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[中文]

嗨，大家好！ - 很高兴告诉大家，我已经洗了床单，自从上次做鼻涕虫视频之后。

但我一直在到处发现亮片。

到处都是！

总之，今天我们要从鼻涕虫过渡到心理学。

这就是这个频道的操作方式，你永远不知道会发生什么。

所以我要直接深入我粉红色、软绵绵的小脑袋里。

发现一些我甚至不知道的关于自己的事情。

我也要为你们做这件事。

如果你想一起玩，

拿好笔和纸，或者打开笔记本。

或者如果你将来看到这个视频，用你的超能力把所有答案都写下来。

在你的Apple iBrain上。因为我们要进行一个心理测试，叫做

“穿过树林”。

这也涉及到虚拟地走到户外，所以如果有人问你今天有没有出门，你就可以说，

从某种意义上来说，你已经出门了。 - 跟我一起。 - 在我们的脑海里。

现在请闭上眼睛，想象一下你正在穿过一片树林。

我会问你一些问题，你脑海中最先浮现的答案就是

我会问你一些问题，你脑海中最先浮现的答案就是

答案，所以不要想太多。

尽量想一些最有趣的，顺其自然，

直觉就是你的答案。

这样才能得到最好的结果。 - 你可能想在我问完每个问题后暂停一下，

因为我会立刻给出我的答案，

我不想影响你的判断。

所以把你的手指放在暂停按钮上。准备好了吗？

开始吧。 - 你正在穿过树林。

(咯咯笑) - 这是我的旁白声音吗？

我们这样搞定了？ - 你正在穿过树林。 - 你和谁一起走？

天哪，我的脑海里立刻想到了美国队长，我也不知道为什么，但这样挺好的。(咯咯笑)

我想这就是我的答案了。

我和美国队长一起走。

问题2： - 你，哦，我停了声音。抱歉。

你穿过 - - 我知道我在穿过树林， - 我刚才已经说了。

你看到了一只动物。 - 是什么动物？

我的脑海里立刻出现了一只猛犸象...呃 - (咯咯笑)

它们既不在树林里，也不生存...

(蟋蟀声)

完全不在。 - (咯咯笑)

我正在努力回忆“灭绝”这个词...

但也许这是现实，因为在未来，他们可能会像这样，从一截冰冻的猛犸象腿里提取猛犸象的精子...

然后- - (咯咯笑) - 腿。 - 然后-

可能不会在腿里找到，然后，呃， - 把精子放到大象的卵里，然后通过人工子宫把它生出来， - 创造一只猛犸象？

这其中涉及一些道德问题。

但我会非常兴奋。

去拜访猛犸象，最终去拜访侏罗纪公园，

这可能会导致我的死亡，但我还是会去。

无论如何！

随便吧。写下你的动物。

3！

你和动物之间发生了什么互动？

嗯... 唔，我想我会看看它，然后...

我会抚摸它。

猛犸象是友好的，对吧？

Siri！猛犸象...是素食主义者吗？

Siri： - 我没有找到匹配的餐厅。

餐厅？ - 我不是问你餐厅！

你今天一直在背叛我，Siri。

好吧，我用老式的方法来谷歌一下，就像穴居人一样。

毛茸茸的猛犸象是素食主义者，它们用象牙挖掘雪，用鼻子拔出苔原草。

就是这样！ - 我会轻轻抚摸它，并喂它一些苔原草。

你走得更深，看到你面前有一片空地。

那里是你的梦想之家，描述一下它的尺寸。

你知道吗，我不认为我会有一座豪宅。

你看到一些名人住在豪宅里，就像...

你为什么要住那么大的房子，走到卧室要走14英里？

我想我会想要一个时尚的顶层公寓，有足够的空间让狗狗跑来跑去。

可以俯瞰城市的天际线。

我在纽约吗？ - 我的脑海里想到了纽约。

我想我还在树林里。我在中央公园的边缘，那就是我的天际线。

好吧。 - 又高又不大。

你的梦想之家周围有围栏吗？

我想没有，在我看来。 - 我可以直接进去。

你走进房子。 - 你走到餐厅，看到餐桌。

描述一下你看到的桌上和周围的东西。

我走进去，看到餐桌。它摆好了，准备吃饭。

桌子中间放着一些鲜花，看起来很漂亮。

还有... - 一个金鱼缸。 - 可能是受到了《模拟人生》的启发。

你...哇， - 你从后门走出去。

如果我在顶层公寓里，那是不是意味着我要死了？

啊啊啊。

呃， - (咯咯笑)

