– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

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无论你是为我欢呼 还是刚好在场

因为这里太冷了 对吧

我知道东海岸的人会说

艾伦 这根本不冷

但这里确实很冷

我觉得就算是东海岸的人

今早气温也才零下一度左右

我甚至怀疑我们这的天气

是不是和俄罗斯串通好了

真这么觉得

好吧

我有件事要坦白

嗯哼

我干了件承诺过绝不做的事

结果还是做了 羞惭万分

我这人最重诚信 所以告诉你们吧

我看了《单身汉》

[尖叫声]

[掌声]

我看了 纯属意外

事情是这样的

真的 纯属意外

当时我在家

发现客厅顶灯灯泡

烧坏了

就搬来梯子爬上去

踩在最顶上那级——就是标明请勿站立的那级

虽然明明是个台阶

It's on there.

我在梯顶摇摇晃晃换灯泡

结果脚下一滑

摔下来时

正好砸中遥控器打开了《单身汉》 还连看两小时

——开玩笑的啦

实情是这样

波蒂娅出差了 我没把持住

又孤单又无聊

灯泡到现在还坏着呢

一直没换

每年我都说看过这节目

也告诉你们我看过

但今年本打算坚决不看的

原以为真能忍住

结果还是看了

我足足撑了八周

八周都没看 然后...

有人也在看吗

谁在看《单身汉》？

[尖叫声]

瞧把你们骄傲的

看个节目还得意起来了

真行

其他人都在摇头叹息 觉得我没救了吧

没看过这节目的朋友

我简单介绍下

这节目聚集了各类女性

有贝卡K 贝卡M 贝卡B 贝卡C 布里特妮J

布里特妮T 布里特妮Y 布里特妮P 劳伦B 劳伦G

劳伦J 劳伦S 我刚说了贝卡组对吧

29位名字超长的女生里

站着位英俊白人男

他叫阿里

看这就是他

[尖叫声]

帅吧

好哦

他曾是职业赛车手 现在做房产中介

在《单身汉》里这设定挺迷人

搁社交软件上人家只当你是开网约车的

[笑声]

...

没辙

明知很蠢还是要看

其实心里门儿清

《单身汉》就像披萨

再难吃的披萨也还是披萨

要是特别难吃 反而莫名带感呢

所以呢 要是像我这样

错过八周节目 每集两小时

根本不可能追得上进度

逗你呢

剧情其实毫无改变

[笑声]

猴子随便看眼都知道在演啥

但如果你跟我一样漏看前半季

又想快速了解

我整理了剧情回顾

现在上车还来得及

目前的进展是——

[视频播放中]

...

[掌声]

...

可怜的贝卡M...也可能是丽贝卡J...反正其中一位

就是那个...

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[英语]

If you were cheering for me or just because you're inside.

Because it's cold here, isn't it?

I know people from the East coast are going,

it is not cold here, Ellen.

But it's cold here.

I mean, I think even like, you know, for people on the East

coast, it's like-- it was like 30 degrees this morning.

I actually think that maybe our weather

is colluding with Russia.

That's what I think.

OK.

I have a confession to make.

OK.

Something I did, and I said I wouldn't do it.

And I did it, and I'm deeply ashamed.

And I'm all about honesty, so I'm going to tell you.

I watched The Bachelor.

[SCREAMING]

[APPLAUSE]

I watched it, and it was an accident.

Here's what happened.

Here's what happened.

What happened was I was--

I was at home, and I noticed the light bulb

was out in the ceiling in the living room.

So I got a ladder and I climbed up the ladder and I went

on the very top step, the one they tell you not to get on

even though it's a step.

It's on there.

And anyway, so I'm balancing on the top of it trying

to change that light bulb and I slipped

and I fell and I landed on the remote

and it turned on The Bachelor, and I watched it for two hours.

And-- I'm kidding.

This is how it really happened.

Portia was out of town, and I got weak.

I just-- I was lonely, I was bored.

The light bulb is still out.

I haven't gotten to it.

Every year I swear I have watched it in the past,

and I've told you I've watched it,

but this year, I was like, I am not going to watch it.

And I really didn't think I was going to watch it,

and then I ended up watching it.

