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[中文]

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欢迎回到摇滚促销活动， 我是你们的主持人，乔·桑塔加托。

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如果你不知道， Rock the Promo

是每周一次的比赛 参赛者

对其进行口头批评 彼此直到剩下一个。

数千人提交 他们自己的摔跤宣传片，

，但大多数都很糟糕。

所以岩石 精心挑选了其中的 32 名

来参加一场比赛 单败淘汰赛，

看看谁是冠军。

我们正在查看底部 支架的左侧。

我们有四场比赛 ups，他们

将与 他们的原始提交内容。

我迫不及待地想 看看这有多愚蠢。

在我们开始之前 我们的嘉宾评委，

我只是想提醒一下 参赛者

将根据三个C进行评判， 角色、喜剧和服装。

我不会解释什么 这些是，因为我已经

说得够多了。

她是前 WWE 超级巨星， 粉丝总经理

，她是臭名昭著的美洲狮。

伙计们，遮住你们的鸡巴。

欢迎 Vickie 格雷罗参加演出。

嗨，乔。

你好吗？

这里相当温暖， 我可以喝点水吗？

对不起！

我可以喝点水吗？

抱歉，乔。

我很荣幸能拥有其中之一 节目中摔跤

中最讨厌的人。

谢谢您 恭维，我

很高兴看到谁 将会成为大赢家。

好吧，让我们开始吧。

棕色黄油与 可怕的格雷吉。

纸杯蛋糕，巨石强森 击败棕色黄油

促销刀具。

没关系 棕色黄油一直在

研究绝密 职业摔跤视频

的长期计划。

棕色黄油接近了 纸杯蛋糕的经理

并与 纸杯蛋糕的妈妈。

别介意纸杯蛋糕 在几乎没有任何帮助的情况下成为世界著名的糕点

来自棕色黄油。

只是许可、票务、Brown 黄油让一切变得更好。

这样你就可以制作纸杯蛋糕了 德韦恩，你想要什么就促销吧。

但是直到你邀请我加入 厨房，我可爱的小糖

松饼，你的肚子会的 甜甜的棕色黄油扑腾

就完成了。

布朗巴特西如是说， 棕色黄油如是说。

这家伙看起来像 俄罗斯黑手党老大。

那东西到底是什么 最后，他就像

棕色黄油。

你在做什么，伙计？

顺便说一下，很好 祝你在《毒枭》第二季客串

位置顺利。

棕色黄油是 我最喜欢的之一。

我的意思是，谁不想 谈论纸杯蛋糕？

唯一的事情 我不喜欢的是，

是灯光太暗了 他的脸有点黑。

所以我有点迷失了 他的目光接触。

但我喜欢他的话， 扑向甜黄油？

我的意思是，我想要 去吃纸杯蛋糕吧。

所以乔，你想要 和我一起玩吗？

我们去抢 一些在此之后。

让我们继续 可怕的格雷吉。

巨石强森，你是 告诉我，可怕的格雷吉，

你将会有一个 摇滚促销比赛，

，但不要邀请这两个人 当年BYWF冠军？

不邀请三次， 游戏获奖记者？

这就是你想要的 玩它，摇滚？

我还没见过这么糟糕的 自《毁灭战士》以来，

就与您一起制定决策技巧。

现在，这就是我要做的 让你这么做，洛克。

拿起你的漂亮 小指

还没有诚实地完成一天的工作 天知道要工作多久，

，然后单击“是”。

是的，我想看看 可怕的格雷吉在岩石

促销比赛。

你在开玩笑吧？

是的，我想见总统 本次比赛球队胖了。

如果你不这样做， 摇滚，如果你不这样做，我

会非常难过。

我真的很想做 这个，我喜欢你的作品。

格雷吉没闲着。

这家伙什么都有 正在发生的事情。

他有一件西装外套 上面有护肘，

，然后是一件收腹衬衫。

我不想提起我们， 但我忍不住注意到，

因为你 穿着露腹衬衫。

但你看起来一模一样 塞斯·罗根从脖子以下。

我不确定格雷吉是否可怕 要去参加培训课程

或参加商务会议。

你的心思在哪里？

如果你下次可以的话 摘下你的眼镜，

，因为你正在 那种感伤的

是巨石强森本人所没有的 邀请您参加比赛。

让他感受到那种心痛， 你真的

对此感到非常受伤。

不过，这仍然是一项很棒的工作。

好吧，维姬。

谁在继续前进，谁在 早餐喝威士忌吗？

棕色黄油。

