May I take your order?
00:00
Wait, Bubble Buddy,
let me decide for you.
00:01
Hey, how's that new Executive
Treatment sandwich treating you?
00:08
'Cause it's hitting
all the quadrants
00:12
of my hunger markets.
00:13
It reminds me of something
I was saying about business.
00:17
The satisfaction earnings
of the fourth quarter
00:20
of my lunch are off the charts.
00:23
And I love the way it tastes.
00:26
And business, my friend,
00:28
is the business
that I'm talking about.
00:30
Well, one can't have business
without business, right?
00:31
Interesting point, Marv.
How's your sandwich?
00:34
Hmm, absolutely spectacular.
00:37
This new menu item is a business
plan I can really get behind.
00:39
I tell you, this is one
dynamic little sandwich.
00:43
With levels of proactiveness
that are off the charts,
00:46
It really appeals
to my demographic.
00:50
Well, you are an executive
00:52
in the fast-paced
world of business.
00:53
[laughs]
That's for sure.
00:55
These guys talk funny words.
00:57
Oh, yeah, they're a riot.
00:59
What can I get you?
01:01
I guess I'll have one
of these business sandwiches
01:03
everybody's talking about.
01:05
Ah, the Executive Treatment.
01:07
Is that what you call it?
01:09
Well, that's what Mr. Krabs
makes me call it.
01:11
It's really just a Krabby Patty
that costs more,
01:13
and SpongeBob wears
a different tie
01:16
Oh, wow! I'll take seven!
01:20
Okay, Mr. Krabs,
prepare yourself.
01:26
Don't bother sitting down
01:29
because you'll just stand up
when you see this.
01:30
Great Barrier Reef!
01:33
That patty's spoiled!
01:35
[laughs] Mr. Krabs,
it's not tainted meat!
01:39
Pretty patties, available
in six designer colors.
01:45
Don't that look appetizing?
01:54
Wait! Give me an orange patty.
02:03
What's next? Sequin milkshakes?
02:09
Bow-tie French fries?
02:13
[laughing]
Pretty Patties! Pretty Patties!
02:16
I know this is a good idea!
02:22
They'll be drawn here like
a sailor to a tattoo parlor.
02:27
With the special
biker parking
02:31
and authentic biker decor,
with real bloodstains.
02:33
And to top it off,
a custom chopper patty.
02:38
And best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%!
02:41
I'll make a fortune!
02:46
Mr. Krabs, this is serious!
02:48
[laughing]
Sorry about that, Mr. Krabs.
02:53
Are you planning
on ordering today, sir?
02:55
I'll have a... Krabby Patty.
02:58
And with extra onions.
03:01
Daring today, aren't we?
03:02
One Krabby Patty, extra onion.
03:05
One Crying Johnny comin' up!
03:07
First bun, then patty,
03:10
followed by ketchup,
mustard, pickles,
03:12
extra onions, lettuce, cheese,
tomatoes and bun.
03:13
- Whoop!
- Whatever.
03:19
SpongeBob, order up!
03:25
Never heard of it.
I gotta stay hip.
03:30
I don't wanna end up
like silly old Squidward.
03:32
But what in the name of
Davy Jones' locker is a sal-add?
03:35
Here you go, two sal-adds.
03:40
Eww, gross, those aren't salads.
03:42
Take those back, remove the bun,
the patty and the condiments.
03:45
But that leaves
just lettuce and tomato.
03:49
No patties, happenin'.
03:59
Oh, yeah, that's definitely
the coolest meal I ever saw.
04:02
I hope
I never have to tear apart
04:13
a perfectly good
Krabby Patty ever again.
04:15
I don't think
my heart can take it.
04:19
I'm going on my lunch break,
Mr. Krabs!
04:21
You got five minutes.
04:24
Wow!
One more minute than yesterday!
04:25
SpongeBob ready for launch!
04:29
[imitating rocket engines]
04:31
[SpongeBob]
Yum! Hmm...
