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[中文]

你不太懂科技是吧？

我对这个问题的回应是，克拉克，

如果我不太懂科技，这个名字本该叫“科技白痴”。

嘿，大家好！

我是基顿。

我这里有一个激光鼠标。

你没听错。

不是底部装有激光的鼠标。

不不不，这个东西完全是激光做的。

如果你知道什么是鼠标，就点个赞，因为现在是2016年了。

我猜不是每个人都 - 知道什么是鼠标。

我想知道那些不 - 知道鼠标的人是谁。

让我们看看这个激光到底有什么用。

Let's see what this laser's all about.

这就是一个激光鼠标。

我制作这个视频的原因是，

我上一期视频是关于一个激光键盘的。

如果你打算花

几百美元买一个激光键盘，

我亲自去你家，把激光按住。

算了，就这样吧。

我来帮你打字。

花这么多钱，- 我来帮你打字。

如果你没看过，就在上面。

如果你看过，就在下面评论。

那个视频有五十万的观看量，

非常感谢大家。

这也是我 - 想看看这个的原因。

这是一个鼠标。

它会被投影出来。

你用手指点击它。

这就是它的 - 工作方式，至少盒子是这么说的。

它看起来像一个变形金刚。

那些电影去哪儿了？

他们还拍新的吗？

已经好几年了，我知道。

好吧，很酷，这是一个激光鼠标。

差不多就是这样了。

它很贵，我得说实话。

如果你想看看 - 它，链接在下面。

看看它，好吧，- 绝对像一个变形金刚。

绝对像一个变形金刚。

它尺寸挺大的。

就像你旅行时会找到的 - 那种鼠标。

我希望，至少 - 考虑到所有的激光技术，

我真的希望它好用。

所以希望这个好用。

然后你可以把它 - 放在包里或者其他地方，

或者口袋里，然后 - 当你在路上时，

你需要快速打字，

你有一个鼠标，而且 - 它不会占用你整个包的空间。

说得太多了。

我们得到一个micro USB线来充电。

如果你订阅了 - 这个频道，

你可能已经拥有了 - 成千上万个这样的线。

这就是充电方式，非常简单。

底部有一些激光警告。

孩子们，不要把激光照进眼睛。

(紧张的音乐)

不要做那个孩子。

我就是那个孩子，我 - 想知道它有什么用。

这就是我看不清的原因。

所以让我们开始设置它吧。

(远处警笛声)

你需要线才能 - 实际使用鼠标。

它不是蓝牙的。

我搞砸了。

基本上你需要线才能 - 实际使用鼠标。

这有点可惜，- 因为它很贵，

而且大多数鼠标都是蓝牙和无线。

所以，扣掉一些分。

希望它真的好用。

插上它。

来吧，能放进去。

好了。

天哪，我今天什么都掉。

今天就是这样的一天，哇。

插到MacBook Air上。

自从上次我做鼠标视频以来， - 它已经很破旧了。

然后，砰，有了激光，

有了激光的强大功能。

你可以在这里看到它。

你可以看到它，看起来不错。

它就像一个触控板。

就像我桌上的 - 那个触控板一样。

Apple Magic Trackpad， - 你知道我在说什么。

好吧，看起来很有希望。

只有一种方法可以知道。

它能用吗？

能用！

女士们先生们，它能用！

太棒了，好吧，让我们 - 创建一个新的文件夹。

看看实际的，点击部分是否有效。

当你点击它时，它也会 - 发出一点声音。

所以它有点让你 - 感觉像在家里一样，

用鼠标，但它是一个虚拟鼠标。

太棒了，真棒，我 - 不知道我为什么要用这个。

我应该用这个。

坏触控板，得用这个。

好吧，让我们去Google。

我的MacBook Air上

启用了当我在主部分触摸时，

听起来很奇怪，当我点击主部分时，

它实际上作为点击起作用。

例如，如果我来到eBay这里。

我点击主部分，它就会起作用。

它就像另一个触摸点。

而不是仅仅点击 - 左上角这里。

看看滚动效果。

希望它能更流畅一些。

还不错，绝对不错。

但是这个鼠标很贵，

所以我希望它 - 更好一点，加油。

好吧，它肯定有延迟，- 肯定有延迟。

他们正在打折Playstation Plus卡。

我得去看看 - 一下，抱歉大家。

哦哇，这绝对是 - 一个好价钱，他们那里有优惠。

好吧，我希望它 - 更好一点。

我不知道该怎么说。

滚动对我来说很重要 - 因为我喜欢滚动。

而像我这里的触控板，- 滚动非常流畅。

Versus like on my trackpad here, scrolling's buttery smooth.