棕色黄油，你有 很棒的眼神交流，

，我喜欢你 描绘了纸杯蛋糕。

干得好。

恭喜你，棕色黄油。

我们继续吧。

桑德拉拆除 vs 斯威灵顿牛肉。

粉丝们大家好，我们来了 今天与桑德拉 -

拆除！

她就是这样 我来做你。

我要拆除所有 你们中的一员，每个您所爱的人，

每个您认为自己是的人， 每个你认为你可以成为的人

，你都在走下坡路。

[?有人？]在上面。

我要采取 你来到了一个你不知道存在的图书馆

。

深处的图书馆 镇，地下。

你要读一本书， 你将结束这本书，

，你将被摧毁。

好吧，桑德拉，什么时候 你要成为冠军吗？

总冠军？

总冠军？

我是唯一的冠军 这很重要，因为我是

唯一存在的冠军。

我是唯一的冠军 永远都是这样。

你还记得这一点。

谢谢你，桑迪。

美国，美国，美国，是的。

非常感谢你桑迪 进行采访。

那是--

今天是桑德拉日，卡车司机妈妈！

哇！

[大喊]我来找你。

我要来 所有你认识的人，

你都会被拆毁。

Sandra Demolish 让我想起了 7 月 4 日，小妞喝醉了。

就像你知道的那样 小鸡们喝醉了，

，她们的声音变得低沉， 就像，[音效]。

贝基！

我的鞋子呢！

桑德拉拆除是 我书中的赢家。

她表现出了自信 在此促销活动中赋予权力。

眼镜、大礼帽、 小商务外套，

她看起来很优雅， 但随后她就

准备好踢别人的屁股了。

有时在房间里说话 你的音频会丢失，

，我有点 对此感到难过。

因为我想 听到你所有的话。

每当你上去时 进入相机镜头，

并且您想让 每个人都知道你

是为了得到他们，我喜欢它。

这表明您带来了 你的观众进入你的空间，

，你带我进来。

我只是在给予 你总道具。

干得好。

让我们看看牛肉膨胀 与 Sandra Demolish 吸食的可卡因

数量相同。

您将在今晚的节目中看到 砧板版，

最多选择。

一个男人遇见了你 斯威灵顿牛肉。

英镑下跌， 选择切入城镇，

这将是一个真正的 如果您认为一些巨型

博洛尼亚[？共振？]重击 工作将成为我

和冠军之间的障碍 腰带。因为当盐

和 [?海？]踏足 在那个方圆中，

我完成了嫩化 80-20块磨碎的块。

他要拖着屁股 回到他老太太家。

她不会问 如果你赢得了比赛。

她不会的 询问他是否会再次

踏上擂台。

她想要的一切 知道牛肉在哪里吗？

我要告诉你 现在的事情，那就是

屠夫的切肉，查克。

好的。

斯威灵顿牛肉已售完 他他妈的脑子，一清二楚。

顺便说一句，如果您 想知道

你愤怒的前男友来自哪里 高中毕业了，他来了。

他正在销售 Costco 刀具。

威灵顿牛肉。

我以为他会去 拿起那把切肉刀

并他妈的砍某人。

这样就可以了 整个事情很完美。

维姬，你觉得怎么样？

斯威灵顿牛肉是 在厨房里很棒，

我不确定是否 女人们真的很想

知道他的牛肉在哪里。

利用您周围的环境。

我想看看你使用 你的道具而不仅仅是

把抹刀当麦克风。

这让你 看起来有点虚弱。

而且，每当 你在说，

你的速度有点快了。

我有点失去了什么 你想说。

但是厨房风景，还有 展现你厨师的一面，

是个好主意。

我们看看会发生什么？

好吧，维姬。

谁正在继续前进，以及 谁会

迫切需要咨询？

桑德拉拆除。

女人的力量，女孩。

干得好。

祝你一切顺利。

恭喜，桑德拉。

让你的男朋友刮胡子 胡子，他看起来很可笑。

好的，继续。

卡斯卡迪亚恶魔 对阵摔跤弗雷德。

埃里克·琼斯 卡斯卡迪亚恶魔。

[咆哮] 俄勒冈州波特兰 是我的城市，是我的家。

我厌倦了你 来自全国各地来到我的城市

的装腔作势者， 认为这是时髦、

的时尚目的地。

所以让我说清楚。

你认为你可以 来我的城市

并向我展示如何做事吗？

你会发现自己 有一大堆问题。

花旗松和 黄松

将会崩溃 瞧不起你，就像大脚怪

喝酒一样。

这家伙看起来像他 高中时肯定把孩子

塞进储物柜里。

你知道，这很合适 他正在举办这个促销比赛。

因为这正是 每个人都认为

他最终会这样。

一两次之后 咕噜咕噜，我想知道

你是否要生孩子。

[咆哮]

