- Don't want any more meatballs!
00:02
Alright, so I've had this idea.
00:04
I love meatballs, and I love Ikea,
00:05
so what I'm going to do, I'm going to go
00:07
to every single Ikea and
eat meatballs in every one.
00:09
This is gonna be awesome.
00:15
So there's like two up
in Scotland, we're gonna
00:16
go to Wales, there's England,
there's like 20 Ikeas.
00:17
We're gonna go to every single one
00:21
and we're gonna eat their meatballs.
00:23
This is gonna be (laughs).
00:24
I really want to do this thing.
00:26
What we are gonna do is we are gonna go
00:27
to Ikea, eat the
meatballs, I mean I've got
00:29
to buy my supplies, you know
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00:31
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00:44
Shh, can you hear that?
00:46
Moon?
00:49
There's someone in my house.
00:52
Hello?
00:56
I can't see anyone.
01:00
So obviously I'm in Ikea
already, I'm in Glasgow.
01:02
I've gone up to Scotland, and I'm
01:04
at the highest Ikea there
is, we're starting here.
01:06
I'm only allowed to buy supplies
from the shop, from here,
01:08
so like they've got Swedish
stuff, haven't they?
01:12
Neighbour.
01:19
We've got 72 hours, 20 Ikeas.
01:22
Let's go.
01:28
- [Moon] Aww, lovely cup of tea.
01:30
- Making some breakfast.
01:32
- [Moon] Beautiful.
01:34
Thomas I'm not just pretending,
01:37
I really want a cup of tea.
01:38
- We're in Ikea.
01:41
- [Moon] Go and get some then.
01:42
Just get some and you come back then.
01:44
This is my new bed I've
bought, I've just moved house.
01:59
Got a picture of my mother and my father,
02:01
here, looking over each
shoulder, looking down on me.
02:03
This is where I keep my cycling shoes,
02:07
summer shoes, my salsa shoes.
02:09
- [Moon] Your salsa shoes?
02:12
- Yeah, salsa.
02:15
(salsa music)
02:16
A fan sent me these.
02:20
Y'know, being an awesome
Youtube celebrity star,
02:21
it's really difficult, you know?
02:24
Because you've always gotta
have your hair looking perfect,
02:25
your beard just trimmed to perfection,
02:28
all this hard work and dedication,
it's just for the fans.
02:31
- [Moon] Open up.
02:38
Thomas come on.
02:41
Come out now, Thomas.
02:42
- I want that toy. I want it.
02:44
- [Moon] You don't get
it and now come out.
02:47
Thomas step outside.
02:49
It's embarrassing.
02:51
Thomas that's ridiculous.
02:53
No, get out.
02:55
- I just got out of there alive,
02:58
we got into like the marketplace,
Moon just saw candles,
03:00
she just went insane,
I tried talking to her
03:03
and telling her to calm down, but she
03:05
just looked straight through me.
03:07
It weren't Moon anymore, she was just
03:08
this candle-hungry machine.
03:10
I had to get away, I had to get away.
03:12
No more messing around
now, let's go get supplies
03:27
and eat some meatballs.
03:30
- [Moon] What are you getting then?
03:33
- Ikea biscuits, these ones
have got onion, these look nice.
03:34
- [Moon] Thomas
03:40
Swedish fish, Daim bars, crisps.
03:42
- [Moon] Thomas, Thomas,
03:47
you need to get some proper food as well.
03:47
- It's gonna be three days, isn't it?
03:49
- [Moon] Yeah come on, let's
get some proper food as well.
03:51
- And these as well, though?
03:53
- [Moon] You can, yeah.
03:54
Get some bread, Knackebrod.
03:55
- That's bread?
03:58
- [Moon] Yeah.
03:59
It's going to last you
a while, not get yeah
04:00
- And this?
04:03
- [Moon] Yeah.
04:04
- They've just got these
concoctions of drinks
04:06
you can squeezy things, let's
get one of every flavour.
04:08
- [Moon] I had them when I were little.
04:11
- That's drinks sorted, we
just need something good,
04:13
you know what I mean?
04:15
- [Moon] No no no, that's enough now.
04:21
- Let's go get some meatballs, I'm hungry.
04:23
- [Moon] Alright first
meatballs, let's go.
04:26
- Oy, oy.
04:28
- [Moon] Look at him,
waiting for his meatballs.
04:35
Pathetic.
04:39
Look he's picking up a tray.
04:41
- Meatballs.
04:47
- [Moon] Ooh what's that?
04:49
- Nothing
04:51
- [Moon] What is it?
04:53
- Nothing, what you want?
04:54
Meatablls.
04:55
- [Moon] No you had it
here, what cake was it?
04:56
- I didn't get a cake.
04:58
Mm, oh.
05:05
They ask you if you want jam with it,
05:07
why would you have jam with it?
05:09
- [Moon] That's a thing, I think.
05:11
So what we're doing is we're
starting at the very top,
05:12
we're in Glasgow, we're
gonna go over to Edinburgh,
05:14
and that's like the only two up here.
05:16
We've got to drive like
three hours out of the way
05:19
just to come here, so today's
gonna be mostly driving.
05:20
But then the other two days are
05:23
gonna be mostly in Ikea, isn't it?
05:24
- [Moon] Yeah.
05:26
- We got a lot of driving.
05:27
72 hours of eating
meatballs, best video ever.
05:28
And that cake's mine, that cake's mine.
05:32
One down, 19 to go.
05:35
Glasgow Ikea, off to Edinburgh we go.
05:37
Let's do this
05:41
- [Moon] Customer returns,
I have to bring you back.
05:41
- Return the customer?
05:44
- [Moon] Go back, I'm not satisfied.
05:45
- Return the actual customer?