故事的结局是，我死了。

躺在草地上的是一个杯子。

这个杯子是什么材料做的？

哦，我的脑海里立刻想到了金属。 - 真奇怪。 - 为什么我会想到金属杯？

我相信这一定有什么含义。 - 我是个精神病患者。

你对这个杯子做什么？

如果我只是在地上找到一个杯子，我可能会把它扔进垃圾桶。

因为你不会把它带回家喝，对吧？

谁的嘴巴碰过它？你不想得性病。

你走到房产的边缘，发现自己站在一片水域的边缘。

是什么类型的水域？ - 一片水域？

好吧，我想我在中央公园，那像一个水坑？

(咯咯笑) - 我想象的就是这样，像一个脏水坑。

你会怎么过水？ - 我会跳过去。

因为...我不想弄湿我的运动鞋，因为那样它们会发出吱吱声。

在下面找到你的结果。哦，我们完成了！ - - 快乐的旋律声 _

所以请确保把所有的答案都写下来，因为我们马上要分析它的含义。

对问题的答案被证明与我们个人生活中所持有的价值观和理想相关。

请不要对我这些答案评头论足。

Please don't judge me too hard on these answers.

但是的，把你的答案写下来，和我一起。

你一起走路的人是你生活中最重要的人。

(咯咯笑) - 所以，美国队长是我生活中最重要的人。

我的意思是，他排得上号。 - 你看过他发给狗狗的推特了吗？

太荒谬了。

我的心都要融化了。

但是的，美国队长！ - 我接受了！

动物的大小代表着你对问题的严重程度的看法。

我有一只猛犸象！

所以我想我的问题 - (咯咯笑) - 我猜，“猛犸象”这个词被用来形容最大的问题。

伙计们，我这里有一个猛犸象问题。

我想我确实会惊慌失措，如果我心里有什么事情，我会把它变成一个比实际更大的问题。

所以我想这说得通。

我总是想“哦，会发生什么，会出错什么，一切都会出错”，

但一切总是好的。我总是把事情变成猛犸象，而它们可能只是黄鼠狼。

你与动物的互动程度 - 好像有人会直接杀死动物，天啊。

代表着你处理问题的方式，是被动还是积极。

我抚摸了猛犸象，并喂了它一些苔原草，所以... (咯咯笑)

我想我对我的问题是相当被动的。我喜欢喂它们草，抚摸它们。

(咯咯笑) - 所以... - 也许我应该杀死猛犸象，也许那会更好。

但我正在变得更好，我想对付问题的建议就是直接解决它。

比如，如果你不得不打一个尴尬的电话，

早上就打吧，这样你就不会一整天都为此烦恼。

然后它就结束了，你可以度过美好的一天，玩《最终幻想XV》。

房子的尺寸代表着你的野心大小。

好吧，我想如果我在摩天大楼的顶端...

我的野心很高。

这可能是一件好事。

想象一下如果有人说一栋小小的乐高房子。 - 我会给你建一个更大的乐高扩展。 - 有更大的野心。

我相信你。

哦，是围栏。没有冒犯。 - (砰砰砰)

(咯咯笑) - 嗯，是表示 - 嘘。

没有围栏！哦，我没有围栏。

表明你性格开放。

围栏的存在表明你性格封闭。

你更喜欢人们不要未经宣布就来拜访。

如果有人来我家却没有提前告诉我，我会像...你在干什么？

我穿着裤子。你本可以提前告诉我。

所以，我不赞同。也许我的房子确实有围栏，我只是没有看到它。

哦，餐桌布置，哇，这太令人沮丧了。

如果你的答案不包括食物、人或鲜花，那么你通常是不快乐的。

我得到了鲜花！我不认为我有了食物，它准备好放食物了，那里没有人。

(咯咯笑) - 但我会抓住那些鲜花。

这很有趣，因为我脑海中的房子是空的。

别评判我，测试。

杯子的耐用性代表着你对第一个人提到的关系的耐用性。

（咯咯笑） - 所以我和美国队长有着坚如钢铁的关系。

克里斯·埃文斯万岁。

你对杯子的处理方式代表着你对第一个人的态度，所以

Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1, so

(笑)

