what's going on you guys so i am filming
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a youtube video today just a little
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short vlog starbucks drink
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nothing crazy but i asked zach to come
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and he has no idea that i'm filming this
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but i'm gonna try to make it a little
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bit entertaining
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so um as you all
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may or may not know i am have always
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been hugely 420 friendly
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so i may or may not have just
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smoked out a little bit in my car and
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i'm just recording this because i know
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the first thing he says or he's going to
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say when he gets in the car is
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something about that it smells like weed
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so
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i keep looking at myself and not at the
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camera i'm sorry i'll work on that you
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guys
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oh i hear he comes right now what's up
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you want to ride with me to starbucks
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what's wrong i'm worried that there's
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something else that you're going to
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try to no i'm not i'm just filming a
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youtube video
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i'm afraid you're gonna do something to
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me we're not going anywhere in anywhere
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no way because i don't have a mask
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oh i have an extra one but no i don't
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think so okay
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so how does it smell
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in here like marijuana
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why don't you say anything i was so sure
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you were gonna say something like right
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away
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do you like this or does it smell like i
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like it
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so i got this new perfume you guys and
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this hot girl in sephora was like
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i'm not supposed to you know do any
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testers but i will for you and i was
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like all right
01:37
sounds fabulous and so she starts
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pulling out different
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perfumes out of the bottom drawer and it
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was all like
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i felt scandalous because you're not
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supposed to test any perfumes right now
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because of kovid
01:49
so they don't but she like literally
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made a special exception for me
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because i wanted to smell something
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she's only made a special exception like
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that
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no no i'm serious she didn't do it for
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everybody she didn't offer it or
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anything to anybody else
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and so she was like who's this like i
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could hear the music playing in the
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background it was slow-mo and she was
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like
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squirting it on the little thing and she
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was like try this one
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and i was like no she was like this one
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this one's really sexy and it's ysl and
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it's called
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libre and as soon as she put it under my
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nose she's like
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we sold out of this it's never in stores
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it's brand new
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but we just happen to have cement and i
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was like i smelled it and i was like
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doom
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so um anyway cool story
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no but
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so anyway zach does not want to do
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youtube
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i know how [ __ ] cool i am
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[Laughter]
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why are you laughing listen to me
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i this makes your boobs look huge by the
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way
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isn't that what the hot girls do
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why have i seen some girl in your phone
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who did that and sent you a picture of
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it or something earlier
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you had screenshotted something with
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some girl had her boobs like this
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but without anything else
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and i saw it somewhere not in my phone
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no definitely not i know it was i don't
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know where else i would have seen it
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probably all over the internet but
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anyway it's a popular thing to do so
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no it's not but anyway i'm getting a
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boob job
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and that's exciting no but seriously
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yes i am soon where
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here here in vegas yep
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yeah are you going to dr richards
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jim richard jim ritchell
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name that movie but anyway oh yeah stop
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picking at your leg and pay attention
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i was saying i forgot i was saying this
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i thought we were running
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now listen we are shut up
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ready gotta do this when i do that
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ready you didn't even [ __ ] do
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i'm it the least like climactic thing
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i've ever seen
04:30
are you [ __ ] kidding me i did it you
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did it too late
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anyway so i want to do youtube videos
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because i know how [ __ ] cool
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honestly both of us are people love both
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of us for so many different reasons
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and we're relatable and
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honestly you're pretty cool i wouldn't
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have stuck around for 11 years
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i'm serious
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you weren't like if you didn't have
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personality and
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we're well it's probably the
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mostly the d is why i stuck around but
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a little ounce of your personalities
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whatever it takes
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now listen seriously
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so i need you guys to convince zach in
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the comments to start doing youtube
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videos with me
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because why the [ __ ] not i watch way
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more boring people than us