05:47
- [Moon] Yeah bye.
05:48
Finally, let's go, I've got the keys.
05:52
(hip hop music)
05:56
- Bring me more meatballs, I'm ready.
06:23
After like an hour drive
06:24
- [Moon] Edinburgh, Edinburgh, Edinburgh.
06:26
He really can't wait,
he's even running up.
06:31
He's running.
06:34
- Edinburgh meatballs.
06:36
- [Moon] Still excited?
06:37
- Oh yes, this one didn't come with peas,
06:38
it comes with peas in Glasgow.
06:40
Those are chips.
06:43
We've got to eat these
quick, we've gotta get
06:45
down to Newcastle, then over
to Leeds before it shuts,
06:46
so I'm gonna eat these
as fast as I can, and go.
06:49
That's really nice, oh Sweden,
oh your snacks are the best.
07:03
Mmm.
07:13
We've not got much time, let's go.
07:14
Hey, it's mine.
07:21
So now we're on our way to
Newcastle now, from Edinburgh,
07:22
it's like two and a half hour journey,
07:25
we've still got an hour and a half to go.
07:27
It's getting dark, and then
it's an hour and 45 minutes
07:28
from there to Leeds, we've
gotta get there and eat
07:31
before it shuts at 9 o'clock,
and then I get more meatballs.
07:33
It's the Angel of the North
thing, it's that big thing
07:40
in Newcastle, this cost us
10 minutes, come on let's go.
07:44
- [Moon] ♪ Angel of the North ♪
07:51
- We're at the Newcastle Ikea now,
07:57
we're literally behind
schedule, should already
07:58
be setting off from here to
Leeds, we hit a bit of traffic.
08:00
So what we're gonna do, we're
gonna have to quickly run in.
08:02
- [Moon] Quick, quick,
quick, get meatballs.
08:04
Get them meatballs.
08:05
- And then get going, come on.
08:06
- [Moon] Quick.
08:07
- Newcastle meatballs, taste good.
08:09
They all taste the same, it's
just I don't get peas again.
08:12
I mean meatballs are
meatballs, I'm not picky.
08:16
Food is food.
08:19
Right, that was beautiful,
love their meatballs.
08:21
I'm still hungry though, I want more,
08:23
so I think we can get one
more in today before it shuts.
08:24
We've got to get to Leeds,
one hour and 42 from here.
08:27
Come on, we can do this,
we're nearly there.
08:30
- [Moon] Jeez
08:33
- Nearly there.
08:37
- [Moon] I hope we can make it.
08:38
Go go go go.
08:41
Quick, quick, quick,
quick, quick, quick, quick.
08:44
There's hardly any people.
08:46
- Okay, let's try meatballs
from Leeds, shall we?
08:53
And no peas again, where's my peas?
08:57
I want my peas.
09:00
This is the last meal of the day, so I've
09:02
got to make the most of it.
09:04
- [Moon] You can get two
portions if you want.
09:07
- Can't believe we just made that in time.
09:14
- [Moon] I bet you had last
meatballs, you had the very
09:15
- They tasted a bit dry.
09:19
So we're on our way to
Warrington right now,
09:21
which is 53 minutes away.
09:23
We'll, uh, film some stuff
09:26
when we pull over, keep you updated
09:27
- [Moon] And I hope we get
peas, we get peas there.
09:28
- We'll find a quite place.
09:30
- [Moon] No, peas.
09:31
Peas with them.
09:33
- Oh, peas, I thought you said "peace".
09:34
It's time to get snuggly.
09:39
- [Moon] That looks cosy.
09:49
- So we've just pulled over
by the side of the road,
09:51
we're like just 'round the
corner from the next Ikea,
09:52
The one that we're going to
first thing in the morning.
09:54
It's like, I think we're near some trees.
09:56
It's pretty spooky, to be honest.
09:58
So what we're gonna do is
just spend the night here
10:00
and then we can wake up
first thing in the morning
10:03
when Ikea opens, and then we
can be the first ones there.
10:05
We're like one of them weirdos that stand
10:11
outside the shop waiting for it to open,
10:12
it's gonna be us (laughs).
10:15
I'm looking forward to
eating lots of meatballs.
10:19
I'm not looking forward
to all the driving,
10:23
but the meatballs is
what's keeping me going.
10:25
Meatballs.
10:31
- [Moon] Night.
10:33
- I'm not tired either.
10:42
- [Moon] Not really and I've
still got the camera going
10:43
- Alright, so I've got
these headphones on,
10:46
speech cancelling headphones,
there's like loads of
10:48
cards over here, and Moon picked
one and she like reads it.
10:52
- [Moon] That loose tooth
was about to fall out.
10:57
- That goose was about to pout.
11:01
That loose.
11:05
- [Moon] Yeah, yeah go on
11:05
- Goose.
11:07
[Moon] Fall out.
11:08
- To for
11:12
- [Moon] No I'm not playing this anymore
11:13
- No come on Moon.
11:15
- [Moon] No, I'm not, no.
11:16
No it got on my nerves, I can't.
11:17
- Goes on your
11:19
- [Moon] Oh no, no I'm not playing.
11:20
- [Robot Voice] Knackebrod.
11:22
- Yeah, this isn't bread.
11:24
- [Moon] Knackebrod.
11:27
- It's solid.
11:29
- [Moon] Don't, it's crumbling.
11:30
Look it's got that hole
in the middle you know
11:32
the knights when swords
fight and stuff, they,
11:34
yeah they can look through it.
11:37
They can eat and look through
it and have the enemy,
11:38
see the enemy while they're eating.
11:41
- Didn't you used to play music on these?
11:43
- [Moon] That's vinyls, Thomas.
11:45
It's nice with cream cheese and stuff.