[婴儿哭泣]

你扮演伐木工人并 你有手臂和帽子，

我会喜欢 见到你也许

在外面，在一些树周围。

利用您的周围环境来制作 它对您的促销更有效，

，但干得好。

让我们看看摔跤是什么 弗雷德必须提供。

你们有没有 不敢在公共场合打哈欠

因为你认为 某个年轻人会

过来吐你的嘴吗？

什么？

我们现在开始了吗？

大家好。

这是摔跤弗雷德。

我听说洛基有 自己来了个小小的较量。

我参加过一两次比赛。

也许您听说过， 诺沃克牡蛎节。

吃热狗冠军。

我当时大约五岁 远离死亡的地方。

在六人小组中排名第五。

我已经尽力了。

我从来没有赢得过任何东西。

但我所拥有的，是很多 对我的动作设置充满信心。

我把你放在一个组合里 锁头并让你

猜出出路。 因为记住，

这并不有多难 你赢了，但是

你多么努力地不想输。

我们已经失去了一切。

弗雷德，周五晚上了！

我他妈的爱弗雷德。

我认为他杀了那个 宣传片，他很搞笑。

毛茸茸的，但很搞笑。

我只是想拥抱他。

我不知道这是否足够 让你退出第一轮，

，但我们会找到答案。

简单问一下，有多少人 向这家伙吐口水

表示这是一个问题吗？

看起来他好穷。

我的意思是，弗雷德，你需要吗？ 一些金钱上的帮助？

我的意思是，我愿意 来帮助你，

因为你看起来 有点可悲。

不管怎样，他太棒了。

他吸引了我，我喜欢它。

你总是会 输掉比赛就尽力而为吧，

，我想 那是一个很棒的促销活动。

好吧，维姬。

谁在继续前进，谁在 通过在 Instagram 上发布自拍照来获取赞美

。

刁钻的问题，是我。

Vicky，我们有谁？

我的获胜者是摔跤弗雷德。

有才华、自信、 小家伙

将征服世界。

你是我的赢家。

恭喜，弗雷德。

让我们进入决赛 本周的比赛。

仙人掌梨 vs 正义的胜利。

我是仙人球，我 给你一对枪。

我是一个瘦弱、刻薄的人， 沙漠战斗机。

别哭了！

看看这片广阔、贫瘠的土地 荒野和虚无？

我用两只手做到了。

我是碎石者， 灰尘制造者。

这里什么都没有， 因为我把它消除了。

美国毁灭城。

看到那个峡谷了吗？

我成功了。

我正在欣赏平顶山 有一天，打了一个喷嚏。

把那块岩石吹走。

你在沙漠里，宝贝。

你会死的。

[大喊]