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and way less valuable people people who
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have way less to offer and i'm not
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saying that to be me and i'm just saying
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like think about i don't want to offend
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anybody so i'm not going to say
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anybody's names
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but like there's people who are not that
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interesting
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that people watch so why not give them
05:44
something more interesting to watch
05:46
i don't know but there are people who
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are extremely interesting and have
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nothing of value all right you hold this
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that's my bad side though you hold that
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and i will drive to starbucks
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all right so impromptu question and
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answer ready
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you should pay attention to the street
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ask me
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a question any random question okay
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what do you look for in a woman i don't
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look for anything in women what do you
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mean
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[ __ ] you don't what do i look for in
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a woman what's the most attractive thing
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about a woman
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to you oh my gosh that's so hard
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like just one top thing i have like
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three
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okay make it three just i like a pretty
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mouth area
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like what you got a pretty mouth
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i like like i thought we were going to
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starbucks we are you want to go to that
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one yeah
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the one on durango i know no we have to
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go to the other one sorry
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it's like the same distance basically
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not even closer
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to you watch you gotta add up this one
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is always
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always extremely busy with a lot not
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emotions listen
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a mouth a nice mouth i like i like good
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teeth
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and like pretty lips and i like eyes
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and i can't do a third because there's a
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three-way tie for
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tits vagina and ass
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like what that all equates to
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i'm very picky like your boobs
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have to be nice your vagina has to be
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pretty and you got to have
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somewhat of a butt i can't do flat ass
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can you so what happens if you've never
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had sex with a girl with absolutely no
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ass like that's not correct okay exactly
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we can't do that
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but what would you do what would happen
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if you found a girl that you were
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into she had a great mouth and pretty
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eyes and smile and all that other stuff
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that you just mentioned
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yeah this person is stopped in front of
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us shut up
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i'm fine just checking i don't know why
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they're still stuck
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i think he's broke down are you serious
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you think he needs help
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no he's good he was just out of his car
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anyway anyway so what happens if you
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find a girl
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and she has all those things you
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mentioned great ass
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great tits great smile face all that and
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then you get to the vagina and it's
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like blown out what are you doing i'm
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i'm oh [ __ ] i have an emergency i gotta
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go
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my mother's in the hospital like
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bye no i can't have you ever had sex
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with a scary-looking vagina
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oh my god not that i remember
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which probably means no because if i had
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it would probably
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there's probably been times though that
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you don't even
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you didn't even look at it probably
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probably oh that's [ __ ] scary
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because i was drunk yeah i mean that
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happens
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but it's still scary all right what's
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your biggest fantasy
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mine yep don't
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don't [ __ ]
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just say what it really is like don't
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change it multiple women like how many
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what like a good what's a number minimum
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of
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well i mean two is better than one oh my
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god no i'm
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zach your biggest fantasy is not a
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threesome
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so let's i need you to be more detailed
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here like
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a group of women whose only desire is to
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please me
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i think that's every man's fantasy
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more than one woman yeah but how many
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more
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is it like however many it takes however
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many i can get in the room at the same
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time
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no that's not a good answer how is that
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not a good answer
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it's an honest answer
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like the angles are atrocious first of
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all well like
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yeah you're driving terribly that's part
10:06
of the reason why i'm holding the phone
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so badly
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anyway all right so multiple women
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that's what you're gonna [ __ ]
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say okay yeah multiple women whose only
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desire is to please me
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would it be more interesting if it was
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like 37 women
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no not 37 women because that's
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impossible
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no i just that's i want to
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sexually dominate okay here we go
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oh look no one four women at a time
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probably because they're closed
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at five o'clock on a sunday yeah no
