– 英语/中文 双语歌词

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[中文]

（欢快的音乐）

- 多种选择！

凯拉会找到 适合送给妈妈的礼物吗？

- [Kayla] 如果我们给她这个怎么办？

（摇滚音乐）

- 那里怎么样？

块茎和块茎。

让我和我的儿子泰勒来了。

- 它们被称为 DFF 不是块茎和管茎。

（泰勒嘲笑）

- 好吧，他们可以是块茎 以及 Tubet 和 DFF。

- 也许你的老人头发开始扎起来。

- 我老人的头发开始扎起来。

确实如此。看看那个。

我额头上的M越来越大了。

看看那个。

很快就会变成大写 M。

实际上它已经是大写 M。

- 妈妈男人。

- 妈妈男人

（两人都笑了）

不，是男人。

你在说什么？

没有妈咪男人。

嗯，即将到来 长曲棍球赛季在这里，

，所以我们得给他买一些装备。

所以泰勒玩

- 您不需要装备来进行运动。

- 是的，不，他只是 想要进去并喜欢

猛击人们的头 他的脑袋很粗。

（拳打声）

（笑）

还有他的棍子

我就用我的棍子。

我的眼球那里很痒。

（拳击声）

无论如何，我们要去给他买一些装备，

我认为长曲棍球开始了 就像一两周后

类似的事情 我们只是想确定一下。

- 一两周。

- 一两周。

我们将向您展示所有 他会得到

的很酷的东西以及他的样子。

他会像长曲棍球运动员一样出局。

- 哇！

- 我们出去了。长曲棍球出局！

好的。

- 我们到了。

（两人都笑了）

- 我们到了。我们成功了。

好吧，我们要去检查一下 在这里拿出一些装备

，我们已经把它们全部挑出来了。

哦，去看看你的棍子伙伴。

所以这就是他用来敲打人们

头部的方法。

太棒了。

我可能也得买其中一件。

但请查看一些 他们在这里得到了很酷的东西。

他们有一些非常棒的东西 喜欢设备之类的东西所以

我给你一点 参观这里的商店。

这就是您获得的 护肘和手套。

我觉得就是这种 他得到的手套。

我们将向您展示泰勒在这里的盛装打扮。

- 你知道我总是得不到什么吗？

就像我在观看时一样 长曲棍球他们传得很好。

就像 womp 一样。

- [肖恩] 是的，你是 会变得像那样

，只需要练习。

是的，看看那个。

伙计，你没问题吧。

（笑）

我会在空中传递给你。

好的，准备好了吗？

（接球）

哦，看你需要一些练习了，伙计。

我们将培养您的技能。

好吧，无论如何我们得到了 各种凉垫。

这是胸甲。

保护程度不如 你想参加足球

，但尽管如此，你仍然必须拥有它。

当然还有木棍。

这就是长曲棍球的乐趣所在。

能够殴打别人 用棍子打在脸上。

开玩笑，你不能这么做。

禁止殴打他人 用棍子打脸。

对不起，伙计。

我们得去买他所有的装备，然后

我们会给他穿上衣服 起来，这样你就可以看到

他穿起来会是什么样子 他练习的第一天。

怎么样，伙计？

这就是头部捕手吧？

您可以使用这些 打在脸上。

开玩笑。

这是给守门员的。

他们变得更大

，然后是那些 在田野里跑来跑去

拿较小的一个来传球。

- 他们让目标变得不可能。

（笑）

- [肖恩]我知道。那几乎一样大。

也许这就是正确的目标。

如果你在那东西里得到它 当有人拿着它

时，你就会得到

- 哈利·波特是什么样子？

- [肖恩] 就像哈利一样

- 您必须到达的地方 它在巨大的环中。

- [肖恩] 是的。

该游戏的名称是什么？

他们怎么称呼它？

魁地奇。这是魁地奇。

是的，这有点像魁地奇。

无论如何，我得去付钱了。

然后我们回家

我们会让他穿上

这样你就可以看到他的样子。

太酷了。

好吧，我们刚到家。

从包里取出所有装备。

让泰勒穿上正装，这就是他

的样子 就像打长曲棍球一样。

嘭！看看那个。

他就是你看到后面所有袋子的人。

我们真的只是把它从包里拿出来。

好的，他想向您展示一些动作。

尽管如此，他从来没有 在他生命中的

一天之前打过长曲棍球。

他只有一根棍子。

他有球而且他 准备好了，因为

- 我认为我还没有 以前拿过棍子。

- 好吧，让我们开始吧。

我们要带你出去。

我们将向您展示他的一些动作。

（欢快的音乐）

如您所见。

我们都有一些工作要做。

我想我要不参加这个了。

我对这项运动不太了解，

所以我认为我无法指导它。

所以我会看着他也许我会 如果可以的话，下赛季担任教练。

然后是泰勒。

他需要提高一些技能，

所以我们要查找 一些 YouTube 视频。

想想吧。

关于不同类型 在赛季开始前他可以进行

的训练。

那么你觉得怎么样，伙计？

会很有趣吗？

- 是的，但是我们可以做一个吗 多一点点通过吗？

- 是的。

好吧，泰勒和我是 使用他的品牌

新长曲棍球装备进行练习并 我和孩子们要去

办点事。

是的，但是没有小狗来

- 是的，他们来了。这个是。

- [Shawn] 没有早恋，但是 如你所见，我们的房子

现在有点混乱。

老兄，看起来像龙卷风 有点撞到这里了。

我们到处都有东西

，这是美丽的康妮。

- 嘿。

是的，我要留下来 并进行一些清洁工作。