这是一位坚强的姐妹 混蛋，让我告诉你。

我觉得他已经和一个 熊之前，一对一。

维琪，你觉得怎么样？

我喜欢他的使用方式 外部元素。

当他说他打喷嚏时 然后用你的肢体语言将峡谷分开

打喷嚏时举起手臂

？

我以为那是 表现出很多情感，

你展示了你的力量。

但是你的歌声呢？

我无法接受，甚至我的 狗捂住了她的耳朵。

但是支持你，很棒的促销活动。

摇滚？

你叫我的名字吗？

我的名字是正义胜利。

我为什么在这里？

因为我没有 选择，但必须在这里。

你最近打开新闻吗？

你向外看了吗 看到了所有的仇恨？

人们互相射击。

你知道为什么吗？

因为孩子们不知道 有值得尊敬的人。

他们让人剪眉毛 站起来，扯掉他们的衬衫。

但他们没有 有道德的人，

正直、勇敢 美国人民的。

我的名字是正义胜利，并且 我来这里是为了做出改变。

我就在这里，从现在开始 击败我

面前的每一个人，直到美国人民 有一个值得骄傲的人。

当这个人 摘下他的面具

，下面还有另一个面具， 我差点把自己拉屎了。

让我们看看正义胜利是否 那些紧身裤

成功晋级第一轮。

Vicky，你有什么？

没有喜剧 里面，但我确实

觉得你会做 对于世界上许多孩子来说，他是伟大的英雄

。

我想也许你 可以使用不同的衬衫

来描绘斗篷，如果你 想成为某人的英雄、

或榜样。

时要小心 你正在使用一个房间，

因为你的背景 太阳即将来临，有点让人分心

透过窗户。

请记住，您 想要引起你的注意。

而你不想拥有 其他元素可以从您的促销中删除

。

不过干得好，而且 祝你一切顺利。

好吧，维姬。

谁在继续前进，谁在 要把整件事

归咎于他们的父母吗？

我的获胜者是仙人球。

在沙漠中干得好， 因为我来自德克萨斯州

埃尔帕索，所以你赢得了我的心。

恭喜你，仙人球。

恭喜你 致所有获奖者。

在我们走之前，Vicky，你有吗？ 对参赛者有什么建议吗？

我给所有人的建议 参赛者

相信你的性格， 注意周围环境，

确保无论何时 对着镜头说话，

你眼光很好 接触，放慢速度。

让你的话语清晰，相信 对自己有信心。

还有桑德拉，为了你，我 我支持你，女孩。

大家继续努力， 我们下次再见。

大家好， 感谢您的观看。

Vicky，感谢您的光临。

接下来见 本周我们将继续

完成第一轮。

我们有客人了 法官，雷·神秘人。

他将会做 所有类型的他妈的翻转，

可能。

所以一定要他妈的 请注意这一点。

下周见 在《摇滚促销》中。

还有维琪——

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[英语]

Welcome back to Rock the Promo, I'm your host, Joe Santagato.

If you don't know, Rock the Promo

is a weekly competition where contestants

lay the verbal smack-down on each other until one remains.

Thousands of people submitted their own wrestling promos,

but most of them sucked.

So the Rock handpicked 32 of them

to battle it out in a single elimination bracket,

to find out who's the champion.

We're looking at the bottom left side of the bracket.

We got four match ups, and they're

going head to head with their original submissions.

And I cannot wait to see how dumb this gets.

Before we get to our guest judge,

I just want to remind you that contestants

will be judged on the three C's, character, comedy, and costume.

I'm not going to explain what those are, because I've already

done enough talking.

She's a former WWE superstar, fan general manager,

and she's a notorious cougar.

Cover your dicks, guys.

And welcome Vickie Guerrero to the show.

Hi, Joe.

How are you?

It's rather warm in here, can I get some water?

Excuse me!

Can I get some water?

Sorry, Joe.

I am honored to have one of the most hated people in wrestling

on the show.

Thank you for the compliment, and I'm

excited to see who the big winner's going to be.

All right, let's get started.

Brown Butter versus Gruesome Greggy.

The cupcake, Dwayne Johnson beating Brown Butter

to the punch with a promo cutters.

Never mind that Brown Butter's been

working on a top secret pro-wrestling video

plan for ages.

That Brown Butter approached the cupcake's manager

and spoke with the cupcake's mother.

Never mind that the cupcake became a world famous pastry

with barely any help from Brown Butter.

Just licensing, ticketing, Brown Butter makes everything better.

So you can cupcake the promo all you want, Dwayne.

But until you invite me into the kitchen, my sweet little sugar

muffin, your belly will be done to the flutter

of sweet, sweet Brown Butter.

So says the Brown Butsy, so says Brown Butter.

This guy looks like a Russian mafia boss.

And what the hell was that thing at the end, where he's like,

Brown Butter.

What are you doing, buddy?

By the way, good luck with your guest

spot on Narcos season two.

Brown Butter was one of my favorites.

I mean, who does not want to talk about cupcakes?

The only thing that I didn't like,

was that the lighting was a little dark on his face.

So I kind of lost his eye contact.

But I loved his words, flutter to sweet butter?

I mean, I want to go have cupcakes.

So Joe, you want to hang with me?

And we'll go grab some after this.

Let's move on to Gruesome Greggy.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson, you're telling me, Gruesome Greggy,

that you're going to have a Rock the Promo competition,

and not invite the two time BYWF champion?

Not invite the three time, game award winning journalist?

That's how you want to play it, Rock?

I haven't seen such a bad decision making skills with you

since Doom.

