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歌词与翻译

[中文]

拜托，这完全是你的错。

怎么会？这怎么能是我的错？

听着，卡萝尔以前从来没有把我赶出房间，直到你出现。

是吗？好吧，在我不出现之前，卡萝尔以前从来没做过很多事情。

在我来之前，卡萝尔以前从来没做过这些。

你是在故意找茬吗？想逗我笑吗？

你知道你的问题是什么吗？

你对我感到威胁！

哦，我威胁你了？我被威胁了？我说的每一句话都是问题——嘿！嘿！嘿！

是的。好吧。

就是这样！过来，快点！

我的天啊，你们！

我不相信你们。

正有新生命降临到这个世界，

而你们的争吵声，

却是他们听到的第一件事。

所以，都安静点！别再吵了！

是的，苏珊。

别让我再说一遍！我讨厌我现在的声音！

好，谁想听点讽刺的？

(一起) - 救命！

我… - 救命！

我在这里生孩子！

喂！

救命！好了，大家让开点…

哎呦。- 哦！

他们来了吗？- 不，亲爱的，还没来。

但别担心，我们会找到他们的。

在我们找到他们之前，我们都会在这里陪着你，好吗？

好。好。- 好。

好，所以，你刚才跟我说巴黎的事。

听起来太棒了！- 哦，告诉你什么。

我的酒店旁边有一家很棒的小糕点店。

啊！啊！- 给你。

你打算怎么办？吸着门把它打开？

救命！救命！

救命！- 他…

♪ 他们第二天找到了尸体 ♪

♪ 他们第二天找到了尸体 ♪

♪啦啦啦♪

呃，救命！- 救命！

听着，妈妈，一切都很好，真的。

是的，罗斯很好，他…

…他完全不在同一个世界！

不，他走了。不…

不，不，你不用飞回来，真的。

你是什么意思，这可能是你唯一的机会？

哦。你能停一下吗？我才26岁。

我…我甚至还没考虑过孩子呢。

[婴儿咕咕叫]

[模仿静电声]

你在哪儿去了？- 哦，我刚生了孩子。

马扎尔托夫！

[器乐]

你好，我是本。

[咯咯笑]

我是医院里的本。

我是来救场的本。

Ta-da-da!- 好，好，好。

本，你准备好了吗？- 准备好了。

好吧，把你的…- 好。

好，数三下，本。一，嗯，二，三！

呃！- 噢。

加油，本。好吧，就是这样，本。

好。嗯哼。- 好。

(苏珊) - 嗯，你看到了什么？

(菲比) - 苏珊，我看到一个看起来像黑通风口的洞。

等等。

(菲比) - 是的，它确实是一个黑通风口。

[呻吟]

哦！- 哎，菲比，它开了。

开了！

等等！你忘了你的腿了！

(齐声) - 用力！用力！

我们到了。嘿！- 爸爸来了。

我们到了。- 你去哪儿了？

说来话长，亲爱的。

好吧，卡萝尔，你需要继续用力。

我需要，嗯，我需要…- 抱歉，我可以拿这个吗？

哦，对不起。

好吧，好吧，这个房间里人太多了。

马上要多一个人了，所以任何不是

卡萝尔的前夫或者女同性伴侣的，都出去！

好吧，好吧。- 好，再见，再见，再见。

祝你们好运，祝你们好运！

让我问你，你是卡萝尔的女同性伴侣吗？

出去！

[英语]

Oh, please, this is so your fault.

How? How is this my fault?

Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.

Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did

before I came along.

You're trying to be clever? Are you funny funny lad?

You know what your problem is?

You are so threatened by me!

- Oh, I'm threat, I'm threatene? - Everything I say is a problem- - Hey. Hey. Hey!

- Yes. - Okay. Alright.

That's it! Get in here, come on!

My God, you guys!

I don't believe you.

There are children coming into the world

in this very building and your negative fighting noises

are not the first thing they should be hearing.

So just stop allthe yelling! Just stop i!t

Yeah, Susan.

