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[中文]

你觉得怎么样？

>> 嗯，我再也不用买那件

“我跟笨蛋在一起”的T恤了。

嗯，

>> 我喜欢。这就对了。听着，

你真的不打算买那件衣服，是吧？

你不觉得今天你让我出的丑

已经够多了吗？

>> 哦，我让你出丑了？

>> 当我假装不认识你的时候，

我该怎么回答这个问题呢？

>> 他只是嫉妒你很快就能融入这里。

伦敦人都穿这个。

>> 哦，真的吗？那为什么这儿

根本没见有人穿呢？

>> 他们都是游客。

好吧，听着。如果你坚持

要在公共场合穿那个，你知道，你

剩下的整个下午都只能

一个人待着了。

>> 你要让我在这两者之间做选择吗？

我和这顶帽子。我选这顶帽子。

>> 好选择。谢谢。

>> 好了，看在上帝的份上。

>> 够了，就是这样。好了，我走了。

我不想再出丑了。

anymore.

>> 嗨。

>> 嗨。

>> 嘿，伙计们。呃，我需要一些时尚

建议。

>> 哦，

>> 这个看起来怎么样？

>> 嗯，它有点低了。往上戴一点。

再高一点。再高一点。

这就对了。

现在，把它扔了吧。

>> 别这样。这看起来挺好的。

>> 罗斯，拜托。相信我。我每个月

>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion

买30本时尚杂志。现在，我不知道

谁在竞选总统，也不知道那个

北约的人是谁，但我确实知道

你必须离那顶帽子越远越好。

hat.

>> 该死。我明天晚上有个约会，

我必须看起来很帅才行。

>> 嗯，你知道，如果你需要时尚

方面的帮助，瑞秋和我明天打算去逛街。

非常欢迎你和我们一起去，对吧？

come with us, right?

>> 真的吗？那太好了。我我是说，我

得做点什么。她刚才还取笑

我的穿衣风格。

>> 我明白为什么了。不错的衬衫。

你俩穿的是同一件衬衫。

>> 嘿，看看这顶帽子。

>> 等一下。我认识这顶帽子。我曾经

被带上过这顶帽子。

他们对我做了实验。我以后都不能

生孩子了。

>> 说真的，你从哪儿弄来的这顶帽子？

>> 公交车司机给我的。

>> 哦，我觉得她戴着挺好看的。

>> 哦，谢谢。我们可以帮你买或者

帮你赢一顶回来。

>> 好吧，抱歉了，我那些审美障碍的

朋友们。我要告诉你们的是，帽子

又流行回来了。

>> 而且这次，它们联合起来，

组成了一顶巨大的超级帽子。

>> 快，快，快。

>> 是啊，现在每个人都想在

帽子下面待着。

>> 怎么了，卢？

>> 餐厅里的每个人还是讨厌

我。哦，我以为我取得了一些进展。

大家一整天都在对我微笑。然后

下班时我才发现，

他们在我的厨师帽上写了这个。

嘿，也许他们是想写“安静”呢，

...

>> 嗨，亲爱的。怎么了？

>> 没事。只是想表现得友好一点。

所有事情都处理好了。多谢你了，

联合主持人。

看看这些。处理好所有事。

还有还有很多事情需要你

去做呢。

>> 嗯哼。比如什么？

杯子？

>> 杯子？你让我负责杯子和冰块？

杯子和冰块？哦，我可以负责

杯子和冰块。好吧，

行。好吧，我会负责

杯子和冰块。

>> 等一下。我可以在餐厅里拿冰块。

restaurant.

