(triumphant music)
00:00
- So you guys have demanded this video.
00:04
Every single video,
someone always suggests,
00:06
"Spend the night in a porta potty."
00:09
Every single video, and it
gets like 500 thumbs-up,
00:11
and I've ignored it and I've ignored it,
00:14
I've not ignored it, I
just don't want to do it
00:16
because I know it's gonna be gross AF,
00:18
that's gonna be gross.
00:20
So we're gonna do it, it's time.
00:22
I can't put it off any longer,
I've got to do it (laughs).
00:23
So I got a van, I drove,
I got a porta potty,
00:27
I brought it back home, I mean this thing
00:29
is just easy to carry, it's
just so light and easy.
00:31
- [Moon] What?
00:34
- Oh my God.
00:38
Moon, help!
00:39
(Moon laughs)
00:41
I'm stuck!
00:42
(laughs) That thing is way bigger
00:44
than I thought it would
be, and it's heavy.
00:46
So I did want it around here somewhere,
00:49
but we couldn't bring it around the back,
00:51
so I've had to leave it
on the front of the house.
00:52
I mean I didn't want it on
the front of the house, but--
00:54
(light bulb dings)
00:57
Moon, if we have it in the garage,
00:59
I could get electricity in there,
01:00
I could get like a TV in there, my Xbox.
01:02
I wanna make the most
luxurious toilet in the UK.
01:06
- [Moon] In the UK?
01:11
- In the world?
01:12
- [Moon] In the world?
01:13
(laughs) Let's do it, the
most luxurious porta potty
01:14
in the world!
01:18
I always find a way to complain
01:19
on these videos--
- You always complain.
01:20
- I'm English!
- You always complain!
01:22
- It's just what we do!
01:24
- [Moon] You know what you do?
01:25
- No!
01:26
- [Moon] You always complain!
01:27
- The challenge today is to make something
01:28
to spend the night in that
I just can't complain about.
01:30
It's gonna have a TV, Xbox,
01:33
we're gonna have loads of snacks in there.
01:34
We're gonna have lights,
this is gonna be awesome!
01:36
So anyway, this is gonna
be the complete opposite
01:38
to my last video.
01:40
My last video, if you
didn't watch it already,
01:41
I spent the night in complete
darkness, and silence!
01:43
I couldn't hear or see anything.
01:47
Oh no, it weren't in the night,
01:49
it was a full 24 hours.
01:50
I spent full 24 hours!
01:51
This video is gonna be
like a complete opposite.
01:52
If you didn't watch
that last video already,
01:54
go watch it, but don't go right now,
01:55
there's gonna be a link to that
01:57
right at the very end, so then
go watch it after this one.
01:58
That was creepy, I freaked
out, I did not like that one.
02:00
If you're not subscribed already, welcome!
02:04
We do stupid stuff like this
02:06
every two to three days, link
in the description, what?
02:07
Link in the description to what (laughs)?
02:11
I get confused, go press
the subscribe button
02:14
if you're new, and if
you've already subscribed,
02:16
make sure you press that bell icon
02:17
right next to the subscribe button,
02:19
and you'll be notified
every single time I upload.
02:20
It's as easy as that!
02:23
So me and Moon now are
gonna go get supplies,
02:24
but before we go, quick cheeky plug,
02:26
go follow me @Killemftw,
Instagram, Twitter,
02:27
go follow me, link in the description.
02:30
Let's go buy supplies.
02:31
I'm getting a new tele, baby.
02:33
We're gonna have that Xbox set up,
02:35
that's gonna be awesome.
02:36
The TVs I've got at home
are too big to go in there,
02:38
so I need to buy this
because it's a lot smaller,
02:40
there's also some other
things that I bought,
02:41
I'm not gonna show you them just yet,
02:43
I'll show you them when we get home,
02:44
but I just need some food and stuff.
02:45
Since I'm sleeping on a toilet,
02:46
it's the only safest
time to eat a Mexican.
02:48
Quesadillas!
02:51
(Moon hums)
02:54
- [Moon] What are you getting?
02:56
- I'm gonna need air fresheners.
02:57
- [Moon] Go crazy, go crazy, another one.
02:59
Another one, you really get
all of them, aren't you?
03:01
- I'm gonna get one of every flavour.
03:03
I'm gonna get some
Chipotle tortilla chips,
03:04
I'm gonna get some dip too.
03:07
Gotta get popcorn don't
you, when you watch a film?
03:09
- [Moon] It goes together like
Moon and Kill 'Em, y'know?
03:11
- Moon and Kill 'Em.
03:13
Movie, popcorn, bread and butter,
03:14
cheese and toast, beans on toast.
03:16
- [Moon] Dogs and Milky Ways.
03:18
- That ones even called Cinema Sweet.
03:21
I mean, it's just, I've got to.
03:22
I'm tryna do like a gaming marathon
03:24
or something, I need an energy drink.
03:26
I'm gonna go for zero sugar,
03:28
because it's like I'm
slimming, I'm on a diet.
03:29
- [Moon] You're on a diet?
03:32
- What are you laughing at?
03:33
I'm slimming.
03:35
I'll get an Apple Tango as well,
03:38
just to make sure I'm hydrated.
03:39
I'mma get some bathroom cleaner as well,
03:41
I thInk I'm gonna need a lot of that.
03:42
So I think that's everything,
03:45
I mean I've bought loads
of extra things here.