Now, here's what I'm going to have you do, Rock.

Pick up your pretty little finger

that hasn't done an honest day's work in god knows how long,

and click yes.

Yes, I want to see Gruesome Greggy in the Rock

the Promo competition.

Are you kidding me?

Yes, I want to see the president team fat in this competition.

And if you don't, Rock, if you don't, I'm

going to be pretty sad.

And I'd really like to do this, I like your work.

Greggy ain't fucking around.

This guy has all kinds of shit going on.

He's got a blazer with elbow pads over it,

and then a belly shirt.

I didn't want to bring us up, but I couldn't help but notice,

because you're wearing a belly shirt.

But you look exactly like Seth Rogen from the neck down.

I wasn't sure if Gruesome Greggy was going to a training session

or to a business meeting.

Where is your mind?

If you next time could take your glasses off,

because you were getting kind of sentimental

that the Rock didn't personally invite you to the competition.

Let him feel that heartache, that you were really

just butt hurt about this.

But still, a great job.

All right, Vicky.

Who's moving on, and who's having whiskey for breakfast?

Brown Butter.

Brown Butter, you had great eye contact,

and I love how you portrayed the cupcake.

Awesome job.

Congratulations, Brown Butter.

Let's move on.

Sandra Demolish versus Beef Swellington.

Hi fans, we're here today with Sandra--

Demolish!

She And that's what I'm going to do you.

I'm going to demolish every one of you, everyone you love,

every one you thought you were, everyone you thought you could

be, you're going down.

[? Somebody ?] on top.

I'm going to take you to a library

that you didn't know existed.

A library in the depths of town, underground.

You're gonna read a book, you're gonna end the book,

and you're gonna be demolished.

All right, Sandra, when are you going to become champion?

The grand champion?

The grand champion?

I'm the only champion that matters, because I'm

the only champion that exists.

I'm the only champion that ever will be.

You remember that.

Thank you, Sandy.

USA, USA, USA, yeah.

Thank you so much Sandy for the interview.

It was--

It's Sandra day, mother trucker!

Woah!

[YELLS] I'll come for you.

I'm going to come for all the people you know,

you're going to be demolished.

Sandra Demolish reminds me of a drunk chick on the 4th of July.

Like you know when chicks get drunk,

and their voice gets deep, it's like, [SOUND EFFECTS].

Becky!

Where's my shoes!

Sandra Demolish was a winner in my book.

She showed confidence and empowerment in this promo.

The glasses, the top hat, the little business coat,

she looked classy, but then she was

ready to kick someone's ass.

Talking in a room, sometimes your audio will get lost,

and I was kind of sad about that.

Because I wanted to hear all your words.

Whenever you went up into the camera lens,

and you want to let everyone know that you're

out to get them, I loved it.

That shows that you're bringing your audience into your space,

and you brought me in.

I am just giving you total props.

Good job.

Let's see if Beef Swellington is on the same amount of cocaine

as Sandra Demolish.

You will see on tonight's edition of the chopping block,

the most choice.

One man meets your Beef Swellington.

Down for pound, choices cut to town,

this is going to be a real problem if you think some jumbo

bologna [? resolant ?] whack job is going to stay between me

and that championship belt. Because when the salt

and the [? sea ?] sets foot in that squared circle,

and I finish tenderizing that 80-20 piece of ground chunk.

He's going to drag his ass back to his old lady's house.

And she's not going to be asking if you won the competition.

She's not gonna be asking if he's ever going

to step in the ring again.

All she's going to want to know is where's the beef?

And I'm gonna tell you something right now, that's

the butcher's cut, Chuck.

All right.

Beef Swellington is out of his fucking mind, clearly.

By the way, if you're wondering where

your angry ex-boyfriend from high school went, here he is.

He's selling Costco knives.

Beef Swellington.

I thought he was going to pick up that cleaver

and fucking cut somebody.

That would have made the whole thing perfect.

Vicky, what do you think?

Beef Swellington was great in the kitchen,

I'm not sure if the women really wanted

to know where his beef was.

Use your surroundings.

I wanted to see you use your props instead of just

the spatula as a microphone.

That kind of made you look a little weak.

And also, whenever you're talking,

you kind of went a little fast.

And I kind of lost what you were trying to say.

But the kitchen scenery, and showing the chef part of you,

was a great idea.

And we'll see what happens?

All right, Vicky.

