– 英语/中文 双语歌词

歌词与翻译

[中文]

好的伪装很难找到。

我的意思是字面意义上的 并比喻地。

（悬疑的器乐）

军情六处特工经常乔装打扮以逃避

危及生命的情况。

今天我要 接受军情六处特工

的培训，学习如何穿着实用的伪装。

显然是在偷偷摸摸 穿着沙发

的城市既不切实际又 a（哔哔声）会做的事情。

现在，我已经成为一个爱情座椅了。

（戏剧器乐）

您

为英国政府工作有何经历？

在英国陆军服役 25 年，

其中 5 年是在 特种空勤队，

，在曼彻斯特工作了 18 年 秘密情报局。

你的书上说你已被捕。

你现在显然不在监狱里。

什么鬼？

我因谋杀被捕，

我随后被逮捕 清除并释放。

我因钻石被捕 在塞拉利昂

走私，我还没有被清除。

我成功逃离了塞拉利昂。

军情六处特工是做什么的？

我接受了多项技能培训。

我是一个训练有素的人 直升机飞行员、

徒手格斗、

训练有素的自由落体跳伞员、

渗透和渗出

进入敌方领土、

从潜艇上、下。

监视、反监视、

和反监视。

即兴伪装。

不是长期伪装，但能够

很快改变你的伪装，

这样我们就可以失去监视小组。

那么，现在我想请你帮个忙。

我需要你的帮助才能消失。

你愿意带我去吗 你的翅膀并训练我

并像对待儿子一样对待我 给我你所有的技能，

这样我就可以逃脱 私家侦探

谁在跟踪我？

这并不容易，

但我们一定会尽力而为。

对于今天的挑战，我是 去吸取教训

，并尝试使用他们

来逃避私家侦探的追捕。

我会关注你的 策略建议。

如果你的策略成功，

我会很好地倾听你的意见

并乔装打扮，

我希望你写信 一封让我在军情六处工作的推荐信

。

好的。

如果您的策略没有 工作，我会惩罚你。

我会让你用你不喜欢的音乐流派写一首30秒的歌曲

...