所以你们玩得开心。

- [肖恩] 太棒​​了。

你要打扫卫生 当我们去购物时。

- 你们玩得很开心，宝贝。

（亲吻）

哦，是的，凯拉有东西 向您展示真的很重要。

- 好吧，这是我昨晚画的。

这是我的朋友 Vanessa

的照片，里面都是 她喜欢卡在她的头发里。

她就像躺下

但我没有填写她 眼睛还是嘴唇。

- 瓦妮莎喜欢流行戒指？

- 是的！

（泰勒笑）

- 多么美丽的图画啊。

如您所见，康妮是 当我们还在笑的时候，我们已经在这里努力工作了

。

（笑）

商店有什么特殊要求吗？

- 我想不出任何东西。

给我一个惊喜吧。

- [肖恩]令你惊讶吗？

- 是的！

- [Shawn] 好吧，我们会给她一个惊喜。

- 是的，我肯定会给你一个惊喜

一个漂亮干净的房子。

- [Shawn]我已经很惊讶了。

（康妮笑）

我知道。什么时候会发生这种情况？

- [肖恩]从来没有。我的意思是

- 我们太忙了，我发誓这永远不会发生。

我今天就必须这么做。

尽管我很想去购物。

我要打扫。

- 我们爱你康妮，因为你帮助我们打扫卫生

然后我就得这样做

我不知道对我们俩来说是一种折磨

因为我讨厌购物 我确信康妮讨厌清洁。

所以我们都在做一些我们并不真正想做的事情

做但需要完成。

- 也许我们应该换个地方？

呃，我在想什么？

- 为什么妈妈不能一起来？

- 好吧，因为我不 也喜欢清洁。

- 然后咬住你的舌头。

- 是的（笑）

- 我在帮你一个忙。

- 好吧好吧。

无论如何，你知道吗 我们都在这里。

我们要去玩得开心。

我们会带你一起去。

所以哪里都别去。

好吧，我们出了家门

，我们完全不再打扫卫生了

，因为你老实说我知道 不那么介意购物。

我真的很讨厌打扫卫生，对不起康妮。

我知道你会的 正在编辑此内容，但我们愚弄了您

（笑）

所以，当您忙于家居清洁时，我们正在享受购物

。

开个玩笑。你知道我爱你。

干得好，伙计们。

我们结束了清洁工作。甜的！

- 我们去商场吧。

你花了很长时间。

- 我知道我会花很长时间，但是

我只是想告诉大家

我们正在做什么 现在因为康妮的

- 我们正在购物

- 我们要去购物

但两个康妮的生日是 几天后就会出现。

所以这给了我们一个理由 溜出家门

去给妈妈买一个 很棒的生日礼物。

所以你们准备好了吗 给妈妈一些很酷的东西？

- 是的。

- 甜蜜。

你们知道了 你想给她什么？

- 是的。

- 甜蜜。

好吧，我们得做一些 常规购物也位于顶部

，因此我们将其与 一些生日购物

，我们会带 你们和我们一起。

一号站

- 站号

- 学院体育

- [凯拉] 等等，我想 我们要去迈克尔家吗？

- 这是第二站。

（欢快的音乐）

- 什么是。这是一只小狗。

- [肖恩]他们说 在他们的手套把手上。

- 不，这是一个木偶。

- [肖恩]这是一个木偶？

（木偶噪音）

（肖恩笑）

- 这是杰夫。

- [肖恩]嗨，杰夫。

- 杰弗里！

- [肖恩] 为什么一切都是如此 你接的名字叫杰夫？

- 因为杰夫是一个很棒的名字。

- [肖恩]所以我要做 现在的预测。

你第一个男孩的名字

你的孩子将是杰夫。

- 杰弗里或鲍勃。

- 我们贿赂他以获得 牛肉干，但把它

- 我确实屈服了，我得到了一些牛肉干

，因为他们说他们会给我一些。

所以如果他们要与我分享

我也可以为他们购买。

我出了一些汗。

它们是相同的 我现在就穿着

没什么大不了的，但现在我们要去迈克尔的

，我们还有其他一些 我们要做的事情。

所以我完全做了一个愚蠢的动作

，因为我们在学院体育

，而迈克尔的下一站

实际上就是它旁边的建筑物。

但出于某种原因我没有 看到它还是我不知道。

我以为它在某个地方 否则我们就上了

的车，然后我们就到处开车了 在最后十分钟

试图找到迈克尔的。

我们刚刚经过它，意识到

它就在学院体育学院旁边。

那么

- 爸爸？

- 我会因为做了类似的事情而获得

什么样的奖励？

- 爸爸爸爸

- 街上有一个小丑！

- 有。

你不会每天都看到这样的情况！

他就像面对汽车 走向另一个方向。

这太奇怪了，但

路上有一个小丑。

他来了。

这就是小丑 吓坏了互联网上的每个人

。

他现在以 75% 的折扣出售钻石。

如果你们看到一个举着牌子的小丑

并且感到害怕 他，我们知道他在哪里。

（柔和的音乐）

- 现在我们在迈克尔家，因为

我和我的朋友经营粘液生意

，我们需要一些容器 把我们的粘液放进去。

所以我们要去看看是否能找到任何东西。

- 嘿，我在 YouTube 上吗？

是什么样的心情 你们现在在吗？

好吧，泰勒大声笑了。

凯拉很困惑。

泰勒很顽皮。

- [泰勒] 不，我不是。我是

- [Shawn] 现在他闻起来像粉红色的便便。

- 不

- [Shawn] 现在他闻起来像紫色的便便。

好吧，我想我们是 我们的

购物之旅已经进行到一半了。

我们得到了四个中的两个 商店不挡路。

凯拉你为什么不露面 每个人都有你所得到的。

- 我使用不同的罐子，因为 这些的前面有黑板

，这样我们就可以写 比如它是什么样的粘液。