>> 我去排队了。

嘿，快看。嗯，杯子帽子，杯子

横幅，杯子吊灯，还有这一切的

始作俑者，杯子。

>> 杯子做得很好，伙计们。

>> 你为什么不直接约她出去呢？

>> 你注意到冰块了吗？看，我们

应有尽有。我们有碎冰、方冰

和干冰。看着。啊，

>> 太神奇了。

大家都没人吃我的托斯卡纳

手指食物，因为他们都被

菲比的雪泥给填饱了。

>> 那里有雪泥。

>> 雪泥。

>> 所以，那个保时捷车主把车拿回去了。

>> 但你找到了他衣服的钥匙。

不，我只是……我只是喜欢那种

当大家都觉得我拥有一辆保时捷时的

感觉。

>> 而且人们会觉得你拥有一辆保时捷，

是因为你穿着这身衣服。

>> 当然，

除非你是个傻瓜，否则谁会在

没有车的情况下穿成这样。

>> 那倒是真的。

>> 是啊，但只有天才才会吞下

一把声波爆破枪。

>> 哦，我经历过。

我要去开我的保时捷了。

>> 乔伊，你知道你根本就没

有一辆车。

>> 别这样。你在干什么？我正在

入戏呢。你能跟她聊聊吗？

>> 嘿。嘿。嘿。离我的

保时捷远点。

>> 嗨，乔伊。

>> 嘿。你好吗？

>> 他下面那辆保时捷简直太棒了。

>> 我很想给你们看，但我刚刚把

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

她安顿好。她正在睡觉。

嘿，呃，你们两位美女想去喝杯

东西吗？

>> 试得不错。

>> 等等，等等，等等，等等。

>> 听着，莫妮卡，

>> 这样是行不通的。

>> 我打赌这招肯定行。

你真是太棒了。我爱你。

>> 什么？

>> 没什么。我说我说你太棒了。

然后我就我就不说话了。

>> 你说你爱我。真不敢相信

这是真的。

>> 不，我没说。

不，你说了。

>> 不，我没说。

>> 你爱我。

>> 不，我没有。停下。停下。停下。

停下。

>> 你没事吧？

>> 没事，但刚才在卫生间里，我

看到了我婚礼上爬出去的那扇窗户。

天哪，我当时就想，我不该在这儿，

你知道吗？我不该在这儿。人们会

看着我，评判我，

还会想到上次婚礼的事。

>> 亲爱的，会没事的。好了。这是一场

婚礼。通常，人们关注的是新娘。

>> 哦天哪，我知道你说得对。好了，

大家。看着我。很好。好了，时间到了。

伴娘和伴郎们，让我们排成两队。谢谢。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。事后见。

>> 好吧。祝你好运。

>> 谢谢。

>> 好吧。

>> 好吧。

>> Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> 你为什么不早告诉我？我很抱歉。

我该怎么办？站起来大喊：

“嘿，瑞秋，你的屁股露出来了。”