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[ __ ] haven't you heard the song it's
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five o'clock on a sunday
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starbucks is already closed it's really
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a song
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no it's not a song
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um did you laugh at me
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i bet she's cute watch um
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i need the phone i don't care what
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that's that's a nice thing to say
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i need what i what the order i gave you
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what was that
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okay can i i'm ready are you do you know
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what can i get for you can i do a
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grande cold brew
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with one pump of caramel and
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three pumps of sugar-free vanilla
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um and light cream
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and can i add a blonde shot to that too
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please okay
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um is that zac bonds and a venti vanilla
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bean cream frappuccino
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yeah if i'm in it i have to get the name
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thank you
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if i'm in it i'm getting paid no you you
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don't even want to do it
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then i won't do it no i want you if i do
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it then i'm going to get paid
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you're funny and you're attractive you
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have a bigger song
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people know this i'm sorry
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thank you
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so we've established that ashley has no
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look the filter i kind of like it
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you can like get them to change it right
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starbucks you're the one that always
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says that
12:15
starbucks will change it you guys still
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do that is there anybody out there who
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still blows the straw
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at somebody you're gonna do it to me now
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no i'm not
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is there another one for me yeah
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tiffany's drinking
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thank you so much i appreciate it how do
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you like your drink
12:32
i don't
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oh my god it's awful go back through and
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say hey can i change this
12:50
this does not look like the one the
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macro barista
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put up now look you need to try this on
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camera please
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no please please please woman why do you
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make me do this if you didn't even like
13:01
it why would i ever like it it's our
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anniversary
13:05
and i got you a thousand dollar gift
13:06
card to get guns
13:07
what did i get you least you can do
13:09
where did i get you i know what you got
13:11
me what did i get
13:13
take a drink of this where did i get you
13:14
trip to the caribbean and
13:20
what does dirty mean please try to drink
13:24
it
13:27
here come on baby
13:28
do it do it there's gonna be something
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behind me
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the actual reaction
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[Music]
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that was awful i love coffee and this is
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tastes like [ __ ] like actual [ __ ]
13:58
so
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can you swear on youtube should i just
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go up to the window
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yeah just go through the window um i
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just came through i was gonna see if i
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could
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switch my drink out for something else
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um can i do a
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and i'll pay the difference or whatever
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but a venti um
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iced chai tea latte please okay this is
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it um and can i get it with three pumps
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of chai
14:24
and three pounds of sugar-free vanilla
14:25
all right
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and light ice and
14:29
can i add a shot a blonde shot to that
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oops
14:35
okay and that's all
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all right ask me another question random
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what do you look for in a guy i haven't
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looked for anything in a guy in 11 years
14:51
like it
14:53
thinks what i look for now would not be
14:53
what i looked for before we met probably
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yeah yeah i changed you
14:58
i'm sober
15:01
my morals are like this much better than
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they were
15:07
when i was an alcoholic and a drug
15:08
addict for sure i would say
15:10
but now
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i like to cuddle a lot
15:16
i'm serious i do so you gotta be touchy
15:21
feely with me or i don't [ __ ] like
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you
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if you're inside a woman there's no way
15:27
she's ever gonna be mad at you
15:29
so consider that or just
15:32
like holding one hi sorry
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yeah and then right up there with that
15:47
though is
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yeah it's gotta be
15:52
on point if you know what i'm saying
15:58
largely on points
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to throw it away yeah hold the old one
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in your hands thank you so much
16:22
we appreciate it you too what put the
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new one in between your legs
16:27
put the old one in your hand and we will
16:29
throw it away in the trash can that we
16:32
drive by
16:33
you know what the craziest thing is i'm
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gonna park right here for a second
16:36
will you shut that one off in my turn
16:38
gladly
16:40
hey turn this back on all right
16:42
i don't know why i make the sound
16:46
effects but
16:47
that's just how my brain is so part two
16:49
i got a ball shot i didn't get him for
16:55
the one time i've never hit your balls
16:58
oh yes it's here this is try it's not no
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coffee
17:04
it's like a healthy or try but still
17:07
this is [ __ ] good you guys
17:09
venti ice child
17:10
all right listen for those of you who
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don't smoke marijuana i just want to
17:26
talk to you guys for a minute
17:28
why not you know what
17:32
i put up this tick tock the other day
17:35
and it was about weed
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being a gateway drug and stuff weed has
17:39
legitimately kept me off of
17:42
drugs and alcohol over the years
17:45
if you're a recovering alcoholic you
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want to go drink
17:52
smoke a bowl and see if you still want
17:53
to go drink afterwards you're going to
17:56
want to go eat your whole kitchen
17:57
it really takes the craving away from me
18:00
i have to live with this guy every day
18:03
and it's not always rainbows and
18:06
unicorns guys
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but listen there's this woman
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on tick tock
18:14
who does these challenges every week and
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she has her followers send in like
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25 cents 50 cents a dollar like whatever
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they can
18:23
to like
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and she adds it all up and then no yeah
18:28
the challenge is though that she goes
18:30
out her and her husband go out to eat
18:31
and they'll tip the server or whoever
18:33
the person is like they did a post
18:35
post mates drive or whatever what
18:36
however much money it was for the week
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it's normally like a thousand bucks
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yeah yeah and i thought that would be
18:42
really fun to do
18:46
because i like like helping people
18:47
but this way it's with other people's
18:51
money and that was mine
18:53
well obviously we'd have to put some of
18:55
our money in two that's i don't know if