- 哦，这是个好主意。

- 我们得到了圆圈一并且 然后我们得到了这个正方形。

- 凯拉变得安静 商务人士。

她就像掌握了营销的东西

所以她想制作粘液。

现在她有很棒的罐子可以放进去。

凯拉干得好。

- 我们有牛尾巴！

- 我们得到了牛尾巴！

不知道你们有没有 以前曾经有过这些。

我们并不是真正的大糖果 食者，但每隔一段时间

我们就会发现一家商店出售这些。

好的。

如果您有机会的话。

他们太棒了。

（笑）

这些就像邪恶的小糖果

，味道真的非常美味。

- [凯拉]很有嚼劲 带有奶油中心的焦糖。

- 哦，真好吃。很好吃。

- [Kayla] 我有标记。

- 这些就像特殊标记。

为什么这些标记如此特别？

他们叫什么凯拉？

- 它们称为复印标记。

- 好的。

- 他们所做的就是他们。

- 他们为你画画。

- 是的。

- 就像您甚至不需要做任何事情一样。

就像用于绘画的哈利·波特笔。

- 所以他们真的很像 特殊的艺术家笔。

所以他们有一个凿子尖，

他们有一个画笔尖。

所以画笔尖是 非常适合混合颜色

，而且我越来越喜欢绘画

，因为我订阅了 这个女孩叫 Bailey J

，她太棒了。

她就像一个巨人 复印标记的集合，

这是我的前五个复印标记

，我非常高兴能和它们一起玩。

希望我的收藏 多年来

会成长，因为它们真的很漂亮。

（笑）

- 很酷，所以现在我想我们 解决了凯拉的待办事项清单

。

现在轮到泰勒了。

- 视频游戏。

- 视频游戏。我们在 我们去游戏站的路。

他收到了一堆圣诞节礼品卡

，所以是时候用完它们了。

- 耶

- [Shawn] 你对此感到兴奋吗？

- 耶。

（欢快的音乐）

- 凯拉，你要去哪里？

- 我试图做精灵的事情。

- [肖恩]你想做精灵的事情吗？

好吧，让我们

让我们跟着你做 Elf 的事情。

一路向上。

Elf 更进一步 分割一部分比那。

- 像这样吗？

- [肖恩] 天哪，他就像 几乎做劈叉。

- 我正在做劈叉动作。

- [肖恩] 好吧。

泰勒

在我们后面做这件事。

好吧，我们就像在一个 真的很贵，很高档的商店。

凯拉正在做翻转瓶子。

看看她能不能拉 一个在地面上。

- 等等。

（干杯）

- [肖恩] 好吧，泰勒 在一家高端服装店完成了一次瓶子翻转

。

干得好。

（大家欢呼）

是的

我只是想说在保安来把我们赶出去之前你有两分钟的时间

。

干得好。

好的，第一站是游戏站。

这不是巧合

事实确实如此 这是早些时候计划好的。

就是这里。

- [泰勒] 第一名是体育学院。

- [肖恩]在商场里面，呃。

泰勒会挑选一些游戏

，然后我们去看看有什么 这是他想要得到的。

你知道自己想要什么吗？

你得到了一堆礼物 圣诞节贺卡，

那么你用礼品卡得到了什么？

- 我有《守望先锋》并且

我得到了像收藏包一样的《命运》。

- [Shawn] 好吧，让我们来看看它们。

看看你得到了什么。

- 这是《守望先锋》。

- [肖恩]《守望先锋》，好吧 这是青少年批准的。

太酷了。

另外一个是什么？

- [泰勒] 严格来说还是个青少年。

- [肖恩]我们得到了命运 这也适合年龄

，看起来干得很好。

凯拉有一个特殊要求。

你想去做什么？

- 我想去 Lush。

- [Shawn] 你想去 Lush 吗？

- 哦，不，等等，小狗店。

- [肖恩]你想去小狗店吗？

- 小狗店。

- [肖恩]我们去找小狗店吧。

看看他们得到了什么。

好的，在去小狗店的路上，我们

- 找到了一个地方。

- 我们正在庆祝生日 在这里为康妮购物

，因为她的生日是 在短短几天内

，泰勒有了一个主意。

- 你想得到什么 你妈妈过生日吗？

- 建造一只熊。

- 搭建熊并猜猜我们在哪里？

建造一只熊。甜的。

所以我们要进去这里 我们要看看一些

很酷的熊，他们可能想给妈妈

做生日礼物。

你已经找到了吗？

- [泰勒] 是的

- [肖恩] 就是这样 你想得到她吗？

你甚至不想货比三家。

我的意思是看看所有这些不同之处。

- [泰勒] 不。

- [肖恩] 是的，你认为那是 妈妈可能会喜欢的一款？

- [泰勒]真的很软。

感受一下。

大家都有这样的感觉。

- [肖恩]哦，感受一下。太软了。

太软了。

- [泰勒] 没有实际放置相机。

- [凯拉] 这个人身上闪闪发光。

- [肖恩]他身上有毛吗？

- [凯拉]不，闪闪发光。

- [肖恩] 这是闪闪发光的毛皮。

有

人排着长队试图获得他们的小熊造型

，所以不要拍摄 整个过程在这里

我们将向您展示它是什么 看起来一切都完成了。

凯拉刚刚完全起飞。

- [泰勒] 伙计们，我们要去小狗。

- [肖恩]我们要去便便？

- [泰勒]不，Pppy。

- [肖恩]是小狗吗？

- 他想让我抚摸他。

- [泰勒] 看起来像 哈雷但真的很毛茸茸。

- 我们可以买一个吗？

他是一只博美犬。

- [肖恩]也许我们应该买两个。

- [泰勒] 是的。

- 你好小宝贝。嗨宝贝。

他想和我一起玩。

- [肖恩]他就像在抚摸 他自己靠在玻璃上。

