- I got this.
00:00
I did it.
00:02
- [Connie] You look pretty compact.
00:03
I think you got this dialed in.
00:06
- I got this.
00:07
- Mwah!
00:09
- Ew, not kisses.
00:10
(Shawn laughs)
00:11
- [Connie] Bye, Kayla.
00:12
Have fun.
00:13
Bye!
00:14
(rock music)
00:16
Morning.
00:21
- Morning.
00:22
- [Connie] Puppies are happy.
00:24
- [Tyler] Hershey, your
butt is in my face.
00:25
- [Connie] He's so excited.
00:27
How are you feeling?
00:29
- I'm nerve-cited.
00:31
- [Connie] Nerve-cited?
00:32
- [Tyler] It sounds like a disease.
00:34
- [Connie] (laughs) Yeah.
00:35
Why would you be nervous?
00:36
- Because they're some
things that I'm nervous for,
00:38
and like blahgh.
00:41
But I still wanna do
them, so it's like blagh.
00:42
- [Connie] You're nervous
that you're not gonna get
00:45
to talk to me for a whole week?
00:47
- Uh, totally, yep.
00:49
(Connie laughs)
00:50
That's totally what I was nervous about.
00:51
- [Connie] Nervous that
you're gonna be away
00:52
from Mom and Dad for like five days,
00:55
and not have any phone?
00:57
- Totally.
00:59
- [Connie] That's what I'm nervous about.
01:01
- You don't get a phone on these trips?
01:02
- [Connie] No.
01:04
- [Kayla] You might.
01:05
- [Connie] No.
01:06
- [Kayla] He doesn't?
01:07
- [Connie] No.
01:09
No communication.
01:10
That's what you're not nervous about?
01:11
- I'm nervous about that night snorkel,
01:12
and the rock climbing wall.
01:14
- [Tyler] Why are you nervous for--
01:15
- [Connie] You didn't even
bring up the zip line.
01:16
- Uh, because I'm not going on it.
01:18
(Connie laughs).
01:19
- What about that rock climbing?
01:21
- Rick climbing wall, I might do.
01:23
That's why I'm nervous.
01:24
Rock climbing you're still attached
01:25
to like a ground-like structure.
01:28
Zip lining is just like, nope,
01:31
and they throw you off the edge.
01:33
- [Tyler] Yeah but you're still--
01:35
- It's like, bye!
01:36
- You think when me and
Mom went zip lining,
01:37
we were just holding on for our life
01:39
(Connie laughs)
01:40
like 500 feet in the air.
01:41
- [Connie] We're screaming,
ahh we're gonna die,
01:43
we're gonna hit the side of that rock!
01:45
There's no end, help, help.
01:47
- Yeah, I might do rock
climbing wall and I might do,
01:48
well, I am gonna do the night snorkel
01:52
because I do not want to
miss the bioluminescence.
01:55
But they said it can be a little unnerving
01:58
because you can't see,
it's pitch black, so...
02:00
- [Connie] Yeah, I think it will be fun,
02:04
exciting, cool, bonding--
02:05
- My cabin is so awesome, I can't wait.
02:08
- Just so you guys know,
02:11
Kayla is on her way to
Catalina Island for five days.
02:13
It's a school field trip,
02:17
if you didn't see yesterday's vlog and--
02:19
- Field trip, field trip!
02:21
- She's super super excited.
02:23
- Super duper duper.
02:24
- And it's still dark outside.
02:26
- Yeah, I went outside to
take the dogs out potty,
02:27
and the stars are still out.
02:30
- Yeah, it's nighttime.
02:32
But she has to be to her
buses by 6:30 in the morning,
02:33
and we still have to drive there,
02:37
so we're up in the middle of the night.
02:38
- [Tyler] It's 6:00.
02:40
- It's now six o'clock in the morning,
02:41
we gotta hurry up and get out of here.
02:43
(laughs)
02:45
- [Tyler] I don't want to go.
02:47
- [Kayla] Kisses!
02:48
- [Tyler] Because then
I have to wait at school
02:49
for like an hour.
02:50
- [Connie] We do.
02:51
All of us are gonna sit in the car
02:52
until it's time for Tyler to go to school.
02:54
- And you'll watch me wave goodbye.
02:56
- [Connie] Kayla will
have a grand old time
02:57
- I need a handkerchief
so I can be like, goodbye!
02:59
As I ride off on the bus.
03:03
- See you suckers!
03:05
- [Connie] So, how was your dance?
03:06
- It was good.
03:08
- [Connie] We promised we would find out
03:09
what happened at your school dance,
03:10
your very first school dance.
03:13
- Did he have a girlfriend?
03:14
- [Connie] Oh no.
03:16
They don't have girlfriends.
03:18
You have friends who are girls.
03:20
- Yeah.
03:22
- [Connie] See?
03:23
But it was girls and boys there.
03:24
- Mhm, mostly people wore black
03:26
because it's kinda hard
to find white clothing.
03:28
- [Connie] Yeah, and for those of you
03:30
who don't know what we're talking about,
03:32
the theme was picked out
by the seventh graders,
03:33
and they were supposed to
be all in black and white.
03:36
It was a black and white dance party
03:39
so everyone had to wear black and white.
