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[中文]

这太离谱了

你知道我们要几点才能离开这儿吗

大家都不喜欢加班

尤其是我，你们今晚有什么计划吗

今晚

没，不对，我说错了，你们告诉我们

别做计划，因为我们要加班，是的我

记得。这简直是胡扯，太扯了，我们为什么

要在这儿，我要给总公司打电话，受够了

我是迈克尔·斯科特，我太生气了，这可是

迈克尔·斯科特，斯克兰顿分公司。好吧，我们

不想工作，真的不想，这对这些人来说

不公平，这些人是我的

朋友，我关心他们，我们不会

干的。各位，我刚和总公司通完

电话，基本上我告诉他们

让他们把那个加班通知留着给自己吧，去享受你们的周五吧

overtime assignment go enjoy your Friday

谢谢你，迈克尔。好了，也许我们该庆祝一下，你觉得呢

帕姆，我们要不要去吃顿好的，跳跳舞

Pam me toss a little dinner dancing

喝杯酒？你说过你没计划的

你是这么说的。至于我个人的

感情生活，我现在单身

我在寻觅中，如果你认识什么人。吉姆

和我吃过几次饭，在他

从纽约回来以后。我开导他

度过了失恋期，能重新做回好朋友

真是太好了

你在开玩笑吗？帕姆和吉姆

绝对在搞暧昧，他们一直在傻笑

他们只是在保守秘密吧

我不知道，没有证据表明

他们有亲密关系，如果他们一直

心情格外好，那可能是因为别的事。你在

开玩笑吧？

周日我打算去那个

汽车影院的跳蚤市场。听起来很有趣。我周日要去

sounds fun I'm mountain biking on Sunday

蒙太奇山骑山地车。酷。对，那个

计划是关于吉姆和帕姆的

不会吧，你们真的在一起了？是啊

是的。告诉我，这是你们

庆祝我们在一起的小伎俩吗？是的，没错

中国，中国，迈克尔，威尼斯怎么样了

棒极了

中国，你还好吗？怎么了

这儿所有的东西都是中国制造的，帕梅拉

是啊，那是生产东西的地方。他们

以前在美国也生产东西，安迪，但是

我们正在落后，你知道吗

中国是一条沉睡的龙，正

开始苏醒。哦，不

对，就在这儿，就在这儿

还有人看新闻吗？中国已经在

月球上了。我是在牙医候诊室

发现的。有个孩子

拿着这本我想看的杂志。那是

唯一一本我够得着的，我读了它

然后我又读了一遍。我一生中一直

相信美国是第一的

原来那句话不是说“美国是第二”