03:46
Don't show, don't show!
03:49
This porta potty's gonna look insane.
03:50
It's literally gonna be the
most luxurious porta potty
03:52
in the world.
03:54
- [Moon] What if you don't wanna leave?
03:56
What if you don't wanna leave?
03:56
- It's just a risk I've got to take.
03:58
So let's go, I'll see you back at home.
03:59
(energetic electronic music)
04:01
(laughs)
04:35
Oh yeah!
04:38
So this is gonna be the best
Spend the Night video ever!
04:40
- [Moon] I'll just leave you--
04:43
- Oh, I died, no!
04:44
Welcome to my crib, as you can see,
04:45
I pimped this thing out very nicely.
04:47
Very nicely (laughs).
04:50
We've got the TV, we're rocking
the 24-inch TV over here.
04:52
- [Moon] HD-ready, you know.
04:57
HD-ready.
04:58
- HD-ready.
04:59
We've even got a remote, you
don't have to reach over here
05:00
to press it, just press
it straight (laughs).
05:03
We also got the Xbox One set up,
05:06
my controller there right
next to the toilet flush.
05:08
You can just do everything from here.
05:10
Do your business while
you're playing, flush it--
05:13
- [Moon] Is it a gamer's paradise?
05:15
- This is the gamer's paradise!
05:17
There's a sink in there if you wanna wash
05:18
your hands after, you
just gotta lift your tele.
05:20
- [Moon] Also, actually--
05:23
- Actually, wait!
05:24
Even a bar of soap.
05:25
- [Moon] You don't have to get
out this anymore, actually.
05:26
- You know what, I think I
might just buy one of these
05:28
and keep it for myself.
05:30
I've got WiFi, the house is just there.
05:33
We're (mumbles) in Wifi,
we're online right now.
05:34
- [Moon] It's everything you need!
05:36
- We've also got this.
05:37
So we don't smell, and it also looks nice.
05:39
(Moon laughs)
05:41
(laughs) What?
05:43
- [Moon] It's actually genius!
05:44
- Have a look at the chandelier.
05:46
Look at me rocking the chandelier!
05:47
(Moon and Kill 'Em laugh)
05:49
Also got this, got my
friends here on the wall.
05:51
- [Moon] Your friends!
05:53
- Honestly, this is my actual friends.
05:54
- [Moon] It's the people in the (laughs)!
05:56
- [Kill 'Em] Look, there's me.
05:57
- [Moon] Look, it's when
you sell the picture--
05:58
- There's me, look, no, stop it!
06:00
And finally, when you've
done your business,
06:01
you've gotta clean yourself,
so we've got toilet paper.
06:03
And then you wash your hands
06:06
because you're not
dirty, so we've got this
06:07
to dry your hands!
06:10
- [Moon] It's everything in there!
06:11
- And look, look, look!
06:12
No negativity on today's video,
06:13
good vibes only!
06:16
It's dark outside now, we've
been in here quite a while,
06:17
so I've gotta spend the night in here,
06:19
I'm actually looking forward to it.
06:21
Oh, I forgot to mention,
06:22
I've got my supplies down here, too!
06:22
Crisps, my popcorn, my dip, my drink,
06:24
and my energy drinks.
06:26
And finally, look, look!
06:27
We've got a doorbell there,
06:29
I'm not gonna press it,
I'm not gonna ruin it,
06:30
because later, Moon's gonna
be making me some food,
06:31
and she's gonna deliver it,
is she gonna use the doorbell?
06:34
We've got the cool doorbell.
06:37
- [Moon] I hope to not
interrupt this, sir!
06:38
- What have we not got?
06:40
- [Moon] Sir Kill 'Em McDip,
06:42
Sir Kill 'Em McDip (laughs).
06:43
- What have we not got seriously?
06:45
Seriously, what have we not got?
06:47
Let me know in the comments.
06:48
So this is it, I'm here for the night,
06:50
this is gonna be awesome,
I'll see ya later,
06:52
leave me alone, I'm
gonna have some fun, bye!
06:54
(lock slides)
06:58
Okay, so this is it,
I cannot believe this,
07:01
this is just so awesome!
07:03
Got the Xbox here, I've
got Grand Theft Auto
07:05
in right now, I've got some other games,
07:08
but I'm just really into Grand Theft Auto
07:10
at the minute but I haven't
had much time to play,
07:12
doing all these videos,
smashing these videos
07:14
out every two or three days,
you know I've not had much time
07:16
to play any Xbox, so I'm
gonna make up for that tonight
07:18
and play loads.
07:21
So anyway yeah, I've
got that set up there,
07:22
you know you've seen everything else,
07:23
I've shown you my room tour,
07:25
it actually smells really nice in here.
07:26
It's so strong!
07:29
It smells really good.
07:30
I'm not gonna start on
the snacks just yet,
07:31
I might have an energy drink actually,
07:33
start me, get me going.
07:34
And everything in here fully works,
07:36
the toilet flushes, the sink runs,
07:37
it's all fully working,
so we're good to go.
07:40
So anyway, just thought I'd let you know
07:43
that there is a couple rules.
07:44
There's a couple rules for tonight.
07:47
Rule number one, I'm not
allowed to open this door.
07:49
Well, I'm allowed to open it once.
07:51
I get one chance to
call Moon at any point,
07:54
she's gonna bring me some stuff,
07:56
she'll bring me some food or whatever,
07:57
and anything else I ask,
she's gonna bring me that.