03:41
And Tyler, if you didn't see that,
03:44
he was in all black and
he looked like a stud.
03:47
- There was like five other kids
03:49
wearing that same outfit.
03:51
- [Connie] Well of course.
03:52
I thought they would all look like that.
03:53
Because you has all white?
03:55
- Some people did.
03:56
- [Connie] Yeah.
03:58
- Like, three people.
03:59
Out of like 100.
04:02
(Connie laughs)
04:03
- [Connie] Did you do a lot of dancing?
04:05
- I did a lot of worm--
04:06
- [Connie] Those dogs are so ornery.
04:08
- I did a lot of the worm,
04:15
and I was doing the worm
across the basketball court,
04:16
and the whole entire dance
is like, "Go, go, go, go!"
04:21
- [Connie] And you bruised up your knees.
04:24
- Yeah.
04:25
- [Connie] Can you walk yet?
04:25
- Yeah.
04:26
- [Connie] Okay.
04:27
- I could walk from the start.
04:28
- [Connie] Seemed like you
were having trouble there.
04:30
- Pshh.
04:31
Whatchu talkin' about?
04:33
Whatchu talking' about?
04:34
- [Connie] Bruised up your knees?
04:36
Well, I'm glad you had fun.
04:38
Yay!
04:39
- I'm dying.
04:41
- [Connie] Girls did fight over you,
04:42
but oh well, that's just
part of the process.
04:44
He's a handsome kid, what can I say.
04:48
- Hi.
04:50
- That was cringey.
04:51
- [Connie] Okay.
04:54
(Tyler and Kayla laughs)
04:55
- [Connie] Kayla's forcing
it, forcing it to be cringey.
04:56
Do you need me to curl your hair?
04:59
'Cause I've got the curling iron on.
05:01
It's your last chance
to have it look cute,
05:02
'ccause you're gonna look like scraggly
05:04
all the rest of the trip.
05:05
- [Tyler] It's gonna be super hot.
05:07
- Nope.
05:08
- [Connie] This is your
one day to get pictures,
05:09
and not look like a crazy person.
05:10
- Nope.
05:11
- [Connie] You're not gonna
look like a cavewoman.
05:13
- I have a brush.
05:15
Hershey's eating my cereal.
05:16
- [Connie] Gross.
05:18
- All right, I know I said
05:19
I wanted to wear jeans and this shirt,
05:20
but I think I should just wear sweatpants
05:22
and a sweater.
05:24
- [Connie] Nah.
05:26
Just put on a sweatshirt.
05:27
- It would be more comfortable.
05:29
- [Connie] Is it cold outside right now.
05:30
- Yeah.
05:31
- [Connie] Put a sweatshirt
on over a hoodie.
05:32
- Okay!
05:34
- Problem solved.
05:37
That's what moms are for,
solving kid problems.
05:38
- Yeah, cause we can't
do anything by ourselves.
05:40
- No, you can't.
05:43
You're helpless.
05:47
- Can you grab my phone for me?
05:48
(Connie laughs)
05:51
Can you put it in front of my face?
05:52
- Do you want me to brush your teeth too?
05:54
- Please.
05:56
- Looks like you need to.
05:57
Go brush your teeth.
05:59
- Oh, I'm bringing my phone.
06:00
- I'm doing my mom thing here.
06:01
Brush your teeth, brush
your hair, let's go.
06:02
And here's Dad.
06:03
- Barely awake.
06:04
- [Connie] Yep.
06:06
- It's so early.
06:07
- [Connie] Yep.
06:08
- We went to bed early.
06:10
Why does it feel like,
06:11
even though I got eight hours of sleep,
06:12
I still feel like I need 10 more?
06:13
- [Connie] Because you didn't
get eight hours of sleep,
06:14
and neither did I.
06:16
- I probably got like six.
06:17
'Cause it takes me like an
hour to go to bed in my bed.
06:20
But it takes me like 30 seconds
06:23
to go to bed in the car.
06:24
- When he was a baby,
06:26
we used to have to put him in the car seat
06:27
and drive around the
block to put him to sleep,
06:29
maybe we need to go back to doing that.
06:30
- [Connie] Yep.
06:33
- Might be a--
06:34
- [Connie] You did that?
06:35
I thought I did that.
06:36
- We both did it.
06:37
You did it more often that I did.
06:38
- [Connie] You were at work,
06:39
and I had to deal with all that.
06:40
- Yeah, pretty much.
06:41
- [Connie] We're like, we wanna go to bed.
06:44
Let's drive for a while.
06:46
I remember, there was a
funny story about Tyler
06:48
when he was, not like a total baby
06:51
but he was in a stroller.
06:53
Probably a little over
one, maybe he was two.
06:55
But he had this hyperactive way about him.
06:58
And I went to Starbucks and I bought
06:59
a really yummy drink from Starbucks,
07:02
and it did have caffeine,
07:05
and he was so hyper all the time.
07:07
And he thought it was a milkshake,
07:09
so he snuck up in the top of the stroller
07:11
where I was holding the drink
and started drinking it.
07:15
And I don't know why I
didn't notice that he had it.
07:19
I got it from him, and then
he was knocked out after that.
07:21
- Caffeine was a sleeping
pill for a hyperactive kid.
07:25
- Yeah.
