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[中文]

好的，我们开始吧，非常感谢大家的到来，今天真是座无虚席，我是莱斯利·诺普，公园与娱乐部门的副主任，今晚我们将回答大家的一些问题，我们正在这里开会，有没有人对许可证有疑问？

我们不需要宫殿，重要的是我们的想法在会议中闪耀，你是做什么的？

为什么公园的洗手间没有烘手器？纸巾不如烘手器卫生，大家都知道我的狗去过你们的公园，吃了另一只狗的粪便，我要起诉你们！

你拿着咖啡，政府停摆了，谁来阻止基地组织？一次只做一件事。

我讨厌脏话，就像你讨厌它一样，这让我抓狂，我有孩子，好吧，我有个三岁的孩子，我在公园里走着，有人说：“嘿，迈克，你是我爸爸。”

这些人关心他们所居住的社区，所以当我被吼叫的时候，我听到的只是人们对我大声表达关心。

Nutriyums能量棒含有大量高果糖玉米糖浆和脂肪油，无论怎么说，它们对你来说都非常不健康。

莱斯利应该管好自己的事，这个国家的意义在于，如果你想吃垃圾食品，膨胀到600磅，在43岁时死于心脏病，你可以自由地这样做，对我来说，这很美好。

有什么问题吗？如果糖这么糟糕，为什么耶稣让它尝起来这么好？

嗯，是的，但不是所有的食物都对你有害吗？我每天吃意大利面和松饼已经40年了，感觉糟透了，很好，玉米糖浆有什么不好？

它是天然的，玉米糖浆来自灌木丛。

哦，天哪。

我们怎么知道你真的是护士？我是，我保证他们在圣约瑟夫医院工作。

重点是我的朋友觉得你很可爱。

给我你的号码，让他给你。

好吧，这不可能，我可以要你的电子邮件地址吗？不行，我认为我们应该把那些能量棒扔掉，火腿和蛋黄酱三明治不是个好主意。

coffee with the government shutdown

收入，先生，你没有交所得税。

我是否缴纳所得税与政府无关，不，实际上与政府有关，你不知道我的名字或长相，祝你好运找到我。

I don't like obscenities just as much as

还有其他人吗？

有人想说点什么吗？不，别来，梅尔，你总是对某事感到愤怒，不，我不是总是对某事感到愤怒。

来吧，这就是精神所在，告诉我让你烦恼的是什么。

好的，还有什么关于Rec Center新游戏的建议吗？

我女儿喜欢跳棋，来吧，跳棋没有策略，只是运气。

你女儿五岁，好吧，你女儿是个白痴，她的女儿是个白痴，我们的女儿不是，这是我们社区唯一的公园，我的孩子们应该在哪里玩？岩石采石场？

那里有岩石，为什么我们不烧掉栅栏，你知道，把它烧起来？那可是纵火，好吧，让我们把这个交给律师来处理，重点是，这会奏效，为什么我们不给他们的栅栏建一个栅栏呢？

这样，如果他们需要维护他们的栅栏，他们的裤子可能会被卡住，让辩论开始吧，我现在想分享一些我对J.J.艾布拉姆斯的《星球大战》第七章的想法。

从双胞胎身上向下俯视，大量的塔图因，我们现在在萨拉克的嘴巴前关闭，经过片刻的停顿，波巴·费特的戴手套曼达洛盔甲抓住了萨拉克坑外面的沙子，这位可怕的赏金猎人从沙兽的嘴里把自己拉了出来。

absolutely loaded with high-fructose

我认为我们应该对所有坏事征税，比如种族主义和女性的阴道，我们不会对任何人的生殖器征税，我们到底在干什么？来吧，伙计们。

哦，大家能听到我吗？好的，我叫莱斯利·诺普，今天我们来谈谈安全性行为，我知道这是一个私人的问题，但有多少人正在进行性活动？天哪，我经常同时有两个伴侣。

哇。

有人知道我们发生无保护性行为的风险是什么？心脏病？

是的，但事实是，你面临的最大风险是性传播疾病，这些老家伙真的在互相性交吗？你认为他们在做什么？

预防它们最好的方法是使用保护措施，好吧，这很好，但如果香蕉又软又烂，而且向左弯曲呢？如果他拿着现实宝石，这意味着他可以从不同的现实中跳跃，这将是我们连接漫威宇宙和星球大战宇宙的桥梁。