07:58
But only once, I'm only
allowed to open the door once.
08:00
And the second rule is to just
have as much fun as I can.
08:03
I'm not allowed to complain
for the whole video.
08:06
I've done a lot of complaining
on my recent videos,
08:08
so today, no complaining.
08:10
Just good vibes only.
08:13
I've got my Xbox, that's all set up,
08:15
I've got my controller,
that's like fully charged,
08:17
got my food, got my snacks and everything,
08:19
got my phone, this is like 100%.
08:21
This is it (laughs)!
08:24
Just imagine, this is
not a brand new toilet,
08:27
this is rented.
08:29
I'm sure there's been hundreds of people
08:31
in here before, doing wee-wees
and poo-poos and stuff,
08:32
and now I'm just sat here,
08:36
got my Xbox in here and stuff (laughs).
08:38
That's gross, it's really putting me off,
08:40
I mean I've got my food down
here on the floor as well,
08:42
and then you just think all these people
08:45
that have been in here, their poops,
08:47
doing wees, and here I am (laughs).
08:48
I've just got to try and not think of it,
08:51
you know I've cleaned it,
obviously when I rented it
08:53
it's been cleaned out, I've cleaned it
08:54
the best I can, I mean
it doesn't stink too bad,
08:57
these are doing a real good job.
09:00
I might just set my camera up
like over here in the corner,
09:01
just keep it rolling, get
some footage and stuff.
09:03
So I'll keep you updated
and I'll see you soon.
09:06
(video game screams)
09:11
(laughs)
09:25
No joke, I was gaming
for so long just then,
09:31
I can't believe it's
been a few hours already.
09:34
No joke, I got so into that,
I was just doing mission
09:36
after mission after mission,
I got so far in the game.
09:39
So anyway, my camera started flashing
09:43
like it's low on battery,
09:45
I left it there for so long.
09:46
So I'm gonna have to ring Moon.
09:47
So I'm gonna ring Moon
now, I'm gonna ask her
09:49
to bring me my quesadillas,
and I'm gonna have to ask
09:51
for another camera battery.
09:53
Some DVDs, I forgot to bring DVDs.
09:56
Just gonna watch a movie for a while,
09:58
just kinda getting a bit
fed up with gaming there.
10:00
So let's just give moon a quick ring.
10:01
(phone rings)
10:03
(laughs) Hello!
10:07
It's Mr. Kill 'Em.
10:10
Can I have four quesadillas, please?
10:14
No, four quesadillas!
10:20
Can I have them delivered please?
10:23
And a spare camera battery,
10:26
and the case of DVDs please.
10:28
That's it, thank you, bye!
10:32
Okay Moon, I need them stuff.
10:33
Hurry up Moon, c'mon Moon!
10:35
I think Moon's coming by.
10:40
Yeah, yeah, she's here, she's here!
10:42
(knock at the door)
10:44
(door bell chimes)
10:45
- [Moon] Hello?
10:45
(door bell chimes)
10:46
(knock on the door)
10:47
- [Kill 'Em] Okay.
10:48
- [Moon] Hello!
10:50
- [Kill 'Em] Gimme the
goods, gimme the goods!
10:50
- [Moon] Watch out, their warm.
10:52
- Oh yes!
10:54
Have you got my DVDs?
10:55
- [Moon] Yeah, I did not look which one,
10:57
maybe it's the wrong folder, got one
10:58
with some childish and German stuff.
11:00
- German?
11:02
- [Moon] Yeah, I don't know if it's that.
11:03
- I can't watch it if it's German.
11:05
- [Moon] $25.27, please.
11:06
- What?
11:09
- [Moon] 25 pounds, 27 p.
11:10
- Ain't got my wallet, how am I paying?
11:14
- [Moon] Yeah well, we need
to sort something out then.
11:17
- [Kill 'Em] Watch this.
11:19
- [Moon] What?
11:20
- [Kill 'Em] Look, watch.
11:21
- [Moon] What?
11:22
Now look (laughs).
11:23
(doorbell chimes)
11:26
No!
11:27
I've turned it off.
11:28
(doorbell chimes)
11:31
No, what?
11:32
(Moon laughs)
11:33
I thought you could, what's the switch do?
11:34
Alright, just put the camera there.
11:36
Quesadillas in the most luxurious
porta potty in the world!
11:40
Oh, that is actually gorgeous.
11:48
It keeps popping into my
head that I'm remembering
11:50
that I'm sat in a toilet that people use.
11:52
It's putting me off a little bit.
11:54
I've spilt it all down me!
12:02
No!
12:05
It's really handy having
the toilet roll right there.
12:06
(laughs) It really comes in handy!
12:09
So other than spilling
the Mexican all down me,
12:13
it actually tasted beaut!
12:15
I'm full up now, I'm well good to go.
12:16
I mean, there's some room for popcorn,
12:18
'cause I'm gonna watch a film right now.
12:20
This is all Moon's movies that she's got!
12:22
She bought them over in Austria
12:24
where they obviously speak German.
12:26
So we've got Harry Potters and stuff.
12:27
What, oh Austin Powers, that's cool.
12:30
I've never heard of these.
12:33
Shaun of the Dead, that's a classic.
12:34
Simpsons, Harry Potter again.
12:36
I think I'll just watch
this one, Harry Potter.
12:39
Oh yeah, let's get this popcorn!