英国是第二

中国应该是

第八左右。我说我们2020年之前就该轰炸他们

他们会成为世界最大的

经济体，而且他们开始喜欢吃

蛋白质了，我们都会饿死的。是啊，两次

对，我们应该投放……不，他不对

我们不能，我们甚至应该投向哪里

菲利斯，你知道中国

有56个城市人口超过一百万吗

你知道我们这儿有多少个吗

九个。实际上那不对，我知道你

指的是哪个数字，那是未来15年的

预测。谢天谢地。不，那是现在的数字，迈克尔

God no no that is right now Michael

中国的农业人口正在快速城市化。你

说得对，但就土地而言，大部分还是农业，而不是人口。算了吧，迈克尔

of land not population come on Michael

不，你在这件事上搞错了，你从哪儿

得到这些信息的？我是从《纽约时报》官网看到的。哦，开始

from New York times.com Oh getting

紧张了，奥斯卡。好吧，谁去查一下。没问题，吉姆

MA no Jim

我来查。伙计们，不值得，真的

伙计们，这不值得我们浪费时间

你们在看着我们吗？说真的，吵吧

我就坐在这儿。查到了，中国有

56个城市人口超过100万

million

美国有9个。输了吧，奥斯卡？好吧，往好处想

所有这些对中国的担忧

让你变得比奥斯卡更聪明了

迈克尔。太好了，我错了，我错了，

大家开心了吗

所以我碰巧比办公室最聪明的人知道得更多，那又怎样。好了

smartest guy in the office so what okay

我们需要一个A队，一个后备队，还有一个娱乐队。所以你们都知道

just have fun team so you guys all know

自己的位置了。享乐型跟我来，后备队

走吧孩子们，你们知道你们不属于

这里。18岁，好的，大家都很有

自我意识，除了

嘿，哎呀，好吧伙计们，九轮过后

我们来看看分数。第一名

积九分的是“伊索寓言”队

“克莱伦斯吃熊”队有

七分，邓德·米夫林A队有

四分，DM后备队有三

分。“爱因斯坦”队有八分

“嘎嘎小姐”队有五分。所以我们获胜

的最佳机会现在掌握在凯文、梅雷迪斯、艾琳

hands and brains of Kevin Meredith Arin

和凯利的手中和脑中。我喜欢这些胜算吗？我的回答

是不。这意味着前三名

将在决胜轮一决高下

所以给大家发些铃铛

第三名是“爱因斯坦”队。哦

耶。第二名是“克莱伦斯

吃熊”队，第一名是“伊索

寓言”队。耶，但他们马上就会被

痛扁了

知道答案就按铃。第一个

问题，这个男人曾被发布过宗教追杀令

针对他

当“爱因斯坦”队，是什么？我尽力了

行为表现得像个药罐子。伊索

萨尔曼·拉什迪。萨尔曼·拉什迪正确

驶向大海，在横帆船上的

水手们，最前方的那张帆

叫什么？坚持，不要

按那个铃。吉姆，船首斜桅是正确的

“爱因斯坦”队得分

[掌声]

根据最近的一项调查，这是

美国青少年中最常见的学习障碍

轰

多动症(ADHD)。不对。答案是……那是正确的，给

“爱因斯坦”队，先生

[掌声]

收敛一点。这是最后一轮尾羽比赛

最后两支队伍对决。希望你们

准备好玩了，博士。我们的问题

关于健康和人体

哦，算了吧。标准的美国模拟体重

秤的最大称重能力是

多少磅？300磅。加分给“爱因斯坦”队

这是你们的终极问题，影迷们

开动你们的脑筋吧，这部2001年

由吉尔·帕克·布伦纳执导的杰作

探索了一个家庭内部复杂的动态

关系。如果你说话……我确实感觉到了

……让我们开始，勒·帕皮隆。是的，对不起，

不对。给“爱因斯坦”队。嘿，朱莉的

选择，当然，玛丽昂·歌迪亚

在那部电影里多次暴露自己

那件事不会……看，我知道

今晚只是个意外很容易说出口，

也许确实如此，但这里有一个

冷知识：比目鱼（Fluke）是海洋中最常见的

鱼类之一，所以如果你去钓

比目鱼，很有可能你真的会钓到

一条。我的一生，就在这儿

拉卡瓦纳县

没有变动。我了解这个地方，我知道

我们有多少家医院，有多少所学校

这是家。你知道，我了解

各县面临的挑战。关于那些打折供应商，

关键在于，他们根本不在乎。他们进来，

they don't care they come in they

以极低价格抢走所有生意，把我们挤出

市场。然后等我们倒闭了，

他们就会哄抬价格。这很可悲，很

可怕，它，你知道它到底

是……我不知道。我想我可以把

我们的生意给你们做，但你们必须

和我折中一下，好吗？因为他们

指望我裁员

好吧，总公司会气炸的，但

要么我们可以，詹

[音乐]