所有税收都是盗窃，政府不能征税，我可以，我可以做到这一点，格罗弗，把那个女人的钱包还给她，里面有很多药瓶。

好的，想象一下这两个人对抗机器人丘巴卡，这将会发生，经过片刻的停顿，卢克说：“达斯·维达是我的父亲，但本·肯诺比是我的师傅”，然后他把汉尼拔·莱克特劈成两半。

好吧，我叫罗恩，你不需要知道我的姓，谁想说话，我们会在晚上8点15分离开。

我在你们的公园里发现了一个三明治，我想知道为什么它没有蛋黄酱。

有什么好笑的？哦，是的，我不认为孩子们应该被允许在游乐场设备上玩，好吧，我们已经讨论过了，如果你担心猪流感，请使用洗手液，我并不担心猪流感，我已经感染了猪流感，我担心的是龟流感，龟流感，龟流感。

这会是一个裸体公园吗？我不认为有裸体公园，好吧，让我们建造第一个，成为英雄，如果这将是一个裸体公园，我不会签署你的请愿书，如果她要去裸体公园，我不会签署裸体公园请愿书，你知道，我收回了我的话，我还是会去的。

my life for 40 years and I feel terrible

怎么了？我是哈里斯，是的，忘记那个Pawnee Commons吧，我和那个变态裸体公园，裸体公园，裸体公园，公园纯粹是Pawnee Lerpiss家族的。

本应该在我家旁边有一个Paunch Burger，然后你剥夺了我的自由，在那里建了一个公园，现在如果我想以一个三层煎饼披萨开始我的一天，我得走十分钟的路，这让我每天上班迟到二十分钟，我在家工作，你有没有考虑过不要吃那个作为早餐？

corns of fruit syrup comes from a bush

我永远不会考虑那个，学校还有两周就要开始了，我该如何安排我的孩子一整天？把他们留在家里，我在家里住。

我认为口号应该是Pawnee，饼干、橙子、金鱼的故乡，印第安纳州。

好吧，好吧，不，不，写下来，谁甚至需要口号？好吧，现在这真是一个有趣的点，不，那是我的口号想法，谁甚至需要口号，然后一张我对着所有人竖中指的大照片。

看看，我们不知道50年后世界会变成什么样，我们都可能因疾病或流感而灭绝，所以你的建议是什么？我不知道，我只是害怕。

cute

give me your number so he can have it

我的第一个口号是“当你在这里，你就在家”，很好，实际上，我们能把它打印出来看看吗？哦，你嗯。

这个，这个拼写错了，应该是thin，t h e m，保持坚强，让他们解决，相信拉里，你甚至在听自己说话吗？

我喜欢这个口号，哦，很多，但你犯了一个小错误，她会担心。

mayonnaise sandwich that's not a good

好吧，退后一步，你的手腕拼写错了，应该是y o u，你，库普斯，我没注意到，谢谢你，我的祖母在Pawnee住了60年，我想把她的骨灰放在时间胶囊里。

最后一次，我不会再说一遍，时间胶囊里不会有任何人类或猫的骨灰，除了Turnip，除了Turnip，不。

everyone and then whichever items we

高喊，我们可以再次看到避孕套演示吗，因为我不知道卢去过哪里，好吧，我希望我能，我搞砸了，好的，这里，这是一个阴茎，对吧，你把避孕套戴上，像这样拉动尖端，然后把它滚到阴茎上，告诉你什么，避孕套适合所有人。

capsule

[掌声]