，然后我们会录制一段你表演的音乐视频

。

我讨厌的只有一种类型。

乡村和西部风格。

对您来说太慢了吗？

不，这只是涉及可悲的

歌词。

（怪诞的氛围音乐）

你觉得我的怎么样？ 成功的机会是？

90% 你会成功。

我认为我 100% 会成功。

好吧，没什么更好的了。

让我们开始吧。

太棒了。

好的。 谢谢。

在接下来的两个小时里，军情六处特工

将把我置于他的保护之下并训练我。

我知道每个人都讨厌 学校，所以我不会用两个小时的学习时间让你感到无聊

（哔哔声）。

相反，我将向您展示 三秒训练蒙太奇。

你穿的是什么。

我们就转身。

是的，颜色太多了。

我希望高中只是 三秒学习。

我说得对吗？

房间里没有人和我在一起。

老实说，我会展示 我后来的军情六处培训的相关要点

， 当有必要的时候。

现在是时候见面了 私家侦探

我今天要挑战。

已经多少年了 私家侦探？

我曾经是一名私家侦探 至今已近20年。

私家侦探是做什么的？

私家侦探可以做很多事情。

我专注于监视。

当人们问你时 你的职业是什么，

你说我是个鬼鬼祟祟的男孩吗？

不。

现在我要挑战你。

（怪诞的氛围音乐）

非常激烈。

我要给你 30分钟关注我。

在这 30 个的末尾 分钟，如果你看到我，

你可以触摸我和我 会掉到地上。

好的。

如果在这些末尾 30分钟，你赢了，

我会给你我的尊重。

我不需要你的尊重。

如果我赢得了这次挑战，我会惩罚你

让你看着我 吃一碗麦片。

什么样的麦片？

肉桂吐司脆饼，宝贝。

哦。

肯，祝你好运。

谢谢。

- [迈克画外音] 这是 今天挑战的规则。

迈克有 30 分钟的时间从私家侦探手中逃脱

。

迈克无法逃跑 或进入任何车辆。

30 分钟后，迈克会站着不动。

如果调查员 碰触他，迈克就会失去

，他会像冰一样碎裂。

（戏剧性的管弦乐）

挑战从三、二、一开始。

（悬疑的管弦乐）

一旦计时器开始，

我就会跟随军情六处特工的脚步 指示完美。

永远不要低头，因为他会

知道你在图谋不轨。

- [迈克画外音]如果 关注我的人看到

我知道有人在关注我，

他们可能会加快速度 计划掐死我。

最好假设 每个人都在关注您

并处理您的事务 就像平常的一天一样。

我想做的只是

给他足够的空间， 他感到舒服，

，但也感到不舒服。

他正在过马路，走得很正常

，就像没有任何迹象表明我在担心。

我可以看到迈克，但我认为

他看不到我。

他已经绿灯了，所以我要走了。

- [迈克画外音] 我游行 爬上一段长长的楼梯，

并进入一座建筑物 具有独特的建筑风格。

所以我已经看不见迈克了。

我觉得我现在需要做的是确保

我可以四处走动。

我输入了什么？

这座建筑恰好是我的母校，

艾默生学院。

两天前我给学校官员发了电子邮件

提出紧急请求 使用他们的浴室。

他们一定以为我是 另一位孩子

大学毕业并且 然后就找不到厕所了。

值得庆幸的是，艾默生保安

让我进入他们的私人卫生间。

我开始脱掉衣服

准备伪装。

如果你仔细观察，你会发现

我的胳膊和腿上没有毛发。

前一天晚上 挑战，我花了两个小时

给自己刮胡子。

我是否想要丝般光滑的皮肤，这样我

生命中终于能感受到一次性感了？

不，先生。

我这样做的原因最终将

向您透露。

要有耐心，吃一颗甘草。

- [Ken] 嘿伙计们。

我们可以进入三楼吗？

好的。

- [迈克画外音] 当我改变时 进入我的绝密伪装，

我忍不住记住 军情六处特工

教给我的关于速度的知识。

伪装的艺术 避免监视

的一点是必须尽快完成。

最多五分钟。

- [迈克画外音] 五分钟 应该有足够的时间

来改变我的外表，对吧？

错误。

从十几岁起，我的皮肤就

极度敏感。

我不是勒布朗·詹姆斯 刮脸，

，我的意思是我 不小心割伤了自己

一直在（嘟嘟地）刮胡子。

现在我知道保安正在监视我们，

我知道他不在 建筑就像乱搞。

所以这真的只是 让他做出一个选择，

是当我在

楼梯的另一边时他溜出去，

他溜出了电梯，或者

他等我走来走去。

如果我剃须刀做得很糟糕

并且让血从我脸上滴下来，

私家侦探 会立即发现我。

我敏感的皮肤可能是我逃避私家侦探

的失败原因，

以及为什么我从未这样做过 直到最近才交了女朋友。

七分钟后我就 只有约 74% 的人刮胡子。

我的伪装还有很多步骤，

所以我不得不放弃剃须。

我不能再浪费时间了。

我永远不会像比特犬那样光滑。

歌手，而不是狗品种。

监视者将是 重点关注您的颜色、

您的尺寸、您的总体形状、

您的举止和步态。

所以，你改变了多少 尽可能的。

（戏剧性的器乐）

（转向悬疑的钢琴音乐）

我所有的想法都让我相信

他很可能就在这里。

我穿上了一件可爱的衣服 看看时间。

我的转变已经发生 现在已经10多分钟了。

这太尴尬了。

我不想让大家失望 今天的军情六处特工

让我很失望 我生命中的其他人。

军情六处特工建议我将自己

伪装成孕妇。

（管弦乐响起）

在离开大楼之前，我想起

军情六处特工的另一堂课。

改变行走时的步态。

- [迈克画外音] 军情六处 代理人建议我改变我的

正常步行方式 截然不同的步态。

我向他展示了一项特殊技能

我在高中时学到的。

我称之为螃蟹漫步 他称我为白痴。

然后他教我更多 现实的行走风格

我应该使用。

右，左，右。

就是这样。

假装是 怀孕了，更加努力，

高兴，我开始爬下大楼的楼梯

。

是时候看看是否 私家侦探

发现了我。

（悬疑的器乐）

调查员会相信我是一个真正的

幸运孕妇吗？

他会看到我可怜的剃须工作，

撕下我的衣服并攻击我吗？

他会嫉妒吗 我看起来有多好并决定自己怀孕？

？

我在匆忙

穿上这套伪装时犯的一个明显错误是我忘记了

拉上我衣服后面的拉链。

我的胸罩肩带和下背部暴露在外，

就像我是一个轻浮的怀孕者 脱衣舞娘名叫钻石。

所以，我大约有两个街区 远离我们开始的地方。

（进入戏剧性电子音乐）

胜利属于迈克。

因为我不是 怪物，我决定向私家侦探

展示我是如何逃脱的。

（欢快的摇滚音乐）

肯，你可以看着我。

（笑）

我是一名孕妇。

我并没有真正注意

那个过马路的女人。

我赢了，所以我要惩罚你

，让你看我吃麦片。

（谷物压碎）

这是一个很好的盒子。

我决定做一点 我自己的预检查。

我没有看你半小时

到两个小时，而是看了你12个小时。

我已经带你去了 出去吃个午饭。

这是星期六吗？

- [Ken] 那是星期六。

- [迈克]你跟着我（咕哝）。

你走进了市场。

我真的想不通 看看你买了什么，

因为我落后你几步。

哇。

我打电话给训练我的军情六处特工

，告诉他这个好消息。

你的计划非常顺利。

哦，干得好，我的儿子。

我告诉过你我们可以做到。

致 Alexander Junder 先生，CMG，

英国伦敦军情六处总部。

亲爱的亚历克斯，就业推荐。

我的好朋友迈克·卡里尔。

下次你见到我时，

我可能正在为 英国政府。

哦，还有一件事。

军情六处特工允许我

发行他写的歌曲。

我希望您喜欢他的音乐视频。

好吧，这是一首小歌

，是我的罂粟告诉我的

，当我不高于 浣熊（哔哔声）。

♪ 遇到了一个女孩，她是个美人 ♪

♪ 她来自田纳西州 ♪

