[suspenseful music]
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Alright, everything's back in order now, after Hurricane Bootsy blew this place to bits.
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That wasn't even funny!
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- Here's your table.
- Ah!
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Where'd you come from?
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- I've been here, I've been helping you clean up.
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- Oh right, thanks.
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- Well, I gotta go.
01:04
- Oh come on, let's uh, play another game.
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- I gotta go, uh... wash my hair...
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Oh come on, just one more game!
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- They made a game based on Full House? How's that possible?
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Board James: Because anything popular can be immortalized in cardboard, I don't know!
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It was made by Tiger, the same company that made the handheld electronic version of Full House.
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For some reason, Full House was such a big show.
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Remember every Friday night? If you weren't going to the video store to rent a movie,
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you and your family would be stting around the living room watching TGIF.
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The TV marathon with Full House, Family Matters...
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- Perfect Strangers, Step By Step.
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- Yeah, you remember TGIF. Yeah.
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Bad Luck Bootsy: (singing) Friday Night, and the mood is right...
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[applause]
Gonna have some fun, show you how it's done, TGIF!
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Board James: Oh come on, Bootsy, how can you just barge into somebody's house like that?
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- Don't you ever knock?
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I looked in the window to make sure no one was in their underwear. [canned laughter]
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Both: He sucks his own dick. [canned laughter]
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[video game spring sounds]
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Board James: The object of the game is to drive around town looking for all the 6 members of the family and bring them back home.
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They might be at the movie theater, the mall, the school...
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It's like a collection of all the different places from your childhood.
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Roll a die, move your car, and when you land on a place, you draw one card.
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When you find Danny, Jesse, D.J., Stephanie, Michelle, and Becky and the Twins...
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You bring them back to the house, so it's a full hand of cards.
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- Like a Full House!
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- Yeah, it's a fucking Full House!
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- That's so stupid...
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Board James: If you land on a Joey Joke space, you draw a Joey Joke card...
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You tell the joke and then you get an extra turn.
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- Why do we have to tell the joke? Can't I just take the extra turn?
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- 'Cause that's how the game's played, it says...
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"As a reward for your joke, you immediately get another turn."
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"I was pretty crazy in the 70's, now I can get crazy at any temperature."
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Board James: To say, these jokes are not funny at all..
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"I love working in television, but they're getting so small and the wires get in the way."
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- [laughing] Oh my God, you gotta be kidding me.
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Board James: "My dad had good advice when I was a kid, I'd get real crazy at times,
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"and he said 'Don't get carried away, you'll have to walk back.'"
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Bad Luck Bootsy: [strange noises]
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Aah, what do you know, another one.
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"My mom is such a bad cook, we'd say grace after dinner!" [laughs]
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What do you know? Can't help but keep landing on these joke spaces.
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"I got fired from my factory job, my boss didn't like me coming in late, I told him I was trying to cut down on my mistakes."
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- I don't remember jokes from the show ever being this bad.
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Whatever happened to the humor from the show?
What about...
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"Is it made of wood?"
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- "You got it, dude!"
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- "You're in big trouble, mister!"
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- "Not the haiiir."
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- "Will you stifle yourself, heh?"
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- Enough! Enough! I can't take the laugh tracks anymore!
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Alright, well, you wanna play another game? Keeping in tradition with the TGIF marathon...
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MotherFucker Mike: TGIF? Dinosaurs isn't a show I think about when I think of TGIF.
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Oh, they changed the schedule a bunch of times, but it was on there!
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- Yeah, on there for like 2 minutes.
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- Aaah, I've never even watched it.
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- Well, fuck you guys then.
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Here's one that everybody knows!
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Steve Urkel from Family Matters in Do The Urkel!
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Everybody knows Urkel, he was my hero, I looked up to Urkel!
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- That's because you're such a nerd.
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Board James: The object of the game is to be the first player to collect eight halves of bowtie cards to make four bowties.
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MotherFucker Mike: Bowties? Why do you got to collect bowties?
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Board James: Because Urkel wears bowties.
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- Why isn't it cheese or anything?
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- I don't know guys, can we just play the fucking game!?
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To get bowties, you set them up in this 4-sided tray and roll the die.
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You take whichever bowtie the arrows are facing.
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Turn them around and you might have to perform an action.
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- "Laugh and Snort", Can't I just take it?
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Do I really have to laugh and snort?
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- You gotta do it, that's how you play the game.
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Heeheeheeheehee! [snorts]
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Bad Luck Bootsy: "Sing the Urkel Song"?
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I don't know the words, how does that go?
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Board James: It's in the box, sing it.
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Bad Luck Bootsy: [rapping] Now if you wanna do the Steve Urkel dance,
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all you have to do is hitch up your pants,
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bend your knees and stick out your pelvis,
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I'm telling you, baby, it's better than Elvis!
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Board James: "Imitate Urkel."
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[imitating Urkel] "Anybody got any cheese?"
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Bad Luck Bootsy: "Hike up your pants?"
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- Hike up the damn pants.
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- You have to do it! We're playing by the rules, hike 'em up!
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- Hike those pants up!
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Gotta hike up the pants. Hike up the pants!
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Bad Luck Bootsy: Another one!?
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MotherFucker Mike: Up, up, up, up...
Board James: Hike up your pants! You cunt face fucking shithead, fuckface!
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Asshole! Bitch fucking shithead fuckface!
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Bad Luck Bootsy: [high-pitched groaning]
Board James: Yeah, oh, oh God, ahh...
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Board James: If you get a Do the Urkel card, you can play it against another player and make them do the Urkel.
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You gotta do the Urkel.
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- So I have to dance?
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Board James: Not exactly, according to these instructions, you're supposed to put on this Steve Urkel finger puppet...
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...and dance your fingers around on these numbered spaces.
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That's not all, you're also supposed to wear these cardboard glasses, so that you can't see anything.
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- You like these glasses, don't ya?
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- No, they wouldn't.
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Instructions say, you stop dancing at any time, look at the numbered area that each finger is touching...
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..Take the higher of the two numbers and return that number of bowtie cards to the bottom of the deck.
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Bad Luck Bootsy: Eh, heh! This is great, lemme try that, lemme try that!
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I don't know where I'm going, I'm dancin' now, I'm dancin'
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Board James: No, no, no, watch it, watch it!
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What's going on? I can't see! I'm blind!
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I can't see! I can't see!
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Help me! I can't see!
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- I can't stand the laughter, why, God, does it keep laughing...
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STOP! I can't take any more!
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Why is it all have got to be laugh, laugh! Laugh! Tell me when to laugh! Ha ha ha! HA HA!
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Tell me when to laugh! [maniacal laughter]
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- James, James, James, James, what's the matter, what's the matter?
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- Yeah, James. If something's bothering you, you can tell us.
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- I, uh.. just don't know what the point of all the laughter is.
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- I know how you feel, but...
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laughter is a big part of human nature.
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- Hearing laughter creates the illusion that...
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..other people are there.
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- It makes you feel like you're a part of a group.
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- Without it, you feel alone...
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..you don't like feeling alone, right?
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- I'm not alone, I have friends.
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- You don't have any friends.
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- You don't need to pretend...
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It's okay not to have any friends.
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- Hey! Stop touching my balls!
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Hey, where'd all the balls go, you have all the-
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You guys are my friends, guys? Guys!?
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Caption credits:
Raihan A. (BluB0x)
Format
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