[音乐]

corporate promotion and religious items

who would like to start I think we

should put in the Bible great okay

anyone else yeah if we put a tax on soda

I mean what's next

income sir you don't pay your income tax

whether or not I pay income tax is none

of the government's business well no

actually it is well you don't know my

name or what I look like so good luck

finding me anyone else anyone this

gentleman wants to say something no I

don't come on Mel you're always up in

arms about something no I'm not not

always up in arms about something here

we go that's the spirit

talk to me about what's bothering it

okay are there any more recommendations

for new games at the Rec Center my

daughter she loves chutes and ladders oh

come on there is no strategy to chutes

and ladders it's just luck

my daughter's five well your daughter is

an idiot our daughter is an idiot her

daughter is an idiot our daughter isn't

it it's the only Park in our

neighborhood I mean where am i kids

supposed to play the rock quarry there's

rocks in there why don't we just set

fire to the fence you know set it ablaze

that's arson well let's leave that up to

the lawyers point is it would work why

don't we build a fence around their

fence why would give us two fences so if

they needed to get to their fence for

maintenance and whatnot

their pants might get caught let the

filibustering begin I would now like to

share some ideas I have for JJ Abrams

seventh chapter in the Star Wars saga

pan down from the twins

tons of tatooine we are now closed on

the mouth of the Sarlacc pit after a

beat the gloved Mandalorian armor

gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the

sand outside the Sarlacc pit and the

feared bounty hunter pulls himself from

the maw of the sand Beast I think we

should tax all bad things like racism

and women's vaginas we're not taxing

anyone's genitals what the hell are we

doing here come on boys

Oh can everyone hear me okay okay great

I'm Councilwoman Leslie Knope and today

we are here to talk about safe sex I

know this is a personal question but how

many of you out there are sexually

active oh my I have two partners often

at the same time Wow

thank you does anyone know what we risk

when we have unprotected sex heart

attack yes

but the truth is the greatest risk you

face is sexually transmitted diseases

these old people really having sex with

each other yeah what do you think

they're doing best way to prevent them

is to use protection well that's all

fine and good but what if the banana is

soft and mushy and doglegs sharply to

the left if he holds the reality gem

that means he can jump from different

realities this will be our link to the

Marvel Universe from the Star Wars

universe all taxation is theft it's the

government can't tax me I can I can do

this Grover give that woman her purse

back there's a lot of pill bottles in

here okay imagine those two going up

against robot Chewbacca that's gonna

happen after a beat Luke says Darth

Vader was my father but Ben Kenobi was

my master and he cuts Hannibal Lecter in

half okay my name is Ron you don't need

to know my last name whoever wants to

talk go ahead and we'll be out of here

at 8:15

I found a sandwich in one of your parks

and I want to know why it didn't have

mayonnaise

what's so funny oh yeah I don't think

kids should be allowed on the playground

equipment okay we've been over this if

you're worried about swine flu use hand

sanitizer I'm not worried about swine

flu I already have the swine flu I'm

worried about the turtle flu turtle flu

turtle flu

turtle flu is this gonna be a topless

Park I don't think there are topless

parks well let's build the first one and

be heroes if this is going to be a

topless Park I won't sign your petition

if she's going to the topless Park I'm

not signing the topless Park petition

you know I take that back I'm still in

what's up I'm Harris yeah forget

whatever that Pawnee Commons is I'm with

that pervert topless Park topless Park

topless Park Park top pure piss of the

pawnee lerpiss family there was supposed

to be a paunch burger and this lot next

to my house and then you strip my

freedom by putting a park there now if I

wanna start my day off with a triple

decker pancake breakfast pizza I got a

little one that's ten minutes away and

that makes me 20 minutes late to work

every day I work at home have you ever

considered not eating that for breakfast

I'll never consider that school it out

in two weeks what am I going to do with

my kids all day keep them in my house

where I live

I think the slogan should be Pawnee home

of crackers the oranges goldfish in

Indiana

okie dokie no no write it down who even

needs a slogan well now that is an

interesting point no that's my slogan

idea who even needs a slogan and then a

big picture of me flipping everybody off

look we don't know what the world is

going to be like in 50 years we we could

all have been wiped out from disease or

the flu so what's your suggestion I

don't know I'm just scared my idea first

slogan is when you're here then you're

home well that's lovely actually how'd

it print it up so we could see what it

would look like oh you hmm

this that's that's spelled wrong that

should be thin th e em stay strong let

them work it out and trust

Larry trust Larry are you even listening

to yourself

I like that slogan Oh Lots but you made

a little mistake there she's gonna she's

gonna worry

right back off your wrist spelled wrong

it should be y ou you are coops I didn't

catch it thank you my grandmother lived

in Pawnee for 60 years and I want to put

her ashes in the time capsule

my cat turnip was the greatest cat ever

and I'd like to put his ashes in the

time capsule

for the last time and I won't say this

again there will be no human or feline

所以今天的论坛就是为了听取大家的建议，然后我们将把我们普遍同意的项目放入时间胶囊。

except for turnip except for turnip no

chanting can we see the condom

demonstration again because I don't know

where Lou has been well I I wish I I

请记住，这是一个政府项目，所以我们需要避免公司宣传和宗教物品。

谁想先开始？我认为我们应该把圣经放进去，很好，还有其他人吗？

and you'd pull the tip like this and you

roll it all the way down the penis tell

you what condoms for everybody

[Applause]

如果我们对汽水征税，那接下来会怎么样？

[英语]