07:27
Caffeine knocks out
hyperactive kids, apparently.
07:28
So he slept like a baby.
07:31
I had the rest of the
whatever we were doing,
07:33
just total quietness.
07:35
I was shocked.
07:36
Here's all Kayla's bags, and
I wrote her name on everything
07:40
like the good mommy I am.
07:44
Because I don't know how they're going
07:46
to be able to tell them apart
07:47
if everybody's got a suitcase
and there's no names.
07:49
Looks like she's got her retainers.
07:53
Good job, Kayla.
07:55
And she's totally changed
into comfy clothes.
07:58
- Yeah, 'Cause the other
clothes were kinda, eh.
08:00
These are like pajamas.
08:02
'Cause I realized we're going
on a two hour travel trip.
08:04
Harley's really excited,
little does he know.
08:10
- [Connie] Aw, hi.
08:13
- [Kayla] Like oh my
goodness, she's vlogging--
08:16
- [Connie] So what are
you gonna miss most?
08:18
Your dogs or your phone?
08:20
Doggos more, doggos more.
08:23
Out of those two options, doggos.
08:25
Family, family or doggos.
08:28
Can the doggos be a part of the family?
08:30
- [Connie] Okay, if there's three options,
08:33
what three things are you going to miss?
08:35
- Oh, I get three.
08:36
- [Connie] Three, and don't pick an order.
08:38
- Family, doggos, and phone.
08:40
- [Tyler] In that order.
08:42
- She said don't pick an order.
08:44
- [Connie] I said just pick.
08:46
It's not fair to pick an order.
08:47
It makes you sound mean.
08:49
And I'm not allowed to have my phone.
08:51
- [Connie] Yep, bye phone.
08:53
- Wait, let me tell the nasties goodbye.
08:56
- [Connie] You gotta say goodbye to me.
08:57
Okay, but I can say goodbye
to your right after,
08:58
but I cannot say to them.
09:02
- [Connie] She's going to prison.
09:04
There's no phone.
09:06
- It's not prison, oh my goodness
09:08
It is not prison.
09:10
- [Connie] How are you going
to last the whole week?
09:11
- It's a paradise!
09:13
- [Connie] I betcha the first thing
09:14
she's gonna run to when she comes home,
09:15
she's gonna run right past me and Daddy,
09:17
and go, where's my
phone, where's my phone.
09:19
- No, I'm gonna go to--
09:20
- She'll be all, Hershey,
Harley, where's my phone>
09:23
- Puppy!
09:25
- Phone is usually the last
thing I think about, okay,
09:28
but once I have it, I never stop.
09:30
- [Connie] We gotta go man.
09:34
- So you're bringing
the dogs with you too?
09:35
- [Kayla] Yes.
09:37
- [Connie] I wish.
09:38
- Me too.
09:39
- [Connie] 'cause we love them so much,
09:40
we want them to be with her.
09:42
- Yeah.
09:43
- [Kayla] This suitcase.
09:44
- Kayla, you're gonna have
poop all over your cabin.
09:46
- [Kayla] And then--
09:48
- [Connie] They're gonna get eaten.
09:48
They're gonna be the food.
09:50
- Oh yeah, they're gonna be the ones
09:51
that walk out of the cabin
and get eaten by a --
09:52
- [Connie] A raccoon.
09:54
- Yeah, by a fox or something.
09:56
- [Shawn] No, by a squirrel.
09:57
- [Tyler] Yeah, by a
squirrel of something.
09:58
(laughing)
09:59
- [Connie] Yeah, squirrel bait.
10:01
All right, we better head out.
10:02
Get your bags, girl.
10:06
- Let's go.
10:07
Let's go.
10:10
- What did you do with my binder?
10:11
Somebody put it in my backpack.
10:13
- Hershey, you're not
going to Catalina, come on.
10:14
- [Shawn] I know what that suitcase means,
10:16
it means you guys are gonna leave me.
10:19
- [Connie] Where's Harley?
10:20
- He's in there.
10:21
- [Shawn] He doesn't leave.
10:23
- Harley doesn't leave
unless you call them out.
10:23
(Connie sings)
10:25
- [Connie] Goodbye Kayla,
we're gonna miss you.
10:28
- Blagh, blagh, blagh.
10:32
- [Connie] Load up.
10:36
- Hang on, hang on.
10:37
I need to go back in the house
10:38
and get my Catalina binder.
10:39
I have to go back in the house.
10:40
Bye puppies, I miss you already.
10:44
Love you babies.
10:45
You don't even know.
10:49
You won't even know until
I'm gone for five days.
10:51
- [Connie] They'll probably be crying.
10:54
- [Kalyla] I know, these little babies.
10:55
- [Connie] Hi.
10:58
You still have treat, Mama.
10:59
- Oh, you said treat,
now Harley's excited.
11:01
- [Connie] Oh, I'll be back, don't worry.
11:03
- [Shawn] I know that word.
11:06
(acoustic music)
11:08
- [Connie] Are you going on a bus?
11:18
- (laughs) Yeah, we're gonna
go on a bus for an hour.
11:19
And then we're gonna stop at like a port,
11:24
and we're gonna go on a ferry,
11:26
and that's gonna be another hour,
11:28
and then I don't know what
we're gonna be doing after that.