嗯嗯。

所以是的，它的确很贵。

我不会说它像手指鼠标 - 那么好。

(模仿激光发射)

因为这个东西很给力。

只要3美元，就很给力。

如果你没看过那个视频， - 就去上面看看。

只要3美元，它比这个激光鼠标 - 更好。

所以是的，这就是这个视频的 - 大部分内容。

如果你喜欢这个视频，并且曾经

把激光照进眼睛， - 记得点个赞。

我希望你更多地回复评论。

我开始更频繁地这样做，

但基本上只要你在下面 - 留下评论，

它最终会在某个时候 - 出现在视频中。

克拉克1234问，

你不太懂科技是吧？

(叹气) - 克拉克。

克拉克，克拉克，克拉克，我的朋友，克拉克。

这个名字不是TechSmartt - 没有原因的，朋友。

而且你知道它有多聪明

当结尾有两个t的时候。

所以，我对克拉克的回答是

如果我不太懂科技，这个名字会是TechDumb。

所以，这就是我想说的。

如果你是第一次来这里，

订阅我的频道， - 点击我胸前的图标。

在手机上，只需点击它。

你就可以订阅了。

如果你已经订阅了，

创建一个新帐户来订阅。

我真的很想尽快达到两百万订阅者。

所以是的，我很快会再见大家，再见。

(机器人笑声)

[英语]

- You're not smart with tech are you?

My response to that, Clarke, is

the name would be TechDumb if I wasn't tech smart.

Hey what's up guys?

Keaton here.

So what I got is a laser mouse.

You heard that right.

Not a mouse with the laser on the bottom.

No no no, this thing is all laser.

Yeah, drop a like on this video

if you know what a mouse is, because it's 2016.

I'm guessing not everyone knows what a mouse is.

And I just want to know who those people are.

Let's see what this laser's all about.

So this right here is a laser mouse.

And the reason why I'm making this video,

is my last video, which was a laser keyboard.

If you're gonna spend

a few hundred bucks on a laser keyboard,

I will personally come over and I will hold the laser down.

You know what, screw it.

I'll type for you.

For that kind of money, I will type for you.

If you haven't seen it, right up here.

If you have, comment down below.

That video got half a million views,

so thank you guys so much for that.

And that's kind of why I wanted to check this one out.

It's a mouse.

It's gonna be projected.

You're gonna tap on it.

And that's how it's gonna work, or so the box says.

It looks like a Transformer.

Where have those movies gone?

Have they made another one yet?

It's been a few years, I know.

Alright, cool, so it's a laser mouse.

That's pretty much it.

It's pretty expensive, I'm not gonna lie.

So if you wanna check it out, link's below.

Look at it, okay, yep, definitely a Transformer.

Definitely a Transformer.

Got a nice size to it.

It's like one of those travel mice you'd find.

I'm hoping, at least with all the laser stuff,

I really want them to actually be good.

So I'm hoping this one's good.

And then you can put it in your bag or whatever,

or your pocket, and then when you're on the go,

and you need to bang out some typingness,

you have a mouse, and it's not taking up your entire bag.

That took too many words to describe.

We get, oh, micro USB cable, to charge it.

I mean if you've been subscribed to the channel,

you probably own a thousand of these already.

That's how you charge it, super simple.

Got some laser warnings at the bottom.

Don't shine this in your eyes, kids.

(dramatic music)

Don't be that kid.

I was that kid, I was like, what does it do?

That's why I can't really see.

So let's go ahead and set this up.

(distant sirens)

You need the cord to actually use the mouse.

It's not Bluetooth.

So I done goofed.

Basically you need the cable to actually use the mouse.

Which is a little sad, because it's expensive,

and most mice are Bluetooth and wireless.

So, taking some points off there.

Hopefully it's really good.

Plug it in.

Come on, you can fit.

Alright.

Geez, I'm dropping everything today.

It's one of those days, wow.

