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[中文]

你希望你的女儿交往一个胖乎乎、老实的测谎仪专家吗？

一个又胖又老的测谎仪专家？

是的。

嘿！

好吧，她没问题。

今天我要做的是——一个测谎测试

对象是我的继母。

我有点紧张，但我觉得这会很有趣。

我最想知道的是——她是不是真的那么叛逆。

我们拭目以待。——哇！

我对我的儿子是诚实的。

说实话，我真不知道。

请定义“诚实”。

我们分享过一些深刻的秘密。

我把我的母亲当成我最好的朋友。

有时候我觉得我们聊得太多了

因为我觉得他——忘了我是父母。

问我一些问题吧。

好吧，这就是我们今天要做的事情，父亲。

你高中时参加过田径队吗？

嗯哼。

是真的。

我们都参加过田径队，太酷了。

我以为你只是这么说

为了让我更喜欢你。

你希望我穿得更女性化吗？

不。

她在说谎。

(笑声)

我更喜欢穿得更——中性化，而不是女性化。

我知道。

Kenny是你真正的名字吗？

是的。

是真的。

你爸剪头发的想法是你提的吗？

还是他自己剪的？

他一直留着长头发

我记得有多久了。

你愿意和我一起尝试迷幻药吗？

是的。

是真的。

你知道吗，你爸越来越老了。

他先说的

我告诉他不行。

John会告诉你的。

她这里有点问题。

(笑声)

所以，这是你的主意。

我是在为你铺路，让你站在我这边。

你愿意让我剃光头吗？

是的。

她在说谎。

(笑声)

如果我想剃光头

然后一直戴假发呢？

嘿，爸爸，你最喜欢哪个儿子？

没有。

她在说谎。

是我吗？

是的。

这是真相。

别给你的兄弟看这个。

你真的在杂货店遇到我爸的吗？

还是在游轮派对上？

我在游轮派对上遇到他的吗？

不。

她在说谎。

我就知道！

我觉得这个没用。

爸爸。

是的。

你觉得我永远能找到爱情吗？

是的。

不是真的。

来吧，你…

你觉得我永远能找到情欲吗？

妈妈，你用过振动器吗？

是的。

是真的。

我们去买一个吧。

你18岁之前有过性关系吗？

没有。

是真的。

哦，爸爸。

我只是个书呆子，你想要什么？

我是不是个意外？

不。

太棒了。

(笑声) 这太酷了。

你来我家

拜访我亲生妈妈的那次，

真的那么尴尬吗？——还是只有我一个人觉得尴尬？

我们实际上在你们相遇之前就认识了。

是的，那次很尴尬。

她在说实话。

你们和妈妈有没有在我家的时候做过什么？

没有。

她在说谎。

哈哈！

说得更具体一点。

哦，糟糕，我不想说得更具体。

- Oh shit, I don't wanna be more specific.

(笑声)

你愿意让我带个女孩来家里吗？

是的。

是真的。

太好了，因为我正在和一个人聊天呢。

这就对了。

而且她很有趣。

你有没有出轨过？

没有。

是真的。

走吧！

这就是我需要听到的，我走了。

我们去哪儿？

我们刚刚做了测谎测试

发现我爸是个忠诚的丈夫

而且我是他最喜欢的儿子。

所以我觉得今天很美好。

我现在更了解我妈了。

她还是那么漂亮。

我很高兴我把这件事说出来了。

我厌倦了只是憋在心里。

说回那个游轮派对…

哦，对了，我不想告诉你那部分。

[英语]

- Do you wish your daughter was dating

a chubby, old polygraph guy?

- Yes.

- Hey!

- All right, she's good.

- Today I'm going to be doing a lie detector test

on my step-mom.

I'm kinda nervous, but I think it's gonna be funny.

- I'm most excited to know if she's really a rebel.

- We'll see. - Whaa!

- I'm honest with my son.

- Honestly, I have no idea.

Define honest.

- We do share some deep secrets.

I consider my mother my best friend.

- Sometimes I think we talk too much

because I feel like he forgets that I'm the parent.

- Ask me some questions.

- Well that's what we're here to do today Father.

- Did you do track in high-school?