Who's moving on, and who's going to be

in desperate need of counseling?

Sandra Demolish.

Woman power, girl.

Great job.

I wish you the best.

Congratulations, Sandra.

Tell your boyfriend to shave his mustache, he looks ridiculous.

OK, moving on.

The Cascadian Devil versus Wrestling Fred.

Erick Jones, the Cascadian Devil.

[GROWLING] Portland, Oregon is my city, is my home.

I'm sick and tired of you posers coming into my city

from all over the country, thinking that it's the hip,

trendy destination.

So let me be clear.

You think you can come to my city

and show me how to do things?

You're going to find yourself with a whole mess of problems.

The Doug Fir and the Ponderosa Pine

are going to come crashing down on you, like Bigfoot

on a bender.

This guy looks like he definitely shoved kids

in lockers in high school.

And you know, it's fitting that he's doing this promo contest.

Because this is exactly where everyone thought

he would end up.

After one or two grunts, I was wondering

if you were gonna have a baby.

[GROWLING]

[BABY CRYING]

You portray the lumberjack and you have the arms and the hat,

I would have liked to see you maybe

be outside, around some trees.

Use your surroundings to make it more effective on your promo,

but good job.

Let's see what Wrestling Fred has to offer.

Are you guys ever afraid to yawn in public

because you think some youngster's gonna

come by and spit your mouth?

What?

We're on now?

Hey, everybody.

It's Wrestling Fred.

I heard Rocky's having himself a little contest.

I've been in a contest or two.

Maybe you heard of it, the Norwalk oyster festival.

Hot dog eating champion.

I was about five places away from death.

Placed fifth in a pool of six.

I did my best.

I haven't won anything ever.

But what I do have, is a lot of confidence in my move set.

I put you in a combination headlock and have you

guess your way out. 'Cause remember,

it's not how hard you win, but how hard

you're trying not to lose.

We've already lost it all.

It's Friday night Fred!

I fucking love Fred.

I think he killed that promo, he's hilarious.

Very hairy, but hilarious.

I just kind of want to hug him.

I don't know if that's enough to get you out of the first round,

but we will find out.

Quick question, how many people have spit in this guy's mouth

that it's a concern?

It looked like he was so poor.

I mean, Fred, do you need some help with money?

I mean, I'd be willing to help you out,

because you look kind of pathetic.

Anyway, he was just awesome.

He drew me in, I loved it.

You were always going to just do your best in losing,

and I thought that that was a great promo.

All right, Vicky.

Who's moving on, and who's going to fish for compliments

by posting selfies on Instagram.

Trick question, it's me.

Vicky, who do we have?

My winner is Wrestling Fred.

Talented, confident, the little guy

is going to conquer the world.

You're my winner.

Congratulations, Fred.

Let's move on to our final match up of the week.

Prickly Pear versus Justice Victory.

I'm Prickly Pear, and I got a pair of guns for you.

I'm a lean, mean, desert fighting machine.

Stop crying!

See this vast, barren expanse of wilderness and nothingness?

I made it with these two hands.

I'm the rock breaker, the dust maker.

There's nothing here, 'cause I eliminated it.

Decimation City USA.

See that canyon?

I made it.

I was admiring the mesa one day and sneezed.

Blew that rock away.

You're in the desert, baby.

You're going to die.

[YELLING]

This is one tough sister fucker, let me tell you.

I feel like he's fought a bear before, one on one.

Vicky, what do you think?

I loved how he used the outside elements.

When he said that he sneezed and separated the canyon,

using your body language, and having your arms go up

when you sneezed?

I thought that that was showing a lot of emotion,

that you showed your strength.

But your singing?

I could not take, even my dog was covering her ears.

But props to you, great promo.

Rock?

You call my name?

My name is Justice Victory.

And why am I here?

Because I don't have a choice but to be here.

You turned on the news lately?

Have you looked outside and seen all that hate?

People shooting each other.

You know why?

Because the kids, they don't have anyone to look up to.

They got guys cut their eyebrows up, ripping off their shirts.

But they don't have someone with the morals,

the integrity, the bravery of the American people.

My name's Justice Victory, and I'm here to make a difference.

And I'm here, starting right now to beat every person in front

of me until the American people have someone to be proud of.

When this man pulled off his mask

and had another mask underneath, I almost shit myself.

Let's see if Justice Victory and those tight ass pants

make it out of the first round.

Vicky, what do you got?