♪ 当她躺在我身边时偷走了我的心 ♪

♪ 她给了我一种性病 ♪

♪ 我们在一起 15 年 ♪

♪ 耕田 ♪

♪ 与我们的敌人战斗 ♪

♪你现在要走了， 我只剩下 ♪

♪ 14 个孩子，一条腿和一个破鼻子 ♪

♪ 比利·乔，我爱你的身体 ♪

♪ 从头到脚都有纹身 ♪

♪ 莎士比亚的作品 穿过你的背 ♪

♪ 我将一无所有 ♪

♪ 如果你应该去的话，请阅读 ♪

♪ 哎哟 ♪

[英语]

A good disguise is hard to find.

I mean that both literally and metaphorically.

(suspenseful instrumental music)

MI6 agents often wear disguises to escape

life threatening situations.

Today I'm going to be trained by an MI6 agent

on how to wear a practical disguise.

Apparently, sneaking around the city wearing a couch

is both impractical and something a (bleeping) would do.

Now, I've become a love seat.

(dramatic instrumental music)

What experience do you have

working for the British government?

25 years in the British Army,

five of which were in the Special Air Service,

and 18 years in Manchester's Secret Intelligence Service.

Your book says that you've been arrested.

You are clearly not in jail right now.

WTF?

I was arrested for murder,

which I was subsequently clear of, and released.

I was arrested for diamond smuggling in Sierra Leone,

which I have not been cleared of.

I managed to escape from Sierra Leone.

What does an MI6 agent do?

I was trained in a number of skills.

I was a very well-trained helicopter pilot,

unarmed combat,

trained free-fall parachutist,

infiltration and exfiltration

into hostile territory,

embark, disembark from submarines.

Surveillance, anti-surveillance,

and counter-surveillance.

Improvise disguises.

Not long-term disguises, but be able to

change your disguise very quickly,

so we could lose a surveillance team.

So, now I'm going to ask you a favor.

I need your help disappearing.

Will you take me under your wing and train me

and treat me like a son and give me all of your skills,

so that I can escape a private investigator

who's following me?

It's not gonna be easy,

but we'll certainly give it our best shot.

For today's challenge I'm going to learn lessons

from this MI6 agent and try using them

to escape a private investigator.

I'm going to follow your strategy suggestions.

If your strategy is successful,

and I do a great job of listening to you

and wearing a disguise,

I would like you to write a letter of recommendation

for me to work at MI6.

OK.

If your strategy does not work, I will punish you.

I will make you write a 30 second song

in a musical genre you do not like

and then we will record a music video

of you performing it.

There's only one genre I hate.

Country and western.

Is it too slow for you?

No, it's just the pathetic

lyrics involved.

(eerie atmospheric music)

What do you think my chances of success are?

90% that you're gonna succeed.

I think I'm 100% going to succeed.

OK, nothing better.

Let's go for it.

Great.

OK. Thank you.

For the next two hours, the MI6 agent

will take me under his wing and train me.

I know everyone hates school, so I won't bore you

with two hours of me learning (bleeping).

Instead, I'll show you a three second training montage.

What you're wearing.

We just turn.

Yep, too much color.

I wish high school was only three seconds of learning.

Am I right?

No one is in the room with me.