11:53
You're reading?
11:57
- Yeah, I always read.
12:00
- [Moon] You never read,
what are you reading?
12:01
- I'm always reading.
12:03
- [Moon] What's that?
12:07
The practical boat owner
12:08
You don't even own a dinghy.
12:12
Go!
12:13
- Found him.
12:16
There.
12:19
- [Moon] No way
12:21
Why're you so quick?
12:22
There it is, there it is.
12:26
- We're here.
12:28
Alright, so we're here
now, we're at the Ikea,
12:29
but me and Moon have found
like a little secret,
12:30
a little tip, how to get food faster,
12:32
so let me just show you, it's what
12:34
we're gonna have to do from now on.
12:35
So instead of going
through the normal entrance
12:37
and going around the
whole place to the cafe,
12:38
you go into the Customer Returns area.
12:40
From there, you just
kind of turn to the side
12:42
and there's like a takeaway area,
12:44
so we're gonna get takeaway meatballs,
12:45
eat them in the car, instead
of going in through it, eh?
12:47
Look at this, you get
it in like a little pot.
12:51
You got your sauce on and everything.
12:53
I'm starving, I'm just not in the mood
12:56
for meatballs, y'know?
12:57
We had 'em all day yesterday.
12:58
That were a lot quicker, weren't it?
13:00
Going through there rather than going
13:01
to the proper cafeteria.
13:02
- [Moon] A lot better, yeah.
13:03
- We have to do that all the time now.
13:04
It's the first meatball of
the day, we're on our way
13:05
to Thameside now, which
is 41 minutes away.
13:08
Shut up, I'm recording.
13:12
Shut up.
13:14
- [Moon] Please make a U-turn.
13:16
- Ikea, and I've been saying
Thameside all this time,
13:19
and I think it's not.
13:22
- [Moon] And Warrington.
13:23
No it's Ashton-upon-Lyme.
13:24
Ashton Kutcher upon the lime.
13:28
Come on, quick
13:39
we're running out of time,
13:40
or we can't make it.
13:41
- Makes my tummy hurt
eating while running.
13:44
I can't, go without me.
13:46
- [Moon] No, come on, no I'm not joking,
13:48
there's really no time.
13:50
- Alright, off to the
hometown now, Sheffield.
13:53
We're an hour and seven minutes away.
13:58
- [Moon] I need a wee wee.
14:00
- You're joking.
14:03
- [Moon] No, I really
urgently need a wee wee.
14:04
- You should have gone in there.
14:06
- [Moon] Yeah but you
hurried, you rushed me.
14:07
- You haven't got time, we gotta go.
14:09
- [Moon] Jesus christ.
14:14
- Ikea, we made it, again.
14:23
Can't believe a tyre popped.
14:28
I think we need to come
pick a spare one up while
14:29
we're near home, just in case.
14:31
Oh, I was waiting for that door to open.
14:32
Look, look, peas.
14:39
The downstairs didn't have meatballs,
14:41
so we had to come up and
get them in the cafeteria,
14:42
so we wasted some more
time, it's not like we're
14:44
in a rush, you know?
14:47
So I'm gonna have to eat
this as quick as we can.
14:48
Moon's gonna have to help me, aren't ya?
14:50
- [Moon] Oh yeah
14:51
I did not even need to help.
14:53
- Let's go.
14:55
New spare tyre, we're good to go.
14:56
It's getting dark.
15:00
43 minutes to Nottingham
now, and we've still got
15:01
three more after that?
15:04
- [Moon] Yeah.
15:05
Two or three I can't tell.
15:06
- Nottingham, we're in
Nottingham, so tired,
15:10
it's getting dark, we've lost so much time
15:13
'cause of that tyre.
15:14
Just gonna go in, get it quick,
15:16
go sit in the car, eat it, and then
15:17
straight off to Birmingham.
15:18
I didn't even get a
fork, I had to get this
15:21
thing that you stir cups of tea with,
15:24
and had to snap it, and use the pokey end.
15:26
Getting worse.
15:30
Alright, so we're at
the Birmingham Ikea now,
15:31
literally we've got like two
hours to get three Ikeas.
15:33
We've got not a lot of time at all to go.
15:36
I don't know why we're still
here talking, let's go.
15:39
Coventry, here we come, 37 minutes.
15:52
Ikea number six for today.
15:59
- [Moon] Massive that, isn't it?
16:02
- It's just full of meatballs this time,
16:06
it ain't got that weird stuff.
16:07
Coventry.
16:09
I've got an hour and ten
minutes 'til the next
16:11
one closes, and it takes
us an hour to get there.
16:11
- [Moon] Quick.
16:14
- Why are we always rushing
now, it's that flat tyre,
16:15
has messed us up, come on.
16:17
We couldn't film it,
the time was too tight.
16:19
Seriously, but we're just
coming out Milton Keynes now,
16:23
I've got my final meatballs,
with like two minutes left.
16:25
Final one of the day,
what we're gonna do now
16:28
is we're gonna drive to Cardiff in Wales,
16:30
sleep there like we did last
night, just sleep in the car.
16:32
Just typed into the satnav,
we've got two hours 42 minutes,
16:35
gonna get there at exactly
12 o'clock midnight.
16:38
So we're just a few
miles away from Cardiff,
16:48
we're in Wales, we're
pulled over in a carpark.
16:50
We're both too tired to do anything,
16:54
we're just gonna go straight to sleep.
16:56
It was too dangerous to drive any further,
16:58
we're not too far away.
17:00
I'm aching everywhere, my back's aching
17:02
and my legs from so much driving.
17:04
I just can't see meatballs anymore,
17:05
two days of meatballs
and still got another
17:08
day of meatballs, I don't
want any more meatballs.