- 你好宝贝。

我想要那个。

（欢快的音乐）

- 我们能做的最糟糕的事情 来到这家商店

因为凯拉就像我想要它我想要它。

但我们不能拥有它。

我们已经有两只小狗了。

好的，现在我们开始了 在凯拉想要购买礼物的商店

前面。

那么我们现在在哪里？

- 郁郁葱葱。我们走吧。

- 我们在哪里还好，所以我们在 Lush。

我们来了。

这里有很多气味。

（欢快的音乐）

有很多可供选择。

凯拉会找到 适合送给妈妈的礼物吗？

- 如果我们给她买这个怎么办？

看看里面的所有东西。

- [肖恩] 这就是一切 那是什么？

就在那个巨大的盒子里。

大概花费 9,000 美元。

多少钱？

- [凯拉] 269 美元。

- [肖恩]269 美元。

- 伙计们，这里面有六件事。

- [Shawn] 那里面有六样东西？

- 看起来很酷。

- 这个看起来很光滑。

- [肖恩]因为这不是真的。

他们试图欺骗你 用人造沐浴炸弹。

这不是真正的交易。

- [泰勒] 但其中一部分是肥皂。

另一部分是沐浴炸弹。

- 是的。

- [肖恩]哦，好吧，酷。

这些商店有点拥挤

所以我们要让凯拉挑选她的

，然后我们会向您展示 我们回家路上发生了什么。

- [Kayla] 这应该适合人类。

- [肖恩]我想哈利会喜欢这个。

我认为哈雷可以把它戴在

上并假装他是好时。

- [凯拉]我以为 这些最初是帽子。

谁会穿那个。

- [Shawn] 这些就像苗条的男孩吧？

要么是苗条的男人，要么是苗条的孩子。

- [Kayla] 我以为这是一顶帽子。

我想谁会穿它。

它们是头发。

（笑）

- 蜘蛛侠脸栽了。

蜘蛛侠脸已种植。

- [肖恩]在哪里？

- 天哪。就在那里。

这是一个背包。

- 皮卡丘也是如此。

- 哦不，这是一个枕头。

- [肖恩]看看那个。

凯拉正在摇摆 现在的皮卡丘。

非常时尚。

好吧，让我们继续吧 在这里，这样我们就可以回家了。

好的，我们购物完毕了

，在我们进屋之前，

每个人都必须炫耀一下 不管他们得到了什么。

把它放在我们身上，女孩你会得到什么？

- 我从 Lush 那里得到了这个。

沐浴炸弹，有泡泡棒，

有面部保湿霜， 有身体调理剂，

有身体磨砂膏，还有 有沐浴霜。

- [肖恩] 一切都太棒了， 可爱的带蝴蝶结的小盒子。

太甜了。

好吧，泰勒。

- 我得到了可爱的小东西 来自 Build-A-Bear 的泰迪熊。

- [肖恩]你还得到了什么？

- 我为此得到了一件生日快乐衬衫。

- [肖恩]你可以喜欢吗？

您必须将其打开以便他们可以看到它。

你无法真正看到它说的是什么。

就这样。

太棒了，你能看到吗？

- 是的

- [肖恩] 甜甜的。

所以你要把 那只熊身上的那件衬衫

然后你就给 妈妈一个大大的拥抱和一个吻

，并说生日快乐，我爱你。

- 是的，我还给她买了一些东西

- [Shawn] 你还给她买了什么？

- 卡片

- 哦，你也给她做了一张卡片。

好吧，我们要保存那个 实际上是在她生日那天

因为我认为那是 已经藏在房子里

所以我们无法把它拉出来 在她看不见的情况下。

但无论如何我想说非常 成功、富有成效的一天。

你们觉得怎么样？

- 是的。

- 好吧，现在我们要卸载

内的所有战利品 回家并立即确认

您是否看得开心 我们的视频，如果您还没有

完成，请点击订阅按钮。

因为这样你就会得到 每当我们的

个精彩视频发布时都会收到通知， 你可以观看它。

- 实际上，你必须击中 首先是通知按钮。

- 按小铃。

- 边做边按铃。

- 这是一个很酷的魔术。

如果您点击“赞”按钮，它会变成蓝色。

- 尝试一下。

- 这很奇怪。

我从来不知道这一点。

点击“赞”按钮并 看看它是否变成蓝色。

我敢说。

好吧，我们回到家了。

- 嗨，大家好！

- [Shawn] 好吧，哇，有什么不同。

- 我知道。

我非常兴奋。我把一切都搞定了。

- 我们只是在开玩笑。

这甚至不是同一所房子。

我们刚刚搬了房子 视频博客的中间。

- 我把整个房子都打扫干净了。

我太兴奋了。

- [肖恩]干得好宝贝；看起来很棒。

- 你们玩得开心吗？

- [肖恩] 是的，很酷。

- 很好。惊人的。

- [Shawn] 取得了很多成就。

- 我很高兴你们回来了。

我要去清理一下

所以我要和你们说再见了。

明天见。

- [肖恩]再见。

这就是所有 DFF 向您招手的原因。

再见。

再见。

好吧，我想我们是 今天要结束这个视频博客

，因为我们已经完成了很多

，而且我们有点累了。

我们只是想冷静一下。

也许看会电视 出去玩放松一下。

我们可能会做饭

然后看我要走这边

然后我就消失了 因为我的灯坏了。

（泰勒大喊）

我又来了 因为现在它太棒了所以

- 我希望你们喜欢这个视频。

（笑）

再见

- 再见。

- 再见。

我们明天见。

非常感谢您的观看。

我们爱你们所有人。

- 再见粉丝。 DFF。

- 朋友，你好。

（欢快的音乐）

[英语]

(upbeat music)

- So many to choose from!