04:44
Hey, buddy,
what the heck is that?
04:52
Why, this is a hole, good sir.
04:55
You see, I am a sponge,
and we typically--
04:57
It's just
a little ol' Krabby Patty
05:01
smothered in jellyfish jelly.
05:03
I call it a "Krabby Patty
with jellyfish jelly."
05:05
I've got to tell
someone about this!
05:19
♪ Hey all you people!
Hey all you people! ♪
05:22
♪ Hey all you people
Won't you listen to me? ♪
05:25
♪ I just had a sandwich
No ordinary sandwich ♪
05:30
♪ A sandwich filled
With jellyfish jelly! ♪
05:32
♪ Hey, man, you've got
To try this sandwich! ♪
05:37
♪ It's no ordinary sandwich! ♪
05:41
♪ It's the tastiest sandwich
In the sea! ♪
05:44
Ooh, it's all so good!
05:56
Welcome to the House of Misery.
May I take your order?
05:59
Yes, I would like
two Double Fried Kelp Fritters,
06:02
three Krusty Krab
Cream-Filled Corals
06:05
and four
Triple Fatty Krabby Patties.
06:07
- That depends.
- On what?
06:11
How long you want to live.
06:13
[British accent]
Oh, Grammy,
06:30
I brought your favorite:
seaberry pie.
06:31
I'm allergic to...
seaberries...!
06:43
What's next, a zombie invasion?
06:48
- There you go, Squidward.
- Now what?
06:58
Oh, you're going to love this.
07:00
Yeah, I want you
to start using them
07:05
- instead of the other ones.
- Where'd you get them?
07:07
They were just
the boxes of patties
07:09
we didn't have room for
in the freezer.
07:10
They turned yellow.
07:12
Got to keep those SpongeBob
ice cubes somewhere, you know.
07:14
You mean to tell me
you actually expect people
07:15
to pay $1.98 for a rotten patty?
07:17
Squidward, you're right!
07:21
All this instant success
must be scrambling my brains!
07:23
We'll make 'em $2.98!
07:26
[groans]
I ate this yellow Krabby Patty
07:29
and now I feel sick.
07:32
Man, you've got
some serious problems.
07:42
If you're trying
to pass that off
07:44
as a Krabby Patty...
07:45
It's a... It's a Spongy Patty!
07:46
Mr. Krabs, what have you done?!
07:49
You've poisoned
all these people!
07:53
Wow, Squidward,
how'd you know that?
08:03
Well, let's see,
maybe 'cause I have a brain.
08:05
Squidward, the grill is on.
08:12
Oh, really? And do you think I
don't know that this grill is...
08:13
We gotta do something!
08:21
Okay, Squidward,
this should help.
08:25
Don't worry, Squidward,
I'll catch you!
08:28
Ah! I can fix this!
08:37
This time I gotcha!
08:48
Here we go, one of everything
for Bubble Buddy.
09:00
[gasps]
Oh no, Squidward, wait!
09:06
There's cheese on these patties!
09:08
Bubble Buddy's
lactose intolerant,
09:12
he can't eat cheese!
09:14
We? How about you
take these patties and sh--
09:18
[Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Squidward!
09:22
Don't worry, Bubble Buddy,
09:25
Squidward will make
a fresh batch.
09:26
What,
is he allergic to bread, too?
09:34
Actually,
he doesn't like the crust.
09:37
And Squidward, the ketchup
should be under the patty.
09:39
And Squidward, the pickles
should be on the left side.
09:41
And Squidward, you should...
09:44
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
09:45
And Squidward...
And Squidward...
09:46
Here, one of everything!
09:48
No cheese, no crust,
09:50
pickles to the left,
four squirts of ketchup,
09:51
wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce,
09:52
and farm-raised tomatoes
carnival-style!
09:54
And if there's
anything else I can do,
09:58
please, hesitate to ask.
10:00
Please, come again.
10:08
When I'm not working.
10:11