所以我把美国队长扔进了垃圾桶。

我很抱歉。

我想我是一个善变的人。

我不太喜欢《美国队长3：内战》。 - 我说出来了。

水域的大小代表着你对爱的渴望程度。

我的是一个脏水坑，所以 - (笑)

从这方面理解吧。

你穿过水的方式表明你的爱情生活的相对重要性。

我直接跳了过去。我敢打赌很多人都有像湖泊一样宽阔的水域，他们游了过去。

(咯咯笑) - 我只是有一个脏水坑。 - 哇。

测验到此结束！

(欢呼) - 这很有趣！ - 我觉得我了解了一些关于自己的事情。

希望你喜欢。 - 如果你得到了有趣的答案，请在下面的评论中留下它们，因为我很想看看它们。

如果你喜欢，请点个赞，我可能会在将来再做一次心理测试。

但我现在要离开去荒野，回到树林里。

嗯，如果你想订阅，你可以订阅我的频道或游戏频道，点击这些按钮中的一个。

我的上一期视频就在那里。

我会在梦境世界里见到你。

骑着猛犸象从你身边飞驰而过。

抚摸着美国队长的头发。

再见！

[英语]

Hey guys! So you'll be happy to know that i've washed my bed sheets since making the slime video

But I have been finding glitter everywhere

Everywhere!

Anyways, today we're going from slime to psychology

That's how it rolls on this channel, you just don't know what you're gonna get

so I'm gonna dive straight into my pink, squishy little brain

And find out some things that I didn't even know about myself

and I'm also gonna do it for you as well

so if you wanna play along

get a pen and paper or get a notepad open

or if you're watching this in the future, psychicly, write it all down on your

Apple iBrain. as we're going to be doing a psychology test called

A Walk Through The Woods

which also involves virtually going outside so if anyone asks if you've

been outside today, you technically have. With me. In our minds.

So I'd like you to close your eyes and picture yourself walking through some woods.

and I'm gonna ask you some questions and the first thing that comes into your head is the

and I'm gonna ask you some questions and the first thing that comes into your head is the

answer, so don't think about it loads

and try and think of the funniest thing, just go with the first

instinct, that's your answer

and that's gonna get the best result. You might want to pause after

I ask each question because I'm gonna say my answer straight away

and I don't wanna cloud your judgment.

So get your finger on that pause button. READY

Lets do it. You are walking in the woods

(Giggle) Is that my narration voice?

Are we going with this? You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

See my mind just went to Captain America and I don't know why, but that's good. (Giggle)

I guess that's my answer now.

I'm walking with Captain America.

Question 2: You are, oh, I've stopped the voice now. Sorry.

You're walking through - I KNOW I'M WALKING THROUGH THE WOODS, I just said that.

You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

See my mind just went to mammoth...uh (Giggles)

Which are neither found in the woods, NOR live....

(Crickets)

At all. (Giggles)

I was tryna' think of the word for extinct..

but it could be reality, because in the future, what they could do is like, create a mammoth sperm from a frozen mammoth leg..

and then- (Giggling) Leg. And-

Might not find it in a leg, and then, uh, put it inside an elephant egg and then birth it out of an artificial womb, creating a mammoth?

Which has some moral implications

but I would be very excited

to visit the mammoth and eventually visit Jurassic Park,

Which would lead to my death, but I'd still go.

ANYWAY!

Whatever. Write down your animal.

3!

What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

Uh...hmm, I think I'd look at it and then..

I'd.. stroke it.

Mammoths are friendly, right?

Siri! Were mammoths...vegetarians?

Siri: I didn't find any matching restaurants.

Res- what? I wasn't asking you about restaurants!

You are just betraying me today, Siri.

Ok, I'll Google it the old-fashioned way, how the cavemen did it.

The woolly mammoth was vegetarian and used their tusks to excavate the snow and uproot tundra grass with it's trunk.

There we go! I would give it a little stroke and I'd feed it a bit of tundra grass while I was at it.

You walk deeper into the woods and you see a clearing before you.