Plug it into the MacBook Air.

It's been beat up since the last time I did a mouse video.

And bam, got the laserness,

got the laser goodness.

You can see it here.

You can see it, looks good.

It's like, it's a trackpad.

It's straight like the trackpad that I have on my desk.

The Apple Magic Trackpad, you know what I'm talking about.

Alright, I mean, looks promising.

There's only one way to find out.

Does it work?

It does work!

Ladies and gentlemen, it works!

Awesome, alright, let's create a new folder.

See if the actual, the clicky parts work.

It makes a little click too when you hit it.

So it's kind of making you feel like you're at home,

with a mouse, but it's a virtual mouse.

Sweet, awesome, I don't know why I used this one.

I should be using this one.

Bad trackpad, gotta use this one.

Alright, so let's go to Google.

So what I have enabled on my MacBook Air

is when I touch the main part,

sounds weird, when I hit the main part,

it actually serves as the click.

So for example if I go to eBay here.

I tap on the main part, it's gonna work.

Kind of serves as another touch point.

Verses just hitting the upper left part here.

See how scrolling is.

Wish it was a little bit more fluid.

It's not bad, definitely not bad.

But the mouse is expensive,

so I would have liked it to be a little bit better, come on.

Okay, it's definitely delayed, it is definitely delayed.

They got a deal on a Playstation Plus card.

I'm gonna have to check that out, sorry guys.

Oh wow, that is definitely a deal, they got a deal there.

Alright, I mean would've like it to have been,

would have liked it to be a little bit better.

I don't know words.

The scrolling's a big deal for me because I like to scroll.

Versus like on my trackpad here, scrolling's buttery smooth.

Yum yum.

So yeah, I mean, it's expensive.

I wouldn't say it's as good as the finger mouse.

(imitates laser firing)

'Cause this thing is a trooper.

For $3.00, straight trooper.

If you haven't seen the video, check it out right up there.

For $3.00, I mean this is better than this laser mouse.

So yeah, that's pretty much it for this video.

If you guys enjoyed it and have ever

shined a laser in your eyes, be sure to drop a like on it.

And I want you to respond to comments more.

I'm starting to do this more often,

but basically as long as you leave a comment down below,

it'll get featured in a video at least at some point.

So Clarke1234 asks,

you're not smart with tech are you?

(sigh) Clarke.

Clarke, Clarke, Clarke, my boy, Clarke.

The name isn't TechSmartt for no reason my friend.

And you know it's super smart

when there's two t's at the end.

So, my response to that Clarke is

the name would be TechDumb, if I wasn't tech smart.

So, that's really all I gotta say.

If you're new around here,

get subscribed at the icon right on my chest.

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I really want to hit two million soon.

So yeah, I'll see you guys soon, peace.

(robotic laughter)

重点词汇

词汇	含义
laser ˈleɪzər B1	noun - 激光 (gāngguāng)
expensive /ɪkˈspensɪv/ B1	adjective - 昂贵的 (ángguì de)
keyboard /ˈkiːbɔːrd/ A2	noun - 键盘 (jiànpán)
trackpad /ˈtrækpæd/ B1	noun - 触控板 (chùkòngbǎn)
virtual /ˈvɜːrtʃuəl/ B2	adjective - 虚拟的 (xūnǐ de)
subscribed /səbˈskraɪbd/ B1	verb - 订阅 (dìngyuè)
projected /prəˈdʒektɪd/ B2	verb - 投射 (tóushè)
Transformer /trænsˈfɔːrmər/ B1	noun - 变形金刚 (biànxíngjīngāng)
fluid /ˈfluːɪd/ B2	adjective - 流畅的 (liúchàng de)
delayed /dɪˈleɪd/ B1	adjective - 延迟的 (yánchí de)
subscribed /səbˈskraɪbd/ B1	verb - 订阅 (dìngyuè)
cord /kɔːrd/ A2	noun - 绳索 (shéngsuǒ)
wireless /ˈwaɪələs/ B1	adjective - 无线 (wúxiàn)
trackpad /ˈtrækpæd/ B1	noun - 触控板 (chùkòngbǎn)
smooth /smuːθ/ A2	adjective - 光滑的 (guānghuá de)
features /ˈfiːtʃərz/ B1	verb - 特色 (tèsè)