>> 哦天哪，这太丢人了。我想唯一

比这更糟的，就是我八年级的时候，

被迫在全校师生面前唱

《科帕卡巴纳》。我好像刚唱了两句，

就吓得跑开了。

哦天哪，我的人生就像电影一样

在我眼前闪过。

>> 瑞秋，等等，听着，我记得那个。

其实没那么糟。

>> 哦，罗斯，你能不能闭嘴？你已经得到我了。

我在跟你约会呢。

>> 瑞秋。

>> 嗨，温伯格先生。嗨，温伯格夫人。

>> 再次见到你真是太好了，亲爱的。

事实上，我没想到会见到

这么多。

>> 你刚才还跟我说你什么都没看见。

>> 我跟你说过很多事。

>> 嘿。

>> 嘿。

>> 你这是打扮成什么？

>> 还记得苏联卫星“人造卫星”吗？

嗯，我是个土豆，或者说是块茎，

这些是我的天线。

所以，人造卫星就变成了

人造卫星。人造卫星。

哇，看来我不是最难看的服装了。

嗨。

>> 嗨。

>> 那么，你们俩谁是那个幸运儿钱德勒？

>> 呃，那那是我。

>> 那是我。

乔伊·崔比安尼。我是你的头号粉丝。

>> 那，那是卧室吗？

>> 是的。没错，就在那边。

>> 好吧。随时都可以开始。

>> 这太奇怪了。

为什么？她为什么要进卧室？

>> 我还在等。

>> 所以，她是一个……

>> 是的，那是一个裸体应召女郎。

>> 所以，今晚就是那个大型

单身派对之夜了。

>> 是啊。嘿，谢谢你给我那个

女孩的号码。

>> 没问题。话说，这是为谁举办的派对？

>> 为我丈夫。

>> 你雇了个应召女郎给你丈夫？

她是脱衣舞女。

>> 不，她是应召女郎。

>> 这就是人们有时称呼脱衣舞女的名字吗？

>> 当她们是应召女郎的时候。

>> 哦天哪，斯特。我真不敢相信你

做了这种事。现在，你百分之百确定

她是应召女郎吗？

>> 要么是这样，要么她就是我遇到过的

最好、最贵的约会对象了。

>> 好吧，好吧。也许也许你该

请她离开。

>> 为什么要我？

>> 嘿，这是你的单身派对。

>> 正因如此才该你去。我不想去。

你去做。

>> 你去做。

>> 你去做。

>> 好吧。石头剪子布。谁负责

让她离开？

want to. You do it.

>> 什么？

>> 我怀念这种感觉。

>> 我觉得我们其实以前没这样过。

>> 不，不，不。我是说我怀念和

你厮混在一起的日子。

>> 呃，我们现在也常厮混啊。

>> 是啊，但不像以前那样了。记得吗，

你和我以前总是形影不离。

现在感觉……

一切都不同了。嗯，你也知道，

事情确实不同了。我我结婚了。

>> 是啊，当然。嘿，别误会，

我真的为你们感到高兴。但我只是怀念

我们只跟对方厮混的时候。

>> 是啊，我也怀念。

>> 这样吧。从现在开始，我们会

抽出时间来相聚的。

>> 说话算话。过来。

>> 天哪。听着，我离抢劫你们

只有一步之遥了。

>> 她是个应召女郎。她是应召女郎。

>> 嗨。我们刚才通过电话。

we'll make time to hang out with each

other.

>> You got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

[英语]

What do you think?

>> Well, I'm not going to have to buy that

I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.

Well,

>> I like There you go. All right. Look,

you're not really going to buy that, are

you? Don't you think you've embarrassed

me enough for one day?

>> Oh, I embarrass you?

>> How can I answer that when I'm

pretending I don't know you?

>> He's just jealous you'll fit right in.

All Londoners wear them.

>> Oh, really? Then how come no one here

anywhere is wearing one?

>> They're all tourists.

All right, look. If you insist on

wearing that in public, you know, you're

going to spend the rest of the afternoon

all by yourself.

>> You're going to make me choose between

you and the hat. I choose the half.

>> Good choice. Thanks.

>> Okay, look.

>> All right, that's it. Okay, I'm out of

here. I'm not going to be embarrassed

anymore.

>> Hi.

>> Hi.

>> Hey, you guys. Uh, I need some fashion

advice.

>> Oh,

>> how does this look?

>> Well, it's it's a little low. Pick it up

a little.

A little bit more. A little bit more.

There you go.

Now, throw it away.

>> Come on. This looks good.

>> Ross, please. Trust me. I buy 30 fashion

magazines a month. Now, I don't know

who's running for president or who that

NATO guy is, but I do know that you have

to get as far away as you can from that

hat.

>> Damn it. I have this date tomorrow night

and I have to look cool.

>> Well, you know, if you want fashion

help, Rachel and I are going shopping

tomorrow. You're more than welcome to

come with us, right?

>> Really? That would be great. I I mean, I

have to do something. She kind of teased

me about how I dress.

>> I can see why. Nice shirt.

You're wearing the same shirt.

>> Hey, check out the hat.

>> Wait a minute. I know that hat. I was

taken aboard that hat.

They did experiments on me. I can't have

children.

>> Seriously, where did you get the hat?

>> Bus gave it to me.

>> Oh, I think she looks good.

>> Oh, thank you. We buy it for you or or

win it for you.

>> Well, excuse me, my fashion impaired

friends. I am here to tell you that hats

are back.

>> And this time, they've ganged up and

formed one giant super hat.

>> Go, GO, GO.

>> YEAH, NOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE UNDER

the hat.

>> What's wrong, Lou?

>> Everybody at the restaurant still hates

me. Oh, I thought I was making headway.

Everyone was smiling at me all day. And

then I'd get off work and find out that

they wrote this on my chef's hat.

Hey, maybe they meant to write quiet,

>> Hi, honey. What's the matter?

>> Fine. Just trying to be nice.

Took care of everything. Thanks a lot,

co-host.

Look at it. Take care of everything.

