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[中文]

大家好！:D

你还记得“尴尬时刻#1”里的凯特吗？

我出糗的时候她就在我身边！

凯特：“你好！”:3

她在一家很受欢迎的冰冻酸奶店工作，

遇到了一些非常奇葩的顾客，发生了一些很有趣的故事^w^

我想和大家分享她经历的一个故事~

大家一起对凯特说“嗨”吧：3

*观众无聊且兴致缺缺* “嗨，凯特……”

凯特：“好的！:3

事情是这样的，一位老爷爷和他的年迈家人朋友走进店里。

现在说一下关于“酸奶处理”的小背景XD

每晚8点15分，店员必须

清洁并排空一个装有酸奶口味的机器。

这意味着顾客当晚就不能再点那种口味了：P

我的同事，我们叫他‘凯文’，

正在排空咸焦糖口味……

而咸焦糖口味恰好是最受欢迎的酸奶口味……0_0;

因为凯文正在处理机器，

所以我负责点顾客的单：3

*过去的凯特* “您好！想点些什么？”:D

老爷爷：“给我来点咸焦糖……”

*过去的凯特* “哦……抱歉先生，我们今晚要排空那台机器了……

您想换个别的口味吗？”:3

老爷爷：“……什么？

你们非要先排空我的口味，是吧?!?!?”

*过去的凯特* 0_0 “哦不，先生……那个是……

我们今晚只排空一台机器……”

老爷爷：“但是你们非要先拿走我的口味！1!111!”

我看了看凯文，

他当时听到了老爷爷的胡言乱语。

我们对视了一眼，都想说：‘这都什么情况？’

然后他走到老爷爷面前，开始解释他为什么要排空机器，

强调我们每晚只需要清洁一台机器。

老爷爷：*恼怒* “但是你们非要先排空我的口味。”

到这个时候，我们觉得老爷爷就是个疯子，

根本没法和他讲道理了:(

所以，我们停止了解释，凯文开始推荐

其他他可能喜欢的口味，而不是咸焦糖。

老爷爷：*呻吟* -_-

“香草好不好吃？”*仍然很恼怒。*

凯特 + 凯文：*疯狂点头* 8D

老爷爷：“我要那个。”>_<

凯特：“嗯，好吧！”0_0;

然后，老爷爷的团队完成点单后，

他们都拿了酸奶就走了。

*过去的凯特* “你们有没有收钱？他们走得挺快的……”

凯文：“不……你呢？”

*过去的凯特*：“没有……”

O_O

原来，他们都让这位可爱的老爷爷自己付了整个账单！

*小声说* 活该……

在算出每份订单的价格后，

凯文说：“好的，您的总额是27.89美元。”

老爷爷：*小声说* “你是不是在骗我，凯文……？”

凯文：“什么?????”

老爷爷：“你们是不是故意把价格弄贵了?!??!?”

凯文：0_0 “呃，不，先生，我-我不会那样做的……”

*老爷爷的眼神变得锐利*

老爷爷：:他在说谎吗???? 因为……

我感觉…… -_-

我不喜欢那种眼神……”

凯特：“不，先生！您可以相信凯文，他非常值得信赖！”

凯文开始试图解释更多，但老爷爷又打断了他……

老爷爷：“我不相信你!!!”

*更加锐利的眼神*

凯文：“好吧！”

所以，现在只剩下我和老爷爷了。”

*过去的凯特*：“您的总额是27.89美元……” *天啊*

老爷爷：“好吧，谢谢你，凯特！”

在付款的时候，他试图和我聊一些轻松的话题，

就好像之前那场戏剧性的对话根本没有发生过一样！

然后他给了我小费！O_o?????

老爷爷：“只是确保那个，呃……

笨手笨脚的同事，别拿……

这笔钱，好吗？

哈哈，凯特。你-你挣到的。这-这只是给你的。”:3

*过去的凯特* “哦！呃……谢谢您，先生。祝您愉快！”

老爷爷：“好的，你也一样！”^_^

然后他就走了。”

