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安东尼：大家好！

今天，我们要拍摄一个关于海军大炮的精彩视频！

每个人都应该拥有一门。这是我们的宪法赋予的权利。

我不在乎它们危险又过时。

伊恩：我觉得大炮比枪更安全，你知道吗？

安东尼：如果枪支被禁止。 - 伊恩：那就合法化大炮！

安东尼：改为合法化大炮。

伊恩：我们要发起一个change.org请愿，以使大炮合法化。

如果我们获得10,000个签名，他们必须实际审查该请愿。

安东尼：合法化大炮，禁止枪支。

伊恩：是的。 - 安东尼：走吧，去射击这些东西。

哈哈，双关语。（停下来。寻求帮助。）

安东尼：好吧，我直接说吧，大炮很蠢。

它们-它们-它们-就是… - 咔嚓！

（安东尼崩溃）

停！

不，不不不！（喃喃自语）

谢恩：有一次，我看到一个小精灵。我发誓是真的，100%。

你为什么这样看着我？

我骑过独角兽，所有的阴谋论都是真的。

我可能是外星人。你见过一个叫约翰内斯·迈克尔堡的人吗？

我想没有，因为我不是人。

好吧，我要用我的海军大炮，就像我的上帝一样…

就像我的…

谢恩：宪法赋予的权利，等等。上帝赋予的宪法权利。 - 伊恩：上帝赋予的宪法权利。

（为下一届《美国达人秀》试镜）

（令人尴尬）

伊恩：嘿，你有大炮吗？

MOUNTAIN DEW是最好的饮料，订阅ZAK CH

伊恩：你有大炮清洁剂吗？

安东尼：用来做什么？

（只是说了一些乱七八糟的话）

安东尼：没有，我没有。

伊恩：嘿，你有吗？你放屁了吗？

他妈的，我听到了，你这个变态。

你去厕所看看。[哦] 是的，是的，上帝保佑埃里克。

埃里克是我中学的朋友，他说嘿，你真的很酷。

然后他就像，离我远点，那天晚上他跟着我回家，他的父母不让我进他家。

只是想和他成为最好的朋友。

所以我一直穿着这件衬衫，让他知道我一直都在，我一直在注视着你，我会一直注视着你。

听着，埃里克，我爱你。哦，埃里克。我真的爱你。

我们做了一件好事。

所以我说我们做了一件好事。

以及我们前进的方式。

嗨，今天。我被破损的可口可乐瓶子弄得血淋淋，所以我把猪血拿来了。

这是散养的猪，但猪血有一个小区域可以跑动，是的。

他们只是把它扔在田里了，而且那不是一个笼子，好吧，不是。

谢谢大家，好吧，猪一直生活在笼子里。

它们非常小，对吧，当然，但后来他们杀了它，但你不会去吃血，对吧？

完全正确。[哦]？

这全都错了。是无糖的。[我]想是零度[啊]。

它尝起来有点金属味。你知道我的意思吗？是的，像铁一样。是的。

这就是我们关于的视频。

大炮权利。我很高兴我们再次使用了这些大炮。我们甚至从《刺客信条》里拿了这个。哦。

护士

这是献给所有老玩家的，所以是的。

如果你们喜欢这个视频，请点赞，我稍后会再见。再见。

哇

大家好

非常感谢大家的观看，点击屏幕上的方框观看我们新电影《幽灵相遇》的预告片，该电影将于下周在YouTube上发布[阅读]。

下周在YouTube上发布[阅读]

[英语]

Just think about what you're -

[BOOM]

[Subbed by the community, enjoy!]

Shut up!

Anthony: Hello!

Today, we're shooting a video all about the amazing-ness of naval cannons!

Everyone should be able to have one. It's in our constitution

I don't care that they're dangerous and obsolete.

Ian: I feel like cannons are safer than guns, 'ya know?

Anthony: If guns are banned. Ian: Yeah, legalize cannons!

Anthony: Legalize cannons instead.

Ian: We're gonna get a change.org petition started to legalize cannons.

And if we get 10,000 signatures, they have to actually review the petition.

Anthony: Legalize cannons, ban guns.

Ian: Yes. Anthony: Let's go shoot this shit.

Haha, puns. (Stop. Get some help.)

Anthony: All right, look I'm just gonna say it cannons are stupid.

They're- they're- they're- just. Cut!

(Anthony breaks down)

Stop!

No, no no, no! (mumbles)

Shayne: One time, I saw a leprechaun. I swear to God it's real, 100%

Why are you looking at me like that?

I have riden a unicorn, all conspiracies are true.

I might be an alien. You've ever met somebody named Johannes Michaelburg?

I think not because I'm not a person.

Well I'm gonna use my naval cannon as is my God-

As is my-

Shayne: Constitute, wait. God-given consitutional right. Ian: God-given constitutional right.