There's There's plenty of things for you

to do.

>> Uh-huh. Like what?

Cups?

>> Cups? You're giving me cups and ice?

Cups and ice? Oh, I get to be in charge

of cups and ice. All right,

fine. Okay, I will be in charge of cups

and ice.

>> Wait a minute. I can get ice at the

restaurant.

>> I got in line.

Hey, check it out. Um, cup hat, cup

banner, cup chandelier, and the thing

that started it all, the cup.

>> Great job with the cups, faves.

>> Why don't you just go out with her?

>> And did you notice the ice? Look, we

have it all. We have crushed, cubed, and

dry. Watch. Ah,

>> mystical.

Everyone, no one's eating my Tuscan

finger food cuz they're all filling up

on Phoebe snow cones.

>> There are snow cones.

>> Snow cones.

>> So, the Porsche guy took his car back.

>> But you found the keys to his clothes.

No, I just uh I just love the way it

feels when everybody thinks I own a

Porsche.

>> And people would think you own a Porsche

because you're wearing the clothes.

>> Of course,

only an idiot would wear this stuff if

you didn't have the car.

>> That is true.

>> Yeah, but only a genius would swallow a

sonic blaster gun.

>> Oh, I've been there.

I am going to go drive my Porsche.

>> Joey, you know you don't actually have

one.

>> Come on. What are you doing? I'm in

character. Will you talk to her?

>> Hey. Hey. Hey. Careful around my

Porsche.

>> Hi, Joey.

>> Hey. How you doing?

>> He has the most amazing Porsche under

there.

>> I'd love to show you, but I just tucked

her in. She's sleeping.

Hey, uh, would you two girls like to go

for a drink?

>> Nice try.

>> Wait, wait, wait, wait.

>> Look, Monica,

>> this is not going to work.

>> I bet this will work.

You are so great. I love you.

>> What?

>> Nothing. I said I said you're so great.

And then I just I just stopped talking.

>> You said you love me. I can't believe

this.

>> No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

>> No, I didn't.

>> You love me.

>> NO, I DON'T. STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT.

STOP IT.

>> Are you all right?

>> Yeah, but when I was in the bathroom, I

saw the window that I crawled out of at

my wedding. And God, I just started

thinking I shouldn't be here, you know?

I shouldn't. People are going to be

looking at me and judging me and and

thinking about the last time.

>> Sweetie, it's going to be okay. All

right. It's a wedding. Generally, people

focus on the bride.

>> Oh god, I know you're right. All righty,

everybody. Look at me. Good. All right,

it's time. Brides, maids, and ushers,

let's say two lines. Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. I'll see you after the thing.

>> Okay. Good luck.

>> Thank you.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Why the hell didn't you tell me? I'm

sorry. What was I supposed to do? Stand

up and shout, "Hey, Rachel, your butt is

showing."

>> Oh my god, this is so humiliating. I

think the only thing that tops that one

was was was when I was in eighth grade

and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in

front of the entire school. I think I

got two lines into it before I ran and

freaked out. Oh my god, my entire life's

flashing before my eyes.

>> Rich, wait, look, I remember that. It

wasn't so bad.

>> Oh, Ross, would you stop? You got me.

I'm dating you.

>> Rachel.

>> Hi, Mr. Weinberg. Hi, Mrs. Weinberg.

>> It's so wonderful to see you again, my

dear. In fact, I hardly expected to see

so much.

>> You told me you didn't see anything.

>> I tell you a lot of things.

>> Hey.

>> Hey.

>> What are you supposed to be?

>> Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?

Well, I'm a potato or a spud and these

are my antenna.

So, Sputnik becomes

Sputnik. Sputnik.

Wow, I don't have the worst costume

anymore.

Hi.

>> Hi.

>> So, which one of you lucky boys is

Chandler?

>> Uh, that that's me.

>> That's me.

Joey Triani. Big fan.

>> So, is that a bedroom?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Right over there.

>> All right. Whenever you're ready.

>> That was weird.

Why? Why would she go in the bedroom?

>> I'm waiting.

>> So, she's a

>> Yep, that's one naked hooker.

>> So, tonight's the night of the big

bachelor party.