17:10
- [Moon] Can we just go to sleep please?
17:13
I don't want to film anymore.
17:15
- Go on then, let's go to sleep.
17:16
Ikea Cardiff
17:23
- [Moon] Mynedfa
17:25
- Mynedfa, well that's the way in I think.
17:26
Where's the mynedfa?
17:30
I got mash with this one, look at this.
17:31
- [Moon] Can we stop filming?
It's always the same anyway.
17:34
- I gotta film or there's
no point in doing it,
17:37
I just came in and we've come here,
17:40
'cause I just want to sit on
a chair that's not a carseat.
17:42
- [Moon] No I just want to sleep.
17:43
- You? You kept me up snoring all night.
17:44
- [Moon] You think you
didn't when I was asleep?
17:47
You stink.
17:50
You really smell.
17:52
You smell.
17:53
- Yeah you do.
17:55
- [Moon] I can't smell
myself, I can smell you.
17:56
- 58 minutes, Bristol, here we come.
17:58
The last meatballs I will ever
eat will be Ikea meatballs.
18:01
Bristol, I'm in Bristol.
18:05
They don't trust you with
real plates in Bristol.
18:11
Plastic.
18:15
I needed vegetables, I
needed to feel a bit healthy.
18:16
We got trapped inside there, only way out
18:21
was to go 'round the whole thing,
18:24
but anyway we've got one hour 47 minutes
18:25
to Southampton, now it's
gonna be a long journey.
18:27
This is the longest one of the day.
18:29
- [Moon] We're here.
18:32
♪ Ikea Southampton. ♪
18:33
Left, going left.
18:40
Left .
18:43
- I can't see any more
Ikeas, they're all the same.
18:45
In the Southampton Ikea, we've got lost.
18:53
There's four floors,
couldn't find the restaurant,
18:55
took us ages, but anyway
we're finally here.
18:57
Look at this, look at that.
18:59
Keeps it warm, that's posh.
19:01
That's posh, isn't it?
19:03
- [Moon] Where are we off to next?
19:05
- Next we're going to
Redding, one hour 5 minutes,
19:07
I'm telling you now, 'cause
I'm going to eat this,
19:09
I'm going to smash this down, and then
19:11
we're going straight to the next one.
19:13
Bon appétit.
19:17
Redding Ikea.
19:18
From now on, the last
four are all in London.
19:23
- [Moon] Wembley, Wembley
19:26
The traffic was horrendous.
19:29
London, you have to do
something about that.
19:30
- Wembley Stadium, Ikea, meatballs.
19:35
Next one.
19:44
Traffic is so bad, honestly, this is fast
19:46
compared to what it has been.
19:49
I've got a headache, my
eyes hurt, I'm stretched,
19:50
I just don't want to do this,
19:52
but we've got three left.
19:54
We just run in, we grab the meatballs,
19:56
we run out, we show it's Tottenham,
19:57
and then I eat the meatball.
19:59
We gotta do this quick.
20:02
Ikea, what is this one?
20:03
- [Moon] I don't know,
I've lost the thingy.
20:05
West Thurrock.
20:09
- Is that it? How did you remember that?
20:11
- [Moon] I don't know.
20:13
- Thought it were West Thurrock.
20:18
- [Moon] Yeah, I think it's Lakeside.
20:19
- It's Lakeside.
20:21
Oh, there's that thing there.
20:22
- [Moon] Eiffel tower, look.
20:23
- I didn't know we drove that far.
20:25
- [Moon] Come on we need
to go last one or it shuts.
20:27
Quick.
20:29
- Last one.
20:30
Here it is, apparently
the biggest in the UK,
20:32
and for me, it's the best one
because it's the last one.
20:34
- [Moon] Last one.
20:38
- We're literally, the
restaurant was closing,
20:39
we just made it in time, again.
20:41
Three days in a row, so the final one.
20:43
- [Moon] Last one.
20:47
It's so cold I'm shaking.
20:51
Oh Thomas
20:53
Thomas
20:55
It were 20 weren't it?
20:56
Wasn't there one on that island?
20:58
There's one on an island or
something you said we need to go
21:00
- There's one left?
21:04
- [Moon] Yeah.
21:05
It's not even the last one.
21:06
- Where is it?
21:08
- [Moon] It's an isle,
island, isle, I don't know.
21:09
- Isle of Man?
21:12
- [Moon] Yeah, I think, yeah Isle of Man.
21:13
Is it an island?
21:15
You said it's, we need a ferry.
21:17
- Isle of Man's off of the UK.
21:19
- [Moon] Yeah you said we need a ferry.
21:20
- It counts as the UK.
21:21
- [Moon] Yeah
21:24
- I've just booked a ferry,
21:26
so what we're gonna is got
to set off from here now,
21:28
we'll get to the ferry
before 11, the ferry's at 11,
21:30
we should be on Isle
of Man by about 6 a.m.,
21:33
and then we can be
waiting outside the Ikea,
21:36
go straight in and get the final meatball.
21:37
- [Moon] How long is that ferry ride?
21:39
- It's four hours, but it's the last one.
21:40
It's literally the only
one that we've not done.
21:43
- [Moon] But I'm getting
sea sick really bad.
21:45
We have to do last one, or it don't count.
21:47
- Come on, let's go.
21:51
Checked in, whatever, sat
waiting to get onto the ferry,
21:59
I'm kinda excited, I've
never been on a ferry before,
22:02
especially in a car.
22:05
I thought that were it.
22:27
- [Moon] I thought we were gonna sink.
22:28
- I didn't think we were gonna make that.
22:30
- [Moon] I seen my life in front of me.
22:32
- We're here, okay.
22:35
- [Moon] Okay, D-11
22:37
- Yeah.
22:42
- [Moon] FW18.