*回到Jaiden* 所以，基本上这个故事的寓意是，

老人们对他们的冰冻酸奶非常认真。

所以，大家出门在外要小心哦！

大家好，欢迎回来！哈哈

已经很久没有上传视频了，我为连续两个月没有上传动画道歉。

但是，我希望大家能原谅我，我会在夏天尝试多上传一些：3

总之，我有些重要的事情要说：

第一！你们有没有注意到结尾卡片上漂亮的粉丝艺术？

我决定我想展示你们的艺术作品，所以如果你想让你的粉丝艺术出现在动画结尾，

我已经在描述中放了一个链接！

另外，如果你还没有看过我为CupQuake制作的FNAF3动画，你可以在我频道上的“其他动画播放列表”中找到它！

基本上，如果你很久没有看到我上传东西了，

你应该检查一下那个播放列表，以防我为别人制作了动画，而它在他们的频道上。

还有一件事！我开了Ask.fm

基本上这是一个你可以问我问题的小地方！

我只在推特上宣布了这个消息，我已经回答了非常多的问题！

而且这真的很有趣<3

总之，感谢大家观看！

别忘了在推特上关注我，获取一些更新和一些我可能会说的傻话：3

@JaidenAnimation

因为我无法在推特标签中放上“s” JaidenAnimations，

这真的让我很烦恼，但是，随便啦 >_>

另外，如果你喜欢艺术的东西，你可以看看我的DeviantArt，在那里我可以放上“s”：D

所以，那个是JaidenAnimations：3 *哈哈*

总之，我们下次再见^_^ 再见！

秘密信息 *哈哈*

[英语]

Hey guys! :D

Do you remember Kate from Embarrassing Moments #1?

She was with me when I was making a fool of myself!

Kate: "Hello!" :3

Well, she works for a popular frozen yogurt place,

and has some pretty crazy customers, with some pretty funny stories ^w^

and I wanted to share one of her stories with you all~

Everyone say "Hi" to Kate :3

*bored and unenthusiastic crowd* "Hi Kate..."

Kate: "Okay! :3

So, it started when an old man and his elderly family and friends walked into the store.

Now a little background on "Yogurt Handling" XD

Every night, at 8:15pm, one of the employees has to

clean and drain one machine that holds a yogurt flavor.

This means customers can't order that flavor for the rest of the night. :P

My coworker, we'll call him 'Kevin',

was over draining the salted caramel flavour...

which just so happens to be most popular yogurt flavour... 0_0;

Since Kevin was over handling the machine,

I was the one who had to take the customers' orders :3

*Past Kate* "Hello! What can I get you?" :D

Old Man: "Give me some of those salted caramels..."

*Past Kate* "Oh... I'm sorry sir, we're draining that machine tonight...

Is there another flavour you'd like instead?" :3

Ols man: "...WHAT?

Well you had to go and drain MY flavour FIRST, huh?!?!?"

*Past Kate* 0_0 "Oh no, sir... that's...

the only machine we're draining tonight.."

Old Man: "But yeah, you took away MY flavour FIRST!1!111!

I looked over at Kevin,

who was overhearing the old man's nonsense.

We made eye contact like: 'What the heck??'

And he walked over to the old man, and started explaining why he had to drain the machine,

emphasizing the fact that we only have to clean out 1 machine a night.

Old Man: *Annoyed* "But you had to go and drain MY flavour first."

By this time, we figured that the old man was just crazy,

and there wasn't anyway we could reason with him :(

so, we stopped trying to explain, and Kevin started suggesting

other flavours he might enjoy other than salted caramel.

Old Man: *Groan* -_-

"Is the vanilla any good?" *Still annoyed.*

Kate + Kevin: *Furious nodding* 8D

Old Man: "I want that." >_<

Kate: "Umm okay!" 0_0;

Then, after the old man's group finished their order,

they all grabbed their yogurt and walked outside.

*Past Kate* "Did you ring anyone up? They all left pretty quickly..."

Kevin: "N-no... Did you?"

*Past Kate* : "No..."

O_O

Turns out, they all left the lovely old man to pick up the entire check by himself!

*Whispers* Serves him right...

After figuring out the cost of each order,

Kevin says "Okay, so your total is going to be 27.89."

Old Man: *Whisper* "Are you lying to me Kevin...?"

Kevin: "What?????"

Old Man: "You made it extra expensive didn't you?!??!?!?"

Kevin: 0_0 "Uhh, n-no sir, I-I wouldn't do that..."

*Old man stares intensify*

Old Man: :Is he telling the truth???? Because...

I got a feeling... -_-

I-I don't like that look..."

Kate: "No sir! You can trust Kevin, he's very trustworthy!'

Kevin started trying to explain even more, but the old man cut him off again...

Old Man: "I don't trust ya!!!"

*Even more intense staring*

Kevin: "OKAY!"

So, now it was just me and the old man."

*Past Kate*: "So, your total is $27.89..." *Whoooo boyyy*

Old Man: "Well, Thank you Kate!"

While paying, he tried to make a little bit of pleasant conversation with me,

and if that whole dramatic conversation didn't even occur!

And then he gave me a tip! O_o?????