12:44
Oh no, that's not it.
12:47
Popcorn, get my popcorn ready.
12:47
This is gonna be awesome!
12:49
(laughs)
12:54
It's in German, I swear
to God, this is in German.
13:00
Look at this!
13:03
(people speaking German)
13:04
Look, it's in German!
13:07
I told you it was handy to
have toilet paper there!
13:19
So I'm about an hour and
15 minute into the film,
13:23
almost halfway.
13:26
Moon just rang me to
see if I were alright,
13:27
to see if everything
was okay and everything,
13:30
and I told her I'm watching
Harry Potter in German,
13:32
and I don't have a clue
what they're saying.
13:34
I've never even watched this one before,
13:36
and she just started laughing,
13:38
like crazy laughing.
13:40
She told me, "You can put it on English.
13:42
"You just go into the settings."
13:45
And I didn't even know.
13:47
I just thought once a
film was in that language,
13:48
it was forever in that language.
13:50
- [Harry] Are you alright, Mr. Weasley?
13:51
- We're being followed, all of us.
13:54
- It's in English!
13:56
I mean I don't even mind,
I was quite enjoying it.
13:58
(laughs) I just make up what
they're saying in my head,
14:01
I just make up my own dialogue
for the film (laughs),
14:03
it's a lot more interesting (laughs).
14:07
I'm making such a mess down here,
14:09
popcorn everywhere, and tissues.
14:10
It's 3:00 a.m. right now, it says it
14:15
on my Xbox right there, 3:09 a.m.
14:17
I'm actually getting pretty tired,
14:20
the movie finished, I mean
I'm like nearly finished
14:21
the popcorn, that's almost gone.
14:23
I'm on my second can of Monster now,
14:25
I'll open that now I think.
14:27
Second can!
14:30
I'm halfway down this Tango stuff too.
14:31
Pretty warm in here, to be honest,
14:34
I'm not gonna lie, I think this plastic
14:35
must be good at retaining the heat,
14:37
because I think the Xbox and the TV
14:38
with them both being on all the time,
14:41
I think that's kicking out some heat.
14:42
My body heat, the plastic
keeps the heat in,
14:44
it's actually really warm in here,
14:46
I've actually got a bit of a sweat on,
14:49
but it's not a problem,
14:51
I've got my tissues here.
14:55
(laughs) Talking about
hot, that reminds me
14:58
of that awesome day me and
my friends had in Portugal.
15:01
Or was it America?
15:05
I don't know, but that
was such an awesome day.
15:06
I love those guys, you know,
15:08
these were just an awesome
set of people right there.
15:09
Just ignore that, just
ignore that there, great day!
15:13
Oh!
15:20
Those quesadillas just
went straight through,
15:23
Mexicans never fail.
15:26
I can tell you now, the toilet does work!
15:27
I've just used it.
15:30
Oh, that stinks, that stinks.
15:30
I wish I could just open
that door for a second.
15:33
I wish there was like a
smell-evacuation button.
15:35
C'mon, hurry up and work!
15:39
So I've only got like three
or four games for my Xbox,
15:45
I've taken GTA out, I mean I wanna play
15:47
some Overwatch, but
it's got a 15 GB update.
15:49
I've not played Xbox in so long,
15:54
every time I put a game
in, it needs a huge update.
15:56
I mean I'm getting tired right now.
15:58
I'm actually getting so tired.
16:00
Just drinking these Monsters,
trying to keep me awake.
16:02
I wanna play some games,
keep my brain going
16:04
so I don't fall asleep.
16:08
I don't want to go to
sleep, I just wanna stay up
16:09
for as long as I can.
16:11
So while that's updating, I guess
16:12
I'll play some mobile games.
16:13
I mean I can't play too many,
I'm at like 46% battery,
16:14
I don't want to waste
too much, just in case.
16:17
I'm enjoying myself, I'm having
such a good time (laughs).
16:19
Good vibes only, good vibes.
16:23
Oh yeah, they look so good!
16:29
(heavy breathing)
16:33
I can double dip as much as I'd like.
16:37
These are my crisps, all for me!
16:40
Double dip, double!
16:42
They make these games
so that you always lose
16:48
and you have to spend money.
16:50
I'm not complaining, I'm not complaining,
16:52
I'm having an awesome time!
16:55
No, this is taking too long!
16:59
I think I'm gonna have a power nap,
17:04
a little 20 minute power nap or something.
17:05
Just sort of like regenerate my health,
17:07
and I'm ready to hardcore game (laughs).
17:09
Definitely need a little nap,
17:13
just while this updates,
and then I'm ready to play.
17:14
I'll let you know when I wake up,
17:17
and I'll show you my skills,
I'll show you them mad skills.
17:19
Them mad skills bruh, them
mad skills bruh, what?
17:23
(laughs) Mr. Bean!
17:34
I'm on my third can.
17:37
I've just woke up.
17:39
And what like a huge sleep I've just had!
17:40
(burps) It's just got 6:00 a.m.
17:42
I've got about an hour until I'm allowed
17:44
out of this place.
17:46
I mean I'm too tired
to game, and if I game,
17:47
I'm just gonna do rubbish,
I've just put Mr. Bean on.
17:50
Morning!
17:53
Morning, Bean!
17:55
So I'm just gonna watch this
Mr. Bean thing for an hour,
17:56
and then Moon should
be here about 7:00 a.m.