18:57
she does that or not i'm pretty sure she
18:59
makes a lot of money off
19:00
doing this but maybe
19:01
that's kind of her thing so we couldn't
19:04
steal it all right ask me another
19:06
question what's your favorite sexual
19:07
position
19:09
i'll ask you because hey look at me know
19:10
where your head was it looked that mr
19:13
man was like right on your
19:15
the mr man right here put your head back
19:16
down
19:19
it looked like he was on no
19:20
whatever favorite sexual position
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um doggy really
19:26
yeah smack your ass i like to watch your
19:29
ass bounce
19:32
but they're all so good i can't pick
19:33
just one though
19:36
really really yeah they are like if i'm
19:37
really if
19:40
if i want to just like go to town
19:41
it's usually doggy yeah but each one
19:44
feels differently
19:46
yup and i like trying different
19:47
positions and yeah you're creative for
19:49
sure
19:51
spending things different ways what do
19:52
you look for in a woman um
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well i haven't looked for something in a
19:56
woman
19:58
i'm pretty sure that's not true venti
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iced chai tea latte
20:03
three pumps of chai three pumps of
20:05
sugar-free vanilla
20:07
throw another one in there if you're
20:08
feeling froggy make it a little more
20:10
sweet but this is sweet i like it light
20:11
ice
20:13
so that way you get more drink and a
20:14
single shot
20:16
a single blonde shot because it's not as
20:17
strong and you don't really taste the
20:19
coffee
20:20
yeah i definitely did taste the coffee
20:21
he lied and told me there wasn't any
20:24
coffee and i thought
20:25
i forgot about the espresso i don't
20:26
consider that coffee but anyway that's
20:28
like the coffee of all coffees
20:29
can you ask me a question and it's
20:31
espresso ask me a question
20:33
um cut this off zach's starbucks drink
20:35
is a
20:38
vendi vanilla bean cream frappuccino
20:40
not a healthy kind basically like
20:43
milkshake it's not bad it's just like
20:45
boring to me
20:47
to her but anyway if you want to liven
20:48
it up you can put
20:50
caramel drizzle in it for aesthetics go
20:51
ahead
20:54
because you don't really taste it ask me
20:55
a question [ __ ] no i like i like
20:56
experimenting new things and you asked
20:59
me
21:02
uh what do i look for in a woman because
21:03
i'm trying to answer that
21:05
um well the first thing that i noticed
21:06
about you was your ass
21:10
your boobs oh yeah and your smile
21:11
i'm hungry let's go home and eat
21:16
what's there to eat at home steaks
21:20
or other things
21:23
um like the woman has to actually take
21:26
care of herself like not just
21:29
like not just hair and makeup and
21:31
clothes like actually has to physically
21:34
take care of yeah because
21:37
nine days out of ten i look like a bag
21:39
of dicks with
21:42
horrible hair no makeup and feel
21:43
but you physically take care of yourself
21:47
you make sure that you stay
21:49
in shape mostly possible i mean that's
21:51
probably not accurate but
21:54
okay maybe not as much as possible like
21:57
no significantly more than the majority
21:58
of america
22:00
okay question for you
22:01
um last one and then what what's your
22:05
biggest fear
22:07
in the world hands down immediate
22:08
response death
22:11
other than death what's your favorite
22:13
fear in the world a lot i have a lot of
22:14
catastrophic fears like
22:16
anxieties that are things that are
22:18
beyond my control
22:20
i think a lot of people feel that way
22:22
though so not being in control
22:23
no i mean i i don't know if i'd consider
22:25
that a fear
22:28
per se is just something that i really
22:29
just like
22:31
yeah pretty obvious yeah my my second
22:33
biggest fear
22:36
torture like something happening to me
22:38
like being somebody tying you up i mean
22:41
not in a sexual way no that's fabulous i
22:45
like that at all
22:48
i mean like torture torture like not fun
22:51
torture but
22:54
i get abducted and someone [ __ ]
22:55
burning you burning your toes
22:57
on the end of your toes going in the
22:59
description
23:01
stop you're sick no no you know what
23:02
what i imagine it to be like is
23:05
like law abiding citizen where he gets
23:09
the guy and he like
23:11
cuts him up while he's alive and
23:13
that's some [ __ ] sick [ __ ] if i was a
23:17
psycho killer that's how i would be
23:20
though
23:21
but but i don't want it to happen too if
23:22
i was in his position
23:25
law abiding this is the one that you
23:29
didn't like right
23:30
we're gonna dump it out we could give it
23:32
to a homeless person
23:34
if we see one don't just get it after
23:36
you drank it
23:37
there's what they have better chance of
23:40
getting it from me than from
23:42
me getting it from them so that's better
23:44
right wait no that's not better
23:45
why are you shaking why do you
23:51
constantly shake your head at me
23:52
you're look how big your tits look
23:54
someone's got cause they're man boobs
23:56
anyway muscular man chest dump it out
23:58
then or
24:01
go walk up to a garbage can i'm just
24:02
gonna dump it right here
24:04
and put the dirty cup in my floorboard
24:06
we'll throw the dirty cup away when we
24:08
get home but this way
24:09
it's not gonna spill on the way there
24:10
anyway anyway
24:14
but no so if i were in his position
24:18
like what happened the guy killed his
24:22
family right yeah
24:25
gotta believe i'd be doing the same
24:27
[ __ ] thing that's what i'm saying
24:28
100 percent 100 i would absolutely stop
24:30
caring
24:34
if somebody killed you and the boys in
24:35
front of you
24:37
you had to watch it yeah but the thing
24:38
is
24:40
i sincerely doubt that would ever happen
24:42
to me
24:44
without me being able to do anything why
24:46
are we talking about this
24:49
no but honestly your biggest fear
24:50
then i changed my biggest fear to
24:54
something happening to my kids
24:56
and then me yep i think that would be
24:58
not being able to protect my kids is my
25:01
biggest fear yeah
25:03
yeah yeah that's huge
25:04
and then maybe failing them as a parent
25:08
would be number two
25:09
death is my number one fear for myself
25:11
then something happening to my kids i
25:14
would say for sure that's this was
25:16
supposed to be fun though
25:18
but yay
25:19
james change the dynamic hurry
25:23
hurry the video on this i was talking
25:26
about sex and movies and stuff
25:30
and you're talking about fears that's
25:31
not a good question
25:33
okay what's your biggest sexual fantasy
25:35
i'm not going to say
25:37
yeah because i know what it is i'll say
25:38
that for the next
25:41
video say your biggest sexual fantasy
25:42
stay tuned you guys no
25:43
i'm not gonna say it say it one time you
25:45
don't know what it is
25:47
you think it's something to do with you
25:48
and another woman and while that does
25:49
top the list
25:51
that is well not does top the list
25:53
it's at the top of the list it's not
25:58
exactly
26:00
oh today's our six year wedding
26:04
anniversary too i don't know if i
26:05
mentioned that
26:06
i'm going to take these mister men
26:07
your biggest uh sexual fantasy is
26:11
you being restrained
26:15
in some fashion either tied up or bound
26:19
to a chair
26:22
or stuck some way where you have to
26:22
watch
26:26
while i [ __ ] another woman that's not
26:28
number one you can't move
26:31
i mean that's fantastic but i don't know
26:33
i have many favorite
26:36
or biggest or whatever then because but
26:38
it all involves
26:41
masochism what does that mean exactly
26:43
you
26:45
get off by having pain involved with
26:46
your
26:49
sex or control submission
26:51
submission yeah that's yeah yeah hugely
26:54
that's the biggest part for sure
26:58
but there are quite a few that
27:01
could slide into that spot you know what
27:04
i mean
27:06
oh my god all right do you have anything
27:10
else you want to add to this
27:12
oh i was thinking earlier
27:14
that we did we went to jail we did this
27:18
big thing right and that's how like 97
27:22
percent of the world knows even who we
27:23
are
27:25
if not more right no one [ __ ] knew
27:25
who we were before that show
27:27
not like no and i'm not saying we're
27:29
famous or anything but
27:31
well we are known the world over so
27:33
we're somewhat i mean we're like d-class
27:35
or c-class celebrities i think guys but
27:37
we did this thing we went to jail and we
27:41
learned all this stuff and did
27:43
something that very very few people in
27:45
the world have ever done and
27:47
that's not the most common thing
27:49
and then we [ __ ] didn't do anything
27:52
else with it right
27:54
fair to say we never like talked about
27:56
anything really a couple interviews
27:58
whatever man
27:59
like you do a podcast once every couple
28:00
months maybe
28:02
i was on access hollywood but we but
28:04
like right after it happened
28:06
yeah it's four and a half years ago so i
28:08
was like
28:11
we can do something to provide value
28:12
because i know that's why you would
28:15
rather do videos instead of like
28:16
you putting on my makeup or funny
28:19
stupid [ __ ] like that which i really
28:22
enjoy
28:25
funny videos and prank videos and stuff
28:26
like that with sex dude i
28:28
literally have a channel dedicated
28:30
but you don't like messy stuff or like
28:33
anything else it's not like scaring
28:35
where you can't just continue on with
28:36
your day
28:38
like it messes you up but we could talk
28:39
about jail or do ah
28:42
i don't want those things all right
28:49
coffee drink but anyway so i'm thinking
28:50
about something like that you guys but
28:52
either a sex like a sex podcast or a
28:54
jail podcast i feel like we'd
28:56
really thrive at addiction jail like
28:58
maybe some veteran stuff or we just go
29:01
totally sexual with it
29:03
and talk about or it could just be our
29:04
channel
29:08
whatever you feel the [ __ ] like talking
29:08
about i don't know maybe
29:10
but anyway have you enjoyed this as much
29:12
as i've enjoyed this it's been excellent
29:14
i promised i would get him on here for
29:18
videos so
29:20
here's the man of the hour
29:21
no i gotta go hang out with my boyfriend
29:25
so bye guys
29:26
[Music]
29:28
see you next time say bye
29:29
say bye
29:34
happy anniversary
29:38
歌词与翻译
[中文]
你们发生了什么事，所以我要拍摄
今天的 YouTube 视频，只是一点点
短视频博客星巴克饮料
没什么疯狂的，但我请扎克来
，他不知道我正在拍摄这个
，但我会尽力让它变得有点
有点有趣
所以嗯，你们大家
可能知道也可能不知道我一直
我对 420 非常友好
所以我可能
在车里吸了一点烟，
我只是录下来，因为我知道
他上车时说的或他要
说的第一句话是
闻起来像大麻
所以
我一直看着自己而不是
摄像头，对不起，我会处理你们
伙计们
哦，我听说他现在来了，怎么了
你想和我一起骑车去星巴克
出了什么问题，我担心
还有其他事情你要
尝试不，我不是，我只是在拍摄
youtube视频
我害怕你要对我做点什么，我们不会去任何地方
...