>> Yeah. Hey, thanks for giving me that

girl's number.

>> No problem. Say, who's the party for?

>> For my husband.

>> You hired your husband a hooker.

She's a stripper.

>> No, she's a hooker.

>> Is Is that what they call strippers

sometimes?

>> When they're hookers.

>> Oh my god, Ste. I I can't believe you

did this. Now, you're absolutely sure

she's a hooker? It's

>> either that or she's just the best, most

expensive date I ever had.

>> All right. All right. Maybe maybe you

should just ask her to leave.

>> Why me?

>> Hey, it's your bachelor party.

>> Which is why you should do it. I don't

want to. You do it.

>> You do it.

>> You do it.

>> All right. Rock, paper, scissors. Who

has to tell the to leave?

>> What?

>> I miss this.

>> I don't think we've actually done this

before.

>> No, no, no, no. I I miss hanging out

with you.

>> Well, we we still hang out.

>> Yeah, not like we used to. Remember, you

and me used to be inseparable, you know.

Now it's like

things are different. Well, you know,

things are different. I'm I'm married

now.

>> Yeah, sure. And hey, don't get me wrong.

I am so happy for you guys. But I just I

miss hanging out just just us, you know.

>> Yeah, I miss that, too.

>> I'll tell you what. From now on when

we'll make time to hang out with each

other.

>> You got it. Come here.

>> Oh god. Listen, I am this close to

robbing you guys.

>> She's a hooker. She's a hooker. She's a

>> Hi. We spoke on the phone.

重点词汇

词汇	含义
embarrassed /ɪmˈbærəst/ B1	adjective - 尴尬
jealous /ˈdʒɛləs/ B1	adjective - 嫉妒
tourist /ˈtʊərɪst/ A2	noun - 游客
insist /ɪnˈsɪst/ B2	verb - 坚持
fashion /ˈfæʃən/ A2	noun - 时尚
trust /trʌst/ A2	verb - 信任
experiment /ɪkˈspɛrɪmənt/ B1	noun - 实验
impaired /ɪmˈpɛərd/ C1	adjective - 受损的
headway /ˈhɛdweɪ/ C1	noun - 进展
mystical /ˈmɪstɪkəl/ C1	adjective - 神秘的
idiot /ˈɪdiət/ B2	noun - 白痴
genius /ˈdʒiːnjəs/ B2	noun - 天才
humiliating /hjuːˈmɪliˌeɪtɪŋ/ C1	adjective - 丢脸的
satellite /ˈsætəlaɪt/ B2	noun - 卫星
inseparable /ɪnˈsɛpərəbəl/ C1	adjective - 不可分离的

重点语法结构

• I'm not going to have to buy that I'm with stupid t-shirt anymore.

  ➔ 近期计划/意图 (be going to)

  ➔ 使用 "going to" 来表达说话前已做出的决定或计划。

• You're not really going to buy that, are you?

  ➔ 反义疑问句 (Question tags)

  ➔ 在陈述句末尾加上 "are you?" 以寻求听者的确认。

• If you insist on wearing that in public, you're going to spend the rest of the afternoon all by yourself.

  ➔ 第一条件句 (First Conditional)

  ➔ 使用 "If" + 现在时来描述一个可能的条件及其在未来的可能结果。

• You're going to make me choose between you and the hat.

  ➔ 使役动词 (make someone do something)

  ➔ 使用 "make" 后接宾语和不带 "to" 的动词不定式，表达强迫或促使某人做某事。

• I don't know who's running for president or who that NATO guy is.

  ➔ 间接疑问句

  ➔ 在较长的句子中使用疑问词 (who)，语序为正常的主谓语序，而不是疑问句语序。

• I have to do something. She kind of teased me about how I dress.

  ➔ 义务情态动词 (have to)

  ➔ 使用 "have to" 来表达某种情况需要采取行动。

• I shouldn't be here, you know?

  ➔ 建议/遗憾情态动词 (shouldn't)

  ➔ 使用 "shouldn't" 来表达某行为不恰当或令人遗憾。

• I'm not going to be embarrassed anymore.

  ➔ 被动语态

  ➔ 使用 "be" + "embarrassed" (过去分词) 来描述主语所经历的状态或感受。