There is your DREAM house, describe it's size.

See, I don't think I'd have a mansion

You see some celebrities living in mansions and it's like..

How are you gonna get to your bedroom if it's 14 miles away, why would you want all that space?

I think I'd want a swanky penthouse with enough room for a dog to run around

Looking at some kind of city skyline.

Am I in New York? My mind went to New York then.

I think I'm in the woods. I'm on the edge of Central Park and..that's my skyline.

Ok. So tall, but not too big.

Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

I don't think it was, in my mind. I think I could just go in.

You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining table.

Describe what you see on and around the table.

I'm walking in, I'm seeing the dining table. It's set up, ready for food.

There's some flowers in the middle on the table, lookin' nice.

and.. A goldfish bowl. Probably getting a bit of inspiration from the Sims now.

You..wah, you exit the house through the back door.

If I'm in a penthouse, is that to my death?

Blaaaa.

Uh, (Giggles)

The end of the story is, I die.

Lying on the grass is a cup.

What material is the cup made out of?

Ooh, my mind just went to metal. That's weird. Why am I picturing a metal cup?

I'm sure it'll mean something. I'm a psychopath.

What do you do with the cup?

If I just found a cup on the ground, I'd probably put it in the bin

'Cause you wouldn't wanna take it home and drink from it, would you?

Who's mouths been around that? You don't wanna get herpes.

You walk to the edge of the property, where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water.

What type of body of water is it? A body of water?

Well I guess I'm in Central Park, I think it's like a puddle?

(Giggles) It's what I pictured, like a dirty puddle.

How would you cross the water? I'd jump over it.

Because...I don't like getting my trainers wet in puddle water, 'cause then they squeak.

Find out your results below. OH WE'RE DONE! - melodic noises of happiness _

So make sure all the answers are written down, because we're about to analyse what it means.

The answers given to the questions have been shown to have a relevance

to values and ideals that we hold in our personal lives.

Please don't judge me too hard on these answers.

But yeah, answer yours along with me.

The person you are walking with is the most important person in your life.

(Giggles) So, Captain America is the most important person in my life.

I mean, he's up there. Have you seen the Twitter posts he does with his dogs?

It's ridiculous.

It makes my heart melt.

But yeah, Captain America! I'll take it!

The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

Oh, I had a mammoth!

So I think my problem- (Giggles) I guess, the word mammoth is used to describe the biggest of problems.

Guys, I've got a mammoth problem over here.

I guess I do freak out, if I've got something on my mind, I do make it into a bigger issue than it is

so I think that makes sense.

I'm always like "OH, what's gonna happen, what's gonna go wrong, everything's gonna go wrong"

When it's always fine. I always make things into mammoths when they're probably just stoats.

The severity of your interaction you had with the animal - as if anyone's just gonna murder the animal, jesus.

is representative of how you deal with the problems, passive or aggressive.

I stroked the mammoth and gave it some tundra grass, so.. (Giggles)

I guess I'm quite passive with my problems. I like to feed them..grass and.. stroke them

(Giggles) So.. Maybe I should've killed the mammoth, maybe that would be a better thing.

I am getting better though, I'd say some advice with facing a problem is just deal with it straight away

like if you've got to make an awkward phone call

Just do it that morning because then you won't just be like bubbling up about it the entire day

and then it's gone, you can have a free day and play some Final Fantasy XV

The size of your house is representative to the size of your ambitions.

Well I guess if I'm in the top of a skyscraper..

My ambitions are pretty high

so that might be a good thing.

Imagine if someone said a tiny lego house. I'll build you an extension with more lego. Have a little bit more ambition.

I believe in you.

Oh it's the fence. No offence. (Ba dum tss)

(Giggles) Eh, is indic- shush.

No fence! Oh, I had no fence.

Is indicative of an open personality.

Presence of a fence indicates a closed personality.

You'd prefer people not to drop by unannounced.

If someone's coming to my house and they haven't warned me, I'd be like...what are you doing?

I'm in my pants. You coulda warned me.

So, I don't agree. Maybe my house did have a fence, I just didn't see it.

Ooh, the table setting, wow this is a depressing one.

If your answer did not include food, people or flowers, then you are generally unhappy.

I got the flowers! I don't think I had food, it was ready for food to go on it and there was no people there.