没办法，因为我没有口罩
哦，我有一个额外的，但不，我没有
觉得可以
所以这里
闻起来像大麻
你为什么不说一些我很确定的话
你会说一些类似的话
...
你喜欢这个还是它闻起来像我
喜欢
所以我买了这款新香水，你们和
丝芙兰的这个辣妹就像
我不应该知道你做任何
测试者，但我会为你服务，我
喜欢好吧
听起来很棒，所以她开始
从底部拿出不同的
香水抽屉里，
都像
我感到可耻，因为你
现在不应该测试任何香水
因为 kovid
所以他们不这样做，但她确实喜欢
为我做了一个特别的例外
因为我想闻一些东西
她只是做了一个特殊的例外，比如
，
不不，我是认真的，她这样做不是为了
每个人，她没有提供给其他人
任何东西
，所以她就像这是谁，我
可以听到
背景中播放的音乐，它是慢动作，她
喜欢
把它喷在小东西上，她
就像尝试一下这个
，我想不，她就像这个
这个真的很性感，是 ysl 的，
它叫做
libre，当她把它放在我的
鼻子下时，她就像
我们在商店里卖完了这个，从来没有在商店里
这是全新的
但我们碰巧有水泥我
就像我闻到了它，我就像
厄运
所以嗯无论如何很酷的故事
不但是
所以无论如何扎克不想做
youtube
我知道我有多[ __ ]酷我
[笑声]
你为什么笑听我说
我这让你的胸部看起来很大
方式
这不是辣妹们做的事
为什么我在你的手机里看到某个女孩
这样做了，并向你发送了一张
它的照片或之前的东西
你截屏了一些内容
某个女孩的胸部像这样
但没有其他任何东西
我在手机里没有的地方看到了它
不，绝对不是我知道那是我不
不知道我还能在哪里看到它
可能在互联网上，但是
无论如何，这样做是一种流行的事情
不，不是，但无论如何我得到了一个
胸部工作
这很令人兴奋，不，但是认真的
是的，我很快就到了
在拉斯维加斯，是的
是的，你要去理查兹博士吗
吉姆·理查德·吉姆·里切尔
说出那部电影的名字，但无论如何，哦，是的，停止
抓你的腿并注意
我是说我忘了我说过这句话
我以为我们在跑步
现在听着，我们闭嘴
当我这样做时，你就得做这件事
准备好，你甚至没有 [ __ ] 做
这是我见过的最不高潮的事情
...
你是在[ __ ]开玩笑吧，我做到了你
做得太晚了
无论如何，所以我想做YouTube视频
因为我知道如何[ __ ]很酷
老实说，我们俩都是人们因为很多不同的原因而爱我们
...
，而且我们很有亲和力，
说实话，你很酷，我不会
在这里呆了11年
我是认真的
如果你没有
个性，你就不会这样，
我们很好，这可能是
主要是d是我留下来的原因，但
一点点你的个性
无论需要什么
现在认真听
所以我需要你们在
评论中说服扎克开始和我一起做youtube
视频
因为为什么[ __ ]我不看
比我们更无聊的人
和更没有价值的人
提供的东西更少，而我不是
这么说是我，我只是说
想想我不想要冒犯
任何人，所以我不会说
任何人的名字
，但就像有些人不那么
有趣
人们看那么为什么不给他们
一些更有趣的东西看
我不知道，但有些人
非常有趣并且没有
没有任何有价值的东西，你拿着这个
那是我的错虽然你拿着
，我会开车去星巴克
好吧，所以即兴提问并
准备好回答
你应该注意街道
问我
一个问题，任何随机问题都可以
你在女人身上寻找什么，我不
在女人身上寻找任何东西你
意味着什么
[ __ ]你难道我要在
女人身上寻找什么吗
女人
对你来说最有吸引力的地方是什么，天哪，这太难了
就像我拥有的一件最重要的东西，比如
三个
好吧，就三个吧，我喜欢漂亮的
嘴部区域
就像你有一张漂亮的嘴
我喜欢我以为我们要去
星巴克，我们是你想去的
一个是的
杜兰戈上的那个我知道不，我们必须
去另一个抱歉
基本上是相同的距离
甚至不近
你看你必须把这个加起来
总是
总是非常忙碌，有很多不
情绪听
一张嘴，一张漂亮的嘴，我喜欢漂亮的
牙齿
，喜欢漂亮的嘴唇，我喜欢眼睛
，我不能做第三个，因为
三向领带
奶头阴道和屁股
就像这一切都等同于
我很挑剔，喜欢你的胸部
必须很好，你的阴道必须
漂亮，你必须有
有点屁股，我做不到平坦的屁股
你可以吗，如果你从来没有
和一个完全没有
屁股的女孩发生性关系，那是不正确的
我们不能这样做
但是你会怎么做
如果你发现了一个你喜欢的女孩
，她有一张漂亮的嘴，漂亮的
眼睛，微笑以及所有其他东西
你刚才提到的
是的，这个人被拦在前面
我们闭嘴
我很好，只是检查我不知道为什么
他们仍然卡住
我认为他崩溃了，你是认真的吗
你认为他需要帮助
不，他很好，他刚从车里出来
无论如何，如果你
找到一个女孩
，她拥有你
提到的所有这些东西，伟大的屁股
伟大的乳房，伟大的微笑面对所有这一切，
然后你到达阴道，
就像爆炸了，你在做什么，我
我哦[ __ ] 我有紧急情况，我得
去
我妈妈在医院里，就像
再见，不，我不能让你和一个看起来很可怕的阴道发生性关系
...