11:29
- [Connie] I wonder if
everyone knows what a ferry is?
11:33
- I do, it's that little
flying thing from Peter Pan--
11:36
- [Kayla] Yeah, we're
gonna ride Tinkerbell.
11:39
- With the pixie dust.
11:40
- [Connie] They take fairies across--
11:41
- We're gonna ride Tinkerbell over.
11:42
- [Tyler] That's what I
used to think ferries were.
11:45
- [Connie] You're riding
Tinkerbell over to the island?
11:46
- Actually it's a boat that
you use to transport over.
11:49
I don't know why they
call it a ferry, though,
11:54
or what's different from a boat.
11:57
Do you know?
12:00
I just know it's a boat?
12:01
- [Connie] I don't know.
12:03
It's just a little boat, it's a fake one.
12:05
- We're riding a toy boat.
12:07
- [Connie] Yeah, so you'll
be flying Tinkerbell
12:10
over to the island in what,
about two or three hours?
12:12
- Yeah.
12:16
- I think they should
make them earn this trip
12:18
by canoeing over there.
12:19
Why do they get to ride in a boat?
12:20
They should have to like row.
12:22
- We can do it once we get there.
12:23
- [Shawn] It's only like 15
miles, wouldn't take that long.
12:25
- [Connie] I wish I was going.
12:29
- Well, you've been before.
12:31
- [Connie] Not for a whole week!
12:33
- How long did you go?
12:35
- [Connie] I don't know, like a weekend.
12:36
- [Shawn] Like three days
or something, like that,
12:38
two or three days.
12:39
- I'm excited because I've
never been to Catalina.
12:40
Tyler goes next year.
12:42
This year he goes to--
12:44
- [Connie] And they make
it so that we can't even go
12:46
because we still got one kid.
12:49
- It's the annoying one.
12:51
- [Connie] It's scam.
12:52
They're like, parents cannot have fun.
12:53
We have to break it up so that
nobody can go but the kid.
12:55
- Yep.
12:58
- [Connie] There's all the buses.
13:01
Ah, they're so colorful.
13:03
I've never seen buses that colorful.
13:05
Fancy.
13:06
- [Kayla] One's a girl
bus, and one's a boy bus.
13:08
- [Connie] You're not even gonna be
13:10
in one of those big yellow
ones, they're fancy.
13:11
- Yeah, we get the high quality buses.
13:15
- [Tyler] I get those too.
13:17
- [Connie] Do they have a
bathroom inside those buses?
13:19
- I don't know.
13:21
- Probably.
13:22
We're gonna lose our baby.
13:23
- [Kayla] Oh my god.
13:25
- [Tyler] She's not a baby, she's a--
13:26
- I'm actually really excited, okay?
13:28
I'm excited you're gone.
13:30
(laughs)
13:33
One less kid to worry
about for a whole week.
13:37
Can she be gone for two?
13:39
(laughs)
13:41
Just kidding.
13:44
- I'm ready to leave.
13:46
- [Connie] Shawn's not even awake.
13:49
- No, I'm like...
13:50
- Can I sneak on the bus?
13:51
I'm so tired.
13:53
- [Connie] Oh, you're
gonna break yourself.
13:57
- I got this.
14:01
I did it.
14:03
- [Connie] You look pretty compact.
14:04
I think you got this dialed in.
14:05
- I got this.
14:08
- Ew, not kisses.
14:10
- Not kisses?
14:11
- Not kisses.
14:12
- Mwah!
14:13
- Ew, not kisses.
14:14
(Shawn laughs)
14:15
- [Connie] Bye Kayla!
14:16
Looks like everyone's
lining up on the bus.
14:17
Have fun!
14:20
- [Tyler] Bye!
14:21
- [Connie] Bye!
14:23
- Bye!
14:25
Does she have her snack-o-matic?
14:27
- [Connie] There she goes.
14:29
Are you sad?
14:31
- No.
14:32
(Connie laughs)
14:34
- [Connie] Daddy's checking
to make sure she's safe.
14:35
- I'm going in the car.
14:37
- Me too.
14:38
It's time for Starbucks (laughs)
14:42
He locked us out, are you serious?
14:46
How dare he?
14:49
- [Tyler] Dad!
14:51
- He's fired, I'm getting those keys.
14:52
- [Tyler] Dad!
14:54
- I'm locking him out of the house.
14:57
Well that's it, she's gone.
15:00
- Forever.
15:03
- Not forever.
15:04
She's just gone for five days.
15:06
How are we gonna get by?
15:08
Well, we did a couple extra videos,
15:09
so you probably won't even notice
15:11
that she's been gone.
15:13
And then the boys are
gonna do a couple videos.
15:15
Yeah, you guys probably won't even see me.
15:17
I'll be on a little vacation,
15:19
with Kayla, at heart (laughs).
15:21
We'll see, we'll see what happens next.
15:25
But for now, we're gonna go to Starbucks.
15:29
Tyler's sitting in the back there.
15:32
- Hi.
15:33
- Look at him.
15:34
He's like a little video bomber.
15:35
(Tyler laughs maniacally)
15:37
- [Connie] Bye, bye.
15:44
Is that them in the back?
15:47
- [Shawn] They were on
the first bus, so...
