整杯。

太淡了。不够浓郁。

如果你不喜欢咖啡，- - 这绝对是入门级的咖啡。

如果我尝完之后喜欢上咖啡，- - 我会很生气。

这非常棒。

（FBE）这杯咖啡来自麦当劳。- - 哦，天啊。

有人喜欢那个？

哦。对。当然。- - 我应该早知道的。

难怪这么稀。

真的吗？哦，好吧。

我不在乎它卖在哪里。

只要味道好，我就会喝。

（FBE）这是你的下一杯咖啡。

这杯看起来有点深色。

闻起来更脏。

（叹气）我开始喜欢咖啡了。

比第一杯好多了。

呃。这不行。

比麦当劳的那杯- - 稍微苦一点。

尝起来像- - 放在咖啡机里放了一段时间。

我猜星巴克- - 只是因为苦味。

（FBE）所以这杯咖啡来自星巴克。

天啊，我很失望。

我会喝那杯- - 而不是麦当劳的那杯。

还不错。还可以。

至少有一些味道。

每个人都会喜欢这杯咖啡，- - 不冒犯的咖啡。

- Everybody will like this coffee, the non-offensive coffee.

它不像咖啡爱好者说的那样- - 糟糕。

因为如果你和咖啡爱好者聊天，

他们会说：“哦，星巴克咖啡，天啊。”

这还行。

（FBE）这是你的第三杯咖啡。

（干呕）

有那种焦糊味。

嗯-嗯。

这比星巴克的那杯- - 浓烈多了。

这进步了，肯定是的。- - 你能闻到。

不错。我喜欢这杯。- - 这真的很顺滑。

哦。

这杯挺浓的。- - 哦。我醒了。

我喜欢它。我喜欢它。

质量很好。

我不喜欢那杯。

它对我来说只是- - 苦涩。

（FBE）这杯咖啡叫做- - Death Wish Coffee（死亡愿望咖啡）。

我不认识这个牌子。

他们自称- - 是世界上咖啡因含量最高的咖啡，

是普通咖啡的六倍- - 的咖啡因含量。

我的天！

有点苦。我可能- - 会加很多东西进去。

哦，耶稣基督。我要- - 从这里飞起来了。（咯咯）

它应该贴上警告标签：

“不要给你的孩子喝。”

（FBE）这是你的下一杯咖啡。

哇。

我们来了。

（嗅，抿）

（吞咽）

这似乎是一种- - 比较温和的烘焙。

我会绝对喝- - 这杯。

嗯。

它似乎没有- - 我刚喝的那杯那么浓。

但它似乎- - 不像星巴克那么苦。

这杯闻起来很奇怪。

这杯有-- 呃。这很奇怪。

我不喜欢这杯。

还行。它不会- - 是我的首选。

它有点像Folgers（福吉斯咖啡）。

它尝起来很顺滑，很平衡。

我能尝到一点烘焙味，

但它肯定没有- - 上一杯那么浓。

（FBE）所以这杯咖啡是kopi luwak，

也称为猫屎咖啡。- - 猫屎咖啡？

（把杯子推开）

（咯咯笑）

我不想知道- - 他们为什么这么叫它。

它之所以这么叫，是因为- - 咖啡浆果首先被一种叫做麝香猫的- - 猫科动物消化。

这太恶心了。- - 谁想出这个主意的？

- That's just so disgusting. Who came up with that idea?