I held out for eight weeks.

I didn't watch it for eight weeks, and then--

who's watching?

Anybody watching The Bachelor?

[SCREAMING]

And so proud, too.

So proud that you watch it.

That's great.

The rest of you are just shaking your head like, you poor thing.

So if you haven't watched The Bachelor,

I'm going explain what happens.

It's a show that brings together all kinds of women.

There's Becca K, Becca M, Becca B, Becca C, Brittany J,

Brittany T, Brittany Y, Brittany P, Lauren B, Lauren G,

Lauren J, Lauren S. I said the Beccas, right?

There's, like, 29 women with four names,

and in the middle of all that, there's a handsome white man.

And his is Ari.

Here he is.

[SCREAMING]

Yeah?

OK.

He's a retired race car driver, and now, he's a realtor.

And on The Bachelor, that sounds attractive.

On Tinder, it means you're a Uber driver.

[LAUGHING]

All right.

I don't know why I keep watching.

I mean, I do know why.

Because The Bachelor is like pizza.

Even when it's bad it's good.

It's like-- and when it's really bad, it's really good.

And so the thing is, if you miss,

like, eight weeks of episodes, each episode is two hours long,

and it's impossible to catch up on what's going on.

I'm kidding.

It's exactly the same.

[LAUGHING]

Like, a monkey could tune in and all of a sudden go, oh, get it.

And if you missed the first half of the season

like I did and you want to catch up,

I put together a recap of what's happened so far.

So you can join in now.

This is what's happened.

[VIDEO PLAYBACK]

[APPLAUSE]

Poor Becca M. That was Becca M or Rebecca J. One of them.

It was--

重点词汇

词汇	含义
colluding /kəˈluːdɪŋ/ C1	verb - 暗中勾结
confession /kənˈfɛʃən/ B2	noun - 坦白，供认
ashamed /əˈʃeɪmd/ B1	adjective - 羞愧的
honesty /ˈɒnəsti/ B2	noun - 诚实
accident /ˈæksɪdənt/ B1	noun - 事故
ladder /ˈlædər/ A2	noun - 梯子
balancing /ˈbælən sɪŋ/ B2	verb - 保持平衡
remote /rɪˈmoʊt/ B1	noun - 遥控器
realtor /ˈriːəlˌtɔːr/ C1	noun - 房地产经纪人
attractive /əˈtræktɪv/ B2	adjective - 有吸引力的
impossible /ɪmˈpɒsɪbəl/ B2	adjective - 不可能的
catch /kætʃ/ B1	verb - 抓住，赶上
recap /riˈkæp/ C1	noun - 概要
episode /ˈɛpɪsoʊd/ B1	noun - 剧集
season /ˈsiːzən/ B1	noun - 季, 赛季
lonely /ˈloʊnli/ B1	adjective - 孤单的
bored /bɔːrd/ A2	adjective - 无聊的
proud /praʊd/ B1	adjective - 自豪的

重点语法结构

• If you were cheering for me or just because you're inside.

  ➔ 第二类条件状语从句

  ➔ 'If you were cheering' 中使用 'were' 表示现在时的假设情况。

• Because it's cold here, isn't it?

  ➔ 尾随问句

  ➔ 'Isn't it?' 是尾随问句，用于寻求同意或确认。

• I know people from the East coast are going, it is not cold here, Ellen.

  ➔ 间接引语

  ➔ 'Are going, it is not cold here' 是间接引语，原文以间接方式传达。

• I actually think that maybe our weather is colluding with Russia.

  ➔ 用于推测的情态动词 (maybe)

  ➔ 'Maybe' 用于表达关于天气与俄罗斯勾结的不确定性或推测。

• I watched The Bachelor. [SCREAMING]

  ➔ 一般过去时

  ➔ 'I watched' 是一般过去时，表示过去完成的动作。

• I held out for eight weeks.

  ➔ 词组动词 (held out)

  ➔ 'Held out' 是词组动词，表示在一段时间内忍受或抵抗某事。

• Even when it's bad it's good.

  ➔ 并列结构

  ➔ 这句话使用 'when it's bad' 和 'it's good' 的并列结构来强调对比。