(Giggles) But I'm gonna hold onto those flowers.

That is interesting though, 'cause the house in my mind was empty

Stop judging me, quiz.

The durability of the material which the cup is made of, oh this is complicated.

is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship with the person named in number 1.

(Giggles) So me and Captain America have a steely relationship. It's so strong.

Chris Evans for life.

Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude towards the person in number 1, so

(Laughs)

So I just put Captain America in the bin.

I'm sorry.

I guess I'm a fickle person.

I didn't like Civil War as much as everyone else. There, I said it.

The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your desire for love.

Mine was a dirty puddle, so (Laughs)

Read into that what you will.

How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your love life.

I just hopped right over it. I bet loads of you had like, expansive lakes that you swam through.

(Giggles) I just had a dirty puddle. Wow.

and that's the end of the quiz!

(Cheering) That was fun! I feel like I've learned something about myself.

Hopefully you enjoyed that. If you got any funny answers please leave them in the comments below because I would love to read them

and give me a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and I might do another psychology test in the future.

but I'm gonna head off into the wilderness now, back into the woods

Uh, if you wanna subscribe you can subscribe to my channel or the gaming channel by clicking one of those buttons

My last video is over there

and I will see you in the dream world

as I gallop past you on a mammoth

Stroking Captain America's hair

Goooooodbye!

重点词汇

词汇	含义
psychology /saɪˈkɒlədʒi/ B2	noun - 心理学
instinct /ˈɪnstɪŋkt/ B2	noun - 本能
extinct /ɪkˈstɪŋkt/ B2	adjective - 绝种
artificial /ˌɑːtɪˈfɪʃl/ B2	adjective - 人工
implication /ˌɪmplɪˈkeɪʃn/ C1	noun - 含义
interaction /ˌɪntərˈækʃn/ B2	noun - 互动
excavate /ˈekskəveɪt/ C2	verb - 挖掘
mansion /ˈmænʃn/ B2	noun - 大厦
penthouse /ˈpenthau s/ C1	noun - 顶层豪华公寓
analyse /ˈænəlaɪz/ B2	verb - 分析
relevance /ˈreləvəns/ B2	noun - 相关性
representative /ˌreprɪˈzentətɪv/ B2	adjective - 代表性的
perception /pəˈsepʃn/ C1	noun - 感知
severity /sɪˈverəti/ C1	noun - 严重性
ambition /æmˈbɪʃn/ B2	noun - 野心
indicative /ɪnˈdɪkətɪv/ C2	adjective - 指示的
durability /ˌdjʊərəˈbɪləti/ C1	noun - 耐用性

重点语法结构

• So you'll be happy to know that I've washed my bed sheets since making the slime video

  ➔ 现在完成时

  ➔ “I've washed” 使用现在完成时，表示过去发生的但与现在相关的动作。

• If you wanna play along, get a pen and paper or get a notepad open

  ➔ 第一类条件句

  ➔ “If you wanna play along” 引入一个条件句，后接结果从句 “get a pen and paper”。

• You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with?

  ➔ 现在进行时

  ➔ “You are walking” 使用现在进行时，描述正在发生的动作。

• I'd probably put it in the bin 'cause you wouldn't wanna take it home and drink from it

  ➔ 缩写和情态动词 (would)

  ➔ “I'd” 是 “I would” 的缩写， “wouldn't” 是 “would not” 的缩写。情态动词 “would” 用于假设情况。

• The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems.

  ➔ 主谓一致

  ➔ 单数主语 'size' 与单数动词 'is' 一致。

• I guess I'm quite passive with my problems. I like to feed them..grass and.. stroke them

  ➔ 省略

  ➔ 句子使用省略来避免重复，例如 'I like to feed them grass and stroke them'。

• If someone's coming to my house and they haven't warned me, I'd be like...what are you doing?

  ➔ 缩写和间接引语

  ➔ “someone's” 是 “someone has” 的缩写，间接引语用于不直接引用而报告某人说过的话。

• I just had a dirty puddle, so read into that what you will.

  ➔ 省略和邀请句

  ➔ 句子使用省略来避免重复，例如 'I just had a dirty puddle, so you can read into that what you will.' 它还邀请听者自由解释这句话。