okay here we go thank you so much for

coming what an amazing turnout my name

is Leslie Knope I am the deputy director

of the Parks and Recreation Department

and tonight we're gonna be taking some

of your questions as well we're having a

meeting in here does anybody have any

questions about permits we don't need

palaces the ideas are what shine in our

meetings what are you some kind of

why don't you have hand dryers in the

park bathrooms there's so much more

sanitary than paper towels anyone knows

that my dog went to one of your parks

and ate another dog's feces and I'm

going to sue you for that you're holding

coffee with the government shutdown

who's gonna stop al-qaeda one thing at a

time

I don't like obscenities just as much as

you don't know how it drives me crazy I

have kids right fine I've got my little

three-year-old I'm going through the

park and someone's like hey Mike the

guys you my dad these people are members

of a community that care about where

they live so what I hear when I'm being

yelled at is people caring loudly at me

nutriyums energy bars are just

absolutely loaded with high-fructose

corn syrup and fatty oils and any way

you slice it they're just extremely

unhealthy for you Leslie needs to butt

out the whole point of this country is

if you want to eat garbage balloon up to

600 pounds and die of a heart attack at

43 you can you are free to do so to me

that's beautiful

any questions if sugars so bad how come

Jesus made it taste so good uh yes but

isn't all food bad for you I've been

eating lasagna and muffins every day of

my life for 40 years and I feel terrible

great what's so bad about corn syrup

it's natural

corns of fruit syrup comes from a bush

oh boy

how do we know you're really a nurse I

am I promise they work at st. Joe's well

the point is my friend thinks you're

cute

give me your number so he can have it

yeah that's not gonna happen can I have

your email address no I think we ought

to throw those bars out neat ham and

mayonnaise sandwich that's not a good

idea so that's what today's forum is for

we're gonna hear suggestions from

everyone and then whichever items we

generally agree on will go into the time

capsule

please remember this is a government

project so we need to refrain from

corporate promotion and religious items

who would like to start I think we

should put in the Bible great okay

anyone else yeah if we put a tax on soda

I mean what's next

income sir you don't pay your income tax

whether or not I pay income tax is none

of the government's business well no

actually it is well you don't know my

name or what I look like so good luck

finding me anyone else anyone this

gentleman wants to say something no I

don't come on Mel you're always up in

arms about something no I'm not not

always up in arms about something here

we go that's the spirit

talk to me about what's bothering it

okay are there any more recommendations

for new games at the Rec Center my

daughter she loves chutes and ladders oh

come on there is no strategy to chutes

and ladders it's just luck

my daughter's five well your daughter is

an idiot our daughter is an idiot her

daughter is an idiot our daughter isn't

it it's the only Park in our

neighborhood I mean where am i kids

supposed to play the rock quarry there's

rocks in there why don't we just set

fire to the fence you know set it ablaze

that's arson well let's leave that up to