15:48
- All right, so we got one
kid gone, one more to go.
15:49
- Back to the normal daily routine.
15:53
- Yeah, so we got our
little bit of Starbucks.
15:57
- I'm gonna be gone next week.
16:00
- Yeah, so it'll be Tyler's
turn next week, so...
16:02
- But I'm still gonna be here
on Monday, just Tuesday...
16:04
- We get to be together for a whole week.
16:08
- [Shawn And Connie] Yay!
16:10
- Yay
16:11
- And they'll do some father
and sun videos I think.
16:12
- Yep.
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[中文]
- 我明白了。
我做到了。
- [康妮]你看起来很紧凑。
我想您已经拨通了。
- 我收到了。
- 哇！
- 呃，不是亲吻。
（肖恩笑）
- [康妮]再见，凯拉。
玩得开心。
再见！
（摇滚音乐）
早上。
- 早上。
- [康妮]小狗很高兴。
- [泰勒]好时，你的
屁股在我脸上。
- [康妮]他太兴奋了。
你感觉怎么样？
- 我很紧张。
- [康妮] 神经质？
- [泰勒] 这听起来像是一种疾病。
- [康妮]（笑）是的。
你为什么会紧张？
- 因为他们是一些
我感到紧张的事情，
之类的废话。
但我还是想做
他们，所以这就像废话。
- [康妮]你很紧张
你不会让
跟我聊一整周吗？
- 呃，完全是的。
（康妮笑）
这正是我感到紧张的地方。
- [康妮] 紧张
你要离开爸爸妈妈
大约五天，
并且没有手机？
- 完全可以。
- [康妮] 这就是我感到紧张的地方。
- 您在这些旅途中没有手机吗？
- [康妮] 不。
- [凯拉] 你可能会。
- [康妮] 不。
- [凯拉] 他没有？
- [康妮] 没有。
没有通讯。
这就是你不紧张的原因？
- 我对那天晚上的浮潜、
和攀岩墙感到紧张。
- [泰勒] 你为什么紧张--
- [康妮] 你甚至没有
拉起滑索。
- 呃，因为我不会继续下去。
（康妮笑）。
- 攀岩怎么样？
- 攀岩墙，我可能会做。
这就是我紧张的原因。
攀岩时，您仍然依恋
像地面一样的结构。
高空滑索就像，不，
，它们会让你坠入悬崖。
- [泰勒] 是的，但你仍然 -
- 就像，再见！
- 你认为当我和
妈妈去滑索，
我们只是为了生命而坚持
（康妮笑）
就像在 500 英尺的空中。
- [康妮]我们在尖叫，
啊我们要死了，
我们要撞到那块岩石的侧面！
没有尽头，帮助，帮助。
- 是的，我可能会摇滚
爬墙，我可能会做，
好吧，我要去夜间浮潜
因为我不想
错过生物发光。
但他们说这可能会有点令人不安
因为你看不到，
漆黑一片，所以...
- [康妮] 是的，我想这会很有趣，
令人兴奋、很酷、很亲密 --
- 我的小屋太棒了，我等不及了。
- 想让你们知道，
凯拉正在前往
卡塔利娜岛五天。
这是一次学校实地考察，
如果您没有看到昨天的视频博客，并且 -
- 实地考察，实地考察！
- 她超级超级兴奋。
- 超级骗子。
- 外面天还很黑。
- 是的，我出去了
把狗带出去上厕所，
，星星仍然在外面。
- 是的，现在是晚上。
但她必须是她
早上 6:30 之前就有公交车，
，但我们仍然要开车去那里，
，所以我们半夜就起床了。
- [泰勒] 现在是 6:00。
- 现在是早上六点，
我们得赶紧离开这里。
（笑）
- [泰勒]我不想去。
- [凯拉] 亲吻！
- [泰勒]因为那时
我必须在学校
等大约一个小时。
- [康妮]我们愿意。
我们所有人都会坐在车里
直到泰勒去学校。
- 你会看着我挥手告别。
- [康妮]凯拉会
祝你度过一段美好的旧时光
- 我需要一块手帕
所以我可以说，再见！
当我乘坐公共汽车时。
- 再见，傻瓜！
- [康妮] 那么，你的舞蹈怎么样？
- 很好。
- [康妮] 我们承诺会查明
在你的学校舞会上发生了什么，
你的第一次学校舞会。
- 他有女朋友吗？
- [康妮]哦不。
他们没有女朋友。
你有女孩朋友。
- 是的。
- [康妮]看到了吗？
但那里都是女孩和男孩。
- 嗯，大多数人都穿黑色
，因为它有点难
寻找白色衣服。
- [Connie] 是的，对于那些不知道我们在说什么的人
，
主题已选定
由七年级学生，
他们应该
全部是黑白的。
这是一场黑白舞会
所以每个人都必须穿黑色和白色的衣服。