22:43
- She's not coming up with anything.
22:49
The last one's in Ireland.
22:51
- [Moon] What in Ireland?
22:52
- The final Ikea is in Ireland.
22:55
- [Moon] Why are we here?
22:59
- Isle of Man, you said Isle of Man
23:00
so I've got the ferry to Isle
of Man, and it's in Ireland.
23:02
- [Moon] I knew, oh
23:06
But it's an island as well,
is there no Ikea here?
23:08
- No, the final one is
in northern Ireland.
23:11
- [Moon] And we're at Isle of Man?
23:14
- Isle of Man.
23:16
United Kingdom's there,
Ireland's there, we're there.
23:17
- [Moon] So we're at the wrong island?
23:24
- Don't believe it!
23:29
歌词与翻译
[中文]
- 不想再吃肉丸了！
好吧，我有了这个想法。
我喜欢肉丸，也喜欢宜家，
所以我要做的就是
去每一个宜家，
每个人都吃肉丸。
这会很棒。
所以大概有两个
在苏格兰，我们要
去威尔士，那里是英格兰，
大约有 20 家宜家。
我们要去每一家
，我们要吃他们的肉丸。
这就是（笑）。
我真的很想做这件事。
我们要做的是去
去宜家，吃
肉丸，我的意思是我有
来购买我的用品，你知道
我喜欢买我的用品，
，如果你不知道，我
每三四天做一次这样的蠢事
所以，如果您还没有，
下去并按下订阅按钮，
如果您已经订阅了
已订阅，请按旁边的
小铃铛图标
订阅按钮
，您将会收到通知
每次我上传。
就这么简单。
嘘，你听到了吗？
月亮？
我家里有人。
喂？
我看不到任何人。
显然我在宜家
我已经在格拉斯哥了。
我去了苏格兰，我
在那里最高的宜家
是的，我们从这里开始。
我只能购买用品
从商店，从这里，
就像他们有瑞典语一样
东西，不是吗？
邻居。
我们有 72 小时，20 个宜家。
我们走吧。
- [月亮] 哇，一杯可爱的茶。
- 做一些早餐。
- [月亮]美丽。
托马斯，我不是假装，
我真的想喝杯茶。
- 我们在宜家。
- [月亮]那去拿点吧。
拿一些然后就可以回来了。
这是我的新床
买了，刚搬家。
这里有一张我母亲和父亲的照片，
，仔细查看每一个人
肩膀，俯视着我。
这是我存放骑行鞋的地方，
夏季鞋，我的莎莎鞋。
- [月亮] 你的萨尔萨舞鞋？
- 是的，萨尔萨舞。
（萨尔萨音乐）
一位粉丝给我发了这些。
你知道，是一个很棒的人
Youtube名人明星，
真的很难，你知道吗？
因为你总是必须
让你的头发看起来完美，
你的胡须修剪得完美，
所有这些辛勤工作和奉献精神，
这只是为了粉丝。
- [月亮] 打开。
托马斯加油。
现在出来吧，托马斯。
- 我想要那个玩具。我要它。
- [月亮]你不明白
它现在出来了。
托马斯走出去。
这很尴尬。
托马斯，这太荒谬了。
不，出去。
- 我刚刚活着离开那里，
我们就像进入市场一样，
月亮刚刚看到蜡烛，
她疯了，
我尝试与她
交谈并告诉她冷静下来，但她
只是直视着我。
它不再是 Moon，她只是
这台渴望蜡烛的机器。
我必须离开，我必须离开。
不再乱搞
现在，我们去获取补给
并吃一些肉丸。
- [月亮]那你会得到什么？
- 宜家饼干，这些
有洋葱，这些看起来不错。
- [月亮]托马斯
瑞典鱼、Daim 棒、薯片。
- [月亮]托马斯，托马斯，
你也需要一些合适的食物。
- 需要三天，不是吗？
- [月亮] 来吧，我们
还要吃一些适当的食物。
- 还有这些吗？
- [月亮] 你可以，是的。
拿点面包来，Knackebrod。
- 那是面包？
- [月亮] 是的。
它会陪伴你一生
有一段时间，没有得到是的
- 而这个？
- [月亮] 是的。
- 他们刚刚得到了这些
混合饮料
你可以挤压东西，让我们
每种口味都选一种。
- [月亮]我小时候就有过它们。
- 饮料已排序，我们
只是需要一些好东西，
你知道我的意思吗？
- [月亮] 不不不，现在够了。
- 我们去吃点肉丸吧，我饿了。
- [月亮] 好吧，先
肉丸子，我们走吧。
- 噢，噢。
- [月亮] 看看他，
等待他的肉丸。
可怜。
看他正在拿起一个托盘。
- 肉丸。
- [月亮]哦那是什么？
- 没什么
- [月亮] 这是什么？
- 没什么，你想要什么？
肉饼。
- [月亮] 不，你已经拥有了
在这里，那是什么蛋糕？
- 我没有得到蛋糕。
嗯，哦。
他们问你要不要加果酱，
为什么要加果酱？
- [月亮] 我认为是这样。
所以我们正在做的是
从最顶层开始，
我们在格拉斯哥，我们在
要去爱丁堡，
，这里只有两个。
我们必须像这样开车
走了三个小时
才来到这里，所以今天
大部分时间都会开车。
但是另外两天
大部分时间都在宜家，不是吗？
- [月亮] 是的。
- 我们开了很多车。
72 小时的饮食
肉丸，有史以来最好的视频。
那个蛋糕是我的，那个蛋糕是我的。
落后一球，还剩 19 球。
格拉斯哥宜家，我们出发去爱丁堡。
让我们这样做
- [Moon] 顾客退货，
我必须把你带回来。
- 返回客户？
- [月亮]回去吧，我不满意。
- 返回实际客户？
- [月亮] 再见。
终于，我们走吧，我拿到了钥匙。
（嘻哈音乐）
- 给我更多的肉丸，我准备好了。
大约一个小时的车程后
- [月亮]爱丁堡，爱丁堡，爱丁堡。