非常恶心。谢谢，不。

这太有趣了。我正在- - 从猫的屁股里喝。

我刚刚喝了猫屎吗？

我不认为我会- - 再喝这个来保持清醒了。

（咯咯笑）

（FBE）好的，最后一杯咖啡。

天啊。我现在害怕了。

有什么比- - 猫屎咖啡更糟糕的吗？

不行，我不喜欢这杯。

它尝起来像- - 陈旧的咖啡。

（抿）

这杯实际上还不错。- - 也许我会喝这杯。

恶心。

我不想说像尿液的味道，

因为我害怕上一杯之后。

这很顺滑。

但即使它进入- - 我的喉咙，感觉也很浓。

我喜欢它。它很好。

（厌恶的呻吟）那杯- - 味道一点也不好。

这是我最不喜欢的。

它尝起来真的像屎。

（FBE）这杯咖啡- - 是黑象牙咖啡，

也称为大象粪便咖啡。- - 哇。

所以这真的是一种- - 特殊的混合。

（FBE）它由阿拉比卡咖啡豆制成，- - 大象会食用这些咖啡豆。

然后从它们的粪便中- - 收集咖啡豆。

恶心，但好吧。

（叹气）你们对屎有什么看法？

这很酷。嗯，- - 尝起来像屎。

在知道它的来源之前，- - 它仍然不好喝。

天啊，人们需要-- - 为什么？为什么，人们？

说实话，我本来可以- - 喝掉整杯。

（FBE）你今天尝试的- - 五种咖啡中，

你推荐人们喝哪种？- - Death Wish（死亡愿望）。

麦当劳的，我觉得，还可以。

我只会说去星巴克。

别评判我。大象的粪便。

麦当劳是我最喜欢的。

它尝起来像咖啡- - 但不太疯狂。

我会选择大象粪便。

这些粪便尝起来- - 真是太棒了。

我喜欢Death Wish（死亡愿望）。

它似乎- - 咖啡的味道更浓郁。

喝一杯好咖啡- - 永远不会错。

我会选择星巴克。

你没有大象的那个。

就像，我确信他们不会喜欢它，

因为它真的尝起来像屎。

感谢观看我们在React频道- - 喝屎咖啡。

请订阅。我们每周- - 都有新的节目。

再见。

大家好，我是Katie，- - React频道的制片人。

非常感谢大家的观看。

请在评论区告诉我们

下次应该让成年人- - 尝试什么。

[英语]

♪ (French accordion music) ♪

- (FBE) Today you're gonna try this. - Okay.

I'm kinda nervous.

Oh.

(sniffs) Coffee.

- Okay. Is that coffee?

- All right. Oi, all right. Some coffee beans?

- Oh yeah, it smell like some coffee.

- (FBE) We're gonna have you try a few different types of coffee

and have you tell us what you think of them.

- Outstanding. All right. I'm game.

Let's do this, 'cause I did not have coffee this morning.

- This is great. I need to get educated on my coffee.

So this will be a good experience for me.

- There are some good-tasting coffee.

Sometimes at work, we'll have, like--

they'll come out with the fancy Turkish coffee or Cuban coffees.

Some taste more floral. Some taste more earthy.

And blah, blah, blah.

- This seems... too nice, like too good. I'm a little bit wary.

I know not to trust you guys.

- (FBE) Here is your first coffee. - All right, and it's warm.

Smells good.

That's kinda bland. I'm not really getting anything out of that.

- This tastes really good.

- That's instant coffee, huh?

- I'm tasting more water than the actual coffee flavor.

- It's pretty good. I could probably drink this whole thing.

- It's too light. It's not heavy enough.

- If you don't like coffee, this is really good beginner coffee.

I'm also gonna be really mad if I like coffee after this.

This is very lovely.

- (FBE) This coffee was from McDonald's. - Oh shit.

People like that?

- Oh. Right. Of course. I should have known.

Hence why it's so watery.

- Seriously? Oh, all right.

I don't have a problem where it's sold.

As long as it tastes good, I'll drink it.

- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.

- This one look a little darker.

- This smells dirtier.

(sighs) I'm liking coffee.

- It's a lot better than the first one.

- Ucch. That's a no.

- It's a little more bitter than the one from McDonald's.

- It tastes like it's been sitting

in the coffeemaker for a little bit.

- I would guess Starbucks just from the bitterness.

- (FBE) So this coffee was from Starbucks.

- Oh my god, I'm very disappointed.

- I would drink that cup other than McDonald's cup.

- It's not bad. It's okay.

At least there is some flavor to it.

- Everybody will like this coffee, the non-offensive coffee.

- It's not terrible as, you know, the coffee lovers say.

'Cause if you talk to a coffee lover,

"Oh, Starbucks coffee, oh my god."

This is all right.

- (FBE) Here is your third coffee.

- (retches)

Getting that, like, burnt flavor.

- Mm-mm.

This one is stronger than the Starbucks.

- This is a step up, for sure. You can smell it.

That's good. I like that one. That's actually really smooth.

- Ooh.

That one's pretty strong. Ooh. I'm awake now.

- I like it. I like it.

It's quality.

- I didn't like that one.

It just tastes really bitter to me.

- (FBE) This coffee was called Death Wish Coffee.

- Don't know them.

- They bill themselves as the most caffeinated coffee

in the world, with six times as much caffeine as a regular cup.

- Holy crap!

It's a bit bitter. I would probably add a crapton of stuff to it.

- Oh, Jesus Christ. I'm gonna start flying out of here. (chuckle)

- It should have a little warning label:

"Don't give this to your children."