还有泰勒，如果你没看到的话，
他一身黑，
他看起来像个种马。
- 还有另外五个孩子
穿着同样的衣服。
- [康妮]当然可以。
我以为他们都会是这个样子。
因为你全是白色的？
- 有些人做到了。
- [康妮] 是的。
- 就像，三个人。
大约 100 个。
（Connie 笑）
- [Connie] 你跳舞很多吗？
- 我做了很多蠕虫--
- [康妮]那些狗太脾气暴躁了。
- 我做了很多蠕虫，
我正在做蠕虫
穿过篮球场，
和整个舞蹈
就像，“走，走，走，走！”
- [康妮]你的膝盖擦伤了。
- 是的。
- [康妮]你还能走路吗？
- 是的。
- [康妮]好的。
- 我可以从头开始步行。
- [康妮] 看起来像你
在那里遇到了麻烦。
- 嘘。
在说什么？
你在说什么？
- [康妮]你的膝盖擦伤了吗？
嗯，我很高兴您玩得开心。
耶！
- 我快死了。
- [康妮] 女孩们确实为你打架，
但哦，好吧，那只是
过程的一部分。
他是个帅气的孩子，我能说什么。
- 嗨。
- 这太尴尬了。
- [康妮]好的。
（泰勒和凯拉笑）
- [康妮]凯拉的强迫
它，迫使它变得畏缩。
需要我给你卷头发吗？
因为我已经打开了卷发棒。
这是你最后的机会
让它看起来很可爱，
因为在剩下的旅程中你会看起来很凌乱
。
- [泰勒] 天气会超级热。
- 不。
- [康妮]这是你的
有一天去拍照，
并且看起来不像一个疯子。
- 不。
- [康妮]你不会
看起来像一个穴居女人。
- 我有一把刷子。
好时正在吃我的麦片。
- [康妮] 恶心。
- 好吧，我知道我说过
我想穿牛仔裤和这件衬衫，
但我认为我应该只穿运动裤
和毛衣。
- [康妮] 不。
只需穿上运动衫即可。
- 会更舒服。
- [Connie] 现在外面冷吗？
- 是的。
- [康妮] 穿上运动衫
套在连帽衫上。
- 好的！
- 问题已解决。
这就是妈妈的职责，
解决孩子问题。
- 是的，因为我们不能
任何事情都由我们自己来做。
- 不，你不能。
你很无助。
- 你能帮我拿一下我的手机吗？
（康妮笑）
你能把它放在我面前吗？
- 你想让我也给你刷牙吗？
- 请。
- 看来您需要这样做。
去刷牙吧。
- 哦，我带了手机。
- 我在这里做我妈妈的事。
刷牙，刷牙
你的头发，我们走吧。
这是爸爸。
- 几乎醒着。
- [康妮] 是的。
- 还早呢。
- [康妮] 是的。
- 我们很早就睡觉了。
为什么感觉，
尽管我睡了 8 个小时，
我仍然觉得我还需要 10 个小时？
- [康妮]因为你没有
睡了八个小时，
，我也没有。
- 我可能睡了六个小时。
因为这让我就像
一个小时就可以在我的床上睡觉了。
但我需要大约 30 秒
才能在车里上床睡觉。
- 当他还是个婴儿时，
我们常常不得不把他放在汽车座椅上
，然后绕着周围行驶
阻止让他睡觉，
也许我们需要回去这样做。
- [康妮] 是的。
- 可能是--
- [康妮]你做到了？
我想我做到了。
- 我们都做到了。
你这样做的次数比我多。
- [康妮] 你在工作，
，我必须处理所有这些事情。
- 是的，差不多。
- [康妮] 我们就像，我们想睡觉。
我们开车一会儿吧。
我记得有一个
关于泰勒
的有趣故事，当时他不像一个完全的婴儿
，但他坐在婴儿车里。
可能有点过了
一，也许他是两。
但他有一种过度活跃的感觉。
我去了星巴克，从星巴克买了
一杯非常美味的饮料，
，它确实含有咖啡因，
，他一直都很亢奋。
他以为那是奶昔，
所以他偷偷溜进了婴儿车的顶部
我拿着饮料的地方
并开始喝它。
我不知道为什么我
没有注意到他有它。
我从他那里得到的，然后
之后他就被淘汰了。
- 咖啡因是一种睡眠
治疗多动症儿童的药丸。
- 是的。
咖啡因会让人昏倒
显然，多动症的孩子。
所以他睡得像个婴儿。
剩下的我都有了
无论我们在做什么，
就是完全安静。
我很震惊。
这是凯拉的所有包，并且
我把她的名字写在所有东西上
，就像我是个好妈妈一样。
因为我不知道如果每个人都有一个手提箱，他们将如何
区分他们
而且没有名字。
看来她有她的家臣了。
干得好，凯拉。
她完全变了
穿上舒适的衣服。
- 是的，因为另一个
衣服有点，嗯。
这些就像睡衣。
因为我意识到我们要去
在两个小时的旅行中。
哈利真的很兴奋，
他对此一无所知。
- [康妮] 噢，嗨。
- [凯拉] 就像天哪
天哪，她正在视频博客 -
- [Connie] 那么什么是
你会最想念吗？
你的狗还是你的手机？
狗多了，狗多了。
在这两个选项中，狗。
家人、家人或狗狗。
狗狗可以成为家庭的一员吗？
- [Connie] 好吧，如果有三个选择，
你会错过哪三件事？
- 哦，我得到了三个。
- [Connie] 三，不要选订单。
- 家人、狗狗和电话。
- [泰勒] 按照这个顺序。
- 她说不要挑选订单。
- [康妮]我说就选吧。
挑选订单是不公平的。
这让你听起来很刻薄。