天啊，我不记得了
这可能意味着不，因为如果我有
它可能会
可能有很多时候
你甚至没有
你甚至没有看它可能
可能哦，那是[ __ ]可怕
因为我喝醉了是的，我的意思是
发生了
但它仍然很可怕
你最大的幻想
我的是的，不要
不要[ __ ]
只是说它到底是什么样的，不要
改变它多个女人，比如有多少
一个好东西，
的
的最低数量是多少，我的意思是两个比一个好哦，我的
上帝，不，我
扎克，你最大的幻想不是
三人组
所以我需要你更详细
在这里像
a一群女人，唯一的愿望就是
取悦我
我认为这是每个男人的幻想
多一个女人是的，但是有多少
更多
不管需要多少，但是
很多我可以同时进入房间
时间
不，这不是一个好的答案
不是一个好的答案
这是一个诚实的答案回答
，就像
中的角度都非常糟糕，就像
是的，你开车太糟糕了，这就是我拿着手机
原因
如此糟糕的部分
无论如何，好吧，这么多女人
这就是你要[ __ ]
说好吧，是的，多个女人唯一的
愿望就是取悦我
如果是
像37个女人会更有趣
不不是37个女人，因为那是
不可能的
不，我只是想
性主导好吧，我们开始
哦，看一次没有四个女人
可能是因为他们周日五点关门
是的，不
[ __ ] 你没听过这首歌吗
周日五点
星巴克已经关门了，这真的是
一首歌曲
不，这不是一首歌
嗯，你笑我了吗
我打赌她很可爱，嗯
我需要手机，我不在乎
这很好听有话要说
我需要我给你的订单
那是什么
好吧，我准备好了，你知道吗
我可以为你买点什么，我可以用一泵焦糖和
大冷萃咖啡
...
三泵无糖香草
嗯和淡奶油
我可以在其中添加一粒金发
请好吗
嗯是扎克债券和通风香草
豆奶油星冰乐
是的，如果我在里面，我必须得到名字
谢谢你
如果我在里面，我会得到报酬，不，你，你
甚至不想这样做
那我不会做，不，我想要你，如果我这样做
，那么我会得到报酬
你很有趣，你很有吸引力
有一首更大的歌曲
人们知道这一点，我很抱歉
谢谢
所以我们已经确定阿什利没有
看看这个过滤器，我有点喜欢它
你可以让他们把它改好
星巴克，你总是
说
星巴克会改变它，你们仍然
这样做吧任何人
仍然对某人吹吸管
，你现在要对我这样做
不，我不是
还有一个适合我的吗
蒂芙尼在喝酒
非常感谢你，我很感激，如何
你喜欢你的饮料
我不
哦天哪，回去真是太糟糕了
嘿，我可以改变这个
，这看起来不像
宏咖啡师
现在放的那个，你需要在
相机上试试这个，请
不，请拜托，女人，你为什么
让我这样做，如果你甚至不喜欢
，我为什么会喜欢它，这是我们的
周年纪念日
，我给了你一千美元的礼物
拿枪的卡
我给你买了什么，你至少可以做的
我从哪里给你买的，我知道你拿了什么
我我买了什么
喝一杯我从哪里给你买的
去加勒比海旅行
肮脏的意思是什么，请尝试喝
它
来吧宝贝
做吧，会有东西的
在我身后
实际反应
[音乐]
太糟糕了，我喜欢咖啡，这
尝起来像[ __ ]，就像实际的[ __ ]
所以
你能在YouTube上发誓我应该
走到窗户前
是的，从窗户走过去吧，嗯我
刚刚进来，我想看看我是否
可以
把我的饮料关掉对于其他事情
嗯，我可以做一个
，我会付差价或其他什么
，但是一杯
冰奶茶拿铁，好吧，这是
，嗯，我可以用三泵
奶茶
和三磅无糖香草
来得到它
和淡冰，
我可以加一杯吗拍了一张金发女郎的照片
哎呀
好吧，就这样
好吧，随机问我另一个问题
你在一个我没有的男人身上寻找什么
在11年里寻找过一个男人的任何东西
喜欢
认为我现在寻找的不会是
我们见面之前我寻找的可能
是的，是的，我改变了你
我很清醒
我的道德比
要好得多
当我是一个酒鬼和吸毒者时
我肯定会说
但现在
我喜欢拥抱
我是认真的，所以你必须敏感
对我有感觉，否则我不[ __ ]喜欢
你
如果你在一个女人的内心，那是不可能的
她永远不会生你的气
所以考虑一下这一点，或者只是
就像打个招呼，抱歉
是的，然后就在那里
虽然是
是的，它一定是
，如果你知道我在说什么
主要是在点上
扔掉吧，把旧的
拿在手里，非常感谢
我们也很感激你把
新的放在你的两腿之间
把旧的放在你手里，我们会
把它扔进垃圾桶，我们
开车经过
你知道最疯狂的事情是什么，我
要在这里停车一秒钟
你能关上那个吗轮到我了
很高兴
嘿，把它重新打开吧
我不知道为什么我会发出声音
效果，但是
这就是我的大脑的第二部分
我得到了一个球，但我没有击中他
那一次我从来没有击中过你的球
哦，是的，在这里，这是尝试，不是没有
咖啡