他真的等不及了，
他甚至跑了起来。
他在跑步。
- 爱丁堡肉丸。
- [月亮] 还兴奋吗？
- 哦，是的，这个没有配豌豆，
它在格拉斯哥配豌豆。
这些是筹码。
我们必须吃这些
快点，我们得
到达纽卡斯尔，然后结束
在关门前去利兹
所以我要吃这些
尽我所能，然后走。
这真是太好了，哦瑞典，
哦，你的零食是最好的。
嗯。
我们时间不多了，走吧。
嘿，这是我的。
所以现在我们正在前往
现在从爱丁堡到纽卡斯尔，
大约需要两个半小时的路程，
我们还有一个半小时的路程。
天快黑了，然后
从那里到利兹需要 1 小时 45 分钟
，我们已经
得在九点关门之前到那里吃
，
然后我得到更多的肉丸。
这是北方天使
事情，这是纽卡斯尔的一件大事
，这让我们付出了代价
10分钟，走吧。
- [月亮] ♪ 北方天使 ♪
- 我们现在在纽卡斯尔宜家，
我们确实落后了
时间表，应该已经
从这里出发去
利兹，我们遇到了一些交通堵塞。
所以我们要做的就是
得快点跑进去。
- [Moon]快点，快点，
快点，吃肉丸。
给他们买肉丸。
- 然后开始吧，来吧。
- [月亮]快点。
- 纽卡斯尔肉丸，味道不错。
它们的味道都一样，就是
只是我再也没有得到豌豆了。
我的意思是肉丸是
肉丸子，我不挑食。
食物就是食物。
对了，那很漂亮，
喜欢他们的肉丸。
不过我还是很饿，我想要更多，
所以我想我们可以买一份
今天在关闭之前还有更多。
我们必须去利兹，
距离这里 1 小时 42 分。
来吧，我们能做到，
我们快到了。
- [月亮]天啊
- 快到了。
- [月亮]希望我们能成功。
走走走走。
快，快，快，
快，快，快，快。
几乎没有人。
- 好吧，我们来尝尝肉丸吧
从利兹出发，可以吗？
又没有豌豆了，我的豌豆呢？
我想要我的豌豆。
这是一天中的最后一餐，所以我
必须充分利用它。
- [月亮]你可以获得两个
如果你想要的话。
- 不敢相信我们竟然及时完成了。
- [月亮]我打赌你最后一个
肉丸，你吃了
- 它们尝起来有点干。
所以我们正在前往
现在是沃灵顿，
，距离 53 分钟路程。
我们会，呃，拍摄一些东西
当我们靠边停车时，让您随时了解最新情况
- [Moon] 我希望我们能得到
豌豆，我们那里有豌豆。
- 我们会找一个安静的地方。
- [月亮]不，豌豆。
豌豆和他们一起。
- 哦，豌豆，我以为你说的是“和平”。
是时候拥抱起来了。
- [月亮]看起来很舒服。
- 所以我们刚刚靠边停车
在路边，
我们就像“绕着路”
下一家宜家的拐角处，
我们要去的那个
早上的第一件事。
就像，我想我们靠近一些树。
说实话，这非常令人毛骨悚然。
所以我们要做的是
在这里过夜
然后我们就可以醒来
早上
宜家开门时第一件事，然后我们
可能是第一个在那里的人。
我们就像
站在商店外面等待开门的怪人之一，
那就是我们（笑）。
我很期待
吃很多肉丸。
我不期待
对于所有开车的人来说，
但肉丸是
是什么让我继续前进。
肉丸。
- [月亮]之夜。
- 我也不累。
- [月亮] 不是真的，我已经
相机仍然运转
- 好吧，所以我有
戴上这些耳机，
语音消除耳机，
这里有很多
张卡片，Moon 挑选了
她喜欢读一本书。
- [月亮]那颗松动的牙齿
快要掉出来了。
- 那只鹅正要撅嘴。
宽松。
- [月亮] 是的，是的，继续
- 鹅。
[月亮]摔倒了。
- 为
- [Moon] 不，我不再玩这个了
- 不，来吧，Moon。
- [月亮] 不，我不是，不是。
不，这让我很紧张，我不能。
- 继续你的
- [Moon] 哦不，不，我不玩。
- [机器人声音] Knackebrod。
- 是的，这不是面包。
- [月亮] 纳克布罗德。
- 很坚固。
- [月亮]别这样，它正在崩溃。
看它有那个洞
在中间你知道
当剑的骑士
打架之类的，他们，
是的，他们可以看穿它。
他们可以吃东西也可以看东西
并让敌人，
在敌人吃饭时看到他们。
- 你以前没有在这些上播放音乐吗？
- [月亮] 那是黑胶唱片，托马斯。
搭配奶油奶酪之类的东西很美味。
你在读书吗？
- 是的，我总是读书。
- [月亮]你从来没有读过，
你在读什么？
- 我一直在读书。
- [月亮]那是什么？
务实的船主
你甚至没有一艘小艇。
走吧！
- 找到他了。
那里。
- [月亮]不行
你怎么这么快？
就是这样，就是这样。
- 我们到了。
好的，我们到了
现在，我们在宜家，
但我和 Moon 发现
就像一个小秘密，
一个小技巧，如何更快地获得食物，
所以让我告诉你，这就是
我们从现在开始要做的事情。
所以不要去
通过正常入口
并绕过
到咖啡馆的整个地方，
您进入顾客退货区域。
从那里，您只需
稍微转向一边
，那里就像一个外卖区，
所以我们要买外卖肉丸，
在车里吃，而不是
穿过它，嗯？
看看这个，你就明白了
就像一个小锅一样。
你已经把酱汁涂好了，一切都准备好了。
我饿了，我只是没心情
吃肉丸，你知道吗？
昨天我们一整天都在吃它们。
这快多了，不是吗？
穿过那里，而不是
去适当的自助餐厅。
- [月亮] 好多了，是的。
- 我们现在必须一直这样做。
这是第一个肉丸
那天，我们正在
前往泰晤士河畔，
距离酒店有 41 分钟路程。
闭嘴，我在录音。
闭嘴。
- [月亮] 请调头。
- 宜家，我一直在说
一直在泰晤士河畔，
，但我认为不是。
- [月亮]还有沃灵顿。
不，这是莱姆河畔阿什顿。
阿什顿·库彻 (Ashton Kutcher) 的石灰。
快点吧
我们的时间不多了，
否则我们来不了。
- 让我肚子疼
边跑边吃。
我不能，你别跟我走。
- [Moon] 不，来吧，不，我不是在开玩笑，
真的没有时间。
- 好的，开始吧
现在的家乡，谢菲尔德。
距离我们一小时七分钟路程。
- [月亮]我需要一点点。
- 你在开玩笑吧。
- [月亮]不，我真的
迫切需要一个小小。
- 你应该进去的。
- [月亮] 是的，但是你
