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[中文]

一秒钟后，你会听到一个人说“闭嘴”。

闭嘴！

笨蛋！

你能闭上你的臭嘴吗？！我在准备我的

面试呢。

这只该死的乌龟在云朵上一直杀我！

根本不可能坐在云朵上！

天啊，这个游戏真蠢！

来吧，伙计，这没那么难。

哇，你玩这个游戏真烂。

天啊！

来吧，伙计，我只是开个玩笑。

你连乌龟在云朵上的关卡都过不去？

哈哈！你什么都做不好！

闭嘴，伊恩！我发誓，我对碧姬公主的永恒之爱，我会让你付出代价！

伊恩？

蛋蛋！

蛋蛋！蛋蛋！蛋蛋！

蛋蛋！蛋蛋！蛋蛋！

蛋蛋！蛋蛋！蛋蛋！

你没事吧，伙计？

没事，我只是抽到了一种奇怪的肌肉痉挛，

然后一连串地用头撞自己。

总之，我得去面试了。

蛋蛋！

蛋蛋？

没什么，我只是每次感到疼痛的时候都会喊“蛋蛋”。

知道了。

祝你面试顺利。

伊恩，我得说……

在所有我面试过的人当中……

我真的很喜欢你。你能不能跟我说说，你为什么想当代课老师？

嗯，我真的很，真的很喜欢……

蛋蛋！

抱歉，我的意思是

我真的很喜欢和孩子们一起工作……

蛋蛋！

请问？

- Excuse me?

不，没什么。我想我只是……有点不舒服。

蛋蛋！

你知道吗，也许我们应该改天再谈。

你打算再回来吗？……

蛋蛋！

天啊！我很抱歉！

我很抱歉！

这太无聊了。

嘿，你觉得我能得到一个属于我自己的巫毒娃娃吗？

太棒了。

伙计，我拿到这份工作了。

他说他真的很喜欢我的活力。

哦，是啊，我知道你喜欢。

嘿，安东尼，我只是想问你……

你为什么玩那个小女孩的娃娃？

这不是小女孩的娃娃！这是巫毒娃娃！

天啊。安东尼，我看不见了！

等等，你刚才提到了巫毒娃娃？

是的。

那这意味着……

哦，伙计……

你是不是通过自己的巫毒娃娃自慰？

我只是好奇。

感觉好像另一个人在做，你知道吗？就像你上次

说你把手放在下面坐了很长时间一样……

好吧。你知道我们现在不需要谈论这个。

所以，如果我通过自己的巫毒娃娃自慰，那算基吗？

是的。

所以嗯……

这些东西真的有效吗？

蛋蛋！

等等……

哦，天啊！伙计，你干什么？！

你试图破坏我的面试！

蛋蛋。

我不想杀了你。

我也不想。

我们应该把这些东西扔掉。

如果我们将这些东西换成别人的巫毒娃娃呢？

好吧，到底是谁给你的这些东西？

是他。

嘿，乌龟云的家伙……

我可以用这个换凯莎的巫毒娃娃吗？

哦，拜托。给我一个。

拜托，拜托……

要观看这段视频的花絮以及更多内容，

请点击描述框中的链接！

这都是关于蛋蛋的。

感谢订阅！

如果你也讨厌那个乌龟壳云的家伙，请添加到收藏夹！

如果你是个混蛋，请点击“不喜欢”！

[英语]

- In about one second, you will hear a man say "shut up."

- Shut up!

- Stupid!

- Can you shut the hell up?! I'm trying to get ready for my

job interview.

- This stupid turtle on a cloud keeps killing me!

It's not even possible to sit on a cloud!

God, this game is stupid!

- Come on, man, it's not that hard.

Wow, you do suck at this game.

- God!

- Come on, man, it was just a joke.

You can't even get past the turtle on a cloud?

Ha! You suck at everything!

- Shut up, Ian! I swear on my eternal love for Princess

Peach, I'll make you pay for what you've done!

Ian?

- Balls!

Balls! Balls! Balls!

Balls! Balls! Balls!

- Are you okay, man?

- Yeah, I just had some kind of weird muscle spasm

and punched myself in the head a bunch of times.

Anyway, I gotta go to my job interview.

- Balls!

- Balls?

- Nothing I just scream "balls" whenever I feel pain.

- Good to know.

Good luck with your interview.

- Ian, I've gotta say ...

out of all the people I've interviewed for this job ...

There's something about you I really like. Why don't you tell

me a little bit about why you'd like to be a substitute teacher?

- Well I really, really love ...

Balls!

Sorry, what I meant to say is

that I really love working with kids ...

Balls!

- Excuse me?

- No, nothing. I think I just have something wrong with my ...

Balls!

- You know, maybe we should take this up a different time.

Why don't you plan on coming back? ...

- Balls!

Oh my god! I'm so sorry!

I'm so sorry!

- This is boring.

Hey, do you think I could get a voodoo doll of myself?

Sweeeeeet.

- Dude, I got the job.

He said he really loved my energy.

- Oh yeah, you know I like that.

- Hey Anthony, I was just wondering if you ...

Why are you play with that little kids doll?

- It's not a little kids doll! It's a voodoo doll!

- Oh my God. Anthony, I can't see!

- Wait, did you say something about a voodoo doll?

- Yeah.

- Then that means ...

Oh dude ...

Were you fondling yourself through your own voodoo doll?

- I was just curious.

It feels like someone else is doing it, you know? Like that one time

you said you sat on your hand for a really long time and then ...

- Okay. You know we don't need to talk about that right now.

- So is it gay if I fondle myself through my own voodoo doll?

- Yeah.

- So uh ...

These things actually work?

Balls!

Wait ...

- Oh god! Dude, what was that for?!

- You where trying to sabotage my job interview!

- Balls.

- I don't want to have to kill you.

- Me neither.

- We should just get rid of these things.

- What if we tried trading these for a voodoo doll of someone else?

- Okay, who the hell gave you these?

- Him.

- Hey, turtle cloud guy...

Can I trade this for a voodoo doll of Ke$ha?

Oh come on. Please give me one.

Please, please ...

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重点词汇

词汇	含义
stupid /ˈstjuːpɪd/ B1	adjective - 愚蠢的 (yūchǔn de)
interview /ˈɪntərvjuː/ B2	noun - 面试 (miànshì)
possible /ˈpɒsəbl/ B1	adjective - 可能的 (kěnéng de)
eternal /ɪˈtɜːnl/ C1	adjective - 永恒的 (yǒnghéng de)
spasm /spæzəm/ B2	noun - 痉挛 (jīnglián)
substitute /ˈsʌbstɪtjuːt/ B2	adjective - 替代的 (tìdài de)
energy /ˈenədʒi/ A2	noun - 能量 (néngliàng)
voodoo /ˈvuːduː/ B2	noun - 巫毒教 (wūdújiào)
fondling /ˈfɒndlɪŋ/ C1	verb - 抚摸 (fǔmō)
sabotage /ˈsæbətɑːʒ/ B2	verb - 破坏 (pòhuài)
bloopers /ˈbluːpərz/ B1	noun - 失误片段 (shīwù piànduàn)
dick /dɪk/ C1	noun - (俚语) 混蛋 (hùndàn)
curious /ˈkjʊəriəs/ B1	adjective - 好奇的 (hàoqí de)
trading /ˈtreɪdɪŋ/ B1	verb - 交换 (jiāohuàn)