[英语]

this is ridiculous

do you have any idea what time we'll get

out of here nobody likes to work late

least of all me do you have plans

tonight

nope no I'm wrong you tell us not to

make plans because we are working yes I

remember this is BS this is BS why are

we here I am gonna call corporate enough

is enough I'm Scott I'm so mad this is

Michael Scott Scranton well we don't

want to work no we don't it's not fair

to these people these people are my

friends and I care about them we're not

gonna do it everybody I just got off the

Horn with corporate and basically I told

them where they could stick their little

overtime assignment go enjoy your Friday

thank you Michael all right maybe did I

think we should celebrate how about you

Pam me toss a little dinner dancing

drinks you said you didn't have plans

that's what you said and as for me and

my current romantic life I am single now

I'm looking so if you know anybody Jim

and I went to dinner a few times when he

got back from New York I talked him

through his breakup it's really nice to

be good friends again

are you kidding me Pam and Jim are

totally hooking up all they do is smile

they're just keeping it a secret right

I don't know there is no evidence of

intimacy if they've been in remarkably

good moods it could be other things are

you kidding me

and Sunday I'm thinking of going to that

flea market at the drive-in well that

sounds fun I'm mountain biking on Sunday

and montage mountain cool yeah that

plane was about Jim and Pam

no way what you guys are together yeah

yes yeah tell me was this your fun

little way of congratulating us yes yeah

China China Michael how was the Venice

it was great

China are you okay what's wrong

everything here was made in China Pamela

yeah it's where they make stuff they

used to make stuff in America Andy but

we're falling behind did you know that

China is a sleeping dragon that is just

beginning to stir Oh No

yeah right here it is right there

anybody read the news anymore China is

on the moon I found that in the waiting

room at the dentist's office this kid

had the magazine I wanted to read that's

the only one I could reach and I read it

and then I read it again my whole life I

believed that America was number one

that was the saying not America's number

two

England is number two China should be

like eight I say we bomb him by 2020

they're gonna be the world's largest

economy and they're getting a taste for

protein we'll all starve yeah twice

right we should drop them no he's not

right we're not where would we even drop

it Phyllis did you know that in China

there are 56 cities with over a million

people you know how many we have here

nine actually that's not true I know the

figure you're referring to and it's a

projection of 15 years from now thank

God no no that is right now Michael

China's agrarian urbanizing fast you

betcha but still agrarian most in terms

of land not population come on Michael

no no you're wrong about this where are

you getting this information I got it

from New York times.com Oh getting

nervous Oscar okay someone look it up my

MA no Jim

I'm on it guys it's not worth it really

guys this is not worth our time

are you watching us seriously well argue

I'm sitting right here got it China has

56 cities with a population of over 1

million

the US has nine suck it Oscar well on

the plus side all this worrying about

China has made you smarter than Oscar

Michael great I was wrong I'm wrong is

everyone happy

so I happen to know more than the

smartest guy in the office so what okay

we need an a-team a backup team and they

just have fun team so you guys all know

yourselves good timers follow me backups

go on kids you know you don't belong

here 18 okay all right everybody nice

self-awareness except

Hey oops - all right guys after nine

rounds let's check the scores in first

place with nine points it's Aesop's

foibles the quieren scene bears have

seven points dunder-mifflin a-team has

four points diem backup team has three

points the Einsteins have eight points

ladies gaga have five points so our best

chance of hitting our mark is now in the

hands and brains of Kevin Meredith Arin

and Kelly do I like these odds my answer

is no means the top three teams are

gonna finish it off in the speed round

so let's get everyone some bells in

third place we have the Einsteins oh

yeah second place we have the clearance

eat bears and first place is Aesop's

foibles yeah but they're gonna get

clobbered

bring it in when you know it first

question this man had a fatwa declared

on him

when Einstein what is it did my part

behaving just the pill girl hey sups

Salman Rushdie Salman Rushdie is correct

heading out to sea sailors on a square

rigged ship the sail set furthest

forward is called what persisting do not

hit that Bell lying Jim client jab is

correct the Einsteins

[Applause]

according to a recent survey this is the

most common learning disability among

American adolescents boom

ADHD no the answer is that's correct for

the Einsteins sir

[Applause]