There was no comedy in it, but I did

feel like you were going to make a great hero for a lot of kids

in the world.

I thought that maybe you could use a different shirt

to portray maybe a cape, if you wanted to be someone's hero,

or role model.

Be careful when you're using a room,

because your background was kind of distracting

with the sun coming through the window.

Just remember that you want the attention on you.

And you don't want to have other elements to take away

from your promo.

But great job, and I wish you well.

All right, Vicky.

Who's moving on, and who's going to blame the whole thing

on their parents?

My winner is Prickly Pear.

Great job using the desert, since I am from El Paso,

Texas, you won my heart.

Congratulations, prickly pear.

And congratulations to all the winners.

Before we go, Vicky, do you have any advice for the contestants?

My advice to all the contestants is

to believe in your character, watch your surroundings,

make sure that whenever you're talking into the camera,

you give good eye contact, slow down.

Let your words be clear, believe in yourself, have confidence.

And Sandra, for you, I am rooting for you, girl.

Keep up the good work everyone, and we'll see you next time.

All right everyone, thanks for watching.

Vicky, thanks for coming.

I'll see you guys next week where we continue

moving through the first round.

We've got our guest judge, Rey Mysterio.

And he's going to be doing all types of fucking flips,

probably.

So be sure to fucking tune in for that.

I'll see you next week on Rock the Promo.

And Vicky--

重点词汇

词汇	含义
competition /ˌkɒmpɪˈtɪʃən/ B2	noun - 竞争 (jìngzhēng)
contestants /kənˈtestənts/ B1	noun - 参赛者 (cānsàizhě)
submitted /səˈmɪtɪd/ B1	verb - 提交 (tíjiāo)
handpicked /hændpɪkt/ B2	adjective - 精心挑选的 (jīngxīn xuǎnzě de)
battle /ˈbætl/ A2	verb - 战斗 (zhàndòu)
champion /ˈtʃæmpiən/ B1	noun - 冠军 (guànjūn)
bracket /ˈbrækɪt/ B2	noun - 锦标赛赛程表 (jǐnbāosài sàichéngbiǎo)
original /əˈrɪdʒɪnl/ B1	adjective - 原创的 (yuánchuàng de)
submissions /səbˈmɪʃənz/ B2	noun - 提交物 (tíjiāowù)
dumb /dʌm/ A2	adjective - 愚蠢的 (yūchǔn de)
character /ˈkærəktər/ B1	noun - 性格 (xìnggé)
costume /ˈkɒstjuːm/ A2	noun - 服装 (fúzhuāng)
notorious /nəˈtɔːriəs/ C1	adjective - 臭名昭著的 (chòumíng zhāozhù de)
cougar /ˈkuːɡər/ B2	noun - 喜欢与年轻男子交往的年长女性 (xǐhuan yǔ niánqīng nánzǐ jiāowǎng de niánzhǎng nǚxìng)
hated /ˈheɪtɪd/ B1	adjective - 被憎恨的 (bèi zēnghèn de)
excited /ɪkˈsaɪtɪd/ A2	adjective - 兴奋的 (xīngfèn de)
winner /ˈwɪnər/ A2	noun - 获胜者 (huòshèngzhě)

重点语法结构

• If you don't know, Rock the Promo is a weekly competition...

  ➔ 条件句（类型0/1）- “如果 + 现在时，现在时/将来时”

  ➔ 这句话使用条件句来陈述一个事实或可能的结果。 “如果”从句设定了条件，主句描述了结果。 “Rock the Promo”这个短语充当动词“is”的主语。

• Thousands of people submitted their own wrestling promos...

  ➔ 所有代词 - “他们自己的”

  ➔ “他们自己的”这个短语强调了提交的宣传片是他们自己创作的，而不是借用或复制的。 它增加了个性化和所有权的感觉。

• She's a former WWE superstar, fan general manager, and she's a notorious cougar.

  ➔ 并列形容词 - “前、WWE、粉丝、总经理、臭名昭著”

  ➔ 形容词“前”、“WWE”、“粉丝”、“总经理”和“臭名昭著”都修饰“超级巨星”，并用逗号连接。 “she's”的重复是一种风格，增加了强调。

• I'm not going to explain what those are, because I've already done enough talking.

  ➔ 从属连词 - “因为”

  ➔ “因为”这个词引入了一个从句，解释了说话者拒绝解释的原因。 它连接了两个分句，显示了因果关系。