这就像一个健康的或尝试，但仍然
这是[ __ ]你们好
通风冰孩子
好吧，听你们这些人
不吸大麻，我只是想
和你们聊一分钟
为什么你们不知道
我前几天发布了这个滴答声
这是关于大麻
作为一种入门毒品和大麻的东西
这些年来合法地让我远离
毒品和酒精
如果你正在戒酒，你
想去喝酒
抽一碗，看看你是否还想
喝完之后你会
想去吃掉你的整个厨房
这真的消除了我的渴望
我每天都必须和这个家伙住在一起
并不总是彩虹和
独角兽家伙
但是听着，有一个女人
在滴答作响
，她每周都会完成这些挑战，
她让她的追随者发送
一美元25美分50美分之类的
他们可以
喜欢
，她把所有的东西加起来，然后不行了
挑战在于，她
和她丈夫出去吃饭
，他们会给服务员小费或任何人
这个人就像他们发了帖子
帖子伙伴开车或无论什么
不管这一周花了多少钱
通常是一千美元
是的，我认为这会
真的很有趣
因为我喜欢帮助别人
但这样一来，它就用了别人的
钱，而那是我的
显然我们必须把一些
我们的钱分成两部分，我不知道
她是否这样做，我很确定她
赚了很多钱
这样做，但也许
那是她的事，所以我们不能
偷走它，好吧，再问我一个
问题，你最喜欢的性姿势是什么
...
我会问你，因为嘿，看看我就知道
你的头在哪里，
先生看起来就在你的
这里的男人先生把你的头向后倾斜
低下
看起来他在不
无论什么最喜欢的性姿势
嗯，狗式真的
是的，拍你的屁股，我喜欢看你的
屁股弹跳
但它们都很好，我无法选择
虽然只有一个
真的真的是的，他们就像如果我
真的如果
如果我只想去城里
通常是狗式的但每个
感觉都不同
是的，我喜欢尝试不同的
位置，是的，你很有创意
当然
以不同的方式花钱
你在女人身上寻找什么
好吧，我没有在
女人身上寻找什么东西
我很确定这不是真正的通风
冰奶茶拿铁
三泵奶茶 三泵
无糖香草
如果你
感觉青蛙多一点的话，就再放一泵
甜一点，但这很甜，我喜欢清淡
冰
这样你就可以喝更多的饮料和
单杯
单杯金发，因为它没有
浓烈，你不喜欢真的尝到了
咖啡
是的，我确实尝到了咖啡
他撒谎并告诉我没有
咖啡，我以为
我忘记了浓缩咖啡，我不
考虑那种咖啡，但无论如何，它
就像所有咖啡中的咖啡
你能问我一个问题吗，这是
浓缩咖啡问我一个问题
嗯，别喝扎克的星巴克饮料了
是一种
vendi 香草豆奶油星冰乐
不是一种健康的饮料，基本上像
奶昔，还不错，只是
对我来说很无聊
对她来说，但无论如何，如果你想让它活跃起来
你可以把它放上来
为了美观，在里面淋上焦糖毛毛雨
前进
，因为你不太喜欢它，问我
一个问题[ __ ]不，我喜欢，我喜欢
尝试新事物，你问
我
呃，我在女人身上寻找什么，因为
我正在尝试回答这个问题
嗯，好吧，我注意到
关于你的第一件事就是你的屁股
你的胸部哦，是的，还有你的微笑
我饿了，我们回家吃饭
家里有什么吃的牛排
或其他东西
嗯，就像女人必须真正照顾自己
，不仅仅是
，不仅仅是头发和化妆品，还有
衣服，实际上必须照顾身体
，因为
九天十分之一的我看起来像一袋
的鸡巴，
头发很糟糕，没有化妆，感觉
但你在身体上照顾好自己
你确保自己保持
的体形，这很可能，我的意思是，
可能不准确，但
好吧，也许不像
不明显超过美国的大多数
...
好的问题
嗯最后一个，那么你
世界上最大的恐惧是什么
立即传递
反应死亡
除了死亡之外你最喜欢什么
世界上很多恐惧我有很多
灾难性的恐惧，比如
焦虑，这些都是
超出我控制范围的事情
我想很多人都有这种感觉
虽然如此，但无法控制
不，我的意思是我不知道我是否会考虑
恐惧
本身只是我真的
就像
是的，很明显是的，是的，我的第二个
最大的恐惧
像发生在我身上的事情一样折磨
就像有人把你绑起来我的意思是
不是以性的方式，这太棒了我
完全喜欢这样
我的意思是像折磨 折磨就像不好玩
折磨但是
我被绑架了，有人 [ __ ]
烧伤你 烧伤你的脚趾
在
描述中用你的脚趾尖
停止，你生病了，不，不，你知道
我想象中的情况是
就像一个守法公民，他得到
这个家伙，他喜欢
趁他还活着的时候把他砍了，
那是一些[ __ ]恶心[ __ ]如果我是一个
精神病杀手，我就会成为这样的人
虽然
但是我也不希望这种事发生，如果
我处于他的位置
遵守法律，这就是你
不喜欢的
我们要把它倒掉，我们可以把它
给一个无家可归的人
如果我们看到有人不只是在
你喝了它后得到它
那是什么他们从我那里得到的机会比从我那里得到的机会更大
...