Will Kayla ever find the right gift for Mommy?

- [Kayla] What if we got her this one?

(rock music)

- How's it going there?

Tubers and Tubets.

Got me and my boy Tyler here.

- They're called the DFFs not Tubers and Tubets.

(Tyler scoffs)

- Well they can be Tubers and Tubets and DFFs.

- Maybe your old man hair is kicking in.

- My old man hair is kicking in.

It is. Look at that.

My M on my forehead is getting bigger.

Look at that.

Pretty soon it's gonna be a capital M.

Actually it already is a capital M.

- Mommy man.

- Mommy man

(both laugh)

No it's man.

What are you talking about?

No Mommy man.

Well its coming up to Lacrosse season here,

so we gotta get him some gear.

So Tyler plays

- You don't need gear to play a sport.

- Yeah no he's just gonna like go in and like

bash peoples heads with his like thick noggin.

(punching noises)

(laughs)

And his stick

I'll just use my stick.

My eyeball was itching there.

(punching noises)

Anyways were off to get him some gear and

I think Lacrosse starts like in a week or two

something like that so we just wanna make sure.

- A week or two.

- Week or two.

We're gonna show you all the cool stuff that he's gonna get

and what he looks like.

He's gonna be all like Lacrossed out.

- Whew!

- We're out. Lacrosse out!

Alright.

- We're here.

(both laugh)

- We're here. We made it.

Alright so were gonna go check out some of the gear here

and we already got it all picked out.

Oh go check out your stick buddy.

So that's what he gets to whack people

on the head with right there.

That's pretty awesome.

I might have to get me one of those too.

But check out some of the cool stuff they got here.

They got some really awesome like equipment stuff so

I'll give you a little tour of the store here.

That's where you get your elbow pads and your gloves.

I think this is the kind of gloves that he got.

We'll show you Tyler all decked out here.

- You know what I always didn't get?

Like when I'm watching Lacrosse they pass it so good.

It's just like womp.

- [Shawn] Yeah, and you're gonna get good like that

it just takes practice.

Yeah see look at that.

Man you got it no problem dude.

(laughs)

I'll pass it to you in the air.

Okay, ready?

(catches ball)

Oh, see you need some practice, bud.

We'll work on your skills.

Alright so anyways we got all kinds of cool pads.

There's the chest plates.

Not as much protection as you would like in football

but nonetheless you still have to have it.

And then of course the sticks.

It's what makes Lacrosse fun.

Is being able to whack people in the face with a stick.

Just kidding you don't get to do that.

No whacking people in the face with a stick.

Sorry bud.

We gotta go buy all his gear and then

we'll get him all like dressed up so you can kind of see

what he's gonna look like on his first day of practice.

What's up bud?

Like this is the head catcher right?

These ones you are allowed to hit in the face.

Just kidding.

This is for goalies.

They get like a bigger one

and then the people that run around in the field

get the smaller one for passing.

- They make it impossible to make a goal.

(laughs)

- [Shawn] I know. That's almost as big.

Maybe that is the goal right.

If you get it in that thing when somebody's holding it

then you get

- What is it like Harry Potter?

- [Shawn] It's like Harry yeah

- Where you have to get it in the big giant ring.

- [Shawn] It is.

What is the name of that game?

What do they call it?

Quidditch. It's Quidditch.

Yeah it's kind of like Quidditch.

Anyways I gotta go pay for the stuff.

Then we're gonna go home and

we'll get him all dressed up in it

so you can see what he looks like.

It's pretty cool.

Alright so we just got home.

Took all of the equipment out of the bag.

Got Tyler all suited up and this is

what he's gonna look like playing Lacrosse.

Bam! Look at that.

He is you see all the bags in the back.

We literally just took it out of the bag.

Okay so he wants to show you some moves.

Even though, he's never played Lacrosse before a day

in his life.

He's just got a stick.

He's got a ball and he's ready to go for it because

- I don't think I've ever held a stick before.

- Alright let's do this.

We're gonna take you outside.

We're gonna show you some of his moves.

(upbeat music)

As you can see.

We both have a little bit of work.

I think I'm gonna sit this one out.

I don't know much about this sport,

so I don't think I can coach it.

So I'll watch him maybe I'll coach next season if I can.

And then Tyler.

He's gotta work on some skills,

so we're gonna look up some youtube videos.

Go figure.

On different types of drills that he can do

before the season starts.

So what do you think bud?

Is it gonna be fun?

- Yeah but can we do a little bit more passing?

- Yeah.

Alright, so Tyler and I are done practicing with his brand

new Lacrosse equipment and the kids and I we gotta go

run some errands.

Yeah and no puppies are coming though

- Yes they are. This one is.

- [Shawn] No puppy love but our house as you can see

is just a little cluttered right now.

Man, it looks like a tornado kind of hit through here.

We got stuff all over the place

and here is the beautiful Connie.

- Hey.

Yes I am going to stay back and get some cleaning done.

So you guys have fun.

- [Shawn] That is so awesome.

You're gonna do cleaning while we go shopping.

- You guys have fun, baby.

(kiss)

Oh yeah Kayla's got something really important to show you.

- Okay, I drew this last night.

It's a picture of my friend Vanessa

and it's all the stuff that she likes stuck in her hair.

She's like laying down

but I didn't fill in her eyes yet or do her lips.

- Vanessa likes ring pops?

- Yup!

(Tyler laughs)

- What a beautiful drawing.