- Mmhmm.

- True.

- We both did track, that's so cool.

I thought you were just sayin' that

to like, make me like, like you more.

- Do you wish I would dress more feminine.

- No.

- It's a lie.

(laughing)

- I do like dressing more masculine than feminine.

- I know that.

- Is Kenny your real name?

- Yes.

- True.

- Was it your idea for my dad to cut his hair?

Or was it his?

Literally he has had long hair

for as long as I can remember.

- Would you ever do an edible with me?

- Yes.

- True.

- You know what, your dad is getting older.

He said it first

and I told him no.

John will tell you.

- She's havin' a problem here.

(laughs)

- So, it was your idea.

- I was prepping you to be on my side.

- Would you ever let me shave my head?

- Si.

- That's a lie.

(laughing)

- What if I wanna shave my head

and just wear wigs all the time?

- Hey Dad, do you have a favorite son?

- No.

- That's a lie.

- Is it me?

- Yes.

- That's the truth.

- Don't show this to your brother.

- Did you really meet my dad at the grocery store?

Or was it the booze cruise.

- Did I meet him on the booze cruise?

No.

- It's a lie.

- I knew it!

- I don't think this works.

- Dad.

- Yes.

- Do you think I'll ever find love?

- Yes.

- Not true.

- Come on du ...

- Do you think I'll ever find lust?

- Mother, would you ever use a vibrator?

- Yes.

- True.

- Let's go shop for one.

- Did you have sexual relations before the age of 18?

- No.

- True.

- Oh Dad.

- I'm a nerd, what do you want from me?

- Was I an accident?

- No.

- Right on.

- (laughing) That is so cool.

- That time that you came over to

my biological mom's house,

was that really awkward, or was that just me?

- We actually met before you thought we met.

Yes, it was awkward.

- She's telling the truth.

- Have you and Mom ever done anything

while I was in the house?

- No.

- That's a lie.

- Ho ho!

- Be more specific.

- Oh shit, I don't wanna be more specific.

(laughing)

- Would you ever let me bring over a girl.

- Yes.

- True.

- Cool, 'cause I'm actually talking to one right now.

- There you go.

- And she's fun.

- Have you ever had an affair?

- No.

- True.

- Let's go!

That's all I needed to hear, I'm outta here.

- Where we goin'?

- We just took our lie detector tests

and we found out that my father here is a loyal husband

and that I'm his favorite son.

So I think it's been a great day.

- I know my mom more now.

And she's still beautiful as she is.

- I'm glad I got this off my chest.

I'm tired of just holdin' it in.

- What about that booze cruise.

- Oh yeah, I didn't wanna tell you that part.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
dating /ˈdeɪtɪŋ/ B1	verb - 约会 (yuēhuì)
nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2	adjective - 紧张 (jǐnzhāng)
rebel /ˈrebəl/ B1	noun - 叛逆者 (pànnì zhě)
honest /ˈɒnɪst/ A2	adjective - 诚实 (chéngshí)
secrets /ˈsiːkrəts/ A2	noun - 秘密 (mìmì)
consider /kənˈsɪdər/ B1	verb - 考虑 (kǎolǜ)
forget /fərˈɡet/ A2	verb - 忘记 (wàngjì)
feminine /ˈfemɪniːn/ B1	adjective - 女性的 (nǚxìng de)
masculine /ˈmæskjʊliːn/ B1	adjective - 男性的 (nánxìng de)
literally /ˈlɪtərəli/ B2	adverb - 字面意义上 (zìmian yìyì shàng)
remember /rɪˈmembər/ A2	verb - 记得 (jìdé)
awkward /ˈɔːkwərd/ B1	adjective - 尴尬 (gāngà)
biological /ˌbaɪəˈlɒdʒɪkəl/ B2	adjective - 生物学的 (shēngwù xuéxué de)
loyalty /ˈlɔɪəlti/ B2	noun - 忠诚 (zhōngchéng)
tired /ˈtaɪərd/ A2	adjective - 疲倦 (píjuàn)
cruise /kruːz/ B1	noun - 巡游 (xúnyóu)
affair /əˈfeər/ B2	noun - 婚外情 (hūnwàiqíng)