17:59
Usually she comes down
just to see how I've done,
18:01
make sure I'm not asleep,
18:02
she's gonna make sure I come out on time.
18:03
Just gonna chill and watch
Bean for the last hour.
18:06
And then it's time to go!
18:10
We'll draw another successful challenge.
18:12
Ah yes.
18:14
It's time, it's time.
18:18
It's almost 7:00 a.m right now,
18:21
I've just heard Moon slam
the front door of the house,
18:23
so she'll be here any minute.
18:24
(sighs)
18:27
(door bell chimes)
18:30
- [Moon] Morning!
18:31
(door bell chimes)
18:32
Hello?
18:33
- Morning!
18:34
- [Moon] Morning!
18:35
- Morning!
18:36
Morning!
18:39
- [Moon] Morning!
18:40
Get out.
18:42
- Yup.
18:43
- [Moon] (laughs) Mr. Bean.
18:45
- I've got Mr. Bean on.
18:48
- [Moon] How was it?
18:50
- Best challenge ever!
18:52
(energetic electronic music)
18:55
歌词与翻译
[中文]
（胜利的音乐）
- 所以你们要求了这个视频。
每个视频，
有人总是建议，
“在便盆里过夜。”
每个视频，以及它
得到了 500 个赞，
，我忽略了它，我忽略了它，
我没有忽略它，我
只是不想这样做
，因为我知道这会很恶心，
那会很恶心。
所以我们要这么做，是时候了。
我不能再拖延了，
我必须这么做（笑）。
所以我买了一辆货车，我开车，
我有一个便盆，
我把它带回家了，我的意思是这个东西
很容易携带，它
就这么轻松简单。
- [月亮]什么？
- 天啊。
月亮，救命啊！
（月亮笑）
我被困住了！
（笑）那东西比我想象的要大得多
是，而且很重。
所以我确实想把它放在这儿的某个地方，
但我们不能把它带到后面，
所以我不得不把它留下
在房子的前面。
我的意思是我不想打开它
房子前面，但是--
（灯泡叮叮当当）
月亮，如果我们把它放在车库里，
我可以在那里得到电力，
我可以在那里得到电视，我的Xbox。
我想充分利用
英国的豪华厕所。
- [月亮]在英国？
- 在世界上？
- [月亮]在世界上吗？
（笑）让我们开始吧，
世界上最豪华的便携式便盆
！
我总是想办法抱怨这些视频
--
- 你总是抱怨。
- 我是英国人！
- 你总是抱怨！
- 这就是我们所做的！
- [月亮]你知道你在做什么吗？
- 不！
- [月亮]你总是抱怨！
- 今天的挑战是制作一些东西
以便在那里过夜
我只是不能抱怨。
里面会有电视、Xbox，
我们会在里面放很多零食。
我们会有灯，
这太棒了！
所以无论如何，这会
与我上一个视频完全相反
。
我的上一个视频，如果你
还没看，
我完整地度过了一晚
黑暗，寂静！
我什么也听不到，也看不到。
哦不，那不是晚上，
那是整整24小时。
我花了整整24小时！
该视频将是
就像一个完全相反的人。
如果你没看过
已经是最后一个视频了，
去看吧，但现在不要看，
最后会有一个指向
的链接，所以然后
看完这个就去看吧。
这太可怕了，我吓坏了
出来了，我不喜欢那个。
如果您还没有订阅，欢迎！
我们每两到三天就会做一次这样的蠢事
，链接
描述中，什么？
说明中的链接指向什么（笑）？
我很困惑，请按
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我每次上传。
就这么简单！
所以我和 Moon 现在是
要去拿补给品，
但在我们走之前，快速厚脸皮的插头，
跟着我@Killemftw，
Instagram、Twitter、
关注我，链接位于说明中。
我们去买物资吧。
我要买一部新电视，宝贝。
我们要设置 Xbox，
那会很棒。
我家里的电视
太大了，无法进去，
所以我需要买这个
因为它小得多，
还有其他一些
我买的东西，
我现在不会给你看，
我回家后会给你看，
但我只需要一些食物和东西。
因为我睡在马桶上，
这是唯一最安全的地方
是时候吃墨西哥了。
玉米饼！
（月亮嗡嗡声）
- [月亮]你得到了什么？
- 我需要空气清新剂。
- [月亮] 疯狂吧，疯狂吧，再来一个。
另一种，你真的明白了
他们所有人，不是吗？
- 我要每种口味都买一个。
我要买一些
Chipotle 玉米饼片，
我也要去沾点。
要去买爆米花，不要
你，当你看电影的时候？
- [月亮] 它在一起就像
月亮和杀死他们，你知道吗？
- 月亮并杀死他们。
电影、爆米花、面包和黄油、
奶酪和吐司、吐司上的豆类。
- [月亮] 狗和银河。
- 那些甚至被称为“甜蜜影院”。
我的意思是，我必须这么做。
我想做一场游戏马拉松
或者其他什么，我需要一杯能量饮料。
我会选择零糖，
因为这就像我
减肥，我正在节食。
- [月亮]你在节食吗？
- 你在笑什么？
我正在减肥。
我还会买一杯 Apple Tango，
只是为了确保我补充水分。
我还要买一些浴室清洁剂，
我想我会需要很多。
所以我认为这就是一切，
我的意思是我已经买了很多东西
这里有额外的东西。
不要显示，不要显示！