Old Man: "Just make sure that, uh...

dimwit coworker, don't get...

none of dat cash alright?

Hah, Kate. You-you earned it. Da-Dats just for you." :3

*Past Kate* "Oh! Uh... Thanks sir. Have a nice day!"

Old Man: "Alright, you too!" ^_^

And then he walked away."

*Back to Jaiden* So, basically what the moral of the story is,

is old men can take their frozen yogurt VERY seriously.

So, be careful out there everyone!

Hey guys welcome back! Hahah

It's really been too long, and I apologize for not uploading an animation for 2 freaking months.

But, I hope you guys can forgive me, and I will try to upload more during the summer :3

Anyway, I have a few important things to say:

One! Did you notice the beautiful fanart I put in the end card?

I decided that I want to feature your art, so if you want your fanart featured at the end of an animation,

I have a link for that in the description!

Also, if you haven't seen my FNAF3 animantion for CupQuake, you can find that in the "Other Animations Playlist" I have on my channel!

Basically, if you haven'y seen me upload something in a really long time,

you should check that playlist just in case I made an animation for someone else, and it's on their channel.

One more thing! I opened up an Ask.fm

which is basically this little place where you can ask me questions!

I've only announced this through twitter so far, and I've already answered SOOO many questions!

and it's sooo much fun <3

anyway, thank you guys for watching!

Don't forget to follow me on Twitter for little updates and silly things I might say :3

@JaidenAnimation

because I can't fit the freaking 's' of JaidenAnimationS in the twitter tag,

which really bothers me, but, whatever >_>

Also, if you'er into artsy stuff, you can check out my DeviantArt, where I CAN fit the 's' :D

So, that one is JaidenAnimations :3 *lol*

Anyway, I'll see you guys later ^_^ Good bye!

Secret message *lol*

重点词汇

词汇	含义
remember /rɪˈmem.bər/ B1	verb - 记得 (jì de)
fool /fuːl/ A2	noun - 傻瓜 (shǎ guā) verb - 欺骗 (qī piàn)
popular /ˈpɒp.jʊ.lər/ B1	adjective - 受欢迎的 (shòu huānyíng de)
crazy /ˈkreɪ.zi/ A2	adjective - 疯狂的 (fēng kuáng de)
background /ˈbæk.ɡraʊnd/ B1	noun - 背景 (bèi jǐng)
handling /ˈhænd.lɪŋ/ B1	noun - 处理 (chǔ lǐ)
flavour /ˈfleɪ.vər/ A2	noun - 味道 (wèi dào)
customers /ˈkʌs.tə.mərz/ A2	noun - 顾客 (gù kè)
draining /ˈdreɪ.nɪŋ/ B1	verb - 排干 (pái gān)
machine /məˈʃiːn/ A2	noun - 机器 (jī qì)
orders /ˈɔː.dərz/ A2	noun - 订单 (dìng dān)
nonsense /ˈnɒn.sens/ B1	noun - 胡说 (hú shuō)
emphasizing /ˈem.fə.saɪ.zɪŋ/ B2	verb - 强调 (qiáng diào)
annoyed /əˈnɔɪd/ A2	adjective - 恼怒 (nǎo nù)
reason /ˈriː.zən/ B1	noun - 理由 (lǐ yóu)
suggesting /səˈdʒestɪŋ/ B1	verb - 建议 (jiàn yì)
trustworthy /ˈtrʌstˌwɜː.ði/ B2	adjective - 值得信赖的 (zhí dé xìn lài de)

重点语法结构

• Well, she works for a popular frozen yogurt place,

  ➔ 用于描述习惯性动作的现在时。

  ➔ 这句话使用现在时（“works”）来描述一项常规活动——她的工作。这表明这是她*持续做的事情*。

• Kate: "Hello! What can I get you?"

  ➔ 间接引语（疑问形式）。

  ➔ 这是代表凯特问题的直接引用。虽然它*看起来*像一个直接问题，但在报告引语时，我们通常保持问题的词序，但使用类似于陈述句的结构。

• Old Man: "...WHAT? Well you had to go and drain MY flavour FIRST, huh?!?!?"

  ➔ 感叹句和附加疑问。

  ➔ “WHAT？”的使用表达了强烈的情感。“huh?!?!?”是一个附加疑问，寻求确认并表达不相信。多个问号强调了老人的反应强度。

• Turns out, they all left the lovely old man to pick up the entire check by himself!

  ➔ 过去时和被动语态（暗示）。

  ➔ 这句话是过去时（“left”）。“to pick up the entire check by himself”这个短语暗示了被动语态——老人*被留下*独自结账。虽然没有明确说明，但可以理解。