In all honesty, I'll show the relevant highlights

of my MI6 training later, when it's necessary.

Right now it's time to meet the private investigator

I'm challenging today.

How many years have to been a private investigator?

I've been a private investigator for nearly 20 years now.

What does a private investigator do?

A private investigator can do many things.

I specialize in surveillance.

When people ask you what your profession is,

do you say, I'm a sneaky boy?

No.

Now I'm going to challenge you.

(eerie atmospheric music)

Very intense.

I'm going to give you 30 minutes to follow me.

At the end of those 30 minutes, if you see me,

you can touch me and I will fall to the ground.

OK.

If at the end of these 30 minutes, you win,

I will give you my respect.

I don't need your respect.

If I win this challenge, I will punish you

by making you watch me eat a bowl of cereal.

What kind of cereal?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, baby.

Oh.

Ken, I wish you the best of luck.

Thank you.

- [Mike Voiceover] Here are the rules for today's challenge.

Mike has 30 minutes to escape

from the private investigator.

Mike cannot run away or enter any vehicles.

After 30 minutes, Mike will stand still.

If the investigator touches him, Mike loses

and he will shatter like ice.

(dramatic orchestral music)

The challenge begins in three, two, one.

(suspenseful orchestral music)

Once the timer begins,

I follow the MI6 agent's instructions perfectly.

Never look down, because he will then

know that you're up to something.

- [Mike Voiceover] If someone following me sees

that I know someone is following me,

they might speed up plans to choke me dead.

It's best to assume that everyone is following you

and go about your business like it's a normal day.

What I'm trying to do is just

give him enough space, where he's comfortable,

but yet also uncomfortable as well.

He's crossing the street, walking normal

like no signs of letting on to me.

I could see Mike, but I don't think

he could see me.

He's got the green light, so I'm gonna go.

- [Mike Voiceover] I march up a long flight of stairs,

and enter a building with unique architecture.

So I've already lost sight of Mike.

I feel what I need to do now is make sure

I can get around.

What have I entered?

This building happens to be my alma mater,

Emerson College.

I emailed school officials two days ago

with an urgent request to use their bathrooms.

They must have thought I was another one of those kids

who graduate college and then can't find toilets.

Thankfully, the Emerson security guards

let me in to their private restrooms.

I start taking my clothes off in

preparation for my disguise.

If you look closely, you can see that

my arms and legs have no hair on them.

The night before this challenge, I spent two hours

shaving myself.

Did I want silky smooth skin so I would

finally feel sexy for once in my life?

No sir-ee.

The reason I did this is going to be

revealed to you eventually.

Be patient and grab a licorice.

- [Ken] Hey guys.

Could we get access to the third floor?

Okay.

- [Mike Voiceover] As I change into my top secret disguise,

I can't help but remember what the MI6 agent

taught me about speed.

The art of disguise for avoiding surveillance

is that it's got to be done quickly.

Maximum, five minutes.

- [Mike Voiceover] Five minutes should be plenty of time

to change my appearance, right?

Wrong.

Since I was a teenager, I've had

extremely sensitive skin.

I'm not the Lebron James of shaving my face,

and by that, I mean I accidentally cut myself

shaving all the (bleeping) time.

So now that I know security's watching us,

I know he's not in the building like screwing around.

So that really only leads him to one option,

was he slipped out while I was on

the other side of the stairs,

and he slipped out the elevator, or

he waited for me to walk around.

If I do terrible razor work

and leave blood dripping down my face,

the private investigator will spot me immediately.

My sensitive skin could be my downfall

in escaping this private investigator,

as well as why I never had a girlfriend until recently.

Seven minutes in and I'm only about 74% done shaving.

There's a lot more steps to my disguise,

so I have to abandon the shave.

I can't waste more time.

I'll never look as smooth as Pitbull.

The singer, not the dog breed.

The surveillant will be focusing on your colors,

your size, your general shape,

your demeanor and your gait.

So, you change as much of that as possible.

(dramatic instrumental music)

(moves into suspenseful piano music)

All my thoughts lead me to believe that

chances are he is in here.

I put on a lovely dress and look at the time.

My transformation has taken more than 10 minutes now.

This is (bleeping) embarrassing.

I don't want to disappoint the MI6 agent today

like I disappointed everyone else in my life.

The MI6 agent suggested I disguise myself

as a pregnant woman.

(charging orchestral music)

Before I leave the building, I remember

another lesson from the MI6 agent.

Change your gait as you're walking along.

- [Mike Voiceover] The MI6 agent suggested I alter my

normal walk for a drastically different gait.