As you can see Connie is already hard at work here

while we're still lollygagging.

(laughs)

Any special requests from the store?

- I can't think of anything.

Just surprise me.

- [Shawn] Surprise you?

- Yes!

- [Shawn] Okay we'll surprise her.

- Yes and definitely I'll surprise you

with a nice clean house.

- [Shawn] I'm already surprised.

(Connie laughs)

I know. When does this happen?

- [Shawn] It never. I mean

- We get so busy it never happens I swear.

I just gotta do it today.

As much as I'd love to go shopping.

I'm gonna clean.

- We love you Connie for helping us clean

and then I gotta do its just kind of like

I don't know torture for both of us

because I hate shopping and I'm sure Connie hates cleaning.

So we're both doing something that

we don't really want to do but needs to get done.

- Maybe we should switch?

Duh, what was I thinking?

- Why can't Mommy come with?

- Well because I don't like cleaning either.

- Then bite your tongue.

- Yeah (laughs)

- I'm doing you a favor.

- Alright well yay.

Anyways, you know what we're all about here.

We're gonna go have some fun.

We're gonna bring you along with us.

So don't go anywhere.

Alright so we got out of the house

and we totally got out of cleaning

because you know honestly I don't mind shopping that much.

I really hate cleaning so sorry Connie.

I know you're gonna be editing this but we fooled you

(laughs)

So we're having fun shopping

while you're stuck home cleaning.

Just kidding. You know I love you.

Good job guys.

We got out of cleaning. Sweet!

- Let's go to the mall.

You're taking forever.

- I know I'm taking forever but

I just wanna tell everybody

what we're up to right now because Connie's

- We're shopping

- We're going shopping number one

but two Connie's birthday is coming up in a couple of days.

So this gives us a reason to sneak out of the house

and go buy Mommy an awesome birthday present.

So you guys ready to go get some cool stuff for Mommy?

- Yeah.

- Sweet.

You guys got an idea of what you wanna get her?

- Yeah.

- Sweet.

Alright so we gotta do some regular shopping too on top

so we're gonna mix it in with a little birthday shopping

and we're gonna bring you guys along with us.

Stop number one

- Stop number

- Academy sports

- [Kayla] Wait, I thought we were going to Michael's?

- That's stop number two.

(upbeat music)

- What is. This is a doggie.

- [Shawn] They put that on their glove handles.

- No it's a puppet.

- [Shawn] It's a puppet?

(puppet noises)

(Shawn laughs)

- It's Jeff.

- [Shawn] Hi Jeff.

- Jeffrey!

- [Shawn] Why is everything you pick up named Jeff?

- Because Jeff is an awesome name.

- [Shawn] So I'm gonna make a prediction right now.

The name of your first boy

your child is gonna be Jeff.

- Jeffrey or Bob.

- We bribed him to get beef jerky but putting it

- I did cave in and I got some jerky

because they said they would give me some.

So if they're gonna share it with me

I may as well buy it for them.

I got me some sweats.

They're the same ones I'm wearing right now.

No big deal but now we're off to Michael's

and we got some other stuff we're going to do.

So I just totally did a bonehead maneuver

because we were in Academy Sports

and Michael's our next stop

was literally the building next to it.

And for some reason I didn't see it or I don't know.

I thought it was somewhere else so we got in the car

and we've been driving around for like the last ten minutes

trying to find Michael's.

And we just passed it realizing

it's right next to Academy Sports.

So

- Dad?

- What kind of an award do I win

for doing something like that?

- Dad the Dad

- There's a clown on the street!

- There is.

You don't see that everyday!

He's like facing the cars going the other direction.

That is so weird but nonetheless

there is a clown on the road.

There he is.

That's the clown that's been scaring everybody

on the internet.

He's selling diamonds for 75% off now.

If you guys see a clown holding a sign

and you're scared of him, we know where he is.

(mellow music)

- So now we're at Michael's because

me and my friend have a slime business

and we need some containers to put our slime in.

So we're gonna go see if we can find any.

- Hey am I on Youtube?

What kind of mood are you guys in right now?

Alright Tyler is laughing out loud.

Kayla is confused.

Tyler is mischievous.

- [Tyler] No I'm not. I'm

- [Shawn] Now he smells like pink poo.

- No

- [Shawn] Now he smells like purple poo.

Alright so I think we're about halfway through our

shopping adventure here.

We got two of the four stores out of the way.

Kayla why don't you show everybody what you got.

- I different jars because these ones have chalkboards

on the front so we can write like what kind of slime it is.

- Oh that's a good idea.

- We got the circle one and then we got this square one.

- Kayla is becoming quite the business person.

She's like mastering this marketing thing

so she wants to make slime.

Now she's got awesome jars to put it in.

Good job Kayla.

- We got cow tails!

- And we got cow tails!

I don't know if you guys have ever had these before.

We're not really big candy eaters but every once in a while

we find a store that sells these.

Okay.

And if you ever get an opportunity.

They are so awesome.

(laughs)

These are like evil little pieces of candy

that taste really really yummy.

- [Kayla] It's chewy caramel with a cream center.

- Oh, it's delicious. It is delicious.

- [Kayla] I got markers.

- These are like special markers.

Why are theses markers so special?

What are they called Kayla?

- They're called copic markers.

- Okay.

- What they do is they.

- They draw pictures for you.

- Yes.

- Like you don't even have to do anything.

It's like Harry Potter pens for drawing.

- So they're like really special artist pens.

And so they have a chisel tip and

they have a paintbrush tip.

So the paintbrush tip is really good for blending colors

and I am getting more into drawing

because I subscribed to this girl called Bailey J

and she is so awesome.