而且我不被允许拥有我的手机。
- [康妮] 是的，电话再见。
- 等等，让我跟那些讨厌的人说再见。
- [康妮]你得跟我说再见了。
好吧，但我可以说再见了
在你的右边，
，但我不能对他们说。
- [康妮]她要去监狱了。
没有电话。
- 这不是监狱，天哪
这不是监狱。
- [康妮] 你怎么样
持续整个星期？
- 这是一个天堂！
- [康妮]我打赌
她回家后第一件事就是跑去，
她会从我和爸爸身边跑过去，
然后走，我的在哪里
电话，我的电话在哪里。
- 不，我要去--
- 她会全力以赴，好时，
哈利，我的手机呢>
- 小狗！
- 电话通常是最后一个
我想到的事情，好吧，
，但一旦我拥有它，我就永远不会停止。
- [康妮]我们得走了，伙计。
- 所以你带来了
狗也和你在一起吗？
- [凯拉] 是的。
- [康妮]我希望。
- 我也是。
- [康妮]因为我们非常爱他们，
我们希望他们和她在一起。
- 是的。
- [凯拉]这个手提箱。
- 凯拉，你将会有
船舱里到处都是粪便。
- [凯拉] 然后--
- [康妮] 他们会被吃掉。
它们将成为食物。
- 哦，是的，他们将是
走出小屋的人
并被--
-[康妮]浣熊吃掉。
- 是的，是狐狸之类的。
- [肖恩] 不，是一只松鼠。
- [泰勒] 是的，由
某物的松鼠。
（笑）
- [康妮] 是的，松鼠诱饵。
好吧，我们最好出发了。
拿起你的包，女孩。
- 我们走吧。
我们走吧。
- 你对我的活页夹做了什么？
有人把它放进我的背包里。
- 好时，你不是
去卡塔利娜，来吧。
- [Shawn]我知道那个手提箱意味着什么，
这意味着你们要离开我了。
- [康妮]哈利在哪里？
- 他在里面。
- [肖恩]他没有离开。
- 哈利没有离开
除非你把他们叫出来。
（康妮唱歌）
- [康妮]再见凯拉，
我们会想念你的。
- 废话，废话，废话。
- [康妮] 加载。
- 坚持住，坚持住。
我需要回到房子
并获取我的Catalina活页夹。
我得回家了。
再见，小狗们，我已经想念你们了。
爱你们，宝贝们。
你甚至不知道。
你甚至不会知道，直到
我已经离开五天了
- [康妮]他们可能会哭。
- [Kalyla] 我知道，这些小宝贝。
- [康妮]嗨。
妈妈，您还有请客。
- 哦，你说请客，
现在哈利很兴奋。
- [康妮]哦，我会回来的，别担心。
- [肖恩]我知道这个词。
（原声音乐）
- [Connie] 你要坐公共汽车吗？
- （笑）是的，我们会的
坐公交车一个小时。
然后我们会停在一个港口，
然后我们要坐渡轮，
然后又要一个小时，
然后我不知道会发生什么
之后我们要做的就是
- [康妮]我想知道是否
大家都知道什么是渡轮吗？
- 我愿意，就这么小
彼得潘的飞行物 -
- [Kayla] 是的，我们是
会骑小叮当。
- 带着仙尘。
- [康妮]他们带仙女过去--
- 我们要骑小叮当过去。
- [泰勒] 这就是我
以前以为有渡轮。
- [康妮] 你正在骑行
小叮当上岛了吗？
- 实际上这是一艘船
你用来运输过来。
我不知道为什么
不过，可以称其为渡轮，
或与船不同的东西。
你知道吗？
我只知道这是一艘船？
- [康妮]我不知道。
这只是一艘小船，是假的。
- 我们正在乘坐玩具船。
- [康妮] 是的，所以你会
乘坐小叮当
飞到岛上，
大约两三个小时？
- 是的。
- 我认为他们应该
让他们通过在那里划独木舟来赢得这次旅行
。
为什么他们要坐船？
他们应该喜欢划船。
- 我们一到那里就可以做。
- [肖恩] 才 15 岁左右
英里，不会花那么长时间。
- [康妮]我希望我能去。
- 嗯，你以前来过。
- [康妮]整整一周都没有！
- 你走了多长时间？
- [康妮]我不知道，比如周末。
- [肖恩] 三天左右
或者类似的事情，
两三天。
- 我很兴奋，因为我已经
从来没有去过卡塔利娜。
泰勒明年就去。
今年他去了--
- [康妮] 他们让
这样我们就不能去
了，因为我们还有一个孩子。
- 这很烦人。
- [康妮] 这是骗局。
他们就像，父母不能玩得开心。
我们必须将其分解，以便
除了孩子，没有人可以去。
- 是的。
- [康妮] 所有公交车都到了。
啊，它们真是色彩缤纷。
我从未见过如此色彩缤纷的巴士。
太棒了。
- [凯拉] 一个是女孩
巴士，其中一个是男孩巴士。
- [康妮] 你甚至不会
穿着那些大黄色的衣服之一
那些，他们很奇特。
- 是的，我们有高质量的巴士。
- [泰勒]我也明白了。
- [康妮] 他们有吗
公交车内有卫生间吗？
- 我不知道。
- 可能。
我们会失去我们的孩子。
- [凯拉] 天啊。
- [泰勒]她不是婴儿，她是——
- 我真的很兴奋，好吗？
我很高兴你离开了。
（笑）
少一个需要担心的孩子
大约整整一周。
她可以离开两个人吗？
（笑）
开玩笑。
- 我准备离开。
- [康妮]肖恩还没醒。
- 不，我想...