the lawyers point is it would work why

don't we build a fence around their

fence why would give us two fences so if

they needed to get to their fence for

maintenance and whatnot

their pants might get caught let the

filibustering begin I would now like to

share some ideas I have for JJ Abrams

seventh chapter in the Star Wars saga

pan down from the twins

tons of tatooine we are now closed on

the mouth of the Sarlacc pit after a

beat the gloved Mandalorian armor

gauntlet of Boba Fett grabs onto the

sand outside the Sarlacc pit and the

feared bounty hunter pulls himself from

the maw of the sand Beast I think we

should tax all bad things like racism

and women's vaginas we're not taxing

anyone's genitals what the hell are we

doing here come on boys

Oh can everyone hear me okay okay great

I'm Councilwoman Leslie Knope and today

we are here to talk about safe sex I

know this is a personal question but how

many of you out there are sexually

active oh my I have two partners often

at the same time Wow

thank you does anyone know what we risk

when we have unprotected sex heart

attack yes

but the truth is the greatest risk you

face is sexually transmitted diseases

these old people really having sex with

each other yeah what do you think

they're doing best way to prevent them

is to use protection well that's all

fine and good but what if the banana is

soft and mushy and doglegs sharply to

the left if he holds the reality gem

that means he can jump from different

realities this will be our link to the

Marvel Universe from the Star Wars

universe all taxation is theft it's the

government can't tax me I can I can do

this Grover give that woman her purse

back there's a lot of pill bottles in

here okay imagine those two going up

against robot Chewbacca that's gonna

happen after a beat Luke says Darth

Vader was my father but Ben Kenobi was

my master and he cuts Hannibal Lecter in

half okay my name is Ron you don't need

to know my last name whoever wants to

talk go ahead and we'll be out of here

at 8:15

I found a sandwich in one of your parks

and I want to know why it didn't have

mayonnaise

what's so funny oh yeah I don't think

kids should be allowed on the playground

equipment okay we've been over this if

you're worried about swine flu use hand

sanitizer I'm not worried about swine

flu I already have the swine flu I'm

worried about the turtle flu turtle flu

turtle flu

turtle flu is this gonna be a topless

Park I don't think there are topless

parks well let's build the first one and

be heroes if this is going to be a

topless Park I won't sign your petition

if she's going to the topless Park I'm

not signing the topless Park petition

you know I take that back I'm still in

what's up I'm Harris yeah forget

whatever that Pawnee Commons is I'm with

that pervert topless Park topless Park

topless Park Park top pure piss of the

pawnee lerpiss family there was supposed

to be a paunch burger and this lot next

to my house and then you strip my

freedom by putting a park there now if I

wanna start my day off with a triple

decker pancake breakfast pizza I got a

little one that's ten minutes away and

that makes me 20 minutes late to work

every day I work at home have you ever

considered not eating that for breakfast

I'll never consider that school it out

in two weeks what am I going to do with

my kids all day keep them in my house

where I live