Don't make me do this again! I don't like my voice like this!

Okay, who wants to hear something ironic?

(together) Help!

- I'm.. - Help!

I'm havin' a baby in here!

Hello!

- Help! - Okay, everyone stand back..

- Ow. - 'Oh!'

- Are they here yet? - No, honey, they're not

But don't worry, we're gonna find them.

And until we do, we are all here for you, okay?

- Okay. Okay. - Okay.

Okay, so anyway, you wee telling me about Paris.

- It sounds wonderful! - Oh. Tell you what.

There was this great little pastry shop right by my hotel

- Ah! Ah! - There you go, dear.

What are you gonna do? Suck the door open?

Help! Help!

- Help! - He..

♪ They found their bodies the very next day ♪

♪ And they found their bodies the very next day♪

♪ La la la ♪

-Uh, help! -Help!

Look, mom, everything's going fine, really.

Yeah, Ross is great, he.

...he's in a whole other place!

No, he's gone. No..

No, no, you-you don't have to fly back, really.

What do you mean this might be your only chance?

Oh. Would you stop? I'm only 26.

I'm-I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

[baby cooing]

[imitates static]

- Where have you been? - Oh, I just had a baby.

Mazel tov!■

[instrumental music]

Hi, I'm Ben.

[chuckles]

I'm hospital worker Ben.

It's Ben to the rescue.

- Ta-da-da! - Okay, okay, okay.

- Ben, you ready? - Yeah.

- Alright, give me your. - Okay.

Okay, on three, Ben. One, uh, two, three!

- Uh! - Ooh.

Come on, Ben. Okay, that's it, Ben.

- 'Okay. Uh-huh.' - Okay.

(Susan) 'Uh, what do you see?'

(Phoebe) Well, Susan, I see what appears to be a dark vent.

'Wait.'

(Phoebe) Yes, it is in fact a dark vent.

[groaning]

- Oh! - Ah, Pheebs, it's open.

It's open!

Wait! You forgot your legs!

(in unison) Push! Push!

- We're here. Hey! - Daddy's here.

- We're here. - Where have you been?

Long story, honey.

Alright, Carol, I need you to keep pushing.

I need, uh, I-I need.. Excuse me, can I have this?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Alright, alright, therew too many people in this room.

There's about to be one more, so anybody who's not

an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!

- Alright, alright. - Okay, bye, bye, bye.

Good luck, you guys. Good luck!

Let me ask you, do you o be Carol's lesbian life partner?

Out!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
fault /fɔːlt/ B1	noun - 错误 (cuòwù)
threatened /ˈθretnd/ B2	adjective - 受到威胁的 (shòudào wēixié de)
negative /ˈneɡətɪv/ B1	adjective - 消极的 (xiāojí de)
ironic /aɪˈrɒnɪk/ B2	adjective - 讽刺的 (fěngcì de)
worried /ˈwʌrid/ A2	adjective - 担心的 (dānxīn de)
chance /tʃɑːns/ A2	noun - 机会 (jīhuì)
babies /ˈbeɪbiːz/ A1	noun - 婴儿 (yīng'ér)
hotel /hoʊˈtel/ A2	noun - 酒店 (jiǔdiàn)
rescue /ˈreskjuː/ B1	verb - 营救 (yíngjiù)
vent /vent/ B1	noun - 通风口 (tōngfēngkǒu)
push /pʊʃ/ A2	verb - 推 (tuī)
partner /ˈpɑːrtnər/ B1	noun - 伙伴 (huǒbàn)
bodies /ˈbɒdiːz/ A1	noun - 身体 (shēntǐ)
building /ˈbɪldɪŋ/ A2	noun - 建筑物 (jiànzhùwù)
static /ˈstætɪk/ B1	noun - 静电 (jìngdiàn)
chance /tʃɑːns/ A2	noun - 机会 (jīhuì)
Mazel tov /ˈmeɪzl tɒv/ C1	interjection - 马泽尔托夫 (mǎzé'ěrtuōfū)