I showed him a special skill

I learned back in high school.

I call this the crab walk and he calls me an idiot.

Then he teaches me a more realistic walking style

I should use.

Right, left, right.

That's the way.

Pretending to be pregnant, and even harder,

happy, I start climbing down the stairs

of the building.

It's time to see if the private investigator

spots me.

(suspenseful instrumental music)

Will the investigator believe I'm a real

happy go lucky pregnant woman?

Will he see my pathetic shaving job,

rip my dress off and tackle me?

Will he get jealous of how good I look and decide

to get pregnant himself?

One glaring mistake I made while rushing

to put this disguise on is that I forgot

to zip up the back of my dress.

My bra straps and lower back are exposed,

like I'm a flirty, pregnant stripper named Diamonds.

So, I'm about two blocks away from where we started.

(moves into dramatic electronic music)

Victory belongs to Mike.

Because I'm not a monster, I decide to show

the private investigator how I escaped.

(upbeat rock music)

Ken, you can look at me.

(laughing)

I was a pregnant woman.

I wasn't really paying attention to

the woman crossing the street.

I won, so I'm going to punish you

by making you watch me eat cereal.

(cereal crunching)

This is a good box.

I decided to do a little pre workup of my own.

Instead of watching you for the half hour

to two hours, I watched you for 12 hours.

I've got you heading out to a little lunch.

Was this on Saturday?

- [Ken] It was Saturday.

- [Mike] You followed me (mumbling).

You went into the market.

I really couldn't figure out what you bought,

'cause I was a couple steps behind you.

Wow.

I call the MI6 agent who trained me

to tell him the wonderful news.

Your plan worked perfectly.

Oh, well done my son.

I told you we could do it.

To Mr. Alexander Junder, CMG,

MI6 Headquarters, London, England.

Dear Alex, recommendation for employment.

My good friend Mike Carrier.

The next time you see me,

I might be working for the British government.

Oh, and one more thing.

The MI6 agent gave me permission

to release the song he wrote.

I hope you enjoy his music video.

Okay, so this is a little song

that my poppy told me

when I was no higher than the raccoons (bleeping).

♪ Met a girl, she was a beauty ♪

♪ And she came from Tennessee ♪

♪ Stole my heart when she laid beside me ♪

♪ She gave to me an STD ♪

♪ 15 years we've been together ♪

♪ Plowed the fields ♪

♪ And battled with our foes ♪

♪ You're leaving now, and all I'm left with ♪

♪ 14 kids, one leg and a busted nose ♪

♪ Billy Joe, I love your body ♪

♪ Tattooed skin from head to toe ♪

♪ The works of Shakespeare cross your backside ♪

♪ And I'll be left with nothing ♪

♪ To read if you should go ♪

♪ Yee-haw ♪

重点词汇

词汇	含义
disguise /dɪsˈɡaɪz/ B1	noun - 伪装 (wěizhuāng) verb - 伪装 (wěizhuāng)
literally /ˈlɪtərəli/ B1	adverb - 字面意义上 (zìmian yìyì shàng)
metaphorically /ˌmetəˈfɔːrɪkli/ C1	adverb - 比喻地 (bǐyù dì)
agent /ˈeɪdʒənt/ B1	noun - 特工 (tègōng)
practical /ˈpræktɪkl/ B1	adjective - 实用的 (shíyòng de)
impractical /ɪmˈpræktɪkl/ B2	adjective - 不实用的 (bù shíyòng de)
arrested /əˈrestɪd/ B1	verb - 逮捕 (dài bǔ)
smuggling /ˈsmʌɡlɪŋ/ B2	noun - 走私 (zǒusī)
escape /ɪˈskeɪp/ B1	verb - 逃脱 (táotuō)
trained /treɪnd/ B1	verb - 训练 (xùnliàn)
surveillance /səˈveɪləns/ B2	noun - 监视 (jiānshì)
improvise /ˈɪmprəvaɪz/ B2	verb - 即兴 (jíxìng)
disappearing /ˌdɪsəˈpɪərɪŋ/ B1	verb - 消失 (xiāoshī)
strategy /ˈstrætɪdʒi/ B2	noun - 策略 (cèlüè)
recommendation /ˌrekəmenˈdeɪʃən/ B2	noun - 推荐 (tuījiàn)
punish /ˈpʌnɪʃ/ B1	verb - 惩罚 (chéngfá)
lyrics /ˈlɪrɪks/ B1	noun - 歌词 (gēcí)
success /səkˈses/ B1	noun - 成功 (chénggōng)