And she has like a giant collection of copic markers,

so these are my first five copic markers

and I'm super excited to play with them.

And hopefully my collection will grow over the years

because they're really pretty.

(laughs)

- Cool so now I think we got Kayla's to do list

out of the way.

Now it's Tyler's turn.

- Video games.

- Video games. We're on our way to Game Stop.

He got a bunch of gift cards for Christmas

so it's time to use them up.

- Yay

- [Shawn] Are you excited about that?

- Yay.

(upbeat music)

- Where are you going, Kayla?

- I was trying to do the Elf thing.

- [Shawn] You trying to do the Elf thing?

Alright let's

Let's follow you up and do the Elf thing.

All the way up.

Elf was way further split a part than that.

- Like this?

- [Shawn] Oh man he was like doing the splits almost.

- I am doing the splits.

- [Shawn] Alright.

And there's Tyler

doing it behind us on the way up.

Alright so we're like in a really expensive, fancy store.

Kayla is doing bottle flips.

Let's see if she can pull one off on the ground.

- Wait wait.

(cheers)

- [Shawn] Alright, Tyler pulled off a bottle flip

in a high end clothing store.

Good job.

(everyone cheers)

Yes

I was just gonna say you have two minutes

before security comes and kicks us out.

Good job.

Alright, stop number one is Game Stop.

And that's not a coincidence

that's really the way that it was planned out earlier.

Here it is.

- [Tyler] Number one was Sports Academy.

- [Shawn] Inside the mall, duh.

Tyler is gonna pick out some games

and then we'll go see what it is he wants to get.

Do you have any idea what you want?

You got a bunch of gift cards for Christmas,

so what did you get with your gift cards?

- I got Overwatch and

I got Destiny like the collection pack.

- [Shawn] Well let's take a look at them.

See what you got.

- This is Overwatch.

- [Shawn] Overwatch, alright and it is a teen approved.

So that's cool.

And what's the other one?

- [Tyler] Technically a teen.

- [Shawn] And we got Destiny which is also age appropriate

it looks like so good job.

Kayla had a special request.

What do you wanna go do?

- I wanna go to Lush.

- [Shawn] You wanna go to Lush?

- Oh, no wait the puppy store.

- [Shawn] You wanna go to the puppy store?

- Puppy store.

- [Shawn] Let's go find the puppy store.

See what they got.

Okay, on our way to the puppy store we

- Found a place.

- we are doing birthday shopping for Connie here

because her birthday is in just a couple of days

so Tyler had an idea.

- What did you wanna get your Mom for her birthday?

- Build-A-Bear.

- Build-A-Bear and guess where we are?

Build-A-Bear. Sweet.

So we're gonna go inside here and we're gonna check out some

cool bears that they might wanna get Mommy

for her birthday so.

You found it already?

- [Tyler] Yup

- [Shawn] That's the one you wanna get her?

You don't even wanna shop around.

I mean look at all these different.

- [Tyler] No.

- [Shawn] Yeah you think that's one that Mommy might like?

- [Tyler] It's really soft.

Feel that.

Guys feel that.

- [Shawn] Oh, feel it. It's so soft.

It's so soft.

- [Tyler] No actually put the camera.

- [Kayla] This one has glitter in him.

- [Shawn] Got fur in him?

- [Kayla] No, glitter.

- [Shawn] It's glitter fur.

There's a big giant line of

people trying to get their Build-A-Bears

so instead of filming the whole process here

we'll just show you what it looks like when it's all done.

Kayla just totally took off.

- [Tyler] Guys we're going to Puppy.

- [Shawn] We're going to Poopy?

- [Tyler] No, Pppy.

- [Shawn] Is it Puppy?

- He wants me to pet him.

- [Tyler] It looks like Harley but really fluff.

- Can we get one?

He's a Pomeranian.

- [Shawn] Maybe we should get two of them.

- [Tyler] Yes.

- Hello little baby. Hi baby.

He wants to play with me.

- [Shawn] He's like petting himself up against the glass.

- Hello baby.

I want that one.

(upbeat music)

- The worst thing we can do is come into this store here

because Kayla's like I want it I want it.

But we can't have it.

We already got two puppy dogs.

Alright so now we are in front of the store

that Kayla wants to get a gift for.

So where are we at?

- Lush. Let's go.

- Where are we okay so we are at Lush.

We're coming.

There are so many smells in here.

(upbeat music)

So many to choose from.

Will Kayla ever find the right gift for Mommy?

- What if we got her this one?

Look at all the stuff that's in it.

- [Shawn] That's everything that comes in that?

Inside that big ginormous box right there.

It probably cost like 9,000 dollars.

How much?

- [Kayla] It's 269 dollars.

- [Shawn] 269 dollars.

- Guys there's six things in this one.

- [Shawn] There's six thing in that one?

- And it looks cool.

- This one looks so smooth.

- [Shawn] Cause it's not real.

They're trying to trick you with artificial bath bombs.

It's not the real deal.

- [Tyler] But one part is soap.

The other part is bath bomb.

- Yeah.

- [Shawn] Oh, okay cool.

These stores are getting kind of crowded

so we're gonna let Kayla pick out hers

and then we'll show you what it is on our way home.

- [Kayla] This is supposed to fit a human.

- [Shawn] I think Harley would love that.

I think Harley could put that on

and pretend like he's Hershey.

- [Kayla] I thought these were hats at first.

Who would wear that.

- [Shawn] These are like slender boys huh?

It's either slender man or slender kids.

- [Kayla] I thought this was a hat.

I'm like who would wear that.

They're hair.

(laughs)

- Spiderman face planted.

Spiderman face planted.

- [Shawn] Where?

- Oh my gosh. Right there.

It's a backpack.