这样更好
对等等，不，这不是更好
你为什么摇晃为什么
不断地对我摇头
你看看你的奶子看起来有多大
某人有因为他们是男人的胸部
无论如何肌肉发达的男人胸部都会把它倒掉
然后或者
走到垃圾桶我只是
把它倒在这里
并将脏杯子放在我的地板上
当我们
到家时，我们会把脏杯子扔掉，但是这样
它不会在路上洒出来
无论如何
但如果我处于他的位置
就像那家伙杀了他的人一样
家庭是的，是的
一定要相信我也会做同样的
[ __ ] 事情，这就是我所说的
100% 100 我绝对会停止
关心
如果有人杀了你和
在你面前的男孩
你必须看着它，是的，但
的事情是
我真诚地怀疑这会
发生在我身上
而我却无能为力，为什么
我们谈论这件事
不，但说实话，你最大的恐惧
然后我把我最大的恐惧变成了
我的孩子们发生了什么事
然后我是的，我认为那将是
无法保护我的孩子是我的
最大的恐惧是的
是的，那是巨大的
，然后也许作为父母失败
将是第二位
死亡是我对自己的第一恐惧
然后我的孩子们发生的事情我
会肯定地说这
应该很有趣
但是是的
詹姆斯改变了动态的节奏
快点播放我正在谈论的视频
关于性、电影之类的事情
而你却在谈论恐惧，这
不是一个好问题
好吧，你最大的性幻想是什么
我不会说
是的，因为我知道那是什么，我会说
在下一个
视频中说出你最大的性幻想
请继续关注你们，不
我不会说有一次你
不知道这是什么
你认为这与你
和另一个女人有关，虽然这确实
名列前茅
但也不是名列前茅
它位于列表顶部，但不
完全是
哦，今天也是我们结婚六周年
周年纪念日，我不知道我是否
提到
我要带这些男人先生
你最大的呃性幻想是
你被束缚
以某种方式被捆绑或束缚
到椅子上
或者被困在某种地方，你必须
看着
，而我[ __ ]另一个不是
你无法移动的第一名的女人
我的意思是这太棒了，但我不知道
我有很多最喜欢的
或最大的或其他什么，因为但是
这一切都涉及
受虐狂这到底意味着什么
你
通过与
你的
性或控制服从有关的痛苦而摆脱
服从是的，是的，是的，非常
这肯定是最大的部分
但有相当多的
可以滑入那个位置，你知道什么
我的意思
天哪，好吧，你有什么东西吗
你还想添加到这个
哦，我之前就在想
我们做到了，我们进了监狱，我们
做了一件大事，这就是为什么世界上有97%的人都知道我们
...
是谁
如果不是更对的话，没有人[ __ ]知道
在那场演出之前我们是谁
不是不，我不是说我们
出名或什么的，但是
我们全世界都知道，所以
我们有点我的意思是我们就像 D 级
或 C 级名人，我认为伙计们，但是
我们做了这件事，我们进了监狱，我们
学到了所有这些东西，做了
一些
世界上很少有人做过的事情，
这不是最常见的事情
然后我们 [ __ ] 没有做任何事情
其他正确的事情
公平地说，我们从来不喜欢谈论
任何真正的情侣采访
任何男人
就像你每对情侣做一次播客
个月也许
我正在访问好莱坞，但我们
就像事情发生后
是的，那是四年半前了，所以我
就像
我们可以做一些提供价值的事情
因为我知道这就是为什么你会
宁愿做视频，而不是像
你给我化妆或有趣的
愚蠢的 [ __ ] 就像我真正
喜欢的
有趣的视频和恶作剧视频和东西
就像性爱的家伙，我
确实有一个专门的频道
但你不喜欢凌乱的东西或喜欢
任何其他的东西，这不像吓人
你不能继续
你的一天
，就像它让你陷入困境，但我们可以谈论
关于监狱的事情或者做啊
我不想要这些事情
咖啡饮料，但无论如何，所以我正在考虑
你们这样的事情，但是
要么是性爱播客，要么是
监狱播客，我觉得我们会
在成瘾监狱中确实茁壮成长，比如
也许是一些老手的东西，或者我们只是
完全与它发生性关系
并谈论它，或者它可能只是我们的
频道
无论你觉得[ __ ]喜欢谈论
我不知道也许
但无论如何，你是否像我一样喜欢这个
，这太棒了
我答应过我会让他在这里观看
个视频，所以
这是风云人物
不，我要和我的男朋友出去玩
所以再见
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重点词汇
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filming /ˈfɪlmɪŋ/ B1 |
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vlog /vlɒɡ/ B1 |
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friendly /ˈfrendli/ A2 |
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smoked /smoʊkt/ B1 |
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recording /rɪˈkɔːrdɪŋ/ B1 |
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entertaining /ˌentərˈteɪnɪŋ/ B2 |
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perfume /pərˈfjuːm/ B1 |
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scandalous /ˈskændələs/ C1 |
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exception /ɪkˈsepʃən/ B2 |
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literally /ˈlɪtərəli/ B1 |
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relatable /rɪˈleɪtəbl/ B2 |
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personality /ˌpɜːrsəˈnæləti/ B2 |
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personality /ˌpɜːrsəˈnæləti/ B2 |
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fantasy /ˈfæntəsi/ B2 |
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dominant /ˈdɒmɪnənt/ C1 |
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addict /ˈædɪkt/ B2 |
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