快点，你催我。
- 你没有时间，我们得走了。
- [月亮]耶稣基督。
- 宜家，我们又成功了。
不敢相信轮胎爆了。
我认为我们需要来
我们在家附近时，挑选一个备用的，以防万一。
哦，我在等那扇门打开。
看，看，豌豆。
楼下没有肉丸，
所以我们只好上来
把它们带到自助餐厅，
，所以我们又浪费了一些
时间，我们并不着急
，你知道吗？
所以我得吃饭了
我们尽可能快地这样做。
Moon 一定要帮助我，不是吗？
- [月亮]哦，是的
我什至不需要帮助。
- 我们走吧。
新备胎，我们可以出发了。
天快黑了。
43 分钟到达诺丁汉
现在，在那之后我们还有
三个？
- [月亮] 是的。
两三个我不知道。
- 诺丁汉，我们到了
诺丁汉，太累了，
天快黑了，我们因为那个轮胎而浪费了很多时间
。
进去，快点吃，
坐在车里吃，然后
直接去伯明翰。
我什至没有得到
叉子，我必须得到这个
用来搅拌茶的东西，
并且必须将其折断，并使用 pokey 端。
变得更糟。
好的，我们现在到了
现在伯明翰宜家，
实际上我们有两个
几个小时就能买到三个宜家。
我们的时间不多了。
我不知道为什么我们还在
说到这里，我们走吧。
考文垂，我们来了，37 分钟。
宜家今天排名第六。
- [月亮] 很大，不是吗？
- 这次只是充满了肉丸，
它没有那些奇怪的东西。
考文垂。
我还有一个小时十点
分钟，直到下一个
关闭，并且需要
我们一小时就能到达那里。
- [月亮]快点。
- 为什么我们总是匆忙
现在，是那个漏气的轮胎，
把我们搞砸了，来吧。
我们无法拍摄它，
时间太紧了。
说真的，但我们只是
现在米尔顿凯恩斯出来了，
我已经得到了最后的肉丸，
还剩大约两分钟。
今天的最后一个，
我们现在要做的
是开车去威尔士的卡迪夫，
像上次一样睡在那里
晚上，就在车上睡觉。
刚刚在卫星导航中输入，
我们还有 2 小时 42 分钟，
准时到达
午夜12点。
所以我们只是少数
距离卡迪夫数英里，
我们在威尔士，我们在
把车停在停车场。
我们都太累了，什么都做不了，
我们就直接去睡觉。
再开太危险了，
我们已经不远了。
我到处都酸痛，我的背酸痛
，我的腿也因为长时间开车而酸痛。
我再也看不到肉丸了，
两天的肉丸
而且还有
天的肉丸，我没有
想要更多的肉丸。
- [月亮]我们可以去睡觉了吗？
我不想再拍了。
- 继续吧，我们去睡觉吧。
宜家卡迪夫
- [Moon] Mynedfa
- Mynedfa，我就是这么想的。
mynedfa 在哪里？
我和这个混在一起了，看看这个。
- [Moon]我们可以停止拍摄了吗？
无论如何，总是一样的。
- 我得拍电影否则有
这样做没有意义，
我刚进来，我们就到了这里，
因为我只想坐在上面
一把不是汽车座椅的椅子。
- [月亮] 不，我只是想睡觉。
- 你？你让我整晚都在打呼噜。
- [月亮] 你认为你
我睡着的时候没有吗？
你很臭。
你真的闻起来。
你闻到了。
- 是的，你知道。
- [月亮]我闻不到气味
我自己，我能闻到你的味道。
- 58 分钟，布里斯托尔，我们来了。
我最后吃的肉丸
吃的会是宜家肉丸。
布里斯托尔，我在布里斯托尔。
他们不信任你
布里斯托尔的真正车牌。
塑料。
我需要蔬菜，我
需要感觉有点健康。
我们被困在里面，唯一的出路
就是绕过整个事情，
但无论如何我们还有一小时 47 分钟
到达南安普敦，现在是
将是一个漫长的旅程。
这是一天中最长的一天。
- [月亮]我们到了。
♪ 宜家南安普敦。 ♪
向左，向左走。
左。
- 我再也看不到了
宜家，都是一样的。
在南安普敦宜家，我们迷路了。
有四层楼，
找不到餐厅，
花了我们很长时间，但无论如何
我们终于来了。
看看这个，看看那个。
保暖，很时尚。
这很豪华，不是吗？
- [月亮]我们下一步要去哪里？
- 接下来我们要
雷丁，一小时 5 分钟，
我现在告诉你，因为
我要吃这个，
我要把这个砸碎，然后
我们直接去下一个。
祝你胃口好。
雷丁宜家。
从现在开始，最后一次
四个都在伦敦。
- [月亮] 温布利，温布利
交通状况非常糟糕。
伦敦，你必须做的
与此有关的一些事情。
- 温布利体育场，宜家，肉丸。
下一张。
交通状况太糟糕了，老实说，与以前相比，这已经快了
。
我头疼，我的
眼睛受伤了，我很紧张，
我只是不想这样做，
但我们还剩下三个。
我们跑进去，抓起肉丸，
我们跑出去，我们表明这是托特纳姆热刺，
然后我吃了肉丸。
我们必须快点做这件事。
宜家，这是什么？
- [月亮]我不知道，
我把东西丢了。
西瑟罗克。
- 是这样吗？你是怎么记住的？
- [月亮]我不知道。
- 以为是西瑟罗克。
- [月亮] 是的，我想是湖滨。
- 这是湖滨。
哦，那里有那个东西。
- [月亮]埃菲尔铁塔，看。
- 我不知道我们开了那么远。
- [月亮] 来吧，我们需要
走最后一趟，否则就关门了。
快。
- 最后一张。
显然是这里
英国最大的
，对我来说，这是最好的
因为这是最后一张了。
- [月亮] 最后一张。
- 我们确实是
餐厅快关门了，
我们又及时赶到了。
连续三天，最后一天。
- [月亮] 最后一张。
天气太冷了，我都在发抖。
哦托马斯
托马斯
是20不是吗？
那个岛上没有吗？
岛上有一个或
你说我们需要去
- 还剩一个吗？
- [月亮] 是的。
这还不是最后一个。
- 它在哪里？
- [月亮]这是一座岛，
岛，岛，我不知道。
- 马恩岛？
- [月亮] 是的，我想，是的，马恩岛。
这是一座岛屿吗？
你说的是，我们需要渡轮。
- 马恩岛位于英国之外。
- [月亮] 是的，你说我们需要渡轮。
- 算作英国。
- [Moon] 是的
- 我刚刚预订了渡轮，
所以我们要做的就是
现在从这里出发，
我们将到达渡轮
11 点之前，渡轮在 11 点出发，
我们应该到岛了
早上 6 点左右，
，然后我们就可以
在宜家外面等着，
直接进去拿最后一个肉丸。