I think the slogan should be Pawnee home

of crackers the oranges goldfish in

Indiana

okie dokie no no write it down who even

needs a slogan well now that is an

interesting point no that's my slogan

idea who even needs a slogan and then a

big picture of me flipping everybody off

look we don't know what the world is

going to be like in 50 years we we could

all have been wiped out from disease or

the flu so what's your suggestion I

don't know I'm just scared my idea first

slogan is when you're here then you're

home well that's lovely actually how'd

it print it up so we could see what it

would look like oh you hmm

this that's that's spelled wrong that

should be thin th e em stay strong let

them work it out and trust

Larry trust Larry are you even listening

to yourself

I like that slogan Oh Lots but you made

a little mistake there she's gonna she's

gonna worry

right back off your wrist spelled wrong

it should be y ou you are coops I didn't

catch it thank you my grandmother lived

in Pawnee for 60 years and I want to put

her ashes in the time capsule

my cat turnip was the greatest cat ever

and I'd like to put his ashes in the

time capsule

for the last time and I won't say this

again there will be no human or feline

ashes in either one of the time capsules

except for turnip except for turnip no

chanting can we see the condom

demonstration again because I don't know

where Lou has been well I I wish I I

could but I I'll screw it okay here this

is a penis right you put a condom on it

and you'd pull the tip like this and you

roll it all the way down the penis tell

you what condoms for everybody

[Applause]

[Music]

重点词汇

词汇	含义
deputy /ˈdɛp.jə.ti/ B1	noun - 被任命代替上级的人的人
turnout /ˈtɜːr.naʊt/ A2	noun - 参加活动的人数
sanitary /ˈsæn.ɪ.tɛr.i/ B1	adjective - 干净和卫生的
feces /ˈfiː.siːz/ B2	noun - 从肠道排出的固体废物
shutdown /ˈʃʌt.daʊn/ A2	noun - 工厂、企业或公共服务的关闭
obscenities /ɒbˈsɛn.ɪ.tiz/ B1	noun - 攻击性或禁忌的语言
extremely /ɪkˈstriːm.li/ A2	adverb - 在非常高的程度上
unhealthy /ʌnˈhɛl.θi/ A2	adjective - 不健康的
balloon /bəˈluːn/ A1	noun - 充满空气或气体的橡胶或其他材料制的小袋 verb - 迅速增加
strategy /ˈstræt.ɪ.dʒi/ B1	noun - 为实现长期目标而制定的行动计划
maintenance /ˈmeɪn.tə.nəns/ B1	noun - 保持某物良好状态的过程
arson /ˈɑːr.sən/ B2	noun - 故意纵火烧毁建筑物或其他财产的犯罪
filibuster /ˈfɪl.ɪ.bʌstər/ C1	noun - 立法机构中使用的阻挠战术
saga /ˈsæɡ.ə/ B1	noun - 长的故事、叙述或事件序列
taxation /tækˈseɪ.ʃən/ B2	noun - 征税的行为或被征税的事实

重点语法结构

• okay here we go thank you so much for coming what an amazing turnout

  ➔ 感叹句结构，使用强调词“so much” (Gǎntànjù jiégòu, shǐyòng qiángdiào cí “so much”)

  ➔ 这句话表达了兴奋和感激之情。“so much”这个短语加强了感谢之意。整体结构是公开演讲的常见开场方式。

• I don't like obscenities just as much as you don't know how it drives me crazy

  ➔ 双重否定结构（“don't like...just as much as you don't”），使用“as...as”的比较结构 (Shuāngchóng fǒudìng jiégòu (“don't like...just as much as you don't”), shǐyòng “as...as” de bǐjiào jiégòu)

  ➔ 这句话使用了一种有些笨拙但强调的双重否定来表达强烈的厌恶。“just as much as”的结构在说话者的厌恶和听者的不理解之间建立了平行关系。

• you don't pay your income tax whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government's business

  ➔ 条件句结构（“whether or not”），所有格“government's”，强调性陈述 (Tiáojiànjù jiégòu (“whether or not”), suǒyǒugé “government's”, qiángdiào xìng chénshù)

  ➔ 这是一份具有挑战性的声明，主张个人隐私并挑战政府的权威。“whether or not”结构强调了说话者与政府关注的独立性。

• I think we ought to throw those bars out

  ➔ 情态动词“ought to”表示义务/建议，代词“those”指代特定物品 (Qíngtài dòngcí “ought to” biǎoshì yìwù/jiànyì, dàicí “those” zhǐdài tèdìng wùpǐn)

  ➔ 说话者建议采取行动——丢弃能量棒。“ought to”是比“should”更正式、更不强硬的说法。