dial it back this is tail feathers final

round last two teams squaring off I hope

you're ready to play doctor our question

is about the health and the human body

oh come on the standard American analog

scale has a maximum capacity of what

weight 300 pounds point for the Einstein

here's your final question cinephiles

put on your memory brace this 2001

masterpiece from Jill parquet Brenner

explores the intricate dynamics of a

family in disarray if you talk I do feel

a let's go founder le papillon yes I'm

sorry no over the Einsteins hey Jolie's

chosen sure Marion Cotillard exposes

herself a number of times in that film

the incidence wouldn't look I know it's

easy to say tonight was just a fluke and

maybe it was but here's a piece of

trivia a fluke is one of the most common

fish in the sea so if you go fishing for

a fluke chances are you just might catch

one my whole life right here in

Lackawanna County

and unmoving I know this place I know

how many hospitals we have make schools

we have its home you know I know the

challenges counties up against here's

the thing about those discount suppliers

they don't care they come in they

undercut everything and they run us out

of business and then once we're all gone

you jack up the prices it's sad it's

terrible it it you know what it really

is up I don't know I guess I could give

you guys our business but you have to

meet me halfway okay because they're

expecting me to make cuts

well corporates gonna go ballistic but

either we could Jen

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
ridiculous /ɹɪˈdʌkjələs/ A2	adjective - 可笑的
corporate /ˈkɔrəpərət/ B1	adjective - 公司的
overtime /ˈoʊvərtaɪm/ A2	noun - 加班
celebrate /ˈsɛləbreɪt/ A2	verb - 庆祝
romantic /roʊˈmæntɪk/ A2	adjective - 浪漫的
breakup /ˈbreɪkʌp/ A2	noun - 分手
intimacy /ˈɪntəməsi/ B1	noun - 亲密
flea /fliː/ A1	noun - 跳蚤
mountain /ˈmaʊntən/ A1	noun - 山
economy /ɪˈkɑnəmi/ B1	noun - 经济
urbanizing /ˈɜrbəˌnaɪzɪŋ/ B2	verb - 城市化
agrarian /əˈɡrɛriən/ B2	adjective - 农业的
projection /prəˈdʒɛkʃən/ B2	noun - 预测
trivia /ˈtrɪviə/ B1	noun - 琐事
discount /dɪsˈkaʊnt/ A2	noun - 折扣
undercut /ˌʌndərˈkʌt/ B1	verb - 低价倾销
ballistic /bəˈlɪstɪk/ B2	adjective - 极其生气的

重点语法结构

• I'm gonna call corporate.

  ➔ 使用 "be going to"（口语中缩写为 "gonna"）结构来表达将来的意图。

  ➔ “gonna”是“going to”的口语缩写，表达未来计划。

• We don't want to work, no we don't, it's not fair to these people.

  ➔ 使用一般现在时否定句表达习惯/选择，以及非人称结构 "it is not fair to..."。

  ➔ “don't”表示一般现在时的否定，“it's not fair to”使用了非人称主语 “it”。

• I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment.

  ➔ 使用过去时的报告动词加情态动词 could，表达过去的可能性或许可的间接引语。

  ➔ “could”是过去时情态动词，表示他们当时能够做的事。

• Are you kidding me? Pam and Jim are totally hooking up; all they do is smile.

  ➔ 使用现在进行时（are hooking up）表示暂时进行的动作，和 “all + 主语 + do is + 动词” 结构强调单一的重复行为。

  ➔ “are hooking up”是现在进行时，“all they do is smile”使用了 “all … do is …” 的惯用表达。

• China is a sleeping dragon that is just beginning to stir.

  ➔ 使用 "that" 引导的定语从句，为名词 “dragon” 提供额外信息。

  ➔ “that” 引入定语从句 “that is just beginning to stir”。

• I happen to know more than the smartest guy in the office.

  ➔ "happen to + 动词原形" 表示意外或偶然的事实。

  ➔ “happen to know” 意为 “偶然知道”。

• If we were to drop it, would we even know where to put it?

  ➔ 使用 "were to + 动词原形" 的第二条件句，表示假设情形。

  ➔ “were to drop” 表示一种不太可能的或想象中的动作。

• According to a recent survey, this is the most common learning disability among American adolescents.

  ➔ 最高级形式 “most common” 与名词短语搭配，表示最高程度。

  ➔ “most common”是“common”的最高级，意为“最常见”。