- (FBE) Here is your next coffee.

- Wow.

Here we go.

(sniffs, sips)

(swallows)

It's a real mild roast, it seems.

That would be something I would definitely drink.

- Mm.

It doesn't seem as strong as the one I just drank.

But it doesn't seem like it's Starbucks level.

- That one smells funny.

This one has-- ewm. That's weird.

I don't like that one.

- It's okay. It wouldn't be my first choice.

It kinda tastes like Folgers.

- It tastes pretty smooth and balanced.

I can taste a little roast,

but it's not as strong as the last one definitely.

- (FBE) So this coffee was kopi luwak,

also known as cat poop coffee. - Cat poop coffee?

(slides cup away)

- (chuckling)

I don't want to know why they call it that.

- It's called that because the coffee berries are first digested

through a catlike animal called a civet.

- That's just so disgusting. Who came up with that idea?

- Very gross. No thank you.

- That's hilarious. I'm drinking out of a cat's asshole.

- Did I just drink some cat poop?

I don't think I'll be drinking this to stay up anymore.

(chuckles)

- (FBE) Okay, last coffee.

- Gosh. I'm scared now.

What's gonna be worse than the cat shit coffee?

Nope, I don't like this one.

It tastes kind of like old coffee.

- (sips)

That one's actually not bad. Maybe I will drink this one.

- Gross.

I don't want to say uriney,

'cause I'm afraid after that last one.

- This was smooth.

But still when it went down my throat, it felt strong.

I like it. It's really good.

- (disgusted groan) That one did not taste good at all.

- It's my least favorite.

It just really tastes like shit.

- (FBE) This coffee was black ivory coffee,

also called elephant dung coffee. - Wow.

So it's really a special blend.

- (FBE) It's made from arabica beans, which elephants consume.

And then the beans are collected from their waste.

- Gross, but okay.

- (sighs) What's up with poop, you guys?

- That's cool. Um, tastes like shit though.

- Before I knew where it came from, it was still not good.

- God, why do people need-- why? Why, people?

- Honestly, I could've just downed this whole thing.

- (FBE) Which coffee of the five you tried today

do you recommend people drink? - The Death Wish one.

- McDonald's, I thought, was fine.

- I'd just say get a Starbucks.

- Don't judge me. The elephant poop.

- McDonald's was my favorite.

It tasted like coffee but wasn't too crazy.

- I would choose the elephant poop.

These poops taste kind of wonderful.

- I like the Death Wish.

It just seemed like it's more full of coffee flavor.

Can't really go wrong with a good cup of coffee.

- I will go with Starbucks.

You don't have the elephant one.

Like, I'm positive they won't like it,

'cause it really does taste like shit.

- Thanks for watching us drink poop coffee on the React channel.

- Please subscribe. We have new shows every single week.

- Deuces.

- Hey guys, I'm Katie, a React channel producer.

Thank you so much for watching.

Leave a comment to let us know

what else the adults should be trying next time.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ B1	adjective - 紧张的 (jǐnzhāng de)
beans /biːnz/ A2	noun - 咖啡豆 (kāfēi dòu)
outstanding /aʊtˈstændɪŋ/ B2	adjective - 杰出的 (jiéchū de)
educated /ˈedʒʊkeɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 受过教育的 (shòu guò jiàoyù de)
tasting /ˈteɪstɪŋ/ A2	verb - 品尝 (pǐncháng)
floral /ˈflɔːrəl/ B2	adjective - 花香的 (huāxiāng de)
earthy /ˈɜːrθi/ B2	adjective - 泥土的 (nítǔ de)
wary /ˈweri/ B2	adjective - 谨慎的 (jǐnshèn de)
bland /blænd/ B1	adjective - 淡而无味的 (dàn ér wúwèi de)
bitter /ˈbɪtər/ A2	adjective - 苦的 (kǔ de)
disappointed /dɪsəˈpɔɪntɪd/ B1	adjective - 失望的 (shīwàng de)
smooth /smuːθ/ A2	adjective - 光滑的 (guānghuá de)
caffeinated /kæfɪˈneɪtɪd/ B2	adjective - 含咖啡因的 (hán kāfēi yīn de)
digested /daɪˈdʒestɪd/ B1	verb - 消化 (xiāohuà)
disgusting /dɪsˈɡʌstɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 令人作呕的 (lìng rén zuòǒu de)
waste /weɪst/ A2	noun - 废物 (fèiwù)