Hello, Cookie Runners. I'm Time Keeper
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Cookie, head of the Time Balance
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Department, TBD for short. If you've
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been following us since the 2021 launch
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of critically acclaimed RPG Cookie Run
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Kingdom, you know a lot has happened in
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this timeline. I'm a little bored right
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now, so come with me as I speedrun the
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story. [music] For you new Cookie
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Runners, you might want to circle back
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to this video after downloading CRK,
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available on the App Store now. I've
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actually been in the story keeping tabs
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this whole time. You just couldn't see
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me. Though, I thought I'd try something
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new and give these cookies a TLDR on
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what's to come so they can move on with
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their lives. I can change time because
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I'm the boss and it's fun. So, here's a
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dimensional rift recap where spoilers
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are for everyone. Oh, one clock tick.
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Let me call out of work.
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Hey, Croissant Cookie. I'm going to be
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out of office for the day, so hold down
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the fort for me, okay? Wait, what? Time
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Keeper Cookie, you just clocked in. Hey,
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thanks. Bye. All right, that takes care
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of that. No time to lose. Let's go. New
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Cookie Runners, again, seriously,
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there's spoilers [music] ahead. Watch at
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>> HEY, HOUND. RUN LIKE THE WIND. Take the
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crown as far as you can. We're right
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>> Looks like the dog has the crown.
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>> Hello. Might as well save your breath
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and stop the chase here. The crown never
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appears again in this timeline. It's
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lost to the end of time. Uh,
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wait. Or was it that it'll be found
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there? Hmm, guess I'll have to double
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check. But, carry on. See you later.
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>> Hey again. Unsure about your long
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Well, don't worry. You'll get to the
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Vanilla Kingdom and all of the other
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ancient heroes kingdoms in Crispia. But,
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you will be tricked into unleashing the
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greatest villain ever named Dark
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Enchantress Cookie, who is actually an
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evil manifestation [music]
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of White Lily Cookie's soul that was
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accidentally created through the pursuit
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of forbidden knowledge, plunging the
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world as you know it into a constant
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battle between light and darkness for
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the foreseeable future.
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I know, it's a doozy and there's going
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to be a lot of fighting. Ta-ta for now.
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Ensure there are enough arrows to hold
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>> Our kingdom's coffers cannot sustain
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these efforts. May I advise caution? For
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soon even our citadel's kitchens will
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have to switch from rainbow jellies to
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>> Silence! There will be no meals at all
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if our kingdom is to fall.
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>> Hi there. Just an FYI, your advisor is
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planning to backstab you to take over
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the kingdom and your son is going to
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push you off the top of the castle
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Might want to look into a more vetted
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hiring process and some therapy.
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>> What happens when you take 12 cookies
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and leave them stranded on a treacherous
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island left to face the elements?
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>> Let's find out on Earthbread's
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first-ever survival game show, Last
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>> I would hope the ones responsible for
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our loss will be held accountable for
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their miscalculations.
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>> Hey, I was going to win it for us, but
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then this bag of old rags wouldn't back
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>> Old rags? How dare you? I oughta
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>> Okay, with that, it is now time to vote.
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Caramel Arrow Cookie, you can stop.
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>> Oh, hello. Don't mind me, I'm just
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stopping by this parallel universe side
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quest. Cream Unicorn Cookie is going to
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win and this show is going to get
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cancelled after season 1. I know a lot
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of effort is going to be put into the
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show, but uh you might want to cut back
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>> Now that the strength of the seal is
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gone, it is time. Awaken
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my comrades, my friends, the almighty
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>> Cookies, cookies, I know you're all
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upset. Just so you know, Silent Sault
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Cookie was the one who actually sealed
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all of you beast cookies away. So, why
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doesn't everyone just chill out for a
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couple of updates, yeah?
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>> Return to flower.
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>> Look, Yodel, IT'S TURNING WHITE. I DON'T
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WANT TO CRUMBLE HERE.
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>> MYSTIC FLOWER COOKIE, you
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>> What's with all this flower in the air?
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Anyway, Mystic Flower Cookie almost
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wipes out your kingdom and friends, but
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then after a hard fall down the stairs,
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you pick yourself back up and win. So,
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everything doesn't turn back into
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>> No, no, no. The bird hunt can't end like
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this. Where's the thrill? You will
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crumble and become dust like all those
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trinkets you treasured so.
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>> Oh, sorry, but your bird escapes with a
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new pair of wings. Also, rip cilantro
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>> Oh, no. The last piece has crumbled. Now
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it's only us left. Think about it. If
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you really had what it takes, you
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wouldn't have ended up here. Now would
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>> He's a liar. She's a liar. He's a liar.
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Everyone just lies.
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Pure vanilla cookie, you tried to be
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nice, but Shadow Milk Cookie thinks
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that's cringe and gets away again. Get
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it together, you guys. Love the new fit
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you're going to get though, Pure Vanilla
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>> Hollyberry Cookie is mine forever and
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>> [gasps and sighs]
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>> Especially since I have this.
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>> Nobody wants to stay in your paradise,
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and you're going to absolutely crash out
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>> Make sure not to wander about this late.
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>> Others say that the Calanamic Knights
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have turned against us peaceful cookies
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instead of protecting us.
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>> Truth always comes to light, much like a
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spring quenching the thirst of a barren
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land. Yes, the knights always stand by
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>> All of your friends crumble, so stay
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calm and cookie on. Please don't hurt
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White Lily Cookie. She's been through a
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>> How could this ultimate cookie possibly
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>> Countless souls endose, all merged into
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one, will become the ultimate cookie's
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body. In other words, the ultimate
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cookie is destined to transcend all
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limits and gain infinite power.
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>> So, this all boils down to a crazy
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final battle. Espresso Cookie absolutely
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bodies you by undoing your taboo magic.
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Then your ultimate cookie and your witch
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worm flop. Sorry, but you're going to
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lose and Cookie kind moves on without
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>> What could have gone wrong? Where did I
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>> There. We're all caught up. How's that
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for a speed run, eh? Just another casual
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stroll in the timeline for me.
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>> Now, time to check on that cake hound
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with a crown at the end of two.
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Give me just a clock tick. I got to take
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>> Time keeper cookie, what happened? The
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timeline is going haywire and all the
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cookies are having existential crises.
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>> Oh, I thought letting everyone know
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their futures would save time. Hmm,
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guess that didn't work. Oh, well. No
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worries, Croissant Cookie. I'll fix
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everything in A CLOCK TICK.
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THERE. BACK TO NORMAL. By the way, my
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powers only work in Cookie Run. So, if
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you didn't listen to my spoiler
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warnings, blah blah. But at least you're
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caught up. If you want to stay up to
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date, make sure to like and subscribe to
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this channel. The ad revenue really
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helps fund the TBD. Want to know where
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the story is going to go next? Well,
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