- So is Pikachu.

- Oh no it's a pillow.

- [Shawn] Look at that.

Kayla is just rocking the Pikachu right now.

Very stylish.

Well let's get on out of here so we can go home.

Okay so we are done shopping

and before we go inside the house,

everybody has to show off whatever it is that they got.

Lay it on us girl what'd you get?

- I got this from Lush.

Bath bomb, there's a bubble bar,

there's a facial moisturizer, there's a body conditioner,

there's a body scrub, and there's a shower cream.

- [Shawn] All in that awesome, cute little box with a bow.

That is sweet.

Alright Tyler.

- And I got the cute little teddy bear from Build-A-Bear.

- [Shawn] And what else did you get?

- I got a happy birthday shirt for it.

- [Shawn] Can you like?

You gotta hold it open so they can see it.

You can't really see what it says.

There it goes.

Awesome, can you see it okay?

- Yup

- [Shawn] Sweet.

So you're gonna put that shirt on that bear

and then you're gonna give mom a big hug and a kiss

and say happy birthday I love you.

- Yup and I got something else for her

- [Shawn] What else did you get her?

- Card

- Oh, you made her a card too.

Well that one we're gonna save for actually on her birthday

because I think that's already hidden in the house

so we can't pull that out without her seeing it.

But anyways I would say very successful, productive day.

What do you guys think?

- Yup.

- Alright, so now we gotta unload

all this loot inside the house and make sure right now

if you're having fun watching our video and if you haven't

done it yet hit that subscribe button.

Because that way you'll get notified every time one of our

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- And this is a cool magic trick.

If you hit the like button, it turns blue.

- Try it.

- That is weird.

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Hit the like button and see if it turns blue.

I dare you.

Alright so we made it back home.

- Yay hi guys!

- [Shawn] Alright wow what a difference.

- I know.

I'm super excited. I got it all done.

- We're just kidding.

This isn't even the same house.

We just moved houses in the middle of the vlog.

- I got the whole house clean.

I'm so excited.

- [Shawn] Good job babe; it looks great.

- You guys have fun?

- [Shawn] Yeah it was cool.

- Good. Awesome.

- [Shawn] Got a lot accomplished.

- I'm glad you guys made it back.

I am going to go get cleaned up and

so I'm gonna say goodbye to you guys.

See you tomorrow.

- [Shawn] Bye bye.

That's all the DFFs waving at you.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Alright so I think we're gonna end this vlog for today

because we accomplished so much already

and we're kind of tired.

We just want to chill.

Maybe watch some TV and hang out and relax.

We might be cooking some dinner

and watch I'm gonna go this way

and I just disappeared because my light is messed up.

(Tyler yells)

And there I am again because now it's awesome so

- I hope you guys enjoyed this video.

(laughs)

Bye

- Bye.

- Bye.

We'll see you all tomorrow.

Thank you so much for watching.

We love you all.

- Goodbye fans. DFF.

- G'day mate.

(upbeat music)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
awesome /ˈɔː.səm/ B1	adjective - 令人惊叹的 (lìng rén jīngtàn de)
equipment /ɪˈkwɪpmənt/ B1	noun - 设备 (shèbèi)
practice /ˈpræktɪs/ A2	noun - 练习 (liànxí) verb - 练习 (liànxí)
season /ˈsiːzən/ A2	noun - 季节 (jìjié)
stick /stɪk/ A1	noun - 棍棒 (gùnbàng)
head /hed/ A1	noun - 头 (tóu)
store /stɔːr/ A2	noun - 商店 (shāngdiàn)
pads /pædz/ B1	noun - 护垫 (hùdiàn)
gloves /ɡlʌvz/ A2	noun - 手套 (shǒutào)
protection /prəˈtekʃən/ B1	noun - 保护 (bǎohù)
skills /skɪlz/ B1	noun - 技能 (jìnéng)
practice /ˈpræktɪs/ A2	verb - 练习 (liànxí)
fun /fʌn/ A1	noun - 乐趣 (lèqù)
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 兴奋的 (xīngfèn de)
cleaning /ˈkliːnɪŋ/ A2	noun - 清洁 (qīngjié)
birthday /ˈbɜːrθdeɪ/ A1	noun - 生日 (shēngrì)

重点语法结构

• What if we got her this one?

  ➔ 用 'What if' 构成的间接疑问句

  ➔ 'What if' 用于引入一个假设的情况。这里，它用于提出一个想法，而不直接提问。

• Maybe your old man hair is kicking in.

  ➔ 现在进行时表示将来可能性

  ➔ 现在进行时（『is kicking in』）用于表示将来的可能性或正在发展的状况。

• We're gonna show you all the cool stuff that he's gonna get.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示将来计划

  ➔ 'Going to' 用于表示基于现在证据或决定的将来计划或意图。

• I think Lacrosse starts like in a week or two.

  ➔ 用 'think' 表示意见的现在简单时

  ➔ 现在简单时与 'think' 用于表达个人意见或信念。

• We're gonna take you outside. We're gonna show you some of his moves.

  ➔ 用 'going to' 表示连续的将来动作

  ➔ 'going to' 重复使用以表示一系列计划的将来动作。

• Maybe we should switch?

  ➔ 用 'should' 提出建议

  ➔ 'should' 用于礼貌地提出建议或给出忠告。

• I’m sure Connie hates cleaning.

  ➔ 用 'be sure' 表示确信的现在简单时

  ➔ 现在简单时与 'be sure' 用于表示对某事的确信或强烈信念。

• We bribed him to get beef jerky but putting it...

  ➔ 用 'bribed' 表示完成动作的过去简单时

  ➔ 过去简单时（『bribed』）用于描述过去完成的动作。