- [Moon] 渡轮需要多长时间？
- 已经四个小时了，但这是最后一个小时了。
这确实是唯一的
我们还没有做过的一项。
- [月亮] 但我明白了
晕船真的很糟糕。
我们必须做最后一项，否则不算数。
- 来吧，我们走吧。
签到，无论如何，坐下
等待上渡轮，
我有点兴奋，我已经
以前从未坐过渡轮，
尤其是汽车。
我想就是这样了。
- [月亮]我以为我们要沉没了。
- 我认为我们不会做到这一点。
- [月亮]我看到了我的生活。
- 我们到了，好吧。
- [月亮] 好的，D-11
- 是的。
- [月亮] FW18。
- 她没有想出任何办法。
最后一个在爱尔兰。
- [月亮]爱尔兰有什么？
- 最后一家宜家位于爱尔兰。
- [月亮]我们为什么在这里？
- 马恩岛，你说的是马恩岛
所以我有去马恩岛的渡轮
曼，而且是在爱尔兰。
- [月亮]我知道，哦
但它也是一座岛，
这里没有宜家吗？
- 不，最后一个是
在北爱尔兰。
- [月亮] 我们到了马恩岛吗？
- 马恩岛。
英国在那里，
爱尔兰在那里，我们在那里。
- [月亮] 那么我们走错岛了？
- 别相信！
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重点词汇
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meatballs /ˈmiːtˌbɔːlz/ A1 |
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Ikea /aɪˈkiːə/ A1 |
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Scotland /ˈskɒtlənd/ A1 |
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Wales /weɪlz/ A1 |
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England /ˈɪŋɡlənd/ A1 |
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supplies /səˈplaɪz/ A1 |
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stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A1 |
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subscribe /səbˈskraɪb/ A2 |
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embarrassing /ɪmˈbærəsɪŋ/ A2 |
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awesome /ˈɔːsəm/ A2 |
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cycling /ˈsaɪklɪŋ/ A1 |
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salsa /ˈsɑːlsə/ A2 |
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celebrity /səˈlebrɪti/ A2 |
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perfection /pərˈfekʃən/ B1 |
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dedication /ˌdɛdɪˈkeɪʃən/ B1 |
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重点语法结构
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Don't want any more meatballs!
➔ “Don't”是“do not”的缩写，用于构成否定句。
➔ 这句话使用了**缩写**（'don't'），以获得更自然和口语化的语气。它表达了强烈的厌恶或饱腹感。
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We've got to buy my supplies, you know
➔ 使用“have got to”表示义务/必要性 + 非正式的提问标签“you know”。
➔ 短语 **'have got to'** 表示强烈的义务。 **'You know'** 是一种话语标记，用于寻求听者的确认或参与。
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We're gonna go to every single Ikea
➔ 使用“be going to”表示未来意图 + 限定词“every single”以强调。
➔ **'We're gonna'** 是“we are going to”的口语缩写，表示一个计划好的未来行动。 **'Every single'** 强调了行动的完整性——参观 *所有* Ikea 商店。
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