这个移动便盆看起来会很疯狂。
这实际上就是
世界上最豪华的便携式便盆
。
- [月亮] 如果你不想走怎么办？
如果你不想离开怎么办？
- 这只是我必须冒的风险。
那么我们走吧，回家见。
（充满活力的电子音乐）
（笑）
哦耶！
所以这将是最好的
过夜视频！
- [月亮]我会离开你--
- 哦，我死了，不！
欢迎来到我的婴儿床，正如你所看到的，
我把这件事做得很好。
非常好（笑）。
我们有了电视，我们一起摇摆
24英寸电视在这儿。
- [月亮] 高清就绪，你知道。
高清就绪。
- 高清就绪。
我们甚至还有一个遥控器，你
不必伸手到这里
来按下它，只需按下
直接说（笑）。
我们还设置了 Xbox One，
我的控制器就在那里
厕所冲水旁边。
您可以从这里完成所有操作。
一边做生意
你在玩，冲它--
- [月亮] 这是游戏玩家的天堂吗？
- 这是游戏玩家的天堂！
如果你想洗手后
那里有一个水槽，你
只需拿起你的电话。
- [Moon] 另外，实际上--
- 事实上，等等！
甚至一块肥皂。
- [月亮]你不必得到
事实上，不再这样了。
- 你知道吗，我想我
可能只买其中之一
并为自己保留。
我有 WiFi，房子就在那里。
我们（自言自语）有 Wifi，
我们现在在线。
- [月亮] 这就是你需要的一切！
- 我们也有这个。
所以我们没有气味，而且看起来也不错。
（月亮笑）
（笑）什么？
- [月亮] 真是天才啊！
- 看看枝形吊灯。
看我摇动吊灯！
（Moon 和 Kill 'Em 笑）
也得到了这个，得到了我的
墙上的朋友们。
- [月亮]你的朋友们！
- 老实说，这是我真正的朋友。
- [月亮]是里面的人（笑）！
- [杀掉他们] 看，我来了。
- [月亮]看，到了
你卖掉这幅画--
- 我来了，看，不，停下来！
最后，当您
做完你的事，
你必须清洁自己，
所以我们有卫生纸。
然后你洗手
因为你不
脏了，所以我们用
来擦干你的手！
- [月亮]里面什么都有！
- 看，看，看！
今天的视频没有负面情绪，
只有良好的氛围！
现在外面天黑了，我们已经
在这里已经有一段时间了，
所以我必须在这里过夜，
我真的很期待。
哦，我忘记说了，
我的补给品也在这里！
薯片、我的爆米花、我的蘸酱、我的饮料、
和我的能量饮料。
最后，看，看！
我们那里有门铃，
我不会按它，
我不会毁掉它
因为稍后 Moon 会
给我做一些食物，
，她会送过来，
她会使用门铃吗？
我们有很酷的门铃。
- [月亮] 我希望不会
打扰一下，先生！
- 我们还没有得到什么？
- [月亮] Kill 'Em McDip 先生，
Kill 'Em McDip 先生（笑）。
- 什么是我们没有认真对待的？
说真的，我们还没有得到什么？
请在评论中告诉我。
就是这样，我在这里过夜，
这会很棒，
待会儿见，
别打扰我，我
会玩得很开心，再见！
（锁定幻灯片）
好的，就是这样，
我简直不敢相信，
这太棒了！
Xbox 在这里，我已经
现在已经玩了《侠盗猎车手》
，我还有一些其他游戏，
，但我现在只是很喜欢《侠盗猎车手》
，但还没有
有很多时间玩，
制作所有这些视频，
每两三天就将这些视频
销毁一次，
你知道我没有太多时间
玩 Xbox，所以我
今晚要弥补
并玩很多东西。
所以无论如何，我已经
在那里设置好了，
你知道你已经看到了其他一切，
我已经向你展示了我的房间参观，
这里实际上闻起来很香。
太强了！
闻起来真香。
我不会开始
零食还没吃完，
实际上我可能会喝点能量饮料，
让我开始，让我继续。
这里的一切都正常工作，
马桶冲水，水槽运行，
一切都正常工作，
那么我们就可以出发了。
所以无论如何，我想让您知道
有几条规则。
今晚有几条规则。
第一条规则，我不是
允许打开这扇门。
好吧，我可以打开它一次。
我有一次机会
随时给Moon打电话，
她会给我带来一些东西，
她会给我带来一些食物或其他什么，
以及我要求的任何其他东西，
她会给我带来那个。
但只有一次，我只是
允许开门一次。
第二条规则是
尽我所能地玩得开心。
我无权抱怨
对于整个视频。
我已经抱怨过很多次了
在我最近的视频中，
所以今天，没有抱怨。
只是良好的氛围而已。
我有我的 Xbox，一切都已设置完毕，
我有我的控制器，
就像充满电一样，
拿到了我的食物、零食等等，
拿到了我的手机，这就像 100%。
就是这样（笑）！
想象一下，这是
不是全新的厕所，
这是租来的。
我确信之前有数百人
在这里做过小事
还有便便之类的东西，
现在我就坐在这里，
把我的 Xbox 放在这里等等（笑）。
这太糟糕了，这真的让我厌烦，
我的意思是我的食物已经吃完了
也在地板上，
，然后你就会想到所有在这里的人
，他们的粪便，
拉屎，而我在这里（笑）。
我只是想尝试而不去想它，
你知道我已经清理了它，
显然，当我租用它时
它已经被清理干净了，我已经尽我所能地清理了它
，我的意思是
还不错，
这些确实做得很好。
我可能只是设置一下相机
就像在角落里一样，
继续前进，得到
一些镜头和东西。
我会及时通知您最新情况
我很快就会见到你。
（电子游戏尖叫声）
（笑）
不是开玩笑，我在玩游戏
就在那时，
我不敢相信这是
已经几个小时了。
不是开玩笑，我对此很感兴趣，
我只是在执行一个又一个的任务
，
我已经在游戏中走了这么远了。
所以无论如何，我的相机开始闪烁
就像电池电量不足一样，
我把它放在那里太久了。
所以我得给Moon打电话。
所以我要给Moon打电话
现在，我要请她
给我拿来我的玉米饼，
我得向
要另一块相机电池。
一些DVD，我忘记带DVD了。
打算看一会儿电影，
稍微放松一下
厌倦了那里的游戏。
那么，让我们快速地给 Moon 打电话吧。
（电话铃声）
（笑）你好！
这是杀死他们先生。
能给我四个玉米饼吗？
不，四个玉米饼！
请问可以送货吗？
还有备用相机电池、
和 DVD 盒。
就是这样，谢谢，再见！
好吧，月亮，我需要他们的东西。
快点，月亮，加油！