(Auditioning for the next America's Got Talent)

(Cringeworthy)

Ian: Hey, do you have any cannon?

MOUNTAIN DEW IS THE BEST DRINK EVA SUB 2 ZAK CH

Ian: Do you have any cannon cleaner?

Anthony: For what?

(Just mixed words)

Anthony: No, I don't.

Ian: Hey do you have any? Did you fart?

Fuckin' heard that, you sicko.

You see go to toilet. [oh] yeah, yeah, God bless Eric

Eric is my buddy from Middle school said hey, you're really cool

And he was like get away from me followed him home that night his parents didn't let me into his house

Just want to be best friends with them

So I've worn this shirt ever since to let him know that I'm always here, and I'm always watching I'll be watching

Listen Eric poo I love you. Oh, Eric. I do love you

We did good thing

So I said we did good thing

And the way we go

Hi today. I'm getting bloody from broken Coca-cola bottles, so I got my pig's blood right here

It's a cage free picks, but the pig's blood got got a little area to run around and yeah

They kind of like dropped it in the field and it was not a cage, though. No, okay

Thanks guys, okay, the pig lived in a cage

[they're] very tiny right right well course but then they they killed it, but you're not [gonna] pick your eating the blood yeah

Exactly what [oh]?

This is all wrong. Is it diet. [I] think it's zero [ah]

[it] tastes a little metal. You know I mean yeah like iron. Yeah

That was our video all about

Cannon rights. I'm so glad we got to use these cannons again. We even [used] this since Assassin's Creed. Oh

nurse

That's for uh for all you old smashers out there, so yeah

Let us know if you liked the video leave a like on the video, and I'll see you later. Bye

Wow

Hey guys

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
amazing /əˈmeɪzɪŋ/ B1	adjective - 令人惊叹的 (lìng rén jīngtàn de)
dangerous /ˈdeɪndʒərəs/ A2	adjective - 危险的 (wēixiǎn de)
obsolete /ˌɒbsəˈliːt/ C1	adjective - 过时的 (guòshí de)
safer /ˈseɪfər/ A2	adjective - 更安全的 (gèng ānquán de)
petition /pəˈtɪʃən/ B1	noun - 请愿书 (qǐngyuàn shū)
signatures /ˈsɪɡnətʃərz/ A2	noun - 签名 (qiānmíng)
stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ A2	adjective - 愚蠢的 (yūchǔn de)
conspiracies /kənˈspɪrəsiːz/ B2	noun - 阴谋 (yīnmóu)
alien /ˈeɪliən/ A2	noun - 外星人 (wàixīngrén)
constitute /ˈkɒnstɪtjuːt/ C1	verb - 构成 (gòuchéng)
constitutional /ˌkɒnstɪˈtjuːʃənəl/ C1	adjective - 宪法的 (xiànfǎ de)
cringeworthy /ˈkrɪŋwɜːði/ B2	adjective - 令人尴尬的 (lìng rén gāngà de)
bloody /ˈblʌdi/ B1	adjective - 血腥的 (xuèxīng de)
broken /ˈbroʊkən/ A2	adjective - 坏的 (huài de)
iron /ˈaɪərn/ A2	noun - 铁 (tiě)
nurse /nɜːrs/ A2	noun - 护士 (hùshì)

重点语法结构

• Anthony: Everyone should be able to have one. It's in our constitution

  ➔ 情态动词 + 不定式 (should have), 物主代词 (our)

  ➔ "Should have" 表达了对允许事项的建议或信念。 "Our" 表示与说话者相关的所有权。

• Ian: I feel like cannons are safer than guns, 'ya know?

  ➔ 比较级形容词 (safer), 口语确认疑问句 ('ya know')

  ➔ "Safer" 用于比较大炮和枪的安全系数。 "'Ya know?" 是一种非正式的寻求确认或同意的方式。

• Anthony: Legalize cannons, ban guns.

  ➔ 祈使语气 (Legalize, ban)

  ➔ 这是一个直接的命令或请求。 祈使语气用于告诉某人做某事。

• Shayne: One time, I saw a leprechaun. I swear to God it's real, 100%

  ➔ 过去式 (saw), 带有誓言的强调陈述 (I swear to God), 百分比作为强调词 (100%)

  ➔ "Saw" 描述了过去完成的动作。 "I swear to God" 强调了陈述的真实性。 "100%" 用于强烈肯定该主张。

• Anthony: All right, look I'm just gonna say it cannons are stupid.

  ➔ 非正式的将来时态 ('gonna' = going to), 直接称呼 ('look')

  ➔ "Gonna" 是 "going to" 的口语缩写，用于表达未来意图。 "Look" 用于吸引听众的注意力。