- 我可以偷偷上公共汽车吗？
我好累。
- [康妮]哦，你是
会毁了你自己。
- 我明白了。
我做到了。
- [康妮]你看起来很紧凑。
我想您已经拨通了。
- 我收到了。
- 呃，不是亲吻。
- 不是亲吻？
- 不是亲吻。
- 哇！
- 呃，不是亲吻。
（肖恩笑）
- [康妮]再见凯拉！
看起来每个人都是
在公交车上排队。
玩得开心！
- [泰勒]再见！
- [康妮]再见！
- 再见！
她有零食吗？
- [康妮] 她走了。
你伤心吗？
- 不。
（康妮笑）
- [康妮]爸爸在检查
以确保她的安全。
- 我要开车去。
- 我也是。
是时候去星巴克了（笑）
他把我们锁在门外，你是认真的吗？
他怎么敢？
- [泰勒]爸爸！
- 他被解雇了，我正在拿到那些钥匙。
- [泰勒]爸爸！
- 我把他锁在屋外。
好吧，就是这样，她走了。
- 永远。
- 不是永远。
她刚刚离开五天。
我们要怎么过？
嗯，我们制作了一些额外的视频，
所以您可能根本不会注意到
她已经离开了。
然后男孩们
要做几个视频。
是的，你们可能根本看不到我。
我会和凯拉一起度个小假期，
（笑）。
我们拭目以待，看看接下来会发生什么。
但现在我们要去星巴克。
泰勒坐在后面。
- 嗨。
- 看看他。
他就像一个小视频轰炸机。
（泰勒疯狂地大笑）
- [康妮]再见，再见。
后面的是他们吗？
- [肖恩] 他们在
第一趟巴士，所以...
- 好吧，所以我们有一辆
孩子走了，还有一个要走。
- 回到正常的日常生活。
- 是的，所以我们得到了我们的
一点点星巴克。
- 我下周就要走了。
- 是的，所以这将是泰勒的
下周轮到，所以...
- 但我仍然会在这里
周一，周二...
- 我们可以在一起整整一周。
- [肖恩和康妮] 耶！
- 耶
- 他们会做一些父亲
我想还有太阳视频。
- 是的。
- 会很有趣的。
那么你准备好回学校了吗？
- 是的。
- 好吧。
- 让我们开始吧。
- 我们稍后再见。
- 点击“赞”按钮，点击
那个订阅按钮...
- [一起]下次再见，再见。
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重点词汇
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compact /ˈkɒmpækt/ B1 |
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dialed /ˈdaɪəld/ B2 |
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excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2 |
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nervous /ˈnɜːrvəs/ A2 |
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disease /dɪˈziːz/ B1 |
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bonding /ˈbɒndɪŋ/ B1 |
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bioluminescence /ˌbaɪoʊluːmɪˈnɛsəns/ C1 |
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unerving /ʌnˈnɜːrvɪŋ/ B2 |
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super /ˈsuːpər/ A2 |
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potty /ˈpɒti/ A1 |
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ornery /ˈɔːrnəri/ B1 |
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bruised /bruːzd/ A2 |
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cringey /ˈkrɪndʒi/ B1 |
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scraggly /ˈskræɡli/ B2 |
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retainers /rɪˈteɪnərz/ B1 |
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vlog /vlɒɡ/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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I'm nerve-cited.
➔ 『紧张』和『兴奋』的混合词
➔ 『nerve-cited』是『nervous』（紧张）和『excited』（兴奋）的混合词，表示情感的交织。
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Why would you be nervous?
➔ 用 'why' 构成的间接疑问句
➔ 这句话用 'why' 构成间接疑问句，更加礼貌和对话化。
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You're not gonna look like a cavewoman.
➔ 缩写（『gonna』）和否定
➔ 『gonna』是『going to』的缩写，句子包含『not』的否定。
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It's gonna be super hot.
➔ 用 'gonna' 表示将来时
➔ 这个短语用 'gonna' 表示将来时，语气较为随意。
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I wish I was going.
➔ 用 'was' 表示过去虚拟语气
➔ 过去虚拟语气 'was' 用于愿望或假设情况。
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They should have to like row.
➔ 情态动词 'should' 与原形动词
➔ 情态动词 'should' 表示意见或建议，后接原形动词 'to row'。
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We're gonna be together for a whole week.
➔ 用 'gonna' 表示将来时
➔ 这个短语用 'gonna' 表示将来时，语气较为随意。
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It'll be fun.
➔ 将来时缩写（『it'll』)
➔ 『it'll』是『it will』的缩写，用于表示将来时。
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Until next time, bye.
➔ 介词短语（『until next time』)
➔ 介词短语『until next time』表示将来的时间点。
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