我想月亮会过来。
是啊是啊，她来了，她来了！
（敲门）
（门铃响）
- [月亮]喂？
（门铃响）
（敲门）
- [杀死他们] 好的。
- [月亮] 你好！
- [杀掉他们] 给我
货，给货！
- [月亮]小心，他们很温暖。
- 哦，是的！
你有我的 DVD 吗？
- [Moon] 是的，我没看是哪一个，
也许是错误的文件夹，有一个
，里面有一些幼稚和德国的东西。
- 德语？
- [月亮] 是的，我不知道是不是那个。
- 如果是德语我就看不了。
- [月亮] 25.27 美元，谢谢。
- 什么？
- [月亮] 25 磅，27 页。
- 没带钱包，我该如何付款？
- [月亮] 是的，我们需要
然后解决一些问题。
- [杀死他们] 看这个。
- [月亮]什么？
- [杀死他们] 看，看。
- [月亮]什么？
现在看（笑）。
（门铃响）
不！
我已将其关闭。
（门铃响）
不，什么？
（Moon 笑）
我以为你可以，开关有什么用？
好吧，把相机放在那里就可以了。
最豪华的油炸玉米粉饼
世界上有便携式便盆！
哦，那真的很漂亮。
它不断地出现在我的脑海中
我记得
我坐在人们使用的厕所里。
这让我有点失望。
我已经把它全部洒在我身上了！
不！
这真的很方便
卫生纸就在那里。
（笑）它真的很方便！
所以除了溢出
墨西哥菜让我很失望，
它的味道真的很美！
我已经吃饱了，可以出发了。
我的意思是，还有一些地方可以放爆米花，
因为我现在要看电影。
这是 Moon 的所有电影！
她在奥地利
买了他们，他们显然会说德语。
所以我们有哈利·波特之类的东西。
什么，奥斯汀鲍尔斯，太酷了。
我从来没有听说过这些。
《僵尸肖恩》，那是经典。
辛普森一家，又是哈利波特。
我想我就看看
这个，哈利·波特。
哦，是的，我们来买爆米花吧！
哦不，不是这样。
爆米花，准备好我的爆米花。
这会太棒了！
（笑）
这是德语，我发誓
天哪，这是德语。
看看这个！
（说德语的人）
看，这是德语！
我告诉过你这很方便
那里有卫生纸！
所以我大约一个小时
电影开场 15 分钟，
快过半了。
Moon刚刚给我打电话
看看我是否还好，
看看是否一切顺利
一切都很好，
，我告诉她我正在观看
德语版《哈利·波特》，
，我不知道
他们在说什么。
我以前从未看过这个，
然后她就开始笑，
就像疯狂的笑。
她告诉我，“你可以把它改为英语。
“你只需进入设置即可。”
我什至不知道。
我只是想了一次
电影是那种语言，
它永远是那种语言。
- [哈利]你还好吗，韦斯莱先生？
- 我们所有人都被跟踪了。
- 是英文的！
我的意思是我什至不介意，
我很享受它。
（笑）我只是编造而已
他们在我脑子里说，
我只是编造自己的对话
对于电影（笑）来说，
更有趣（笑）。
我把这里弄得一团糟，
到处都是爆米花和纸巾。
现在是凌晨 3:00，我的 Xbox 上显示
凌晨 3:09
我实际上已经很累了，
电影结束了，我是说
我就像快吃完了
爆米花，快吃完了。
我现在正在喝第二罐 Monster，
我想我现在就打开它。
第二罐！
我也正在学习 Tango 的东西。
老实说，这里很温暖，
我不会撒谎，我认为这种塑料
一定能够很好地保持热量，
因为我认为 Xbox 和电视
都一直开着，
我认为这会散发一些热量。
我的身体热量，塑料
保持热量，
这里实际上很热，
我实际上出了一点汗，
但这不是问题，
我这里有纸巾。
（笑）谈论
热，这让我想起
我和我的那个美好的一天
我的朋友在葡萄牙。
还是美国？
我不知道，但那
真是美好的一天。
我爱那些家伙，你知道，
他们真是太棒了
一群人就在那里。
忽略它，只是
忽略那里，美好的一天！
哦！
那些玉米饼只是
直接通过，
墨西哥人永远不会失败。
我现在可以告诉你，厕所可以用！
我刚刚使用过它。
哦，太臭了，太臭了。
我希望我能打开
那扇门有一秒钟。
我希望有一个
气味疏散按钮。
来吧，快点干活吧！
所以我只有三个
或者我的 Xbox 上的四款游戏，
我已经把 GTA 拿出来了，我的意思是我想玩
一些《守望先锋》，但是
它有 15 GB 的更新。
我已经很久没玩Xbox了，
每次我放游戏的时候
中，它需要一个巨大的更新。
我的意思是我现在很累。
我真的很累了。
只是喝这些怪物，
试图让我保持清醒。
我想玩一些游戏，
让我的大脑保持运转
，这样我就不会睡着。
我不想去
睡觉吧，我只想尽可能地熬夜
。
所以在更新的同时，我想
我会玩一些手机游戏。
我的意思是我不能玩太多，
我的电量大约为 46%，
我不想浪费
太多了，以防万一。
我很享受，我有
真是一段美好的时光（笑）。
只有良好的氛围，良好的氛围。
哦，是的，它们看起来太棒了！
（粗重的呼吸）
我可以随心所欲地双浸。
这些是我的薯片，都是给我的！
双浸，双浸！
他们制作了这些游戏
这样你总是会输
并且你必须花钱。
我没有抱怨，我没有抱怨，
我玩得很开心！
不，这花了太长时间！
我想我要小睡一下，
小睡 20 分钟之类的。
就像恢复我的健康一样，
我已经准备好玩硬核游戏了（笑）。
绝对需要小睡一下，
就在更新时，
然后我就可以开始玩了。
当我醒来时我会告诉你，
我会向你展示我的技能，
我将向你展示他们的疯狂技能。
他们疯狂的技能，他们
疯狂的技能，什么？
（笑）憨豆先生！
我已经喝了第三罐了。
我刚刚醒来。
我刚刚睡了一个好觉！
（打嗝）现在才早上 6:00。
我还有大约一个小时的时间才能
离开这个地方。
我是说我太累了
玩游戏，如果我玩游戏，
我只会做垃圾，
我刚刚给憨豆先生穿上了。
早上好！
早上好，豆子！
所以我就看这个
憨豆先生玩了一个小时，
然后月亮应该
早上 7:00 左右到达
通常她会下来
只是为了看看我做得怎么样，
确保我没有睡着，
她会确保我准时出来。
只是想冷静下来看看
最后一个小时豆子。
然后就该出发了！
我们将抽出另一次成功的挑战。
啊是的。
是时候了，是时候了。
现在快7:00了，
我刚刚听到月满的声音
房子的前门，
，所以她随时都会到。
（叹气）
（门铃响起）
- [月亮]早上好！
（门铃响）
喂？
- 早上好！
- [月亮]早上好！
- 早上好！
早上好！
- [月亮]早上好！
出去。
- 是的。
- [月亮]（笑）憨豆先生。
- 憨豆先生已经上场了。
- [月亮] 怎么样？
- 有史以来最好的挑战！
（充满活力的电子音乐）
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重点词汇
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demanded /dɪˈmændɪd/ B2 |
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suggests /səˈdʒests/ B1 |
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ignored /ɪɡˈnɔːrd/ B1 |
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gross /ɡroʊs/ B1 |
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portable /ˈpɔːrtəbl/ B1 |
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stuck /stʌk/ A2 |
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luxurious /lʌkˈʃʊəriəs/ B2 |
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complaining /kəmˈpleɪnɪŋ/ B1 |
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loads /loʊdz/ A2 |
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creepy /ˈkriːpi/ B1 |
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subscribed /səbˈskraɪbd/ A2 |
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supplies /səˈplaɪz/ A2 |
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tele /tiːl/ A2 |
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slimming /ˈslɪmɪŋ/ B1 |
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hydrated /ˈhaɪdreɪtɪd/ B1 |
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insane /ɪnˈseɪn/ B2 |
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crib /krɪb/ A2 |
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重点语法结构
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Every single video, someone always suggests, "Spend the night in a porta potty."
➔ 间接引语，使用 'always' 与现在时表达习惯性动作。
➔ 这句话报道了人们的建议。 “Spend the night...” 这个短语是一个报告的命令/建议。 使用 'always' 强调了建议的频率。 现在时 'suggests' 表示重复发生的动作。
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I've ignored it and I've ignored it, I've not ignored it, I just don't want to do it
➔ 现在完成时（重复动作和否定），使用 'just' 表达原因。
➔ 重复使用“I've ignored it”强调了说话者之前的犹豫。 “not ignored it”是一种修辞手法，用于强调最终决定去做这件事。 “just”介绍了犹豫的原因。
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So I got a van, I drove, I got a porta potty, I brought it back home
➔ 简单过去时（叙事顺序），用 'and' 协调。
➔ 这句话使用一系列过去时动词来叙述一系列事件。连词 'and' 以时间顺序连接这些动作。
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Moon, help! I'm stuck!
➔ 祈使语气（直接命令），感叹句。
➔ “Moon, help!” 是使用祈使语气的直接命令。 “I'm stuck!” 是一句感叹句，表达突然的认识或痛苦。
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